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tonberry-yoda · 11 months
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Hi! How about Sir Crocodile from One Piece and their hard-working secretary (somebody needs to take care of all that paperwork! xD) Headcanons or a short story. Up tp you! Thanks!
Business - Crocodile
notes - I GOT SO CARRIED AWAY! Like I have been planning on how I wanted to write this and it all clicked one day, so the planning for this fic was a lot, I'll have you know that. Literally though, thank you so much for this request, I loved it so much!! I hope you're doing well and have a super day and don't forget to stay hydrated!!! <3
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When Crocodile left to go out for "business", you were left with stacks of papers, all needing a signature from him. You had completed every single one, surprisingly, and now you were so bored at your desk that you began highlighting where Crocodile needed to put his signature in brightly colored ink.
You had expected him to be back way sooner, but for three weeks now, you've been sitting in complete boredom, having to make coffee only for yourself.
He hasn't done so much as called either, which was surprising. And whenever you tried to call him, he would never pick up and your transponder snail would just stare at you with an unamused expression.
You didn't want to say that you were getting concerned for your boss, as he was a man who could more than protect himself, but still. You couldn't help but hope that he was doing alright.
Well, if you were being fully honest with yourself, you were getting really worried. Almost in panic mode. If Crocodile was ever out this long, he would always make sure to call or send someone to tell you that he was okay, but you haven't heard a single word from anyone and it was eating away at you.
So, as a normal, and perfectly sane secretary, you slipped on a long jacket, put all of the paperwork into your bag, and went after Crocodile.
Did you know where he was? No. He had given you a small idea of where he could be, so you took that as enough and left.
And quickly, you regretted your decision.
Crocodile had told you that he wasn't going to be more than one island over, so you took a boat and ended up on a small island. And you had no clue where you were.
You thought it was a remote island, with nothing more than a couple of small cabins and fishermen, but when you travelled further, you ended up in not just any small town, but a whole city.
It was filled to the brim with people. People from everywhere, too. There were Marines, pirates, gamblers, bounty hunters, and dozens of other people you didn't feel like getting to know more than a glance.
You looked so out of place, wearing your work clothes of only a button up and slacks, while others around you looked like mafia bosses and dressed like they were going to a ball or something.
If Crocodile is here, you thought, sighing. He's probably got his ass arrested.
That, and he was probably going to be impossible to find.
You didn't want to ask anyone, since he was a literal wanted man everywhere he went, and you didn't want to go around calling his name out either.
He was a former warlord, who wouldn't recognize the name Crocodile?
You felt so lost in the city after what felt like hours, and it probably was, seeing as the sun was beginning to set.
"Dammit, Croc," you muttered under your breath. "Where the hell are you?"
When you got to the other side of the city, you decided to take a seat to try to get your bearings. This side was less chaotic, even if it was still full of people being a marketplace and all, so that was nice.
You took some deep breaths and tried to think if you were Crocodile, where would you be.
Probably in jail.
Dammit Crocodile.
You buried your face in your hands and immediately heard a familiar voice.
"I'll take six of those, please."
Your head immediately shot up and you smiled.
That son of a bitch.
The vendor handed Crocodile a bag of assorted fruits and you ran over to the former warlord, pulling him into a nearby, and surprisingly empty alleyway.
You laughed when you saw the veil that covered his face to hide his scar. You probably saw that bastard seven and a half times and didn't notice.
"y/n?" He tilted his head. "What are you doing here?"
"Making sure your ass was okay." you told him, poking his chest to emphasize your point.
He chuckled and shook his head. "I'm fine."
"Well I know that now! I wish you would've called or something, though."
"Sorry." he said, rubbing the back of his neck. "I've just been really busy."
"It's fine." You lightly shook your head and got a good look at the man in front of you. "You know, you look pretty handsome like that. Good way of hiding."
"Thanks." he chuckled. "So, was that all you needed? Just to see if I was fine."
