#hitman!au

[criscura]

People have been asking about the hitman!AU in Risky Business, and it makes me so happy 😭❤️❤️ I figured I'd mention that I have a shit ton of other AUs I'm low-key thinking about all the time too, if anyone is interested:

Prodigal prince pirate AU: Saitama and Genos were betrothed princes as children, but while Genos is away at a finishing school, the rest of the royal family is assassinated. The powers that be let the rumor spread that Genos died too so that he's not hunted out. Not long after he stops contacting anyone from home and the kingdom falls into the hands of whatever nobles are left. Over the years Saitama misses him more and more, resigned to having lost him, until he hears whispers that the prince has come home to port. He goes to he dock asking for a skinny dandelion of a boy...only to be greeted by a massive, sun-kissed man with one glass eye and half his limbs made from metal. It's his smile, though, that gives him away. The "mysterious sailor" is folded into the royal guard that Saitama captains while they figure out how to get Genos back to his rightful place as king...and try to make up for the time stolen from them. Church AU: Genos, having survived the car crash that killed her parents, is taken in by her sweet Uncle Kuseno in a small suburb. She's furious with everything and everyone--including herself--and doesn't know how to move on. He's tried everything he can think of to help her, and in a last ditch effort, suggests that she comes to church with him. He promises the pastor is a great (having been an ex-convict makes him far more accepting than most), but if she doesn't like it, she never needs to come back. Said pastor stops her from nearly punching out one of the other churchgoers who bothers her about her prosthetics. Instead of kicking her out, though, he shows her better form so she doesn't hurt herself. She asks to learn more from him, and he says she can help at the church, if she likes. She does. Along the way she discovers he's just as haunted by his past as she is, and wonders if maybe, possibly, just a little, she can't help him too.

Summer Lovin' (Peeping tom): It's so easy to make money online nowadays, if that's all you do. So Saitama does. He streams, he makes Tiktoks, he's got an OnlyFans... You say it's got a payout and Saitama's there. It's enough to cover his share of the rent for the house he's got with King and Mumen along with getting him some good food every now and again, and that's all he can ask for. The neighborhood's pretty nice too--especially when that gorgeous college kid across the street comes home for the summer. He doesn't expect, though, for said gorgeous kid to start talking to him one day, or want to hang out with him, or help make videos, or spend all day goofing off at the beach with him... He's so smart--he's some biology major, right?--and so bashful Saitama doesn't even know how to make a move on him. Would he even get it if he tried? It would be easier if Genos wasn't so damned innocent. Oh well. He's gotta get home to make that request video for that mystery man who's been throwing cash at his OF lately. Oh, and he should tell Genos about that weird hole in his blinds one day...

Dog Days, Summer Nights: In the mountain in the woods in a thunderstruck temple live a blasphemous priest and a cunning fox, devoted more to each other than any god they may say they pray to. But they are powerful, and many a man, woman, and child owe their life to the blessings from the pair. Visitors who've braved the walk to their doorstep wonder that there are pups there, small and sharp-toothed, who look like any other creature of the forest--but as they slip from the corner of your vision, do so on two legs and two arms, giggling with the voice of a child. Those same visitors say they felt always watched there...and it is safer to assume that they were. Where kits go, their parents are close to follow, and only a fool would get between a beast and their babe.

Yes these were almost all started for porn. No they aren't fully developed. Y E S I daydream intensely about them as bedtime stories. No I do not feel guilty that I have no idea about key features in some of them because they are cute and make my heart go dokidoki. Also I'm sure you can pick out each AU's particular kink XD

#one punch man #one punch #opm #genos #saitama #genosai #saigenos #precious robot baby #egg on legs #egg on all fours #Risky Business #hitman!au #prince!au #church!au #summer lovin!au #that's clunky but it's really what it is..... #it's just so fucking soft and fluffy T0T #oh geeze i forgot extracurricular #i'll add it later ;;;;

[ohposhers]

So I am obsessed with @lemony-and-zesty 's Hitman John Dory AU and ended up drawing a bunch of fanart of it i am crying ty for such a sweet AU I love JD's design so much im going crazy I hope I drew the character interactions ok!! I had to guess a little so I apologize if I got anything wrong </3

#trolls #trolls world tour #trolls band together #john dory trolls #chaz trolls #bruce trolls #floyd trolls #hitman!john dory #im actually obsessed with this au i want to know everything about it #my art #fuck it #chazdory #chazdory trolls

[tibby-art]

hitman au scribbles i miss my wife

#id like to add other hermits to the au but im kind of stumped lol #convexian hitman au #grian #goodtimeswithscar #art tag

[sqmei]

This is @lemony-and-zesty au (hii I lowkey like your au🔥 I want to see more)

#hitman john dory #trolls john dory #trolls chaz #john dory #chaz #trolls #trolls au #hitman john dory au #trolls band together #trolls world tour

[hritika13-tamboli]

J𝑒𝑜𝑛 J𝑢𝑛𝑔𝑘𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑓𝑖𝑐 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑠 2...

