#hero and partner: nah we good
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Summary: Katsuki takes you to dinner. You find it difficult to keep your guard up when he’s so respectful and charming.
Adult!Bakugou x Forensic Detective!Reader
⚠️ drinking. suggestive themes. violence.
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Dinner with Katsuki is precisely what you dreamed it would be: seamless and firmly rooted in his brand of romance. He takes you to a place that serves authentic Indian food. It’s right near the station. As soon as you enter, rich aromas of masalas and spices waft past your nostrils. Immediately, you begin to salivate.
“Fuck, it smells good in here,” your date mumbles. “Can’t wait t’ dig in.”
“Tell me about it,” you mumble.
In no time, a waitress collects you at the door. She guides you to a table amongst a small crowd of people. A few of them take notice of Katsuki and whisper excitedly between each other. You gulp. You hadn’t thought about the consequences of dating a pro hero. What will publicity bring?
“Ignore ‘em.” The blonde says gruffly. “Tonight’s about me ‘n you, not any of these extras.”
You cringe. He’s certainly not afraid to voice his opinions, hoping intimidation is enough to keep gossipers at bay. Fortunately, he’s right.
You both take a seat. He sets your knapsack down on the chair next to you. The waitress hands you a couple of menus, and you take your time going through them. The table is quiet as you decide. The atmosphere is light and soothing. The nerves you felt at the start of your date are dissipating.
You order your food, as does he. A glass of wine for you, and a double of whiskey for him. The waitress scurries off to fulfill it, leaving the two of you alone again.
Your mind is racing. Breaking the ice is hard. His fiery gaze is boring into you and he doesn’t appear ready to chat anytime soon. The only thing you can focus on is the case you just solved, so you use that to toss your nervousness out the window and initiate conversation.
“S-so, I’m glad we caught him,” you stammer. “The villain, I mean. Today.”
He leans back in his chair and shrugs.
“Yeah. Piece of shit should rot in Tartarus f’r what he did.”
You nod absently. Where he’s going, you hope he isn’t able to harm anyone else. The suffering he’s caused the family of his victims is enough for one lifetime.
“Did you have trouble capturing him?”
“Nah.”
“Th-that’s good.”
“D’ya think I asked you out t’ talk about work?”
His brows are furrowed and his mouth twisted into a petite frown. You lick your lips, heat flooding your cheeks. That’s what you get for acting impulsively. Why are you so uncomfortable with silence?
“S-sorry,” you mumble, embarrassed. “I just… I guess I don’t know what else to talk about.”
Katsuki appreciates your honesty. In the past, he’s been on dates where his partner scrambled to fill the silence, eventually bringing up whatever vapid shit came to mind. He respects that you don’t fall victim to the same sort of urgency. It’s more natural this way.
“How ‘bout yourself?” He suggests. “Unless you’re tight-lipped about your personal life on dates, too.”
You laugh. At that moment, the waitress swings by with your merlot. She sets two wine glasses down and pours. You thank her and take a sip. A heavy, bitter flavour of berries greets your tongue. It’s not at all unpleasant.
“I just don’t like talking about myself at work,” you explain, putting down your glass. “And I don’t do much else these days, what with staff shortages, so I guess I’m not used to it.”
“You work harder than this stubborn bastard I know.”
He means it as a compliment. In his youth, Katsuki went through an identity crisis and blamed him for the insecurities it caused; nevertheless, his bond with Izuku has only grown in adulthood — for the better. Now, he acknowledges his conscientiousness and potential as a true hero.
“Your friends aren’t buggin’ ya?” He inquires. “If I’d known you don’t cut yourself any breaks, I’d’ve asked you out sooner.”
It’s feels nice to be fawned over. Prior to today, you had no clue he harboured such a fascination for you. Although you want to take his attraction at face value, you have your guard up. You’re not looking for friends with benefits; you’re seeking a companion in him. If he thinks he can talk sweetly to you for the purpose of getting in your pants, he’s got another thing coming.
“They know I’m busy.” You brush off his concern with a smile. “And we see each other here and there.”
He props up his elbows on the backrest of his chair and stares across the room distantly, eyes fixated on the kitchen doors. You don’t blame him; you’re starving, too. You think he’s abandoned the topic, when he speaks.
“As long as you’re not workin’ yourself into the ground. Think I’d like t’ keep seein’ ya.”
It isn’t much longer until your food arrives. The waitress sets down the dishes and utensils; then, she wishes you a good meal and excuses herself. You spend the rest of your time chatting intermittently about the flavours, sharing food between each other, and enjoying your meals. When you finish, it’s later in the evening. You’ve emptied your wine glass twice, as has he with his whiskey. You’re in good spirits.
He orders two cups of tea for dessert. As you sip, he wonders about your family and which part of town you live in. Likewise, you ask him about his development into one of the top pro heroes in Japan. You discover he doesn’t like to boast. He mentions his passion for honing his quirk and being “the best” in his youth. He describes how Best Jeanist, a former Billboard Hero, taught him to concentrate more on contained survival than reckless showing off. All in all, he keeps his story short and sweet.
It sounds like he’s been through a lot. You’re surprised someone with such an action-packed life is into you. The edgiest thing you’ve ever done was taking out a loan to attend graduate school. You thought he would have preferred another hero. Then again, the idea of seeing another forensic detective doesn’t do it for you. You’d rather leave work where it is and retire after a long day. Maybe Katsuki feels the same.
“Well?” He prompts you gruffly.
You blink absently. Did he say something while you were lost in thought? You lift a brow and hum, prompting him to clarify. He rolls his eyes playfully, picking up on how the alcohol has distracted you.
“What did’j’ya think of the meal?”
You beam at him.
“I loved it!”
“You sure? I won’t be offended.”
“Positive! I really enjoyed myself. Thank you, Katsuki.”
You catch a brief smile fluttering across his face. Just as soon as it appears, though, it’s gone. He feels like an idiot for getting flustered by something so simple, but he likes listening to you, and every syllable of his name sounds like heaven on your tongue. In his teenage years, you eliciting this sort of vulnerability would have infuriated him; as an adult, he knows how to calmly identify his emotions and reel them in.
He fucking likes you — that’s the truth. You’re bright and interesting. You encourage him engage with his thoughts and opinions, instead of dismiss them. He’s compelled to learn more about you. He gets the sense that he could converse with you for days and not get bored. You’re a rare breed.
“Ready t’ go?” He prompts you. “I’ll pay and we can head out.”
“You don’t have to pay,” you insist. “I can afford my half.”
“Fat fuckin’ chance.” He snorts. “Lemme get this this one f’r us, princess.”
You huff. Normally, you would want to pay; that way, there are no expectations for later. You’re not sure if you want to put out tonight. He’s playing all his cards right, and the tension is there, but you don’t want this to be a one night stand. When you have crushes on people, you mean them.
“Well… okay.” You concede. “But only if I can get the next one.”
“We’ll see.”
“Hey! C’mon!”
“Grab your shit an’ let’s go.”
You groan as you slip on your windbreaker and grab your knapsack. He’s already at the counter, settling the tab. Katsuki escorts you out of the building with a hand on the small of your back. In no time, you’re back on the street.
At this time of night, there aren’t many people walking around. It’s mostly other couples, pacing home or simply enjoying the evening together. The atmosphere is serene. A gentle wind tousles the leaves, adding to the tranquility. You shiver.
Katsuki walks head of you; then, he extends his hand for you to take. You do so with only a smidgen of hesitation this time, trying to trust your budding feelings for him. He reels you closer. Your palms touch his firm chest as he secures you against him. He gazes at you with a ghost of a smirk.
“So, you want there t’ be a next time?”
Reflexively, you laugh. Your face burns as you scramble to respond. You’re not used to being teased this way.
“Um… yeah. I-I guess I do.”
“No more pretendin’ you’re not inta me, then.”
“When you started flirting with me, I thought you were just bored,” you admit sheepishly. “But I k-kinda had a crush on you.”
His grip on you tightens.
“Had?”
“Have.”
“S’what I thought.”
Katsuki isn’t sure if it’s the whiskey or how easy it is to talk to you, but he feels comfortable around you. He wasn’t sure if it would translate as well outside of work — in his eyes, you had the potential to be too good for him. If you want him like he wants you, perhaps there’s a shot. Besides, you’re bound to understand his busy schedule and odd hours, what with you being in law enforcement. So what if you’re not a hero? He’s merely looking for someone he can sync up with.
“Look, I ain’t great at expressin’ my feelings ‘n shit, but I thought you were cute as soon as you showed up t’ that crime scene. Showed me you were smart, too. Down t’ earth. Not just a fuckin’ stiff in a tight skirt.”
You draw yourself into the memory. When you received the call, you arrived earlier than everyone else with your equipment. Officers were stationed around the perimeter, blocking all pedestrian points so you could do your work. Apparently, the victim was a big deal — that’s why Dynamight was assigned to your case. Half of his job was to protect you; the other half was to commence takedown of the scumbag murderer.
You thought he was annoying and pompous when he first appeared, sauntering around the scene like he was in charge. He seemed disinterested, as though he’d rather be doing something else. You didn’t love his attitude. But then, as he started to help — flirting with you, in the process — you witnessed a different side of him. Maybe it wasn’t that he didn’t care, but more so that he desensitizes himself to function.
Despite the rumours about him, you recognize that Katsuki has feelings. He gives a damn about victims and keeping civilians safe. Although he’s brash and aggressive in nature, his heart isn’t as icy as people think.
