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moonlightdancer26 · 1 year
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Thanks to the wonderful people of the snapedom, I have now started saying ‘snose ’ instead of nose. I didn’t even realize it until my sister pointed it out 💀
You’re very welcome
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severusish · 1 year
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Severus hated mistletoe. He stared at it for some time, wondering if the plant deserved the Reducto he so wanted to unleash upon it. Deciding against the waste of magic, he turned to walk away — only to freeze in his steps when the person he’d waited all day to see said, in tones of fond amusement — “Hello, Severus. Look. Mistletoe.”
I drew this for Snolidays Week Two @snapecelebration Prompt: Mistletoe.
Snape unintentionally wound up looking like Keanu Reeves in this one. That’s what I get for doing a 15 minute drawing. Anyway BYEEEE
ID: a drawn bust of Snape. inside his eyes is the reflection of mistletoe. Above him there is mistletoe peaking down from the ceiling. /end ID.
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snapesterhood · 10 months
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does anyone have any good fanfics where snape is just….really depressed.
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meissa-prince · 2 years
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I'm currently planning to write a Harry Potter fanfic, I'm still drafting it and I'm putting way to much effort into it, way more than I normally put, I'm talking mood boards, 3D models of the common rooms, playlist, personalities and all that.
I have decided that if the marauders fans can take characters, that were only mentioned once or twice, I can do it too and twist them however I please, I normally forget about some fanfics I write so, if you could like.... share this, I would inevitably get reminded by notifications so...
I will keep this updated and give more details as it goes, the main characters are: Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Regulus Black, Narcissa Black and Mary McDonald, I really really hope you are interested by this, as vague as it is.
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deepperplexity · 2 years
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Listen fellow Homosnapiens.
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jaysunshappyhour · 2 years
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I was tagged by the total babe @annullo13
Relationship Status: gay married af
Favourite Colour: pastel/light pinks, lavender
Favourite Foods: Pad Thai, chicken shawarma, pretty much every Indian dish I’ve tried (except goat 🤢), dark chocolate, raspberry, mint chocolate, peanut butter, key lime pie.
Something I want: a vacation, dick or a new tattoo (in no particular order, and since my birthday is this weekend, I expect to get at least one 🥴).
Song stuck in my head: Lend Me Your Voice (from the anime movie Belle) or Choreomania by Florence and the Machine
Last thing I googled: chicken shawarma (and before that KH3 Ultima weapon cause I’ve been replaying the series on Switch).
Time: 6:59 AM
Dream trip: Greece
Tagging: @free-cursed-frogurt @crimsoncadmium @ababeinthewoods @gayplasma @kissmeandcrucify @icantalk710 @oppureno @nickoraus @cannon-fire @mas-alexander @jimothysomebody @tuckpanda @civilpop @thesadboisguidetolife @troublesneglectyou @brostateexam @homosnapien @sergeantsarcasm @zaksmileyface
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astronova-00 · 4 months
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| Homosnapien | - I am following you for this word alone. 🤣🤣🤣
HELP THANK YOU 🙏
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hereticcryptid · 3 years
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Read this before hating on me for liking Severus Snape.
Read the whole thing.
Droped a branch on Petunia
Acidental magic, mate. No one can be blamed for that.
Hated the marauders
The marauders were tormenting him on a daily basis. No wonder why.
Tryed to get the marauders expelled
They were tormenting him, one of them had attemped to kill him and sexually assaulted him. No wonder why, in a decent school they would be expelled if not arrested after the werewolf incident.
Came up with sectumsempra
Legit defense. Marauders used illegal harmful hexes on him. And they had attemped to kill him. It's just me, but I would carry around a knife too if someone tryed to kill me. And if he really wanted to harm, he wouldn't bother to make a counter-curse.
Hanged out with future death eaters
You mean his housemates? The people he was living with? He would be even more an outcast if he didn't. Than he would be left with no friends after the mudblood incident. Not to say that, being pro-muggle and a halfblood, he would very likely get killed on his sleep.
Called Lily a mudblood
Yes. In a traumatising and humiliating moment, while being sexually assaulted. And she had to keep herself from smiling. I would call her a bitch, at least.
Believed in blood purity
Haha nope. No, he didn't. "Don't say that word!"
Interested in dark arts
So, if I like seing blood in movies, I am a psycopath? If I like manipulation tecnics, am I a evil master manipulator? If I like war tecnics, will I start WW3? Dark arts are hella interesting. I would study them too.
Joined the DEs
Out of despair and hopelessness. He had lost his only conection to the light, he had all the reasons to resent muggles and they were the only people who valued & respected him. Besides, he was a bullied poor halfblood outcast, the perfect victim of cults. And he defected after a few years, spending the rest of his life trying to bring them down.
Told the profecy
Man was a death eater working for a mind reading madman. Want did you want him to do?
Bullied the students
Maybe he was a little mean. He was the best teacher tho. Never endanged anyone's life, until year 7 where the choice was go to the forest or get tortured. Not like Miss McGonnagal who sent them to the dark forest (and locked Neville in the corridor while there was an allegate mass murderer in the school), or like Mr. Lupin who was a danger himself & covered the said mass murederer.
Attemped to get Lupin fired and outed him
First, he didn't out him. The ministry already knew, the anti-werewolf law already existed, if he had quit without being outed, he would most likely not get a job anyway. Lupin wasn't fired, he quit. Second, no wonder why he wanted him fired! He was already in a triggering place, and then Dumbledore decided to hire the person that almost killed him! Besides, as a werewolf, Lupin was endangering the students. And he covered for Sirius, an allegate mass murderer, for the sake of an old friendship. And you guys should be thankfull that he made Lupin quit, if you don't remember, DADA was cursed. If Lupin didn't quit, probably something worse would happen.
