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housefriendships · 2 years
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*watching a YouTuber play a horror game about a stalker*
Hufflepuff: horror games always try to make some big thing with monsters and ghosts, but real life is terrifying on its own
Slytherin: seriously. I would take my chances with a fucking ghost over a human man any day
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year
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Sirius: Reg! What are you doing here?
Regulus: This is where James and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think of this outfit?
Sirius: Well, I don’t like it
Regulus: Really?
Sirius: It’s kinda slutty
Regulus: It’s yours
Sirius: ...Yeah well, I’m a slut
Regulus: Me too!
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thatsallshewrot3 · 5 months
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Another Round of Hogwarts Legacy Prompts✨:
MC in an abusive relationship and Sebastian steps in to protect her
MC sees the grim in divination and Sebastian and Ominis act over protective
Sebastian, Ominis, Natty, and Poppy are held captive and have to watch while MC fights either Ranrock or Rookwood
MC struggles with her ancient magic
MC goes dress shopping for the Yule ball
MC is a triwizard champion and Sebastian and Ominis are scared for her life
MC gets hurt in crossed wands
Sebastian accidentally hurts MC
MC locks herself in the room of requirements after fighting Ranrock and Sebastian and Ominis try to get through to her and pick up the pieces
MC is kidnapped and goes missing for several days until suddenly showing up and refusing to talk
MC falls into a coma
MC takes Sebastian outside to play in the snow
Ominis notices something is wrong with MC and he pushes him to go talk to her
MC gets hurt during quidditch
MC has to complete another trial and Sebastian tags along
Sebastian and Ominis find out all the dangerous stuff MC did
Sebastian and MC go swimming together
Sebastian and MC go on a picnic
Valentine’s Day with Sebastian
MC gets detention and Sebastian tries to get detention too so they can be together
MC is sad on her bday so Sebastian and Ominis plan a surprise party with all their friends
MC has to return to the orphanage but Sebastian is set on finding another option for her so he goes to Professor sharp and professor Weasley
MC rescues Sebastian and Ominis from dark wizards
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gay-moonstars · 4 months
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Snape is a horrible person and here is why
There is one fact in the books that destroys the whole argument for snape being a good/brave person. And that fact is Lily Evan’s was a kind person.
Lily and snape were friends before they even went to school, and then stayed friends for most of school before they went their separate ways. Why did they stop being friends you ask? bc snape was a bad person and lily finally realized it. she then got to be with James, realized that even tho he may be obnoxious, he’s a GOOD PERSON, then fell in love married and had harry.
Good Kind people will always give the benefit of the doubt. Lily knew snapes home situation and she excused his behavior bc of it. But finally when they were getting older and snape started having control over his own decisions lily saw that those decisions didn’t reflect who she thought snape was (a good person who was misunderstood).
Lilys best friend was snape, he was the only friend she had went she went back home! Hell the only person she could really talk to since her sister wouldn’t. Snape was a huge deal to Lily, she wouldn’t have just dropped him for any reason. I imagine she was pretty upset when she realized she’d have to not be friends with him anymore.
Let’s also remember Snape only switched sides bc he yet again didn’t get what he wanted. He did NOT care that harry or james was in harms way, he only cared that lily would be hurt. which is so fucking weird bc if he really loved lily he would have been happy that she found her soul mate in james. Would have not joined voldeys army, and he would have worked with james and sirius to fix their issues so that lilly could still be a friend in his life.
Anyways, snape was never a good guy, and never will be considering he was a 30 year old man who never got over high school drama. The character we could compare him best to is Ross from friends (and no ross was not a good guy either and rachel deserved better) And Lily evan’s being the icon she is had basically warned us about snape from the beginning.
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zetadraconis11 · 3 months
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HL Incorrect Quote #57
Garreth: I bet I can fit 15 chocolate frogs in my mouth.
Leander: You are a danger to society.
Sebastian: And a coward. Do 20.
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expecto-kedavra · 6 months
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Tbh Sebastian Sallow is a charming ass mf but irl I would FOR SURE try to fight him ALL THE TIME
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f i r s t | k i s s
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f i r s t | k i s s
Regulus gets teased for never having his first kiss, so his best friend helps him out , and breaks a few school rules along the way
warning and such: sort of angst, pretty fluffy, ass!hole!bartycrouchjr, not proofread idk
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"Bloody hell, Regulus! Tell me you're joking!" Barty looked at Regulus before doubling over with laughter, his cup of fire whiskey spilling all over the floor.
A decent number of people in the common room stopped at looked at the group of boys sitting around the fire before returning to the party. I could see from the other size of the room, the clenching of Regulus' jaw, his eyes scanning the room quietly, pausing on me for a moment before dropping his head and continuing to peeling the label off his bottle of mead.
