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onebadnoodle · 1 year
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made a lot of art in 2022 lets hope i can keep that up in 2023!
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auriellethenymph · 7 months
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What a chaotic family.
In which an isekai'd person gains a family throughout their journey in Teyvat.
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The adepti were having a simple 'brunch' that was introduced by Havria, the goddess of salt.
"Havriaaa~~ One more bite-" Guizhong, her lover was cut off by an odd ring that came from her beloved.
*Ring!* *Ring!*
"Havria, might i inquire as to what that unique rectangular object you have?" Cloud Retainter asks.
"O-oh, it's a phone. A device that allows me to communicate with my family quickly. My siblings are calling..." Havria accepts the call, as a loud screaming came from the other side.
"HAVRIA MY DEAREST BELOVED ATE (OLDER SISTER) PICK US UP PLEASE-" Kunikuzushi, or kuni in short, yelled for his dearest life.
Havria sighed, what had her siblings done this time? "Did you get high without me? Or did set the house on fire again." Rubbing her head which ached.
"IT'S NOT THAT, WE WERE MAKING A JET THAT ATE Y/N TOLD US ABOUT AND SHE SAW IT, FLEW IN IT, NOW SHE'S FLYING IN THE SKY WITH NO WAY TO GET DOWNNNNN!! KHOI HAS FAINTED." Yells came from the other side as Havria hang up.
Taking a bottle of strong wine, she gulped it all down setting the bottle gently. "Havria..?" Morax said questioningly.
"Puta, mga gago sila bakit limang minutos lang na wala ako doon, muntik na sila mamamatay? Oh well." Havria cursed in the language her chaotic older sister had taught her.
(Translation: Fuck, they're idiots i wasn't there for five minutes and why have they already nearly died? Oh well.)
"Apologies i have to leave quickly before my Ate actually dies this time... Mwah, i love you Guizhong, I'll visit you soon!" Havria teleported to a waypoint, seeing her older sister in the makeshift jet. (Guizhong panicked like crazy since she would be meeting with her girlfriends family and sought help-)
Focusing on the body of the jet, she turned it into salt when it was near the ground, also adding a large amout of Iodized salt to soften the landing.
Kuni, Khoi, and Y/n knelt infront Havria, one of the most responsible siblings with Beisht, scolded and worried about her siblings for being idiots as she prepared a snack for them to eat-
"And sarap Ate!" Kuni exclaimed cheerfully. Havria had mastered the recipe of pan de sal (or bread of salt if you translate) better than you.
"Right, when this aside, when are you going to introduce us to your girlfriend?" Y/n inquired, curious about her siblings love life.
"Pff- cough cough! Ate, I'll introduce you to Guizhong later-" Havria nearly choked on her food.
"I'm quite curious as to why Ate Havria likes the goddess of dust, if anything, it seems as if you're very in love that you'd get down on your kne-" Khoi was cut off from analyzing further when you pinched him lightly.
"Khoi, we don't discuss kinks on the dinner table..." You smiled, trying not to allow khoi to continue spilling the tea. "Tell me everything later Khoi.." Beisht whispered.
"Ahem! Maybe this dinner? there will be a feast in the Guili Assembly tonight.." Havria felt excited to introduce Guizhong to her beloved sibings.
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"Guizhong, these are my siblings! This is my older sister or Ate Y/n, you arleady know Beisht, but she is also my sister, my younger brothers, Kuni and Khoi!" Havria cheerfully introduced you all, oblivious to Guizhong' inner turmoil.
"Lovely to meet you Guizhong! Ito ang ka jowa mo Havria?~"(This is your lover Havria?~)You teased her, Beisht merely giggled heartily.
"Ate please..-" Guizhong was cut off when she noticed her lover's nervousness. "H-Hello Lady Star!—" Guizhong had her shoulders pat by you. "You needn't use that sister-in-law!" Guizhong blushed with embarrassment. Beisht and the two boys just nodded.
"Right.. You already know my brother Morax and Osial, speaking of which here they are-"
"Hi honey!" Beisht chirped as Osial was surprised to see her- "Wait darling, you had siblings??" Osial asked. "You never listen do you." The temperature dropped as Beisht started ignoring Osial who tried to please his wife.
