#hiring moving

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 168

So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know. 

See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite. 

But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise. 

Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do. 

What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Coast City is where Hal Jordan lives hilarious enough #I just chose a random city but honestly a green lantern city is hilariously on brand for where Danny would choose to move #He’s just a cheerful space core dude who is glaring down several ghosts & helping others move on while he’s working #He’s also slightly uncanny valley to people outside of Amity & doesn’t realize it #He runs into a reporter Wes at some point & okay the fact he looks like the lady doing math meme when seeing Dan? #Utterly hilarious #Danny holding a newborn with matching slightly pointy ears and claws :) #Wes who is *pretty sure* Danny is cis but is second guessing everything now: #Danny is going to do his best to avoid any hero BS #He’s trying to do his JOB #Who cares if he brings his baby to work he needs to eat and he isn’t going to hire a babysitter #Bby Jordan tried to set the house on fire during his last tantrum do you THINK anyone else can deal with him? That’s what he thought now ou #Ellie visits as well & straight up melts out of the wall sometimes like a horror movie #She has weaponized her goo powers and is also excited to show her dad her new gravity ones #Space Core Danny + Fire Core Vlad = Sun Core Dan #Ellie has a Moon core (something something phases of the moon & travelling across the night sky) #Danny is encountering so many rogues and heroes and just doesn’t acknowledge it because he has a literal BABY who can destroy the entire JL #He’s very tired and would like a nap now

[gayshitanddadjokes]

Tim Drake: I have three relatives

Steph: ooh this one is gonna be good

Tim, counting on his fingers: Cass

Cass: *smiles*

Tim: Dick

Dick: score

Tim: and my stepmom Dana

Bruce: wait what

#steph: yo I love dana wanna share #dana winters didn't die to me #she's fine #she moved cities but she's still alive and Tim visits her once a month #dc hire me #tim drake #dick grayson #cassandra cain #bruce wayne #dana winters #red robin #nightwing #black bat #batman #fuck it all i just want dana winters back #< first thing that showed up when i typed in dana by the way #spoiler #stephanie brown #a

[vivenecii]

Let's delude ourselves and imagine that this is actually a post credit scene where Aziraphale rethought his decision, stopped the elevator, apologised to Crowley and now they are packing their belongings to their Bentley to move together to their South Downs cottage and live happily ever after.

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens spoiler #good omens season 2 spoiler #fanart #digital #crowley #anthony j crowley #david tennant #aziraphale #michael sheen #ineffable husbands #ending we all wanted to see #also crowley packing his things: Plants? Yep. Bentley? Yep. Aziraphale? Yep. That would be all I have and all I need. #meanwhile Aziraphale: Oh heavens we need to hire two trucks to move the books alone!

[clownsuu]

Aksdg..i.. akxk.. Hi Silvie doesn't know how to feel about too loud beetle man

SHARP TEEFS?!?!?!!!

#BIG brain move gamer LMAOOO #AUGHHHHH HE LOOKS SO CUUUUTE #He is a very friendly dude who can strike up a convo with anyone #If they don’t talk back he will anyway LXNCHCJDDJ #Small talk? #Non existent smhhh #“I didn’t know Howdy was hiring!” [walks into the back and proceeds to get scolded by howdy] #Howdy is aware of his crimes- #“Why should I pay when it’s right THERE?”

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: do you seriously think that's gonna work?

Peter: yeah! Why wouldn't it?

Tony: Because that is a toaster!

Harley: a high pressure toaster!

Tony: its still not gonna work! A toaster cant push bread out at a great anough force to make an ironman suit fly!

Peter: its not gonna make an ironman suit fly!

Harley: Its gonna make an ironpan suit fly!

Peter: It's made of frying pans!

Tony: Oh my God you're gonna die. You're both gonna die the day you move out.