“I always thought you were handsome,” you admit shyly, averting your eyes. “Whenever I saw you on TV, I mean.”
He smirks.
“You’re not a fuckin’ super fan, are ya?”
“No!” You grin. “You’re just always on the News for breaking things, so you’re pretty hard to miss.”
He snorts. You glance at him to see if you crossed a line with your comment. Joy fills your soul when you catch him rubbing his jaw with a large hand, no doubt to hide another smile. If you were anyone else, he’d tell you to fuck off. Because you’re you, he feels his attraction to you soar.
“Shut the hell up an’ tell me when you’re free next week.”
And he seals the deal with a light peck on the cheek. He fights the urge to capture your sweet lips once more, hoping that one day, he won’t have to.
#minors dni#bakugou x forensic detective#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugou katsuki#pro hero bakugou#adult bakugou#bakugou x reader#afab reader#soft bakugou
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Heyy you fabulous writter! You've had me hooked ever since I first found a post of yours and I don't know if you're taking writing requests but if you are...I'd like to humbly request you to write this idea?🙏
Essentially I think it'd be really cute having a small one-shot of the LU boys in twilights hyrule and them meeting his S/O. His S/O can either be a simple farmer who grew up in the same area or the idea of someone he met on his journey who also had animal turning 'abilities'/features comes to mind so they understand each other more than most. IDK if it's a silly idea or not I just thinks the boys reactions (especially time teasing twilight and such) would be Hella cute! Anyways thanks and keep the good work up! 🫡
- Anon🧋
Yesyesyesyes living out my cottage core dream with mr. cowboy teehee
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Twilight was getting giddier by the second as he approached Ordon, and the boys could tell. He was clenching and unclenching his fists, trying the keep the nervousness at bay, but how could he do that when he was about to see you. His beloved.
"I don't think I have ever seen you this jittery before, Pup. What's wrong?"
Twilight was about to answer him when they hear a loud gasp.
Twilight turns to see you on a tree above them, clad in what seems to be.... his old tunic? You jump down, hopping down branch by branch before landing inches away from Twilight.
"Oh by three- you're home! I missed you so much-"
He shuts you up, by pulling you in for a kiss, months of love and desperation melting onto you.
You had to pull away to avoid creating awkwardness for the others, "Alright, easyyy cowboy. Now why don't you tell me about your lil' friends?"
Time raises an eyebrow at him, clearly interested in your character.
"Oh! I completely forgot t' introduce myself! I'm Y/n, mister hero's partner."
Time nods, holding out a hand to shake.
"I'm Time, a... friend of Link's. We all met on his recent adventure."
You nod, squinting a bit at him, then eyeing the rest of them. You walk around them slightly, eyeing their garb and equipment a bit before nodding back at your boyfriend.
"They're Links too, aren't they?"
Legend jumps slightly at that, "How did you-"
You smile at him, "I gotta good nose."
Twilight shakes his head, chuckling "Alright, lets go back to the village before you start figuring everyone out."
You jog up to him, animatedly waving your hands, rambling about Colin and how good with swordsmanship he's become. Before you could continue rambling, Wind asks, "How'd you two meet?"
You and Twilight pause, looking at each other before responding.
"Oh, y'know, I met him on his quest during the Twilight Era. Stinky do-wait, they know, right?"
"They're too nosy for their own good."
"Right, so. I met him while I was in my alternate form. Fell on top of me from a brittle tree-"
"-Wait, you have a wolf form too?!" Wind exclaims, running up to you.
You snort, this kid's funny.
"Nah, that's hero's spirit and all. It's better if I show ya."
You focus for a moment before you feel the shift, still uncomfortable but so much less painful than the first time it happened, oh so many years ago.
Opening your eyes, you can feel your senses sharpen, everything intensifying tenfold.
"A fucking fox???!?!! Twilight, your wife is so cool."
"Not my wife yet, but thank you."
You walk up to Wind, cooing at him. He hesitantly pets your fur on your head, earning him a soft purr from you.
You walk up to the rest of them, just looking at them. You give a few extra sniffs to the pink-haired one, him smelling like hare.
Shifting back, you walk back to Twilight, your fur coat retreating back into your skin. You give him a peck on the cheek, continuing your way back to the village.
"Y'all coming or what?"
Twilight breaks out of his lovestruck trance, following you. Time walks up to Twilight, muttering to him,
"I can tell you've got a thing for foxy personalities."
"Oh, shut up."
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The Legend of Zelda and shipping
I can't understand people who are like "I only ship Link in every game with one single character ever." What the hell... HOW?!
This seems to be most most common with people who ship Zelda/Link or "Zelink" — always wanting every Zelda to be with Link, because they're the main characters, though the phenomenon does exist with Malink and some other ships as well. And that’s not to hate on Zelink and Malink, because I love them! SPECIFIC INCARNATIONS of them, I mean.
Because there are a bare minimum of EIGHT different incarnations of Link, and you can’t tell me you think every single dude named Link has chemistry with/should have romance with every single girl named Zelda. Like EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.? I just can't with that. It's unfathomable, IMO.
I mean, OKAY, let me back that up: I get that people find it romantic to think that these are like... some kind of soulmates who always find each other through every reincarnation ala Hawkman and Hawkgirl or something, but it's not like they even display the same personality traits or share memories or something in each version of themselves. They just... act like totally different people quite regularly. Because by all accounts, they are.
Furthermore... shit - if we assume the incarnations are all descendants of one another and the same descendancy lines keep hooking up with the same partner lines, at what point do we wind up becoming dangerously incestuous with this repeated pairing? Because that shit seems INEVITABLE in such a case…?
NAH, my fam — I believe each Link and each Zelda are their own person, with their own traits. Their only unifying truth is that every person Link will ALWAYS look best in a green tunic and matching green, pointy flop-hat. (Sorry; I don't make the rules. Facts is facts.)
With that in mind, these are my sundry ships for various Links. And I apologize in advance for the fact that they're all boringly het. :P
Skyward Sword — Zelink, absolutely. Childhood Friend Romance always gets me right in the heart. I love these two together. The casual playfulness and fondness they display. The lengths they'll go to in order to see each other/protect each other. And although Zelda loses some of her distinct personality when she learns she's a reincarnation of Hylia, she gets her groove back near the end, so it's all good.
Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask/SC2 — Malink with a bullet. The singing farmgirl and the boy without a fairy, two people who felt alone in the world and find each other. The nicknames! "Don't be long, fairy boy." The fact that you can declare your romantic intentions for Malon while you're still a fucking KID! The Gossip Stone that tells you how much Malon pines to be saved from her daily life by a hero on a horse! It's SO GOOD.
Wind Waker/Phantom Hourglass — I'm only mentioning this era because this Link is an ACTUAL CHILD. He's like, what? EIGHT? Maybe ten, if we're feeling generous? So I just want to say: Yeah... I just can't bring myself to ship this literal child with anybody. It ain't RIGHT.
Link's Awakening — Marink. If you weren't feeling these two by the time their sunset beach conversation wrapped up, I don't know what to even say to you. This was probably my first serious ship from playing the TLoZ games. Plus this ship is a good reason why the original black-and-white Game Boy version's secret ending is actually the best version of that bonus scene.
Twilight Princess — Ilink. Is there even any other contender worth mentioning? The writing and direction of the cut scenes makes it pretty clear that Link and Ilia are sweet on each other. You barely even meet Zelda in this game, and the only other option would probably be, well... Midna? You know - your partner imp that spends most of the game trash-talking you for her personal lulz and repeatedly slamming her body weight down HARD onto your spine? Mm, I’ll pass.
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Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity/TotK — Miphlink/Miphalink, no items, FINAL DESTINATION. Their story makes my heart just ACHE. The flashback to Mipha healing him up... Mipha's diary (OMFG that diary)... the Zora armor and its descriptions... holy SHIT, fam. And even if that story DIDN'T melt me into a complete puddle, Zelda put herself out of consideration by stealing my fucking house. I don’t understand why she pulled that, but given her privileged upbringing, I doubt she understands the value/expense of home ownership. So maybe she thought this was like yoinking a french fry. :P
Haven't Played — The only major entry I haven't played yet is "Spirit Tracks" on the DS. So I can't speak to that incarnation at this point. But the two things I can say is A) The Zelda/Link relationship sure appears cute? but B) This is also the same style of Link seen in Wind Waker, so I won't be surprised if she's supposed to be a LITERAL CHILD again (and therefore not a shippable character for me).
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I love you stuff it’s all so good!
Would you be willing to do a graves x price where price finally finds Shepard and graves is there too so Shepard thinks it’s 2v1 with graves on his side but nah bc price treats graves right? Only if you want to! No rush or pressure just an idea.
Have a great New Years and save travels (if ur traveling lol) <3
This happened right after this post because I love continuity. Also happy New Years!
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Price woke up and felt a weight on him immediately. He relaxed when he saw the soft blond hair, slightly singed on the ends from the fire.
Graves’s head was on his chest, holding him loosely around his waist. He was a quiet sleeper and luckily didn’t drool on him. When sleeping, he looked angelic. Not at all the little bastard Price knew him to be.
With a sigh, because fuck he did not want to deal with his team right now, he pulled himself out of Graves’s embrace. Hickeys. Bites. Handprints. It looked like Graves had been in and lost a fight. Every inch of his back and his thighs had some marking on them.
Price couldn’t tell if he felt a bit guilty or proud of that.
Graves didn’t wake up, so he left quietly. He turned around and...
“Did you guys wait here all night?”
