#hisoka amorou

[cherryskyies]

How lonely it is, loving you

hisoka x reader || gender neutral reader

no warnings, just wish I could tell you how writing this makes me feel.

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He stands in front of you, drenched from the storm outside, but you can still see the blood stains on his shirt.  “Why’d you do it, Hisoka?” you ask, knowing the answer isn’t what you wish to hear from the man. “Don’t even answer that, just leave.” 

You go to shut the door, but his foot is in the way, keeping it open enough to still see you. “It’s who I am, we have been over this a thousand times. Why can’t you accept it?” he’s defeated, you can hear it in his voice, see it in his posture — hell, it’s written across his face. “Can I come in?” he’d never been a man to ask of anything,much  preferring to take what he wants, when he wants it.

A clap of thunder shakes the ground and for a brief moment, you can see his eyes. He is tired, standing outside the door to your shared home, soaked to the bone and freezing. 

“Okay,” is all you give him, releasing the door and stepping aside, allowing him to enter. “Don’t walk any further, you’ll drench the place. I’ll get you a towel.” 

Hisoka towers over you, a ghost of a smile decorates his lips as he watches you walk away to grab him something — he’s not sure what, having been too focused on your face to listen. Your brows were creased in what he would assume was annoyance when you opened the door, but as your eyes peered up at him full of worry, he knew that wasn’t the case. He knows he doesn’t deserve to have you worry about him, but he’s thankful. Hisoka isn’t sure what he’ll do when the day you don’t answer your door, let him in, and care for him comes.

He feels himself get hit with something, you watch the confused look turn appreciative. It was a towel, you threw him a towel. “I said don’t move, idiot. You got my floor all wet.”  you lecture, pretending to be upset. “Now you owe me a hundred bucks, because that’s what it’s going to cost to steam clean the place.” 

Hisoka does smile this time, a hundred dollars was a penny to him. “You know I’d give you anything, owed or not,” he responds, drying his hair with the towel before wrapping it around his clothed body and making his way to your bathroom. “Give you the stars if I could.”

You trail after him and he strips naked, throwing his wet clothes in the hamper. You’ve seen him naked more times than you can count, but you suppose that’s what ten years gets you. “I was joking, Hiso. I don’t need your money, just you.”

And maybe that’s why your relationship with Hisoka — whatever it may be, hurts as much as it does. He can not promise himself to you the way you do him, so he attempts to fill that void with material things. 

The shower is on and he steps inside, steam fills the bathroom, but you stay sitting on the closed toilet across from the shower, knowing he doesn’t like to be alone unless he is without you.

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[mamayan]

★LOVE★

Darling! Hisoka Morow x Yandere! Reader

cw: NSFW • Obsessive/Possessive Themes • Fem! Reader • Noncon turned Dubcon • Yandere Themes • Murder • Emotional Instability • Yandere! Reader • Drug usage • HC • PIV

This is not “reader” inclusive as I’d assume nearly 99.9% of you do not exhibit true yandere traits. This is written with a female yandere in mind. No other physical descriptors will be used, but “reader” will have psychological descriptors and habits which will likely not match the majority. Please keep this in mind while reading. Thank you!

To become so obsessed with a psychotic mass murdering clown magician like Hisoka, you’d need to be a special breed. Harley Quinn style if you will, but incorporating an even more massively unhealthy level of adoration and blindness.

Since Hisoka is a whimsical sociopath and amoral character, it’d likely attract someone that is… surprisingly selfless and mildly antisocial. His attitude and way of life likely trigger feelings of envy and jealousy at first within you. Why does he get to be so carefree? Why can’t you just slaughter your entire place of work when they piss you off?

So starts the morbid curiosity. Who is Hisoka Morow?

You’d see him in passing a time or two, maybe you’d even witness him kill or target an individual in battle. You’d stay undetected by Hisoka. This requires great skill in nen-ability and you’d likely be a pro-Hunter or something along those lines. You’d need to be incredibly powerful and a good strategist to have Hisoka as a darling. Specializing in stealth/tracking/spying would all do you well in aiding to observe stalk Hisoka.

He’d take a life so easily it’d stun you. His lack of remorse after even more. How does he feel so little? Why is he so easily aroused in battle? Why can’t you look away? Rationality will need to take a backseat in this budding crush you have. It won’t bloom into what you call “love” until he does something that speaks to you personally.

It’ll be entirely mundane too.

He’ll do one thing that will capture your heart. Maybe it’s when he spares Gon and Killua. He’d claim it’s because they’ll make worthy opponents later. You’ll see it as something else.

Once your feelings for him are established, it’s impossible to find fault with him anymore. Everything he does is perfect, utterly adorable and fascinating, and he’s a silly kitten who can do no wrong in your mind. His clawed finger nails are proof that the most harm he can do is claw up some curtains.

Hisoka is constantly on the move, traveling often and usually very light. He does have a few spaces he uses more like storage than actual living quarters. This where you spend time when you aren’t observing him. Going through his things, envisioning a future with him, imagining him tied to the bed.

You’ll be delusional but no so much you believe you can have him without force. Wild cats are hard to tame after all, and a superiority complex over Hisoka will begin to develop the longer you watch and learn about him. You’ll likely have dug up all the skeletons of his past. You believe you know him best, who else understands him so well but you?

This dig includes any lovers or even potential lovers. They’re in the way and need to be gotten rid of. You can’t let them ruin him now can you?

Finding all of his past lovers isn’t easy, especially without alerting him to anything suspicious at first. Thankfully, despite his track record of murders, his love life is stale at best. A few hookups when he was younger, no long term relationships, but he does have a notable relationship with a female from the Phantom Troupe.

Machi, a beautiful woman which Hisoka blatantly flirts with. More than the usual too, it holds a level of sexual tension which invokes unparalleled rage inside you. It’s ironically not directed at Machi, but she’ll bear the brunt of it anyway.

Hisoka is given both a sick and delightful surprise when Machi’s severed head is delivered to his hotel suite in a box. A love poem hand written by you in it, but it’s a warning for him too.

It’s a grotesque combination, but it’ll most certainly catch his attention. A bouquet might’ve sufficed too, but Hisoka will now know of your existence. He doesn’t think this is a love note though, he thinks this is revenge. He’ll be angry too, because whether Machi was ever a real love rival or not, she was someone he wanted to fight. His designated prey was caught and killed before he even had a true chance of tasting victory over them. That must mean you are an even better treat.

It’ll drive you wild seeing how desperate he becomes to track you down and find you. He comes close a few times too, but always just out of reach. His real niche laying in combat unlike you. It feels romantic in a sense, and it’ll drive the fantasy further that you two are meant to be together. He’s meant to be yours isn’t he? As you begin leaving even more obvious hints of your presence in his life, he’ll realize it’s not revenge you’re seeking.

He’ll figure out he’s got a perverted little stalker when he finds your cute lace panties left for him to find. No need to mention you’d touched yourself on his bed to the thought of him and came in them. It’ll be fairly obvious from the fact that he hasn’t been to this particular hideout in a while and it’s spotless. No dust. Everything perfect, but he didn’t clean before he left this one. Then he’ll see on the unmade bed, a clear sign of a woman having intruded and marked the area. Strands of your hair. Your scent. Your clothes.

Still, he won’t catch you. He’ll bait you too, and sometimes you wonder if you’ve been caught only to realize he just knows he’s always being watched now. He doesn’t know your exact location or if you actually are there. “I liked your gift… hmm, but it would’ve been a nicer surprise to see you in them~” he’s flirtation and goading. It’ll be difficult to resist him, when he’s seemingly speaking straight at you. You know the moment you reveal yourself though, he’s not going to drop to his knees and offer himself to you. It’ll be a battle on sight. Though the thought of him getting aroused because of fighting you… makes you itch to throw caution to the wind.

Instead you clear any and all traces of your presence for several long months, until Hisoka grows avidly annoyed and then slowly disinterested, moving on to other opponents and amusements. Being in your line of work means a very much endless cash flow, the resources available to keep up with your favorite pass time of just watching him in all his glory. He’s perfection, even as his face twists up into a manic monstrous expression as he slaughters his victims, you see nothing but an angel. Never mind the screams and begging for mercy, isn’t he so cute when he plays a magic trick for them? It’s easy to become overwhelmed with jealously occasionally, but you’re good at being patient and reminding yourself that person isn’t special, Hisoka is just entertaining himself.

It’s also hard to remind yourself you aren’t special either. While it takes a certain sense of superiority over a darling to develop yandere tendencies, you’re also affected by an inferiority complex about the world. This means you’re isolated in how you interact with the world, no close friends or relatives, no real hobbies outside of what assists you with your work, hardly any social interactions that aren’t required. This is what makes Hisoka so fascinating, and it’s also what starts your real downward spiral to depravity.

What makes you truly snap and lose control to your yandere tendencies , is nothing other than Hisoka himself.

He’s coming down from a recent high of a fight in Heaven’s Arena, only showing up due to being challenged as a floor master, but the fight had been surprisingly up to his standards. His opponent was both entertaining and thrilling until their end. He was in a good mood, a very good one, so when a spectator approached him batting their lashes and hinting at spending the night in his suite… he said yes.

That was strike one.

Strike two was the audacity of the piece of shit throwing themself at him. You carefully followed, silent and untraceable as sexual tension began to rise in the elevator all three of you shared. Only they thought it was just them.

Strike three. Wasn’t your presence at least somewhat obvious? It’s highly delusional on your end to become enraged at other’s ignorance to your presence despite your mastery of hiding it. It’s what allowed you to watch Hisoka so long after all, but illogical as it is, you were still pissed. Furious at both of them but now mostly at Hisoka. Who was leaning over them, letting his height and teeth aching sugary tone seduce this common stray off the street like they were his personal favorite. They weren’t. He didn’t have any real favorites. Only toys that were disposable and this was no different but it didn’t matter because he was yours. And it seemed he needed to learn this.

Even Hisoka can be taken off guard, especially with his pants feeling too tight and the piece of ass before him being all to eager to please.

He’s unconscious when you finally reveal yourself. The deafening scream echoing throughout the elevator as it finally reached Hisoka’s designated floor and opening. Unfortunately for the poor soul screaming who was just looking to get laid, you weren’t in the mood to grant them anything less than a brutal death.