#move out? #never gonna happen #and if it does tony will probably hire a private investigator on each of them #just to check they're doing alright #and not getting into trouble #if he doesn't spy on them himself that is #peter parker #harley keener #irondad #tony stark #ironman #spiderman #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker #incorrect irondad #spiderson

[of-mutts-and-men]

I’m not meant to work I’m meant to be part of a werewolf pack and be so very eepy and snuggly with all the other omegas in a big cozy nest all day >:((

#turning my failures into fantasy #im scared im never actually going to ever have a significant amount of income #i make like 20 something bucks a month if im lucky from side hustles #ive worked 2 fast food jobs for a collective 6 days and couldn’t handle it #only hired me in the first place because they said they were desperate for workers #only hurts a little bit #i just wanna move out so im not sensory overloaded 24/7 and my ocpd brain can give it a break with constantly day dreaming about moving out #i finish college this week!!! and have zero experience in anything #don’t go to college kids it’s a waste of time if you’re not doing a trade job #sighh

[vampireghostsart]

drawing my childhood littlest pet shop how i used to imagine them in my head as a kid

#vlad was my fav i have still have him #he wsa in a toxic relationship w ella and she was always drinking his blood #ghost was his best friend #her brother was the grim reaper 😭 idont even know what the plot was doing #also vlad and his brother (another lps beagle named sam lmao) #worked for a moving a company ??? like the most random job to have #i glued a dollhouse trunk to the back of a toy truck and whenever my lps switched houses they would hire vlad and sam #it was a whole thing #lps #lpsblr

[notebooks-and-laptops]

It's just WILD to me that bioware would pull this shit right after bg3 comes out to outstanding reviews for it's writing and characters!! Like I haven't played bg3 yet but it's clear to everyone with eyes that it's setting a new standard for RPGs despite how other studios are scrambling to claim it's a one off and impossible to replicate the same standard. And then bioware, in the wake of this, where half it's fans are seeing how amazing bg3 is and maybe losing interesting in da because of it are like...oh hey why don't we fire the writer who wrote some of our best received characters and a bunch more of the team to the point where it feels they don't care about the games anymore (depsite their stupid claim that this will help with releasing DA4). like. How is this not going to make people just lose complete faith and look somewhere else - especially when that something else is RIGHT THERE because it JUST CAME OUT

#dragon age #bioware #bg3 #honestly #funniest move would be if Mary Kilby and crew were hired to begin work on bg4 #like genuinely i would laugh my ass off #but also this sucks because dragon age is so important to me and like...i want it and its creators who have given me such joy #in times when i really needed it #to be treated with decency and respect

[marzipanandminutiae]

I just think Edith Cushing is a disaster and more people should acknowledge this and love her for it

she is a tornado in the body of a delicate ingenue. she Happens To People. this is the best thing about her, apart from the morbidity

#edith cushing #crimson peak #the fandom: 'so delicate and pure! so loving and forgiving! angel of redemption!' #the bios: 'yeah she developed a crush on a married 25-year-old when she was 15 and convinced her unknowing father to hire him as her tutor' #'and then confessed to him so ardently that he not only quit but MOVED TO A DIFFERENT TOWN' #we love a bad decisions goth queen in this house

[thepoisonroom]

that post that's like "learning social skills helps with social anxiety" applies to dating also btw

#i guess they have a circular relationship because also going on lots of first dates was really trial by fire for me in learning lots lf #new social skills #meeting new people was never my strong suit and i was very afraid of it and would avoid it but like! #when i first tried going on first dates i learned a lot about how to meet people and met types of queer people i'd never met before #and actually it was good for me even though it was often weird and stressful #and it was a lower-stakes way to practice social skills that i otherwise would've just avoided using until they atrophied #anyway whenever i see a dating profile that's like 'i'm afraid of talking to women lol' i'm like ok relatable but what's your plan to learn #i think also just like it doesn't have to be through dating but it is good for you to meet other gay and trans people offline if possible #when i moved to wisconsin i only knew my coworkers who were mostly also twentysomethings who'd been hired straight from college #and it was good for me to meet and make friends with other local gay and trans people who were involved in different stuff #idk i just don't know how many more 'i'm obsessed with romance but scoff at the idea that i should do anything about that' posts i can read #like if i said i wanted to run a marathon but i never practiced running people would fairly be like okay that's prob not gonna happen #idk i know it's no skin off my nose i'm just like. if you never take any steps towards expressing your desires #how do you think they're going to just happen to you #personal nonsense

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 80

 So Dan knows that there’s heroes that have gone back in time, he’s aware of that fact. But he doesn’t exactly care and has more important things to worry about. Like the fact that Danny and Ellie are now three years old, right when he’s moving, though maybe that’s a blessing in disguise seeing as the GIW are searching for them in Amity. 

  But still, he has more important things to worry about than the speedster vibrating five feet away from him. Like making sure Ellie and Danny are alright to visit (ugh) Peepaw Clocky while he goes to work. 