"Nope," you said slyly, opening your bag to reveal the giant stack of paper that needed his signature. "I brought work."
"Oh boy. Well, let's go back to my hotel room, then. Sorry again about not calling. How was the ride here?"
"Not bad," you admitted, pulling your bag over your shoulder and following Crocodile through the crowd of people, which was pretty easy considering how tall he was and very easy to spot. You still couldn't believe that you didn't find him sooner. "Finding you was the hard part."
"Sorry about that, too. I was planning on going back soon and even calling, but I've just been so full of work that I guess I forgot."
"I understand. And by work, you mean hiding from these Marines, right?" You gestured to piles of Marine officers getting drunk and shouting random numbers over a gambling table.
"Don't say that so loud!" Crocodile hissed before shaking his head and leading you into a small building.
You two were greeted by the hotel staff and you two quickly made it to his room. This island was so fancy, how have you never heard of it, let alone been here?
"So why did you come here?" you asked Crocodile, running your finger over a cabinet, no dust coming off at all.
"I needed to see an old friend."
"I'm guessing you're not going to tell me who that old friend is?"
"Nope." he chuckled, taking a seat on his bed, finally able to free his face from the veil. "Do you have a pen with you, y/n?"
You pulled out the giant stack of paper and three pens with a bright smile on your face. "Always!"
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blindmagdalena · 4 months
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homelander!daughter but she surprises him with her own costume for halloween. she got her other parent to make her own superhero persona and she has this ELABORATE backstory, even if she’s not a supe like him. he’s forced to sit on the couch with this dramatic diy stage setup, thinking it’s just a fashion show she does every so often, but he can just smell the excitement on his partner. she comes out all dressed up, but he doesn’t recognize who she’s supposed to be and then she reveals it!! SHES HIS LITTLE SIDE KICK FOR HALLOWEEN AHHHH
STOOOOOP that’s so cute!!! 😭 I love the buildup! the anticipation! the reveal! I love Homelander being allowed to have these sweet domestic little moments that hit him like a bulldozer to the chest.
his daughter doesn’t know why his eyes look so glassy—even though he’s smiling—but daddy does that sometimes so she knows to give him a big hug 😭😭😭
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muckmage · 19 days
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ANOTHER RAPID FIRE QUESTION ROUND!!!!! on the condition that it cannot help you escape the deserted island, what is one thing you would take to a deserted island? what's a book that changed your life in high school? what's your ideal job? what's your favorite ice cream flavor? what's your favorite place you ever visited and where would you like to visit someday? what's your favorite video game? again i can't think of any more questions but if you have something you would like to say. well. you can say it. bye bye 💖💖💖
oouhh my god that's a tough question to start with. like the boring answer would be some sort of multi tool but i suppose anything that helps me survive would eventually also help me leave. it'd have to be like. a ball. or some other sort of small nicknack that i could easily keep on me to play around with, oH or my childhood plushy. or actually like a lil instrument like a harmonica to learn that'd be cool. yeaah so like a rubiks cube or a harmonica or my plushie ^^
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was like the only thing i read during middle/high school that wasn't required reading for a class it's fantastic. ok well it wasn't the only thing i read but it's the only thing i've reread like 5 times by now lmao. it definitely helped stoke my imagination and interest in physics with the dumbass sci-fi fkjdksjs
wuuuh i haven't thought too much about it but i think ideally i end up in some sort of pure mathematics research position; i imagine i'm also gonna end up teaching at a uni somewhere at the same time, which isn't bad honestly even though i'm an awful teacher ^^ i just love talking about and trying to explain that stuff. i don't know exactly where my passion comes from but it's just. sure i've always been good at it but more than that it's exciting! it's so exciting to learn about! maths isn't invented, it's discovered, and we're discovering it! and it's so complex and so stupid. it's embedded in everything and exists wholly outside of it. i also like philosophy lmao
