#hoe thoughts

[paperweight91]

Chelsea, I have a very important question for you: do you think Lloyd prefers you warm his cock with your mouth or your cunt? A hoe needs to know!

Also his eyelashes are so obscene 😩

I’m sorry I was distracted…what was the question?!?!

Right, so cockwarming I feel like is Lloyd’s favourite activity.

Generally he’s not too bothered which hole he gets as long as it’s warm and ready. Ya know?

Buuuut there are times when he has a preference and I’m going to say it’s mouth.

Why? Well you didn’t ask but I’m going to tell you anyways 🤣

it’s the tears for him, how you work yourself up waiting for him to give you permission to move. The fact that he can watch your eyes glaze over as he pets your head. It’s the dazed look you get and watching the drool slip from around his cock.

But most importantly, when he’s had his fill of warming, and he pulls himself free he can pull you on his chest and sink into your sweet tight heat and just take you.

Thank you for this wonderful hoe thought! I will be busy for the next little bit, no one ask questions!

#hoe thoughts #lloyd hansen #lloyd hansen x reader #stargazingfangirl18 #this thought was brought to you by Siri #and Lloyd #living rent free in my head #paperweightanswers

[thesargasmicgoddess]

On today's episode of "Dirty Thoughts at the Gym"....

Leg day is important for developing those won't-fall-off-his-face muscles.

And reverse cowgirl skills. Cause you know I can't ever let RC go 🤣🤣

#gym #hoe thoughts #me #im so sore #leg day #new content

[cevansbaby-dove]

im a sucker for Chris Evans

Like..I'm reading smut on Wattpad of him and writers make him like he's a god (he is shut up Karen! haha) But damn his voice. Thinking of him moaning in my ear...sweetness I need holy water with these thoughts in my mind! Like...damn daddy I'm in love!

oh to be that lint....🤤 Im dead now...

#rail me #chris evans #hoe thoughts #smutty thoughts #chris evans daddy #im in love with him

[rhysee]

when they say 'fuckkkk' or 'shitttt'

that's when you know you're a good girl

🫦

#random thoughts #hoe thoughts #omg i'm a hoe #male voice #anime men #blue lock boys #haikyuu boys #vivi.z #jjk men #anime daddys

[barnesdjarin]

#ur covered in blood?? like some kind of slut?? 

#bucky barnes #buckybarnesedit #marvel #sebastian stan #mcuedit #catws #cacw #tfatws #marveledit #mcu #dailybuckybarnes #all i thought when making this was 'the hoes gonna love this' #usermalin #tusermerc #tuseraud #userelio #usersvenja #usernowz #tusershay #useraurore #useralison #usersaoirse #usersilk #tuserlaurie #gifs*

[will-and-lester-defense-squad]

Kronos should be embarrassed because imagine having millennia to come up with a perfect plan to get back at your kids for cutting u into a million pieces and throwing u into Tartarus, and that plan hinges on a barely functioning adolescent son of a secondary god with daddy issues.

#like?? #no wonder ur plan failed at least get yourself a big 3 kid or two?? #u choose a son of HERMES??? #u deserve what u get then hoe #luke castellan #percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv show #percy jackson and the olympians #f’s pjo show thoughts #f’s post

[moeblob]

"Abduct is SUCH A strong word, pal! But yes."

#fe three houses #yuri leclerc #balthus von albrecht #bernadetta von varley #so i kept hearing someone say the hoes are in shambles and i tried to find out its origins after i started to draw this #and then google told me did you mean the vibe is in shambles so im like WHAT i mean MAYBE #so then it told me the economy was in shambles and I am just WHAT ???????????????????? you have got to be kidding me #i really thought the hoes were in shambles was a meme but its memeing on a meme i should have known #in other news hello i dont know most memes im really stupid and i dont watch enough to know the origins

[holylulusworld]

Follow up: I believe cavill's sherlock would be ready to go anytime anywhere for his wife. Like horny as a rabbit ready. Just take her against any surface where anyone might hear them. Im sure he makes it impossible for her to not keen out in pleasure. Bonus: he loooves drawing her naked.

Im sorry i need a cold shower rn-

Yes... *nods eagerly*

NSFW thoughts...

You can't fight him. He's taller, stronger, and determined to get inside of you.

Wherever and whenever he wants Sherlock turns you into a blabbering mess.

He doesn't care if anyone sees or hears you.

If he wants to get his hands on you, Sherlock won't stop until you are filled with his cock.

#sherlock holmes ask #lulu answers #hoe thoughts #same nonnie #sherlock holmes thirst #thirst post #lulu answers with a story

[thesargasmicgoddess]

Today I learned...

That the original version of Little Red Riding Hood was basically a hoe-shaming story designed to warn attractive young women away from taking off their clothes for strangers and getting into bed naked with men before marriage. 🤣🤣🤭🤭

Me: *Looks at self in mirror* and thinks:

"I've got the taking my clothes off for strangers thing down. Now...how shall I rock a Little Red Riding Hoe outfit? 🤣"

Clearly, the allegorical lessons of fairy tales are lost on me. I would have been eaten by the wolf. 🤣😬🤷🏻‍♀️🐺

Link to the original red riding hood story:

#hoe fairytales #funny #hoe thoughts

[lord-westley]

Whenever there are no customers and no tasks to complete, i leave behind drawings everywhere at work

#the first pic #i drew as a joke cause the printer never works #and we joke how we will get venegence on day #my coworkers all went “GASP” #“you need to put one on the soap dispener. it always causes me issues” #“put one on the tape gun. it makes me wanna kms” - 65yro manager #so i drew two more #then thought id draw superbat #Batman #the batman 2022 #superbat #superman #i work at See's Candies #heckin love it here #despite hoe STUPID OLD PEOPLE ARE #ISTG IF I WASH THE GLASS #THEN AN OLD PERSON TOUCHES IT TAPPING IT EITH THEIR NASTY COUGH COVERED FINGERS #saying “i want that” #I WILL BECOME A FRICKEN SUPERVILLAIN #SHOVE A TABLE LEG UP SO FAR UP THEIR ASS #SURGEONS WILL HAVE TO HIRE A DENTIST #TO GET RID OF THE SPLINTERS IN THEIR GUMS #anyways hahahaha #i love my job

[sugawhaaa]

pls omg, i'm begging for a changbin smut audio

!!!CHANGBIN SMUT AUDIO!!!

I hope this quenches your thirst for changbin 😋

Reminder this is just for pure imagination and is not intended for anything else.

#skz changbin #skz scenarios #skz imagines #skz fanfic #skz x reader #skz smut #skz hyunjin #skz fluff #skz hard thoughts #skz hard hours #skz #stray kids smut #stray kids #for u hoes

[albed-hoe]

I'M GOING CRAZY HOYO NEEDS TO STOP BEING SO GOOD AT MAKING CUTE LITTLE TWINKS I LOVE GA-MING ALREADY

#albed hoe thoughts #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x male reader #genshin impact x male reader #gaming x reader #gaming x male reader #gaming x y/n