#hot bebeh

[kiyosw]

hey. ❤🙌 keke 🍈🍊🍉🍇🍍🍌🍇🥝🍓🥭🍑🍎🍒🍎🍆😉😉😶😙😶😙🙂😙😍😗😍😗🙂😆😘😆🙂😉

DAWG??😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#senschattereps #I find you sexy bebeh. Let's have hot sex at 11:30 tonight. Xoxo. Love. 💋

[effervescentdragon]

To be Toto jr. he needs to steal a RedBull suit, do a photo shoot and gaslight every one to fake memory that he started out at RBR

And looking hot doing so!

Listen, this is a person who at 15 went into a.meeting w Daddy Wolff with a ppt of why he's the best. I am absolutely sure he can gaslight us.

Also now i need my bebeh in a rbr suit because i havent had a mental breakdown for too long and im due one sometime soon 👀

#lovely anons #akira answers asks #id die if he ever out on rb suit #yes this is about george russell

[loverofthewindgod]

🥞Brunch Bunch 🥞

There are so many ways one can enjoy a lovely Sunday afternoon. Strolling through the park, going to the mall, having a family cookout, sleeping in the whole day, you name it. For these 5 ladies, it's quality sister time that they rarely get to have, and what better way to enjoy that than having brunch at the greatest Café in existence!

'Scuse me, Imma just insert this wholesome imagery of the sisters vibin while makin their way downtown ^_^

Sienna: "When I say 'sister', y'all say 'time'! "Sister!"

Avani, Safara, Xuna: "Time!"

Sienna: "Sister!"

Avani, Safara, Xuna: "Time!"

Xuna: "When I say 'yummy', y'all say 'food'! "Yummy!"

Sienna, Safara, Avani: "Food!"

Xuna: "Yummy!"

Sienna, Safara, Avani: "Food!"

Tootega: "When I say 'shut', please shut up."

The Squad: 😗😗😗😗......

Avani: "Shut!"

Sienna, Xuna, Safara: "Up!"

Avani: "Shut!"

Sienna, Xuna, Safara: "Up!"

Tootega: "I'm surrounded by idiots." 😑😑😑

"Alrighty now, who's ready to have their mind and taste buds blown away?" Sienna asked, playfully walking backwards.

"Pshhhh, as an expert foodie I'll be glad to test that statement." Avani proudly shot back.

"Yea, Gordon Ramsay has NOTHING on you sis." Tootega rolled her eyes at her sister's bravado.

"I'm so happy that we get to spend time together and it's not for training or at some boring meeting!" Safara exclaimed, happily raising her hands to the sky.

"Fujin mentioned his visits to your family business and sounds like he enjoyed himself. Is it true that's where you first learned the art of cooking?" Xuna asked.

"True it be, Madam Sunshine!" Sienna finger gunned, earning a giggle from Xuna.

"Amazing! I can't wait until we arrive!"

"Well wait no longer, coz we've arrived! Ladies and Queens, it is with great honor that I welcome you to my family's pride and joy, ba da da daaaa! The Serene Garden!"

~insert Sienna doing the Will Smith Oscar pose~

Upon entering the establishment, Xuna, Avani, and Safara dropped their jaws in awe as they glanced around, even Tootega gave an impressed nod. The Café had such a warm, inviting rustic ambiance to it. The aroma of freshly made coffee and pastries filled the room, there was lively chatter among the patrons in the dining area, the bar, even the kitchen staff sounded merry. Not to mention there's a secluded library section for book lovers. You know where Tootega's gonna venture off to, heh.

Some of the patrons stopped what they were doing and noticed the ladies walking around, understandably taken aback by height differences and beautiful appearances. If they weren't 5 powerful Goddesses, one would've thought they were simply a group of insanely hot supermodels going out to eat.

As Sienna continued showing the gals around, she noticed her pawpaw Kojoe at a table serving some coffee with a side of smiles.

"Cuckoo Koko!" Almost dropping the kettle after hearing the very familiar voice, Kojoe took a deep breath, politely excused himself from the table, and just dashed his way on over to his daughter.

"MAHH BEBEH GORLLL!!!!" YOU CAME BAAAAAACK!!" What better way to welcome your child back than to hug em tight and spin them around like a mad man while speaking an entirely different language in front of your customers hahaha.

"Oh gods, more weird people." Tootega winced at the unusual, yet wholesome family encounter.

"Lemme tell you sumthin, buttercup. The second I heard Cuckoo, that's when I thought, 'hmm only one gal knows how cuckoo koko be, and that when I knew it was my little rose bud." Kojoe whimsically booped his daughter on the nose, as if he forgot or just refused to believe that his girl is all grown up. Sienna then took the time to introduce the Goddesses to her father.

"Girls, I want you to meet my father, Kojoe. Paw paw, these lovely ladies are Fujin's sisters: This is Avani, Tootega, Safara, and Xuna."

"Well I'll be cornfunded! Y'all are related to Fujin Apple?"

"Woah woah...related to who did what now?" Tootega was straight up dumbfounded by the nickname, while Xuna, Safara and Avani were trying so hard not to laugh.

"Oh, Fujin Apple is his nickname the family gave him. It's a long story." Sienna giggled.

"Ooohhh you don't know what you've done, I'm gonna have a blast with this." Avani maliciously rubbed her hands together, plotting future embarrassment for her younger brother.

"So anyway paw paw, today is a very special day I get to spend with these very special ladies. Think you can help me out with something very special?" Sienna asked.

"Sure thing baby girl. Whatchu need?"

"We need to initiate Operation Brunch Bunch"

Right on cue, the staff stopped in the middle of their duties, looking like a bunch of deer in headlights. It's not very often they get an order like this, and they were pretty excited! Knowing that the order came from Sienna meant that it had to be more wonderful than usual.

"Ohh yea we gotchu, we gotchu wildflower! You and your sisters sit back and we'll handle everything for y'all!" Kojoe kissed his daughter on the forehead before he superman'ed himself through the kitchen window alongside his head chef hubby and the rest of the crew, getting right to work.

In the meantime, the Goddesses got cozy at the outdoor patio and served Raspberry Mimosas, enjoying the peaceful, scenic view of the large fields and mountains.

"I know I have my own temple and land, but man oh man! This is the life!" Avani raised her glass, feeling on top of the world.

"Sienna, this place is absolutely beautiful! I'll have to bring Raiden here sometime, even if i have to drag him from his chambers."

"I can guarantee you he won't be mad for long once you do. Sienna suggested.

Safara happily spun around dreaming as if she was back at Strawberry Fields."I'm certain Grey would love this outdoor space, almost as much as Kiva and Hana would."

~cuts to scene of Tootega sipping her beverage in the library, reading~

"Oh look! The food's ready!" Sienna gestured over to the group of servers emerging from indoors with trays of food.

Pancakes, chicken and waffles, a french toast bake, a garden frittata, scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages, roasted potatoes, danish cream puff pastries, croissants, muffins, biscuits with butter, honey & homeade jams, and a fresh fruit platter. The spread layed out across the table looked like a grand buffet, truly a sight to behold.

"Bon Appétit, Mademoiselles." The servers bowed before returning inside, ending with Kojoe and Sienna exchanging two thumbs up.

The ladies gathered together at the table, taken back by the tasty offerings brought before them. After a short and sweet prayer, it was time to chow down!

"Where to start, where to start..." Avani, now in expert foodie mode, contemplated from the vast amount of food to choose from. She went for the French toast, took her first bite and she went silent, shutting her eyes.

"Soooo...what's the verdict?" Sienna teased.

"Shhhhh...I can't even look at you right now." Avani waved her fork around like she's in a dreamy haze. She was on cloud nine, a delicious fluffy toast cloud in French heaven.