“Shut up! Shut up shut up shut up shut shut up!” Your fist broke bone with each strike, until your victim lay unrecognizable and very dead. You’d released your nen, and every nen user in this entire Arena now knows you’re here, all because anger got the best of you.

It didn’t matter, because even with the corpse at your feet, you were still furious.

You took both Hisoka and the body out of the elevator and swiftly worked to clean up the damage and fluids. You didn’t need the Arena fining you again. Hisoka was out cold, but he’s quick to recover so you work on getting him into his suite and bed, working his wrists into nen blocking steel cuffs. He’s spread like a star fish, each limb hooked to the fancy bed posts. You muttered anxiously as you dug around your bag, hands shaking as you pulled out a small leather pouch about the size of your palm.

It might seem overkill, but chaining and drugging ensured your personal safety once he woke up.

Never mind the fact that you could just leave after disposing of the body. Your heart fluttering and cheeks flushing as you looked upon his unconscious body on the bed prevented you from acting within reason. No, you wanted him to see you, if for no other reason than to establish where he was.

Beneath you.

Hiding your presence and that of the corpse, you quickly left the building with Hisoka’s key card to properly rid yourself of the responsibility and allow yourself to fully focus on Hisoka.

Returning was quick and painless, this time not revealing your presence until back in Hisoka’s suite.

His face was angelic while he slept, though his head would likely ache from the powerful blow you landed to the back to get him in this state. You contented yourself with just watching him for the next hour or so, until with no warning, he woke up. It was odd how he didn’t even twitch. Just suddenly aware of his situation and surroundings, alertness to his features immediately. You wished it was a sleepier and cuter wake up, but you still found it adorable how on guard he was instantly.

Those lovely gold orbs landed on you and narrowed, despite his sly smile. He might appear relaxed and languid for someone chained up and hardly able to move their body due to relaxants circulating their system, but you knew he was furious. Hisoka, as much as he loves playing with others, hates being played with. You stayed silent, letting him observe and calculate, allowing him time to run through his options and every plausible scenario.

“Well… good morning Ms. Stalker.” His airy words sent visible shivers down your spine, his eyes and focus, for the first time entirely on you. He also seemed to note your reaction, his smile sharp and predatory. “Oh? You like the nickname? Bad girl… don’t you know not to play with magic?” He tested his restraints, with surprisingly more strength than you thought he’d have after injecting him. He’d require another dose then. You were quick to work on that, his eyes tracking your movements and realizing your objective.

“Not even going to let me play?” He didn’t resist as you sterilized his arm before injecting him with a fourth dose. Three should’ve been enough to tranquilize an elephant but Hisoka wasn’t a normal human. He flexed his hands and twisted his wrists, copying the same with his feet and ankles. The cuffs were made specifically for him. You’d kindly taken off his shoes and socks, but his shirt and pants remained on. You felt your throat constrict and thighs clench at the thought of him naked. You’d already seen it a multitude of times but he hadn’t known you did. Watching him shower and change so shamelessly.

“You look ready to eat me. Is that what this is dear? You got jealous when I brought another up here?” His nickname for you threw you off, your eyes widening and meeting his teasing gaze. He looked sinfully beautiful like this, at your mercy yet still so him. You licked your lips, feeling mildly nervous now that you were about to speak to him. This was too good an opportunity to pass up though.

“Yes,” he paused when you finally answered, “I…I was very jealous.” Your hands gripped the bottom of your shirt, the material bunching as the earlier annoyance was brought back to your attention. You grimaced, “This wasn’t really how I intended for you to meet me for the first.”

“Oh? But we’re here nonetheless aren’t we?” His tone was a bit snarky, but he was correct. What did you do now? Make every little fantasy you had come true?

“How about this, yes? You take these off and I give you a painless death. Isn’t that nice of me?” His words have your eyes snapping up to his face, his words not matching his sweet expression. He wanted to kill you? Not even fight? You frowned, a low boiling of rage in the pit of your stomach.

“You think you hold any power here?” You sneered back at him, walking to look down at his sorry figure chained up and at your mercy. He was being a brat. You backhanded him swiftly, his head cracking to the side at the force and momentum. His pale skin already reddening as a small trail of blood tricked down his chin. His gaze was on fire as he turned back to look up at you. Defiant and piercing, but his smile never wavered. “How about this, Hisoka, you stay right where you are, and maybe I’ll be nice and let you finish tonight.” His eyes widened, a small moment of shock taking over his features but he quickly schooled them again.

You began undressing swift, throwing your clothes to the floor until you were only in your underwear. Your chest heaved, nipples tightening under the cool air of the room and Hisoka’s gaze. You couldn’t place his expression exactly, a combination of desire and rage most likely. You climbed atop the bed and thus him, knees on either side of his hips as you made light work of his shirt. Shredding the garment and tossing it to join your clothes. His pants were next, now both of you almost completely naked and staring at one another.

“Is this your idea of a good time Ms. Stalker? Tying up innocent magicians and having your way with them?” You laugh at this sentence, because it was silly to think too much about. He was still being light and teasing but he was exuding a little bit of bloodlust.

“No Hisoka, my idea of a good time is just you in general.” You placed a cold hand on his abdomen, sliding it up gently until it reached his throat. “Watching you, hearing you, smelling you…” your eyes trailed up his naked torso to his lips for a moment, before connecting your gazes. “This is your fault really. I didn’t ask to be haunted by you, I didn’t ask to feel like this, I didn’t ask to want someone so badly I’d gladly watch this word burn if it meant you’d be entirely mine.” It was a deeply disturbing confession. You sat down, right over his erection where you could grind your pussy against him and elicit a beautiful hiss of pleasure and pain from him. “I can’t, oh, I can’t decide if I want to own you or be you really,” you panted, beginning a slow rock of your hips as your arousal soared. The object of all your affection beneath you, looking so much like a cat being bathed it brought a small smile to your lips. This was all turning you on, and he seemed to also be enjoying himself somewhat.

“I very much would love to humor you dear, but I really do recommend you remove these.” He dropped his facade, his expression turning dark as he realized how unlikely you were to release him. You were clearly deranged, maybe more so than himself. He tugged against his chains, the rattling echoing around the room but it only served to make you amused. Despite his words, his hips had begun to lightly buck up into you now. Both of your underwear soaked through, a combination of your slick and his precum. His voice and tone sent your hormones flying to cloud nine, your face starting to look intoxicated as you gazed down at him with obsession.

“You say you want them off but do you really want this to end? I could just… leave you here. All night. Maybe I’ll come back just to make sure you, haah, stay hard?” You were panting and a little sweaty, breasts heaving as you became more intoxicated by the moment and him. You looked spelled bound and he looked downright menacing. Of course, because out of all things, Hisoka likes control. His flirtatious attitude can not be mistaken as submissive, but here you were forcing him into such a role. Threatening him with a punishment if he didn’t behave like a dog.

It made him want to bite you like one.

“Pretty Ms. Stalker could’ve told me she wanted her little pussy filled, no need to go to such lengths-tss!” He flinched when you finally fished his cock free, your soft cool hand a striking contrast to his pulsing hot shaft.

“You’re so pretty Hisoka.” You were lost to your own fantasies, not really registering his words anymore. He realized it quickly as you focused all your attention on his leaking cock, impressed by the size and girth. It would hurt, taking him, but the thought of stretching around him was driving you wild.

But first… you dropped your chest low and opened your mouth. Your tongue had him groaning low, the sound of his teeth grinding together had you even wetter than before. You licked from base to tip, slow and sensual. He tasted sweet. Not salty or bitter like you imagined and it had you quickly and messily taking him into your mouth.

For all you were, you weren’t experienced. This was your first blowjob but you prayed not your last, because as you choked and gagged to take more him, he was losing it himself. What you lacked in experience and skill, you were making up for in enthusiasm and pure need to please. Observing his reactions as you let his tip finally sink into your throat even as tears pricked your eyes and fell down your cheeks. It burned and ached, but you pushed the pain down as you watched him. He finally gave in and kept your gaze as you worked to make him cum, sucking and taking him as deep into your throat as you could. You were making an absolute mess of his cock and balls, slobbering all over him. It was erotic and truly enticing, and the only indication he was close was the twitch of his lip and his hips trying to make you take even more of him.

You tried to get all of him in your throat when he came, but you failed by an inch or so. You stayed still as his hot cum coated your throat and mouth, moaning at his musky sweet flavor and making sure to suck and milk him for any leftover until he was choking on his own moans for you.

You made sure to clean him up nicely, licking and making sure even his balls weren’t missed. When you finally pulled back to look at him, you nearly passed out at the sight.

He was slightly sweaty, breathing a little heavier with half lidded eyes glaring and grinning viciously at you. His cheeks flushed, the left slightly bruised from your earlier hit. His lips red and bitten, a bit of blood still leftover on his chin. He looked gorgeous. You couldn’t be blamed when you were stumbling off the bed to grab your camera from your bag. No need to turn the flash off since he knows of your presence now.

He scowls as you snap his picture, looking beautiful and ruined just for you.

“I- sorry- I just need this okay?” You set the camera down, eager to return and continue touching him and exploring.

He snorted, looking at you in disbelief with mild amusement. “Is that so? You needed to photograph me naked?”

“What? No. I have lots of those already. I wanted one of your face after I made you cum.” He seemed flabbergasted at your answer, but you couldn’t help your eager hands from cupping his cheeks and leaned down over his face. “You’re just so pretty I can’t help it.” You told him honestly, his expression relaxing into something neutral as he observes you. Fine by you, as you begin kissing his face, hair, cheek you hit and then his neck. You lick and suck over his pulse, enjoying the masculine groan as you mark him up and lick his sweat. You’re trembling as you wiggle down to his chest, playing with his nipples. Swirling your tongue elicits the best response, his back arching lightly and proving your theory that his nipples are sensitive.

His hardening cock beneath you all the proof you need, your own nipples pebbled and aching as you drag your chest against his while you work.

When he bucks up again underneath you, you finally release his nipple with a pop. Looking at his tossed and adorably fucked appearance, you shiver. His hair messy from throwing his head into the pillows. You licked your lips, finally clumsily trying to get out of your underwear but failing because of your position. With a huff of annoyance you just tore them off, finally completely naked and slightly embarrassed by his stare.