  Ms. Mercy is not messing around, which he appreciates in a workspace, but he has to wait for another opening in the daycare before he can bring his, as far as everyone else is aware, siblings who he got emergency custody of. 

  What with how Jazz is interning in Gotham, they figured Metropolis would be safer. Now if the speedster would stop following him, he would really appreciate it. He’s literally just an intern under Ms Mercy as an assistant, not even one of the scientists, and it’s not like his timeline of the end of the world exists anymore! 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #de aged danny #dan works at lexcorp so mercy can have a break some days #Lex sees this as extra useful because dan can double as intimidation and a bodyguard #Oh he's a meta? Oh that's fine- Immune to mind control?! Well seeing as the alien in the city gets mind controlled every week heck yeah #Bart is fuckin terrified when he sees Dan & calls Tim because *holy fuck* it's the thing behind his nightmares #W-with a pair of kids? Fussing over the pair of kids??? #Double checking that they have their things to spend the day with their grandpa???? #Luthor: If I hire a meta I will have diversity and it's good for PR #Mercy: Yeah I just need to train someone to not take his shit y'know how it is #Dan: I just need enough money to not ask for cash from Vlad I am not dealing with his motherhenning #Dan: I moved away to not be fussed over and I am not dealing with him #Vlad on the phone: Son why am I hearing about being a grandpa why was I not informed :C #Clockwork: Ah yes more time with my grandchildren :) A perfect timeline

[moregraceful]

I am once again job searching.... I am beginning to think capitalism is simply not for me. also do you know much easier my life in the bay area would be if I had any kind of skills that would transfer to a corporate or tech setting

#or was willing and able to move out of the bay area lol that's the other one. but that's a way more complicated discussion #but like imagine a world where i have a job i tolerate and isn't soulcrushing that allows me to make money...wow... #my work experience is like 1) public and academic libraries 2) human trafficking survivors 3) religious settings #AND LIKE OBVIOUSLY I CAN SPIN ALL OF THAT #but sometimes i go on teamwork and i look at sports jobs and i'm like. i could do that #i would be so good at social impact shit #but broadly if i was a hiring manager in any corporate setting i'd see my work experience and go. that's a hot mess. absolutely not #which i have found libraries and nonprofits are a little more tolerant of a chaotic resume.....alas #anyway if i seem insane in the next couple of months. it's bc my org is in a state of decay and i am not committed enough #to stick through to the end and/or be fired when we start losing funders. god bless bake on #fresno oilers.txt

[egberts]

lease renewal offer is straight up trying to scare us into staying at these shitty ass apartments

#ive moved probably 20 times at this point in my life and never once hired movers

[avvail-whumps]

“Can only move the eyes” for Leo please? Preferably with an extreme gag. Like one where his mouth his stuffed with cloth (so much that his jaw hurts), then forced shut so it can be sealed nicely. By sealed I mean wrapped in layers of tape. Or perhaps glued shut and then taped shut to make Leo feel extra stuck

@badthingshappenbingo prompt: can only move the eyes word count: 0.7K

content warnings: intimate whumper, non-con touching (not sexual), non-con kissing (not sexual, on the head), captivity, leather restraints, manhandling, extreme gag, non-con drugging, knives, cutting (of another person)

Leo was yanked from unconsciousness before Roy was finished strapping him down to the table. His arm sluggishly lifted up in the haze of it all, and he was hardly even able to register when the mercenary gently brought it back down to the leather loop, fastening him in. 

He blinked a hazy sheen from his eyes, the stark lights above him making him whimper. It was too late to do anything by the time Roy entered his field of vision, lips curved into an amused smirk and his eyes shimmering with that fox-like nature. He shushed him quietly, the noise making him wince. 

“You’re alright, lion,” he hummed under his breath, leaning over him to retrieve what Leo could barely make out as a white cloth. “Keep still for me.” 

A sudden shock of fear stabbed through his heart. His limbs suddenly surged upwards in an attempt to get away from him, panic seering through his nerves, but he realised he couldn’t. He lifted his head up, glossy eyes widening in horror when he realised he was strapped securely to a cold, metal table. It was digging uncomfortably into his spine, but no matter how much he jerked and wriggled, they wouldn’t budge. 

