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in-another-april · 1 day

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The way Spencer loves you is gentle, natural, almost instinctual. He’s so casually affectionate, so in love it’s impossible not to show it, all over his face and his sappy lil heart eyes

He gravitates towards you, it’s like a magentic pull. He looks for you first in every room, he just has to sit or stand next to you wherever you go. He does something impressively smart or tells a stupid joke, he looks over to see your reaction first. Your opinion is the most important one to him, after all.

He always makes sure you walk on the inside of the sidewalk, away from the traffic. He keeps you close, hands interwined and shoulder to shoulder. A cool breeze hits, he’s immediately pulling you closer to keep you warm.

Even when he’s asleep he needs you near him, holding you tight througout the night. When he wakes up in the middle of the night, the first thing he does is reach for you and pull you close again.

He likes sleeping on your side of the bed if you’re away for the night, comforted by the lingering smell, warmth, vibe?? of you :(

Everything makes him think of you! (Ik I’ve talked abt this before but it’s so cute and so Spencer lemme have this) It’s just a natural progression in his mind at this point: he sees something → he somehow connects it to you → he’s happy.

It’s like that old incorrect quote meme, someone calls him Spencer and he’s like “My S/O calls me that 😇” “…Because it’s your name?” LMAO

He saves you a seat at every table, getting up to pull it out for you! He practically RACES to the door so he can get there before you and open it for you. Is all “that’s >:( my job >:(“ if you beat him to it or someone else opens it for you.

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luxthestrange · 3 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#169 He also likes girls-

When Adam Heard what the gods were trying to do to his children, He wanted to join Brunhilde's Rebellion in the fight...He was shocked when he found out it was actually Brunhilde AND You his daughter were in charge of it...So his shock seeing you...being overly friendly with

Buddha*With a hand on your shoulder*-Quite an impressive young lady, We're all very proud of her~

Adam*Seeing Red but smiles* Ahem, Y/n! Dear, eh eh, why don't you introduce me to your OTHER friends?~

Y/n: Oh, yes, of course! This is Brunhilde, she's my girlfriend!

Brun*Smiles holding your hand in hers*...

Adam*Eyes widen and hold his chest in relief* Oh my golly! You like girls? Yes!, so do I!!-*Looking at others and pointing at self and you* We have so much in common! You put her there Hilde!!! Hey! *hugs her tightly*Oh yeah. She's so pretty!~

Brun*Taken aback and breaths as the hug is a tad tight and chuckles nodding*Lovely to meet you, uh, sir!

I love her your honor-

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lucysarah-c · 1 year

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Tea time

Paring: Levi x reader

Words: 1764

Warnings: none, there is some subtle sexual mentions but not much.

Summary: Levi is deep down a huge gossip old lady.

Inspired by this "snk incorrect quote" of mine that plenty of you liked a lot!

“My friend Sarah, she’s having some arrangements done at her house and can’t host. I was wondering if you would mind it if we hang out at the office.” Your voice pierced the room like a cannonball. Levi had known that something was off since you came back from the capital, you were suspiciously quiet. Not the kind of silence that you two shared in the privacy of the office. He had been cleaning the shelf, giving you his back. When he turned around you were shyly smiling.

“I’ve not said anything to them yet, wanted to check on you first,”

Levi thought that it was both, his and yours, office and therefore you had as much right to hang out with your friends there as he to say that he wouldn’t like it. He was, somehow, touched that you inquired first. You knew, by heart, that Levi wasn't a social person by nature and that he cherished his “me time” deeply. Especially Sundays that were his only day off.

However, he also understood that Sarah and you were the only two members of your friends group who had private chambers. Neglecting your hang out would mean that you wouldn’t see your friends if Sarah couldn’t host, and Levi valued that you spend time with your own group, he valued your independence.

On the other hand, Levi had to hold back an unpleasant grim thinking of the group of 10 women hanging out at his place on Sundays. Of course it wouldn’t be all day long, only the tea time but … it was tea time, Levi adored having one day to relax, not wear the uniform, maybe not wearing clothes at all, reading and drinking tea.

But how could he say no to those doe eyes of yours looking at him? begging him to allow it. You knew Sundays were his days and if you could have come up with another option, you would have done it.

Then.. “Yeah, why not.”

He almost forgot it. He was an extremely busy man with an extremely busy week. But when he woke up early on Sunday, with the intention to just put some random shirt on and stay in sweatpants all day, he noticed that you got up early too. Something unusual.

“Will you help me to move the couch so we all fit before I get in the shower?”

‘Ah… right… I agreed to this’ Levi thought as the penny dropped, your friends were coming over. That already disturbed his mood, but he didn’t want to let you know. He had to remind himself that this was all part of the sacrifices that you make during convenience.

Quickly he realised that he had been mixing your friends since forever, and suddenly he discovered that Mary and Anne weren’t the same person he had in his mind. All the opposite, the deep brunette girl was actually called Carol. Each of them were eager to give him a kiss on the cheek and a tight hug as a greeting, as if they had known each other for years. Levi had to gather all his acting skills, which weren’t actually good, to pretend he remembered each girl as much as they seemed to know him.

‘Not my fault!’ he would scream inside his head ‘The only closed group of people that I tolerate work and live in the scouts. Plus, they are also YN’s friends,’

You knew them from training days and they chose other military divisions, some of them from the medical field, etc. Everybody knew who was the social person of the relationship and, without intentions to point fingers out, Levi wasn’t the one.

