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#here its basically 'even if u dont like something just shut up and go with it bc confrontation will hurt the other persons feelings'

gettinshiggywithit · 1 year

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!Dating Sukuna HeadCanons!

Scenario:-what would it be like to date ryumen sukuna?

Pairing:-sukuna x gn!reader{shell}

Genre:-fluff

Type:-headcanons

A/N:-i hopy you like this @shelly-stark-official! I tried:’)

Okay

Sukuna is a little shit

But its fine cos so are you~

Honestly the fact that the kINg oF cUrSeS fell in love with your devious and scheming self was not a surprise

Especially not to yuuji(poor fella had to share all of sukunas thoughts abt you and while u and itadori were besties.sukuna wasnt um...thinkin of you in a um platonic way)

(Like at all)

So when buddy boi finally asked you out

And although it felt weird um datin someone who shared the same body as your best friend,you got used to it and yuuji learned not to be so awkward abt it too...

And the moment he suggested you play a (borderline sadistic) prank in yuuji,you paused for a sec before agreeing~

(You knew youd be able to use your quirk if something rly badd happened to him)

And lemme tell you ‘kuna fell even deeper in love~

Sometime you and him and yuuji go out for lunch and while yuuji is the one in control,sukuna opens up those lil mouths on yuujis palms and under his eye to talk to you.

You feed him fries and yuuji hates that the grease is getting on his face😭(ples apologise to our best boi 😔)

So many ppl were like legitimately scared of sukuna but to you he was just a little shit and honestly? I think yall’d be cutee together (i wanna be the ring bear! 🐻)

(I think ur dates would include LOTS of scheming but also bitchin,cos this man has THOUSANDS of yeaes worth of tea to spill and hearin abt ancient gossip is still funny as shit🙈)

Now a little on the powercouple dynamic~

I think that while yall would tease and joking insult eachother,if anyone else tried dishing out jabs in your respective directions the other wouldnt stand for it

Like if someone ELSE calls u idiotic,theyre begging for mercy in a second

And if anyone calls sukuna something insulting,you’re basically walkingg them upto deaths door urself

And if You ever mention how this means he cares abt you,he will in fact go into denial and completely invalidate your opinion on the subject

Furthermore if anyone ever speaks badly of the two of you as a couple (i.e. gossiping and such) yall would just completely ignore them

Like who cares if a barely succeeding apprentice sorcerer doesnt approve of your relationship?????

Yh thats right,no one!

And just to piss em off further,i think hed suddenly initiate a particularl Passionate kiss in front of the gossiper.

Suffice to say that shut em up,for better or worse

I dont really think sukuna would ever fully open up to anyone,not even his s/o.but every so often you do catch glimpses of who he is deep down.its usually blink-and-you-miss-it moments but youve caught some

He doesnt really carw about how open you are either but i think itd make him feel special if you are morw open and vulnerable with him.again,he rly doesn’t give a fuck but it just makes him feel a certain way,y’know?

please dont repost my work here as your own on any platform all rights belong to me except that of the characters used,their right belong to their respective owners.but these stories? mine.

feedback,likes,reblogs and comments are so very appreciated tbh :’)i hope you enjoyed and ill catch ya next time!

Comments & Reblogs w/ tags >>>>>>>>>>>likes please

Taglist open for anyone interested!

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insufferable-talkstuck · 8 months

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(HELPP sorry bro gonna ask this blog instead mb 💀😭)

helloo can u classpect me pls (idk heo to do this 🔥) including a little bit of vent for the sake of classpects

basically i am reclusive, secretive, spacey, knowledgeable but not in an arrogant way, creative, pretty absent minded, and very awkward :]

my main interests include TMNT, MBTI, experimental music, psychology, and marine life. (probably says nothing)

i also like drawing but sometimes i get mad jealous over other ppls art

i also have a strong interest in leftism, anti-racism and anti-capitalism. idk what that says tho

i can get RLY obsessive about my interests and i will NOT shut up about whatever im hyperfixating on

i find it extremely difficult to grasp social cues, in other words i am socially inept

i can have a lot of trouble with empathy usually, not saying i have no empathy tho

no social life. 0. not even one (1) friend. offline or online.