"Where is Haishan, Osial?" Beisht asked. "I-" Osial was cut off when a big ass explosion happened in the distance that seemed like fire..works.
"That looks like Khoi's attempted fireworks..." You trailed off your sentence and looked at Havria. "I- Morax that part of the land is not yours right?" Havria asked.
"I do not believe so..?" Morax replied. Havria seemed to be relieved..? "Good, i was gonna make them fix it up but I'll just bury them in the ground."
Havria turned herself to salt and used the small air particles to move herself.
Boom!
"Well shit, I think i have to get them. What a chaotic family, my chaotic family." You said as you quickly teleported to stop Havria from destroying more property, and also killing your siblings.
The end.
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thelostgirl21 · 9 months
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After watching that scene, I'm pretty sure that Radovid's intent was to go ask for Ciri's help and convince her to come with him to Redania, so all the madness would stop.
Seriously, he's all alone, he openly admitted to being afraid, he's got no royal security detail nearby, and I'm pretty sure that Jaskier could easily knock him out with his lute if it ever came to it!
And Ciri is what? A highly trained magically enhanced warrior?
Like there was literally no way he ever could have managed to kidnap her on his own, and I'm fairly certain he's 100% aware of it.
Not to mention that his big "masterplan" had Radovid just initially knocking on the freaking door while both Jaskier and Ciri were inside to come see them!
The fact that he attempted to go inside the cabin without Jaskier's permission is pretty much the worst thing he's ever done "wrong".
Yes, it would have been better for him to wait until Jaskier was awake, and then convince him to let him see Ciri; but, like Jaskier said, "people do stupid things when they feel like they're trapped in a corner".
So, disrespecting Jaskier's boundaries by taking the initiative to go see Ciri himself, likely because he was too afraid that Jaskier would still say "no" if he asked, is not exactly what I would call a "betrayal".
Something that would require a good talk between them, yeah.
But given how terrified that poor Prince was (and he had every reason to be), I can understand why he would have been rather desperate to get an audience with Ciri by that point.
And I get that Jaskier's highly protective of Ciri, and that he's got a hard time believing that someone could just fall in love with him as easily as Radovid did, but come on!
Cutting straight through him like that, by basically telling him he's freaking empty behind his mask?
You know, after Radovid told him that he believes he is someone that sees people as they really are, not as they pretend to be, and that he sees the best in them... Jaskier basically goes straight for the kill by telling Radovid there's no good in him?!
And Radovid just... takes it?
He takes his broken heart, apologizes, and leaves?
And one of the most heartbreaking things is that I think he's not telling Jaskier how bad things are at the Palace, because it might put him in danger, too.
Dijkstra's already threatened to have him killed if he says a word to anyone about that truly happened to Queen Hedwig, and it's very likely that if he tells Jaskier - and Dijsktra and Philippa find out who he spoke to - they'll get rid of both of them.
The more it goes, and the more I'm having a feeling that Radovid really is just that highly emotionally intelligent and perceptive puppy, a bit of an empath, like Jaskier, but definitely not the kind of person that enjoys political strategy and scheming.
He was crying and whimpering alone in the corner of a room upon finding out his guards were dead, for frak's sake!
You know, after Jaskier sort of "broke up" with him (before they even had a chance to really become something), all because he was scared, and had a moment of weakness where he went to see Ciri alone.
And then, he comes back to the Palace to find that all the guards that used to look after him are dead (I wouldn't be surprised if Radovid had become friends with a few of them), and he just huddles in a corner, and then tells Jaskier that he should go, and shouldn't have to listen to him / comfort him.
I'm kinda glad that Jaskier found him, and decided to give him a chance to show him that he didn't betray him and that his feelings for him were 100% genuine; and even implied that he might have gone with Radovid if he hadn't needed to go looking for his family.
It's actually when Radovid told him "you shouldn't have to listen to me", sounding like he was blaming himself for the mistake he made, and minimizing his own hurt pretending he wouldn't be worth the time and efforts, that Jaskier went into "protective mode" and considered that he was being sincere earlier.