It hardly mattered if he liked what he saw, you weren’t so far gone that you thought you looked anything like his earlier willing catch which you’d crushed- “Pretty thing aren’t you?” You paused your internal rambling when he spoke. His voice low and husky, not as flirtatious and teasing like his usual tone. You’d never heard him use this voice before, you eyes meeting his with curiosity.

He chuckled, but his bloodlust from earlier was gone like it had never happened, “What’s wrong? You were so eager just a moment ago, don’t tell me you’re shy now? Is Ms. Stalker a virgin?”

His goading voice was back, covering up his earlier tone like it’d been a mistake. Though you were surprised he hit the nail on the head. You were a virgin. Not because you lacked people willing to fuck you, but because you lacked interpersonal skills to have a normal relationship. Intimacy terrified you before you’d fallen for Hisoka, but after it was all you seemed to want. To touch him, feel him, make him feel good. You wanted him desperately.

“I won’t be much longer.” You looked away and solidified your resolve as you moved to hover above him again, your dripping cunt begging to be filled. You balanced using one hand on his hip, the other gripping his once more hard cock and lining him up with your entrance. You let his tip brush through your sensitive folds as you shakily released a breath. You took one small peak at his face, his eyes watching you like how a hawk might watch it’s prey.

You let his tip breach your entrance, no surprise that it stung. You didn’t prep yourself at all, and though you were wet enough, you wished you’d thought to carry a little lube in case this scenario ever occurred. It didn’t matter though because even if it hurt you were being connected to him and it made your chest swell with pride and happiness.

“Fuck, you’re tight- ah” he threw his head back and grit his teeth again, your gummy walls simultaneously sucking him in and pushing him out. It had him close already embarrassingly enough. The pleasure and pain mind numbing.

You’d only taken half of him but it was leaving you breathless, “m’trying” you could only gasp as you struggled to push more of him in, tears pricking your eyes once more as the pure stretch of his cock inside you was turning your brain off. It hurt but it felt good too.

“If you take these off, I’ll happily finish the job you’ve started dear~” Despite his tone, his face looked just as aroused and strained as your own. It was tempting, but deep down you really didn’t trust him. It came from knowing him that you didn’t trust him in the least. You shook your head, denying his prompting. His laugh is dark, even as his hips surge up to force another few inches into you. You cry out, bracing against his chest as you fall forward a bit. He does it again, sinking into you until finally you feel your hips meet and his tip kiss deeply into your cervix. You lay panting against his chest for a moment as his cock pulses inside you, your body pathetically struggling to adjust to his size.

“Take them off while I’m being nice.” He’s not asking, but still you shake your head and push yourself up, moaning as he sinks even deeper. Your hips take on an unsteady rhythm, testing the depth that feels the best but his hips throw you off each time you find the perfect angle. The stretch and friction drive you wild, your mind numbing to the pain and pleasure as you feel the coil inside you close to snapping.

“Feels good~” your moaning loudly, face fucked out and teary eyes locking with Hisoka’s. His eyes are burning, face scrunched up in frustration because your pace isn’t quite fast enough, nor is he hitting as deep as he’d like. His chains clink against the steel posts, you’re too distracted though to pay attention as you desperately work your hips towards your finish, bouncing on his dick. “M’gonna cum Hisoka” your deliriously close, the coil right about to snap-

When his chains do first.

“Huh,” You only get a split second to panic before he’s on you, breaking each steel bedpost and freeing his movement up again. His cuffs are still secured for a second but it’s meaningless a moment later when they shatter. His nen stored up enough to cancel their purpose of restraining him despite how much you’d paid that specialist who guaranteed no one could get out of them. Never mind that he should still be drugged up enough to he struggling to move at all.

You find your positions switched, your back hitting the mattress as you gaze up into his eyes now.

It’s silent for a moment, save your own pounding heart and icy fear now filling your veins. He just… looks at you. His face blank, eyes calculating but just when you decide it’s best to fight than let him slaughter you like this, he laughs.

Not like normal. This is borderline hysterical laughter, his hand wrapping around his torso as he howls with laughter.

Before you can activate your ability, he’s got a hand wrapped around your throat and squeezing just enough to warn you. “Did you think this would all just work out how you wanted dear?” You were scared, that was true, but as he nudged your thighs apart and dragged his still hard cock through your folds teasingly, you realized you were also horrifically aroused too.

All of your fantasies had you on top, because you didn’t trust him not to kill you if he was, if he even wanted to willingly touch you at all.

“Look at you~ poor thing,” he’s mockingly sweet as he leans over you, long tongue coming out to lick your tears off your cheek. As he leaned back, you truly didn’t expect his hand to leave your neck and slap you across the face. The sting follows after his hit lands, but it shocks you silly more than it actually hurts. You don’t have too long to think before he’s shoving himself back in, and your too far gone to stop the orgasm that slams into you. “Wait!” It too late even as you cry out, hands desperately grabbing on to something to anchor you. Him.

He hisses, face vicious as he stares down at you, “Did you really just cum?” His voice somewhat incredulous as he feels you twitch and writhe beneath him. He stayed still, letting you shakily come down from your high before he’s rocking into you.

Then he’s fucking you just how he likes. Hands gripping your hips in a death grip as he slams himself into your overstimulated cunt over and over. He leaves you mewling and fucked stupid beneath him as he mercilessly thrusts into you like a rag doll. You can’t keep up. Can hardly speak besides useless babbling, only making him laugh and sarcastically mock you for it.

“What’s wrong dear? Isn’t this what you wanted? Am I just so deep inside you~?” Cooing as you nod and cry harder.

It’s when he kisses you that you cum again. He tastes like bubblegum and you’re gone, creaming his cock as his tongue tangled with you own messily. It all feels too good, your arms wrapping around his neck, legs around his waist, while you just struggle to take it. His tip pounding away in a spot that has you gasping and sobbing below him, because despite everything, this is the most pleasure you’d ever felt. It was disorienting and left you mildly numb, his sharp claws trailing down your chest softly to settle his thumb over your clit and press until you came again.

This one was slightly painful, your muscles constricting so hard Hisoka finally fell over the edge himself. His moans so pretty, soft and deep as his hips still move despite him emptying himself inside you.

He recovers first, staring down at the pretty thing in his arms struggling to catch her breath.

You’d given quite the headache for a while now, but tonight really took everything up a notch. You certainly weren’t halfhearted, something of which he respected. You weren’t a weak thing either, his thrusts harsh enough to break a normal human’s hips, but you just looked fucked stupid. It was cruel of him to be so rough, but then again you’d really brought it on yourself hadn’t you?

You’d brought all this onto yourself, and whatever happened in the future too.

Because now he was a little hooked as well, and you were just too cute and interesting to leave alone now that he’s tasted you. Had you first.

He easily reached over to snag your camera, switching it on and snapping a picture of you still shaking and twitching with his cock still buried inside you and beginning to grow hard again.

Realization dawned on you, but even as you tried to move and get away from him, he had your wrist locked above your head to stop that nonsense.

“Nu-uh dear, I’m not finished. Not even a little.” His lustful gaze and sadistic smirk had you looking like a frightened animal, but it only served to rile him up further.

It’s after all, your fault for loving someone like him, right?

It’s important to note that once Hisoka becomes interested, he treasures it. But something he treasures one day can become trash the next… until you.

Hisoka is surprisingly a willing darling. Don’t think this reverses any roles, he’s not submissive to you in the slightest. He acts like a total brat but he’s dominant through and through, don’t expect to ride him unless he’s got full control to just fuck up into you.

He’s needier than you’d expect too. Not just with sex, that’s constant, but also in just having your company. He likes when you talk to him, interact with him, don’t expect to go back into observing from the sidelines. He’s all to happy to give you front row seats.

He’s just as jealous as you are, but he’ll purposely play into your jealousy by flirting with other women to rile you up. He just likes how you look enraged, finds it cute. If you do the same, he’ll make that individual sit tied to a chair while he fucks you in front of them until you can’t even apologize anymore. Then he’ll kill them. He welcomes the same treatment. You get a bit shy acting it out.

Bonnie and Clyde duo!

He’s not a yandere, though he gets jealous, he’s just a psychopath in general. He’ll still be Hisoka no matter what. While you can interact normally with others when necessary, your fixation on him will remain an outlier. Hisoka is just trash to everyone, and surprisingly decent to you. By your low standards.

He likes ice-cream and ice-cream dates. He’s an ice-cream date man.

Illumi doesn’t understand your relationship but respects your devotion. Wonders why more women can’t be like you. Hisoka likes that his friend is envious of what he has.

Enjoy your darling, he’s frustrating and difficult but all yours now!

Dividers by @benkeibear

#tw: dark content #tw: dubcon #hisoka morow #Hunter x Hunter #hisoka HxH #hisoka x reader #hisoka x fem! reader #hisoka morow smut #darling hisoka #hisoka smut #yandere #yandere reader #fem! Yandere #yandere x darling #yandere HxH #dividers by benkeibear

[fatiguedcorvid]

apparenly i have strong feelings about Phinks MagCub

In the troupe centric episode in the CAA Phinks refused to mercy-kill the turned humans in meteor city, saying that they should attack first and i love this scene.

The most obvious explanation for someone with no context is that he has a moral objection to killing, but not to self defence. This is demonstrably untrue.

 The second possibility is one similar to Hisoka’s reasoning not to kill Goz in the 4th phase of the exam, that a fight isn’t worth it if the opponent’s too weak to be satisfying, but i also think that’s untrue. The two are extremely different. If Phinks were only motivated by the thrill of battle, he would be more proactive in fighting other troupe members, nen users, and chimaera ants. No, he tells them to “show us there’s some spirit left in you! Send yourselves off in style!” and I think that says so much about his and the troupe’s worldview.

 He loves the city and its people, their strength is in their drive to survive and thrive despite the world having turned its back on them. He wants their final moments on this earth to be triumphant, not miserable. It’s in tiny moments like this one that the troupe become human. Phinks was never a main focus in any storyline, and at a cursory glance one could conclude that he was simply amoral, without a care in the world other than himself. But here it is demonstrated that he has strongly held convictions, however unorthodocs.