if i had a social group tho i think id be the weird one who is very awkward and does not get jokes 😭

i like to consider both logic and emotions when making a decision, but i tend to value logic and rationality more sometimes

i have a tendency to stay up really late, like really late (it is 5 am as i am writing this

(idk of the text below counts as a vent or not but read idk)

ive always been really bad at explaining, wording, or identifying my own emotions, idk why but its just really hard to come up with words that can accurately describe how i feel, which is why im shit at venting

nvm i think im just bad at wording my own thoughts in general, it makes me feel kind of dumb, im just as bad at that on text too 😭😭 communicating is hell

(vent-ish thing is over)

supernatural stuff is pretty cool too idk

ive been told im dry and very monotonous in person 💀 like a robot n shit

i also dont like being wrong but not in an arrogant know-it-all asshole kinda way ❤

idk what else to put here.

Seer of Void

I'm not picking up any sign that you would *want* to be assigned a void player but I don't tell people what they want to hear.

- dissection -

‘ basically — :] ’ in this paragraph you list off some traits that could easily be associated with void

‘ i can RLY — tho ’ classpects aren't political stances and tho some classes and aspects are described as more devoted or revolutionary it doesn't specifically tilt it towards any view on these things. go girl give us nothing

‘ i find it — jokes ’ you're listing traits of autism, not something that could help me classpect you. However in all technicality "lacking" so many things can be written off as void

‘ i like to consider — on text too ’ okay, Dirk strider moment I guess, if you had only left this paragraph i would have given you prince of heart and left it at that

- dissection over -

why I think you're a seer of void

seers struggle to grasp their aspect at first, how it works and how they could relate to it escapes them, but once they learn it they're comfortable in it. you talk like youre rampaging to find fragments of a personality, sloppily putting paragraphs about yourself together, but if you were to take a step back and relax I think you'd be relieved and find comfort in the nothingness, and along with it the unlimited potential you'll master but.. baby steps

bonus round

i think there would be a destructive heart player and/or a mind player in your session, you seem torn between the two, I don't see this talked about amongst the classpecting population but I do think the aspects of the players in your session would affect you. with all my evidence of that coming from the kids and trolls sessions I mean the bond is just so clear

#homestuck #classpect #classpects #classpect assignment #seer of void

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channelnintendo · 16 days

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bye friends;;;

the 3ds/wii u online shut downs nearly here; to be honest im not sure what the fate of badge arcade and swapnote/swapdoodle will be? the badge arcade actually stopped rotating and changing entirely when the eshop went down. i Hope they will still be playable offline (and honestly i dont even use swapnote and doodle a lot i just like to check in on nikki! but i am awful at drawing on a 3ds oops-) but regardless i still wanted to bid them farewell!

i also managed to get a super badge in the practice mode and got 3 plays!! what a way to go, if this is the end! i failed to get a neat mario streetpass icon i wanted though, ill always be bad at these machines!

im not really mad about the shut down. i think it was bound to happen eventually. the games on these two systems arent really played a lot anymore. i dunno anyone who's still playing smash and mario kart on the 3ds or wii u when the switch entries exist. if im to be honest, i think the onlines... been "dead". i just think this is its proper burial

and im not really upset at nintendo. im grateful they gave us all these wonderful things in the first place, and that we have so many wonderful things to do on the nintendo switch here in the present time! i dunno, i could never imagine getting mad at nintendo when theyve given us so many amazing things. ill always love them! its nice to look back in nostalgia but i think we honestly have it better in the modern day! i mean. we've got a paper mario ttyd remake coming out soon i would not trade that ever for the wii u era of games with all due respect

its.. Sad. but im not really too torn up over it because i feel like the world moved on long ago. ill still play my 2ds all the time even if i cant go online, theres still so many wonderful things to do on it! and if i wanna play games online, ive got my switch right there!