"I think I'll be coming back for the chicken and waffles here."

"Oooh, the cream danishes are soooo tasty!!"

"Don't sleep on biscuits with honey, it's insane."

"Hmm, the frittata tastes pretty good."

A delectable feast such as this fit for royalty, let alone 5 Goddesses, the verdict was unanimous. Overall score gets 10 thumbs up. A Flawless (and delicious) victory!

Buuuut....it doesn't end there. Even after demolishing all that food, there was still plenty of room for early dessert! To the bakery!

"So we get our own box of whatever pastries we desire?" Xuna asked, admiring the many selections. Donuts, cupcakes, tarts, you name it. Tootega was busy keeping Avani and Safara from drooling all over the display glass.

"You sure can! Go on and help yourselves!" Sienna gave them the green light to satisfy their sweet tooths. Avani and Safara ended up getting 4 boxes each. One for the way back, one for their students, and two for a midnight snack. Safara just had to get more of those danishes that stole her heart. Tootega, Sienna and Xuna just settled for 2 boxes each. Business was real good for the bakery that day.

Now cut to the scene where the gals are heading home, sampling a few treats while just reflecting on the wonderous day they had.

"Three cheers for Sienna, who graced us with this wonderful get-together!"

"Hip hip hoorah!" Safara and Avani cheered with their mouths full.

"Today was nice." Tootega shrugged, acting like she didn't enjoy herself. She ain't foolin anybody.

"Aww, I'm touched. But I think we all deserve a cheer. Strong, beautiful, amazing, intelligent Queens who get to call each other sisters. To sisterhood!"

"To Sisterhood!!"

"Yea, I guess. Just no more sing-."

🎶Makin our way downtown, with some treats, havin fun with my sisters🎶

"Why? Why me?..." Tootega pleaded to the heavens.

Today has been nothing short of phenomenal. Each and every second was cherished. Filled with amazing food, laughter, (except Tootega lmao) and just pure vibes. Operation Brunch Bunch was a success.

Lady Xuna - @bisexualjohnnycage

The God Sisters - @ninibear3000

#mk oc #sienna #lady xuna #earth goddess avani #water goddess tootega #fire goddess safara #mutual's oc #lord raiden #lord fujin #really needed this well deserved fluffiness #quality sister time 💕 #lowkey made myself hungry writing this lmao 🤣 #avani is gonna embarass the living hell out of fujin #tootega was pretty much a mood the entire time #the way to safara's heart is nightwolf and danishes lol 🤣🤣 #i will DEFINITELY write more moments for Xuna and Sienna #storm wives bonding time 💕

[endmylifelad]

Watching Bluey, and my lord… episode is about the mom leaving to attend a baby shower and it is a hot m e s s.

Episode starts with the mom leaving, and Bluey misses her. So the dad does everything he can to help cheer her up. Playing follow the leader, swinging, all that jazz.

In the end Bluey ends up playing by herself as Bingo insisted, and pretended she was her mom and attending a baby shower. This is where it gets messy.

As she sets up her toys, she grabs a Fox plush and opens its diaper. 🙈

She then proceeds to put something into the diaper.

Didn’t think much of it. Figured maybe she was setting up the baby to maybe have a dirty diaper. No. No she was not.

She put the item in the diaper to represent a D O N G

She proceeds to play, saying she apologizes for being late and that the kids didn’t want her to leave. She then says “let’s see the baby’s gender” and grabs the fox and again opens the diaper and looks in “yup! It’s a boy.”

Dude… I don’t even know how to process this.

AND THEN. Bingo and the dad start prepping dinner during this. Shrimp somethin. The scene moves over and you see the dad decapitates a shrimp. Didn’t even seem like it was real (the shrimp I mean. Looked like a toy.) But it was when Bingo grabbed one and pulls the head off and yeets it into the void…

And yeah I’m 20 and watching a bebeh show. But what else am I supposed to do when it is 4 in the morning? Sleep?

It’s entertaining in all honesty. And makes me envious, as stupid as that is. I didn’t have a good childhood. I was robbed of it. There was no time to play, to be with my parents. My dad abused me and my sisters as well while my mom stepped aside and turned a blind eye.

I only understood that it wasn’t normal when I met a friend and saw their family dynamic. And again with another and another. What was going on wasn’t normal.

I like it because it reminds me that when I was alone, completely alone with no one in the house, I would pretend that my family was like that. That there was love and comfort and fun. That nothing was wrong. I imagined that my family was like Bluey’s…

YUP. THATS MY TEDTALK FOR NOW. BYE.

#text post #Bluey

[ohimesama]

10.14.22 Friday

7:29 am

Uncle Jun is up already in the kitchen and for sure done throwing the garbage outside coz it is Friday,doing his tik-tokings and done feeding Neko...

My bebeh John is on the window now here in the living room, sitting on the sofa... My left pelvic is still aching,my sciatica...

I still have the windblow trap hating Manalo's cult for this... I feel self-pity... I feel self-pity... I need self-fulfillment...

8:05 am

Trivia and Truth:

I already posted here about our bread and butter super way back that's why I'm the pampered one in the family... I told you before that I just came here when I was 13 and my brother next to me named RV, I mean in this house corner lot and somehow spacious lot of our Aunt Teresa and Uncle Hideaki or let's just say,the appropriate term is "adoptive parent's"...

Throw back again... Here are the "adoptive parent's"

These adoptive parent's are both college graduate. The Aunt Teresa is accounting graduate in New Era University and Uncle Hideaki is Mathematics graduate or B.S. Math.

So, after college Aunt Teresa went to Japan with the assistance of my stubborn biological mother. She went there as a singer performer in one of the upper and decent club in Japan, where she met our Uncle Hideaki. While both of my biological parent's are really into art, heart and soul...

My aunt Teresa was really a choir member since she was single and serving in the church of christ office in handling the money got from the member during service.

8:42 am

Trivia and Truth:

My aunt Teresa was taking care of me coz my biological mother was the first art dancer performer here in this part of family,whenever she went out to perform and time that she went to Japan for her to support everyone... She has this guts and still having more guts that she can kill you...

8:50 am

I still have the windblow trap and I feel bitter and super bitter...

I need money and self-fulfillment and wanna leave the hometown...

I feel hurt coz I lost chance to meet many2x friends... I lost my spot and someone stole it for 15 years... I want many2x friends and hoping upper friends in God's time...

9:23 am

Uncle Jun went to baranggay task,it was a smooth acknowledgement that he will go out coz I noticed his lower pants... I said it looks bagets or you look young and cool purontongs on you Uncle Jun and he replied that yeah! I'm always like this...

9:35 am

Thank You for the generosity of half-sister Janna... God will provide and "karma begets karma"...

1:41 pm

Done,eating with nana and bebeh John, lunch 3rd day getting food for free at Clarizza's Carinderiaz...

This Uncle DD should understand and never vent-out on their providence coins....Sometimes,super vent-out that we should thrift, everything our expenses here are super cheap and compress...

1:53 pm

Runny nose coz it is really hot....We can't open the ac... I need money....I wanna buy stuff...I'm super self-pitying.... Some group stole my chair or position for 15 years...

Wanna see donkey and camel...

I think there is traitor in the family members... Hating this cult of Manalo!! I'm super self-pitying... I hate having this situation...

3:57 pm

I still have this fucking windblow trap cult of Manalo... I feel low and I feel self-pity...

Theory:

You think you're powerful coz you have the black rituals... It is totally irreligious and unfair...

Never interfere too much on someone, coz putting a barrier on someone who can't fight you equally coz you are invisible... Using the black spells on someone? It is totally unfair...

5:54 pm

Uncle Jun is here already from baranggay... I got our dinner at Clarizza's Carinderia...