Fingers tangled in his hair, yanking his head back down to the table. A wretched cry of pain escaped his lips, but it was cut off when Roy stuffed the rolled up cloth into his mouth. He wrenched his head to the side, panicked breaths choking in his throat, but the man only gripped his locks tighter, pain stinging his scalp. 

“Come on, lion,” he smiled, fingers prodding the cloth further into his mouth, dragging along his tongue and making him gag. “The more you fight, the slower this is gonna go.” 

Without his hands to grapple at the man’s wrists, Leo was panicking. 

The gag was being forced so far into his mouth, he was sure it was about to hit the back of his throat. No matter how much he tried to spit it out, it was lodged on his tongue and violent heaves were shaking his lungs. The familiar screech of duct tape made him blink the hot tears out of his vision, frantically shaking his head. 

Roy didn’t acknowledge it, instead smoothly applying the duct tape around his head, sealing his mouth completely shut. Each ragged breath suddenly became lodged in his throat, and Leo screamed into the gag in terror. The leather restraints dug uncomfortably into his skin, rubbing it red raw. The secretary tried to breathe in through his nose, but the spots still began guarding the edges of his vision, reminding him of his predicament. 

There was a sharp prick on the side of his neck, and he couldn’t stop the confused whimper that sounded in his throat. Roy’s hand began gently brushing away the hair on his clammy forehead, his watery eyes wide and staring up at him. 

“It’s just a muscle relaxant. Don’t worry, lion,” he cooed gently, leaning down and kissing his temple. Leo turned his head away abruptly, but the man was already fastening it in place with a strap that ran along his forehead. The sob was muffled against the cloth in his mouth, drying it out within seconds. 

He could feel the effects of the drug hit him rather quickly. It was as though his whole body was floating, not quite here with him, and his panicked struggles were extinguished swiftly enough. Even when Roy pushed his shirt up, exposing the skin of his belly, all he could do was watch him in horror, his eyes darting from the smug expression on his face, and the knife in his hands.

“I need this to be perfect,” Roy hummed, ghosting the blade along his flesh. He felt a shudder hurdle down his spine, and he wanted nothing more than to leer away from the touch. His eyes wearily pinched shut, before flickering open again. He could only stare at the bleak ceiling, stinging under the bright lights. “I need everyone to know that you belong to me, right, lion?” 

Leo’s throat closed up when the blade slowly sliced across his flesh, his lungs contracting painfully. Even with the intense rush of adrenaline, the pounding of his blood through his veins and the thundering bass of his heart, he couldn’t move. Each drag of the knife made it painfully aware of what he was spelling out. 

Because apparently the initial carved into his wrist wasn’t enough for the mercenary.

#bad things happen bingo #can only move the eyes #original work #ask #guns for hire special #whump #whump writing #whump series #whump fic #whumpblr #whump community #whump tropes #whump scenario #whumper #whumpee #leo and roy #writing #my writing #guns for hire requests #avvail whumps

[mynonclicheblog]

it's probably not healthy how often i imagine portland row years into the future, after the trio's talents have faded, where they no longer hunt ghosts together but they find other ways to pay the bills and never move out because they just love the little home they've made here, and lucy and lockwood are an actual couple and george simply tolerates it because he loves them individually so much and can't imagine life away from either of them, which is good because lucy and lockwood wouldn't have it any other way

i don't know if this is compatible with book canon in the long run, but thinking about it just. soothes my soul. it is everything i want for them

#lockwood and co #lockwood & co #lucy carlyle #anthony lockwood #george karim #george cubbins #locklyle #sometimes it's better to Not move on from what got you through your youth #also. ppl will meet locklyle out somewhere and then visit their house for the first time and be like 'who is this man' #and george will wave awkwardly wearing a giant rubber glove from where he is unclogging the sink drain #guests are like 'is he your hired help?' and they're like 'no that's our best friend' #'oh. how long is he staying with you?' 'no no he lives here' #locklyle kissing at the breakfast table and george being all 'must you do that in front of my eggs. i haven't even had a coffee yet' #'christ. i don't know why i put up with you two' [but everyone smiles bc they all know] #ANYWAY #i'm clearly very normal about this concept #*success

[damianito]

Here is me messing around with anemo scaramouche

#♡ #Fanart #Genshin Impact #原神 #Scaramouche #The design was not hard #but the fucking colors #*Hold him by the throat #YOU #Im happy with the results so aint moving shit #he looks like himself without too much change #Took some inspo from Raiden boss & Ei #MHY should hire me for character design