i do wonder and hope the highly theorized switch successor will have features like the badge arcade and swapnote...

the switch is a lot like the ds. its intentionally basic in themes and super easy to use, making it highly accessible! so i wonder if a switch 2 would be like the 3ds? i hope so! but i do think the switch has a lot of underrated charms like the photo album, icon making, and the news station (amelia n is kinda like the switch version of the arcade bunny and nikki!). but it would be nice to have more of that whimsy and fun in a sequel console! i do get why the switch is like that though. they couldnt take any risks after the wii u's failure, and i think this was the best course of action

i got quite off topic there, oopsie

anyways.. rest well to the 3ds and wii u's online. im sorry we moved on, but i thank you for the wonderful memories. ill keep playing my 2ds always though, but ill also keep playing my wii and switch always! video games never really die, and i dont think nintendo's "killing" these consoles, more or less just burying something thats fallen out of date to the world. i'll miss you, but i feel like the online has been inactive for so long now, its hard to feel truly sad. and i hope nintendo's future will continue being just as bright!

#nintendo #nintendo talk #nintendo 3ds #3ds #nintendo wii u #wii u #nintendo badge arcade #swapnote #swapdoodle #badge arcade bunny #nikki swapnote

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original-character-championship · 1 year

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Bracket H Round 1

Poll 24

Skitt & Ena & Olive (@bootsieboots) vs. Apricity Nix (@decapod-appreciator)

495. Skitt & Ena & Olive (@bootsieboots)

skitt usez any, ena usez they/it/she (bc of her eczema), and olive usez he/they

The TL;DR 4 them is that theyre little fucked up guys living in a circus 2gether. Skitt is a repressed traumatized clown amphibian, Olive is a sweet jackalope who acts like an asshole as a defense mechanism, and Ena is a chaotic little shithead w a short fuse, whos actually secretly the mom friend. I like to put them in2 situations in my head and then never write said situations down. Also theyre all aspec and trans.

Skitt:

he is simply a little guy! (puts him thru the horrors puts him thru the horrors p) Oh, hes a bit fucked up actually.

-a mishmash of basically any amphibian features i think r cool! It is also a clown! Isnt that silly? Well its actually 4 trauma reasons. Lol. lmao.

-has rejection sensitive dysphoria and wants every1 2 love him so much all the time. Cries and throws up when it inevitably doesnt work out.

-ADHD!

-super in2 fashion and makeup. Can u guess why? Trauma reasons, of course! Honestly most of her hobbies r rooted in wanting 2 escape something.

-i cant think of anything else non-spoilery 2 put here. Uhm. ze really likes bubble baths and swimming.

Olive:

A little skrunkly autismic sourpuss. He wishes that he cud b more sincere w people sometimes, but every past attempt has been met w people shutting them down, in 1 way or another. The only person in the world he feels even mildly comfortable around is Ena (and later on in the story, Skitt).

-acts like an asshole around most people bc theyre used 2 being seen as one. And by asshole, i mean a little quiet, sulking, wet cat in a corner of the room who makes angy faces at any1 who invades their space.

-mute! This is bc bunnies do not have vocal chords. Communicates thru sign language and annoyed noises. Screams when overstimulated. Yes, bunnies can scream, just not using vocal chords. There r also other sounds they can make! (mostly annoyed sounds. He does purr as well! Just like a real bunny)

-very in2 music. Plays the harmonica and other woodwind instruments that r easy 2 steal. Can they play good? Uhm. havent decided yet actually.

-has a sort of heart shaped facial scar and a broken antler he got from entirely mundane causes (antler is permanently broke, dont question how that works bc i dunno).

-very incredibly touch averse, only tolerates Ena’s touch. theyre also fat and very fluffy! Great 4 cuddling! But he wont let u. Sorry.

Ena:

Money gremlin!!! Chaotic anarchist motherfucker!!! Probably owes u money! Is currently being gay doing crime. In this world, 1 does not have to pay/steal 2 survive, but Ena does it anyways 2 fuck shit up and stir the pot.

-escaped from a shitty orphanage w Olive.