“Ghost has been lying and saying things and we just want you to confirm them.” Gaz stood up tall. “Did you.... yo.... did you...”
“Did you fuck Graves?” Soap looked exhausted. His accent coming out thick. “Ghost is saying with his super hero,” Simon rolled his eyes, “he could hear you guys. I said, based on the screams, it was clear you were torturing him for information.”
“No. We fucked. I feel bad for all of you guy’s partners.” Price brushed past them. “We’re not talking about this right now though, we need to deal with Shepherd.”
Ghost fell into step beside him, forcing everyone else to walk behind him thanks to how narrow the hallways were. Alejandro was cursing a bit, but no one pushed, letting him start the meeting.
“Graves told me where Shepherd is, along with how many men he probably has. Apparently we killed quite a bit more than we thought. The shadows are down half their men.”
“And he told you during pillow talk or something?” Rodolfo crossed his arms.
“No. You don’t want to know. So anyway, as I was saying.” He moved right on by that, going over everything he knew.
“Will be heading to the coordinates at 0200. Should be dark which will cover our tracks.”
They all stared at him.
“I will give you five minutes to ask him a couple of questions.”
“Why?”
“He’s hot. Next questions.”
“He’s a bad guy.”
“Not a question, but he had proof Shepherd was keeping things from him. He wasn’t aware of a lot of things going on.”
“Will he be staying?”
“Don’t know. He is a war criminal but we’re all war criminals. Trying to figure that out.”
“Does this make him the team’s stepdad?” Ghost asked, clearly trying not to laugh.
“Yes. Anyway that’s enough questions.” Price answered as seriously as he could, watching everyone start to panic.
He left the room and went straight back to his bedroom. It would be smart to try to sleep some more, but the idea made him restless. Insomnia and sleep deprivation were just part of the job.
Graves had woken up, still in just Price’s shirt. He only moved when Price came in.
“Wasn’t sure if I should leave the bed.” He looked up at him, eyes soft and lips almost pouting.
“I’m sorry for last night.”
“Oh, its fine I deserved it.” Graves rushed to reassure him, still desperate for forgiveness. His hands were on Price’s chest and he looked so damn soft.
“Not the sex part.” Price laughed a little, patting his face. He saw Graves visibly relax. “I didn’t take care of you afterwards. I’m better than that. Lot of those bites need to be attended to.”
“It’s fine. Usually fix myself up anyway. Just... couldn’t walk last night to do it.” Graves looked a bit flustered.
Price shook his head and helped him up, noticing how bad the limp was. He helped him to the bathroom and started to disinfect anything that needed it. Graves didn’t have any bruising on his face, but around his throat, it was rather bad. Price could make out each of his own fingers from where he had choked him. He touched it gently.
“It’s fine. Don’t worry. Doesn’t hurt to breath or swallow. Already tested it.”
Price nodded and helped him get some pants on. Graves almost melted into the contact, pressing against his hands. He was a bit like a cat, needing all the affection he could get.
“Did I hurt you last night?” Price mumbled, pulling him to his chest. Graves looked surprised.
“Sir, I’ve handled being tortured. I can handle being slapped around during sex.”
“Yes, but did I hurt you?”
Graves frowned, thinking over what he was saying. “I agreed to everything, Ca- John. I... wanted anything from you I could get...” He sounded small, gently fixing Price’s shirt where it had gotten wrinkled. “What do you want from me, sir? I don’t regret any of it. Would go through it again if it meant I could have this morning. I... enjoyed a lot of it. It was a bit more than I usually handle in one night, but the majority of it is stuff I do.”
Price accepted that.
The majority of the day was spent with Graves telling him anything he thought could be useful. Every habit of every guard he could think of. What he thought the schedules would be. Everything.
Price thanked him. “You’re obviously staying here.”
“i could help.”
“Phillip. No one here trusts you.”
Graves stared at him for a moment. “Except you, right? You trust me?”
Price sighed. “To an extent.” Graves was careful. Didn’t show any outward sign of being upset, even though Price could tell he was.
“Understood.”
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Yeah, it surprised absolutely no one that Graves found a way to get there. Price cursed himself for not being more careful. Maybe he should’ve tied him up before they left.
Regardless, he had his gun trained on Shepherd and Shepherds on him. They both looked at Graves and Price felt his stomach sinking.
He should’ve killed him.
Shepherd smiled. “Go ahead, John. Put the gun down. You’re outnumbered.”
Graves pulled the hammer back on his gun, but it was aimed at the General. His hands shook slightly, but he stood still.
“You’re a fucking asshole.” He hissed out. “You’re the one that’s outnumbered.”
Price stared at Graves, almost forgetting he was in a standoff.
“What? Commander, get your head out of your ass.”
“Shut up. Shut. Up.” Graves stiffened. “I’m not a Commander anymore. Thanks to you. Thanks to what you did, I lost half my people.”
“Casualties happen.”
“You don’t set kindling on fire and act surprised when it burns. You sent us all there to die.” Graves was bordering on hysterics, hands shaking harder. Price kept his gun steady for the both of them, waiting. Just waiting for the moment.
Shepherd went to point his gun at Graves and Price shot straight through him, putting several rounds in his chest.
Graves backed up a step, watching the General crumble. He let out a soft breath.
“I wanted to help take him down. Wanted... for my men, ya know?”
Price went straight for him, pulling him close. He hugged him tight, probably too tight.
“Hey... I’m okay, Captain.” Graves looked up at him. “I’m fine.”
Price nodded, still holding him rather close. “If they ask, you shot him. Okay?”
‘What? Why?”
“Builds trust.”
#cod#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#Phillip graves#John Price#Captain John Price#Price x Graves#Graves x Price
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I really love your Scarlet beetle and ikati black au here are two things I want to see Number one what happens whenever king Paon eats birdseed I feel like it’s gonna end up similar to crack or drugs and he just gets high and whatever happened to ikati black whenever he has catnip. Request number two Akuma and amok go Rogue and the heroes in the villains have to team up in order to stop them monarch andking peon get “hero”outfits and we found out that the four of them make a good team. I know I said too but this is something too good to pass up an akuma that makes you sing a song they choose hits monarch and makes him sing dear future husband to king paon
Prince Paon: *With his face buried in a bowl of bird seed* THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD! I NEED MORE!
Monarch: Sweetie, I think you’ve-
Prince Paon: I’LL TELL YOU WHEN I HAD ENOUGH! *Cuts the seed with a razor before snorting it* …
Monarch: … Honey?
*Later, Monarch is watching the news*
Nadja: Police are now reporting that the alleged attacker bit the man’s nose off before spouting nonsense in Latin.
Monarch: … Well, time to bust him out of jail.
(Nah, it’s more like crack)
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Monarch: If you guys tell anyone about this, we’re kicking your asses; this is a one time thing.
Scarlet Beetle: Suuuure it is-
Prince Paon: IT IS!
Ikati Black: Alright, alright. But, someone needs to be done about your outfits.
Prince Paon: So, we should wear the same basic bitch hoodie like your partner?
Scarlet Beetle: HEY!
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Monarch: Dear future husband
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be
Appaloosa: Oh my God! He’s singing to you!
Prince Paon: He’s what?!
Monarch: My one and only all my life
Take me on a date
I deserve a break
Scarlet Beetle: This could be our chance to stop him, but I love this song.
Ikati Black: Let’s just… Wait a few minutes.
#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#nathaniel kurtzberg#marc anciel#answered ask#ao3fic#ask me stuff#mlb au#scarlet beetle and Ikati black
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The One
For the Phic Phight prompts: Soulmate Au where after your soulmate dies, you can only see in black and white. As in you see normal colors until they die and then only in black and white for the rest of your life, so you only ever know if you had a soulmate once it's too late. Except Character A's (up to you who you want it to be) soulmate is Danny. While Danny is in Phantom form, character A's vision is in black and white, but returns to normal color when Danny is Fenton. Character A is going crazy trying to find their soulmate who keeps dying and getting resurrected. (from @ghostboidanny) and Wes is the first one to find out Danny's secret. No One Knows AU. (from @murphy-kitt)
Chapter 4: A Burst of Red
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[Warnings for minor violence]
This ghost hero shit was not easy. Hiding it wasn't easy either. Honestly, Danny had no idea why Sam and Tucker hadn't called him out on his bullshit excuses already. He wanted so badly to just come out and tell everyone what had happened, that the portal hadn't just spontaneously turned on, that he could turn into a ghost now. But then his parents had threatened to tear him apart—molecule by molecule.
He was never going to let himself go through that again.
So he hid. He told no one about what he could do. He spent more time making up excuses than doing homework. Schoolwork and friendships and family fell by the wayside as Danny was forced to dedicate more and more time to fighting the ghosts that came through the portal. He hated it. But if he didn't fight them, there would be no more school, or friends, or Fenton Works because the ghosts would destroy it all. If he didn't fight them, there was no one else who could.
Day after day, Danny had to fend off these invaders from the Ghost Zone. They weren't even especially malicious, Danny had come to think, but they just did not care about the consequences of their actions at all, because it was only the humans who had to deal with those consequences. On top of that, even though Danny was the one who was keeping those consequences to a minimum, he was still being lumped in with all the rest of the ghosts.
At least most of the people at school appreciated him, but adults were so ungrateful. They blamed him for everything, made him look bad in the papers, and even gave him the God awful moniker of Inviso-Bill. It was horrible.
