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legoilas · 3 years
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legolas + 1970′s (powder blue and silver) for @haleths ♡
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spiderdiva · 3 years
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Hey I didn't end up doing these for like ever so I tried to make it quick but it ended up being like 12 minutes long. ANYWAY. Below is the link to the audio! The asks, list of questions, and transcription wOULD have been under a cut but Tumblr's current update makes it (near?) impossible to add a read more and for whatever reason I can no longer just edit it on my laptop after I've finished SO. I'm sorry for the long post 💔 (Also pls be nice to me I just woke up when I recorded this 🥺)
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Heyy okay uh I haven't done this [laughs] cuz um I've been putting it off, uh, just a little. So I'm just gonna do! Both of my little ask things, uhh, in one! And post the... Whatever, you'll see. Um, I'm also eating applesauce out of a squeezie so if um. That is a thing, I'm not exactly sorry [laughs]. Anyway! Um! I'll just go in numerical order :
My favorite outfit? Auuuhhn, that's difficult cuz it kinda changes. Um. The main components are kinda the same but like. Everything else kinda changes, um. Usually it's like, a crop top, and then a skirt, and some really cute thigh highs or maybe tights? But usually thigh highs, annnd boots! Um. I... Love that shit. But um! Also! I'm, hopefully, going to get some more clothing, cuz I don't actually have a lot right now [laugh] um. I moved and like all my stuff is back... In my hometown! So I don't actually have a lot and I haven't really had a lot of money to splurge on stuff, but! With this new j~o~b! I'll probably get some things that are more exciting, like a boa or like more boots (god I love boots) or um. Like, um.... More crop tops! And more skirts! Annnnd maybe some dresses! I dunno! We'll see. Anyway! Uh!
Number 6 : Something I'm obsessed with or currently interested in. [Hums] I don't really have an obsession right now! Uh, which is weird, because I'm always obsessive? Over everything [laughs] Like I can't live my life without being obsessed with something. Um [sighs] Lemme think... I've... I guess I've been watching Unus Annus lately, cuz it's gonna end in a month and I kinda wanna, like, see everything? Um. But, uhh. I'm not really obsessed with it, I'm not really obsessed with Mark right now... I'm not really obsessed with my cats, even though they're my good babies. Um. I'm not even really "obsessed" with Hazbin right now. Or like Helluva Boss or anything like that - I love them, obviously, but I'm not like super obsessed. Um... All of my obsessions are kind of like. Dull right now, I dunno! Maybe I can just say my obsession is that one guy, wink wink. Ehm...
Oh hey! Next number is my pets, which I just sorta brought up! I have two cats now - I made a post about the newest one. Um. Makara and Meulin. And Makara is in my room right now actually causing a bunch of problems [laughs]. Meulin is usually in my room because um, since she hasn't been to the vet, we don't want her to, I dunno, get Makara sick, give him fleas, whatever. Um. So we've been sort of quarantining her in my room, because for a while my room was the only one with a door (😳) Um, that just changed yesterday. But um. Meulin is also an outside cat, so I let her out during the day. And uh, Makara has been in the house alone because my roommate isn't here right now and he is not happy about it so heee is causing problems! And getting into shit that he shouldn't be into. [Laughs]
Do you wanna jingle for em? [Places the phone by the cat. Some scuffy noises can be heard.] Well, he rubbed himself against the phone, so I guess that's good enough. Umm! Makara is an all black cat! He's fat [laughs] and he's a shelter cat! Annd he has a lot of anxiety and pees on our stuff all the time, and it really sucks [laughs] And you guys know about Meulin cuz I made the post, and if you didn't see the post, you're a fake fan. Umm!~
Oh! And what pets I want? I really want a snake! Or like a lizard [gasps] or like something. Weird. Like that. I want that so bad. Um [laughs] I can't.. Express it [gasps] a chinchilla! Or a guinea pig! Oh my gosh I wanted a guinea pig since I was a baaabyyyy [eurrrr noise?] But they're also smelly; ferrets are smelly too, I'm like you guys are cute as fuck but y'all nasty [laughs]. Anyway, umm. I like animals. I like all sorts of animals. Um, I almost got a pet alpaca once? That was crazy... We out here. Ummm.
Something embarrassing that happened to me? Ew! [Laughs] Why [Makara meows 🥺] would you guys snipe me like that? Um!... Hmm... Something embarrassing... I both get embarrassed super easily and like don't. Um. [Sighs] I'm tryna think of something cuz like I don't actually do much, so like anything that was embarrassing that happened to me is probably from a while ago. Um. [Noises] I don't wanna take up too much time cuz like this is already almost 5 minutes long, and y'all don't need that in your lives. Um!! Hm!!! I dunno... Duhm... Um.
Oh! This isn't really embarrassing but it's like something funny that happened : the first day I got my car back um [laughs] I got pulled over - and you guys are probably like "oh my god Angel what the fuck" but um - which is really funny - it was really funny to me too I was like "Jesus Christ I just got this car," and um, I was literally like. 10 feet down from my house. Like I was. Just down the road. Literally you could see my house from where I was parked - er, well, pulled over. The cop apparently was just like right behind me and I was like. I just didn't know, whatever. Um, but I turned my lights off, because I have to manually do it, and I was coming up on my house and I was like "I don't wanna forget, like if I don't do it right now I'm gonna forget." Um. Which [noises] I did forget. And my car screamed at me until I turned them off. Uh. After the fact! But besides the point! Um [laughs] So I turned my lights off and then immediately the cop behind me put his lights on and I was like "oh, okay, awesome" uh, so I pulled over, and I was sitting there - I didn't have any of my information on me, like my insurance. I had my drivers license but... Yanno... All my other stuff was in the house and I was like "well I can make my roommate go get it, I live right there, literally right down the road." Um but he was like "No it's fine I don't need it" and I was like ",,,okeh" Anyway! He was like "Why'd you turn your lights off?" And I'm like "I LIVE LITERALLY RIGHT THERE. I was gonna pull into my house!" [laughs] "I didn't wanna forget to turn them off - it's my first day having this car! Please! Have mercy!" Um. And... He did! He didn't give me a ticket or anything he was just like "Oh also your headlight's out." and I was like "What the fuck?! I just got this car!" And he was like "Yeah I don't know how it got past inspection." And I was like "What the FUCK?"