At first, he decided to go and bother Erwin for a little while. But Erwin also took the upper hand of his, sometimes, free Sundays to go and meet up with ex comrades from his trainee days. Mike would have gone out with Nanaba. Meeting with Hange would probably mean Levi working his ass off to clean their place. Which Levi was eager to do on other occasions but the last thing he wanted to do on a Sunday was more work, even if that implied cleaning.

When he returned to his chambers, they all had left and you were already putting things back in their place. You greeted him with a sweet smile.

“Hey”

“Hey” He greeted back less enthusiastically.

Your arms wrapped around his neck as your lips softly landed a peak on his lips.

“Thank you for allowing this, I had a great time,”

Oh your smile, your loving eyes made him weak. How could he say no to the next Sunday?

The table was crowded with packages.

“Do I throw those?”

“No! They are gifts and what was left behind,”

Pastries, pastries everywhere. Great quality tea leaves that her friends from the capital had brought. Croissants, fresh made bread, sandwiches, scons, cookies. Levi was already starting to see the upperhand of all this.

However, it wasn’t until the next upcoming Sunday. This time he decided to close himself up in the attached room and read there. He only went out once to greet everybody and pour himself the tea that the girls were having. He heard everything, every little detail. Suddenly his book wasn’t that interesting.

“Do you remember Jonny? We met last Wednesday and can you believe it, he couldn’t get it up.”

“Let me guess, he said the usual “it's the first time that this happens!””

Laughters filling the room.

“Well I heard that Roger and Isabel made up again and they are not divorcing. He literally begged her on his knees,”

“Well, Edward is in this huge debt because of gambling and they took his house away. The poor Abi doesn’t know what they would do with the kids but she took them with her back to her mother’s house. But technically the government can take them away because he has de custody,”

“Guess who is pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is?”

“Robert is cheating on his wife with the kindergarten teacher of his kids,”

Then again, they left and Levi loomed up from the bedroom. Table full of Tea leaves for him to enjoy and pastries.

“Sorry, did we bother you that much?” You softly question back.

“Tolerable,”

He felt almost ashamed of how much he waited for Sundays now, ALMOST. But it was hilarious to go to the capital with Erwin for meetings with the military board and the only thing his mind could replay in loop was. “That one is getting cheated on, that one is cheating, that one couldn’t find the only place a man needs to find in bed, that one couldn’t perform. This one has a child with another woman, this one’s marriage was a cover for having relationships not allowed by the church, that one has gambling problems, that one is a mommy boy, that one is about to lose his job if his wife ask for a divorce so he’s begging on his knees,”

And if any of them decided to get cocky, it was a matter of Levi slyly implying what he knew something just for the colours of their face to drop and the panic taking over. He suddenly knew everything about everybody and he found out about it while drinking high quality tea and eating scons? Why were men's hangs outs not this fun? It was like reading a book, women knew everything and with heavy details.

“Do you remember John?” Erwin questioned as they waited for the next meeting to come, “John the blonde dude from Nile’s squad?” Erwin clarified, used to Levi don’t remembering a single person “He’s been acting odd,”

“Yeah, that asshole has been sleeping with Grace from the bar that's at the intersection of the streets "the king's pride and Saint Michel" at the third district of Stohess. She works there from 8am to 3pm as a waitress and apparently they saw her talking to his wife, because some nurses from the orthodox church of Mitras said that she went with a 3 weeks old pregnancy. Now Nile is asking him to solve the issue because he's damaging the image of the team. His wife has papers and prof for divorce but that's a big fucking no no for the MPs.”

Levi's sudden rambling got Erwin looking back at him in shock and confusion. The captain got a momentary feeling of embarrassment as he realised how out of character he had been.

“Y/N’s friends have tea at my office on Sundays,”

Erwin couldn’t help but chuckle, “Yeah, that explains a lot,”

Then, out of nowhere one Sunday he woke up and you were quietly laying on the couch, not rushing to get ready or organise the office so all could fit.

“Do you need the bathroom free?” Levi inquired to either rush a quick shower or wait for later on in the day.

“No, it’s alright, I’ve time to leave until four,” you quietly replied.

He frowned in confusion and you looked up “Sarah’s house is ready, I’ll take the ferry to there at four.”

His acting skills came up in the game again as he tried to hide the sudden disappointment. Goodbye to the free tea, goodbye to the pastries.

He was in no position to lie, he enjoyed reading next to the chimney of his office. Only the cracking of the fire, the pages turning and his sipping sounds filled up the death silence. It was nice… but, voluntarily or not, he found himself brewing another kettle of tea right on time. He would also be lying if he said he hadn’t been checking the clock all day to make sure to be ready for your comeback.

Then, finally, you appeared through the door. Coat on as you took off the purse from your shoulder and scarf hanging on your neck. Locking eyes, as Levi was across the toasty room with a kettle between his hands as he was almost done.

“Hey” You greeted closing the door behind you.

“Hey” Levi replied less enthusiastically but there was a certain type of hang on that made you crock an eyebrow.

“How was it?” Levi wondered and you hummed a positive reply as you took the shoes off and let them at the door.

“I was about to have a cup…” the comment was done with doubts “I was wondering if you wanted one…”

A cheeky smile slowly rising in your features.

