#hes so fine ITS RUDE

[densewentz]

hear me out, post-divorce girl!Dad Crowley

im not even kidding you guys, the best thing for Crowley after all this is just for him to be a girl Dad. Go find himself the weirdest most unhinged least likely up for adoption daughter to dump all his love onto. One who thinks snakes are awesome and who screeches happily when Crowley drives too fast and who thinks her Dad's the absolute coolest person on or off earth. She'll constantly be stealing his sunglasses or demanding her own pair so they match. No doubt she's obsessed with fungus and she probably draws the most fucked up stuff that Crowley then hangs around the flat, and she'll yell at the plants too with her hands on her hips. On nights after goofy dinners, Crowley will hoist her up on his shoulders and help her accurately place the glow-in-the-dark stars on her ceiling and softly answer every question she ever has. And it won't even phase her when sometimes her Dad is her Mom or her Parent for a while or vice versa. And she'll be ready to full on throw hands with anyone who gives her Dad sad-face. She probably ends up biting Aziraphale when he eventually staggers back into the picture, and the Angel will have to contend with the fury of a real hellion for a while before she trusts him enough to let him anywhere near Crowley. Also i think her name should be Hanna.

#good omens #good omens spoilers #anthony j crowley #he would just be the BEST unhinged single parent okay #with several full lifetimes of love to give if someone would just TAKE it #i mean look how he looks at job's weird little girl that was a show stealer #hanna would ask him if she could be a snake too for an afternoon and it would make his chest ache but he'd do it bc hes mr. Acts of Service #and then he and his unhinged kid could go terrorize their rude neighbors or something. a little serpentine family bonding #crowley has to leave hanna with muriel and its not hanna he's worried about its what trouble hanna will get MURIEL into #i think crowley's rules about cussing are its 100% fine so long as the context is REALLY funny #so while metatron or shax or god or whoever the big bad of s3 is is giving their big villain monologue #a tiny sweet little voice yells “hey” and after everyone goes quiet and turns to look at her a secondary “shut the fuck up! 😀” #dense's ramblings #sorry im going to be feral about this for a while #might do some art #hanna crowley

[gildedmuse]

Coworker: I finally caught up!

Me: Ooh, you saw Law use his awakened fruit? Wasn't it awesome?

Coworker: Yeah, one question.

Coworker: Who was that dude in the flashbacks?

Me: ...

Me: No, try again.

Me: You've done it wrong.

#what's the point of rushing so you don't get spoiled only to spoil the plot yourself #I'm sorry whose CORAZON? #just you know #the man who saved Law #the reason he's alive #his WHOLE point in being here in the first place #it's fine you just skipped all the parts about Law's entire characterization and motivation #thats probably not important #He skipped most of Thriller Bark too #But Dressrosa and Thriller Bark are things I love! #its rude to skip them! #dressrosa arc #one piece #trafalgar d. water law #trafalgar law #one piece as as family activity! #*work #donquixote corazon #donquixote rosinante #Why did you think Doffy hated Law!? #so you just skipped the parts that explained DOFFY #arg!

[socksandbuttons]

I guess at this point in the show's official history, the only way Blood Moon could stay alive without hurting anyone and retaining his personality would be for them to reduce his size to what he originally was when Lunar first met him. In this way the only fatal victims would be the rats.

Make him smol again.... fjdnsvka please

I wouldnt mind that in the canon if they really wanted to like keep him but not Danger to everyone.

Altho nothing quite wins the first lunar and bloodmoon episodes

The chaotis duo...

#lunar just decding to pick up bloodmoon and set him aside from the thing they were trying to bite #'no timeout for you' 'WE WISH TO FEED UPON THEIR SCREAMS-' 'you have rats''RATS ARENT ENOGUH BLUE BRITHER' #'i WILL cancel the order on those new bloodbags for you''hrghhhg fffine.' #listen i love lunar ltieraly not caring about bloodmoons murderyness #i know it was either this or let eclipse win but like lunar pretty much was just chill with them until they decided he wss totally not #i still think lunar couldve talked to them during the killcode arc #they had the groundworks for it #anyway lunar rn idk but he has powers so he might actually be fine with just #zapping the bros and going 'no. stop that. its rude' #but like thats with a comedic side to it

[feline-evil]

Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.