6:39 pm

Accidentally hearing this news on Net 25! There is no fake news! We have our freedom of speech! How about cult?? THERE IS...

7:24 pm

I have this windblow cult! I hate Manalo so much!!! So,much hating them so much!!! I feel jealous and envious! 15 years... I feel self-pity...They killed me unfairly! They took my life without a fight!

Wanna leave the hometown!

9:52 pm

I feel bitter... I still have the windblow trap... I feel self-pity... I need money! I feel ugly and fat... I want my own story... I need money!!! Wanna leave the hometown... I feel jealous! I feel envious! I don't like them all,all of them have xfactor that they stole from me for 15 years!!!

My self-fulfillment... My own story! My own story!!! I WANT TO HAVE MY OWN STORY! Wanna leave the hometown... My own money! I feel self-pity!

10:10 pm

I really feel bitter... I hate this windblow trap... I wanna self-fulfillment... Wanna leave the hometown... I feel fat and ugly!

10:17 pm

I feel so bitter, I lost my trail... I lost my road of story...

10:45 pm

So,shock to see this... We have a capsule here in the Philippines... Wow! Still,wanna leave the hometown...

#Youtube

[unknownmysticalspirit]

Here have some of my screen cap of him

yeah, no problem

#adorable vert screen cap i guess lmao #such a bebeh i know #what am i even doing #battle force 5 #bf5 #hot wheels battle force 5 #hwbf5 #vert wheeler

[mbop123]

Guys I blacked out. What happened after this scene?

#halp #SUMMA rio is back baby #t shirt #basketball bebeh #I am going to re watch this scene too many times #BELLY #whew #hot frog boi summer #good girls nbc #nbc good girls #brio #rio #gg spoilers #gg 4x12 #razzle dazzle rio

[sullys-nose-hair]

Sussy EJ x reader😼

@tinitortellini @xxcha0t1c-racc00nxx @oreosplease

A big fart came from my ass as I laid on my FLAT AND PERFECT stomach, making my ass cheeks flip together making that gunshor noise for what felt like five minutes straight, my ass hair rubbing together making the skin inside my ass cheeks rub together making it itch which made my toes curl.

(These are ur toes btw)

Moaning in my CUTE, PERFECT, FEMININE AND CHILD LIKE voice my PINK tail wiggled bc I'm not like other girls.

I was secretly a pretty pink Neko girl, my parents who died in a car crash when I was a second old told me to never sow my true form to people no matter how had it was. Doing the Debbie Ryan eartuck my long blonde hair was how behind my small, prefect and white ear.

I'm so quirky *laughs in a high pitched feminine voice*.

Suddenly my window burst open revealing a scawry man in all black and a blue mask with black tar dripping from the black eye holes, he was so scawy I pissed myself. I'm not like other girls ok! Ik one of the boys and really quirky bc I'm so amazing.

The masked male, bc it could only be a male was ever heard of a women serial killer🙄 laughed HANDSOMELY with his DEEP voice before saying something

"Did u just piss your self baba growl?" Smirking under his mask he moves towards my form on the bed SEXILY

"That kinda hot bebeh growl😼" he muttered as he hand came done on my left ass cheeks, making the skin rub together making it more itchey.

A cute and perfect moan came from my perfect, pink mouth showing my pearly whites.

"Let's have some fun bebeh growl" he smirked again as I moaned a cutely squirmed around my 000000.1cm body, my ass cheeks and tits mounting making the soon against skin and the gun shot would echo thought my black room bc I'm not like other girls.

I'm brockean and ugly even though I'm constantly praised for how pretty I a from my porcelain skin and long blonde hair, crystal blue eyes and my big 10 feet tits, flat stomach and 1000000 feet long ass that makes the men of my school want to put their badussy destroyers into my perfect ass bc women who is attractived to other women don't exist

I'm just so ugly and brockean🥺😔

#ive gotten my hands on EJ😈 #i should be getting ready for my hrothers birthday but who xares #creepypasta #creepypasta meme #homicidal liu #jeff the killer #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta thirst #eyeless jack #im a simp #laughing jack #obsesión #eyeless jack x reader smut

[problematicpervertpod]

recs on recs on recs

Yaoi/Manga I’m reading/have read. Please support the artists on official websites. If you have recs or want to chat about any of these get in my messages right the fuck now my dudes. Also spoilers, also this probably doesn’t make sense to anyone but me, also I think I’m funny sorry in advance.

Dangerous Convenience Store

Tags: Ongoing, self aware lead for the most part, gangs, smut, love triangle, possessive, not rapey, seme is like the fucking hulk compared to uke, college, age gap, good art, muscular bodies, seme is adorable/romantic in sp chapters, sexual awakening, meeting the gang (in two ways!), FAINTS OF CUTENESS/HOTNESS, the memes after every chapter got me gagged, HAHE hahahahahahahahahaha, OMG DO I GET SOME CNC?! (update: short lived), we stan a vocal man (Ahjussi), thigh fucking, my mans be like my thighs hurt fuck my ass instead DECEASED, ass smacking, these memes are so good god damnit, rimming

8/10, I live for Ahjussi (Am I spelling this wrong..)

The New Employee 

-love love love

Tags: ongoing, we stan supportive boyfriends, healthy relationship, boss/employee, smut, office setting, good art, 10/10 will re-read, muscular bodies

Love Shuttle

Tags: completed, ABO, enemies to lovers, possessive, coworkers, fake relationship, strong omega, the art sucks but I like the story, art gets better after the 1st season, alphas eyes change colors when happy/anxious, muscular bodies, 7/10, update 10/10 art is meh but fml this storyline is basic af in the best way and it’s the fluff/smut I need, when you’re caught by the folks *cringe*

Hold Me Tight

Tags: ongoing, boss/employee, bodyguard, gio can’t feel heat until felix comes along, uke is strong af, horny bastards, smut, possessive, tragic childhood, moving in together right away, rich seme, felix in a bunny costume though *heart eyes*, dialogue is great, rape in a technical sense but the vibe is written like both characters are all good after? Ex. hospital scene…dub con, ART IS GREAT, hand holding during sex, 10/10 will re-read, muscular bodies

Yours to Claim 

Tags: ongoing, love triangle, Dom/sub dynamics, smut, main is big switch energy, reincarnation, jealousy, manipulative, possessive, self aware lead for the most part, toxic af, GREAT ART, college, rich semes, 10/10 will re-read and not even finished, SONOFABITCH that cliff hanger!! Season 3 come thruuuu (I have to wait until November? *cries* BUT MAH LOVE TRIANGLE!!, I want a THROUPLE GOD DAMN IT

The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

Tags: obsessed with this story, will the incense burner scenes make it?? No tags because I'll never forget this one haha wangxian 5ever, send me all fanfics/fan art you have about this story, love Dark Wangji, Jadecest, ABO/omegaverse, Bottom Wangji/Top Wei Ying, and honestly anything regarding this fandom

Bj Alex

Tags: completed, great art, 11/10 will re-read, cam boy, fanboy, seme is an asshole, uke is so sexy, jealously, rich seme, enemies to lovers kind of?, CHANWOO IS MY BOY FOR LIFE, Chanwoo MD supremacy, BDSM (like really really), fuck I love Chanwoo, college students, rich seme, emotional rollercoaster, uke soft body, mean seme, college life, that one nosy bitch ass guy trying to expose my boys needs to fuck right off, seme split/fake personality, dub con 

Anti PT

Tags: ongoing, 11/10 re-readable, porn with feelings, love triangle, jealousy, attempted non-con, personal training wink wink, main love interest is actually the best, second male lead is a god damn creep, first time, smut, great art, sex addict/constantly horny uke, I WANT A HWI, 