-horrible anger issues. If Olive is a sourpuss, Ena is a bomb waiting 4 an excuse 2 go off. This is bc in the orphanage, they learned that no 1 wud listen 2 them unless they scratched and fought and clawed and bit and punched. (and shocked!). Shes generally chill tho, just, its easy 2 get on her bad side.

-sorta the therapist friend, bc its good at telling ppl what they want 2 hear. Her charismatic attitude also helps when scamming people.

-uses prosthetics! In this world, aquatic animals r given the ability 2 stay on land 4 extended periods of time via prosthetics! Want 2 know more? Ask me :>

-basically blind. Electric eels have awful eyesight, and shes no exception! She can only see bright lights and colors. They use electrolocation 2 get around. (please ask me what it is if u dont know, i am v happy 2 infodump abt anything oc related!)

Remember kids, a vote 4 my ocs is a vote 4 disability, queerness, anarchy, the found family trope, little guys being put in situations therye entirely unequipped for, furries, and much more!

Skitt has a triangular dress with purple and yellow split colors, and purple leggings. Pointy, slender legs. A long pointed yellow hat with a little green thingy on top (idk what to call it). Blue eyes with froglike pupils. Minty-green, short, curly hair. A classic clown makeup look (off-white facepaint, a clown nose, and pennywise-esque makeup lines going from the bottom of his eyebrows to the sides of his mouth.

Olive is a jackalope with short, olive/forest green hair swooping over one eye. His eyes are the same color as his hair. Most of their fur is darkish brown, while his belly, his inner thighs, and lower left arm is beige. their right arm, lower legs, and the top of their ears are black. Only wearing black arm warmers thanks to sensory issues.

Ena is a vaguely pirate-themed girlie. Dark brown skinned, with grey arms and greyish legs. Big thicc tail. Mostly black hair. Tattered black shorts and an even more tattered, dark green crop top. Has red eyes and a red sash tied around its waist. Lots of little spots all over their skin. lazy-eyed.

496. Apricity Nix (@decapod-appreciator)

she/her

she's a werewolf she's aroace she stalks people on accident. she didn't know what a crime was until the police went after her. her best friends are a supervillan and a failed actress. she thinks she would make a good detective (she wouldn't). she's fun and friendly and sweet but still a fully thought out character. she runs away from her abusive home to find her sister and in the process finds a whole new family. she even takes down the government.

Pris is a short, pale girl with black hair styled to look like wolf ears. she has brown eyes with diagonal red pupils and a bit of a snaggle tooth on one side.

#oc championship #tournament poll #round 1 #bracket h #495 skitt & ena & olive #496 apricity nix

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incarnateirony · 2 years

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What's the thing about David Haydn-Jones? Is he going to have a role in TW? Does he know something about the show and leaked it? I'm searching some info about this but I can't find anything. Also, I can't find your post about Alma (personally, even if I'm a cockles truther, I don't believe Alma is Misha, but I'm curious about what you said)

I've never been on the Alma Is Misha train seriously either but I've followed it for fun and there was just a poem from someone else alma reposted about making your own world to not die in someone else's. It was just incredibly timely because yeah. That.

DHJ is on the list of actors that were called up a while ago and asked if they'd be interested for return. The general pitch is basically, well, there's like time travel and dimensions and stuff. Anyway, for some unearthly reason, Pat's been banging on this basic bullshit pretending it's super insane leaks verifying dramatic changes or some shit just because they did reshoots and he still doesn't fucking comprehend what those actually mean.

Hell I'm pretty sure even the note attached to my own draft left a lead in that quite literally said, "This is an example draft. Due to the placement, a variety of characters could fit in from time or dimension distortions, here's a shortlist of other suggestions." basically. Like this isn't the fucking rocket science he thinks it is. This man has no earthly comprehension what a good Treatment looks like so he’s been crapping his pants about “changes” that were already fucking prepared for as alternatives. You know who understands how to make good Treatments? The screenwriters and former showrunner (not of spn) in this fandom that are WAY above your paygrade dude.