 When Chrollo was captured, Phinks was one of the members most in favour of sacrificing him as he told them to. One might think this is Phinks sacrificing his friend for the chance of saving himself from Kurapika’s wrath, but in the CAA it’s shown that Phinks is extremely concerned about Chollo, eagerly waiting for him to call. It is his convictions that are so strong in his mind that other things become irrelevant. His conviction in the importance of preserving the spider and listening to Chrollo’s wishes surperseed his concern for his friend. His conviction in the importance of maintaining the spirit of meteor city supersedes his pity for suffering people.

 If you asked most people, ‘principled’ would probably not be the first word that comes to mind when they think about Phinks, but it seems to me he very much is. You just have to look a little deeper to find it.

 I absolutely love these small moments of characterization from the background characters. It makes them feel like whole people all on their own, rather than chess pieces, only moved around for the sake of progressing the plot. It makes the world feel real and expansive, rather than only existing in the small sliver of it we happen to focus on.

 Also, can i just say, phinks warning kalluto and lending shizuku his tunic tughkjslkdlkl my heart melted 

p.s. wrote all this before the new chapters

#hunter x hunter #phantom troupe #phinks #hxh #character analysis #chimera ant arc #meteor city

[konekochanxhisoka]

Emborracharse No Siempre Ayuda A Olvidar (Parte 2)

⛔ No interactúes si eres menor, contiene menciones de sexo con trama 🔞

Despertaste a las tres de la tarde del día siguiente, entre medio de dos machos desnudos.

La cabeza se te partía, sin mencionar que te dolía cada mísera parte de tu jodido cuerpo.

Te enderezaste, saliendo lentamente de tu letargo.

Ni siquiera recordabas en donde rayos estabas, pero si recordabas perfectamente a los chicos a tu lado.

Cómo olvidarlos? habían sido el mejor polvo de toda tu vida, el pelirrojo por supuesto era el Dios supremo, pero el moreno no se quedaba atrás, tal vez un poco mas rudo en el trato, pero sabía perfectamente como dar placer a una mujer.

Te muerdes el labio al recordar las veces que te corriste con ellos en tu interior. Toda una hazaña!

Ya ni siquiera importaba el hecho de que pillaste a tu novio cogiendo con tu mejor amiga el día anterior.

Estaba todo olvidado! tal vez ya era tiempo de romper y salir con otras personas.

El universo te estaba mandando una señal.

Te moviste con cuidado para dejar la cama, intentando no despertar a los hombres, pero no alcanzaste a moverte demasiado cuando unos brazos fuertes te rodearon.

-A donde vas cariño?... aún es muy temprano para que escapes... ~ dice el hombre pelirrojo con sopor, mientras sus pálidos brazos te atrapan y te dejan de espaldas sobre su pecho, regresándote a tu posición inicial.

- Debo irme Hisoka, tengo una vida que atender! - protestas falsamente para que te suelte.

-Ustedes dos!; podrían follar en silencio? quiero dormir un poco más! - el hombre de pelo largo se queja con voz somnolienta y esconde por completo su cabeza debajo de las tapas. No tienes idea de como rayos respira allí.

- No estamos follando!! - le gritas indignada.

- Pero... Illumi me a leído la mente mi amor, necesito una mañanera! mira lo grande que se ha puesto sólo por escuchar tu voz!- Hisoka jadea, restregándose contra tu trasero desnudo -Lo sientes? ~

- Hisoka no puedo, debo irme! tengo trabajo... - te quejas. Sin embargo, estas mintiendo, no tienes trabajo. Eres un cazador de especies raras y no tienes exploración en terreno hasta cinco días más. Aunque en rigor debías entregar un informe hoy sobre algunas especies en peligro en el Desierto de Gordeau, no tienes pensado aparecerte por tu oficina. No quieres ver la cara de tu traicionera amiga aún. Y aquel informe bien podría ser entregado al día siguiente. Pero en serio necesitas salir de esta cama del pecado, darte una buena ducha e ingerir varias cápsulas de ibuprofeno.

-Vamos Y/N chan, no puedes dejarme así... ~ el tono necesitado de Hisoka, comienza a prender algo salvaje en ti. No quieres parecer débil, pero todas sus atenciones te hacen pensar en que tal vez podrías aguantar una última ronda de despedida.

Cerraste los ojos disfrutando de sus manos arrastrándose por tu piel y fue todo para que terminarás por acceder.

- Tal vez... tenga un poco de tiempo para algo rapii-

No alcanzaste a terminar tu oración, cuando Hisoka se estaba metiendo profundo entre tus pliegues.

-Que buena chica~

El menor consentimiento y tu cuerpo empezó a ser golpeado. Ahora no podías detener tus gemidos.

De pronto Illumi sacó la cabeza de las tapas y te miraba hipnotizado. No podía dejar de ver como tu cuerpo se tensaba, como tus pechos se movían con el vigoroso embiste de su amigo, como tu respiración se atascaba en tu garganta y tu boca entreabierta exhalaba música para sus oídos.

Su pene se estiró tanto que dolía, estaba tan duro como una roca y su cabeza enrojecida rogaba por tu atención. 

Odiaba como lo hacías sentir tan necesitado.

-Eres una puta tan sucia! - dijo achicando sus ojos con fingida decepción, antes de abalanzarse hacia tu pecho, enrollando tus pezones con su lengua y restregando su longitud contra tus piernas.

Te estremeciste por su repentina invasión.

- Illumi... sé gentil.... o te prometo... que no volverás... a tocar a mi linda Y/N!, verdad cariño?! ~gruñó Hisoka mientras agarraba tus caderas firmemente y se enterraba tan profundamente como podía.

No salieron más que gemidos de tus labios, en forma de réplica, ni siquiera habías prestado atención real a las palabras de Illumi, no con tantos estímulos asaltando tu cuerpo... no estando tan cerca de explotar.

-No sé por qué te preocupas! a Y/N le encantan mis palabras y mis atenciones, verdad mi putita? - Illumi estiró uno de tus pezones, ganándose mas quejidos de tu parte. Tu mente nublada como estaba, era incapaz de balbucear alguna palabra a favor o en contra.

Entonces él guío su dura longitud hacía tu clítoris, donde comenzó a presionarlo suavemente.

Y fue tu perdición.

El placer comenzó a golpearte en oleadas una cada vez mas grande que la anterior. Cerraste los ojos con fuerza mientras el clímax te hacía temblar contra el pecho de Hisoka.

- Oh! mi dulce, puedo sentir como te vienes sobre mi... ~ él hombre pelirrojo jadeó mordiendo tu cuello.

Illumi observó como convulsionabas, tus ojos ligeramente cerrados, la baba desprendiéndose por las comisuras mientras tu boca se negaba a cerrarse.

Lo tomó como su oportunidad para desbordar su propio placer.

Se acomodó como pudo con su polla cerca de tu boca y comenzó a acariciar tus labios con ella suavemente.

-Vamos Y/N, abre esa linda boquita para mí - jadeo el hombre moreno, preso en propio éxtasis.

Estabas bajando de tu nube, aún con algunos espasmos post orgásmicos cuando tus ojos se encontraron con una linda y esbelta polla mirándote, deseosa por algo de tu atención. Abriste la boca succionándola con entusiasmo, estabas en una posición algo incomoda, pero hiciste todo lo posible por complacer a su dueño.

-Oh sí hermosa... .... hmm... ... taaan buena...- él te elogia.

Y entonces Hisoka te tumbó de pecho sobre la cama, dejándote con la cara enterrada en la pelvis de Illumi, levantó tu cola y siguió follándote cada vez mas duro, cada vez mas rápido, su pelvis se azotaba con fuerza contra tus nalgas, haciendo ese impúdico sonido húmedo. Tu sobrestimulado sexo comenzó a sentir un nuevo subidón en ascenso. Sabías que el pelirrojo estaba cerca por como enterró sus uñas en tus caderas, por como taladraba tu parte inferior sin descanso, hasta que un gemido estrangulado escapó de su boca, sus caderas tartamudeando contra tu trasero, su cabeza colgando hacía atrás, mientras soltaba toda su producción tan profundo como podía, completamente perdido en su orgasmo.

Te hizo retorcerte, tus dedos molieron los muslos de Illumi, no sabías como era posible, pero te estabas corriendo otra vez.

El moreno aprovechó tu colocón para follarte la garganta sin descanso. Sus blancos músculos se tensaron, cuando sintió que estaba por acabar, contuvo la respiración mientras su pelvis no dejaban de empujar y segundos después llenó tu boca con su blanquecina semilla.

Los tres cayeron exhaustos sobre las sabanas blancas.

Bueno eso fue por unos minutos hasta que pudiste recobrar el sentido. Luego la suciedad y la deshidratación te hicieron casi correr al baño.

Saliste de la ducha fresca y renovada, aunque con la parte inferior de tu abdomen casi molida, lo que seguramente te dificultaría para sentarte adecuadamente esta semana. Caminaste por el departamento en silencio dirigiéndote directamente a la salida.

Tus ojos se agrandan al ver a Hisoka, de pie justo allí, a un lado de la puerta. Parecía... esperarte.

-Te irás así nada mas? ~ Él parece serio, más tú, no puedes evitar sonreírle como una colegiala enamorada.

- Estuvo bien por una noche, no crees? - le respondiste mientras te movías para alcanzar el pomo de la puerta.

Le sacas una linda sonrisa torcida.

- No olvides que me debes una pelea cariño... necesito saber donde encontrarte...~ él mira sus uñas, hablando con fingido desinterés.

La sonrisa jamás deja tu rostro.

- Siempre puedes acecharme... - Con esa frase insinuadora, abriste la puerta y te marchaste.

Él no te detuvo, solo cerró los ojos con deleite, sonriendo por el interesante juego que le estabas proponiendo.

////////////

Caminaste hasta el hotel mas cercano y alquilaste un cuarto. Te sentías físicamente destrozada, como si hubieras combatido con una manada de Osos Zorros, así es que después de comer te fuiste directo a la cama.

Pasaste casi todo el día siguiente inconsciente.

Hasta que finalmente volviste al trabajo, presentaste tu informe, te encontraste con tu ex mejor amiga a quien ni siquiera saludaste y tu ex novio por otro lado a quien tampoco dirigiste la palabra.

Ciertamente sentiste algunas miradas del personal en ti, mucho temías que tal vez el rumor de que eras una cuernuda ya se había divulgado.