“You won’t believe what I heard today”

“Wait until I get the tea ready”

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blackbirdi · 2 months

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The Maze Runner Incorrect Quotes #2

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Chuck: I made you this friendship bracelet!

Thomas: Why should I care?

Chuck: You don’t have to wear it…

Thomas: *Snatches it from Chuck’s hand and puts it on his wrist* No, I’m going to wear it forever. Back off.

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Gally: Can we not use the term ‘butthurt’ anymore? We aren’t twelve if you haven’t noticed.

Minho: Would you prefer ‘asstroubled’ more?

Thomas: *Playing along* You seem a little bootybothered by the term ‘butthurt’, Gally.

Newt: Yeah, come on, Gally, no need to throw a tushytantrum about it.

Gally: *Groaning into his hands*.

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Frypan: Carpenters go to boarding school.

Minho: Wow; wood you believe it?

Newt: I saw what you did there!

Thomas: … Tree.

Newt: Thank you for your contribution, Tommy.

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Clint: You don’t have to be so humble about it.

Jeff: But seriously, I’m not that good at it!

Clint: *Pointing to a Glader’s unconscious body* Well you’re the only one who knows CPR and [Glader’s name] is dying soooo…

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Brenda: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Teresa: Uh huh.

Brenda: But you and I had some time together…

Teresa: *Hopeful* Uh huh.

Brenda: It did not get better.

Teresa:

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Newt: I don’t know what to get Gally for Christmas, so I’m asking all of you for help.

Literally every Glader: An attitude adjustment and a punch in the face.

Newt:

Newt: … Well … you’re not wrong …

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Thomas: Come on, Newt, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Newt: *Rubbing water on his face* You highlighted my face because you said I was important.

Thomas: *On the verge of tears* Because you are!

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Thomas: Excuse me! I was a superhero for ten whole minutes!

Brenda: And in that time you got kidnapped and we had to come and save you.”

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Thomas: Newt, what do you dislike about me?

Newt: Nothing, Tommy. Your flaws make you perfect!”

Thomas: Thanks, Newt! That’s sweet of you to say.

Thomas: What do you dislike about me, Minho?

Minho: Well for starters you’re dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, hold grudges for way too long —

Thomas: Wait, no—

Minho: Sit tight, I’m not even halfway done!

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Chuck: Just because I’m young, doesn’t mean I’m helpless!

Chuck: *Tries opening a jar Frypan asked him to open*

Chuck:

Frypan:

Frypan: … Do you want some help?

Chuck: *Holding back tears* Yes, please.

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Minho: Guess what number I’m thinking of!

Thomas: 420?

Minho: No. and that’s really immature of you to say. Now, can someone else take a guess and please be mature about it?

Brenda: 69?

Minho: Yeah, it was 69.

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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months

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Can you please make incorrect quotes for Electra meeting Y/N who became like a way darker version of Daredevil after her apparent deat at the hands of Bullseye (it happened like in comics) (he stabbed her with her own sai) and even gone so far as to beat kingpin almost to half death and Electra saying that she do have a remedy for his grief?

Y/N keeps Kingpin pinned down, beating him within an inch of his life…

Elektra pulls Y/N off the villain…

Elektra: my love look at me!

Y/N: you’re not real. You’re not. I saw you die

Elektra caresses their cheek…

Elektra: it’s me.

Y/N collapses against her crying and holding her tight…

Elektra: don’t lose yourself to the darkness my love

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darthpastry · 7 months

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Incorrect Quotes of the Kingdom Pt. 6 (Ft. FNaf)

Ganondorf: You played me like a fiddle.

Link: Actually no, fiddles are quite hard to play, and I am not smart enough to do so. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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Rauru: I wish I had a tight-knit group of friends to fight crime with.

Tulin: I wish I had a tight-knit group of friends to commit crime with.

Gregory: I wish a had a tight-knit group of friends.

Roxy: I wish I had friends.

Link: I wish I could knit.

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Purah: Link has no survival instincts. I think he was born without them.

Rauru: That can't be true!

Purah: Oh yeah? I'll prove it. Hey, Link! Race you downstairs!

Link: *Jumps out the window of a three-story building.*

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Link: Can you be quiet? I'm trying to think.

Revali: Yeah, no worries. Doing anything for the first time can be difficult.

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Link: Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Gregory: *Holding an unlabeled cardboard box.* Way ahead of you.

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Michael Afton: How are you alive?

William Afton: How are you alive?

Michael Afton: Fair point.

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Ganondorf: Open up RIGHT NOW!

Link: It started when I was six years old...

Ganondorf: I MEANT THE DOOR. OPEN THE DOOR!

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Mipha: Why would anyone want to harm Link?

Revali: Maybe because they met him?

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Gregory: Do you have any idea what you're doing?

Link: *Gluing several broken STAFF bots together to make a fortress* Why start now?

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Link: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Gregory: *Aggressively throwing water bottles.*

Glamrock Freddy: Uh... what's up with them?

Purah: They're trying to yell mental health and well-being into all of us.

Tulin: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Vanessa: *crying* It's working.

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Link: So, you like cats?

Zelda: Yeah.

Link: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass of water off the table*

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Gregory: Are you a boy or girl?

Mangle: I am a failure.

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Rauru: I'M ADOPTING LINK AND YOU COWARDS CAN'T TELL ME NO!

