Nezha would babysit Red Son when he was younger. He helped him learn how to meditate and use his fire.
I do not like Red Son but I am not immune to Uncle Nezha moments not at all
The weird family tree that makes it so Nezha and Red Son are literally cousins makes it sillier because Red just ends up calling him “uncle” anyways
(Also it runs in the Sun family to be a meditating genius because SWK meditates, Nezha presumably meditates, Red Son meditates — like ok family trait ig)
wait when people reference the "be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie" meme…. what do they mean by hot chips. cause in australia "hot chips" means fries. and since it wasn’t written as just chips or crisps or fries, i thought that "hot chips" would absolutely mean "hot chips"………………. but i just saw that post where someone had the "hot girl food pyramid" and the "hot chips" section had images of spicy potato chips like flamin hot cheetos and takis. IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS TO EVERYONE ELSE. I HAVE FAILED TO BE EVERY GIRL BORN AFTER 1993
Bai He, age 18, finally starts driving school but Red Son and Nezha are the only one that can teach her because Mei and MK are legally too young (you need to have at least 10 years of experience to teach) and im not sure if the two monkies can drive.
So yeah, tie between the bull demon with canon road rage and the 12 years old fire wheels god
"You're going to want to the gear shift into drive—"
"Okay."
"—and then just ease your way out into the streets."
"But check your mirrors."
"Nonsense, there's no one around."
"She still has to check."
"Oh, right, like she just has to wear a seatbelt—"
"She's human—"
"—and has to drive at speed limit—"
"—she's only 18—!"
"—don't even get me started on brakes! I don't even know what they are!"
"Guys the car's moving—"
"STAY ON THE ROAD!"
"HIT THE ACCELERATOR!"
[Sun Wukong and Macaque where out for the day, they come back to a very traumatized Bái Xùn and a crashed car with two angry fire immortals.]