Pero no piensas huir, amas este empleo y por un par de hijos de puta no echarías todo por la borda, eres una luchadora después de todo. Haz pasado por mucho para llegar hasta aquí, así es que aunque sea incomodo, lo soportaras. Además luego de ese sexo casual con esos dos, no tienes mente para pensar en algo mas que no sea en ellos.

Cuando estas por dejar las instalaciones, tu ex novio te intercepta, rogándote porque lo escuches.

Te tomas la cien con cansancio.

- Que parte de no quiero oírte, no entiendes? - espetas claramente harta de la situación - Y por qué Nadia (tú ex mejor amiga) está de metiche escuchando detrás de las paredes? - el tedio te embarga al apuntar hacia la pared donde se esconde la chica, quien al escucharte decide salir de su escondite.

- Y/N lo que pasó entre nosotros... fue un error! nos equivocamos... vinimos juntos para que nos escuches... yo... yo no puedo vivir sin ti osita ... Te Amo!!! -

Pones los ojos en blanco. Odias cuando la gente mezcla traición y amor en la misma oración.

- Escuchen chicos - miras a ambos intentando ser lo mas elocuente posible - En serio, esto se está volviendo aburrido, no quiero a ninguno de ustedes dos cerca de mi, pueden hacer lo que les plazca con sus miserables vidas, mientras no me involucren - dicho esto, te giras para seguir tu camino, pero eres detenida por un pecho, que parece una pared de concreto.

-Te encontré, preciosa! ~

Unos ojos juguetones te saludan y hacen latir tu corazón como si se fuera a escapar en cualquier momento.

Tu ex estaba por protestar, pero se calló la boca al ver a la figura alta tomarte por la cintura y acercarte.

Estabas sin habla, confundida, como todos los presentes.

- Hi- hisoka... - tartamudeaste presa del estupor - Q-ué... haces? ... aquí? - En serio no esperabas verlo, no tan pronto al menos.

Hisoka no te dio ninguna explicación, simplemente bajó hasta tu estatura y conectó sus labios con los tuyos, dándote un tierno beso.

No opusiste resistencia. No podías... aún estabas eclipsada por su presencia.

Cuando despegó sus labios aún estabas atontada, el rubor llenando cada espacio en tu cara.

-Dijiste que estaba bien acecharte ~

Él te sonríe con suficiencia haciéndote sentir más tímida de lo normal.

Pero entonces sientes que te tiran de la muñeca y te jalan lejos del pelirrojo.

El rostro pálido de Illumi es todo lo que puedes ver ahora.

Un repentino nerviosismo invadió tus entrañas. Sobre todo porque Illumi te miraba a la cara casi sin parpadear, lo que te ponía terriblemente inquieta.

- Illumi... hola...? - le saludas casi con algo de temblor en tu voz. El hombre de pelo largo te da una sonrisa torcida a modo de saludo... es escalofriante, pero sexy como el infierno.

-Aún me debes unos tragos Y/N así que... qué tal si me invitas un café para recompensarme? -  

Esta era su forma de pedirte una cita?

Estas tan sorprendida por su actuar, sobre todo considerando que era el tipo que quería matarte en un principio.

-Claa-ro... Hisoka puede ven--  tu voz se apaga cuando Illumi, sin esperar nada, se pone en marcha llevándote con él de la mano.

Tu cara vuelve a arder y te preguntas si a esto se le puede llamar "tener una cita doble".

-Que desafortunado ~  oyes a Hisoka quejarse detrás, pero luego apura su paso alcanzándolos y galantemente pone su brazo para que lo tomes, a lo que accedes con una sonrisa.

- OI!!!!!! ESPEREN UN MOMENTO USTEDES DOS!! POR SI NO LO VIERON MI NOVIA Y YO ESTABAMOS EN MEDIO DE ALGO!!! NO PUEDEN SOLO APARECER Y...  LLEVARSELA!!! - 

Tu ex grita indignado e inmediatamente ves una carta y tres agujas salir disparadas hacia él. 

Tus ojos se abren con horror sabiendo que ese hombre al que solías llamar "amor" será incapaz de esquivar ese ataque, sin embargo rápidamente te relajas al ver que la carta únicamente rasguñó la mejilla del hombre y las agujas han clavado sólo su ropa a la pared.

- Eres tan ruidoso... ~ Hisoka murmura poniéndole mala cara a tu ex, pero sigue caminando contigo del brazo.

-Si vuelves a hablar... te mataré - Illumi por otro lado lo amenaza sin siquiera mirarlo.

La voz de los dos hombres es suave y calmada pero el aura asfixiante que han expulsado hacen que tanto tu ex novio como tu ex amiga se les erice el vello de la nuca.

Puedes sentir como cambió la atmosfera a su alrededor y podrías interferir, pero a la mierda! les servirá de lección para no volver a meterse contigo.

Mientras tanto caminarás del brazo y de la mano junto a estos dos hermosos hombres.

#hisoka imagine #hisoka smut #hxh hisoka #hisoka #hisoka x reader #hisoka morow #hisoka marrow #hisoka morrow #hisoka morrow x reader #hisoka hxh #hxh #ヒソカ #ヒソカモロウ #hisoka x y/n #me encanta Hisoka #I love Hisoka

[aisurozu]

BBcode Hisoka made for candy FluffyPretty - Amor Doce - Frozen Rose

1 2 / O 1 / 2 O 2 3

[ultraericthered]

Anime Update V2 15

Noragami Aragoto - With Summer here, I decided I could finally start on this. First episode was pretty standard other than it being so damn good to see the Power Trio and their friends again, and there’s some intrigue going on with Bishamon’s Regalia court. Actually, Bishamon herself stood out pretty strongly in this one; she was never a clear cut villain despite being against Yato, but this really shows us how compassionate, charitable, and just plain good she is to all the lost, endangered souls she makes her Regalia and treats like family. I can now definitely see why she and Kofuku are such good pals.

Hunter x Hunter - The fourth phase continues, and once again both episodes from both versions covered identical ground. The two most noteworthy things are that Tonpa was finally, FINALLY taken out of the Exam, which was long overdue and especially satisfying to watch in the 1999 anime, and the scary looking hunter with pins all over their face has an alliance with Hisoka going on, and they remove the pins so that their face (even their hair) totally changes into its true shape - some adrogynous prettyboy/girl appearance. Yeah, it’s weird.

Fruits Basket - Oh, Kagura Sohma. A character who is a relic of a time where domestic abuse of male characters by female characters was played as hilarious slapstick comedy in manga/anime. Actually, she really IS a relic of her time because she fits in with little incident in the 2001 show but feels completely out of place in the 2019 show!  One big part of that is just how poorly the “jokes” done with her have aged, like they’ve not been updated at all and the character really should’ve been rewritten for the new version. But the other big part is just the tonal differences and execution in the latter compared to the former - 2001 Kagura being awful and doing awful things in a wacky, over-the-top cartoony sort of way keeps with the tone that this version of the series has established at this point, and the way she’s presented right down to the voice acting sells that this is a mentally ill, largely innocent and well-meaning girl who really, truly cannot help herself due to the nature of the Zodiac Boar ingrained within her. The joke violence against Kyo doesn’t always land and other characters’ reactions to it borders on nonsensical, but Kagura is likable and endearing enough to offset this and work anyway, with her budding friendship with Tohru being genuinely sweet and convincing. NONE of that is applicable to 2019 Kagura, who does the same awful things in the same off-the-walls tone in a series that’s normally more grounded, and the way she’s presented just makes her look straight up horrifying and stomach churningly despicable, to the point where everyone’s non-reactions to her abuse of Kyo feels infuriating and it’s hard to buy what makes her and Tohru get along outside of their shared love for Kyo, and no amount of “she’s a boar!” can excuse it.

I hear Kagura only really factors into a few more points in the 2001 anime, and I won’t mind seeing her again when I get there. I am NOT looking forward to whatever the 2019 anime does with her, though.

Rozen Maiden - I’m now really curious as to what Jun’s deal is that makes him shut himself off from society to the point where he has to go incognito whenever going outside. What is his deal, and why does it make him such a little jerk? Felt a little more sympathetic to Hinaichigo here and loved Nori trying to figure out what her favorite sweet treat was. Liked learning more about the Alice Game’s stakes and how as Shinku’s servant, Hinaichigo cannot be with Tomoe again but it’s better than being slain, and we’ve even now met our creepy main antagonist, the evil Suigintou. She’s one to watch out for...

Fate/Stay Night - Still love how Ilya is hanging around at Shirou’s and just being part of the family even as her crazy, amoral, no-cares-in-the-world self, and I was legit horrified to meet the guy partnered with Caster, a teacher at Shirou, Rin, and Sakura’s school who is actually a cold-blooded, apathetic, downright murderous bastard who doesn’t mind how many souls Caster may need to sacrifice in her quest to obtain the Grail. A younger Patrick Seitz does great in the role, as does Tara Platt as Caster, making her as intriguing and dignified as she is formidable and frightening. The turn at the end was rather predictable, though - of course it was gonna be Sakura!

Revolutionary Girl Utena - What I expected to get was more creepy Black Rose Duelist antics. But what I got instead...was THIS SHIT.

Sound! Euphonium S2 - Penultimate episode, got to see our school band play at the Nationals...except we didn’t, really, and knowing Jukki Hanada, that clued me in that they were going to end up just short of winning gold, and sure enough they won bronze instead. Mr. Taki’s aspirations to fulfill his late wife’s dream were thwarted at the final inning, yet he still makes a point to appreciate all of his students efforts and be proud of what they were able to convey before the crowds, and how far they all came together. Reina also publicly confessed her love to Taki in place of a school cheer, but it doesn’t seem that Taki understood it correctly. I appreciated the payoffs given with Asuka and her bio dad, and Kumiko and her sister at the end.

MAR - Pretty much a pure filler episode before we get to the real meat of the plot. And while I was amused by a lot of it, I couldn’t fully get into it partially because I knew John Peach wouldn’t end up as Team MAR’s seventh person since Alviss is still out there waiting to fill that slot, but mainly because John Peach’s VA was Vic Mignogna. 

AMC: Akudama Drive - Everything that is going on with this anime is still totally bonkers, I don’t know who’s behind the talking cat or get what their aim really is here, Swindler is an adorable precious bean, Hoodlum is delightfully goofy and rather Leorio-esque, Cutthroat is an absolute fucking lunatic whose childish, eccentric psychopathy is sometimes endearing but at other times frustrating and terrfiying, and that history lesson about Kanto and Kansai was pretty sweet, as was the fight with Master and Pupil. Overall, it’s still a fun bumpy drive.