Related: https://www.anime-planet.com/manga/anti-pt/recommendations 

Payback

Tags: ongoing, both are psychopaths tbh, revenge, gangs, uke sells himself to seme, violent seme, entertainment industry, brunette supremacy, what this motherfucker gonna do? hehe , great art, muscular bodies, dead dove do not eat, my mans must be GOOD looking/animal magnetism cause everyone losing their fucking minds, okay this is a comedy I’m dying, he tried to scare him with wanting to be a top but my psycho said REVERSEUNO BITCH I’M A VERSE (wait jk apparently *sigh*), anonymous masked sex (sad n’ kinky)

My Suha

Tags: ongoing, wow this gets dark, possessive af like holy shit, terrible people all around uke, rape, boss/employee, office politics/family politics, smut, characters that are punchable, dead dove do not eat, *velociraptor noises*, avoided this for a while but I’m back because nothing can be more emotionally devastating than Banana Fish, TIE HIM UP, FUCK HIS FACE ALKSJD:ASKD, FUCK SUHA UR SO HOT that dirty talk though YAS, glad I picked this back up lmao, GOD DAMN IT just when the package arrived then this red head fucker *screams*

Shame Application aka Dirty Vibration

Tags: completed, friends to lovers, model seme, cute af uke, love triangle, entertainment industry, smut, kink, all kinds of sex everywhere, realized feelings, mutual pining, jealousy, rich seme, blonde seme, big brother 1984 always watching, 10/10 would re-read, porn with plot, they were roommates!, ~straight~ seme, first times, great art, remembering some cringe but considering the story it’s par for the course

Will You Subscribe

Tags: ongoing, season 1 completed, enemies to lovers, cam boy, office politics, boss/employee, hiding a secret, public sex, stalkers/creepy men, emotionally stunted characters, mutual pining, idiots in lust, lingerie company, slut shaming, jealousy/possessiveness, season 2 bebeh, HOLDING HANDS *velociraptor noises*, LMAO okay my mans is not THAT old how tf does he not know netflix and chill, BUNNY COSTUME (quickly becoming my new fav trope in manga, A+ gang), oh we stan a good boy, wtf is wrong with wanting to do cam work, ‘I wish my marks could become permanent’ *omegaverse wink*, *works for lingerie company* *doesn’t understand where bf gets sexy costumes* like wut kind of fuckery…, cross dressing ftw, roleplay, classic BL miscommunication trope

Hyperventilation

Tags: completed, high school crush, unrequited love, mutual pining, smut, quickie (short story), class reunion, apparently furry with the extra chapter turning my man into a bunny but c'est la vie! https://myreadingmanga.info/korean-bl-animation-hyperventilation-engsub/ this is the animation of the same story, different endings but same in tone (this site is spammy AF but the English subs are so hard to find for this) 8/10 

Unmei no tsugai ga omae da nante

Tags: only one bed, ABO, office setting. Coworkers, enemies to lovers, competitive, equality in the omegaverse, dubcon, real dicks and not lightsabers, fated pair, art is cute af 8/10

K’s Secret

Tags: buckle up buttercup, dead dove do not eat, angst, pining, somnophilia, dub con, non con, boss/employee, manipulative, stalking, forced relationship, tragic childhood background, weird art but gets better,  uke: don’t threaten me with a good time but seriously stop threatening me, possessive & obsessive, seme is like the fucking hulk compared to uke, wow were going full psycho stalker hm?, dating a narcissist is all fun and (mind)games, con non con… ? honestly who tf knows, domestic!, OW MY HEART, the t/n WAP note sent me, ch 51 translated by gen z, do special ep= furry? Wait there’s a maid costume, bunny costume, directors friends keeping it real, rough translations 8/10

Enthusiasm

Tags: ongoing, dead dove do not eat, uke buys seme, masc boys, muscular bodies, fight club, master/slave, rich uke, revenge, real dicks not lightsabers, rough sex, cuckholding, daddy issues, suicide, wow the end of ch 5 punched a hole in my heart, penile implant life,  rough translations makes the storyline wonky, nvm back to lightsabers *star wars noises*, HAD ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY I CAN NOT, shibari, possessive, wait this is cute *velociraptor noises*, angst, no kithes for you “bestie”, OBSESSED, honestly choke him pupper, STAY THE NIGHT ALKSDJA:SLDKJAS:LKDJA:SLDKj, problematic but I’m riding for these two, 

Ichimai Goshi Fetish

Tags: completed, short, fetishes DO start in childhood don’t they *ruminates*, author: describes ML as a beautiful 2D character meanwhile: ML IS 2D character, fellas is it gay to kiss the homies?, “real dudes don’t interest me” is a MOOD, comedy, jealousy, college setting, dialogue is A+, not lightsabers but not dicks either, first time, when you’re fucked so good you think you’ve died, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4uEq5Nx6ko, hero/villain roleplay. Fluff n smut 10/10

My Purrfect Boss

Tags: completed, tooth rotting fluff because blondie is so FUCKING cute little sensitive soul, golden retriever boyfriend, pure comedy, DECEASED, MY MAN JUST DID THE SLOW BLINK, office setting, boss/employee, ~wasted~ (red dead redemption meme),  FFS SO CUTE, he put a ring on it right away beyonce would be proud af, he protecc he attack but most importantly he hit it from the back, jealousy, honeymoon phase of dating, the ex is a snake (update: oh wow literally), I’m picking up abuse/PTSD vibes based on how Kang reacts to his ex :(, classic BL miscommunication plot, immediately no meme audio (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6XWSGfYnps) ,  I WILL STRAIGHT UP MURDER CHA WTF!!!!!!, gang rape, spiked with drugs that force heat, me rn:*screaming/rage*, psychotic ex/abuser, HE PROTECCC, actual relief after that scene jesus fuck, okay YES kings I see you, okay this is giving me cuteness aggression, hi yes I’d like to adopt a cat and a dog please 9/10

Following Namsoo to the Bathhouse

Tags: completed, same author as, “My Purrfect Boss”, A+ comedy once again, JUNIOR, gay awakening, “fap myself to death” DEAD, facial expressions are ridic, my minds telling me no but my body, my bodyyyy’s telling me yaaaaa, ya boy is literally losing his mind over this, actual lightsabers lmao, FLUFF, permasmile, 6969, THINKS THEY’RE GOING TO EAT RAMEN, dense gay, own your skin wtf okay hannibal calm down, everyone is officially cray,  ah I also am barfy when drunk, denial really is something hm, classic BL miscommunication plot, when people pleasing too far, happy ending 🥺🥰, side story: our crazy gets his very own crazy (ashton Kutcher from spread vibes), public sex, sex sparkle 9/10

Alien in my Closet

Tags: ongoing (maybe completed but def ongoing on the site I use), not rapey at all?? You’d think it’s impossible in this medium ffs, anti pt vibes, cute art, fluff ‘n smut, red head!!, they were roomates!, sex toys, bsdm, D/s (brat)dynamic or maybe owner/pet, bondage, *tiffany hadish voice* this is noiceeee, con humiliation/degradtion, SANTA CLAUS, edging, marking, one lotus please (he’s clearly read the 4 agreements and karma sutra), con non con, exhibitionism, the wrist thing stays on people, Katoptronophilia,  roleplay, is it stalking when you bring your friends?, lotus: welcome home cheater, the chin on the head thing gives me cuteness aggression, the twins are my favs, when ur crush vanilla af 😭, haesung: experiment on me daddy, no dick until halfway through/fingering supremacy, bedroom sessions has me gagged, voyeurism, wait they haven’t kissed this whole time I forgot (audio: https://www.tiktok.com/@ryley/video/6976701880277748997?lang=en), sunbae is sus, YES FINALLY A FUCKING SWITCH COUPLE AKJSDHALKSJDHASKLJDHALS KJDALKSJD (update: sort of), there’s a missed opportunity for an anal probe joke, damn it okay maybe sunbae is chill, 3 musketeers, my heart*implodes*, *velociraptor noises*, 12/10 would re-read such fluff my heart 

