#hermitcraft quotes

[ghostyclay]

(them talking about the jizzy statue joel built:)

Lizzy: "is that my butt"

Joel: "no its like a dress-"

Lizzy: "its not my buttcheecks?"

Joel: "no its not your buttcheecks-"

Lizzy: "COULD it be my buttcheeks?"

Joel: "..."

Joel: "DO YOU WANT IT TO BE-!?"

#joels ep 10 of hermitcraft #Timestamp 11:25 #hermitcraft #hermitcraft quotes #hermitblr #trafficblr #joel smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #jizzy #i love jizzy they are so unhinged <2

[whatmcytsaid]

Scar, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Impulse: You did WHAT-

Grian: William Snakespeare

#incorrect quotes #hermitcraft #incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft quotes #impulsesv #goodtimeswithscar #grian

[martuzzio]

HERMITCRAFT CATCHPHRASES

Hi, here's a (hopefully comprehensive) reference list of hermit catchphrases! The main goal here is to help writers and artists who (like me) might struggle with getting the characterization of some hermits right. Check out more info at the end of the post!

Note: this list updates a lot whenever I get new suggestions, which means reblogs aren't always fully accurate. I've linked this post to the top of my blog so it's easy to access the most recent version :)

Bdubs Shreep / uh-oh, gotta shreep! Crastle I love ya to death It’s gorgee Beyootiful Uh oh! Hell’s blazes! Hawsies YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO! Shuddup! Judas priest! Bdubs' PERFECT REDSTONE!! What in the world! Holy cow! Nuh-uh! Hoimycraaaaaf Whimsy Trying my heart out

Beef EEskall That was my nickname in college! Nailed it! Dangit! Beefy Tunes Smelly Etho Opulent Etho? Oh, yeah, I own him Eyy, I go up and I go down. Ladders! / Eyy, ladders! Beef taught Etho about redstone Oh my goodness! Oh boy! What the heck Oh, baby! Quote unquote A ton of __

Cleo Class dismissed! I don’t need your stinky torches I will break your legs Trash is fish The answer to everything is leather pants Not because it’s the sand castle you deserve, but it’s the sand castle I need! What did you do, Joe…. It's FINE, everything's FINE Lovely Silly I mean... Not gonna lie... To be fair...

Cub DA CREAMADA CROP Alright guys Nice, nice Ladies and gentlemen / ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em Eeeeasy money Beautiful, absolutely beautiful Mmmmmhmmmmmm Holy smokes Let's goooo! Sweet Oh, baby! Man, oh man Without further ado Peace out Cheers / cheers, man There's some heat coming off that thing

Doc Are you kidding me now? Alright guys Can’t touch this The G.O.A.T. Etho, get to the damn land man! It all started when Grian touched my redstone… Epic

Etho Uh-huh Like-a so Oh snap Get your snacks! Holy smokes! Take care, have a good day, bye bye Aww snappers! Aww yeah Von Sway I barely know ‘er! Speaking of llamas Bright blue bamboo E. to the T. to the your mum Beefaroni / Beefers Speaking of llamas… That’s what she said! Free glass Eyy, I go up and I go down. Ladders! / Eyy, ladders! Suckerrrr! Check it out

False Blimey Awh dude Frick False Supremacy Oh my goodness I don't know about you guys, but... Props to __ I'm not gonna lie...

Gem Gem is great Her [name] is [adjective]! Gem will __ ("Gem will watch Impulse") Perfect! Epic It's true, I swear! Not gonna lie... Oh gosh! Trust the process Nailed it!

Grian Hello! My name is Grian Good… byeeeee! Pesky bird My heart! My little heart! Mumbo Mumbo you are AFK Can we just agree that Mumbo loses? What in Queen Elizabeth’s shiny crown was that? It wasn't me, it was the man in the chicken costume! SaAaaaAaAnd Chobblesome SCAR NO— / NO SCAR— In theory… Electric boogalooo What does this button do? What on earth? This is in shambles Get outta here! Hear me out... We don't have __. What we DO have is __ Just straight up Without further ado Crack on Bingo bango Yes. 100%

Hypno Right, right Mmhmm You guys Dang guy

Impulse What’s goin on everyone? Shovel Shuffle BEHIND YOU GEM! Peeps Geez Let's goooo! Are you kidding me? Oh, man Now we're talkin'! Holy smokes Oh my gosh How cool is that? Jeez! Dang it! Buddy Presi (for present) You bet!