Series :

Day by day @hansolmates

Summary : a series of drabbles about two best friends raising a child together

Aim for the heart @writemywaytoyourheart

Summary : Jeon Jungkook is an infamous hitman, known for his inability to fail at whatever job is thrown his way. At least, up until now. Y/n, a kind-hearted and full of life teacher, is his newest target. Jeon isn’t sure who would put a hit on this seemingly innocent girl, but fortunately, that isn’t his problem. All he has to do is pull the trigger.

Bedeviled @writemywaytoyourheart

Summary : Money. Fame. Power. Love. Health. Courage. Strength. Humans will trade their souls for anything, unaware of how their selfish desires will fade away as they do; growing feeble and pathetic, until there's nothing left but the ghost of their youth, cowering in a corner until old age disposes of it.  Convincing yourself to go to the Underworld? Easy... Walking through to get something that you've waited many years for, accompanied by a demon that will stop at nothing to make sure your soul belongs to him? Maybe not so much. Making deals with the devil is a tricky business; one you might not have realized could end in something much more painful than death itself if you make a single mistake.

Animal - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 @cutaepatootie

Summary : “I don’t want to go without telling something.” The girl frown looking at the old man “What do you mean, Mr. Jeon?” “I don’t want to die without telling someone about her,” he says, his voice softening when he says ‘her’. “I don’t want to disappear without the world knowing about her and what she did for me.” “About her?” the girl frowns. Maybe his daughter? His sister? The man turns his head and faces the girl, a soft, distant smile plastered on his lips. The gesture is nostalgic, sad, almost loving. “Y/N,” he murmurs, the name rolling off his lips softly, just as softly as the waves of the sea roll over the sand. “Her name was Y/N.”

One-shot :

The habits of the broken heart @softykooky

Summary : jungkook and you are soulmates. so says the matching crescent moons on both your wrists. however, things are never as easy as they seem, and you are quick to learn that falling in love with someone who does not believe in love is a one-way ticket to heartbreak.  alternatively, “You still are, you know. Worth it.” You release a shaky breath. “But I was stupid to think that I am too.”

Something in the heir @hisunshiine

Summary : The king of your empire will be leaving soon to head off to fight against Soiros, a foreign enemy, and his seven knights of the order of Bangtania will lead the way. One of the seven, Jeon Jungkook, with his dark eyes and easy smile, is someone you long for. Children believe he has slain dragons, and adults think he’s killed over one thousand Soirian soldiers. Everyone thinks he is a heartbreaker, making his way through every unwed wench in the land...but all he wants is you.

Miracle of the season @cybrsan

Summary : Cast out of Heaven after a painful betrayal, you find yourself having to navigate the intricacies of human life without any guidance from the Creator or the family you have always known. Things only get worse as the holiday season reaches its peak, with reminders of the life you left behind everywhere you look. When a familiar face pops up, you aren’t sure whether to consider it a blessing or a curse.

Amortentia @jungkxook

Summary : jungkook loves everything strawberry but the simple pleasure is always kept hidden, stowed away as if some hideous secret to protect the rumours that had built up around him — until a love potion outs him.

Black magic   @hansolmates

Summary : a witch with an ambition for learning, you stumble across a crushing spell in the middle of the forbidden section. of course you have to try it out! what happens when the crushing spell not only has jeon jungkook crushing on you, but you crushing on him?

(Un)crushed    @hansolmates

Summary : you’ve liked jungkook for the longest time, but you believe it’s time to cut the cord—literally 

What's wrong?  @oddinary4bts

Summary : Reader overhears Jungkook talk to his friends and mention how she’s always clinging on to him and doesn’t let him breathe sometimes and that she’s annoying because she’s too loud and energetic. When he comes back home she acts the complete opposite and tries to avoid him without letting him know what’s going on, until he realises that he actually prefers her clingy and loud🥺

High demand @bunnyhugs77

Summary : modern day Romeo and Juliet

Coin toss @yoondoze

Summary : you and jeongguk go way back, even before you were the menacing duo many knew you to be, even before he brought you into the mafia and left you there to join the city’s detective agency. a call for cooperation comes out of a common enemy, requiring the two of you to reconcile for one last mission.