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Gregory: Do you ever feel like there's a bug on you when there isn't?

Link: Those are the ghosts of bugs you killed before.

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Link: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Sidon: I've witnessed the dumb stuff.

Tulin: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Gregory: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Rauru: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF.

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Gregory: I've never seen snow. Can you describe it to me?

Link: Smells like water.

Gregory: It's just like I'm there.

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Vanessa: Why are my hands shaky?

Gregory: Your skeleton is ready to hatch. Congratulations.

Vanessa: This is so ominous, thank you.

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Link: Can I offer you a nice apple in this trying time?

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Gregory: How the heck do I talk to people?

Link: Stand in front of them and press A.

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Tulin: OUR MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BEES TO THE CAR!

Gregory: WE SPILLED.

Tulin: ALL OVER THE CAR.

Gregory: BEES ARE.

Tulin: INSIDE THE CAR.

Gregory: THEY COULD KILL US.

Tulin: WE ARE ALLERGIC TO BEES.

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Tulin: You know how we're made of atoms and atoms never touch each other?

Gregory: So, you see, there's no way Link could've punched Revali.

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Link: When people say my name, I'm like... "can't believe I exist."

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Link: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Zelda: You're measuring your height in cheetos?

Link: Yeah, we ran out of doritos.

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Gregory: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY!

Vanessa: But I'm a vegan.

Gregory: Wakey wakey vegetables and sadness.

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Glamrock Freddy: Everyone, sychronize your watches.

Glamrock Chica: I don't know how to do that.

Monty: I don't have a watch.

Roxy: Neither do I.

Tulin, Gregory, and Link: *Crash through wall in go-kart, wearing 8-bit sunglasses.*

Link: REALITY IS A CONSTRUCT AND TIME IS AN ILLUSION!

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Gregory: Underestimate me. It'll be fun.

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Sidon: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Link: *finger guns* Nat 20 charisma.

Riju: That is NOT how it works.

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Rauru: Link, I am beginning to question your sanity.

Link: *Running to fight a lynel with nothing but tree branches and 4 apples* Really? I always knew it was never there.

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Zelda: What would you do if you were scrolling through Tumblr and someone you didn't know had posted a picture of your dad with a caption that says "hate this guy so much"?

Michael: Reblog it. Duh.

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Random BotW NPC: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Link: I'm a kleptomaniac. That doesn't mean anything.

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Rauru: When Link was washing dishes, he kept pushing glasses under water saying stuff like "Who do you work for? Who's your contact?!"

Sonia: At least he's having fun?

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Glamrock Freddy: Go to the charging station to rest or you'll hate yourself in the morning.

Roxy: I already hate myself.

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Link: Remember to drink water!

Revali: No.

Link: Then become the dirt I walk on!

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Tulin: *Takes free sample twice.* Robbery and fraud. I am a rebel.

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Link: When I get murdered can you make sure it's an unsolved case?

Zelda: Wh-what?

Link: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Zelda: Cann we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?

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Charlie Emily: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Link: I creep around the house like a spooky little entity. Standing in doorways and making an entire pack of biscuits disappear in the night.

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Roxy: Why do I always tell people I'm cool? I'm so uncool.

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Revali: I have issues.

Link: Finally, you admit it! The first step to being a better person-

Revali: With you.

Link: Fair enough.

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Zelda: When I said bring me back something from the beach, I meant a seashell!

Link: *Struggling to hold a seagull.* Would've been nice if you TOLD me that!

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Gregory: Money... is like president trading cards.

Vanessa: Gregory, I told you to go to bed half an hour ago.

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Link: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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Link: What's up. I'm back.

Ganondorf: You're dead! I saw you die!

Link: Death is a social construct.

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Link: What would your dad say if he found it?

Tulin: What if we run a little experiment where we find out what happens if we never tell him?

Link: Deal.

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Riju: Where did Link go?

Tulin: He got arrested.

Sidon: What for this time?

Link: *Bursts through the window.* The cops are after me. I thought it would be funny to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Link: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Rauru: Those are your wanted posters!

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Vanessa: Remember, curiosity killed the cat.

Link: And satisfaction brought it back. So yes Gregory, go find out if that thing catches fire.

Vanessa: You're a bad influence.

Link: And you don't know your sayings.

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Vanessa: Go to bed.

Gregory: But-

Vanessa: *Cocks gun.* This is no longer a request. This is a threat.

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Revali: Imagine being stupid. Like Link.

Link: Excuse me?

Revali: You're excused.

Link: What was the point in calling me stupid?

Revali: I just thought you needed a reminder.

Mipha: I don't think Link is stupid. I think they're very clever.

Revali: Nobody asked.

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Michael Afton: I have no emotions.

Elizabeth: You cried watching Bambi.

Evan: And the Lion King.

Charlie: And Moana.

Michael: Okay, how about we all shut up.

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Purah: Link, we need to talk about your will.

Link: Why? What's wrong with it?

Purah: All it says is "bury me with extra bones to mess with archeologists lol".

Link: Yeah, and?

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Gregory: I wholeheartedly believe in settling this disagreement like adults

Link: So... rock paper scissors?

Gregory: Exactly.