AND

Code Geass: Akito the Exiled - Finally got around to the second episode. Still has the same weaknesses and strengths, but I feel this one was a slight improvement over the first and was certainly more focused, with the backstabbing rebel trio’s conflict of interest being the most engaging part, the action scenes actually had me excited, dorky jazz music and all, and while Akito having bad blood with his eeeeevil older brother is about as cliche as it gets, I can’t say that it’s done poorly. But of course, the real standout moments were seeing Suzaku on the train headed towards St. Petersburg, and then when he gets there towards the end, we see he’s accompanied by none other than motherfucking Lelouch, now wearing a patch over his Geass eye and calling himself Sir Julius Kingsley, fabulous as ever! If Akito & friends are to go up against him, I’d be very, very concerned.

#Anime Update #Anime Update V2

[mage-mahariel]

And they were "Business Partners" ♥️

#hisoka amorou #hisoka morow #illumi #illumi zoldyck #meme #hxh #hunter x hunter #hisoka #hisoillu #hisoka x illumi #hxh hisoka #hxh illumi #hisoillumi #shitpost #hxh ships #hxh shitpost

[whom-the-hell]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating Hisoka would include...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating Hisoka would include...

⋄ He does your makeup and you do his.

⋄ He shows you card tricks to cheer you up.

⋄ He gives the best cuddles and hugs, you can’t prove me wrong.

⋄ Is really into PDA.

⋄ You gotta remind him to cut his nails 💀✋.

⋄ Is surprisingly good at cooking.

⋄ He calls you sweet names like: darling, cutie, my fruit, honey, sweetheart, baby etc...

⋄ Perverted and kinky af.

⋄ Big dick energy.

⋄ Gets you A LOT of gifts for no god damn reason.

⋄ Is there anyone you hate/dislike and want them dead? We can arrange that <//3

⋄ He is still simping for you even if y’all are dating.

⋄ Guess what his love language is. That’s wrong, it’s physical touch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

⋄ I feel like Hisoka is the type of boyfriend that gets weird ass names from his s/o and likes them.

⋄ He takes you on fun and romantic dates like: carnival, movies, waterpark, restaurants, picnics at the beach etc.

⋄ He will remind you every day that he loves you.

⋄ Never lets you go away from his bungee gum. Good luck trying to go out without him.

⋄ He buys matching clothes for you and him.

⋄ I feel like he would take your phone and take millions of photos of him.

⋄ “Send nudes  ⭐( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)💧?”

⋄ Will not get flustered easily, so you gotta try.

⋄ Flirts with you A LOT.

⋄ Will probably use bungee gum when y’all French kiss, so uhh, good luck with that too.

⋄ Y’all just eat gum together.

⋄ Will literally protect you with his life.

⋄ He loves it when you wear skin care face masks together.

⋄ Illumi is always in the background looking at y’all like some kinds of aliens ◉_◉

⋄ Hisoka will literally support you in anything.

⋄ Gets weird at times, but you get used to it.

⋄ Is also very touch starved.

⋄ Likes hugging you from behind.

⋄ Surprises you with kisses very often.

⋄ He makes a lot of perverted/dirty jokes.

⋄ He will buy you anything, just ask him.

⋄ Is the type to dance and make tik tok’s with you 💀✋.

⋄ Is surprisingly a very good dancer. (Charli D’amelio is now shacking).

#hxh #hunter x hunter #hisoka morow #hisoka amorou #hisoka x you #hisoka x reader #hisoka x y/n #hisoka headcanons #hxh x reader #hxh headcanons #fic #fiction #headcanons #anime character headcanons #cute #oop #what did i write #hisoka

[genshenanigans]

Hisoka: So what do you do?

Adam: I creep the fuck out of children and I'm in love with a 17 year old minor.

Hisoka: Get your priorities straight, 12 years old is when their at their ripest-

Adam: But either way we still both love someone our age?

Illumi & Tadashi out of nowhere: Yep.

#hisoka #hisoka amorou #illumi #illumi zoldyck #adam sk8 #adam #tadashi #sk8 the infinity #hunter hunter #hunter x hunter #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #there both so similar its creepy #but i can see them meeting up

[amayawolfe]

It's Good to be Home (Hisoka x Fem.Reader)

(Warning: some harsh language, mild fluff, mild angst, and just a touch of NSFW mostly towards the end)

Word Count: 5616 (wwaaayyyy longer than I intended for a first short story...)

(Summary: You're a Hunter who's been Hisoka Amorou's beloved and trusted life partner for the better part of six years. After being together just past two years, the two of you found yourselves expecting a child. Maybe it was a slip up, or maybe one/both of you planned it; either way, nine months later you two have a baby girl.

This short story is a "slice of life" type of story. You finally had enough of being the "stay at home mom" and get away to go on a mission leaving Hisoka at home to watch your daughter. What you find when you return is not what you expected...)

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   You pulled up next to your life partner's car in your own driveway. A small, tired smile touched your lips. You loosed a sigh and rubbed your face and eyes with your gloved hands. It had been a long drive home from the airport, but it was the last leg of your return trip. Moving your hands to your neck you rub it a bit and tilt your head from side to side. Feeling, as well as hearing it, crack and pop as you did so.

   Your phone suddenly vibrated and pinged at you from the passenger seat where you had tossed it at the beginning of the drive. Reaching over you picked it up and turned the screen towards you; it's a text from your long time friend/associate and business partner for the mission you had just finished, Illumi Zoldyck.

Illu: Did you make it home?

   You partially removed your gloves so that only your thumbs were exposed and texted a reply.

You: Yeah, I literally just pulled into the driveway. Haven't even gotten out of the car yet.

Illu: Okay, good.

Illu: Next mission I should contact Hisoka, correct?

You: Unless my skills are more suited for the mission, other than that, I would say "yes".

Illu: Very well, good night, (y/n).

You: Take care, Illu, and thanks again.

   Up until just now, you had not gone on a single mission since your pregnancy and the following birth of your daughter just over three years ago. It was your life partner, Hisoka, that took off for weeks at a time either for missions on his own or with Illumi.

   This hadn't bother you one bit when it was just the two of you. While he was away, you would take a mission as well or travel until about the time he would usually return. Not to mention you really did treasure your alone time playing video games, watching movies or shows, working on your hobbies, or simply relaxing in the silence of an empty apartment.

   Then there was the fact that after a while you would need a recharge from Hisoka himself. You truly loved and adored your life partner and wouldn't trade him for anyone or anything in the world, and you were relatively sure it was the same for him with you. However, Hisoka was, well, Hisoka; he had a tendency to become mentally, not to mention physically, exhausting from time to time.

   Ironically, it was the love and need of your own independence and alone time that made you and a person like Hisoka work so well. That and a truck load of patience.

   He had stayed home during most of your pregnancy, only leaving when you were on the verge of literally killing him. But he would be sure to stay close to home, traveling no more than a few hours away in case something came up and you needed him. Hisoka was actually there for the birth of his daughter and stayed home for the first few months. But once you and (d/n) were settled into a good routine on your own, he started taking missions once more.

   Hisoka was a surprisingly good father when he was home and constantly spoiled her with gifts he collected while he was out. He made sure to give (d/n) lots of love and attention, watching and playing with her whenever you needed a nap, shower, some alone time or went out for training. And, of course, he would make sure to give you attention and affection as well. Attention and affection you more than enjoyed returning just as much as receiving.

   Well, most of the time.

   For the last few months you had started to become extremely restless and moody. You were a Hunter, damnit. Not to mention a powerful and skilled nen user. You missed going out on missions. You were also concerned with how little training you were able to get now a days. Both you and Hisoka had your fair share of enemies, and you wanted to keep your skills and senses keen for as long as your possibly could.

   You had tried more than once in having a serious, yet calm, sit down with Hisoka over the matter while your daughter was down for her nap. But, as usual, when your life partner didn't like what was being talked about he would poke and tease you or change the subject entirely. This usually lead into a heated argument that was comically kept to shouted whispers so as to not wake (d/n). The argument would usually end with the both of you laying in bed hot, sweaty, and spent. This always seemed to be your daughters cue to wake up, ending any further discussion of the matter for the time being.

   So, having gotten no where on the subject, you had decided to take matters into your own hands. You contacted Illumi, asking him to not contact Hisoka for the next mission and that you would like to go instead. Illumi seemed more than willing to work with you. You guessed that he needed a little change up as well when it came to his business partner.

   Your travel bag was packed and hidden in the bedroom closet before Hisoka had even returned home. All you needed was Illumi to tell you where to meet him and you could bolt out the door. Of course, you felt a little guilty. And you knew Hisoka was going to be very annoyed, if not angry, but this was for your own mental well being.

   You had tried to imitate the same mood you had been showing the last few months. But Hisoka's keen intuition was telling him something was up, and he watched you with curious interest over the course of a few days.

   "You've been checking your phone more than usual, love~ ♣" he had finally commented from the kitchen where he was leaning against the counter drinking his morning coffee, "Is there something I should know about?~ ♠"

   You had shook your head and had set your phone back down on the table.

   "Not really, just expecting a text from a friend," you had answered honestly. Hisoka only hummed into his coffee cup in response, eyes still upon you as you where now horribly failing in defending your waffles from your ravenous toddler.

   When you had finally gotten the text from Illumi, your mind switched to "Hunter Mode". Quickly and quietly, you grabbed your travel back and set it by the door. You then entered the living room and scooped up your daughter, giving her kisses all over her little face as you headed in your life partner's direction.

   He had been sitting on the couch reading something on his phone when you caught him by surprise in leaning down and giving him a deep, loving kiss while passing (d/n) into his protective arms.

   "I'm heading out," you had told him, "I'll be back in a while." The look on Hisoka's face was surprised and curious. You usually told him ahead of time when you where planning on going out for errands or training.

   You gave him another quick kiss on the forehead and turned for the door.

   "(y/n), wait, where are you going? ♠" Hisoka tried to grab your wrist but you dodged him easily. (d/n) was now clinging to him and becoming fussy, thinking it was Hisoka who was about to leave. She would get that way sometimes. Something you had hoped she would do to take Hisoka's main focus away from you just long enough for you to slip away.