Whatever was said was clearly intended as a joke, but the situation seemed to escalate. Barty quickly stopped laughing and tried to buddy up to the boy sitting next to him. A few younger girls even started flocking around, trying to get much too close for comfort to the boy. It didn't work, rather it seemed to make the situation much worse. Regulus set his bottle down and trudged up the stairs towards the boys dormitory, throwing a middle finger up behind his head at Barty who was begging him to stay and "lighten up" Even Evan was giving Barty shit for what just happened.
I couldn't help but watch the situation, feeling sorry for Regulus and butter at Barty, even though I have no idea what I just witnessed. I excused myself from conversation and made my way towards the staircase, only to be stopped by Evan.
"Leave him be, trust me."
"What the fuck was that all about?"
Evan opened his mouth and closed it again, looking around the room before grabbing my hand and leading me to the quietest corner.
"We we're just trying to have some fun, honest. But you know Barty...always takes shit a little too far."
"Evan?!"
"Regulus has never had his first kiss."
"What?!"
"Barty wanted him to 'take his pick' of the girls," he gestured to the girls who were now throwing themselves all over the remaining boys "but you know Reg..."
"That's disgusting!" My eyes met Barry's and his smile dropped once again. He knew he messed up, alcohol induced or not.
"Look, please don't tell him I told you...I'm sure he's-"
There was a loud, tell tale *crack* of apparition from upstairs before Evan and I looked at each other.
"Gone." we said in unison.
The next few days were tense, Barty tried to apologize to Regulus when he returned but was met with silence. The tension could be felt when they walked into the room, and poor Evan was caught in the middle of it.
"If you ask me, he's just being a twit about it! Just kiss someone and get it over with, eh?" Barty joked, throwing an arm over my shoulders at Lunch later that week.
"You're a pig, Crouch!" I threw his arm off of me, shuttering at the feeling.
"Oh come on, babe! Not you too! Don't be a prude, give us a kiss, yeah?!"
I tried to shove him off, but he had the upper hand. Before I knew it, he squealed like an actual pig, voice gone and hands shrinking drastically. I looked over at Sirius and Remus, who waved, wands still in hand.
"Thank you," I mouthed before getting up and going to join them.
"You okay?" Remus asked, handing me a piece of chocolate.
"All thanks to my knights in shinning armor!"
"What was that all about anyway?"
"Umm,"
We watched at the Slytherin table, McGonagall was coming over to undo the spells. A few students had told her what happened, and she promptly ushered him out of the great hall, dragging him by his ear. They passed Regulus in the doorway, who looked just as confused as everyone else. His eyes scanned the room again, giving a sheepish nod in my direction, though I think it was intended for his brother. He collected Evan and they walked out.
"Don't worry about it. Listen, can you guys help me with something?"
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I felt confident with the spell after only a few days. Remus and Sirius had already had one in place, and we agreed on the 'don't ask, don't tell' mantra. Now, all that was left to do was put the plan into play.
"Hey, Pandora,"
"Oh, hello y/n. Would you like to sit and have dinner with us? I'm sorry to hear about Barty, what an awful young man!"
"Hopefully we got that taken care of! I actually have something I have to go take care of, but I was wondering if you could pass along a note for me?"
"Of course, love! Who should I give this too?"
"Regulus...please."
"Will he know what to do with it?"
"Yes. Thank you, Pandora!"
"Anytime!"
Merlin, I love her!
I made my way towards the Astronomy tower and waited. Impressively, I wasn't nervous or anxious. I figured this could only go one way, but even if it ended badly, it wouldn't actually be bad. My thoughts were interrupted by footsteps on the stairs behind me.
"You know, there are much closer places to talk!"
"Ahh, but this is half the fun, isn't it Reggie!"
"What...what fun?"
"Where's your favorite place in the whole world?" He shrugged. "Come on, it's not a trick question"
"New York City- Central Park but only when it's-"
I held out my hand, wand in the other and smiled at him.
"You're taking the piss out of me, aren't you?"
"We'll be gone 5 minutes."
"You've gone mental!"
"Don't you trust me?"
He groaned, taking my hand and holding his breath. In the blink of an eye we landed, dead center of Central Park. The street lights were just coming on, and there were hardly any people around.
"What are you playing at? We can't apparate and disapparate at school, how did you even-"
I grabbed his hand, working my fingers in between his. He looked around cautiously. PDA was still something he highly detested, and affection still made him nervous.
"Reggie, I know what Barty said to you, during the last Slytherin party..."
