#hes my perfect dilf

[lumibuns-blog]

There is a DISTURBING lack of Toji Fushiguro fluff on this app and I'm going TO FIX THAT

AND THE LAST EPISODE?!?

I am in tears, to anyone who says Toji doesn't care about his kids, even just a little, you shush

BECAUSE

BECAUSE

THIS MAN

he literally ended his life once he knew his son was living a life free from the zen'in clan so he didn't hurt Megumi anymore

IF I WAS IN THAT UNIVERSE

I'm not really one for oc's personally but YOU ALREADY KNOW I WOULD HAVE SAVED THAT MAN AND WE WOULD BE LIVING HAPPILY TOGETHER WALKING INTO THE SUNSET

I love him and WILL be posting some fluff (and maybe smut) for my baby girl🫶

#jjk #shitpost #jjk shitpost #toji is my love #toji is such a baby and i love him #he is perfect #wanna kiss him #and fuck him #toji fluff #toji x y/n #jjk toji #toji smut #jujutsu toji #dilf toji

[sincericida]

GUYS, ANDREW GARFIELD IS ALIVE AND FILMING!

He’s filming a mystery project in LA | March 20, 2024

(source)

#andrew garfield #that a gorgeous hair #look at him #he's so fucking hot #his style #he looks so perfect in these earthy tones #i'd like to run my fingers through your curls #the dilf-o-meter is broken #he's back #filming #los angeles #mistery project #andrew peter #andrew peter parker #tasm peter #tasm peter parker #sincericida

[darlingdilf]

HELP THIS IS SO CUTE???

FUKUZAWA MY DILF IS A PAPA BIRD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

#please fukuzawa marry me you beautiful man #fukuzawa bsd #bsd #fukuzawa yukichi #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs fukuzawa #bungou stray dogs #bsd fukuzawa #fukuzawa yukichi bsd #president fukuzawa #bsd ranpo #ranpo edogawa #like oh my god he is perfect #papa bird fukuzawa #he admitted Ranpo is his kid #father confirmed which means he IS IN FACT A DILF

[pumpkinrootbeer]

Things I think about all the time regarding Peter B is how a lot of his movement feels almost like laziness but it's actually just an absurd amount of skill and experience. he's been doing this longer than anyone else there, so he knows how that villain speech is going to play out, doesn't look when he fires a web because he knows exactly where it's going to land, and he's absolutely able to predict where Miles is going to go and catch up to him when no one else can. because peter b has been at this longer than everyone else there and it's literally second nature to him. give me more middle aged experienced superheros please.

#:v #I get that he's the comic relief but also I'm on my hands and knees begging #let me see him use his skill again 🙏 #peter b parker #atsv #two things that kill me: #one: peterb is so fucking good at predicting shit #genuinely a genius right #he absolutely did not see Miguel hurting miles as a possiblity he was shocked #two: he spends that whole fucking fight telling Miguel to go easy on miles #and cheering miles. #okay three things actually #the little smile miles gives peter when Peter says ''he did have a plan!'' so cute. #give me my useless pathetic older brother with his cool dorky younger brother dynamic back please #wait four things actually #Miguel and Gwen were both surprised when Pete showed up #he was not in the plan when it came to talking to Miles #the had talked about miles being an anomaly right! and Miguel was confused and frustrated when Peter showed up #PETER WASNT THERE TO LET MILES DOWN EASY #AT LEAST NOT BY DESIGN #MIGUEL HADN'T ASKED HIM TO BE THERE MIGUEL HADN'T WANTED HIM THERE #peter being there wasn't a ploy to manipulate miles it was peter genuinely trying to help miles #and failing of course #my perfect failson idiot boy dilf 🫶🫶

[crusheswhimsandfancies]

Happy 70th birthday to the one and only Rick Moranis😍😍😍

#he’s so babygirl #and #the ultimate dilf #my friend made this meme for me and it is beyond perfection #i am so grateful #thanks cc #happy birthday rick #rick moranis #rick meme

[slasherboy-brainrot]

UR SO RIGHT ASA IS SO SILLY AND HOT I WANT TO DO DESPICABLE THINGS TO HIM I WISH HE WAS REAL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HHES SO NOT AND NGH I WANT TO BE STABBED BY HIM LIKE OMG SMASH BARK BARK BARK