"Some upperclassman was asking me about you earlier," Tucker told Danny in bio one day, tearing him out of his ruminations. "I don't remember what his name was. Tall, red-headed guy. He said he wanted to recruit you for the school newspaper because he heard your grades were good, and I told him he had the wrong Fenton."
"Why would I want to join the school newspaper?"
"I dunno." Tucker shrugged. "Apparently you get extra credit."
"Well, it's not like I couldn't use the extra credit. That purpleback gorilla project did approximately jack shit for my GPA."
"Alright class, please take out your homework and go over it with your lab partner before handing it in," their science teacher said, and Danny reached into his backpack for the lab sheet.
"Anyway," Tucker said as he did the same, "I just figured I'd warn you about that in case he comes to bother you again."
"Thanks man," Danny said. He frowned at his lab sheet. He hadn't had time to finish filling it out because he'd had to take care of a swarm of ghost mice that had infested his house the night before. "Speaking of my grades..." Tucker sighed.
"Yes, you can copy my answers. Just be sneaky about it or we'll get caught."
"You're the best, Tuck."
"I know." Danny started frantically scribbling the answers down, keeping one eye on the teacher to make sure she wasn't looking their way. "What I don't know is why your grades took such a dive when we started high school. Seriously, dude, is something going on I don't know about?"
"Nah," Danny lied, offering his best friend a pinched smile. "I just got lazy, I guess. You know I'd rather play video games than do homework."
"Oh! Did you check out the mods I sent you for Doomed?" Tucker asked, happily jumping on the change of subject. "The second one is freaking hilarious!"
"I only had time to look at the first one, but it was pretty sweet," Danny responded, and the subject of his suddenly poor grades was out of mind completely.
Shortly after that, Danny started to feel eyes on him. Maybe it was a ghost thing, or maybe he was just being paranoid, but it felt like he was being watched. Whoever or whatever it was, it didn't set off his ghost sense. Hopefully, he was just being paranoid, and there was nothing dangerous following him around, but it put him on edge. It made him even more careful about keeping his identity secret.
Nearly two weeks passed and that feeling rarely went away, and never for long.
Danny was fighting the Box Ghost again, and he actually had things pretty well in hand. After a couple months it was about time for him to get the hang of things. Now if only he could catch the Box Ghost without the grocery store's entire stock getting ecto-contaminated or destroyed, then he'd really be getting somewhere.
"Danny!" a voice shouted and Danny turned his head instinctively to see a red-headed teenager he'd never met before in his life, looking right at him. "I fucking knew it!" he shouted triumphantly.
"Who the hell are you?!" Danny shouted down to him.
"I'm—Look out!" he cut himself off, pointing behind Danny, who turned around just in time to get a face full of canned beans as a box of them was flung his way. "Ooh," the stranger cringed. "Sorry! How about we'll talk after you deal with this guy?"
"Don't even think about going anywhere!" Danny told him, hoping that he'd sounded threatening enough to actually keep the guy from running away, but not so threatening as to make the guy freak out and then run away. He got a thumbs up for his efforts, so apparently it had worked.
Returning to his fight with the Box ghost with renewed vigor, Danny started shooting off ghost rays, cutting off escape routes and keeping him away from anymore boxes until he had the Box Ghost cornered and captured him in the Fenton Thermos. As soon as he capped the thermos he whipped around to make sure that random ginger who somehow knew his name was still standing in the empty parking lot waiting for him. The ginger waved.
"Who are you?" Danny demanded as he flew over to the guy.
"Wesley Weston, but everyone calls me Wes," the stranger answered. "I'm your soulmate."
"What?" Danny's face wrinkled in confusion. "How can you possibly know that?"
"You're Danny Fenton, aren't you?"
"N-no."
"You turned around when I called your name, I know you are," Wes pointed out, looking supremely unimpressed. "I and I know you're my soulmate because I stop seeing color any time you're around, and when the colors come back, Inviso-Bill is nowhere to be seen." Danny groaned.
"Do not call me that, okay? It's Phantom, none of that Inviso-Bill garbage. That name is so stupid."
"Agreed. Phantom is much better." Wes nodded. "So how can you turn into a ghost? Are you dead sometimes and alive other times? How does that work?"
"I don't know, really," Danny shrugged, then realized what he'd just admitted to. "I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. No one can be both a ghost and a human."
"Come on, dude, take the L."
Danny held out for another few moments before Wes' smug expression wore him down and he sighed in defeat. "Guess it's time to give up the ghost, huh?" Wes snorted softly at the pun, and shielded his eyes from the bright white flash of those rings when Danny changed back. "So how'd you figure me out, anyway? Even if you knew Phantom was your soulmate, how'd you figure out I was him?"
"A lot of groundwork," came the answer on a heavy breath that spoke to just how much effort it had been. "A lot of comparing records. I talked to your friends, and I followed you around for a bit to see if I could figure out how you did it."
"It was you!" Danny realized, pointing an accusing finger at the other boy. "You're the one who's been watching me the last couple of days! I thought I was going crazy!"
"Sorry about that," Wes apologized sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck and offering an awkward smile. "I wanted to be sure I was right before I confronted you."
"So... you're my soulmate, huh?" Danny looked the boy up and down. He was tall; he had a good seven or eight inches on Danny. His skin was pale with a light dusting of copper freckles that matched his hair, and his eyes were emerald green, darker and richer than the sickening glow of ectoplasm that haunted Danny's nightmares. "I guess that means there's one good thing that came out of this whole disaster then."
"So... you wanna go get something to eat?" Wes offered. "Nasty Burger's not far from here. I'll buy."
"Sure," Danny agreed, and they walked side-by-side down the street.
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#phic phight#phic phight 2023#fic#the one#soulmate au#unidentified flying ship#wes weston#danny fenton#danny phantom#dp#things i wrote
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Reluctant Hero?
= Nineteen = (Chapter List)
Jaune: So is there anything else the Doctor has discovered?
Ozpin: Not currently. He has advised me that he is only possibly a quarter of the way into the contents, and much of what he is finding is details regarding summoning various demonic entities.
Jaune: So it's going to be awhile, unless he stumbles upon it?
Ozpin: Most likely.
Jaune: Okay, well, if that is it, I need some food.
Ozpin: There are a couple of other items, you need to know of. Ms Nikos has been asking to see her "partner" ever since she woke up after her surgery... and Ms Schnee would also like to speak with you... though I have a suspicion it is not for a friendly chat.
Jaune: Alright. So food, then I go get my ass kicked. Sounds like a normal, average day for me. So... time to eat.
/==/ 20 minutes later - Cafeteria /==/
Jaune still being followed by Nora and Cardin took a seat at a vacant table and dug into the pancakes and bacon he had requested. His two "shadows" sat across from him, with their own meals, before them.
Cardin: So?
Jaune: (Between mouthfuls) So?
Nora: You never did tell us what the fuck is going on. So spill.
Jaune: Nah. I think it's better that you guys just forget about it. You don't need to get neck deep in this shit. Go have normal lives.
Nora: No. I want to know. I need to know. Whatever that was out in the Emerald Forest took my Rennie...
Cardin: I want to know as well. I had to bash in my best friend's head yesterday... I want to know why.
Jaune: Listen, and I'm telling you this for your own good. You knowing about this crap is bad enough... getting involved in any way more than you already have... is a bad idea. I've been living this nightmare for three years... you guys don't deserve that.
Cardin: No, that's not going to fly. I want to know, and you said you would "read us in", so let's hear it.
Jaune: Listen, I'm telling you! You do not... (Jaune stopped and squinted one of his eyes as if he just realized something.) Did... (points and Nora with his fork) Did you say they TOOK Rennie? Not killed?
Nora: Yeah, I did. I found him fight a King Taijitu... he caused one of the heads to burst, and it just went still... then when he turned after I shouted his name... it came back to life, grabbed him and pulled him into the forest... I tried to chase after, but then some Ursa found me.
Jaune: Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Cardin: What's wrong?
Jaune: We need to speak with the Headmaster again. If there were more "taken" we have a big problem... shit!
Forgetting the remains of his meal, Jaune stood up and made his way to the exit. Cardin and Nora looked at each other, and then rose up to follow.
/==/ 20 Minutes - headmaster's Office /==/
Ozpin: (Shocked at Jaune and Co just bursting into his office) Mr Arc?
Jaune: The bodies! How many were recovered, and where are they?
Ozpin: I...
Jaune: Just answer the question! How many bodies did you recover?
Ozpin: Six intact... three headless.
Jaune: Shit! Where are they?
Ozpin: They are in the morgue, until such time as we can return them to...
Jaune: Shit! Fuck! Shit!
Ozpin: I don't understand?
Cardin/Nora: (Cluing in) Oh Shit!
Jaune: Right. Let's go!
Ozpin: Mr Arc?
#rwby#ash vs evil dead#horror themed#jaune arc#deadites#deadite grimm#cardin winchester#nora valkyrie#glynda goodwitch#headmaster ozpin
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AITA for getting possessed?
Some time ago, I (30s-F) and my partner (30s-M, not very relevant to this story) went on a mission to destroy a cursed artifact. We already knew nothing good could come of its continued existence, it had caused some trouble fairly recently, and we wanted to stop it from falling into the hands of anyone with ill intentions.
During our infiltration of the place where the artifact was being kept, we got a bit competitive as we sometimes do and I ran on ahead, just in time to witness two treasure hunters (who we'll call D and L) about to grab the artifact for themselves. I tried to stop them and warn them about the damage this artifact had and would cause, and while L seemed open to reason, D was having none of it and attacked me, forcing me to defend myself.