Iskall Hallo -skall ("richskall") That’s mega / that’s looking absolutely mega Omega “Excuse me? Sir?” __ of doom Okay, lol And I will see you dudes in the next episode I’ve had a realization Oh for goodness sake! It’s not fat, it’s big-boned Not gonna lie SaAaaaAaAnd Very fine Great success! Bird poop Bumbo Cactoni Do you even bust? / Do you even bust bro E Pag

Jevin Hypno smells! Oh my god Sucker What the heck Dude Man I swear

Joe Howdy y’all! That’s the Joe Hills difference! I will now say a poem of my own devising Core concept Keep adventurin’! Time skip! Who’s the guy who conquers death? That’s Joe Hills No not rage quitting I have to pick up my daughter from school or my wife will rage quit me! Grow Hills / Expand Joe Joepacity / Jhost

Keralis Look into my eyes and nothing but my eyes Wanna buy a book? Spank you very much Just sit back, relax, and enjoy Like this, like that I can see my house from here! Bubbles, Shashwammy, Sweetface, Princess Lookie lookie at my cookie / lookie lookie at my cookie… no, please don’t Like-a so I love your face I’m a real boy! I don’t k-nove (know) Not like this! Booshes Clever girl But first… lemme take a selfie I’m sinking… mayday mayday we’re sinking! Hallo yes dis is de German coast guard what are you sinking about? Scary harry larry I’m alayve! Breathtaking — no you’re breathtaking Mm-kay Oh behave I’m a simple man MeOOOow Welcome to my humble abod-ee Not too shabby My face! My palms are sweaty, mom’s spaghetti Tag 2 Booga Booga Stiffy nipples Batman! First I was afraid, I was petrified...

Mumbo I worry about myself sometimes I'm not really quite sure if I like that or not Yeah… yeah that's looking good… I guess… Dude! Chuffed to bits It’s a bit pants I’m such a spoon Oh my word It’s quite simple, really / it’s actually quite simple Bonkers I’ll catch you in the next one. See ya Off you pop Oh goodness me! Hermit challenges — initiation! All done and dusted To be frankly honest Seriously seriously cool Absolutely nuts I don’t even know what to say Iskall I feel sick Peace, love, and plants Moon’s big Mumbo for Mayor Quite simple

Pearl Lovely Bonkers At this point... Cheeky / you cheeky What's this? Mate

Ren Now we’re cooking with gas / we be cooking with gas today Ladies, get in line! / ladies, gentlemen, everybody get in line! You picking up what I’m putting down My dudes Y’know what I’m sayin’ Coming atcha frommmmmm Dude Coming from left, right, and center Greetings cyberdogs and citizens of the Interwebs, this is Ren-diggity-dog comin at ya in another episode from the Hermitcraft server (ey!) Automagically Jazztastic Janktastic Oh baby Like nobody’s business Looking absolutely magnificent Anyhoozle Twaddle Renstone The Octagon is a well-oiled machine! [word]-age [word]-ation [word]-i (to make things plural You love / hate to see it I'm just sayin' / if you know what I'm sayin' Professional __ Jazz Anyhoozle Exqueeze me? Freakin' Some serious __ What's happenin', baby? Chesticles

Scar Scarred for life Woah, what in the world! It’s gonna be am-ay-zing LOOK at the siiiiize of that Well, hello there my fellow miners and crafters, GoodTimesWithScar here. Welcome back to the wonderful world of Hermits and crafting Don’t forget to subscribe or you might just become scarrrred for life! Looking super fancy Let’s hit super fast build mode! Look at the size of that Appreciate ya Hotguy! Operation: Aquathunder! That’s what she said! Rapscallion You silly goose Oh, sweet baby Jellie! Bayum! / Bam! The bee's knees Easy peasy, orangey squeezy

Stress Are you havin’ a giggle? / are you takin the mic? Mate Oh my god / oh my gosh / oh my good gordons Gorgeous Plonker Geezer Ohhhhh nooooo! Yeeeesshhh I legged it Such a pro / I'm such a pro Proper __ Cheeky Bloke Thingamajig Ain't [word]-age [word]-ies