#metalocalypse #jay talkin #I'm sorry they wrote that awful gross little man far too likeable and relatable to on a trans level #for me not to hoot and holler and cheer for the trans pickles agenda #changes nothing about his character arc or any of the show anyone is capable of being the kind of person he is #don't make the mistake of thinking thats exclusive to cis men #his transness wouldnt change that #only adds on an extra layer to him that i think works fantastically. #Listen that dude was rejected by his family driven to drink and drugs young to escape that ran away to be in a band #is called fucking Pickles of all things and refuses to tell anyone his real last name; #over the span of four seasons and two movies he slowly starts to learn to be for others what he never had #he becomes more caring more supportive #it's not a stretch to say he undoes some of the toxic masculinity he's been keeping himself shielded behind #and learns how to be a kinder man. #all of which have no contradictions with him being trans! #In fact it doesn't take much extra thought to find ways a lot of this can line up with some trans masculine experiences #i mean. Did no one else have a younger phase where they swung as far as they could into crass rude and uncaring ways #to try and assert their masculinity only to grow and realise that you can be a man and be more caring. #Did no one else have father issues. 1 800 come on now i know those are both shared experiences a lot of us have had LOL. #at the end of the day this show aired nearly 20 years ago and is finished. we're not getting more of it #so nothing is altered nor changed if pickles is canonically trans or not ok. its fine #i mean hell i dont even need canon confirmation hes trans to me and thats all i care abt #but i think if yr getting suuuuuper weird abt needing him not to be canonically trans you have some issues #and bio essentialist ideals of gender if you think only a cis man can act like he does #again. anyone can be like that. its not exclusive. him being trans would not change him in any way shape or form lol #AND ALSO GODDDUUUGH for once i love getting to see a guy pushing 50 whos depicted as trans #do you have any idea how dire and barren it is out here. we never get to see a trans guy older than 30 and whos not a pristine model #I WANT MORE OLD SHLUBBY SHITHEAD TRANS GUYS IN MEDIA

[majimassqueaktoy]

#Okay but not to go on a tangent about Majima's behaviour AGAIN #I'm obsessed with him trying to shake her off his leg though #becuase its so like. Childish? He's not trying to be cruel. Hes not bein a Big Bad Yakuza #he's just goin !!! IM MEANT TO TAKE YOU OUT WHAT AM I DOIN??? #same as later in the storeroom she's tentatively stepping forward and he just. Pushed. her. and she falls on the couch #and its like total prick behaviour but again I can just tell he's doing it partly bc hes like #I'm meant to kill you. But I didnt. I saved you actually and now im helping you. What the fuck am i doing #so its almost like a Look I Can still be a dick- i'll rudely push her over. Im a bad guy. #then 5 mins later shes upset and hes just :((( no dont cryyy I'll get you takoyaki and im sure lees fine and its all fine #I think it shows his youth too #Anyway majimas extremely funny nd good. thank you for reading. #yakuza 0 #majimaedit #majima goro #goro majima #makimura makoto #makoto makimura #yakuzaedit #rggedit #ryu ga gotoku #majimako

[zefforuins]

the anxiety i feel commenting on things on social media is unparalleled.