J

Idk who you are but I feel seen and I love you sm

#my little avocado mask boy #bug dilf my beloved #i would build an altar for asa emory #hes literally perfect #asa emory #brainrot #slasher fucker #horror #slasherfucker #slasher community #slasher fandom #slasher movies #the collector 2009 #the collection #the collector

[bleepblopbloop56]

Happy halloween from my favorite character with aproximetly 3 minuets of screen time

#lord help me i love that dilf #future leo #im not gonna tag anything more because im full of FEAR #yall scare me which is why my extensive collection of rise drawinga have remained hidden #ready to take this down at the speed of LIGHT #i see alot of aus where he also comes back to the present and thats what i assume this is #regular leo is like "☺ dont worry future me i have the perfect costume' #and leonardos just 'jesus kid.'

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

at the Omega event in New York City.

#andrew garfield #insanely gorgeous #i am devastated #sir #the things i'd would let andrew garfield do to me #didn’t mean to moan like that my bad #male models thank andrew garfield for being a great actor #he knows brown is his color #1he looks so perfect in these earthy tones #the dilf-o-meter is broken #god i need to [redacted] with him so much #and your beautiful doe eyes #i just 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #🫦 #omega watches #events #peter parker #spider man #the amazing spider man #tasm #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #sincericida

[diari0deglierrori]

Thinking about that post that said would you ever date someone who has the same name as you and might have to change my answer as I had ✨Thoughts✨ about someone I met tonight

#also good thing about having a gender neutral name is that it works for any gender so I’m good #anyway maybe it was only the wine doing things to me but I was already starting to consider it #and then a kid that was about 10 years old got there and called him dad and I said oops how old is he then?? #after hearing a conversation he had with someone else he’s from 85…….. so…38 #like gorl you think you found yourself a dilf?? come onnn #nope #anywayyy later on he also told me he has another son who lives in the north so imagine if he’s around my age #also he was my height it’s funny same name same height #and I heard him ask someone something about me as they were looking at me and I heard my name and country and stuff but pretended I couldn’t #hear #anyway absolutely nothing will happen I just got a bit carried away #but! #didn’t really help that around the end he was smoking and dancing and had his shirt opened a bit #‘tu savais que la saint [redacted] c’était le [redacted]?´ the urge to answer oui je me l’auto fête depuis une bonne dizaine d’année #et adore mentionner que j’ai toujours des feux d’artifices pour mes fêtes #I moved on but I can still say he has the perfect dad body and charisma and is pretty fun and nice k bye #thinking about this as quién es tu nueeevo amooor? tuu nueeva ocuupación tu misterioooso aaalguien is playing

[keisobe]

— sorry this isn’t atwow related but sometime ago i read an ethan winters fanfic on ao3 and the way he calls the reader “sweetheart” had me crawling on my knees and crying (///￣ ￣///). he’s so attractive and i love his voice sm ♡

#☆ｏ(＞＜；)○ — ina rambles #i love dilfs #ethan winters is an amazing husband and dad #there’s something abt older fictional men that gets my brain going #i wish there were more fanfics on him #he’s so perfect #idc if he’s faceless okay #equivalent of jake calling kiri babygirl #maybe i should write dilf jake sully fanfics #maybe…

[dumb-little-baby]

OH HE’S SO LANA DEL REY!!!! 😩😍

#he can cure my dad issues for sure #I just wanna hear him say good girl ONE TIME! #he’s a perfect definition of a hot dilf #Kevin Mundy

[mandomover]

I AM NOT OK

Best believe I just ordered this top so me and my bf can wear matching crewnecks

Pic courtesy of @mirachai on insta

#Pedro pascal #Looking such a dilf #Like why is he so perfect #I'm not ok #king pedro #Like don't mind me holding my lil coffee #Looking all cute #Not even trying #With my lil one up one down sleeve #flexing #Like a daddy

[crimeronan]

i saw this and went "WHAT" but scrolling back thru my blog these past few weeks i..... i really do never shut up about the guy, huh.

#sorry for being a lesbian in love with one (1) messy gay dilf. as if it's my fault #ASTOUNDING that there arent more of you who want to study him under a microscope #he is. the perfect man. in every way #toh #darius deamonne #image desc in alt text