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#hilda incorrect quotes
lex-posts · 5 months
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Astrid, stifling laughter:
Johanna: Whats got you so cheery?
Astrid, Points: L-Look-
Kaisa, wearing a T-Shirt that says “Not a step dad, but the dad that stepped up” while making direct eye contact with Anders:
Anders: :|
Hilda, standing between the two: *unsure to laugh or tell kaisa to go change or cry*
Johanna: … Alright that is pretty funny-
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Hilda: You saved us, Woodman
Hilda: I owe you my life
Woodman: No, thanks
Woodman: I've seen it, and I'm not impressed
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Bell keeper: I’ve got a problem
Kaisa: Is it an ‘I need help to bury the body’ problem or an ‘I think I like him’ problem?
Bell keeper: I think I like him
Kaisa: Shame. I could have actually helped with the first one
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kiki-draws-things · 8 months
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Tildy know dwelling on it will only make it worse
Got the idea from @the-hilda-librarians-wife
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akuma74 · 1 year
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OK I’m super late but I just discover and love Hilda the series on netflix... but instead of doing the usual praises that everyone already said I’m just gonna said that this is surprisingly a good spot to find incorrect quote to re-used later.
Some of my favorite are:
“they’ll regret ever picking up on a fire-breathing dragon who suffer from social anxiety !”
“1: and all things considered, it didn’t work out too badly.
2: We saw ouselves die... twice !”
“1: *got a sword through the chest and get resurect just after* What happened ?
2: I just slayed you !
1: What ?!
2: Who’s next ?
Everyone with excited tone: Me ! Me  !”
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autumnalfallingleaves · 4 months
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Run, dude
please do not repost my art
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inferno-mp3 · 10 months
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blaithnne · 3 months
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Johanna, age 10: My parents… they’re gone, they’re really gone. All I have left of them are my memories…
Astrid, about to do the funniest thing ever: Wanna see a magic trick
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texts-from-3h · 1 year
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Hilda: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Claude: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Hilda: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Claude: Good thinking.
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breannasfluff · 2 months
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Ravio, skipping rocks on a lake with Hilda: It’s such a beautiful evening. Hilda: Yeah, it is. Hilda: *whispering* Take that you f***ing lake.
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Fable: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Legend: Put spaghetti in it. Fable: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Ravio: Put spaghetti in it. Fable: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Hilda: Put spaghetti in it. Fable: I am no longer taking suggestions.
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Hilda: People, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red: green or blue? Fable: Technically a mix of green and blue? Hilda: So blurple. Fable: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple. Hilda: Would you rather have f***ing bleen? MOTHERf***ING GRUE? Fable: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.
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Ravio: What have I done wrong?! Hilda: Everything. For your entire life.
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Ravio: We need to open this locked door. Hilda, give me your credit card. Hilda: Here. Ravio, pocketing it: Thanks. Mr. Hero, break down the door.
Sibling bonding!
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lex-posts · 5 months
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Astrid, taping on a table: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[I’M SORRY]
Joanna: What are you doing?
Astrid: Remorse code..?
Johanna: … I’m even angrier now-
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*David texting*
David: see you soon, baboon
David: wait spice it up
David: see you soon, bitch
David: wait! too spicy, too spicy!
David: oh god, I sent it
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Kaisa: Bit of a stretch to call me a ‘people pleaser’. Nothing I’ve done has ever pleased anyone. Ever.
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jetcat-14 · 27 days
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Frida : I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Hilda: Mine just says "Hilda no."
Frida : I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Sabrina: Hey Lilith , can we go with you to Hell?
Lilith: What did Zelda say?
Sabrina: She said no.
Lilith: So why are you asking me
Sabrina: Because she's not the boss of you.
Lilith, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's-
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