#bts ff recs #jeon jungkook #angst #smut #fluff #jeon jungkook ff #jk #jk ff #jungkook ff #jeon Jungkook recs #jeon Jungkook masterlist #jungkook recs #jungkook fic recs #jungkook x reader #jungkook #btsff #bts #hitman jungkookff #devil jungkook #dad jungkook #angel jungkook #witch au #bts series #bts oneshot #witch jungkook #bts jungkook

[the-skeleton-in-ur-closet]

<3

it’s ok it’s just a little.

#oh right pap hasn’t made an appearance yet #compared to normal swap!pap he’s much sweeter and shy #he runs a small flower shop and thanks to his knowledge #he’s gotten real good at hiding bodies/evidence #well not that he’d ever need that knowledge of course… #my!art #undertale #undertale au #underswap #sans #papyrus #hitman code:blue

[kiwisbell]

helen [joel miller] ; masterlist

Si vis pacem, para bellum. Or, a retired hitman returns to the fold.

my masterlist

pairing: joel miller x f!reader

tags/warnings: 18+ (MDNI), hitman!joel, husband!joel, graphic violence throughout, established relationship, artist!reader, love as worship (and a little bit of blasphemy), injuries, murder, revenge, cars, smut (individual warnings in chapter tags), fluff, angst angst angst (i mean it), joel is an idiot, heartache, healing, forgiveness, threats of rape/SA, mob activities, secrecy + lies, childhood/religious trauma, grovelling, the typical alcohol/smoking/profanity, erotic paintings, beautiful header by @tieronecrush, the john wick AU nobody asked for

a/n: this miniseries has been a passion project of mine for so long and i'm beyond thrilled to finally announce it! this is uncharted territory in lots of ways, so i hope you'll be kind and i hope above all that you'll enjoy this fic <33

chapters:

one ; dear joel two ; lure the wolf three ; the red circle four ; nowhere to run five ; be seeing you epilogue ; daisy

read on ao3!

extras:

moodboard by @cavillscurls

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painting in header: "Hug" by Marijana Rakićević (2015)

#kiwisbell's fics #joel miller #joel miller fic #joel miller fanfic #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller x reader #joel miller smut #joel miller fluff #joel tlou #the last of us #john wick #john wick au #the last of us au #joel miller au #hitman!joel

[mochidoodle]

I gave high school Hibari a haircut and now he’s a delinquent heartthrob 💕 🐥 🏫

(We never saw the gang go to high school so I made them brand new uniforms, too)

#hibari kyoya #hibari kyouya #khr #katekyo hitman reborn #sawada tsunayoshi #gokudera hayato #yamamoto takeshi #miura haru #sasagawa kyouko #kurokawa hana #KHR HS #I want to make this a series #call it KdramaHR #for Hibari’s kdrama hair #namimori high AU

[thatoneuserwho]

I fricken love @lemony-and-zesty ‘s John Dory Hitman AU!! He’s so scrunckly

I mayyyy have mistakenly given him booty shorts on my first draft but(t hehe) I think it suits him a bit :)

#trolls john dory #hitman au John Dory #John dory hit man au #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls au #hitman!john dory

[cherrirui-official]

Awe yeah Hitman JD art (+ semi-unrelated doodle bc I wanted to put something over the cut)

!! Blood warning for the art under the cut !!

@lemony-and-zesty HI I stumbled upon your Hitman John Dory au while looking at trolls fanart and I'm SO NORMAL abt him!!!! I just had to draw him I hope that's okay

#HIS DESIGN IS SO COOL AUUGHJSJGDUS!! THE GUY EVER!!! #he could kill me and he should /j /lh #theres so many amazing john dory aus ive seen on here fr fr #hitman jd is definitely one of my faves tho #also yall forgive me i havent drawn trolls in uhhhhh idk how many years im a bit rusty #I was gonna say more put its late where i am and im eepy sorry chat #trolls #trolls world tour #trolls band together #trolls john dory #trolls chaz #hitman!john dory #cherris canvas #cw blood #tw blood #speaking of blood idk what blood color trolls have but id like to think it depends on the type of troll #(pop has pink blood. funk has purple blood. etc etc)

[nibscrawls]

#holoen #ceres fauna #nibblin' scribblin' #// #kfm mafia hitman detective au #«placeholder until i think of something else :] #also they're human in this so no horns wings or scales for any of em 😔

[criscura]

I read your Risky Business fanfic and I think Flirt from Neffex fits the entire vibe perfectly. You know, the "we casually have sex but alas I'm actually falling for you well shit oh fuck" type of thing.