#but im forcing myself to do it because 1. i need to stop being so scared of stuff like this #and 2. i am very passionate about jason todd and need to state my research. #unfortunately i suffer from a great fear of being wrong about things so my worry is that the things the i double and triple checked #are incorrect #but even if i am wrong its fine! ppl make mistakes #and the person i replied to is very nice so they wont be rude about it! #everything is going to be fine #but also jason did interact with the titans post crisis because he appears in issues 18-21 24 26-31 of vol 2 of ntt #which makes multiples references to crisis like Barry being dead and Wally appearing as the flahs in an issue jason is in. #and if for some weird reason those arent canon. well comic books are dumb sometimes and reality can be whatever i want so they will remain #canon to me #<3 #my post

[ruthlesslistener]

Fearless and Far's channel is going to singlehandedly destroy my sleep schedule I love the videos he does on all the different tribal cultures of the world and how beautiful they all are

#im always deeply hesitant to watch that sort of thing bc some people are rude about other cultures but hes respectful #so im fine w/him #but!!! i love!!!! traditional culture!!!!!!!!1 #its not just inspiration for writing or art its also a peek into humankind as a whole #and our ancestry

[miraclewoozi]

lights on by h.e.r being on dino’s spotify playlist is actually just not what i needed to be in my own head about today

#j talks. #literally dry heaving over here. #can he LET. ME. REST. PLEASE. #I AINT A STRANGER TO THE FOREPLAY SO WE CAN SKIP TO WORD PLAY #do it side on switch and let me ride on #RIDE ALL NIGHT LONG. :| #IS THAT RIGHT CHAN. IS IT. #OKAY. FINE. FUCK YOU TOO. #or fuck m— #I hate it here #this ASSHOLE why would he do this to me #it’s a banger BUT ITS ALSO SO RUDE. TO ME. PERSONALLY. #and yet — #ideas.

[truckstoptigers]

can my stepdad please stop showing me sexual jokes/skits on fb & stop invading my space when he does it i always take a step back and sometimes he gets mad about it but he knows i don't like either of these things & continues to do them & i'm not even allowed to say anything because then i'm just being "too sensitive" and I "need to learn to take a joke" and to "not get so offended all the time"

#you fucking know abt some of my csa trauma & trigger me knowingly and intentionally. but im the asshole for setting boundaries #that arent even respected at the lowest level #im about ready to talk to my mom about it because he doesnt fucking listen to me #like wow who wouldve guessed that a child sex trafficking victim might not want to randomly begin discussing the topic!!!! 🙄 #(he doesnt know i was trafficked by my bio father. but even if he did i dont think itd change anything for him) #hes so fucking rude abt it. has a strange fixation on showing me half dressed men too. im so fucking tired #milo murmurs #there would be a meltdown of epic proportions if i disrespected his boundaries/triggers like that but he can do it to me and its fine. 🙃 #no wonder i dont want to be around him. its almost like i dont want to be triggered whenever he decides its okay for him to do so! #cant forget when he said i should watch that sound of freedom movie because 'i think you would feel empowered' #he literally doesnt know a damn thing about me but tries to act like he does.

[catboyfurina]

baizhu x diluc >:3

meow :3

#beeep #query #i had a bad uhhh third impression? is that a thing #with this one #cus my first impression was 1. oh fun thats a neat crackship :) 2. oh fuck did i miss baizhu content on one of my breaks this is all over #twitter?????? #(i did not there was just one guy who introduced me to it that had also made a bot) #and then i was like (second impression) well sure i'll give it a shot #and then i saw the content that was being promoed and i was like. im still giving this a shot but some of this is making me uncomfortable a #hell..... but i didnt say anything cus it wasnt Asked for yknow like. no need to be rude if people arent Asking you to #(like right now) #anyway then that same sort of stuff kept going for a while and some of it was fine and good and others were like oh god what the fuck why i #this good to you.... #and now that baizhu is out and has more canon info its much better #there was a lot of manipulative/bad intentions baizhu or like. femme fatale baizhu? #and that made me rly uncomfy bc there wasnt any indication for that #it was basically just. long haired crop top guy + the voice andthen running with stereotypes #plus it often seemed sooo unbalanced like. less about two guys in a relationship and more. idk. like baizhu wasnt a Character there. he was #just a generic Sexy Guy for diluc to be desperately obsessed with #so a few months ago these answers wouldve included a lot more of eeeggghhhhh but now that the baizhluc enjoyer(s) have been moving away fro #that old dynamic its settling down in my opinions as cute :> altho i wish a certain someone wouldnt be keeping the headcanons as secret dms #(cough cough x*****a)(because im a wimp and don't wanna be too nosy yet) #this might seem like i should add could write essays about it but this isnt essays and i cant write. salute emoji.