Threw a jar at Harry
Man had lost his temper. Harry had just witnessed the most embarassing thing that happened in his life. Besides, if he wanted the jar to hit Harry, it would've. And not even Harry was mad about this, so, who are we to be?
And now... let's dive into the fanon ocean! Yay...
(Until now this was by chronological order, but with fanon that's hard so it won't be)
Was evil from the beggining
No. At the beggining, he was just a poor abused inocent kid, who was made "evil" by the bullying and lack of support system.
Was toxic
Welp, sorry to ruin your fun, but if there was anyone toxic in that friendship, it was Lily. Dismissing the bullying, not listening to him, ignoring her duties as a perfect to stop that kind of stuff, blaming him for what Mulciber did to Mary, marrying his childhood bullie (and man who harrassed her constantly!). What did Sev do? Hanged out with his housemates? Lily only brought him pain.
Wouldn't give a shit if Voldy targeted the Longbottoms
Can't fight this one. It is true. But you really don't want to play the if game with me.
Told Voldy to spare Lily, but not Harry nor James
You really act like if he told Voldy to kill Harry and James. He didn't. He simply asked Voldy to spare the person he cared about. He would be asked many questions that don't have an answer at all if he asked him to spare James, and straight up killed if he asked for Harry. And I personally wouldn't give a shit about my bullie and his son. Would you?
Would be happy if J&H were dead
This one is the stupidiest. Are you for real? Lily's death made him (further) depressed and suicidal. But dead family and alive Lily? Wouldn't be able to even look at her. Dunno about you, but I would kill myself if I got the love of my life's family killed.
Was obsessed
*annoyed grunt* We've debunked this so many times... 1. If he was obsessed, the obsession would've died with Lily. You don't give your life away for obsession. 2. He was a potions prodigy. He could easely feed Lily amortentia or take felix felicis. But he didn't. 3. He left her alone after the fallout. Just that says everything. 4. So you are not allowed to grieve? To be depressed after someone you loved died?
The classic would r@p3 Harry if he was a ginger female
Haha... I'm scared of you. Genually scared of you. First, having a p3d0phily teory about kids books says more about you than about the target of the teory. Second, what would you do if a miniature of the person you loved and helped killing appeared in front of you? He wouldn't be able to teach with her in the room. Too triggering.
Was a n@zi
Death eaters are not n@zis. They are a terrorist group/cult. But n@zis? They are kids throwing a tantum when compared to them. Never left England, would welcome "jewishes" (muggleborns) or "half jewishes" (halfbloods) if they were particulary gifted or/and shared they beliefs. Oh! And that stupid myth that Hitl3r is half jewish! Does this sound like the nazis? I don't think so.
It wasn't bullying
Yes it was. 4/1. It is bullying. Rich atractive kids against poor ugly kid. It is bullying. No suport system vs no need of suport system. It IS bullying. Sirius didn't deny it. They said James had to change. It is bullying.
James changed
He didn't. He kept hexing Severus on Lily's back. Dieing for your family doesn't mean you're good. Being on the right side doesn't mean you're good.
Did I miss anything, fellow homosnapiens? If I did, tell me so I can add.
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oliverfrawgy · 3 years
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I love thinking about that snater who came up with the term homosnapiens seeing the snapdom embrace it
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snaintpatricksday · 2 years
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Rules and Prompts for Snaint Patrick’s Day 2022! 🍀
Rules:
Each day of the event has one theme assigned to it by date. Some themes have two prompt options possible which you can either do separately or combine! March 17th has two special prompts for the same day. :)
You can do any prompts you like, in the right order or out of order for each week, on time or early or late for each week. Up to you ;)
All Snape Shippers welcome. Written work or art is welcome!
Tag @snaintpatricksday or @severusish or #snaintpatricksday2022 to have your work reblogged here!
Prompts:
Week 1: February 28-March 6
February 28: Boots with buckles / Formal wear
March 1: Four-leaf clover / shamrock
March 2: Serendipity / A lucky break
March 3: Good luck charm
March 4: Staff party / Common Room party
March 5: A twist of fate
March 6: Fireworks / festival
Week 2: March 7-13
March 7: The color green
March 8: Green with envy / jealousy
March 9: Poltergeists and leprechauns
March 10: Tricks and pranks
March 11: To be a Slytherin / being a Slytherin
March 12: The Greenhouses / Green thumb
March 13: Springtime / new beginnings
Week 3: March 14-16
March 14: Rainbows / the end of the rainbow
March 15: Irish (can be anything Irish; a song, a character, anything).
March 16: Fool’s Gold.
Snaint Patrick’s Day: March 17
🪄 Riddikulus! 🪄
✨ Felix Felicis ✨
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moonlightdancer26 · 2 years
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A side effect from being in the Snapedom is forgetting that it’s homosapien and not homosnapien.
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severusish · 2 years
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mutuals time for your severus snape obsession juice
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snapesterhood · 3 years
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The snapdom is such a fun place because you'll be scrolling through someones blog and you'll see a super deep meta about how snape’s PTSD and depression affected him throughout his life and then the next post will just say Sneep snap sniptiy snonk
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l-alan-l · 3 years
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I just saw a TikTok, of a Snape-hater, with the genius sentence in the description:
Are Snape stans called Homosnapiens?
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I am officially a homosnapien, if you have any objections, speak now or forever remain silent.
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incorrect-aaos · 2 years
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raana: i really like this whole “good guy/bad guy” thing you two have going on
vessan: it’s not an act, it’s just that i’m mean and-
vessan: *points to duren who is doing backflips for some reason* -duren isn’t
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