"Oh, for fucks sake! I don't want to talk about it!"
He tried to leave, but I pulled him back. I pulled my wand out and pointed it at the light we stood under. It flickered before a small cloud formed and it because to rain.
"What are you playing at?"
"I wanted to give you the option. Of course you can say no, but if you..wanted..your..first..kiss.. to be with someone who loves you- unconditionally..."
I could see a beautiful color wash over his cheeks behind his hair which beginning to flatted in the rain. He shyly put his hands on my waist and looked up at me, somewhere between asking for permission and what to do next.
"You really did all of this? For me?"
"Of course I did!" My hands now resting on either side of his face.
"And this won't change anything between us?"
I smiled and shook my head. I watched Reg take a deep breath, hold tightly to my back and then-
It was soft, and sweet. We pulled away slowly, and he let his lips linger for a moment. First kiss and already a tease?! Bloody hell! I feel sorry for the girl who falls in love with him!
"Sorry," he chuckled. I put a hand on the back of his neck, encouraging him to keep his head down, our foreheads pressed together. "Can I- can we umm"
"Yeah!" I smiled, pulling him in for another kiss.
The second one was just as sweet, just a little longer and with more meaning behind it.
What are friends for?
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penguinparty88 · 9 months
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Minerva: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Filius: Strong.
Pomona: Weak.
Severus: An idiot, is what your are.
Filius, to Severus: When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Severus: *thinking*
Severus: 1984.
Pomona: 1984…?
Severus: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Minerva out so I let her hug me.
Severus: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Pomona: You left me, Minerva, and Filius in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Severus: I did that on purpose, try again.
Pomona: What's your greatest fear?
Minerva: Being forgotten.
Pomona: ...
Pomona: Damn, that's deep.
Pomona: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...
Severus, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Minerva, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.
Severus: I’m terrible at expressing myself.
Pomona: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Severus: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
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wishuponaunicornhorn · 2 months
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🗡️ Enemies to Lovers ❤️
"I could tear you apart.... If I wanted to.."
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cukrkandl · 2 months
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headcanon that transmasc evan and transfem pandora both realized they were trans around the same time and so they just... switched. and none of their family ever realized and they just live their lives like that
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niabridges · 2 months
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Serpents & Valentines
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A cute short 2-part fanfic for the upcoming Valentine's Day. When a Slytherin girl plays Cupid, it's bound to backfire. Love conquers all...with a healthy dose of Slytherin chaos. Nervous, blushing Sebastian Sallow. AO3 | Wattpad
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weirdraccoon · 9 months
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Slytherin MC *after sneaking into the Ravenclaw common room*: WHAT! They got they're own bathroom! And a private roof? And is that a telescope? And why does it feel bigger than our common room? Maybe I should've told the hat to put me with the nerds when it asked.
Ominis: The fact that you'd pretend to be a Ravenclaw only because of the benefits of their common room proves that you're in the right house.
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Ravenclaw: Today is like there's rock bottom... Fifty feet of crap. Then me.
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kind-hufflepuff · 7 months
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AIR BENDER SIRIUS BLACK
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zetadraconis11 · 29 days
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We know what all HL characters are like personality and behavior but how do you think they behave when they are at MC's home for the first time and meet their parents?
Oh boy. So personally, my MC, Estelle, has been an orphan since she was a baby. So she doesn't know who her actual parents are, and she was raised in an orphanage for fifteen years.
Now, in the bigger picture, for all the MCs out there that have families and parents, I'm sure they'd all be polite. If MC is muggle-born, I'm sure the whole group of friends would try to not act too crazy in front of the family to unnerve. To give the family a good impression of magicfolk. They would TRY to be on their best behavior. Ominis would probably be the most proper, Natty and Amit would be delightfully polite and curious. Poppy would also be nice and probably try to acquaint with any pets MC families have. Sebastian and Garreth would be the most curious about the Muggle things, I'd say. They'd probably ask the most questions, wanting to know more about this other world.
But if Sebastian and Garreth come up with a crazy idea, then you'd best hope it doesn't end up as a fiery disaster. Don't leave them alone near a Muggle gas stove, lol.
Garreth: So this is a gas stove...
Sebastian: Apparently you just light a match and stick it close to the stove.
Garreth: ...So...hypothetically, what do you think would happen if we used Confringo instead to light the stove?
Sebastian:
*a minute later*
MC: We were gone for only a little bit! How did you-?!
Sebastian, covering in soot: Our curiosity blew up in our faces.
Garreth, also covered in soot and repairing the exploded stove and kitchen: Literally.
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expecto-kedavra · 10 months
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Poached Egg
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