#hey google

[lilacthebooklover]

world's okayest uncle au paul is in a constant state of bafflement and i love that for him

#hey google #how many synonyms for “confused” can u find me #(the answer is a lot) #paul matthews #uncle paul au #world's okayest uncle #starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #starkid productions

[cult-of-the-eye]

Hey Google what do I do with the rage inside of me? My mother told me to shout and my father told me to bottle it up. I don't want to do either but I've snapped all my colouring pencils.

#hey google #poem #its a poem to me #poetry #rage #anger #mother #father #mindfullness colouring

[omgtheregoesthefuckidontgive]

TROYE SIVAN STRIKES AGAIN

Man has met all my heroes 😭😭😭😭

#Hey Google #How do I become troye sivan #thai bl actors #pp krit #thai series #bl series #troye sivan

[uncroppedsoop]

asking the hey google in english what language I speak and it responds to me in an undiscovered language lost forever to time and I just shrug and move on with my day

#hey google #shitpost #maybe I should start tagging things as shitposts #that sounds like a good idea #you can see when I started the queue from when I had this idea and when i started doing it lol #shitposting

[scarletlizzard]

HA i got a nickname from little Brit 😋 i'm so proud of it

Don't you have some begging to do elsewhere

#scarletlizzard asks #mrsromanovaa #hey google #how to deal with humiliation

[brickmasterben]

If you say “hey, ghoul” instead of “hey, google” it still works and you can pretend like you’re being haunted instead of being constantly listened to by a trillion-dollar megacorporation

#hey google #ghoul #spooky #haunted #technology

[mikubinderthomasjefferson]

This is the flag stand for it like you would for a lesbian covered in bbq sauce

#teehee #miku binder jefferson #miku binder #miku #hatsune miku #dear god help me #I’ve officially lost it #hey google #how do you tie a noose

[estomia]

Es müssen mehr Leute zu Gleim posten

#Also bitte #Ich bin richtig am verzweifeln ich möchte mich einfach mal mit anderer Leute Content berieseln lassen #johann wilhelm ludwig gleim #deutsches zeug #german stuff #Ich bin so neidisch auf diese Schoethe Leute #Oder diese Romantiker Dullies mit ihrem Mainstream Zeug #Andererseits wenn so ne Luftpumpe so ne Populär-Wissenschaftliche Arbeit zu Gleim machen würde #Würde mir dat auch nicht gefallen #Dat leben is schwer #Hey Google #Suche nach male impregnation

[kinger-king-of-ers]

I feel like Luffy would either be the most asexual bitch in the world or an absolute whore........

Huh? What do you mean? No it's not midnight! YES I HAVE SLEPT FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS STFU

#one piece #luffy #monkey d. luffy #this is a cry for help #hey google #search up insomnia remedies #please help meh

[tendebill]

i.... i wasnt built for this. by talos i was not built for this

#hey google #how do i get rid of my inner cringe and write gay italians talking in peace?

[theresthesnitch]

Sometimes I feel like the worst part about writing fic is coming up with terms of endearment.

#snitch is writing #it's the feeling of being torn between #MUST BE UNIQUE AND CREATIVE #and #NOT THAT CREATIVE 😳 #the number of times ive googled terms of endearment #HEY GOOGLE #I NEVER MEAN THE MOVIE #thoughts from snitch #the chaos is in the tags

[luckyedie]

Okay so I wore my summer house shoes to the post office without thinking.

My summer house shoes make a fart sound with every step.

#hey google

[bitseventimes]

pill that makes me stop worrying

#hey google

[peachpitband]

Illinois wasn’t so bad! I mean, they had peepee boys 🤷🏼

#peach pit #when Neil touched my shoulder my brain short circuited lol #stopped breathing. literally #🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼 #then when he stepped away… I breathed in #AND…… #let me just say he smelled so good #also #aside from the fact that if I talked to him about gender long enough I could 100% turn him trans #like he is literally the one man. his songwriting ability….. #hey google #how do I ask a cis man to be my wife?

[valkeri]

#bloody kaveh #*alhaitham noises* #genshin impact #my art #i might have a problem kekw #hey google #how do i stop drawing cute guys? #doodle