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mrs-barnes-library · 2 years

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My Favorite Izuku Midoriya Fanfictions 💚

Fluff : 🌺 Smut : 🔥 Angst : 😭 None : 🌲 Incorrect Quotes : 💫 My Work : ✨💚

If you like these characters don't hesitate to check the new arrivals, I update every day according to my reading.

Izuku Midoriya / Deku 💚 :

Having A Scarlet Witch S/o 🌺

Let’s Talk 🌺

Mismatched 🌺🔥

Resurrection 🌺😭

Profanities 🌺

How He Reacts When You Wake Up From A Nightmare 🌺

Finding Out You Real Hair Color 🌺

Love At First Sight 🌺

How He Reacts When You Ask Him To Fight 🌺

How He Reacts To You Having Sharp Teeth 🌺

You Are Mine, Whoever You Are ( x vampire reader ) 🌺

Types Of Kisses 🌺

When He Feels Jealous | Protective | Possessive 🌺

When He Gets Scared By You 🌺

Are You Coming ? 🌺

When You Boop His Nose 🌺

How He Likes To Kiss You 🌺

When You Target Them At Mario Kart 🌺

When You Kiss His Cheek 🌺

Cuddling With Them 🌺

Being In A Relationship With Him 🌺

Weird Ways To Sleep 🌺

Catching Him Dancing Alone In His Room 🌺

When You Catch Him Staring At You 🌺

When He Gets Into A Fight 🌺

When He Gets Flustered By Something You Say 🌺

When You’re Holding Hands 🌺

When You Call Him Dude 🌺

When You Wipe Away His Kiss 🌺

Calling Him The Wrong Name 🌺

When Someone Flirts With You🌺

Hands Holding 🌺

Him Catching Mineta Perving On You 🌺

You Get Caught Kissing Him 🌺🔥

Cuddling 🌺

Kisses 🌺🔥

Spin The bottle 🌺

How He React to Surprise Hugs 🌺

Class 1-A Nicknames 🌺

Soft Things They Do For You 🌺

Him Reacting To “My Boyfriend Here” Tiktok Prank 🌺

When He Mets You A New Student 🌺

Reacting To You Not Saying I Love You Back 🌺

How He Reacts To you Asking To Kiss Under The Mistletoe 🌺

Pda With Him 🌺

When Someone Pretends To Be Your Friend To Flirt We You 🌺

Halloween Is All Treats When I'm With You 🌺

What He Smells Like 🌺

Gettin' Handsy 🌺

Bunny Quirk 🌺🔥

How He would React With You Being Eccentric 🌺

Short Hair 🌺

Falling Asleep On Him 🌺

Introducing You To His Family 🌺

There Was Only One Bed 🌺

When He Sees Someone Flirting With His S/o 🌺

When He Sees You In A Dress For The First Time 🌺

When He Has A Crush On You 🌺

When You're On Your Period 🌺

When He Accidentally Confesses To You 🌺

When You Try On His Hero Suit 🌺

Taking Care Of Him When He Is Sick 🌺

What Would He Do If You Teased Him ? 🌺

He Reaches In The Pocket Of Your Hoodie To Hold Your Hand 🌺

For You 🌺🔥

You Boop Him 🌺

He's Your First Kiss 🌺

How He Kisses You 🌺

He Needs A Hug 🌺

He Gets Jealous 🌺

Being His S/o And Having An Accent 🌺

Being In Love 🌺

A Cute Date 🌺

A Lovely View 🌺🔥

When You Never Lie 🌺

First Kiss Scenario 🌺

Dance With Me 🌺💚✨

Patching Him Up 🌺

When You Don't Return His Affection 🌺

Him When He Kabedons His Girlfriend 🌺

Reacting To You Smacking His Butt 🌺

Having A Secret Relationship With Him 🌺💚✨

Discovering You Were A Famous Idol 🌺💚✨

How He Reacts When You Give Him A Blowjob 🔥

Favorite Sex Positions 🔥

His Reaction When You Tell Him You Want To Have Sex 🔥

His Favorite Position For Sex 🔥

When He Fucks You Good 🔥

How He Reacts When You Turn Him On At School ( 1 - 2 ) 🔥

How He Masturbates 🔥

Cockwarming 🔥

Morning Wood 🔥

Silver On Forest Green 🔥

The Morning After 🔥

On The Edge 🔥

Songs He’d Fuck You To 🔥

Boyfriend 🔥

How He Uses His Hands While Doing The Do 🔥

Animal Quirk 🔥

So Tight 🔥

Horror Movies 🔥

Calling Them Bro While Dating 🔥

Gaming Headcannon 🔥

Can I Go Deeper ? 🔥

First Time Having Sex With Him 🔥

Random Headcannon 🔥

My Kitty 🔥

He Sees His Crush In An Intimate Moment In The Future 🔥

Fingering Headcanon 🔥

Did A Cat Attack You ? 🔥

He Teaches You How To Touch Him 🔥

Seeing His Dick For The First Time 🔥

Skinny Dipping 🔥🌺✨💚

MHA Boy's - What Their Hands Would Look Like 🌲

Incorrect Quotes :

His Abs 💫

High Frequency 💫

Chat Fic :

I’ll Love You For The Rest Of My Life 😂

Ur So Hot 😂

Missing Hoodie ?! 😂

Reacting To Him Being Hard 🔥

Telling Him I Love You For The First Time By Text 😂

#my hero academia #mha #mha x reader #boku no hero academia #bnha #bnha x reader #izuku midoriya #izuku midoriya x reader #deku #deku x reader #fluff #smut #incorrect quotes #miri-writes

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just-a-gamer-daydeamer-girl · 5 months

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Incorrect quotes for Rayman!