[carrieway]

some of u r really weird about mcr5 and dunes

#im an mcr5 truther but im also like. patient #one song after a decade of nothing is more than enough for me personally #n to be weird about dunes because of this is really just. annoying? #i get hyperbole is the language of this site but its also like. take a fucking breather dude #frank is allowed to like. have friends he records with that arent mcr #n then with the fact that someone important to them passed recently #its just really weird. get a grip. #this isnt as nicely toned as id usually make it simply bc i am tired n annoyed n fresh out of an anxiety attack so my apologies #local man with dunes tattoo says dunes isnt that bad actually. more at seven #n for the beginning of my tags im not implying im better than anyone who isnt patient or is missing mcr but its really just mind boggling #we got an entire tour and a new song n live debuts of songs never heard before n im grateful #if mcr never makes something ever again then thats completely fine for me. bc what we got was way more than we could even imagine. #anyway. im gna be quiet now no one cares about me ranting at one AM DNDNDN #blabs #also this isnt directed at anyone in particular its just a general like. observation of how a lot of people are. #if you're my friend n you dont like dunes thats fine n i love you ! #its mainly just. people who r weird and rude about it

[lecliss]

OO has me in a fucking vice grip with the urge to lunge at Seph's throat!!!!!!! I can't fucking believe he convinced Kadaj to join him!!!!!! I'm gonna go fucking feral!!!! Leave my sonboy alone!!!!! He has no free will!!! He keeps being used for what Jenova wants cuz of the cells and he keeps being used by Seph as a remnant!!! Daj can never truly have something of his own accord cuz of the very meaning of his existence!!!!! He can never be an individual cuz of them, but without them he wouldn't exist!!!! LET HIM BE HIS OWN PERSON!!!!

And to top it off, Team Ninja dangles a Loz and Yazoo tease in my face after I just said I need Kadaj to have his real brothers back!!!! FUCK!!!! I FUCKING HATE FINAL FANTASY!!!!!!!

#i love kaien trying to help even tho this has nothing to do with him. thank you grandpa 🥺 #kadaj and repliku would be a match made in heaven. i want them to talk and go on a murder spree for funsies together #im gonna kill seph so fucking hard. i hate it here!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #at least now i know why kadaj and seymour team up to be ducklings to weiss. tho im not caught up to know how/why they leave seph yet #im just. im gonna die man. im so happy OO added kadaj and gave him so much development and i love that the game takes characters seriously #but god. do they have to keep tormenting MY FUCKING SON!?!?!?! #LET HIM RETURN TO HIS NEW MOM AND DAD (zack and aerith)!!!! GIVE HIM HIS LITTLE BROTHERS BACK!!!! GIVE HIM FUCKING FREE WILL!!!! FUCK!!!!! #its such a good time to be so abnormal about a 2005 one off sequel movie villain. genuinely. it just hurts at the same time #i also like how everyone's fine with kadaj and is even trying to help him cuz despite being morally gray. at least hes against seph. #so hes a good kid in their books 🥺 #brb gonna go speedrun the og 7 real quick so i can beat seph's ass in the name of my best boy #also when we get loz and yazoo i wonder if theyll be a joint unit like in brave exvius of if theyll be seperate but released back to back #like reno and rude 🤔 #i was expecting sonon or nero next but i do think they wont come until after part 2. while i want genesis most then. i would actually rather #have the baby bro duo if it means they have a real chance of getting in. i didnt actually believe it would be possible. but no it looks real

