had a horrible vision
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Percy: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and I feel like that’s more accurate.
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Wait a second-
My brain: gonna sleep?
Me: yep.
My brain:
My brain: Hey ever noticed how HoO is a antithesis of Captain Planet, with Fire (Leo), Water (Percy), Wind (Jason), Earth (Hazel) and Heart (Piper) fighting against Gaea instead of to help her?
Me:
Me: HOLY SHI-
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I've always wondered why the Romans think demigods all of a sudden started getting claimed? They couldn't know about Percy's deal with Olympus, so what do they think happened?
The gods were probably like "as a reward for fighting in the war we will now claim you all!"
The Romans were probably pretty proud of that.
Then like a year later this conversation happens:
Annabeth: and then after Percy made the gods promise to claim all their children-
Jason: THAT WAS YOU?!
Percy: yeah. Why did you think the god suddenly started claiming everybody?
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percy, aged 15: ....annabeth.....is sitting.....right next to me 😧 illegal😳😳 but.... i like it🤭??
percy, aged 16: OHMYGOD 😱😱 ANNABETH WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM 🤯 ????😨 MOM PICK ME UP I SMELL SCANDALOUS😳😳 IM NOT EVEN LOOKING GOOD EITHER😭😭😭 lord forgive ME😭........yeah im having fun 😁
percy, aged 17: *sound of lock breaking at 3am*.......hey girlfriend✌️ yeah no worries come in 🥱 next time, knock maybe? ill open the window for you myself, just dont wake me up....yep ly👍.......k this is slightly annoying by now but i still love it 🥰
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did anyone else laugh every time annabeth mentioned her deep hated of hera and how hera would always just drop cow manure in front of annabeth on a daily
like hera is so petty. i cant
idk why but hera - queen of the gods - and annabeth - wisest daughter of athena - just rivaling like two petty high school bitches is the funniest thing ever im laughing just typing this
like annabeth is all calm and collected until hera enters the chat and then annabeth’s like that bitch can go f*** herself
i love it so much. her and percy are a match made in heaven. (except hera is queen of heaven, and marriage, and she despises them HAHAHAHA)
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they’re innocent
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cant wait for season 5 of the PJO show when Percy sits on Poseidons throne.
If this doesn't make it in the Gods are dead and nothing in the world matters
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Nico’s perception of himself is his own worst enemy. Peak example of self fulfilling prophecy
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Friendly fighting or so they said
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Demigods: *exist*
Prophecy:
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Leo Valdez: “There’s something seriously wrong with you!”
Nico Di Angelo: “...Coming from you, that's actually a little worrying.”
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percy jackson can literally punch a god in the face and nothing would happen. what are you gonna do? kill him? no no no...see, who else will do all of your quests? defeat kronos? fight gaia? who else would put up with your shit in such a suave, sassy, stylish manner? go ahead, smite him. see what overthrows you next.
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TRUE 😭
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