>be my phone
>92% charge
>wrf why arr you trying to open music i can not dothat what the guck
>restart
>70% now
>throw up the ‘hey ur phones on 10%’ window
>go to three percent
do all of this in 3 minutes like a boss. rinse and repeat
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ISHMAEL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ HI‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ WRF WRF WRR WRR WRR WTF WRF FUCK SORRY I MEAN WTF
sHOW ARE YOUUUU MY FRIEND I LOVE YOY I BOPE YOURE FINE MAN
احبك. احبك يا حبيبي لانسلوت i fucking love you man im doing great just doing assignments its pretty hard cus its like coding and sending it to like. a fucking government website asking you "heyyy can you build something useful for us in minecraft and tell us why its useful :))" so i just made an aquarium evem though i live in a desert and doubt there will be cool fishes there but hey. Tourists we love them
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Yami hadn't brought food in a while. So he decided to bring more of a picnic this time around. And of course, a few cherry cakes. "Hey girl, Ah... I mean Ammy. I brought something for you."
"Wrf!"
She was in her wolf form today. Not really feeling like keeping the human shape up. Though the prospect of food instantly has the wolf's tail wagging, especially the cherry cakes.
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Awe c'mon Mattie, you gotta admit Alfie and Ivan are cute together and they will only be cuter married
Ok I will agree they are very nice together :]]
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college got me like AHHHHHHHH !!!!!! AHHHHHHH MAKENIT STOP MAKE IT STOPPPPPPP
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Hey did y'all know you can start furses with paper?
Wrf it's the perfect crime.
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Couple more comments and these helped me fully connect some dots like y'all remember how we were all like "wrf Derrick" when he was complaining about TLC not being willing to help them with medical expenses and like...if they really did think no one was getting paid and that the only form of payment was occasional reimbursement, it would make total sense if they were like "hey can this be one of those"
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✿ & ?? $ ✉ i m scared
send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
sent @ 23:02:16 ➯ sooo ... remember how we went shopping today ?
sent @ 23:02:43 ➯ i may or may not have bought some lingerie in ur favorite color while you went to the bathroom .
sent @ 23:02:16 ➯ come look at it . bring wine .
send “&” for a LOVING text.
sent @ 22:34:50 ➯ hey , i know you had a rough day today
sent @ 22:36:20 ➯ don’t be an idiot and go to bed early . i’ll come over in the morning with breakfast and we can listen to fleetwood mac for the MILLIONTH time if it’ll make you happy
sent @ 22:37:00 ➯ good night ♡ text me when ur up
send “⁇” for a DRUNK text
sent @ 01:27:03 ➯ babeeeeeeee why r u not herrrreeeeee wrf
sent @ 01:29:52 ➯ do u not love me anumore
sent @ 01:35:46 ➯ wjy did u stopp
sent @ 02:38:59 ➯ oooopps jk just reslized i forgot tp invite u lmaoo drinks at mu place tonigjt xixo
send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text
sent @ 15:28:01 ➯ arden help i forgot ur brothers birthday and i need to find the right fucking gift what does he want this is FUCKING STRESSFUL
sent @ 15:31:59 ➯ ................... happy birthday neels !!!!!!
send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
mssg error ➯ i can’t believe i thought i loved you .
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Headcannons for the boys messing with a ouija board?
Ponyboy--- Summoning all of the spirits and entities that may occupy this location: we are here and request your presence--- STEVE IM TRYING TO CONTACT GHOSTS EXCUSE MESodapop--- Hey spirits haha do u eat assJohnny--- He would be the one to get touched and have his name said but would say it's all fake bc he's scared Steve--- deserves a show Darry--- "Make sure you close the board when you're done" guy Two-Bit--- U tryna smash or (also ONG DID YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT) Dallas--- NBS I FEEL SOME SHIT RIGHG HERE YALLCurly--- this is fake guys wrf if ur real fight me rn (gets killed) Tim--- actually believes in it so he's not taunting it or nun
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hey what's up so not to be fucking UGLY but remember how when u and i first started talking we both had z*rry urls and then like we became g*od fr*ends and talked all the time and now like here we are as kpop blogs and i'm finally seeing your face tomorrow :/ in person :/ for the first time :/
JULIA IM LITERALKT SOBBING DONT SO THIS IM GONNA CRY WHEN I HUG U WTF??!?!??? LIKE IN 24 HOURS WERE GOING TO BE FACE TO FACE BITCH WRF
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Hey.... how have u been?
Me...... meh..
I've been trying to get this message to you for days but I haven't been able to figure out how to say it! (Must b that mercury retrograde coming up.....)
Anyways I'm gonna try to tell u now. What's been going on with me n what I've realized.
All this chaos n confusion n darkness has caused me to determine that my parents r dead.
Dead n gone.
What I mean by this is is: I have realized that I can no longer trust my intuition or my logic..... in anything anymore.....
My intuition has been telling me certain things about certain matters but then telling me the complete opposite. My intuition has been conflicted. N it has caused me to question whether my intuition has ever been accurate at all to this point. N I'm unsure if certain feelings I've had, based on certain things I've seen or heard, including thru signs n messages which I've thought were from the divine, is actually my intuition telling me something or is actually manifestation of my fear.... (lately I've been seeing mostly bad signs) ..... but then I see good signs that completely conflict with the other signs so I'm like....okay wrf is going on here? Has it ever been my intuition trying to tell me something or has it always just been e reflection of my hopes and fears..... whT is real? What is true? What is accurate? How can I trust anything from the past that I thought my intuition was telling me.....? Was it my intuition or just a manifestation of my hopes and fears.....?
Then theres the other side.... the side of physical evidence.... the side of actuality.... the side that uses the logic to put the pieces together.... well that side is conflicted as well.... that side sees multiple things that add up to one answer n then multiple things that add up to a conflicting answer..... nothing makes sense!!! My logical mind has been trying to make sense of certain things for so long but everything is conflicting n nothing is making sense so therefore my logical mind is confused n cant analyze or understand what is the truth ....
So I cant trust either my intuition or my logic to figure anything out!!!!! Notbjust about you but about other things in my life that have come up... n I'm so fkin lost!!!
So I realized I cant trust my mother or my father.... I dont Iniw the truth. They cant tell me the truth... they cant tell me the lie... neither can discern either based on the info they have been given n therefore they r bothe dead to me.
Idk who tf I am anymore cuz of this....
Im lost.... im questioning everything.... whT tf r signs??? (Omens) r they trying to tell me something is true or not or e they just reflecting back to ms this fear I have inside n my mind is so corrupt that idk even wrf it is....then Teresa the physical signs, the physical evidence in wh ih I must use my logic to make sense of.... n none of it makes sense anymore.... idk wrf is true...... idk what to believe, idk who is supposed to feed me anymore or how tf I'm supposed to grow...m my parents r fkin dead. It's just as simple as that......
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No offense but can u write San fluff hehe I’m drunk thank god for autocorrect pls and ty I itsrallf love him wrf heheheh
Hey bb 💛
I’m working on wading through my requests right now and working on some works! Sorry it’s been a little bit since I’ve posted anything new, I hit a writer’s block/wall- but!!!! I seem to slowly be easing back into things.
I’ll get you some San fluff as soon as possible! ☺️ I really love him, too, he’s such a sweet lil bean and he deserves all the love in the world 😭 In the meantime, have fun but make sure you drink some water tonight before you go to bed, so you don’t have a hangover in the morning! Maybe eat something light but salty, too, okay? Ily, please be safe 💛
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