I'm just hoping the show won't try to do something extremely dumb like turning this into a sort of "villain origin story" or something.
From what I understand, the books had Dijsktra and Philippa running Redania in Queen Hedwig's name, by forming a Regency Council because Queen Hedwig was too devastated in the wake of her husband's death, and out of her depth / unable to figure out how to run the country in times of war and conflict.
So, essentially they become the true power behind the throne.
And here, they had Queen Hedwig killed because she had an interest in politics, strong opinions, was (according to how Vizimir described her at her funerals) considered a STERN and distant figure, and the King adored her and respected her influence.
Whereas Radovid essentially says "Look, I'm terrible at being a prince, or spy, or anything to do with court and politics, really... But I've found someone I love and I think I can do some good out there..."
And when they put that crown on his head, he was looking on the verge of a panic attack.
This isn't someone that apparently ever craved power, or recognition, or enjoyed politics, or wanted to rule anything.
So what if the show was brave enough to give Queen Hedwig's role to a man who is deeply caring, loving, empathetic, weeps when he discovers that his guards have died, and has a hard time recovering from what happened to his brother and the way it totally crushed his hopes of ever escaping a world of constant betrayal and deceit.
What if Radovid is unable to rule (at least, at first), and therefore the power goes to Dijsktra and Philippa, just like it does in the books.
It's just that instead of a Queen that is unable to take care of the Kingdom and must rely on the decisions of Dijsktra and Philippa, it's a King.
Instead of Vizimir's wife, it's his brother.
He's pretty much just told his brother "I'm not cut for life at court, I can't be of any use to anyone here, but I can be of use to someone I love out there in the world."
And yes the fact that Radovid basically heard Jaskier say "I need to find my family" and his instinct was to immediately go "look, just let me be there for you, and make up for that moment of weakness I had, and let's go help the people you love and protect your family together..." just made me unconditionally fall in love with that character.
Like he's not jealous that Jaskier has people that he loves, and that he considers family, and that he's putting first (because, let's face it they barely know each other), and apparently Radovid would feel happier and safer being out there with him - where the things that want to eat you usually are very clear and open on their intents - than stuck in a viper's nest where you constantly have to watch your back and play mind games to survive.
Sure, if they have Radovid play "Hedwig" there are a few toxic gamers out there that are going to complain about how the "feminazis" have ruined a perfectly good, ruthless villain!
But that ruthless villain never existed in the books. He's literally a 13-year-old child, and the trauma that was suggested that book Radovid went through as a kid - that made him want to take his "rightful place as King", get even with those that tormented him and his mother, and earned him the nickame "Radovid the Stern" - never happened.
Book Radovid was an immature child that seemed a bit entitled and was going in his mind "Oh, just you wait to see what I'm capable of".
TV show Radovid is a very emotionally mature, sensitive, and insightful man that worries that he's taking up too much of Jaskier's time and bothering him with his concerns.
And the minute that he learns that Jaskier's family is in danger is willing to sell as much valuables as he can to get out there and help him get them back!
Like... Why on the Continent would he suddenly become a villain that decides he hates all non-humans and wants all sorceresses dead?! (That's videogame Radovid, not book Radovid, BTW)
But yeah, he doesn't fit the psychological profile of a tyrant at all!
I'm not saying that he can't turn out to be a surprisingly good strategist, given that highly empathetic people are often able to give manipulators a run for their money!
But it's exhausting, it's unpleasant, it's not something they enjoy, and they'd much rather not have to.
Seriously, I never expected to fall in love with Radovid to the point where, if I could, I'd have been tempted to jump in there to protect him from Jaskier, of all people!
Like WTF is this?!
It's probably just like I absolutely adore Geralt, but have often wanted to knock some sense into him when it comes to the way he's been behaving with Jaskier.
It's a case of "a beloved character's issues are targeting another beloved character's issues, and would you guys please stop hurting each other?!?!?"