On Doorstep

Tags: completed, age gap, reese has ptsd, jimmy going from 0 to 100, jimmy really got down on his knees at work, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) deepest part you say, real dicks, ride him like a rodeo, quickie/short story, porn with plot

Gorani Jeon

Tags: ongoing, omegaverse, no alpha though, animal hybrid, art is beautiful like it's drawn on paper not a screen, 40 inch weave yours came in a pack, historical (non-modern), lord send me a sexy man pls, the memes after each chapter are golden, taking the phrase licking wounds literally, is that an eggplant or are you just happy to see me hehe, ahhh so inhibitors do exist here, vertical 69, here lays Bau fucked to death by Ran, WHY HE TOUCHING MY MAN, these chickens are dope, stomp on his dick, that’s what I call a happy meal, fucked right out the front door I’M DEAD, mpreg, i need a tiger+mountain god spin off (whoops dad/son my bad), slice of life, cute fluff 8/10

Room to room

Tags: completed, college setting, A+ dialogue, absurd size difference, unrequited love,  sexsomina, dubcon, angst, death by a thousand cuts emotionally, insecurity, body envy, pining, friends to lovers, they were roommates!, homophobia, sexual assault, PTSD, gays in denial, the tattoo 🥺 ow my heart, truly this is 90% smut, “going from unrequited love to fwbs is shittier than I expected”, dowan *bad blood by t swift* when he sees garam, ch 22garam reminds me of my ex and that’s not a compliment, I’m not gay but my boyfriend is vibes, triflers need not apply, spanking, 😭😭😭😭😭 my heart hurts, is anyone getting a bit of a puppy play vibe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vni9ZWmDXis, handcuffs, lots of head we stan, dowan’s gotta a touch of a foot thing or maybe body worship thing, asdlfgkjs ;dlkfgjsd;flkgj;sdflkgj;sdlfgjs;d/gkdf SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE, roleplay. They broke the bed no use of crying over spilled milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), side stories delivering man in uniform and sex toys AND puppy, asdlkjaslfkasdjfl;askdfjasdf the shirt thing is so hot, watersports, I take it back this is 98% smut 9/10

Mistake Lover

Tags: completed, when ur bff is back on their BS, love triangle, coworkers, i swear all these ukes look the same to me at this point (which is very cute), GE!!!! (wangxian flashbacks), wait no smut?.... Paused

Yagi to ookami no hatsujou jijou

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, literally on my reading list because a comment said “nice cock 10/10”hahahaha, animal hybrids, scifi/aliens, me during chapter one: am I a furry? No. Am I? Relevant audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noJNIqvDfoo, hotties when human GOD DAMN, bi king, okay I stan this girl changing gears take your opportunities honey!, does blondie have a tinder or how is this happening? (update: called it), feminization, dubcon/noncon, marking, heats, idk about 10/10 cock but not lightsabers, translation is ruff (get it?), a yankee hahaha, literal wound licking, googles chimera, *claps* yes king selfish call his ass out, tail holding caaaayoooot, not that isn’t usually copious amounts of cum but really this is a lot 8/10

Make Me Bark

Tags: completed, $250 a month rent?? *cries in Californian*, god damn it these grey haired 2D men are really hot fml, “next months rent is a looming concern but I hope it’ll get better” followed by apartment on fire is how I feel about reality, rare characters that smile way more than they frown, sex toys, kink, puppy play, owner/pet dynamic, sugar daddy/baby, college setting, harness, muzzle, leash, tail plug, shirt thing!!, soaked briefs, playing barbie IRL, omg meet cute at the adult store, intercrural sex, possessive/jealousy, ah fuck yes I saw this panel on IG but it didn’t have the source but now hehe, whipping, choking, spanking, *bookmarks*, simp city, childhood friends, side couple cute af, yeonsoo: sorry I’m an anti romantic, size queen, mens lingerie, domestic, mutual pining,  these bestie pairings are *chefs kiss*, skinny but muscular bodies/no ridiculous size differences, “does he have a big dick?” “probably” “well tell him to come” GAGGED AJKSDHALSKDJHA this dialogue pure comedy, exhibitionism, human auction, maid costume, men in heels, topping in a dress, girl at the bus stop HAHAHA, ffs this is so cute, side stories: it’s a small world afterall, dynamic role reversal, pink haired boy is guru, SCREAMING AKDJA:SLDKJA:LKDJA:LSDKJLAKDJA:LDJAL:SKDJASLKDJA:SLKDJLAKSDJLASDJ:LASJD:ALSKDJASL:DJ:ASLJDPUTARINGONIT!!!! 11/10 

Gurume no fukurami

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, food fetish, feeding fetish, age gap, throuple-eqsue? There’s 3 people involved, paused ch 1 pg 30

Under the Green Light

Tags: ongoing, thank you IG for rec’ing this, brunette supremacy, neurodivergent?, lmao @hag, this statue is everything I wonder if it’s based on a real piece?, we went from talking art to being pinned to the ground REAL quick, translations rough but not as rough as my mans here, draw me like one of your french girls vibe, sass master, these dicks are ridiculously huge which is saying something for this genre, i love a verse/switch, “first time he’s asked someone to stop so his self-esteem is hurt” HAHAHAHA, stealing bae’s shirt, facials galore, car sex/public sex, jin not into praise kink clearly, sort of slut shaming jealousy, marking

Walk on Water

Tags: completed, for being about porn it’s not that smutty (i take it back), “don’t even think about running away” got me like https://giphy.com/gifs/VABbCpX94WCfS, actual dicks (lightsabers later must be the cleaners not the OG), muscular bodies, blonde seme, brunette uke, k mcqueen is everything, honestly haven’t loved a couple this much since chanwoo x MD and I LOVE THEM, jealousy, orgasm denial, the angles/frames of the art in this are insane (11/10), emotional intimacy CUTENESS HASIHDLASKDHJLAKSJDH, i wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes, dirty talk A+, bestie you turned out to be Judas you judgy fuck how dare you touch my man, Ryan is 50 shades of fucked up bb needs therapy, Chang and yeowoons sexual tension is *chefs kiss*, I ship it/all my ships sailing, woof non con but expected tbh, YEAH BABY YEAH *Austin powers voice*, fml I don’t want this story to end, meeting the Hets ™ would make me nervous too, spiderman kith, mirror sex sjkadfhasldjkfh, 34+35, JOI but with a partner? Not D/s, promises are made to broken hehe, that feeling when you understand the title, omg the fan art is so cool!! 15/10 would re-read seriously I can’t explain how well the artist used angles/how she portrayed the scenes was fucking MASTERFUL

Woof Wolf

Tags: that's my best friend (saweetie), red heads, werewolf au, college setting, students, shoot a shot in your mouth while I'm riding, facials, marking

Sexual Awakening of an Ex Delinquent 

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, sexual coercion/non con/dub con, tiddies, bondage, nipple play, edging/orgasm denial, candy in ass wow, food kink, kink in general, rich seme working class uke, lightsabers,  big dick Jesus fuck, exhibitionism, public sex, men's lingerie, Blondie is a sweet baby angel, self hatred/homophobia, sexual narrating that has me like oof 😣 that's not how this works but okay, the sweet spots thing is a great line, man is a slave to the sweets, lmao at the meme at the end of ch 9 fucking facts, kidnapping plot, rapey guys all around this story, tattoo/back story reveal has me like *nods head yes*, my throats broken has me gagged, crazy amount of sfx noises that distract from the art (I really appreciate cleaners I realize), first times, rushed ending feels,  would rate 6/10 not terrible but probably won't read again.  