ok ok, so. good. proper. vanilla icecream. like chocolate with fudgy bits and stuff is incredible, fruity/berry flavoured icecream is awesome too. but there's a reason vanilla became synonymous with default and it isn't because it's boring it's because it's the best. but yeah only if it's good, shitty vanilla icecream sucks ass. it's also incredibly close to be entirely honest i DO like a good berry icecream. but the simplicity and delicacy of vanilla just does it for me most of the time
i don't think i have a favourite place- i haven't traveled enough yet😭 the furthest i've been from home was just sydney and the gold coast and it was like. different but the same, all just australia still but somewhere else. but i've always wanted to tour through europe and japan and some bits in south africa and the americas and other places too though. i need to see everything
AHH terraria probably??!!!?! it's so hard to say but really terraria is probably the game i've played the most in my life. otherwise plazma burst is an old flash game that's close to my heart because of nostalgia. and cause it's fucking awesome still tbh. OHH and the henry stickmin games!!!! also nostalgia but they also fucking rock still. and then there's the basic answers like portal and skyrim because of course. i cried when i finally beat portal 2, it was literally one the first games i ever played on the xbox 360 we got when i was like 9-10 years old, and like, i'd get stuck at bits and not play for a while at a time so it ultimately took some two years to get through but when it happened it was just. ough.
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majorproblems77 · 2 months
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all right! For a fic request how about some Sky, Wild, Hyrule crack/fluff? I know people usually pair up wild and hyrule as the chaotic adventurers who explore and get lost, but I’d love to see Sky get in on the action. Do with it what you will 😉 angst or no angst
Oh what a fun combination! (I love gremlin Sky.)
"Hey! Where are you two off to anyway?"
Sky found the Hyrule and Wild headed into the woods. The traveller and the champion looked back at him with a smile passing between them.
"Oh hey Sky! We were just...." Hyrule started, looking to Wild his eyes flicking between the champion and the skyloftian.
"Yeah. Just..." Wild tried to get the sentence but Sky stopped him. His arms crossed.
"Where are you going?" the skyloftian's voice was monotone, concern laced through it. Last time he caught them sneaking off they got lost and were missing for three days before Wolfie had managed to bring them back to camp.
Man he loved that wolf.
"We were going cliff jumping..." Hyrule gave a sheepish smile scratching the back of his head.
Cliff jumping? He loved cliff jumping!
The Skylofian's eyes lit up, his hands grasping together in excitement. "Can I come?"
"You want to?" Wild asked, confusion in his eyes as he and Hyrule shared a look.
Sky crossed his arms, "I spend my life jumping from my island home in the sky to land on a loftwing to fly around. We've not been to my home in months and I miss that wind. Of course, I want to." the skyloftian gave a hopeful smile. As the others looked on.
"And..." The skyloftian placed his hands behind his back, bouncing on the balls of his feet as he looked to his right, back in the direction of the camp. "I could clear things up with Time. When we get back..."
Wild and Hyrule looked at each other and then smiled. the spark of adventure flashing across them.
"Well then let's go!"
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"So Wild... You know the way back?" Sky asked, raising an eyebrow as he watched the champion climb down from his perch up a tall tree.
"So you know how none of us are good with navigation..." Wild landed on the ground with a gentle thud.
"Wolfe is gonna be so mad again..." Hyrule deflated, as he looked at their surroundings.
"Oh, I can totally help with that." Sky smiled between them two. "you just let me handle it alright?" The Skyloftian smiled as he settled under the tree. "If we are going to wait for Wolfie to find us, might as well catch up on my sleep while we wait."
Sky settled under the tree and was just about to doze off when he heard a call from the forest. A wolf call.
"Wolfie! Thank Hylia!" Hyrule ran over to the wolf as it appeared through the trees.
The wolf growled, his eyes clearly unimpressed.
"Oh don't be angry!" Sky said, "Hyrule and Wild were helping me!" Sky smiled as he walked over. The wolf tilted its head in confusion as the Skyloftian patted it on the head.
