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You love it, you live for it, you were born to do it, I'm the same way. Everybody tells me to get a life, although I don't know why... I find life to be terribly overrated. It's actually quite boring when it's not disappointing. Say what you will about what we do, but boring it is not.

Slytherin, to Ravenclaw

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Slytherin: It’s spooky season! 💀👻🎃

Ravenclaw: every season can be spooky season if you are haunted by your life decisions

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When I was younger I thought I'd figured out how trick or treat worked so when my neighbor opened the door, I ran inside and started putting random shite into my bag and my Ren had to run in after me and explain that was neither trick nor treat but was in fact, just theft.

Slytherin

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Oh, so I'm just supposed to enjoy good things that happen to me instead of living in fear that they'll turn to dust in my hands?

Slytherin

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Gryffindor, walking into the room: bad news, we’re out of rice.

Ravenclaw: nobody cooked any rice?

Gryffindor; You cook it?

Hufflepuff: You ate uncooked rice?

Gryffindor: yes?

Ravenclaw: How did you even eat it?

Gryffindor: *shrugs*

Ravenclaw: y’know what? Whatever.

Ravenclaw: Now, what were you going to say before Mx. ‘I eat uncooked rice’ walked in?

Hufflepuff: I think uncooked rice can cause food poisoning...

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Gryffindor: What are you doing for valentines day?

Slytherin: Oh the usual. Raven and I go to the drugstore and buy up all the Valentine’s day cards and then we watch all the forgetful husbands panic.

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Guys, the history of marathons is kinda wack.. a guy in ancient Greece died after running 26 miles and what do we do to honor him? We run 26 miles & ... NOT die? ppl decided to just flex on him for the rest of eternity? If anyone pulls smthng like that on me it's instants hands.

R/G

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Gryffindor: So you know those powdered cheese packets you find in macaroni boxes?

Ravenclaw: Yeah?

Gryffindor: And you know how theres that powdered lemonade stuff and it comes in orange flavor too?

Ravenclaw: Gryffindor? Anything you’d like to admit right about now?

Slytherin, from the other room: WHO THE FUCK TAMPERED WITH MY MACARONI.

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Gryffindor: Do you see my dilemma.

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As a continuation of the oblivious slytherpuff one

Hufflepuff: Slyth fell asleep with their head on my lap and kissed my cheek when they woke up. They’re so cute. I wish they liked me.

Ravenclaw: *looks into the camera like they’re on The Office*

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Ravenclaw: I’ve come to offer you some friendly advice.

Gryffindor: I don’t want your advice

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: Well, then, consider it unfriendly advice.

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Muggleborn!Gryffindor: Fresh ava ca doo

Hogwarts proffesser: Please, I don't understand

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*After they first meet at a hogwarts open-house of sorts or the first day, and... just. imagine a first meeting of a gryffindor and slytherin*

Gryffindor: Hey! You know, I never caught your name!

Slytherin, walking out of the room: *throws nametag at them* catch.

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Gryffindor: I wonder if worms and gummy worms taste the same 

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Gryffindor: You promised we won't keep secrets.

Slytherin: You know me, I can't help it.

Gryffindor: How could you? How could you make me do this to you? I'm supposed to be a hero. Heroes don't date villians and heroes don't kill people they love. Did you eve love me?

Slytherin: *scoffs* Just pull the trigger, Gryffindor. It'll be over soon.

*winner music playing*

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Hufflepuff: Hey dad/mom can I..

G/S:

Hufflepuff: What?

G/S (who can never say ‘no’ to H): *already calling Ravenclaw*

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Roof

Ravenclaw: Where’s Hufflepuff?

Gryffindor: Up on the roof.

Ravenclaw: THE ROOF?

Gryffindor: Relax, they've got sunscreen on.

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