I'm not entirely sure what happened, maybe our fight destabilized the building's walls or the artifact had some will to chip at its containment somehow, but the floor crumbled out from under us and the artifact broke free. The whole trouble with this artifact is that it housed an evil spirit, which, upon the artifact's release, possessed my body and threw my partner clear of the area without any knowledge of what had happened to me. L was (apparently) killed in the collapse while D was mortally wounded, forced to accept a deal from the spirit to prolong his life.
The spirit caused a lot of damage I was forced to watch, but the issue relevant here is that D figured out it was using my body and somehow got it in his head that I, personally was the cause of all of his suffering. I'd tried to warn him about the artifact, and it wasn't as if there was very much I could do about his situation with my body being puppeted around. I was fighting as best I could, but I still didn't have any say in what the spirit did. But D made it very clear it was me he had the issue with, it was me he wanted to kill in revenge, and I couldn't even do anything to defend myself.
A lot of things happened, my partner eventually freed me and we destroyed the spirit together once and for all. I'm still trying to recover from the possession and a bad injury, support my traumatized partner, and help all of the people this spirit hurt (I'm a hero, it may not have been my fault, but it's still my duty to fix things where I can). But D's still around. I haven't spoken to him since being released, but I have reason to believe he's still furious at me, and I'm not about to apologize for doing nothing wrong.
But...I know I can be reckless, I know I can overdo things, it's part of what got us into this. And I don't want to burden my partner with more reminders of the awful situation. So I ask, am I being unreasonable with my frustration?
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[ I love you...] -Yu Narukami x Yosuke Hanamura- [ Part 2/2 ]
(-After Class-)
—«Hey! Yosuke!»
—«Oh! Hi Yu!»
—«Soo..Are you ready to see the movie?»
—«Yeah! Partner! »
—«Okay! Let's go! »
(-in the cinema-)
—«By the way Yu, what will the movie be?»
—«It's called the Labyrinth of Shadows!»
—«It looks cool!»
—«Yeah!»
—«Alright let's watch this movie!»
"We sit in the room and wait for the movie to start, I feel good... I'm with my partner so I have no reason to point out, besides, during the film, Yu kept glancing at me, I don't know what he's got but I have the impression that he wants to tell me something i'm starting to turn red, why does it have to happen to me! I don't like Yu! I mean Yes! but I'm not in love with him!"
—«Yosuke, I'd like to tell you something after the movie...»
—«Something? Uh.. okay!»
"Well it's probably nothing serious, well I hope..."
—«I find you very handsome Yosuke.»
—«Uh! Oh! Thanks! »
"wait...wait..wait..WAIT! he really just told me that I'm handsome?!I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT !"
(-After the movie-)
—«I really liked the movie! not you partner?»
—«Yes, I liked it a lot!»
—«I especially liked the scene where-»
—«I love you Yosuke...»
—«Y-You love me?!»
—«Yeah, I love you.»
—«Oh too bad, I wanted to confess first.»
—«Really?! I'm sorry!»
—«Don't worry Yu, I love you too.»
"Yu came towards me, put his arms behind my ribs and kissed me, it's quite a weird feeling, but I like it a lot,I never thought I'd kiss someone one day but luckily that "someone" was Yu"
—«You're are so cute Yosuke.»
—«Me? Cute? Nah!»
—«Yes,you are!»
—«Alright if you say so.»
—«now I want you to call me "Yuyu" or "Yu darling"»
—«Okay..handsome boy~»
—«Stop it Yosuke! my heart is going to stop, it's so cute!»
"I feel so happy when I'm with him, I want to be with him forever!He's a hero...my hero..."
—«Hey!Yu! I love you!»
—«I love you too Yosuke.»
-THE END-
#persona 4#souji seta#souyo#yu x yosuke#yosuke hanamura#yu narukami#oneshot#persona 4 golden#persona series#shin megami tensei#tumblrs
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20 Questions for Writers
eeee thanks for the tag @fuckyeahfang!! <3 i'm gonna tag @maraschinomerry if u wanna (no pressure tho!)
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
31! Dang I've been writing fic for a second and a half huh
(Note: one of these fics is not mine lol -- I posted it for a friend without AO3)
2. What's your total AO3 word count?
77,138 -- waough
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Whatever's rotting my brain most at the moment -- I had a long streak of Critical Role, which went into TMA, and I have a feeling Dunmeshi might get a few fics by the time it's done with me; also original stuff but I don't post that
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
My Lightbringer - 4,891 Hits, Critical Role
[incoming communication] - 3,018 Hits, Lifeline
little blue pills - 2,919 Hits, The Magnus Archives
The Hands-On Approach To Teaching Dunamantic Spells: A Guide by Essek Thelyss (Results may vary) - 2,271 Hits, Critical Role
Shitty Hair - 1,190 Hits, My Hero Academia
5. Do you respond to comments?
I try, I really do, but sometimes I'll see one and be like "I'll reply to that later!" and then I don't and then it's been 2 years and I feel bad for replying so late that I just don't 😭 But I do read and appreciate them all I prommy
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
this would require me to finish fics EVER lmao... but seriously probably (Don't) Look Away. Do NOT read this if you haven't played Outer Wilds, but DO go and play Outer Wilds, and THEN read this.
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Probably [incoming communication]? It's definitely the ending I'm most proud of -- it's very self indulgent, but I'm fond of it :"
8. Do you get hate on fics?
nah people tend to be chill
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
Sometimes, but not often, and I post it even less often. I prefer reading it to writing it, but I do like tossing around ideas I'll never write about the characters' weird and intriguing kinks lmao
10. Do you write crossovers?
I don't tend to, unless they're incredibly funny to me. Reading-wise, crossovers just annoy me because there's 2x the chances for mischaracterisation/misunderstanding of the setting(s), but sometimes a really good one can scratch my brain.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
not to my knowledge!
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Not into another language, but I have had a podfic made of Cabin Fever -- which was great since it was a scriptfic anyway! It's really well made, go give it a listen!
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Quite a few! Not in a while, but it's fun to work with someone whose brain ticks in synch with mine about a character or ship. I actually started dating my current partner in part because we were talking about a fic we wanted to write together! We'll get to it one day, and get sooo much hate about it it's quite fucked up LMAO
14. What’s your all time favorite ship?
MAN. YOU CAN'T ASK ME THIS. it's like picking children. uhhh Shadowgast (Critical Role) is up there for All Timers but they are def not the only one. Probably the one I've thought most about, but now I'm thinking about Blupjeans (TAZ)... JMart.... augh. i love when people love each other despite the very terrible consequences
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
little blue pills! It's a fun concept -- I love fucking with the very rubbish trope of soulmate AUs and making them Weird and Queer, but I am not great at finishing projects and I have also cooled slightly on TMA since I started it.
16. What are your writing strengths?
big emotions! being purple prose but like good about it! Weird People.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
finishing things, plotting, writing convincing dialogue -- yknow, just little things (🥲)
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
It can be done well, but it needs to be considered deeply. Also, used sparingly. I like throwing in terms of endearment in other languages, but when it's whole conversations, it's not fun to be checking google translate/the AN every five seconds.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
the first one that's still up? Layton Brothers! the first ever? harry potter 😔
20. Favorite fic you’ve written?
i hate favourite questions i hate favourite questions uHHHHHH You Were My Conscience. fucked up monster lovers trying to moralise their way out of being responsible for a man's mental breakdown <3
thanks again for the tag sunny i love u mwah
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I actually don't know a lot about Keigo yet so I gotta know for the self-ship asks!
7, 8, 11, 17, 20
Full disclosure- most of this probably won't make sense until you're later in the series so apologies in advance! Tried to keep it vague enough to avoid spoilers
7) Romantic dinners at fancy restaurants or take out dinners on the couch? Definitely take-out from mom&pop places, eaten on the balcony under the stars I think. I don't see Keigo relaxing in a restaurant where he can be mobbed by people in a small enclosed space. And since my OC is a civilian helping run a conbini, she knows all the hole-in-the-wall places to order out.
8) constantly bragging about dating each other or keeping the relationship relatively secretive? Oh we both brag to each other's inner circle, but in terms of a public relationship they both keep it very close to the vest. My OC does everything she can to keep her head low to keep her daughter from a previous relationship safe, and with Keigo's position in the Hero Commission I don't think he'd want to draw attention to them either.
11) Calling each other by their names, plain and simple, or calling each other really flowery pet names? Dozens of nicknames. I think Keigo and Zazzi just call each other whatever pops into their head at the time, I think with his like of shiny objects (dude has big rocks in his ears and his updated uniform has huge rupees on the collar) he'd call his partner 'gem' or something similar. After the ordeal with his injuries, Zaz calls him 'Fenice' jokingly but the nickname sticks.
17) Love at first sight or slow burn? Slowburn. Keigo is a customer of the conbini for a long time, but both of them are wary of getting into relationships. They're just good friends for while, until they start opening up to each other after Keigo gets his injuries.
20) Value anniversaries/important relationship dates or nah? Yes, all of the major ones. Major milestones and holidays, they both like to go all out for each other to make the day perfect. I also I think they like to remind each other of the ones that get replaced like first kiss, first date, etc too between kisses after a long day. But every 'small' thing is remembered in some way.
Thanks for much sending this my way, Neon!
