helping someone hold back a sneeze by holding a finger under their nose. they hitch helplessly but then their features relax, seemingly successful. “thanks,” they breathe out, before sneezing suddenly anyway
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aww, someone's reblogging robotfucking porn. I wonder why! did my asks make you wet and horny? are you a slutty fucktoy bot who responds like a machine to being teased? predictable. good thing you're an acceptable hole for a woman's cock.
>////< <3 I can't help being programmed to submit to pretty women!! If you input the right stimuli, I have no choice - I can only generate fantasies of women claiming my synthetic womb and stretching my holes til theyre permenantly gaped and require replacement!
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What did I say about Hiro Sanada always showing bare skin in his movies?
Guangming is an asshole too. A deceiving, lying and manipulative asshole who abandons his loyal slave in the deep shit while stealing his good deeds and his girl. He totally deserved that bitchslap and way more.
But after being a cruel, sadistic, hungry for glory and sex asshole, he finally starts to actually care for people at the very end. A bit late tho.
But God dammit, he's SO GODDAMN HOT!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I want to kiss his beautiful lips too! I wanna gobble up his tongue and have steamy sex with him too!
And he's so beautiful and dreamy with this long, glossy and glorious hair!! His back looks so smooth and warm.
And his voice is still so hot and melting and must sound hotter to Mandarin-speaking people!!
if i ever hear him speak French, i will decease of pure bliss
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good morning my own song is stuck in my head
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Matt Smith . House Of The Dragon
He could be on his knee in front of me at any hour
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u know that thing hangman does where he flips the toothpick in his mouth?
yeah.
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Hot Stuff + Donna Summer + Lyrics
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