#hexedsouls

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so like totally hypothetically. How does one go about courting Geralt and/or winning his heart. Asking for reasons that have nothing to do with the pack of feral bastards eyeing him longingly.

ah, yes, a hypothetical question, for hypothetical scenarios, to be used hypothetically

first of all the most truly effective way to court geralt is to court ME first--

--by which i mean 90% of shipping is about OOC chemistry, as evidenced by the fact that i will ship basically any of my muses with any of yours or any of my other friends dknkjfdng

but second of all. here are some fun tips for Wooing A Wolf.

1. call him out on his shit. does he enjoy it? no. is it sexy? no. is it nonetheless a requisite in any longterm relationship he’s going to be in, platonic or otherwise? yes, absolutely.

2. this is becoming a running theme on this blog and i SWEAR i don’t personally give a shit about baths, but... HOT BATH.... RUN HIM A HOT BATH... PLEASE... PLEASE HE’S SO FILTHY AND TIRED. bonus points if there’s a massage involved, and maybe nice-smelling oils or salts or whatever the hell else people put in their bathwater. i’m scottish, we bathe exclusively in the puddles our english tory overlords leave for us in the rancid streets, i don’t know these things. i’ve never even HAD a bath.

3. tbh dragging him to do Fun Non-Witcher Things, like see a play (or be in one) or listen to some music or have a fucking snowball fight or whatever else is just like... [distant sound of one (1) delighted witcher vibrating with love]

4. say literally anything nice to him that implies he’s more than just a murderous mutant and he Will love you forever

and last but not least:

5. playfight and tussle with him, you cowards. let him go feral. bite him a little.

#facts: geralt #desires: geralt #hexedsouls #asks

[wolvensouls]

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#with tags #hexedsouls

[astral-night-sky]

Shoutout to @hexedsoul .I dont got thousands of followers for nothing. Send her some love please, she needs it

#anyone #dont ignore this one

[hexedsoul]

Give me attention or money Paypal.me/hexedsoul

#me #money

[paradisecost]

Ok but would Geralt ever let Ciri put braids in his hair? Inquiring minds want to know. ( Ciri wants to know )

inquiring minds will be pleased to learn that yes, geralt will absolutely allow this. he likes that she enjoys it so much and it doesn’t bother him in the slightest, so he’s happy to sit still for a while and let her do her thing.

#asks #( OOC. ) #geralt & ciri #[ they!!!! ] #hexedsouls

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*scuttles in & curles up* hello did u know I adore you

immediately scoops you up <33333333

#asks #( OOC. ) #[ IM LOFE ] #hexedsouls

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hexedsouls replied to your post “good morning it’s love everyone hours”

But especially loving Malakh hours

correct!!!!

#hexedsouls #( OOC replies. ) #scuttles over to love you

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Yeah ok but what does Silver think of Billy?

BOY OH BOY fun fact even though these two are like one of the main friendships of the show, i forget about them 99% of the time whoops

like by s3 they’re clearly Friends(TM) and by s4 they are The Best Of Friends (But Watch Out) which makes it all the more HORRIBLE when billy turns on flint and madi and silver, as a result, turns on billy

i think postcanon silver just Tries Not To Think About Him because if he does he’ll go fucking mad sdkfjnsdkfjnsfj. one of the phrases that often echoes in his head is just “you chose. live with it.” and it’s Destroying Him, Lads

#asks #facts: silver #silver & billy #[ in general i think silver DEEPLY respects the bond billy has with their men and like #his capacity to lead etc #but ofc the second billy starts turning on flint and madi silver's just like. hey. fuck you actually. ] #hexedsouls

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@hexedsouls replied to your post: shoutout to geralt for being literally THE least...

Quiet muses are the best, especially when they are also tree sized. This is tooootally not an invitation to introduce Geralt to Joji in any way.

BIG EYES EMOJI

#hexedsouls #( OOC replies. ) #[ i THINK i sent a thing for him yesterday actually BUT I CANT FUCKING REMEMBER ] #[ so as soon as i figure out.... SOMETHING TO SEND............ CONSIDER IT DONE ]

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hello I'm here to offer you a free daughter. ( and by that I mean Ciri. ) No returns.

my daughter now.

#asks #( OOC. ) #[ THANKS HE LOVES HER!! ] #hexedsouls

[paradisecost]

"Don't touch Roach." Geralt isn't even looking, but he can hear the crunch of dirt under Jaskier's feet, and the snort from the horse's nose as the bard approaches. She /will/ kick him, and Geralt doesn't want to deal with his griping when it happens.

“–right, yep, okay.” Jaskier snatches his hand back immediately, twiddling with the strap of his lute instead and silently cursing the acute senses of Witchers. At this point, the risk of getting bitten or kicked nearly seems worth it, but there’s only so much rejection one bard can take. 

He sighs, eyeing the horse. The urge to pet her soft-looking nose is still there, but Jaskier resists. It’s a noble effort. “Figures, doesn’t it?” He says to her, pulling the lute into his hands. He picks idly at the strings. “Of course you’d be just as broody as he is, you’re a perfect match. Oh, who could match the bond they share, the Witcher and his–no, no, that definitely makes it sound like you’re fucking her. Not quite the image of you we want to project, though I’m sure some of the farmers around here might find you more relatable…”

#asks #ic: jaskier #v: witcher (jaskier) #hexedsouls #hexedsouls: geralt #[ help me im dying ] #[ HE'S SO FUN TO WRITE I JUST GET TO WRITE WHATEVER BULLSHIT POPS UP FIRST IN MY HEAD ]

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‘  you scare me a little  ’ / Billy @ Flint cause I mean...

Flint looks at him, mouth twitching. His grin, though slight, is nothing short of feral.

“A little?”

#asks #ic: flint #v: fuck verses i cant remember anything #hexedsouls: billy #[ LISTEN... HE'S FERAL ] #hexedsouls

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@hexedsouls replied to your post: “I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.” // KOS...

ALAS Kos ODes on respecting consent juice regularly.

geralt, already stripping: that’s so fucking sexy of him

#hexedsouls #( OOC replies. ) #[ im losing it ]

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“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.” // KOS BOUTTA BRIDAL CARRY A WITCHER? More likely than you think

No man had ever looked as tense as Geralt did then. He faced Kosomot as if readying himself for a fight, his jaw set. There were many things he would tolerate from this man (creature?), but this, apparently, was not one of them.

“--Don’t.”

#asks #ic: geralt #v: witcher (geralt) #hexedsouls: kosomot #[ geralt: i Will bite you. ] #[ also he's not even actually mad hes just a grumpy shit pick him up ] #hexedsouls

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@hexedsouls replied to your post: like/reply for a muse smooch when i wake up....

*sticks leggy out* Joji demands Flint kisses

[flint vc] oh he ~*~*~*demands*~*~*~ them does he

#hexedsouls #( OOC replies. ) #[ FKJFNKJFNKJFNG ] #[ flint's a shit but THROWS HIM INTO YOUR INBOX ]

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“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.” | Kosomot @ Geralt

Geralt does not stop fussing. He jerks his head once like a pissed horse, stilling only when Kosomot’s hand comes to rest on his shoulder. His senses prickle with the awareness that the creature touching him is a god. 

“Because that’s what my hair needs,” he growls. “Braids.” 

But he doesn’t move away.

#asks #ic: geralt #v: witcher (geralt) #hexedsouls: kosomot #[ geralt? calmed by someone putting a heavy hand on his shoulder? yes. ] #hexedsouls