my dad came home with the SMALLEST jar of honey and it’s literally 30 dollars and idek if u could spread that amount of honey on even one slice of bread but he was all excited like “look !! it’s from new zealand !!”
and then my mom gave him the scolding of a lifetime 😭
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Reacting to the post I just reblogged because it gave me FEELINGS about the Beagles as a found family but I didn’t wanna go on a tangent on the post itself so here
The thing with Edelgard mothering the Black Eagles is that she had 8 older siblings babying her while growing up
Then she got 2 YOUNGER siblings and was determined to be the best big sister ever because she’s had all the good and bad examples with the 8 other
Then her siblings all died and for years, all she had was Hubert (3 years older and her retainer and canonically a big brother) until she got into Garreg Mach and met :
- 1 older girl who never had a family
- 1 girl her age who was abused into being in a constant state of panic attack
- 1 girl whose dad was killed in a conflict at the end of which the winner demanded the girl to be given to them so they could take her away from her land and family (feels familiar to Edelgard)
(also I was genuinely SHOCKED to find out that Petra is only 15 at the start of Three Houses. SHE’S THE YOUNGEST OF THE BLACK EAGLES. WHICH MEANS IN THREE HOPES SHE BECOMES QUEEN AT NOT EVEN 18 YEARS OLD. BABY. WHY.)
- 2 boys a year younger than her, 1 one being quite literally baby brother shaped, the other 1 being unable to take care of himself in a healthy way on his own
- and 1 obnoxious boy her age who kept demanding to compete with her to prove that he was stronger and better and his flowers were better too and his horse and he’s more lovable than her of course- (does that YELL obnoxious younger brother to anyone else or is it just me ?)
How was she supposed to NOT instantly add them to the family tree and be the older sister she always wanted to be ?
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Thinking about the differences between Mako and Honey as One Piece SI OCs, and immediately, I already know that Honey is a golden child. She gave Ginny and Kuma no shit, because she'd feel absolutely awful, even with the boredom.
Mako has no shame, because growing up on a ship full of men who like to drink and party and also Shanks being the designated papa was already "time to make my own entertainment"
Because Shanks kinda deserves it but also consider: it's fucking funny.
Mako will never eat a devil fruit, while Honey legit was gunning for one. She just didn't mean to eat a zoan fruit lmao.
Lowkey, she wanted the Ope Ope no Mi, but she knew that was a lost cause, so she settled on finding a fruit instead that would help her nab Law because seriously, she's trying to avoid having Kuma make that deal that has him sacrifice everything just so Bonney could live.
Because Honey does want her to live, but she also wants her Dad to live too. She wants it all. She's a selfish person in certain ways, but overall, she just wants a better outcome.
Unfortunately, life sucks. Timeline ain't on her side cuz she was too young (she's like at least 19 before the time skip, so you do the math).
At the very least, you should expect some shenanigans cuz you better fuckibg believe she asked her Mama to teach her how to wiretap, so boom.
Corazon lives and is part of the Heart Pirates.
Downside, Doffy still has a fucking hold on Dressrosa and has his eye on Honey, the little brat for trying to ruin his shit cuz boy oh boy, do you think he didnt know his snails were tapped??
Mako meanwhile has Law adding a sharp smile to the tattoos on his back, lmao. Law misses her.
But also, I guess I can give a small spoiler.
Corazon also survives here, the difference is that Sengoku has kept him under wraps and he's stayed under the radar for his own benefit.
You know that scene in Dressrosa with Sabo and Luffy?
That, but with Corazon and Law.
I can be nice sometimes. It'll still hurt tho, but ye.
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Pepper. Just- *SIGH* LOVELY- seeing you here on this site-
- @justinhammer234
//Pepper is buried under the paperwork convincing the board to keep Tony’s blog has caused her. Along with the wrinkles, her eye bags are more pronounced.//
@justinhammer234
Mhm, it’s amazing that Tony’s best friend is here to keep him company. Make sure to interact lots with him. And, you know what? Come over SI some time! Tony has weird working hours but I’ll make sure you catch him :)
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Meanwhile, who recalls the HBTV music-video segments during The Funtastic World of Hanna-Barbera Sunday mornings?
(In much the same spirit, I've been known to imagine giving Radio Disney some competition with a shortwave station I'd call "Radio Hanna-Barbera," featuring an eclectic music selection. That, and picturing Honey and Sis, formerly of The Hanna-Barbera Happy Hour, having a pop-up shortwave worldcasting station worldcasting when the shortwave listening confraternity least expects it, operating from a rebuilt GMC motorhome.)
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many posts about fitting a song to your self ship based on one specific line BUT what about the beautiful inverse...when a song fits so perfectly to your ship that it feels like it was written for it despite the artist obviously having 0 knowledge of yourself and/or The Blorbo. thats love bay bee
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the way i gasped when i saw the name in your makoto tachibana. my first ever anime jock daddy 🤭 its nice that he still gets recognied around these parts. looking forward to see him and the other characters pop out! 🫶🫶
:'>> thank yoUUUUU ♡♡ i really hope you liked the fic!!! and deAR jesus i can't fully express how down bad i am for a lot of free! characters but ESPECiALLY!!! ESpECIAllY mr broad shoulders sweet boyish smile i!!! hE MAKES ME cRAZY hE MAKES ME INSANE i am so not normal for hHHHHHHiMMMM thAT ONE SCENE whERe hE tutors thE LITTLE kiDS siNGLEHANDEDLy spARKEd mY FUCKING MATERNAL INSTINCTiT is not okay i'm really not ok
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