Oh my fucking GOSH???? YES???? YES YOU'RE SO RIGHT??!!! THANK YOU???!! "I don't wanna think, I just want to play/Keep me underneath the sheets while we sleep all day" "Hope I don't upset you/I miss laying in bed too/Your head on my chest you/Were never second best, boo" "Got me fallin' man, it hurts, yeah, it hurts so bad/All in and it's worth everything I have"

The edgy club music and like....forced bravado trying but fucking failing to cover up the sweet fluffy YEARNING. The give and take of it..... Like it hardcore fits for Saitama--he'd fucking abandon everything if Genos said he wanted to settle down and I don't know that he's even aware of it--but Genos too! He doesn't want to admit how hard he's plummeted down that lovey dovey hole 😭😭😭 If he acknowledges that Saitama makes him happy, then he has to admit he has something to look forward to; and if he has something to look forward to, well, there's something to plan around; and if he has something that makes him want to set up long-term plans, he can't bank on not making it too far past his 20s so all the shit he feels awful about will truly haunt him forever and he needs to start changing now and for fuck's sake he can barely handle thinking about everything he's been through as is--

They both want a soft life so BAD but they're terrified their pasts won't let them have it TT0TT ((fuck, though.... "Look up in the mirror, seeing clearer for our first time/Just a couple sinners, man, I wish I could reverse time"? Like that IS Saitama. For however many years he was so hopeless he didn't bother wanting much. Then all of a sudden here's this bitchy blonde bastard who explodes into his heart like a meteor, lighting up everything he never knew he wanted in such stark contrast that he couldn't HELP but wish he could go back for a fresh start with Genos to live the sort of life he's dreamt about and that his baby deserves >< GOOOOSSSSSHHH I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCCCHHHAAAAAA))

#i get so fucking emotional about this au #hhHHHHHHHH #i mean i guess I get emotional about all of them....... #BUT STILL FUCK THEY'RE BOTH SO SAD #fic #risky business #uhhh #i know i have a tag for these kinds of asks but I can't remember what it is >< #so it'll just have to #OH #hitman!au #that's not the tag but that is how I refer to this au

[aliyme]

What if they knew each other, way before tsuna’s flame got sealed?

Maybe because Tsuna is Giotto’s exact copy, they would have a deeper connection than the other Vongola bosses and their descendants

Maybe just maybe, their combine hyper will flame made it posible for Giotto to meet his great great grandson

But who knows, I’m just messing around I guess haha

Close up of them

#khr #katekyo hitman reborn #khr tsuna #Khr Giotto #sawada tsunayoshi #vongola primo #giotto #how to make bg???? help??? #au #my style #I think baby tsuna would asume Giotto is his real father #cause daddy issues #would he be a good dad ?? idk #also I’m sorry about the sketches I’ve been so busy with homework lately

[tibby-art]

walk and talk

#idrk what theyre doing here i just wanted to draw them looking cool af together #i think theyre hitmen arguing over when and where they should kill that guy over there #or maybe theyre just debating who had the best pranks on hermitcraft. who can say.. #grian #cubfan135 #goodtimeswithscar #convex #convexian #desert duo #grub #hermitcraft #1k #convexian hitman au #art tag

[rayshippouuchiha]

OMG!!!!!

Sawada!Ed dealing with Hibari

I don’t know who’d win but they have fought more than once and will continue to do so

(Ed was trained by Izumi but Hibari is Hibari)

I vote they constantly tie just because it'd piss them both of so so much.

Because Hibari is Hibari

But Ed is also Ed

And something about being reborn into a really funky new world means that he's somehow even more Ed.

Which is gonna make things even more chaotic once Hibari gets around to attempting to stake a claim on Tsuna.

#RayRambles #Full Metal Sky AU #KHR #FMA #katekyo hitman reborn

[theminecraftbee]

concept someone should do something with: hey didn’t iskall have a hitman bit? au where iskall is a hitman hired to kill the powerful mob boss, beef. however, for Reasons, iskall ends up instead being like, beef’s weird hitman neighbor instead of like. actually killing him. shenanigans ensue.

#hermitcraft #vintagebeef #iskall85 #LIKE A HITMAN/MOB BOSS AU HERE HAS POTENTIAL IS WHAT IM SAYING.