Tango Happy fun sauce -ificator, -inator, -ness, -tastic Skadoodle Fearsome bunny slippers Noob juice So here’s the deal Holding shift Shwoop Flim flam Poop came out Extra dumb with dumb sauce / __ of extra dumb Flee with extra flee! / fleeing with terror! Boom booms Gah! The dungeon is ready for its next victim Behold! Results may vary! I think my math is correct, but it’s been known to be wrong This is the worst timeline. I hate everything Big no! You— you freak of nature! Jerkface Jerkbutt Excellent How embarassing This is true Zombert Bits This I gotta see! Right in the face! [word] is happening Yeah baby! Stupid jerks Boop This is the best / worst thing ever! Niner niner niner [general unintelligible noises]

TFC What in tarnation! Crap-tacular Humongous Butt-ugly Ugly as sin Oh, goody Ender-twits Bugger Oh, fart For crying out loud

Wels Words are hard If you will Super __

xB Aww yeah Mmkay Son of a biscuit Pretty frickin' __ Man Get frickin' wrecked! Chestacle Dang it Staaph it Oy vey Crap on a cracker Dang it, Bobby! Dang guy

Xisuma Oh goodness me Oh dangit Geez Peeps I’m such a derp Oh my days Chooturial Issooma Allo Woa’ah Brought (instead of bought) My dude Achacha

Zed Hello hello hello A-good a-bye Muckin' about I lied TaaaAAnnGoOOooooOOOo Hu-jah! Pretty darn __ Certainly Rubbish I'm [word]-ing [word] me [word]-iness What happens is... Get kersplatted! Epic Oh my goodness!

More Info

So I'm currently writing a HC fic and realized how little I know about some of the hermits (I unfortunately don't have time to watch all of them), which made it really difficult to depict them properly in my writing. I'm assuming at least some of you might also struggle with this, so, here we are!

If you know of a catchphrase from any hermit from any season, comment, reblog, send me a an ask or dm, dm me on discord, whatever works the best :D

Note: when I say "catchphrase," I mean anything a hermit repeats over an extended period of time. It can be something said during a single season (like "You'll speak when spoken to!" or "Hermit Challenges!"), or something that spans their entire careers (like "Aww snappers!" or "Plonker"). I'm not looking for one-off quotes that are never bought up again — there's some great sources (like @hermitcraft-correct-quotes) for that already :)

Sources (which will hopefully expand with time): This reddit post from four years ago This other reddit post also from four years ago Reddit from three years ago This cute diagram A more up to date source Another Xisuma's dictionary on his website HC character tv tropes page This incredible google doc

#Hermitcraft #hermit catchphrases #hermitcraft catchphrases #hermit quotes #hermitcraft quotes #This post is going to update many many times so reblogs might not always be up to date #if you have a suggestion to add please let me know!

[silverskye13]

Quinn: How are you both alive and dead?

Joehills (from Nashville TN): ................ practice?

#decked out 2 #joe hills #quinn hills #hermitcraft #hermitcraft quotes #this just struck me as really funny lol #love the joe/quin hills difference #yall vibe better than me and my twin do

[sharpjay217]

“We just need a little help from a friend!” looks doubtfully across the water at Grian “It’ll…it’ll be helpful.” — Gem.

#from Gem’s S10 ep3 #geminitay #grian #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft quotes #mcyt #sharp has to many thoughts

[friendlycucurucho]

impulse: grian's got a terrible idea for us

grian: i've got a great idea

geminitay: oh dear

update impulse died because grian told everyone to dig straight down

#i just started hermitcraft and this is so interesting i think this server is gonna grow like moss on me i already like it #watching grian's pov #daisy posts #hermitcraft #grian #geminitay #impulsesv #hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft season 10 #mcyt #mcyt quotes

[stargazostli]

(to a baby cow) "Where are your parents, I need to murder them for their skin"

MUMBO WHAT

he's so unhinged this season and it's so fun and funny omfg 😭😭😭

#hermitcraft #mumbo jumbo #text #stargazostli #hermitcraft correct quotes #hermitcraft quotes #mumbo kills a lot jumbo

[brainrot138am]

“I know you’re a big fan…of me”(j/sb)

“Someone’s gotta put up with you!”(e)

boat boys….when i catch you boat boys….

#hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft smallishbeans #hermitcraft #hermitcraft etho #them <3 #these two will be the death of me #boat boys

[rurus-kadoo]

🌓 - favourite quote

🌈 - are you immune to the goodtimes?

🌓 - that's a tough one! I keep a list of my favorites, a few of which are:

"I suppose that's what unconditional love is. Keeps you from barbecuing your loved ones." -Scar

"How do you deal with a difficult, complex problem? You take it one step at a time." -Etho

"Life is 10% what happens to you. The other 90% is how you react to it." And "Sometimes you gotta evaluate and appreciate what you still have." -Scar

"We love bonkers here." -Pearl

"When things don't go our way, we get up, shake it off, and keep going." -Impulse

"Don't idolize people. People are flawed. Instead, take the ideas, what you love about those people, and make them part of you." -Xisuma

🌈 - Er. Well. I mean. I'm a very normal amount of not immune to the good times. Hey wait no what are you doing, don't look back there, that's where I keep my saga of songs I wrote about Last Life Scar and all my Scar fanart reblogs, hey Wait DON'T TOUCH SEASHELL SCAR SATURDAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

#Ask game #Johnsonofdonut #Hermitcraft quotes #GoodTimesWithScar #Ethoslab #Xisumavoid #pearlescentmoon #ImpulseSV #I am Not immune to the good times #... #In a Definitely Normal way

[puppetmaster13u]

Mumbo: Come on, Grian, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that!

Grian: Yes I can. Fifty dollars and a corn chip

#incorrect quotes #incorrect hermitcraft #hermitcraft quotes #funny quotes #grian hermitcraft #grian #hermitcraft mumbo #mumbo jumbo #mumbojumbo #mumbo

[bucketlmao]

"doc had really become a dick-.. tater of this perimeter"

#nice save scar #scar #gtws #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #gtwscar goodtimeswithscar #mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitcraft headcanons #hermitcraft quotes #gtwscar quotes #hermitcraft season 9

[ghostyclay]

Scar: "I only have ONE single diamond to my name-"

SCAR? SIR?? YOUR STARTED THE EPISODE INFRONT OF AN ORE MOUNTAIN WITH DOZENS, NO, HUNDREDS OF DIAMONDS, WHAT DO YOU MEANNN-

Im absolutely baffled. This man is really going mining AGAIN? AFTER BUILDING THAT GIANT MOUNTAIN?

#Episode 11 #Timestamp 3:27 #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft quotes #goodtimeswithscar #gtws

[rosecrunchly]

that’s a nice boulder 🪨

#thanks to my uncle for making this for me!!! #grian #hermitcraft 9 #hermitcraft quotes #hermitblr #merry xmas

[willowshine61]

Ok does ANYONE remember ZombieCleo ever saying something along the lines of "I'll have you know... that you're right, BUT it's rude!" to another hermit?

I remember them saying this but I don't know when or where or even what season and it's driving me nuts! I thought they said it to Zedaph when they were making the armor stand golf balls in season 7 but I went back and watched that video and it wasn't in there.

Am I just imagining this? If you recognize this quote or even know what season it's from or who she said it to, please tell me! I want to find the clip of it and it's driving me crazy!

Edit: Found it! It's ZombieCleo's Hermitcraft season 7 episode 36 "SO MANY COMMISSIONS!" at time 2:00. Thanks for your help!

#hermitcraft #zombiecleo #hermitcraft quotes #minecraft #mcyt quotes #help plz #I've been quoting Cleo on this for so long but now I'm not even sure she ever said it #I'll have you know that you're right but it's rude

[silverskye13]

JoeHills (from Nashville TN): I'm a unique and beautiful snowflake of terror, Cleo, it's okay! It's a crystal of chaos.

#decked out 2 #joe hills #joehills #adding im a unique and beautiful snowflake of terror to my personal lexicon now #hermitcraft #hermitcraft quotes

[sonotashipper]

played this game for ten plus years and I can’t even defeat a child

-scar 2023 (hc9 ep 50)

#hermitblr #hermitcraft scar #goodtimeswithscar #hermitcraft quotes #Ha I’m back on Tumblr