With Your Tail Yes

Tags: ongoing, IG rec, quickie/short story, on man brunette looks EXACTLY like a different character by another artist like for real duplicate, home boy pulled Elle Wood’s Bend n Snap and we are HERE FOR IT, lingerie/cross dressing, okay compilation of short stories, great artwork but wtf these are far too short (maybe uploaded wrong..?), *immediately makes deal with the devil because yum*, ah okay previews THEN stories, human animal hybrid situation, lightsabers, fucking imagine your crush delivery the sex toy you ordered online HAHA *dies*, buys toys because men ain’t shit is a VIBE, you know he’s always wearing matching sets because he’s 100% that bitch, dub con/non con, knotting (unexpected), exhibitionism, public sex, good ol’ fashion blackmail to get your lover to stay with you trope, sexual assault/attempted rape, victim blaming, shibari, leashes, D/brat dynamic sort of, copious amounts of cum, lube? What lube?, marathon sex, first time, 75 hours?? Immediately no meme, 7/10 mostly for art/concepts but not execution

Heat and Run

Tags: ongoing, IG rec, omegaverse, friends to enemies to lovers, multiple couples as main to sides then sides to mains, my heart dropped because I thought the first sex scene was incest but then realized I’m mixing up all the characters derp, dense gays, this is america (the shooting comment WOOF reality feels bad man), blondes have more fun, real dicks, dubcon/CNC dealers choice, mutual pining, idiots in love, big alpha energy BDE, there are moments I feel Hayoung on a spiritual level and not sure that’s a compliment hahaha, orgasm denial/edging, istg if he bonded without Hayoung permission *jenna marbles BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU BETTAH NOT*, also I was hoping the idol was him but realizing it’s probs his sis, *deep sigh*, BDIRL, wow racism, oh no oh no no no no no meme audio, listen everyone needs to get into therapy to break that generational trauma is all I’m saying (not excusing abuse at all, trauma isn’t a free pass), NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY A GAME WITHOUT KNOWING THE RULES :ALKSDHJALKSDJA:SLKDJTRUE, matthew singing bo burnham: I’m problematic *background singers ‘he’s a problem!’*, i ship it yolo, JAEHO STAN (no means no!), mpreg, god damn it I am so worried about him getting roofie and the party scene hasn’t even started ABO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TOO ME, OH THANK JAEHO, dayummmm that clapback was real fuck him UP, me clapping: MARK HIM MARK HIM, GOD DAMN IT WITH THESE ONGOING FUCKING CLIFF HANGERS FML, marked via knotting? Okay that’s new, but also like normal marking I think, fucking til bottom pees trope

Heaven Officials Blessing

Animated series season 1 complete. Live action currently filming (same director as Untamed too UGH SO HAPPY)

Tags: ongoing, same author as my fav ever MDZS, just finished season 1 animated on netflix and can no longer avoid this because I LOVE THEM, all the memes on IG make sense now, Prince voice: Dearly Beloved (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXJhDltzYVQ) we are gathered here today to dive deeper into a fandom I will never escape, ART IS AMAZING (https://tenor.com/view/incredible-talented-lady-brilliant-gaga-gif-14857187), group chats are always chaotic tbh, wait a minute meme audio: bride = bottom? How tf did I not get that the first time round *sigh* always hoping for a verse couple, the asst. Boys I ship hard, the sass, fuck this is going to just be pure angst isn’t it *straps in, has fluffy manga queued*, even if no smut 11/10 gege porn, not subtle, god FUCK this ART IS SO FUCKING GOOD THE TALENT skjas;ldkfja;, 🥺, traumatic cliff moment *mdzs flashbacks*, HC smirk is my new favorite thing, no fucking but lots of touching, size difference, horror, gore, wuxia, great side characters, my ear feels tingly too lmao, SOMEONE BETTER GET THESE MF SNAKES ON THIS MF PLANE (cliff), umbrella moments got me uwu, gimme at least didi pleaseandthankyou, FUCK I LOVE THIS ARTIST she keeping us WELL fed with these extras DAYUM, wind/earth master ship please sail, CALL ME DADDY IM DEAD, HC has LWJ energy like you are not qualified to talk to me LOL, WAIT this totally counts as there was only one bed trope, also I’m already excited about omegaverse ff (send me recs please please please)

4 week lovers

Tags: ongoing because apparently I want to torture myself, mutual pining/”unrequited love”, college life, friends to lovers, blackmail ur crush into sex trope, public sex, I was going to tag possessive body language but possessive in a general sense apparently (starting strong yessss), sure jan @unrequited love dialogue, THEY WERE ROOMMATES *cackles*, sus haha, rough translation, pure comedy, shirt thing!, casual abuse :( (back story, traumatic childhood), I’m getting TharnType vibes (but not quite…), that note is precious, cry during/after sex, great angles, dialogue A+ 

Burlesque Night

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, stripper/body guard, coworkers, lust at first sight, magic mike vibes, fridays = getting fucked on stage O-O, well that was traumatizing af, took a bullet, real dicks, LDR, CUTE, I’m not in love with you… sure jan, OH WOW MASTER dlksaj;alsdkja;lsdkja;sld, gay awakening/first time, the art detail is *chefs kiss*, disappointed but not surprised :( :( :(, we stan a yes and lover, shirt thing, still not sure wtf the vertical anus thing is but full circle moment haha, you know what fuck it I’d re-read this 9/10

My one and only cat

Tags: ongoing, cat hybrids, god damn it I’m totally in furrydom ffs, ah well here we go, idol hot = loneliness wahhh /s, so hot he literally transforms other beings, omg a cat cafe CUTE, fuck that cat is cute *so fluffy*, stalker status, comedy, real dicks, I think the uncle would be supportive/jealous even I hope they talk about it I’m dying to know his thoughts, big tiddies, if this ain’t the cutest shit FLUFF/SMUT, copious amounts of cum, ate it with the panties on, CAKE, xmas, his milkshakes bring all the boy(cats) to the yard, trifling bitch

Imitation Mate

Tags: completed, omegaverse, alpha x alpha. Class rivals YAS, childhood frans, enemies to lovers omg this is all the shit I want, manipulation 1000 but yolo I ship it

Mr. 100% Perfect

Tags: ongoing, so relatable, OCD?, hoarder, when I read the title I thought mental illness and I was right, masks ugh RELATABLE, getting back together w ex, woof sibling drama/manipulation, suicide attempt, omg their communication regarding the psycho is REFRESHING, OMG JEJU ISLAND I see it in every fucking kdrama ever but this is the first time I’ve seen it mentioned in a manga *hm* interesting, furry furry everywhere, eye contact, finished reading season 1 pause for an omergaverse cause, okay I’m back and season 2 starting STRONG #1 men are gross #2 mans just went right to a blowie while mf was trying to pee lmao i can NOT the germs barf, fuckboi extraordinaire stressing over a textback is *great*, that istg face is perfect, HYUNGGGG, hand on his heart OW MY HEART, vibe check LOL, here for this plot dev, END OF SEASON2 NOOOOOOOimnotready. Head bonks CUTE

