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how do i know i exist?
simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not
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sequelscreen · 2 years
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Philippines Man Goes On Vacation With Wife's Face Pillow, Hilarious Post Leaves Internet In Splits
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A Filipino man recently came up with a unique idea to ensure his wife could still be on vacation with him even though she had to cancel their holiday plans at the last moment. Raymond Fortunado had long planned a vacation to Coron in Palawan, the Philippines. However, at the last minute, his wife Joanne Fortunado - a freelance model - had to cancel the plans, as per media outlet Kami.
But to ensure that his promise of going everywhere with his partner remained unbroken, Mr Raymond took a meme-face pillow of his wife on the holiday. Taking to Facebook, Mr Raymond shared a series of photos of the “romantic” vacation, in which he could be seen doing all sorts of touristy things with his wife's meme-face pillow. 
To know more: https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/philippines-man-goes-on-vacation-with-wifes-face-pillow-hilarious-post-leaves-internet-in-splits-3188228
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jortsbian · 4 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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mysticmuse0 · 6 months
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introvertedx10 · 5 months
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If I could just muster 1/8 of the confidence this guy possesses
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wizzidoodles · 2 months
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In honor of Lucifer’s debut, I’d like to bring back one of the best things I’ve ever created
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saucymanrex · 6 months
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fruit-teeth · 11 months
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Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
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bunnycatgirlbot · 1 month
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at this stage i think its good to say, and i direct this to all of the trans women on this site:
you are loved. you are appreciated. your presence is valued.
ppl can do all they can to invalidate you, to drag you through the grime and do their best to make you nothing. and they can fucking try.
but it won't change the fact that we care about you. i care about you. and i appreciate you taking the effort to stick around in this world, especially as things turn awful.
big ass hugs for you girls.
we're still here 💙
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sentimental-apathy · 7 months
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I'm crying from laughing so hard, this improv is so damn hilarious omfg lol
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liquidstar · 4 months
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genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me
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oh you don’t wanna respect people’s pronouns?
well your pronouns are gonna be was/were if you keep this shit up
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epicfirestormer · 9 months
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Go watch Nimona, it's really good
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mysticmuse0 · 5 months
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introvertedx10 · 11 months
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dutchs-blog · 7 months
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Making Miniature waves
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