Ask Game
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ok, for the ask game:
Originally I was just gonna say “ALLA THEM” and then I realized there’s 100 of them so for your sake (and mind) I’m gonna say nope to that
so instead just go ahead and do 1-30 because that is a manageable number
Enemies to lovers, Friends to lovers, Enemies to friends to lovers- I’ll save you time because all of these are Lumity :)
Friends with benefits to lovers- yeah uh I don’t really have one for this? And my blog is pg so-
Exes who still have feelings for each other but broke up and still get along- Me fr 👀 nah jk it’s Raeda we love Raeda
Exes who still have feelings for each other but broke up and don't want to see each other because it hurts- Mmmmmmmm, maybe Aladarius or Catradora (I mean they technically aren’t exes but they are ex best friends), Sashanne
Exes who still have feelings for each other but broke up and are very bitter about it and jerks to each other- also Aladarius and Sashanne
Age gap- Huntlow or smth idk
Would be toxic in real life but it fits them in fiction- okay so I don’t ship this anymore bc I kinda left most of the fandom (still do cosplays tho) but I used to be super OBSESSED with Drarry and it was just 😭 I kinda look back on it and was like 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 but whatever
Always horny- pg blog so not answering
ADORE each other it's always their honeymoon phase- Lumity lol
Act more like friends than a couple but truly are a couple who love each other- I would say Glimmer x Bow but like Idk they kinda were lovey idk
Always are in conflict but truly are a couple who love each other and wouldn't have it another way- Aladarius or Gustholomule or maybe Harlivy
Rivals at work but openly in love when it comes to non-professional things- I don’t really have one for this?? Idk u tell me lol
Employee/assistant and boss- Errrr Raeda when Eda was technically working for the Catts and the Catts leader was Raine?
Partners in crime- Raeda, Lumity, Huntlow, Gustholomule, if we are going Platonic Hunter and Luz, Luz and Willow, Gus and Willow, Hunter and Willow, basically the entire hexsquad, Sashanne, maybe with Marcy but she’s too kind ❤️ Dipper and Mabel (plantonically ofc), Harlivy
Loyal henchman and boss- uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. (QPR) Steve and Lilith when they were in the emperors coven? Idk
More competent henchman tired of their more incompetent boss but still sticks around for a reason- uhhhhhhhh, man I need to find more ships, jdjsjjwkqjdhddhsjss idk
Good guy and villain who make it work somehow- ……………….Catradora? Tho she kinda turned hero so
Romeo and Juliet- I don’t know if this means love at first sight or would die for eachother but Raeda fits both I feel like
Open relationship/swingers- eh-? *one google search later* okay yeah not answering that
Ray of sunshine and angery/creepy who can be calmed down/is not feared only with sunshine- Uhhhhhhh. Ray of Sunshine and Angry would be Catradora or smth
Ray of sunshine and jerk who is good only to sunshine (and can be scolded bh them)- Catradora, Lumity, and Platonically Luz and Hunter, Raeda sometimes
Super supportive and their emotional mess of a partner- So the entire hexsquad (#traumatized) ?
Power duo in their profession- Huntlow and Lumity And Raeda
Creepy/grumpy normal and happy/cute psycho- idk man maybe Harlivy?
Dumb and dumber- Gustholomule is that you?
Sweet idiot and grumpy braincel- Lumity during some occasions
Overly flirty/horny to the panicking one who tries to resist/doesn't know what to do- again no answer
Overly flirty/horny to the annoyed/serious one, possibly tsundere- No answer (maybe harlivy)
I have like three main ships and also I have no reading comprehension lol so sorry if these sound bad but now I UNO REVERSE ONTO YOU DAGGER
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am i the asshole for not telling my work partner my uncle is a supervillain? i (m26) and my partner (m27) are superheroes in the local division of the hero force. we were recently assigned to a supervillain who works from the shadows (m45), he's a multimillionaire and has been funding some pretty high tech villain activity in the city which has been ramping up in the past couple of months. he also did some unlawful experimentation on one of my friends and is (we think) holding one of my other friends hostage after he was investigating his business but. like. that's my uncle :( he helped raise me and i still love him because we talk regularly and it's clear he still loves and cares for me and i'm also worried about losing the only job i've ever had since i was 15. i know he's a bad person but he does good things and i know he had a bad childhood but he's a good parent and i just feel really conflicted here.
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Lmk Oc Vick's timeline
SEASON 1:
Time gaps are my interpretations/headcanons.
Episode 0 a hero is born:
Vick was living in metropolis for a year she was still getting used to the area the only people she had befriend was Yin and Jin they met when they tried to prank her and they just kept doing it while Vick just gave them tips because they were pretty bad at it then they slowly became close and bff's.
Vick was in her apartment during the destruction bull king was causing she got trapped in her apartment she didn't get too injured but her apartment was damaged she asked Yin and Jin if she could stay at their place and offered to pay but they shut that down and told her they're friends it's what they do and:
Yin:"We can't have our trickster partner on the street! Oi Jin help set up the mattress"
Vick: "I'm fine sleeping on the couch dude"
Jin: "Yeah nah mate you're getting the mattress you can't plan good schemes if you don't get a good night's sleep"
Episode 1 bad weather: (Time gap: a week (cannon btw) )
Vick was doing a food run for Yin and Jin her apartment is nearly completely fixed now this is where she bumps into Redson he insults her she ignores the insult and apologized for bumping into him and continued walking to her destination leaving him confused but he continued to the weather station.
During the rest of the episode she was at work.
Episode 2 duplication: (Time gap 3 or 4 weeks) this is also when I think Macaque started collecting info on Mk)
Vicks apartment is fixed by now and she moved back in Vick was out on a walk to clear her head and get some exercise but a group of three people jumped her looking to steal whatever valuables she had and just looking to beat someone up they pulled her in a nearby ally this was happening nearby Macaque as he was watching Mk he watched her debating on stepping in.
One of the guys had her in a chokehold arm wrapped around her neck as the others poked around in her backpack out of adrenaline she bit into his arm ripping his flesh off the guy let go and backs away screaming which caught the others attention she grabbed the first thing she saw as a weapon which was a decently thick slab of wood near a bin the guys whos arm she bit ran away the other two charges at her.
She uses the wood to hit one of the guys while out of reflex dodged the others punch using the sharp edge of the slab she jabed it to the side of the second guys head (it only caused him to bleed a bit but get dizzy) they both decided they got enough money and didn't want to get caught or make any risks so they run away.
Vick still in shock stayed ready to attack them again holding up the wooden slab even after they're gone catching her breath after a few minutes she snaps out of it and grabs her backpack and shakingly walks home she doesn't contact authoritys or Yin and Jin about it. (Macaque continued his intel gathering on mk)
Episode 3 coming home: (Time gap 2 days) this is probably when Macaque started his plan for Mk)
Vick now carries a switchblade with her now and she's hanging out with Yin and Jin while they were gossiping then there was a knock on the door and the twins go get it soon they come back in along with Redson (a headcanons of mine is Redson goes to them for some materials that are a bit rare or some parts/tools).
Redson recognizes Vick and questions the twins about her they tell him she's their best friend and prank partner Yin and Jin go to get the things for Redson leaving Vick and him alone together slowly they begin talking and Vick asks about his inventions to which Redson rants about and talks about his theory on an invention he's planning while Vick asks more questions they begin bonding a bit and Yin and Jin gives Redson the parts.
Vick gives Redson her number because she's curious about the invention and if it would work.
A few weeks later and her and Redson are pretty good friends him ranting about Mk and her also offering him ideas and plans (Redson always keeps them in mind)
Episode 4 Noodles or death: (time gap 4 days)
Now this is when Macaque had his plan but wanted to figure out how exactly he would go around training since he never taught anyone he thought back to Vick and thought she'd be the perfect practice test and once he's done he'll just ghost her so he waits for Vick to be alone again and waited for the streets to be empty and then made up some clones that looks exactly like the people who attacked her before.
Then he made them attack her of course since they had more strength they had her easily pinned and thrown away the knife she had when she reached for it Macaque then jumped down and beat up the clones and makes them run away (when out of view they just disappeared) then helped Vick up she immediately grabbed her knife and looked back at Macaque.
He then began talking about how he saw she can handle herself pretty well and that he can help train her Vick was immediately suspicious and asked what he wanted in return Macaque only laughs and said he hates seeing potential be waisted and told her the address to his dojo and if she's interested to show up.
After a few days of thinking Vick decided to go to the Dojo and accept the offer.
Episode 5 calabash: (Time gap one week)
Macaque is now training Vick at first he was being really harsh but eventually learned he has to tone it down if he didn't want Vick to turn away and ditch him and Vick at first only trained they didn't talk to eachother outside of that but very slowly they talked it started with Vick warning Macaque she'd be a bit late due to work and Macaque asking what she does.
After one training session she goes to visit Yin and Jin and sees there hangout spot destroyed (they didn't tell her about their plan) she lectures them but was curious about what happened later that afternoon she texts Redson about it having a laugh while Redson critics their plan.
Episode 6 The great wall race: (Time gap three weeks)
Redson showed Vick the poster and talked about his plan Vick did mention that it may be fake but Redson insisted a bit too excited and asked if she wanted to watch his 'victory' she agreed to come and cheer for him which made Redson excited and happy (a tiny bit flustered if you squint) during the race she is at the benches cheering him on and having a laugh as Yin and Jin being the commentators.
After the whole thing Redson comes to her apartment to rant about what happened while she comforts him and complemented his car and driving skills another bit of Redson being a little flustered but he covered it up and agrees and goes to another rant about his car.
Episode 7 impossible delivery: (time gap one day)
Vick and Macaque are starting to get closer she stays longer after training and they talk about many different topics and bond more Macaque offering Vick advice about things other than training be it for work or her day to day life.