I have yet not seen any for one of my favorite series, so I made my own. Hope you enjoy! These take place all over the games and media Feel free to add your own!

Rayman just waking up: *yawn*…. Why can’t I feel my body?

Ly holding his head: that’s because your bodyless

Barbara: Do you think yelling “PARKOUR” will allow me to survive running down there? *pointing to a long hallway with swinging blades, livingstones and fire spouts*

Rayman: No, not at all. . . You have to yell “YOLO”.

Ramon: you have no idea what it’s like to be used for evil and have blood on your hands.

Rayman: *flashbacks to the time he got tricked by an evil teensie to gather lums to power on a doomsday device and the times he went raiding with Barbara*

Rayman: *nervesly* haha yea….. *strained smile rubbing the back of his head*

Phantom directing the scene: why aren’t you in the provided dress for this shot?

Rabbid Peach: I was given a dress?

Rayman in a pink elegant dress behind them: Well that explains why it’s a bit tight but I’m not taking it off.

Voodoo Mama: We’re gonna need to somehow trick them *ponders a bit before turning to Rayman with a sinister smile*

Rayman slowly backing away looking nervous: last time you looked at me like that I ended up with three hands, a tail and a bald head.

Razorbeard in his mech: Die already!!!

Rayman who just dodged another attack : no

Betilla: what do you want?

Citizen: I want you to tell your eggplant monster that he should get down to the village and-

Betilla: Why does everyone call Rayman an eggplant? He only wears purple? It’s not his skin color, do you think his hoodie is apart of him? What the heck do you think the red part is? Some weird lose skin?

Citizen: well, that’s not the point some nightmares have-

Betilla: By your logic would I be some kinda cucumber or string bean? If someone wears blue does it make them a blueberry?!?

Citizen: Um….

Betilla: I mean, I did use an eggplant to make him but I used a lot of other ingredients as well! Why do people only focus on the eggplant part? It wasn’t even the craziest thing I used!

Citizen: What?

Globox: HUmmm…….

Employee: Sir please just order, there is a line behind you.

Globox: Oh! I already know what I want to get, I’m just figuring out how much I need to get for my kids. I have a lot of math to do… Ok so 257 hate that one….

Employee: Excuse me?

Ly flipping though a book: There has to be something here!

Globox: have you found a way to turn Rayman back to normal?

Ly: No not at all! There has to be something!

Raymesis: Hey guys what going on here? Are we getting food?

Globox: Oh Rayman!

Raymesis: Yes I am Rayman.

Ly: We’re where just looking for a remedy for one of Globox’s kids…. Who got sick… yea.

Raymesis: Yes sounds bad, I shall help because of heroics and stuff!

Ly whispering to Globox after Raymesis is some distance away: I have no idea how to heal him!

~Meanwhile~

Rayman in his own bed sick: Why do I feel like someone’s mocking me?

Rayman who is wearing his Rabbid disguise:

Rabbid standing next to him:

Rayman:

Rabbid:

Rayman: *takes a side step*

Rabbid: *glances over at Rayman before being smashed by a piano with a another Rabbid falling on top holing a rope*

Rayman: *evil smiles and thumbs up to his other hand above that has a box cutter*

Pink: Rayman! Stop chocking Red!

Rayman: *turns and walks towards pink until he is looking up at her* I can’t I think my hands just hate him.

Red: *still being choked by Rayman’s hands struggling and failing to fight them off*

Ly: Goodnight.

Murfy: it’s not even lunch time.

Ly: I’m following Rayman’s lead, I don’t want to deal with this today so Goodnight.

#Rayman #incorrect quotes #ly #Ramon #globox #rayman in the phantom show #the phantom #rabbid peach #betilla #voodoo mama #Rayman 2 #my post #rabbids

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hmtincorrectquotes · 7 months

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Daichi: Suga, keep an eye on Sato-san today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and punch someone.

Sugawara: Sure, I'd love to see Kai punch someone

Daichi: Try again.

Sugawara: I will stop Kai from punching anyone.

Daichi: Correct.

#hold me tight incorrect quotes

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melishade · 1 year

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Attack on Prime Sad Incorrect Quotes

(Cause I’m a messy angst-filled bitch and y’all are gonna feel it with me before Chapter 56 Sunday)

Incorrect Quotes 3

(When Armin is finally fed up with Megatron and stands up for himself)

Armin: What is wrong with you?! I am reaching out to you despite everything that you have done and you still can’t get out of your own way! God! I feel sorry for you!

Megatron in fury: Don’t turn your back on me!

Armin, having enough: I SHOULD HAVE TURNED MY BACK ON YOU AGES AGO!

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Optimus: I will take care of you.

Eren:…it’s rotten work.

Optimus: Not to me. Not if it’s you.

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Hanji: “Oh... I thought you were about to hug me haha.”

Optimus: “D...Did you want a hug?”

Hanji: “....yes please.”

(Optimus does so rather awkwardly because he's not good at giving full forms of affection).

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Megatron: “I hate you, with every fiber of my being.”

Optimus: “...You’re a terrible liar.”

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(When Megatron really starts to give a shit and care about others which again, way later.)