The origin of species

Tags: ongoing, omegaverse, sex tape, blackmail, i already don’t like this teacher, size difference, ‘JUST DIE’ hahahahahaha, I’m in love with noona, wait Ahjussi means uncle/mister? Dangerous convenience store has a new meaning to me now, DECEASED @they won’t, copious amounts of cum, alcohol to have intimacy *sighs in early 20s*, also WTF THEY ARE FUCKING AND THERE’S NO PHERMONE STUFF! What’s the point of being ABO without smell *swaggy p meme???*, wait okay ch 11 it begins, stockholm syndrome but since childhood I’m fairly certain *looking at you teacher I don’t trust these mfs*, dubcon obviously, also the can’t be knotted thing has me *cardi b meme that’s weird that’s sus* obvs poor bb about to get preg af, five word horror story: I won’t hurt you again *why tf you lyinggggg why u always lyinggg meme*, white collar crime, what’s the point of a contract when there’s no actual choice

How to Chase an Alpha

Tags: ongoing, lowkey been avoiding this one not because I think it’ll be bad I just..idk the brain is a weird thing, page 2 and I love mains attitude fucking gagged sass me bb, starting with rough translation but it be that way sometimes, GROUNDS HIMSELF BY TOUCHING HIS BLACK CARD I CANTTT, pheromone city fuck it UP, MC is a MOOD, mutual pining, when u and bae both hire PI’s to get info on each other, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, shirt thing, fucking chuffed about the rival fucking bring it, funny art, cheated on ugh mah heart I saw it coming and it still hurt, pure comedy this airport scene is so funny to me wtf, LDR, good ol murica fuckboi, LOVE HIM RIDE FOR UR MAN/MORALS, liams a little rapey rapist hm? No one’s ever said no… well being flooded with pheromones isn’t consent my dude, istg liam = I love it when they struggle, obvs jealousy/possessive tag but such is ABO, cat suit, BUNNY suit, sexy costumes, god damn it I love them that proposal/mpreg so cute, imprinting AW, ugh baes fam is so cute I needed that bc I wanna strangle wooyoungs dad, THE SECETARY is my fucking fav never stops being A+, SEC+LIAM?? Here for it *i ship it*, FUCK SO CUTE 12/10 re-read, fluff n smut, excited for how to chase an omegaside story hyung needs love!, JINI is mood, sales king I’m dying, that collar is ~hot~ btw

Egoism

Tags: completed (because jesus I can’t with ongoing, theheartbreakTM), UPDATE FML THE HEART BREAK IS REAL also no smut, omegaverse, hey stepbro, starts with rape, possessive/jealousy (isn’t all ABO?), age difference (6years, alpha is younger *can I get hyung plz lord*), HYUNG, woof this dad SUCKS, child abuse, rape culture *sigh*, I wanna get jacked like rick and summer and beat tf out of the dad, me n my cat, TELL EM HONEY I love this MC, traitor indeed, beta x omega btw, fated pair, coercive sex, didi going to be his own demise, BREAKUP/TIME SKIP NO this is BL hell, the rona is mentioned in this, ALL I WANT IS TO HEAR YOUR STORY WAHHHHHHHHHH also YES MY SHIP IS GOING TO SAIL I CAN FEEL IT, okay honestly frustrating a bit but also liked it yah 7-8/10, won’t re-read unless I’m looking for hurt though cause the comfort is BRIEF

Yarichin bitch bu

Tags: ongoing, reading because I watched this anime after seeing it mentioned in the comment section of -im-being-harassed-by-the-sexiest-man-of-the-year, anime was 2 eps a fucking wild the way this is uploaded SUCKS, no reality porn what plot rape-y ridiculous and now I need to read the source apparently haha, I need to know much more about yuri and blue hair guy ASAP (they have the spin off*adds to list*), high school setting, smut, studentsxstudents/teachers, photography club my ass, sex toys, kinky, crossdressing, gay awakening, unrequited love, jealousy, fake relationship, two faced people, OCD, COMEDY, rich people problems, hoarder, inferiority complex, one bed, toono is a dumbass in this love triangle or denial might be a better word, they are cousins my dude stop shipping it (I say to both toono and myself LOL), I wanna see Yuri’s face laksdjf;aldskf, vibrator #18 line is fucking iconic, yaguchi is about to get real interesting (BPD?), lies/manipulation, oh toono you sweet summer child, YURI i can’t wit chu, wait did he just punch the student because he won’t kiss him or???, dubcon/noncon obvs, finally my verse couple but they’re not a couple (yuri/tamu), they all care about each other is a weird way awwww, love confessions to pet vibrator scene are ICONIC MY DUDES I CAN NOTTT, lowkey living for Yuri’s drooling at this point, Jimi gives me such bad second hand embarrassment, Yuri the switch verse bb I’ve been looking for need more!, internalized homophobia, blackmail, MIDDLE FINGER IN THE AIR YAS KING, the heartbreak of ongoing/hasn’t been updated in years

Yarichin bitch bu dj wa

Tags: not completed I think, years old though, see above you know what it is, so cute omg, FIRST KISS AW, degradation kink?, MY VERSE COUPLE I’ve finally found you, biting, choking, rough sex, sex toys, they had fun together for another two hours DECEASED

Fucked by my Best Friend

Tags: ongoing, friends to lovers, body swap, Porn what plot, cannon threesomes in past maybe??(MFF for sure but MMF??), beach life, revenge, he became a HOT woman so honestly get over it, sloppy seconds, first off you’re both sluts second lmao this is going to be wild hm?, fellas is it gay if you kiss the homies, classic did you cum guy jfc, that’s how you get preg dumbass, ah the joys of being a woman /s assault in der clrub, *DEEP SIGH* @ you almost being raped turns me on, YES TURNING BACK DYING, gender has nothing to do with this LOL but true. Also yes cannon threesomes/orgies, googles frotting, mans like narrating playtime, intecurial sex public sex, lingerie, this is the closest thing to straight manga I’ve read hahaha, THE SCIENCE OMG FUCKING RIDIC :you need a mass amount of semen within you SURE JAN, possessive. Objectification, she trying to fuck without Shion LMAO, 34+35, do you think he’s on r/nofap, dry orgasm honestly impressed with mans rn ngl, spit as lube, anal fingering, just helping the homies find their prostate, bottom shaming (disappointed but not surprised), bis/gays in denial smh, question if he has a wet dream will he turn into a woman?, shirt thing, lol at female orgasm =anal in switcharoos mind, paging doc perv, shion is enjoying dressing up hm? Same dude, biggest reality gap is believing shion got admitted to a college HAHA, bad anatomy all over the place dude, rui is a dedicated exhibitionist, HE SO TIGHT BECAUSE THERES NO LUBE team no lube over here apparently not even a courtesy spit, yandere territory sort of?, Mayu with the dick wet comment is *chefs kiss*, THE HEARTBREAK OF ONGOING WAHHH I can’t believe I read all this but I can? 8/10 problematic possessive porn

#yaoi #manga #enemies to lovers #friends to lovers #gay #lgbt #pornwhatplot #recs #book recs #manga recs #yaoi recs #ships #yandere #uke #seme

[gwinaifen]

I find you sexy bebeh. Let's have hot sex at 11:30 tonight. Xoxo. Love. 💋

KIYO WHAT THE DUCK 😭😭😭😭😭???????? UR NOT SLICK

#angel's rants #angel's mooties <3

[effervescentdragon]

smash or pass: fernando, valtteri & george?

hi, i love the ask, you're a genious <3

fernando: as i said already, i would smash into that asshole so fucking much they would have to take our cars back in like five takes bcs of the amount of parts i would smash us into, id smash into him in barcelona so he dnfs at his home race, i would smash into him so fucking much, that he forgets who he fucking is for a moment there, id cause a fucking red flag for the ages-

valtteri: yeah no id let him pass, i love him and he deserves the world idegaf <3 also @gruaigruaa would probably smash into me if i said smash xD

georgie: my bebeh! i love him so much, hes so british and so proper. smash, to see him lose his temper, i love when the british are angry, their speech patterns become insane. but smash somewhere cool after a really good battle, again im saying suzuka bcs its hot, but singapore works also. :)

thank you for asking!!