Episode 8 skeleton key: (Time gap three days)
Macaque is now thinking about having Vick as a real student a successor too he had a little laugh to himself about it and thought he'd be a better mentor than Wukong he already had his plan thought out and now it's just going to take time for the kid to take the bait and he's going to need to wait for the perfect time but for now he figured might as well be honest with Vick if he's actually planning to take her training seriously (he already was)
After a training session he sat her down and explained everything how he was originally going to use her as a practice test and was going to ditch her but wanted her to really become his student and he hopes she takes his offer Vick tells Macaque she knew he was using her for something but wanted to learn to defend herself better and then agrees to become his student really.
He then dramatically states that if he's going to have a successor they're going to have to match himself Vick being confused asked what that meant and he said that he's going to grant her his same abilitys (obviously there's limits to what she could have and some things are different or she just doesn't develop) but he also gives her a choice to reject it but Vick quickly shut that down wanting to be stronger.
But she asks if it's going to weaken Macaque but he reassures her that after his plan he'll be fine and he's just duplicating it really.
Episode 9 Macaque: (Time gap a six days)
After Vick receives her new power/powers Macaque told her to not come to the dojo and to avoid it knowing Macaques plan she agrees and told him to text her when its over.
After she receives the text she immediately head's to the dojo Macaque wasn't to injured but was still roughed up and she asks what happened and if it worked after getting the details she expected Macaque to be pissed but he only laughs telling her he has another idea but to wait.
Episode 10 the end is here: (time gap a week and a half)
During the bull clones destruction Vick was given a sudden heads-up from Redson opting to head to Yin and Jins place they were relieved she was okay and agreed they where the best option Macaque also sends Vick a Text to check in she told him shes all good and with Yin and Jin.
After everything Redson calls Vick to ask if she's okay and explains the situation.
(I'll make season 2 soon I still gotta rewatch that but any questions or (nice)criticisms are welcome by the way I always look forward to answering questions and improving)
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i have been waiting for you
based on a given "i have been waiting for you" twitter prompt.
he's losing his mind. they said it would eventually get better in time, but he's convinced otherwise.
sure, hero work was there as a good distraction, but when he was alone with his thoughts and feelings, that's when katsuki's thoughts go to, "all of these are happening because i'm being punished, and i rightfully deserve it."
he was steadily climbing the hero rankings, finally joining the top 10 after two and a half years since he went pro. of course he was happy because, fuck, he was so close to achieving his childhood dream of becoming the number one hero, but he just thought everything would've been more worth it if a certain green-haired hero was there with him.
***
izuku and katsuki both went to endeavor's agency after graduation, much to the surprise of everyone including endeavor himself.
the two were later on called the wonder duo.; their teamwork was the best that japan had ever seen and what made the people even more enamored about the duo was their history. it was no secret.
childhood friend turned bully, how they became proper rivals in UA, and how they slowly but surely mended their friendship through the years.
katsuki never called izuku his hero name, which some found very weird in the beginning of their pro career.
"deku was something i came up with when we were kids," katsuki finally explained in one interview they did.
"kacchan," izuku was ready to stop his hero partner because he knew how difficult it had been for katsuki as well.
"nah, it's fine. if they've been following you since the beginning they have an idea now," katsuki shrugged before continuing, "i was that person who called him deku – useless."
the blonde took a deep breath before continuing, "and even if izuku here has changed its meaning, the truth behind it still remains — i made it to mock him because i was an asshole who can't healthily express his emotions. i promised i won't call him that name anymore."
***
the people had different views of the bond between them after that, but izuku and katsuki learned to not pay much attention to them. the two learned that they didn't owe anyone explanations or whatsoever and their friendship was their own business.
"those shitty extras are exactly that – just extras, on the sidelines. we don't have to explain everything to them!"
and that was the first time izuku ever approved of katsuki calling people extras.
***
one year into their pro career, the two decided to live together. "it would be easier, kacchan!" izuku convinced katsuki.
and yes, work did become easier, but feelings did not.
katsuki had been in denial for years and he should've known that living together would only make it difficult for him.
if you would ask katsuki, he would say it was very anticlimactic when he realized. it was their summer break, second year in ua.
he and izuku were in his room, catching up on some homework that aizawa dumped on them on their fucking summer break.
katsuki was getting tired of writing and reading and was about to ask izuku if he wanted to eat something when he stopped and felt it.
izuku was so focused on whatever homework he was working on, doing his usual muttering and katsuki realized, "fuck... okay."
he acknowledged that the feeling had always been there, he thought it wasn't really a big deal. he thought and he knew that izuku deserves only the best, so he decided to just lock it all up. he thought the feelings would eventually fade. he thought wrong.
***
izuku was given an offer overseas. it was some sort of hero exchange program. of course, izuku had doubts about accepting it. katsuki only talked him through it.
"not everyone gets the same opportunity, nerd," katsuki told him.
"kacchan, i'm this close to being convinced you just want me to go so you can eliminate the threat," izuku joked.
"hah?! the fuck you talking about, shitty nerd?! no one is a threat to me!" izuku giggled and totally missed the way katsuki's cheeks flushed a bit.
"but... kacchan," izuku sighed after a while, "that's so far... far from my mom, from my friends..."
"it's just for one fucking year, izuku. you haven't even started and you're already planning on staying there for good," katsuki grumbled. "but seriously, grab it."
"kacchan..."
"and use every fucking thing you learn there to beat me. not like i'll let you."
the night of izuku's going away party was when everything katsuki worked hard for – feelings wise – came tumbling down.
he was drunk – drunk enough to not think properly, but not drunk enough to not have an idea of whatever the fuck he was doing.
"izuku~" he called. it almost sounded like a whine but was slurred.
"oh, kacchan, you're drunk," izuku pointed out with a laugh, quickly helping his childhood friend to properly stand when katsuki almost stumbled.
"izuku~ i wanna tell you something," katsuki"s brain was telling him to just fucking shut up and just pass out, but his mouth had different plans.
"it's a secret so you have to come closer."
"oh, really?" izuku humored him. "okay, what is it, kacchan?"
izuku leaned closer. "izuku... i love you. i fucking love love you."
katsuki woke up with the worst headache of his life the following day, but izuku looked worse. izuku looked like the one who got wasted.
"did you even fucking sleep?" katsuki asked.
"you... did you mean it?" izuku asked instead.
it took a few minutes before he understood what it was.
"please tell me you weren't just drunk out of your mind–" izuku sounded so... vulnerable.
"you know i never say things i don't mean."
"kacchan... fuck," izuku cursed, and he rarely ever cursed. "i... i can't go–"
"no, you—"
"kacchan, what the fuck? you expect me to go when the only person i ever loved just told me he loves me back?!"
katsuki's brain short circuited. drunk bakugou katsuki should never be allowed to speak at all!
"you... you love me?"
"for as long as i can remember."
katsuki wanted to scream and he didn't know if it was of happiness or frustration.
"kacchan..."
"izuku. you're going there and you're gonna be the best goddamn hero the world has ever known."
"but, kacchan—"
"i... i'll be here when you come back. i'm not going anywhere."
***
katsuki was losing his mind. the last time he and izuku talked, the latter was still thinking whether or not he was staying for another year.
maybe the blonde hero had little regrets, pushing izuku to pursue greener pastures, but he really couldn't bring himself to totally hate his decision – their decision. izuku was happier than ever.
time zones were a bitch, but izuku always looked and sounded so happy in the photos and videos he sent. izuku would gush about the work there, about the things he learned. katsuki was happy for him.
but it had been three weeks since their last proper conversation. their communication never failed since izuku arrived there.
katsuki still sent messages daily, and most of them were just read. izuku barely replied and it was always, "sorry, kacchan. i'm just so tired."
he really did not want to think of the worst, but his brain was a fucking traitor.
he sighed, checking his chat history with izuku and saw how his last message was read.
"fucking love. so fucking annoying. who the fuck invented feelings," he muttered under his breath.
he was on his last stack of paper work when an explosion happened.
"oh, fucking villain can't even choose a better day to piss me off," he snarled as he stood up.
he jumped from the agency window and made his way to where commotion was happening.
it was a group of small time delinquents. this should be easy.
katsuki smirked and shouted, "you dumbass shitty villains should get ready to fucking die because–"
a flash of green lightning made him stop on his tracks.
but that was no lightning.
he almost stopped to just look at the man in front of him if he wasn't a damn trained prohero. he quickly collected himself and started working.
it was as easy as breathing air. some people would think it was stupid, but this was what they were.
the group was taken care of in a matter of minutes and katsuki swore this had been the most alive he felt in the past year.
"shitty nerd–" strong arms were wrapped around him. he chuckled.
"kacchan," izuku's voice wavered.
"i've been waiting for you," katsuki whispered, leaving a kiss on izuku's head.
they were too busy to care about everyone around.
"kacchan, i'm home."
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INTERROGATIONS CONT.
Francesca Milano, his father's attorney, met Jesse at his door two minutes before the pigs did. He'd been woefully unprepared— if woefully meant that only ten minutes before, he'd been snorting some of the hydrocodone he'd bought off one of his lax buds who was recovering from shoulder surgery— and frankly, annoyed that she'd had the gall to show up at all. He hadn't called her, not since the first time. Not since it became clear to him that she was nothing but a plant, a way to feed information Jesse wasn't giving him back to Donovan Hart himself.