Hanji: Stop worrying. Give me your hand. I'm your friend.

Megatron: I fear to stain your clothes with blood.

Hanji: Stain them. I don't care.

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Zeke: “What the hell were you thinking?! How could you make such an important decision without me?!”

Megatron: “The same way you did. Only unlike you, my decision isn’t going to kill thousands of innocent humans for the sake of my own self-deprecation and depression.”

Zeke: “You fucking bastard! This could ruin everything I’ve worked for!”

Megatron: “I know... That’s part of why I agreed to it.”

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Levi: “You really have been through a lot, haven’t you?”

Optimus: “...More than you can possibly imagine.”

Levi: “Is there nothing I can do to ease the pain?”

Optimus: “...Stay with me? Please? Just for a little while longer...”

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Optimus: “You should have called me, I would have come immediately if I’d known.”

Eren: “I didn’t want to bother you, I know you’ve been exhausted lately...”

Optimus: “Some things are more important Eren... And you’re one of them. Please don’t force yourself to suffer alone like this again.”

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Optimus: “Nothing good can come from this...”

Megatron: “...Maybe so, but at least this way we have some measure of control over whatever calamities do befall us.”

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Megatron: “Is there truly nothing I can do to earn your forgiveness?”

Hanji: “...It’s not my forgiveness that you should be concerned about.”

(Based on some dialogue I have written for these two way later. So I guess this is kind of a spoiler. Lol.)

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(If Optimus has had enough and is just tired)

Magath: Yes, I'd quite like to know that, too. You set this up. Why?

Optimus: Because it's not a game, Magath! This is a scale model of war! Every war, ever fought, right there in front of you! Because it's always the same. When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know whose children are going to scream and burn! How many hearts will be broken! How many lives shattered! How much blood will spill until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning! Sit down and talk!

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Yelena: You don't understand. You will never understand.

Optimus: I don't understand? Are you kidding? Me? Of course I understand. I mean, do you call this a war? This funny little thing? This is not a war! I fought in a bigger war than you will ever know! I did worse things than you could ever imagine. And when I close my eyes! I hear more screams than anyone could ever be able to count! And do you know what you do with all that pain? Shall I tell you where you put it? You hold it tight till it burns your hand, and you say this. No one else will ever have to live like this. No one else will have to feel this pain. Not on my watch!

(Alluding to another scene I have written way later. Lol. I don't want Doctor Who but the Zygon Speech about War from Peter Capaldi is a top tier performance. Give it a watch.)

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fubureaders · 1 year

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snippet from thirteen (gar logan x black!fem!oc) on wattpad

aka incorrect quotes

THEA: jack of all trades, master of none. better than to be a master of one. in other words, suck it bitches DICK: thea, watch your tone THEA: dick, watch your inability to fully express your emotions. anyway, do we have tater tots in the freezer? KORI: sweet potato or golden? maybe both, we've worked hard enough

THEA: it's always "help me i'm dying i need you to save me," but it's never "help me i've got too much money and i need someone to spend it on" GAR: what do you want? THEA: i don't know yet, didn't think i'd get this far GAR: let me know when you figure it out THEA: .....did i tell you how much i love green? money, nature, you, good things come in the color green

GAR: there was this one video game i really wanted, but before i could grab it the security guard tried to shoot at me and THEA: all i need is an address, a name and/or a photo of the person. anything else, my darling, you claim plausible deniability, do you understand me? also what was the name of the game, i've got my phone right here and my thumb's ready to click "add to bag" GAR: ......is it bad that i find that kinda hot?

CONNER: i just think that maybe thea shouldn't get so angry at the small stuff THEA: funny coming from the guy who's basically three years old and immediately responds to any insult with heat vision RACHEL: backs away in case Conner does in fact bring out the heat vision CONNER: three and a half, thank you very much.

GAR: *facing a mirror during training, sees Thea sneaking up behind him trying to play it cool* GAR: *turns to face away from the mirror hiding his smile* THEA: *evil smile and run to jump on Gar* GAR: *easily catches Thea and lifts her onto him for a piggyback ride* THEA: hey wait a minute GAR: *monotonous* ah i'm so scared, you really got me GAR: better? THEA: yes thank you (big smile) GAR: hold on tight spider-monkey THEA: nope *gets off and walks away*

(set during season 1 episode 5 where they're all showing off their powers. saw this on tumblr from user @tenpintsof-sundrop and loved it) TIGER!GAR: *growling* DICK: come get your fucking dog bitch!! THEA: *giggling* he don't bite TIGER!GAR: *still growling* DICK: yes he do!!!!!

so please if this sounds at all interesting to you, then check out thirteen (a gar logan x black!fem!OC book) on wattpad, with chapters uploading every week starting this week! should have the first episode up by this friday the 13th (spooky ooky i guess). and here's the link, don't fret

#gar logan #gar logan beast boy #teen titans #dc titans imagine #titans #dc titans #titans hbo max #beast boy #gar logan x reader #gar logan fanfiction #gar logan x black reader #fubu readers #x black reader #fubu writings #ryan potter #fubu fandom #fubu recs

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the-faultofdaedalus · 2 years

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ults fill for the stevetony games 2022, square: broken bones, challenge: incorrect quotes

mind the cut!