#akira answers asks #smash or pass ask #fernando alonso #valtteri bottas #george russell #unhinged f1 content #warriorbarnes

[imastrangeone98]

Distracting

(A/N: just when I thought I wanted a break from mando... I get an idea)

WARNING: my sad attempt at cockwarming, sleepy smex, soft/rough smex- I try :D

I imagine this takes place pre-canon events, but it can be canon Mando too- every Mando is great

"Keep me warm," Din had cooed into her ear before passing out on the bed, falling into a deep slumber just as his cock slid in all the way to the base.

Kyla thought it'd be easy: keep his dick warm while they slept the night away. It wasn't as if she was a light sleeper, anyway.

So why was she struggling so much?

It was pitch black in the room, and the Crest's air filter was making too much noise. It pissed her off to the point where she was tempted to go fix it, but that meant she'd be disappointing him.

And Maker forbid she disappoint him.

Besides, the delicious feeling of his thick cock pressing right against her sweet spot was too good to give up.

So she settled for focusing on her breathing, trying to control the slowly building pressure in her stomach. That, and carefully gyrating her hips, hoping to at least relieve some of her unfulfilled desire.

Until she felt his grip on her waist tighten.

"And what," he rasped, his hot breath tickling her ear, "do you think you're doing?"

The small whine that left her throat was unavoidable. She fidgeted in his arms. "I was just..."

"Being needy again?" he huffed. "It's only been an hour."

She swallowed. Only an hour?

Din sighed. "Filthy girl." But he didn't sound angry at all; just sleepy. "Hold still."

"No, Din, I just... need a quick second. I'll be alright." And she sucked in deep breath after deep breath, fighting to temper her growing lust and keep her hips taut against her body.

But then Kyla yelped, as she felt a hot finger prod at her sensitive clit, rubbing firm circles around the bundle of nerves.

"What kind of man would I be," he murmured into her ear, "if I didn't take care of you too?"

He thrusted shallowly inside her, moaning softly as the tip of his cock brushed against her cervix. She sighed, feeling the relieving pleasure sweeping through her body with each push of his hips.

"There..." she said quietly, rubbing against him as he lazily fucked her. "Right there..."

"Here?" he drawled, thrusting upward, letting the thickness of his cock hit all the right spots inside her dripping cunt.

"Oh... yes... right there!" she gasped, gripping his arm tight as her body began to rock back and forth with the increasing force of his thrusts.

With a grunt, Din heaved himself to his knees, dragging her small body with him, and gently nudged her face into the pillows. He draped himself over her back, nuzzling her cheek and lacing his fingers with hers.

"Stay still, cyar'ika. Lemme take care of you." And with renewed vigor, he rocked back and forth, deeper into her warm pussy, filling her over and over, savoring the tightness of her walls around him.

It didn't take long for them both to reach climax. Din sighed as his cum spurted into her hole, giving a few more indulgent thrusts before taking her in his arms and collapsing on his side. His free hand stroked her cheek.

Kyla hummed, sweetly kissing each fingertip, resting her head on the juncture of his neck and shoulder.

"Satisfied?" he slurred sleepily, and pressed a hot kiss to the back of her neck.

She nodded. "Uh huh..."

"Good."

They went quiet for a few precious moments, savoring each other's warmth and comfort.

But there was something...

"Din?" she asked, confused. "Are you... gonna pull out?"

She felt him shake his head behind her. "No."

"...Huh?"

"We're trying this again."

She gulped. This was going to be a long night.

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A/N: welp here's to season 2. Pedro pascal and bebeh yoda, here we go

I love cara dune, but Gina Carano can fuck herself

#the mandalorian #din djarin #the mandalorian x reader #the mandalorian x oc #din djarin x reader #din djarin x oc

[jarnes]

Hot take:

If you take the opening of 76(the waking up and starting your own adventure) and replaced it over the fallout 4 opening(where is my bebeh), it honestly would of made fallout 4 way better.

#fallout 76 critical #fo76 critical #its like your taking two bad games and combining them to make them tolerable

[ohimesama]

10.12.22 Wednesday

1:59 am

I woke-up and seeing John is panting again... Hmm....And I think it is asthma or allergy on Zonrox that he smells on the floor... I watched " Veterinary Secrets" on youtube that house spray cleaner can cause asthma or allergy to dogs... Hmm... Bebeh John really wants "lavender scent"... Hope angels of life, heal John for me... I wiped his body again of wet face towel, coz we are not opening the ac and it is kinda hot...

6:20 am

Uncle Jun is up already, I think he's done feeding Neko this morning...

Hmm....We have a typhoon today coz it is super cloudy....

6:34 pm

Morning Movie... Still, wanna leave the hometown and still,having windblow trap...

7:51 am

Uncle Jun went to his baranggay task and strange switched, before leaving he said "Will go out,Pie tell mama Trining" I replied Ohkay...

10:05 am

Waiting for food allowance again coming from Uncle DD, but we still have food until lunch. Another poorish modeling... but!

Theory:

If this help came from the heart and the aim is to help, I really appreciate it and Thank You so much!

But if, this help is just a "CONSPIRACY" no thank you but I'm taking it! If it is not real it is just a coins...

But if,the help is real and just really on tight budgeting, this is "WEALTH OF FRIENDSHIP"...

5:11 pm

No money allowance until now....So,I borrowed foodies in Clarizza's Carinderia, I got 280 pesoses for dinner.... No signs of life from Uncle DD....

5:29 pm

Having the windblow trap! For the Manalo's kalyo's thicked-face, just smashing people for their joy... I still feel bitter!!!

[movedyourchair505]

Boy did you deliver bebeh🔥 That was unbelievably hot!! I'm speechless as always. You know I suck at saying what I want to say 😂 but that was perfect in every way. I still cant believe Mi doubted Jade- *huff* but I'm glad he came around. Just like everyone else. They know Jade would do anything for Al and for the good of the company (?? What's the word Haha?). Stay hydrated bebe ✌💕

I appreciate your feedback always, babe, you never say the wrong thing and you’re always so lovely and supportive!! And yeah, his company/business/gang whatever haha, but absolutely, Miles loves Jade, he was just looking out for his boy! Love you, Kaya, glad I didn’t disappoint! 💜⭐

[yidneth]

Sneak peek of forthcoming video As I am drinking hot soup right now I want to announce the two guests on my following youtube video The Child aka #babyyoda #bebeh #thechild And #kuiil @maravonentropy #thisistheway #ihavespoken Have you watched The Mandalorian? I mean baby Yoda's show? @themandalorian Pd. What is your fav most comforting soup? I think it is the best thing in Star Wars since the original trilogy. Also kudos to @pascalispunk for conveying so much even wearing a helmet all the time. Stay tuned, it will be a short heartfelt tribute to the series and @ludwiggoransson score Soon on 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗯𝗲.𝗰𝗼𝗺/𝘆𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘁𝗵 Subscribe and enable notifications to know when it is have #starwars #themandalorian #cosplay #geek #elmandaloriano #hotsoup #disney #mandalore #mandaloriancosplay #laguerradelasgalaxias #galaxyfarfaraway #soupseason (at Galaxy Far Far Away) https://www.instagram.com/p/CH6GhkGHT0Y/?igshid=1l80zvhhrj0ix

#babyyoda #bebeh #thechild #kuiil #thisistheway #ihavespoken #starwars #themandalorian #cosplay #geek #elmandaloriano #hotsoup #disney #mandalore #mandaloriancosplay #laguerradelasgalaxias #galaxyfarfaraway #soupseason