"Yeah! He asked us to join him..." Wild said, forcing a smile through his teeth.
"You see..." Sky started, as he held his arms, an expression Wild and Hyrule had seen before. "And you can't tell the others. I've been feeling really homesick." The wolf lowered his head as a wine escaped it. Gently bumping its nose against Sky's hand. "I know you've spent your life on the ground but I spent my life in the sky. Freefalling was a daily activity." Sky sat on the ground, allowing the wolf to pad at his legs.
"Wild said he's seen somewhere high enough to feel like it. so. He and Hyrule brought me here. I hadn't realised how much I'd missed it." Sky looked away. "It's not exactly like falling at home is. But it's kind of close. Can we stay for just a little longer? Please?"
Wolfie sits, giving a single nod. Before settling under a nearby tree.
"Thank you! Thank you thank you!" Sky sounded ecstatic, as he stood quickly. "Wild, let me show you how to fall properly. Come on!"
Wolfie remained sat with Hyrule while Sky and Wild jumped a few more times. each time yells of enjoyment and laughter escape the pair.
"We should get back. It's almost dark.."
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Walking back into Camp was an adventure. the look on Time's face seeped disappointment, as he spotted Wild and Hyrule first.
"Well, that's two of the three. is Sky with you?"
"I'm here." Sky waved as he too entered the surrounds of camp. giving a small smile
"And where have you been...?"
Times Gaze turned to Sky as he wrung his hands.
"Well... I was feeling homesick. and Wild and Hyrule found this Cliff to jump off. They were just trying to cheer me up, please don't be mad at them!" The skyloftian pleaded with the older hero.
Time's gaze softened as he placed a hand on the Skyloftians shoulder. "Next time Sky. Just tell us where your going, we've been worried sick about where you three have been."
"I will. I will. " He beamed as he entered the camp, leaving Time with Hyrule and Wild.
"Ahh no you dont." The older hero stopped them. "We are talking about this when Twilight gets here.
"Wolfie, will you go and find Twilight, tell him to come back as it's safe." The wolf huffed in response before turning and sprinting off into the forest and out of sight.
The three heroes stood in silence before they heard the rustling of someone coming through the trees behind them.
Twilight.
"Ahh there you two are! You had me worried sick." The rancher looked over to camp to find the Skyloftian a smile on his face as he and Wind shared a hug. "you found Sky too! good."
"It is. Now you owe this one an apology, you've had him pacing circles around camp for hours now."
"Sorry, Twi..."
"No worries cub, I know you two need y'all space, just tell someone next time." The rancher smiled as he patted Wild on the shoulder.
"We will. Thanks Twilight..."
With that the two heroes walked into Camp, Wild moving over to the cooking pot, might be worth trying to make that Pumpkin soup recipe.
Just in case something in the Skyloftian was telling the truth when he said he was homesick.
Just in case....
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stabbyfoxandrew · 3 months
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happy wednesday! your writing is a treat and I hope you're having a lovely day <3
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE Y- I MEAN ARSON! ARSON! ARSON! ARSON! ARSON!
WIP Wednesday (1/31) | Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 93)
Andrew How much gas did you use? 10 Eh. Twenty bucks worth, I guess. Andrew You spent twenty dollars on gas just to burn a building? What are you, rich? 10 I'm not super wealthy, but I've got money. Besides, it was a special request, if you recall correctly. Andrew No it wasn’t. It was a suggestion. Wait. No. Scratch that. It was just an idea. 10 An idea that YOU gave me. :) Mr. Firefighter. Andrew I told you to knock that off. 10 Didn’t say I would. Andrew You’re annoying. You’re annoying and you might be stalking me. Why am I chatting with a potential stalker? 10 I might be annoying, but I’m not stalking you. Not my crime of choice. And… as for why you’re chatting with me. I think it’s because you like me.