Steve’s sitting on his couch, aggressively winding duct tape around paper towels pressed hard to his arm, when he hears his door open, and shut. For one second, he freezes, heart rabbiting in his chest, thinking, god, fuck, really? More? before he hears whoever it is call out, voice low and drawling and gratingly familiar. “Captain?”

Steve scowls. Of course it’s him. Christ, does Stark not have any sense of privacy? This is his damn apartment, how the hell did he even get in. Even so, Steve has to resist the urge to curl into himself to try to hide, like he’s a damn kid with his hand caught in the cookie jar, manages to keep at what he’s doing even as he hears Stark step out of the hallway and into the dark living room, feels his gaze on him prickling over his skin.

“As much as your whole broody Lone Ranger shtick is attractive, in some sort of way,” Tony continues, stepping around the couch to look at Steve properly, “This is really pushing it.”

Steve grunts, doesn’t look at him. “Congratulations, you’ve found me alive. Now fuck off.”

“Darling—“

“No.” Steve bites out, “Stop fucking calling me that.”

“Captain,” Tony acquiesces, but makes his tone even more false sugary-sweet. Somehow, the proper title in that tone is worse than the sharpness around his darlings. Joke’s on Steve for thinking that maybe Tony would start respecting him any more after they’d started fucking. “You do know you need to see a doctor.”

Steve scoffs. Didn’t even try to hide it. “I’m sorry, is this our stab wound? Stay the fuck out of it.”

Tony sighs, and then…

Kneels down beside Steve. “It’s not.” He says, quieter than he ever is, “But regardless of your opinion of me, I do give a shit about you, so at the very least,” he pauses, holds his hand out, his face tight, jaw clenched, stubborn. “At least let me help patch you up.”

Steve hesitated for a second, but dropped the tape into Tony’s hand, hissed at the way unclenching it caused the bones in his hand to grind together, still not quite healed. Tony’s eyes were locked on his bad hand, and Steve frowned, shook it out, went to move it away from Tony so he could focus on packing the stab wound in his other arm like he apparently, for some reason, wanted to, but instead, Tony reached out to catch Steve around the wrist, grip gentle enough that it didn’t aggravate his injuries.

“Oh, darling.” Tony murmured, and the soft way he said it, this time, made something twist in Steve’s gut, not quite unpleasantly. “What’ve you gotten yourself into, now?”

He didn’t seem to expect an answer, because he didn’t look up at Steve, just finished his tediously careful inspect of Steve’s broken, bruised hand, and then… pressed a quick kiss to Steve’s knuckles, light enough that even with how torn up his knuckles were, it didn’t hurt, gently put it aside on the cough next to Steve, and then… also put the duct tape down, and reached behind himself, and…

Steve snorted, let his head fall back onto the couch, as Tony pulled a decently large first aid kit out from where he’d apparently dropped it on the way in, felt suddenly exhausted, or maybe it was just that Tony was here, and despite however Steve wanted to feel about that, Tony was safe. Safe as anything, safe as houses, and that meant…

That meant Steve could rest.

And with Tony here, maybe they could do a bit more than that.

#stevetony #steve's being bitchy but its fine he'll get over it #this IS a fill soely to get a bingo. what of it.#my writing

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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RoR Incorrect quotes#102 Make-over!

Eve*Coming to visit for mother-daughter time with you but catches you looking to that particular God/Fighter*You know, you should just go talk to him because he probably won't bite

F!Y/n*Jumps and looks at her and avoids eye contact with her*Oh! No, no. I can't-

Eve: Got a boyfriend back at home?~

F!Y/n: Please, you don't wanna know how my love life is in my world...

Eve: Well, have you ever considered, say, like...changing your hairstyle?

F!Y/n: Our barber only really knows how to do this and the crew cuts

Eve: So... - A barber?*Looks unimpressed guessing... it Adam's doing*

F!Y/n: He cut our Dad's hair,He cuts my Cain and Abel's hair And now he cuts my hair...Heh...Yup

Eve: You have such a beautiful face my child~*Chuckles at your confusion*You know, it's funny because I was actually on my way to the salon of this arena, Do you wanna come to check it out with me?

F!Y/n: For what?

Eve: For a hairdo...for a living person...in this century...In fact, I Know someone who can help with that*Smiles as she guides you thru the arena...to the god section*

In the food area, area gathered to enjoying the feast made by workers Eve told the boys to come and an Aphrodite told the god's to stay there...when the last person to arrive is You

F!Y/n*Enters as the doors are opened by the two beautiful women with the Makeover they got from the aphrodite's room, bringing out their best attributes, smiling widely as they wave at their gaping Rivals and Own Team...feeling confident*

Eve & Aphrodite*watching you enter nodding themselves proudly next to one another giving each other a crisp high-five*"I'm every woman~It's all in mee~I can read your thoughts right now~Every one from a to z~"

God's&Human's*Stare as you walk to their table with wide eyes, heart skipping seeing your new look*"I'll make love to you~ Like you want me too~And I'll hold you tight~Baby~

Adam*Stare in horror seeing new look*"It's the eeend of the world as we know it~It's-it's the eeend of the world as we know it~"

Adam*still in horror, feeling scared*...Where's Y/n?!

F!Y/n...I'm right here dad...

youtube

Hera*Looking as you walk by*"I kissed a girl and I like it~The taste of her cherry chapstick~"

Zeus*Frowns and nudges her shoulder*...

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