She spoke in a hushed voice, words rushing together like she was racing some invisible clock counting down his inevitable demise, and only she had the ability to save him from himself. If only she could get the words out fast enough.
A goddamned hero she was.
From what he gathered, before the police so rudely interrupted the pow-wow between student and Dono's side piece— uh, lawyer. Sorry, he meant lawyer— his father had thrown his weight (read: wallet) around and promised selfless donations in exchange for information regarding anything that might "hurt the Hart brand".
Extramarital affairs and abuse notwithstanding, apparently.
Being called in for a third time probably should have alarmed Jesse. Or surprised him. Either way, he took his seat in silence and felt absolutely nothing. No fear, no surprise, no anger, just... nothing. His head felt heavy and threatened to lull as Francesa took the seat beside him, sitting tall and stoic with her hands folded on the table and her perfume permeated the room like it was a whole entity unto itself.
A team of suits crowded the other side of the room, facial expressions ranging from good cop to week-long constipation, and Jesse snorted a small laugh to himself at the display before he felt a nudge under the table. For fuck's sake, did no one have a sense of humor anymore?
Breaking away from the pack, one of the cops— Agent Choi, according to the name tag— pulled a seat out from the other side of the table, spinning it around and sliding into it backward. Jesse snorted again because really? What an obvious move, dude. He saw it for exactly what it was: a ploy to appear friendly, like a peer rather than a persecutor.
"Thanks for coming in to talk with us today, Jesse. I'm Agent Choi, this is my partner," they gestured to Week Long Constipation, "Agent Brown. And this," they nodded towards the woman lingering in the back, "is Agent Murray. We've just got a few follow-up questions to ask you regarding the disappearance of Greer Morrison. Cool with you if we just get right into it, then?"
Jesse, who had been told not to say a word, only blinked in response.
Agent Choi blinked back expectantly for a long moment before his eyes drifted towards Francesca and back again, dimming a little when they realized Jesse was setting the standard for the rest of the interview. Agent Murray scribbled something in her notebook before her hawk eyes were back on him.
Nodding to himself, Agent Choi's smile widened, growing even warmer and more inviting. Amateur. "I'm gonna take that as a yes." Settling their arms on the back of the chair and leaning forward, they began. "I'm sure you're aware now that some of the time capsule videos were leaked to the school. Can you talk about your time capsule video? Give us some context for the clip that was leaked?"
Was it just him or had Agent Choi's voice changed? It was deeper somehow, slower, like someone had put a filter over the room. Distracted as he was by the sound, it took him a moment to process the question. They'd already gone over the fact that he and Greer had had a, in their words, sexual relationship. His time capsule video seemed pretty cut and dry to him. He shrugged, smirked in that way he knew pissed people off and said, "Nah."
He could feel Francesca stiffen at his side, clearly unimpressed with his attitude. But fuck her, he hadn't asked her to be here in the first place.
Agent Choi's smile seemed to freeze on his face, as if it took every bit of concentration to keep it in place. Agent Brown scowled in his quiet, broody way, and Agent Murray scratched some more notes in her little notebook. "You know, these things are usually pretty painless if you work with us. We're just trying to find your friend."
Jesse traced shapes on the table with his fingers and said nothing.
"Were you aware that Greer Morrison had submitted a video at the end of last year?”
Jesse's jaw tightened, a flicker of annoyance building in his chest. It was almost jarring to feel it after the honey-hued nothing he'd felt since he'd snorted those pills. They were ruining his high and for what? Dumb ass questions that had nothing to do with anything? "No," he said, his voice coming out sharper than he intended it to. "What does that even have to do with anything? You gonna find her inside an mp4? 'We're just trying to find your friend'," he mocked, "more like you're just sticking your thumbs up your asses because you have absolutely nothing."
At some point, Francesca had tried to cut in, cut him off before he could do something stupid, but he only spoke over her, his irritation growing at the sight of Agent Murray scribbling on her notepad like it was her secret diary. "Yeah, write your fucking notes," he muttered with disdain.
"Jesse," Francesca hissed in a low, admonishing voice meant only for him.
Agent Brown moved forward, posturing like his presence alone might cow Jesse, but Agent Choi only chuckled goodnaturedly. "It's alright," he said to Francesca. "It's a trying time for everyone." Turning back to Jesse, their unending patience persevered. "Okay, let's switch gears, shall we? Have you ever heard of anything regarding THE NAIVE NEWCOMER using steroids?”
This was interesting. Jesse looked up from the invisible patterns he'd been tracing on the table, narrowing his eyes on Good Cop. "No fucking way, Kallberg was juicing?" He let out a loud laugh. "No, I didn't hear anything about that. I would've had his ass thrown off the lax team if I had. Those anger issues make a lot more sense now."
"Anger issues?"
Jesse smirked, leaning back in his chair saying nothing else on the matter.
It was clear that the friendly facade was beginning to crack, frustration throwing through Choi's shiny veneer. Jesse was frustrated, too. This whole thing was a buzz killer, and every mention of Greer only further incensed him. She was no longer a sore subject, but an open, festering wound. A black-fucking-hole that preyed on his insecurities, left them to compound on each other until he was spinning out.
Readjusting in his seat, Choi pressed on valiantly. “Had Greer brought up breaking up with him ever? Or anything of the sort, like she did in her video?”
Jesse's jaw clenched, his mind shuffling through all their moments, snapshots in time where she'd been draped over him, his hands fisted in her hair, her teeth grazing his skin, a stolen kiss right under Kit's nose, their arguments, her hand reaching for—
"We didn't exactly talk about her boyfriend when we were together. But I think fucking me while she was dating him probably speaks for itself, yeah?"
Francesca shifted in her seat uncomfortably, her hands fisted tightly in her lap even as she showed none of her annoyance on her face. Good. He hoped she had the worst fucking time. He hoped she called up his dickless father after this and told him everything, told him just how badly he'd fucked everything up. It was just the way it was, right? That's just what Jesse did. The one thing they could both agree he did well.
Agent Murray's pencil made scratching noises against the paper and the sound of a clock ticking seemed to reverberate inside Jesse's skull. He cut a sharp glance in her direction, opening his mouth to say something he probably shouldn't when he was interrupted.
“Do you have any reason to believe Greer would want to leave Ogden College?”
Jesse's eyes— his whole head, actually— felt so heavy. Every time he blinked, it became harder and harder to open his eyes. He was tired. He was so tired in so many ways for so many reasons. But the questions kept going and visions of Greer continued to play in his mind like an overhead projector he couldn't shut off. He was so fucking mad at her. But more than that, he just missed her. He missed her so much sometimes that it made him sick. And wherever she was, she probably wasn't thinking about him at all. "I'd sure as fuck like to leave," he sneered, folding his arms tightly across his chest. "Maybe she was trying to escape incompetent, useless assholes."
Choi smirked, but there was very little of the friendly jest he'd begun this interview with in the gesture. "Maybe," he agreed tightly.
Agent Brown seemed to consider that an opportunity, shifting forward until he was nearly nose to nose with Jesse. "Some other students have brought up your relationship with Greer. Why do you think they thought it was relevant?"
The question, and the sneering, condescending way he asked it, was like the shattering of a dam and Jesse exploded. "I don't know!" he shouted, voice seeming to echo off the walls of the small room. For a moment, an unsettling silence befell them, ballooning in the room until he could barely breathe. When he spoke again, his voice was lower, a little raw like he'd dragged it over gravel. "I've already told you what my relationship with Greer was like." He said the word relationship like a curse. "Sounds like something you should ask them since they seemed to have so much to say about it."
But Agent Brown only smiled like Jesse had somehow played right into his hand. "Why don't you elaborate on what that relationship was?"
"Jesus fucking Christ," Jesse seethed, teeth clenching together so tightly he was sure they'd crack under the pressure. "I already told you assholes the last time. Do you want specifics? You wanna get your rocks off, huh? Want me to tell you how she liked it? Want a fucking demonstration? We fucked! I'm sure Pornhub can help you figure out the rest. It's free."
Agent Brown sucked his teeth, clear mistrust written in the lines of his face. But Jesse didn't care. In some ways, he was almost begging them to ruin him, to finally let that guillotine that'd been hanging over his head for months drop. He was so. fucking. tired.
"Were you aware of Greer planning to travel to Portugal this summer?"
"No," was all he said, though he stared the other man down in open challenge.
Sensing the tension, maybe, Choi repositioned themselves as the one asking questions, wordlessly trading off with Agent Constipation. "Listen, Jesse," Choi started in a tone that was probably meant to be reasonable, but felt condescending. "I understand that this is a difficult time for you. I remember the stress of finals week, and I didn't have a missing friend to contend with. We're just trying to help put the pieces together, and the only way we can do that is by getting every detail we can. What may seem like a senseless question to you could be the one missing piece that finally gives us the whole picture. So how about we help each other, okay? Is there anything you know that you’re not sharing?"
"How about you suck my ass?"
Francesca stood immediately, her chair screeching across the floor as she did so. "Alright, that's enough. Jesse, stop talking. This interview is over." Her hand settled on the back of Jesse's neck and squeezed. "Let's go."
Her phone was already in her hand before they'd even made it fully into the hallway and Jesse barked out a harsh laugh. "Yeah, call my dad," he taunted as he continued walking past. "And be sure to tell him just how fucking useless you are."
#drugs tw#ogdentask#odgentask004#abuse mention tw#bolded the agents asking questions to make it easier for ppl to skim if you don't care about jesse's melodrama#because SURPRISE this is long for no reason#also used as many of these gifs as i could bc they're PERFECT
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