   You heard Hisoka call your name again as you grabbed your bag and practically ran out the door. Not wasting a single precious second, you were in your car on your way to the airport. You breathed a sigh of relief then giggled with excitement. That had gone smoother than you could possibly hope it would.

    But then your phone began to ring, playing the ringtone Hisoka had picked out himself. Your heart picked up it's pace a little as you answered it and put it on speaker.

   "Yes, love?"

   "(y/n), darling, what's going on... ♠" A chill ran down your spine. It wasn't a question, it was a demand. And even though it was worded nicely, the tone spoke volumes. Hisoka was not happy.

   "Easy love~," you stated calmly, "I'm just going on a mission with Illumi. I'll be back in a few days. A week at most. I promise."

   There was silence on the phone for a moment. You could almost feel Hisoka's blood lust starting to come through the phone.

   "What... ♠" Yeah, he was pissed. But you were never one to back down to Hisoka's rage. Your own anger flared up in response and you put your game face on. You had mentally prepared yourself for this.

   "Amorou," you said sternly, only ever using his last name when you were serious and/or angry, "Before (d/n) was born we agreed we would take parenting duties on equally. That we would still be equal partners in this relationship. It hasn't been that way for quite some time and I feel like I am trapped and stagnating. I need to take this mission or else I feel like I am going to go fucking crazy!"

   You could now hear the tv in the background signaling he had moved back into or near the living room. Hisoka remained was quiet. You knew he was listening, thinking. So you took a calming breath and continued.

   "I'm a Hunter, just like you. And just like you I have... needs. And as amazing a sex god you are, those needs can't always be satisfied in the bedroom, love." You heard Hisoka smirk. Picking up on his thoughts you spoke again before he could.

   "Or the shower, or the kitchen counter, or the back seat of the car, or the couch... Am I missing any where?"

   "~Yes. ♥ In fact, you're missing several places.~ ♥" Now you could hear the smirk in his voice causing you to smirk as well. Hisoka was still annoyed, at the very least, but you knew he was calming down.

   "I guess you'll have to refresh my memory when I get back."

   "Mmm, I think I can handle that.~ ♦"

   You chuckled. Oh, I know you can.

   "Since this is your first time watching (d/n) on your own for more than a few hours, I left you some notes underneath the cereal on top of the fridge to help you out. Call me if you need anything and I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

   "Very well,~ ♠" Hisoka said with a pouty sigh, "You said you may be gone for a week at most, right?~ ♣"

   "Yes, and I promise to be sure and update you as I go along." It was only fair seeing as it was the only thing you really asked of him while he was out on missions. To simply let you know he was alive.

   "Alright, but don't think we're done talking about the way you went about this,~ ♠" he almost cooed, "We're going to have a long, serious discussion when you get back.~ ♦"

   Tingles went up your spine and you felt a slight knot form in your stomach, causing you to squeeze your thighs together a little. You knew exactly what he was saying, and it had little to do with actual talking.

   "Sounds fair to me," you smirked.

   "Take care, kitten. Be safe.~ ♥"

   "I will, love." And with that you hung up the phone.

   And it seemed that was that. It had gone easier than you thought it would over all; and oddly enough, that gave you a feeling of unease. Hisoka was not one to give up easily. But in truth, there wasn't much he could have done. There was no one he trusted enough to watch (d/n) on such short notice, and it's not like leaving her home alone was an option. Quickly packing her up into the car to chase after you wasn't exactly the wisest of ideas either.

   You held your word about keeping in touch. Letting him know when you reached the airport, landed at your destination, met up with Illumi, and so on and so forth. You had put your phone on silent during the mission, as was protocol, but checked it and checked in when the two of you had completed the mission and were safe.

   Hisoka would sometimes reply, but kept it short. Nothing abnormal for him. He also sent pictures like how you did for him while he was away. Some were cute, like the one where he made spaghetti for dinner and sent a picture of (d/n) happily enjoying her food with sauce all over her face. And some were more private, like the one he sent of himself standing in front of the full body mirror completely naked and at "full mast" with the message, "wut ur missin 2night 💕😜💞😘 💓"

   The last message you had sent him was after you had landed at the airport, telling him you would be driving home shortly. He had simply replied with "i'll be waiting 😍💕🥰💓😘 " The man really did love his emojis...

   You really didn't know what to think of this with it coming from Hisoka. As it sounded both sweet and foreboding...

   Sitting in your car that was rapidly cooling down from the cold wintery night air outside, you mentally prepared yourself for what ever your life partner may have awaiting you.

   The chill of the night immediately nipped at your nose as you got out of your car. You collected your travel bag from the back and turned to walk up the pathway to your front door, hitting the lock button on your car remote as you did so.

   Your house windows were dark, making you wonder if Hisoka hadn't managed to stay up in waiting for you after all. Upon reaching your front door you quickly looked about out of sheer habit, making sure that no one was waiting to rush in on you as you opened the door.

   Feeling that it was safe, you unlocked your door and walked across the threshold. Not even two steps in you nearly tripped and fell over something, barely catching yourself on your front door handle in time. Righting yourself, you took a step back and looked to see what you had tripped on.

   It was one of your daughter's large stuffed animals. A stuffed dog, to be precise. (d/n) would put it there saying that it was guarding the house, despite you telling her not to leave her toys on the floor like that.

   With a sigh you shoved the toy aside with your foot, making a mental note to pick it up later. You finished entering the house with closing and locking the door behind you. But when you turned and took no more than five steps into your dark home you trip over another toy and nearly fell again. It was your daughters toy car for her dollies this time.

   "What the hell?" you whispered to yourself. Reaching over you flipped on the light to the foyer and your heart clenched. From what you could see, the house was a complete mess.

   Toys and clothes were littered all over the floor. There were even some dirty dishes here and there. There were sloppy, childish drawings all over the walls. You took immediate notice of the drawings that were most definitely to high for your child to reach on her own. Your jaw and fists clenched in rage.

   "You've got to be fucking kidding me..." you spat through clenched teeth.

   Setting your bag down you started to slowly make your way through the house, taking care in where you stepped so as to not trip and break your neck. As you started to pass the kitchen you dared to look in. Your blood started to boil.

   It looked like every dish you owned was dirty, piled high in and around a filthy sink. There was food and sticky dried drink all over the counters, splattered over the floor, what looked like burnt marshmallow on the stove top and you didn't even want to know what was on the ceiling!

   It wouldn't surprise you if there was a blood vessel now protruding from your forehead at this point. You had to look away from your once beautiful kitchen to take a deep breath and focus on In so as to not leak to much blood lust and risk harming your daughter.

   "(y/n)? ♠" a familiar voice called out quietly from the living room down the hall.

   "Amorou," you snarled and turned in the direction you heard the voice come from. Your strides were swift and determined as you stepped around the mine field of toys in the hall.

   The glowing, shifting light that was spilling from the living room into the hall told you the tv was on. You turned and upon entering the living room you quickly noticed that it was in just as bad of condition. You turned again to face your so called life partner, fully prepared to chew him out for what he allowed to happen to the family home. Hell, you were actually mad enough to fight him and do some serious damage at this point.

   But the moment you looked down at him and saw the sight that was laying on the couch, nearly all your rage evaporated.

   Hisoka was laying on his back, head slightly turned upward as he looked over at you with tired eyes. His hair was an absolute mess. And not the sexy, messy way he would have it when he wore it down. No, it was an actual mess mess. There were a few stains on his shirt and his sweat pants like he had worn them for more than a day or two. You nearly laughed when you noticed his mismatched socks. It was then you suddenly remembered that in your haste and excitement over finally going out on a mission you had forgotten to do the laundry before you left. He had probably run low or out of clothes.

   His ultimate saving grace from the tongue lashing you had been so ready to give him was the form of your daughter sleeping tummy side down on top of Hisoka's chest. She had her favorite blanket draped over her and one of Hisoka's hands was resting lightly on the middle of her back to make sure she didn't roll off him onto the floor.

   As cute as the scene was, you couldn't help but think Hisoka looked a little... pathetic. A little defeated even.

   You stifled a laugh and tried to keep a stern face, but the corners of your mouth kept twitching as your lips betrayed you, wanting to smile. Sure that he had sensed your blood lust a moment ago, you were ever so slightly hoping that he thought you were still furious. You moved closer to the couch and squat down so that the two of you were eye level.

   "Amorou," you feigned a quiet, angry voice. A voice you usually had just before you lost it and tore someone to pieces. "What did you allow to happen to our home?"

   Hisoka tried to shift into a better position but cringed when it caused (d/n) to stir. It was obvious he did not want her to wake up. You glanced at her then looked back to him.

   "Did she just get to sleep?" Hisoka nodded.

   "She wanted to wait up for you with me. ♠" You raised an eyebrow at this and he continued, "I was going to straighten up a bit before you got home." You rolled your eyes, not really believing him on that one. "But (d/n) started to throw a tantrum and would not stop until I laid down with her... ♠"

   You felt your face soften a bit, Hisoka's voice sounded so tired. But despite his defeated condition, you couldn't help but poke fun. After all, he had done so many a time to you.

   "Hisoka Amorou," you jeered softly, "Hisoka the Magician, The Grim Reaper of Heaven's Arena, defeated by a three year old." You looked at your sleeping daughter again. "I'd say it was a flawless victory."

   Hisoka glared at you, lips pressed tightly together into scowl. A sly grin raced across your own lips when you saw the look on his face.

   "Keep looking at me like that and I'll just leave you here for the night and have the bed all to myself."

   He pressed his lips together even more tightly and looked away.

   "You can be so cruel... ♠" he mumbled. You chuckled softly, leaned forward, and kissed his cheek.

   "I've learned from the best, love."

   Turned your full attention to your daughter, you signaled for Hisoka to slowly move his hand as you laid your own in it's place. You started to hum a soft lullaby as you began to gently rub (d/n)'s back; doing this for a couple minutes until your daughter took a deep breath and let out a sigh of pure relaxed contentment. Her breathing slowed even more, signaling she had slipped into a deeper state of sleep.

   Now it was safe to move her. Slowly. Carefully. Gently. You slid your daughter's head to your shoulder and moved the rest of her body to your chest. Still humming the lullaby, you freed your life partner and started to move towards (d/n)'s room. Having to carefully step over toys and other random objects, the time getting her into her bed was taking longer than you would have liked.

