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enby-peep · 7 months
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sect leader jin ling, age 13, at his first cultivation conference, trying SO hard to respect his elders while watching them verbally fistfight each other over a 0.001% trade tax increase: i am mature for my age. i am bigger than the adults that have hurt me. i am mature for my age. i am bigger than the adults that have hurt me. i am mature for my age. i am
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turtletoria · 1 year
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that awkward moment when youve been stuck in your own mind for years on end and the only company you have is a rat that hates you
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edjectedly · 2 years
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Tim, Your Problematic Fav
This is based on this post by @therealtrevanian because I thought it was funny and they said I could write about it :)
I'm working on typing up the second post in this AU as an actual fic, so be on the look out!
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Bruce: you shut down a social media website?
Tim: yes
Bruce: because you were called… 'problematic'?
Tim: I don't know why we are hashing this out again
Jason: wait! you're the bastard that shut down tumblr?!
Tim: and what of it
Jason: *rolling up sleeves* I'm going to end you
Bruce: oh no
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Bruce, on the phone: okay, Tim's nose has been set, Jay's knuckles wrapped, what do I do next?
Dick: okay now you need to punish them
Bruce: … but I'll feel bad, they're already hurt
Dick: Bruce Thomas Wayne you have to give consequences for shit like this
Bruce: …. fine *hangs up*
Dick: he's not gonna do shit is he?
Wally: nope
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Tim: I can't believe he called in Dick
Jason: why? like isn't that what he does anytime anything goes slightly wrong
Tim: … good point
Tim: I feel like cleaning the BatCave is too great a punishment
Jason: at least we're not Bruce, Dick's making him read parenting books again
Tim: god rest his soul
~Bonus~
Bruce: … do I really have to take a quiz after?
Dick: y e s
Bruce: :( you know tests make me anxious
Dick: 
Dick: oh my god
Dick: you're Batman! you go against the Riddler! you'll be fine.
Bruce: that's different
Dick: fine it can be open book
Bruce: :)
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dawn-lilacbloom · 9 months
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new chapter has cemented Quanxi as the LGBTQ+ icon in this series
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bonetrousledbones · 10 months
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actually that post randomly getting notes sent me down the rabbit hole again so yknow what i am going to HIGHLY encourage yall to add some more good mangled undertale songs bc i think i just found a new favorite rn
youtube
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I don't know if anyone else has made a post about this but I think it's absolutely criminal that on one was mentioned that the rice-balle where all filled with miri's favorites
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tinchronicles · 23 days
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OHHH BABY..Jesse sound SO tired lmao. Let the man rest!!!
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neutroised · 1 year
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i'm sorry but we need to talk about this image
STOP 🛑 GATEKEEPING 🛑 KNOWLEDGE 🛑
he is TRYING HIS BEST to do science and people just criticise him, maybe try to help him huh?? this critical attitude is SO permissive in our society and i really think it's causing so many self esteem issues (in cats). go do some science urslef maybe.
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priceysalt · 1 year
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she may have girlbossed a bit too close to the sun
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w1llb7ers · 2 years
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“if you loved me, you'd show me” and then it's 10 yr old will doodling hearts all over a drawing of mike and mike trying to find the friendly explanation for it
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anony-mouse-writer · 2 years
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doc: i feel like youre not taking me seriously here
goodtime 'died like 15 times in the first episode' withscar: im taking you very seriously, now would you like some redstone?
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3416 · 4 months
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please give me a mitch ot winner... PLEASE.
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gilfrespecter · 7 months
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VERY cute little spider trying to fuck my arm hair
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l0nesome-gh0st · 7 months
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Brian Colson, hyping himself up before pretending to be a Fellow 1990s Kid: its not called Austria-Hungary anymore, its World War I not The Great War, nobody calls it Influenza anymore its just "The Flu" now and I don't need to have an anxiety attack if a classmate is absent because of it! geez!
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solstice-snakes · 1 year
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my bf is super high rn and desperately searching every streaming service for miss congeniality
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rosasappho · 1 year
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