[bigendershadowthehedghog]

they should invent a stepdad who is normal and says normal things

#i got in an 'argument' with him the other day and i thought with the help of my mom we resolved it but apparently no #hes still mad. and acts like its my problem im upset #when all i asked of him in the first place was to talk to me with some basic respect even if hes stressed out it doesnt give him the right #to talk to me like that #and he got even more mad at me #saying that i should grow up and get used to people treating me like this because thats what happens in the real world #so i told mom and we talked it out! good ! except now hes being passive agressive about it #hes. fine most of the time but when hes bad hes either moderately rude or the worst person youve ever met #and if i tell him to stop treating me bad hell just act like its my problem for being upset when he fucking started it #so theres no way to speak to him about it without my mom there because he gets mad and i panic and lose all ability to talk beyond like #1 or 2 word sentences and a few guestures #if he wasnt strong enough to snap me in half with the fighting knowledge on how to do that i would maybe have a chance #but i dont unfortunately #hes god awful terrifying sometimes #it would probably be less stressful to defuse a bomb than it is to talk to him #the nicest thing hes said to me he said to me while blackout drunk #theres no use speaking out against him anymore ive tried and ive failed #even though ''i dont like it when people make fun of me'' is like. a basic concept #he says autistic behavior is normal to him because his friendgroup all has autism but when i show it suddenly its wrong

[bibberbang]

twitter furries are mad at lil nas x cuz he keeps interacting with furries without actually being one which is like objectively a really funny thing to be mad about

#i mean ig it was vaguely rude when he didnt respond to that fursuit maker but idk. hes a busy guy and the maker is totally fine with it #ppl are accusing him of using furries as a joke but like. yeah? ppl who dress up as animals are funny? its fine lol #hes not doing it in a mean spirited way in fact hes invited fursuiters to come to his concerts multiple times so idk why anyone is mad!!! #he seems to really like us actually. and even if he thought we were a little weird thatd be warranted. bc we are

[crescentmp3]

so what you are telling me is its that bad.

#hi (explosions) #turns out my fear of being disliked and/or hated by authority figures is much much worse than i thought #(<-he had to ask permission to go to the bathroom and had a panic attack because his teacher was a tiny bit rude to him in a subject that/ #/was not about him at all and was a misunderstanding + the teacher even apologized later) #ahem anyway. i did not know i could cry as silently as i did today #im better now. i'll be fine in approximately ten minutes now that im home #its our english teacher she had a tiny misunderstanding of a situation and said something like ''its a terrible feeling when you feel/ #/betrayed by a person you saw as an equal and cared a lot about'' (me) and after seeing me breakdown so quickly she realised that wasnt/ #/what happened. #still! terrifying #do not mind how normally im talking about it here i was very much so trembling. on the other hand i am perfectly fine and everythings okay #not as unrelatedly as i'd like it to be i got peer-reviewed for bpd by a friend today. great #♚ — vent ! #i guess?

[thisgodwontforgiveyou]

gets so frustrated thinking about ff7r's translation that i start experiencing physical pain that definitely isnt my extremely horrible progressing headache event resurfacing

#i dont hate inaccurate translations because i believe in any sanctity of the original i ahte them because i am #obsessed with scrutinizing the purpose of writing decisions even in not particularly deliberate or well made media #and if i cant fucking understand anything i cant dooooo thaaaatttttt #ARGHHHHHHHHHH #all i can manage is being able to tell what the straight bait lines were originally by contrasting my #very limited jp vocabulary with what the subtitles are saying #but stuff like the scene between elmyra and cloud when she asks him to leave and aeriths reaction to sephiroth are unintelligible #so im just like mad as hell sitting there #a lot of the translation changes are fine like the way they rewrote rude and aerith's relationship because literally translating his lines #would be a nightmare makes sense. like if you know enough about japanese to know the vibe of what hes saying #the literal translation makes sense but if you dont it would come across as sooooo weird and lacking in personality #but then they also just ranodmly make shit insanely misogynistic for no reason and constantly try to stifle any homosexuality #which is a losing battle in this game but its still enraging