   Making it to your daughter's room you nearly stopped humming upon seeing the state of it. It was in a much worse condition than what it normally was and her bed was covered in toys.

   This child has way to many toys...

   Thankfully Hisoka had been following you and noticed why you had stopped. Slipping past you with the stealth and grace of a cat, he quietly cleared (d/n)'s bed of all but her blankets, pillows, and favorite stuffed animals.

   Giving him an approving nod, you laid (d/n) down in the same manner you had picked her up and continued rubbing her back while humming for a few minutes. Once you were sure she was settled in you slowly stood up and, while still humming, made your way out of the room with Hisoka close behind you.

   The two of you tiptoed down the hall and into your shared bedroom.  Before you even had a chance to speak a single word your life partner turned you around, slipped his arms around your waist, pulled you tightly into himself, and buried his face into the crook of your neck. You wrapped your arms around him and buried your face into his neck in return.

   "Did somebody miss me?" you teased. He only hummed a response and continued to hold you close.

   After a couple minutes, Hisoka broke the hug and pulled back a little. You looked up into his eyes as he took you chin into his hand. Some of his energy seemed to have returned. It gleamed in those beautiful amber eyes you loved so much. He leaned in and kissed you softly on the lips.

   It started off sweet, with multiple little kisses on your lips. Then his hands moved down to your bottom and he gave a firm squeeze, pulling your hips tighter against him. He started to kiss you more deeply and you felt his tongue start to push against your lips, begging to be let into your mouth.

   "Mmnn!!" you noised suddenly and pushed away from him. Hisoka gave you a look of surprise at your sudden action. You pointed at him sternly.

   "Despite how calm you may think I am, Amorou, I am still mad at you and you are not getting any sex from me until you help me clean this house to my satisfaction tomorrow."

   You turned away from him towards the bed and froze in mid-step.

   "Are you fucking serious?!?!?!" you hissed.

   Sure, the bed wasn't made, but that wasn't what angered you. What angered you was the half eaten plate of spaghetti on the bed, what looked to be cookie crumbs all over the sheets, more of (d/n)'s toys, and a spilled juice cup.  

   You snapped your head in Hisoka's direction and glared daggers at him. You swore you could feel your eye twitching.

   "I'll help strip and make the bed.~ ♣" he stated with a smirk while he held up his hands defensively.

   "Damn right you will, " you growled through gritted teeth.

   His smirk widened. He went to the closet to get the fresh sheets and blankets as you removed the dishes and toys, setting them aside to be cleaned up tomorrow. As the two of you stripped the bed Hisoka decided to say his piece.

   "You know,~" he started, "the list you left me never did say anything about cleaning up.~ ♦"

   You stopped in middle of tossing one of the dirty blankets aside and blinked.

   Is.. Is he seriously messing with me right now?!

   Feeling your blood lust starting to rise to the surface once again, you slowly turned your head in his direction. But as you opened your mouth to say something he held up a single finger.

   "However, I must say I do commend you.~♣ I never really realized how much you did until I had to take care of (d/n) on my own for the week.~ ♠"

   You turned your body towards him fully and crossed your arms under your chest. "Go on."

   Your life partner smirked then shrugged. "You're an amazing mother to our little girl, (y/n); and this house would not be a home with out your touch. But most importantly of all, you love and put up with me.~ ♥"

   You smirked and narrowed your eyes at Hisoka. "Who told you I loved you? I'm sorry to say this, Amorou, but someone has been lying to you."

   Hisoka placed the back of one of his hands to his forehead and the other hand went over his heart in a dramatic like fashion. He emitted a small noise like he had been wounded

   "Ugh, Queen of my heart, how could you be so cold? ~ ♠"

   You snickered and whipped a pillow at him that he easily batted away back to your side.

   "I would have shown you some of my routines in how I do things had you listened to me in the first place," you stated as you finished brushing crumbs off the now bare mattress.

   "I suppose you have a point. ~ ♣" Hisoka spread the fitted sheet across the mattress as you started to but fresh pillow cases on the pillows. "Do you plan on taking more missions from now on? ~ ♣"

   "I told Illumi to contact you for the next one unless my skills are better suited for it." You picked up the flat sheet and spread it across the bed with Hisoka catching his side and shaking it out to lay it down evenly. "I would like to take every other mission or so. I never intended to pick it back up full time like you and I used to before we had (d/n). I just need to get out into the field and keep my senses and skills sharp. I'm not as out of shape as I thought I was, but I definitely could use some more training."

   Hisoka tossed the comforter over onto the bed and the two of your started spreading it out together. He was silent in thought for a moment, then sighed

   "That's fair. ~ ♣" he admitted. "Are you still willing to show me how you do things here? ~ ♦"

   "Of course," you smiled, "as long as you're willing to learn that is. Did that list I left you help at all?"

   "Ah, it probably would have had (d/n) not scribbled all over it after I left it on the table. ~ ♠"

   You dropped the last pillow into place and quickly covered your mouth to keep from laughing to loud.

   "If that was the case," you said behind your hand between laughter, "Why didn't you just text me asking for new notes? I could have done so while I was waiting for my airship to depart." He looked away from you to hide the sheepish expression that was now on his face.

   Ah, I see, he was to prideful to admit he had let something go wrong already and have to ask for help. Typical...

   Knowing not to push the matter you simply stripped out of all but your underwear and put on a clean sleeping shirt. As you slid into bed Hisoka stripped down to his boxers and turned off the lights, leaving a small night light on near the bedroom door. When he was climbing into bed you thought you heard a noise come from the hall.

   You looked in the direction of the bedroom door and started to sit up when Hisoka suddenly climbed on top of and pushed you back down into the freshly made bed.

   "Hiso-" your voice was interrupted when his lips came down onto yours roughly and his tongue took full advantage of your mouth that had been opened with words.

   For a few seconds, you gave into his physical demands and kissed him back with just as much vigor. Your tongues wrestled each other for dominance and your fingers went up into his tangled hair. Lifting your hips you pressed your pelvis against his and could feel his rapidly hardening member through the thin layers of cloth that separated the two of you. Your action caused a moan to slip from his throat.

   Another noise from the hall caught your sharp ear. It was closer to the door this time. You pushed Hisoka away from you just enough to break the kiss. He smirked down at you with lust dancing in his eyes.

   "I thought I told you no sex until after you help me clean the house tomorrow," you panted. Your own rising desires made you a little short of breath. Hisoka's smirk grew wider as he lightly grinded his pelvis against yours causing your breath to hitch.

   "Hmmmm.~ ♥ And what makes you think I won't be able to convince you otherwise?~ ♦" he purred. It was your turn to smirk.

   "Because, three..." Hisoka blinked in confusion.

   "Two..." Hisoka now raised an eyebrow, wondering why on earth you were counting down.

   "One." You pointed over to the bedroom door just as (d/n) stuck her little head into the room.

   "Daddy? Mommy home?" she called out sleepily. Hisoka let out a defeated groan and dropped down on top of you, knocking the wind out of you a bit and he buried his face into the pillow beside your head. You couldn't help but laugh at his reaction.

   "Yes, (d/n), I'm here," you gently called out to your daughter. She started to make her way over to you and her father. It was obvious she was intending to climb into bed with you just as she had so many a time before.

   You gently but firmly pushed your life partner off of you and to the side. As you did so you whispered to him, "Help me clean the house tomorrow and you can have your fill of me in what ever way you desire tomorrow night."

   Hisoka let out a frustrated growl in response causing you to laugh out loud again. You turned to your side so that he was now behind you. You held your arms open as (d/n) climbed into the bed and snuggled up against your chest. Wrapping your arms around her you hugged her closely to you and nuzzled your face into her hair. Her silky red locks were so much like her fathers. In fact, she was nearly a perfect replica of Hisoka, minus the eyes that is. She had your fierce yet beautiful eyes.

   "Did you miss me, munchkin?" you asked into (d/n)'s hair. She nodded a little.

   "Mmhmm, and daddy missed you." You felt Hisoka tense behind you and you chuckled.

   "Did he now?"

   "Yeah, he said he missed you lots." Busted, Hisoka sighed and rolled over so that his chest was against your back and his face was in your hair. He then reached his arm over you and (d/n), hugging you both closer to him.

   "I missed you and daddy, too," you said as you placed a kiss atop her head.

   "Mommy?"

   "Mmm?"

   "Happy your home."

   You hugged (d/n) again as you gently leaned into Hisoka's warm embrace.

   "It's good to be home, munchkin."

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[cherryskyies]

Hello. May I ask for a headcanon or one-shot of Hisoka as a father or Hisoka's kid if possible?

Hisoka as a father headcanons

Hisoka x reader // gn!reader (unless you consider reader being a mother and called momma not gn)

This is actually both headcanons and a short imagine at the end.

Main Masterlist

Hisoka as a father...quite questionable if you ask me. 

He would no doubt be a bad father. Hisoka doesn't like or want to be tied down, so having a kid won't change him- it might drive him away.

"What do I do with it?" He asks, blankly staring at you when you hand him the baby food. "It smells terrible."

You roll your eyes, having been over this a thousand times. "You feed them, like you'd feed yourself." 

It's better when your kid is older, he will take them to the arena to watch his fights and let them participate. 

Absent for the most part. You will be a single parent, don't expect him to be around often.

The only bright side to having Hisoka as your baby daddy, is the money he sends you. 

"I don't know why I even let you be in her life," you said, prepared to shut the door in his face.

It had been months since either of you had seen him, your child constantly asking "where's daddy, momma?"

She didn't deserve the confusion, you didn't deserve the heartache.

He chuckled, pushing past you to get in the house. "Where's daddy's princess?" 

The excited squeal of your daughter made you smile, watching as she flung herself in his arms. "Daddy!"

Hisoka looked over to you, holding the small girl in his arms. "I'm her father, that's why." He responded, cooing at your daughter. 

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[amelie-von-krolock]

“The grim reaper's riddles don’t need anyone to answer... ♦️”

– Hisoka Morrow

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[thenapmaster]

What do you mean his heals weren’t that high?

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[kimetsoo]

⊹ hisoka amorou icons ⊹

↳ please like/reblog if you save!

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[fledglingweeb]

This card- O////O

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[incubusricksucksdick]

Pls don’t repost

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