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mzmilano · 5 months
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Personal pornstar who sends whatever you tell her because you make her feel safe and cared about and you never raise your voice at her and give her lots of compliments and make her feel like the hottest slut you've ever seen
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hiii-thoughts · 7 months
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I dislike that being vulnerable means you have to be vulnerable
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deathbydistress · 1 year
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My friend and i are watching the remake of Interview With A Vampire and this conversation just happened:
Me: Why does Lestat have the flamboyancy that almost seems like he’s drunk at all times?
Them: because he’s french.
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imnotyoursometimes · 1 year
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nowdhatskush · 11 months
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⛽️⛽️⛽️ | • 🤔 wonder what inspired that name 😂 . . . #highthoughts #420 #420meme #weedlifestyle #weedcommunity #stoned #stoner #loud #runtz #coochierunts #pinterest #repost #reposteria #fyp #fypシ https://www.instagram.com/p/CrRF7IWr0jt/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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You never see Hozier in scandals. You never see paparazzi photos of him in gossip magazines. You never hear his name get brought up by interviewers to start drama. He has the kind of fame I would want if i wanted fame
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kkcooper · 1 month
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The Matrix (1999)
The Matrix (1999)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133093/trivia?item=tr4210362
For some strange reason, I understand binary not as mathematical, but visual dots & lines. This allows(?) me to connect all concepts I have in my mind down to Unity & Duality, dots and lines, and branching lines from that juxtaposition.
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highicon101 · 7 months
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so..so..high.
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asbnbyn · 8 months
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Nickelback to Three Days Grace, smells like 2000's in this bitch
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ohgodnotagainn · 10 months
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high quotes:
*while wrapping wontons*
*gets frustrated, threatens to quit*
“you can’t throw in the wontowell”
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rlfmane · 1 year
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Wait so if rollin is when you’re high on Molly is tumbln when you’re high on tumblr?
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mzmilano · 5 months
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I think having our boobs pressed up against each other in a very bubbly bath and dim lighting would be so fun bestie
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miceymoose · 1 year
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Sperm Fish Food. Sperm Bank Fish Food. Fish food for Sperm.
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advwill · 1 year
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Grateful. Thankful. In advance. 💯💯💙 #weedmemes #weedhumor #stoner #stonermemes #420memes #collegememes #stoned #highthoughts #lol #omg #truth #tagafriend #picoftheday #kevinhart #davechappelle #eddiemurphy #dcyoungfly #mikeepps #funnymarco #throwedoffjuan #85southshow #50cent #drdre #miketyson (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnRat0buIto/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Can the same money technically be in two different places at the same time? or is all money only in one place at one time?
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Oct 16th
Wow, so look who lasted 3 days without finding something to get high and bitch about. I’m honestly proud of myself, that’s kind of a record. I mean not that I didn’t smoke in these last 3 days, what am I? A barbarian? Sorry to all the barbarians out there, didn’t mean to insult you or anything.
“Sorry to all the barbarians out there”? Who are you? I’m sorry, but right now you’re getting the unfiltered and uncensored flow of my thoughts. Well, kinda censored because smoking always gets me kinda horny which is funny because I didn’t think it was possible with my meds.
Alright, too much information. I do realize that I could go back and edit this but let's be honest, people with adhd/add know that you only backtrack when doing something when it’s the sat or fucking gre. Not a random blog post that no one is gonna read.
Yeah, I know I’m talking like there’s a front-row audience waiting and begging to read about my inner ramblings. Trust me, I completely know that the only way I could get someone to listen to me ramble on would be if I paid them. It’s funny, my sister jokes that she has an automatic filter to tune me out whenever I speak. My mom also joked once that I was too loud when my meds were working and it was better before when I was sad so yeah.
Sorry for the random trauma dump but again no one is gonna read this. I have to let something out somehow to make it leave my mind and when I smoke and don’t take my Adderall, my mind goes a mile every 30 seconds (I know that’s not a saying but a mile a minute was too slow and a mile a second was too fast).
Oh yeah, I ditched the fun little creative writing style thing. I mean I might still write but like I can’t do that every time I have a ThoughtTM. And I might post what I write on here cause, you know, no one’s gonna see this (last time I promise (that’s possibly a lie)).
So Shego, how did you spend this joyous Saturday? Must’ve been a fun night if you’re sitting here writing at 3:27 am. Let’s see if I can get this straight: I woke up at 11:30, finished the half of Yours, Mine, and Ours that I had left after last night, watched half of the Wedding Crashers before finding it problematic, watched a bit of 17 again before getting bored, watched Despicable Me, watched 10 minutes of Death at a Funeral before getting bored, watched 5 minutes of Batman Begins before getting bored, watched all of It, watched 15 minutes of Fear Street before, you guessed it, getting bored, watched all of the Princess Diaries, and went on a cleaning rampage at 2 in the morning. 
Eventful.
I know that’s a lot of movies but in my defense, I was tired after last night and I did a lot of work to make up for it.
Wow, even I can see the massive red flag in that. Why can’t I have a relaxing day without doing any work to make up for it?
Nope, not getting into that right now because it’s almost bedtime.
Anyways, I went through all of my mail, cleaned up my table, threw two giant trash bags that were stuffed with trash away, unloaded the dishwasher that my roommate shittily loaded with food still crusted on it and I had to rewash everything by hand to get it off on Thursday, washed our full sink of dishes, and went through all of my mail and organized it. 
And then I realized it was 2:30 in the morning and I was sitting at a kitchen table alone (my roommate passed out on the couch, surprisingly not even waking up when I accidentally broke a glass) with music playing and a stack of unopened mail in front of me. The funny thing was that I didn’t have a breakdown. I didn’t freak out about being the ‘side character’. Because everyone’s a side character, right? Like in the Wedding Crashers, these two strangers are at people’s weddings. You would think the bride and the groom (mainly the bride) would be the main characters of the wedding and reception as it’s their big day and blah blah blah. But, they weren’t. Do you know who were? Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. They weren’t even the main characters of the wedding, though. No, it was Rachel McAdams who played the bride’s sister. 
You can live your life to be the main character but at the end of the day, everyone technically is. And no one is. You’re going to have side-character days or moments but that’s okay. Because you’re always going to be part of the story.
Damn, I might have to change my tumblr username because I just solved the whole side character issue. 
Shit.
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