Andrew’s eyes widen. Well, yeah. Duh. 10 is hot and witty and stupid. Of course Andrew likes him. But 10 isn’t supposed to know that.
10 Or, you think I’m interesting enough to talk to. By the way, *you* messaged me. Which means you took my number from a confidential case file. Thus, you’re the stalker.
Andrew sucks his teeth. Fuck. He’s almost got a point. But,
Andrew I got your number off the station’s phone when you called.  10 Stalker. Andrew Stop saying that. 10 Fine. I’ll say something else. I like you, too. You might actually be my first friend. Congratulations. Andrew An honor, I’m sure. 10 Mmhmm. Now, if you’ll excuse me I’m starving to death. I’m going to get some dinner. Don’t follow me. Stalker.
Andrew huffs and rolls his eyes. He sort of wishes he could figure out where 10 is going for dinner. He wants to see him again. The picture in his head may be perfect but it’s not enough. He wants to sit across from this man and talk for real. Maybe one day.
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kanteryuuzen · 8 months
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What's the most interesting thing Russell has introduced you to?
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((Sorry it took sooo long to answer anon!!!!! >< Thank you very much for sending the only one ask though chu2 may you have a nice day & your fav End Roll chara come in your dream!!🥰💖💗💕✨ ))
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Thanks for answering my ask I would like to see the funny quote
Hvitserk: Ubbe is definitely my favorite brother.
Ivar, remebering all of the time Hvitserk stayed with him even though he was being a bitch: Are you sure about that?
Ubbe, remebering all of the time Hvitserk followed Ivar even though Ivar was being a bitch: Are you sure about that?
Bjorn, Sigurd, Ragnar, and everyone that has ever met Hvitserk and Ivar: Are you sure about that?
Hvitserk: UBBE IS MY FAVORITE BROTHER!!!!
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guidingthulite · 1 year
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guys you should totally check my fic's new chapter. mizuki drew this. aren't they cool? i think they're cool. mizuki and their girlfriend saki are the coolest!
oh, akito is there too. and his boyfriend tsukasa, he's cool also. akito... akito's on thin ice
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g0nta-g0kuhara · 3 months
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HELP I JUST STARTED DR2 I finished the intro scene but then my mom disconnected the internet (don’t ask, she’s delusional) and i’m left with one question- byakuya?? togami????? why is he in it but not hina??? or toko????? and most importantly why is he fat??????? 😭😭😭 i’ll be crawling in my skin until the internet comes back on tmrw
(also yes it’s the irl and i had SO much fun with thh, despair sisters are consuming my waking AND resting dreams)
xx
Hehe Don't worry you'll get answers in due time.. I love Byakuya in this game. You raise some interesting questions though.. I wonder :3c
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justsomespiders · 5 months
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we are Once Again doing our best to Peer Review a social situation, because we're very neurotypical, yes.
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hexenjagd · 5 days
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Unprompted asks/engagements || always accepting;
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@cursedfortune inquired: Reaches over to gently boop the loveliest of lovelies.
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There is a start, and then a pause that lingers meager seconds after Mortem retracts her finger. Although perplexed a smile tugged at her lips, and delicately curved along her statuesque features. That inkling of warmth melted the icy glint in her argent gaze. This one was always so curiously gentle with her despite the nature of what they are and the terrible stations in which they both occupy. Such small and tender sentiments were not lost on her when presented of course, oh no. They never were. "A pleasure really, that you do not forget your sense of whimsy in the slightest," It is a quiet musing in answer, a silvery and gentle sound upon a breath. With a turn of her hand, her inked index finger curled and gingerly graced the tip of Mortem's nose in turn. "--I'd hate to see you lose it."