Like, I get it, Jaskier, but Radovid didn't deserve to be told that everything you believed you saw in him was a lie, because of your own difficulty trusting that someone could really be so enamored with you, and the risk of being blinded by your feeling for him... And is it just me or it's like a huge running theme of Season 3, part 2?
Tissaia and Vilgefortz, Philippa and Dijsktra, Jaskier and Radovid, etc.
Anyway, I just have tons of feels about Radovid that I needed to get out...
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rockcat2112 · 5 months
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FUCK YOU
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MAKES YOUR KETCHUP SEE-THROUGH Trans Ketchup! Trans Ketchup! It's gender fluid and it's beautifully homoerotic <3
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cyravillaria · 4 months
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Man remembered this was on my draft months ago, and forgot to post it but ARGHHH I LOST THE DRAWING IDK HOW BUT IT ISN'T IN MY GALLERY ANYMORE 😭😭😭
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This was the progress before i lost it😞
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Quick! Pate choose one.
Dogs or Cats?
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commanderfloppy · 1 year
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So I finally managed to finish my EU batch of Art Party drawings.
I realize now that I got a little TOO excited and took a lot of screens so uhh next time I'll have to limit myself.
The colors in some of the screens were weird so I adjusted for lighting (hopefully I got it right)
Below are some close ups on everyone (and the bonus asura sleep pile sketch) also I'll try to tag everyone I know is in this
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Astrid - @commander-gloryforge
Emberthroat - @red-catmander
Phlish - @bluebudgie
Atlaki - @astralarias
Pouchong & Mozzerella @little-leaf-man
Maelgwynne - @awerzo
Delicon - @el-is-away
Rudiamhair - @sleidog
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skittle-is-little · 2 months
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i did the line art and then suddenly the extra shit appeared. idk where that came from -_ -;
og video ↓↓↓
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azural83 · 1 year
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Last toh prediction: everything the collector did will be excused and blamed on belos instead
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hopeless-pessimistt · 9 months
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"Midnight gravings"
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This guy and I are one in the same and sabo is the conscious in the back of our heads(more like right behind us) that we like to ignore.
Look at that hole, doesn't it look comfortable? A place where neither the sun nor the human race would dare to reach you?
No humans= no daily BS they like to call "socializing"= peace for the mind and the soul
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kodared · 1 year
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Sneak peek!!
Now that the festivities of the Weekend are over im back to Writing WHN! Hopefully going to have this chapter out by the Weekend.. Hopefully,,,, ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ
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So for now take this small snip of Chapter 9! Ive began planning for the next Fic after this one to be
-Mafia AU Howdy X Reader - Woo!! Be excited!!
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illdragyoudownwithme · 10 months
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omfg i forgot i made this
i have an au where the gang get sucked into the pokemon world (pkmn sun and moon to be exact) and ye
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everyone eventually gets a pokeball except raph cuase he absolutely refuses. if i had the ability to draw fast id make a bunch or PROPER comics instead of this. raph just walks along side april everywhere. i have so much more many ideas for this but raahhhh
i need to learn how to make nice looking comic panels.....
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ickmick · 6 months
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today's prompt was hermit with a background... what, like a PhD? /j
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scar and grian definitely ask too often to see it, I can feel how annoyed doc gets
you absolutely will see this drawing again tomorrow in my weekly inktober dump... but I couldnt help but laugh at how dumb my initial thought was...(actually ended up in week threes post!)
in my defense, its currently 1am and im freezing in my little attic/bedroom XD
also, im proud of myself for trying to properly draw a Big Man, because I'm usually really bad about references and such!
bonus crappy progress photo I showed some friends because his expression is priceless at this stage lmaooo
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look at that tired annoyance ✨
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gravity-rainbow · 2 years
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Don’t be afraid. You’re going to make it, but it’s always going to feel as if you’re not. That’s the fun, you see! -Alan Watts
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desserted-in-paradise · 10 months
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happy pride month everyone. now help me break into the cafeteria to steal snail slime to dump on the hydraulic press so it dies forever
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faeriefirelightshow · 29 days
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OK... GOING TO TRY FIGHTING THE NETHERBRAIN... AGAIN
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