Um. What ended up happening, we did end up taking it to the place, um, the like, auto center or whatever, and we were ✨ two pretty young girls that didn't know ANYTHING about cars! ✨ And we went up and we were like ✨ "Hey can somebody fix our light?" ✨ and they were like "We don't actually do that but umm what kind of car do you have?" And I was like "I have this really cheap car from like '99" and he was like "oh yeah I can absolutely do that for you honey" and I was like "ok cool." Um! And then he came out and he - I got the bulb and everything [SIGHS] - and he came out and he looked at my stuff and he was like "Mmp. So. You're probably gonna want a refund." And I was like "What the fuck do you mean I need a refund?" and he went "No your-" [laughs] "Your headlight's just like unplugged." I was like "What the FUCK" so he plugged I back in, he gave me a refund, and with that money I got food. I don't remember what I got but it was like. The same amount as the bulb, it was kinda funny {FUTURE NOTE : I think it was Steak n Shake}. Anyway. That was a really long storytime [laughs] It isn't really embarrassing, it was kind of? When I first got pulled over? Cuz I was like "I literally just got this car what the fuck did I do wrong?" But! Whatever. Um!
Something that makes me happy! A lot of things make me happy! I'm a depressed bitch but like I'm an optimist, too, n so like things happen and I'm like "this is the best thing in my world. Right now, right this second." Um! [Laughs] So therefore it's hard not to like ramble about everything that makes me happy and try to like pinpoint just one thing because I feel like if I prioritize them? It's like... Mean? I dunno. Um. But I like my friends! They make me really happy, they're always really good to me n really supportive, um. I like my cats! I like them a lot.
I like my little sister! Actually I. Haven't talked about my actual sister here, I don't think. Um, I have a little sister, um, that is blood related to me and like everything like this isn't an alter thing, this isn't like a kin or a fictive thing, this is like, yanno, THE BODY'S little sister. She is the sweetest little thing you will ever see in your LIFE. Um, I basically raised her which is like not really a flex but like also kinda is just because she is so sweet right now? [Laughs] But, um, we both come from a really negligent household, and so um, I didn't want her to have to go without any allies [burps] like I did, and so I took her under my wing, um, when I was like 15, which is kind of a long time {meaning it took me a while to actually do it}, I actually haven't raised her for long, so I can't really say "raised" her? I was more involved in her life - her whole life - than um, anyone else in our family, but I didn't actually like, actively take her under my wing until um. I was. In middle - in mid high school. And um. I finally sort of came around to that - the mental place where I could? [laughs] I mean, I was an actual child otherwise. Um! So! Uh, I took her under my wing and she's so so sweet, she's super, uh, emotionally intelligent, she's super giving and generous and she's. So good, she's so good, I love her so much. I don't wanna babble too much! But. Um. Anyway.
Um. Something uhh I choose? Uh oh! [Laughs] Y'all this is already 10 minutes! This shouldn't be a thing! I didn't want to break this up but yanno, whatever. Uh, something I choose... Um! [Laughs] Okay - Um! Let's just kind of pick a random topic : I have two mini fridges and no full sized fridges. Um. And that has been how it is, uh, since I got here. Annd 🎶 I. Cannot tell you. How frustrating it is. To only have two mini fridges, 🎶 You kinda think like "Oh well two mini fridges kinds makes up the size of one fridge" but like NO not at ALL [laughs] we can't have SHIT in this house [laughs] All of my foods - well not all of my foods - I try to sort of favor dry foods, um. Things like, uhh, these weird applesauce squeezies don't apparently need to be refrigerated? Ok. Um. I get those, I get like. Uh, ramen, and like soups n stuff that don't need to be kept in fridges. [Sigh] and um. It sucks! [Laughs] We have one fridge mostly for drinks, um... So we have. All of Elliot's, uhh. Liquor in there - or, yanno, alcohol. We have like. Milk. I think in there. And I dunno, whatever else might fit. That's kinda it though like that's all that fits, honestly [laughs] We have like a bottle of whiskey, some pink lemonade stuff, and. Um. Milk. In there. And that's like all that fits.
In the other one, we put [laughs] this is SO not interesting but I think it's funny - ANYWAY we put all of our food in the other one and ONE OF HIS DRINKS IS IN OUR OTHER FRIDGE TOO - He has strawberry rum in that fridge? Cuz it won't FIT in the other one! All of his FUCKING alcohol just takes up all the space we have, I don't know what to do about it but anyway we have that in there, we have, um. I don't even know, I think we have green peppers in there for one of, um. My roommate's chicken meals, but like we don't have a lot. And it is so weird?? [Laughs] On one hand it's like "Well I mean. I don't. We don't spend a lot!" but also? If we have like leftovers or anything? Forget about it, it's not even gonna happen [laughs]. Get rid of em! Or eat em while you're there!
Um. Okay! That's it! I don't wanna take up any more of your time cuz this has already been like 12 minutes, and uh, nobody wants to hear me babble on for that long! Uhh [laughs] Uhhh yeah! Okay so! Bye!
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