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backroadboy · 4 days
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what’s ur number 1 song u associate with dean? :)
anon, that's such a good question! but also so incredibly difficult to answer because I suck at choosing just one song. songs like spit of you by sam fender, all of my love and good times bad times, fool in the rain and in my time of dying by led zeppelin, back to the old house by the smiths, hunger by florence + the machine, driver's seat by madds buckley, putting the dog to sleep by the antlers, not strong enough by boygenuis, adam raised a cain and something in the night by bruce springsteen, no complaints by noah kahan, dive by holly humberstone. I know I know, this isn't at all an answer to your question because there isn't just one song (or maybe there is, but the answer would change depending on the day, I guess). I associate all of the above with dean in one way or another. there is this song I've been listening to, and that's literally stuck in my head for days now called women's jeans by xambassadors (blame the fic I'm working on). so this one would be my answer for today?
feel free to send me your guy's top dean tracks tho! I am always happy to add new music to my playlists!
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quirkfics · 2 years
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!!!! I've missed your writing so much! I'm glad to see you're still here <3 May I request Edgeshot and Gang Orcaa (separately) with the prompt: teeth? Thank you so much!
"...you've never asked," Shinya murmurs, all but appearing next to you on the bus bench, startling you so bad, you nearly drop your phone. You juggle it for a moment, trying not to scowl as his eyes track your embarrassed fumbling.
"W-what? Asked about what?" You grumble, finally clutching the little square of metal and glass to your chest. You can't even recall what it is you were doing on it, but frankly, that doesn't matter now. As irritated as you might be, you do enjoy the strange conversations you have with Shinya, as they don't happen all that often.
"About what I look like behind this." Shinya plucks at the thick red cord, tied intricately behind his ear and your excitement about his presence draws to an awkward, unsteady halt.
"I'm going to be honest. This feels a little bit like a trap, as if you're searching for an answer I can't possibly have." It's not like you aren't curious. Shinya has lovely eyes, and a smooth voice, and you'd be lying if you said you hadn't wondered, but you've also seen the disdain on his face when people ask.
For a heartbeat, it's quiet. Only the cars steadily trundling by, and the streetlight down the way buzzing, giving you just enough light to see Shinya by. You stare at each other. Shinya breaks first, gaze dipping to your hands in your lap as he reaches up to the ties around his ears. "That's why I would like to show you," he says. The mask sags, then drops, and the only thing you can think, the only thing you can do when he takes hold of your hands, fingers stroking soft, intimate patterns over your palms and up your wrists, is to whisper:
"Teeth."
Shinya doesn't smile. He grins.
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nil-elk · 8 months
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Congrats on the credits! Game looks fantastic :) what art did u do for it?
Thank you. 👁️👄👁️
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charlescoded · 8 months
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do you have any extra lore for that royalty au because i am dying to know more
i got a bunch of it, yeah! mostly little things, like how charles never actually addresses anyone by their actual name because names are very important in monaco and he actually doesn't know max's name.
or why max goes from calling him 'princelet' to right at the end 'little prince'. basically in the constellation leo there's a star called 'regulus', which is called the 'heart of the lion'. the word regulus means 'little king' in english, and with max being a lion of the north, he's pretty much calling charles his heart (not that he does it on purpose), though it's not quite right since he uses prince rather than king. surely that can change, right? 🤔
and in my original notes, max actually calls charles 'almost-king' since he was supposed to be crowned after king lorenzo's death, but the coronation hadn't happened yet. princelet ended up working better in this version because kinglet (the bird) also comes from the word regulus, aka it also means little king, it just has an extra step lmao
and because i mentioned lorenzo, he got killed relatively recently fighting with carlos, aka the saint. i never decided if that's senior or junior, but max's dad also got killed by the saint (in this case it is senior) before lorenzo died which is why max is already a king
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hooved · 9 months
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Wrt your poll, I follow you for aesthetic posts, funny posts, and your art! I orginally followed for tf2 posting too but I think both of us have shifted focuses away from that fandom? But the quark posting is endearing to me and it's interesting reading all the little details you notice about him. I haven't watched DS9 at all but I'm becoming progressively more tempted to cuz of your posting 👍
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