The original project was 8-10 episodes miniseries with a few fractal potentials and presentations planned so no shit they're having to shift it around a little bit you fucking knobs. lmao you wanna know the real reason he kept saying 10 episodes at first, there you go. That's why he aimed for it in the commitment. SDKJFSDJFS gg pat since I know you still read my wall like a loser and by now 100% have had ghost or someone narc to you that I'm not fucking with you.

Anyway back to actual ask, basically, he's on the list of potential fan favorites being given opportunities to return. Exactly when and where is unclear. Especially since "when" is gonna be kinda multifaced in this.

Nothing actually meaningful leaked from DHJ is actually the point. Pat's been trying to act like he Knows Things because DHJ sharing vaguepitches and some tumblr anon fucking with him.

it’s not fucking rocket science. The show features the Men of Letters. What do you THINK he’s fucking there for. And do you think that entitles him to the full thing. seriously i’m. so done with pat’s 2 braincells farting garbage into the internet and labeling it Intel when they happen to rub together

mfers know for a god given fact I work with people who get onto CW shows and even have some damn good friend actors that started periscope streaming supernatural and yelling at me live for getting them into this hellhole, but he can’t wrap his fucking brain around the fact that maybe someone moved the bar on him while he wasn’t looking. Or his folks yelling U DONT KNOW BOBO BOBO DOESNT KNOW U AND WILL NEVER KNOW YOUR NAME and then shutting the fuck up when I drop them a video voicemail, “HIIIII MINNNNNN ITS BOBO~~~~ AT COMICON~~~~ WHY AREN’T YOU HERE?~~~~ HUH??~~~~” Fucking shit.

figure it out, douchebags.

same dumb motherfucker that’s spent years arguing with me that Corporate Things Aren’t Real Corporate Things Don’t Exist And Can’t Hurt him, constantly smashed in the face. Or arguing that Berens had no Destiel intent and actually shipped Wincest--he banged on that for YEARS not even knowing about what Bobo’s desk looked like or the entire motion of overwriting Bucklemming going on in the room with Dabb’s aid. Arguing certain shit doesn’t happen because he’s nobody while I’m like, sitting on an under the table recording of execs in burbank about another CW show but SURE FUCKING POP OFF DUDE.

You were wrong about the original ending, and paid 5K to be wrong about the omissions, and you were wrong about the pilot, but I’m very sure your magical anon that wasn’t there to save you from looking like an embarrassment then definitely has deep insights to production futures. You were wrong about Berens. Wrong about corporate. Wrong about who cut what lines to the point you were bitchslapped by actual direct sources in half a day. I have never seen a piece of shit be more consistently wrong and pretend he’s right. This is the biggest tryhard piece of shit I have EVER encountered. Holy. Fucking. Shit.

and damn I mean, I know people in this fandom overbloat their importance, or even low key media workers do. Mary Manchin argued about the goddamn market testing and said they don’t even do general SPN market testing when I had the goddamn receipts in my phone for years before we safely pushed it through debunker. Natalie Fisher took great confidence in her RL friendship with meredith to the point she argued with me in season 15 there was no confession scene. Jess from the Mary Sue, too. Like you people do not fucking understand how stupid this all looks. And patrick generally can’t even get at THAT level of fucking sources.

Genuinely funny they can’t figure out why I’ve been comfortable owning association with that market testing without fear WB will come after me to shake me down for whoever gave it to me. You haven’t thought that far yet, I guess. Probably because you never even comprehend this world turning around you, to think of that as a flag you should probably be pissing yourself about right now.

#apollo's curveballs #2p0 is a buffoon

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itrin · 2 years

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TUA S3 (spoilers)

first of all, holy shit????? like holy shit!!! this was by-far the most incredible season, in terms of acting, cgi, characterisation, sound and music, cinematography -- just intense and overwhelming and gripping and I ate it up in less than a day but anyways here are some of my specific thoughts, haphazardly listed and unsolicited:

viktor coming out and how it was handled was A++ like everyone was normal and chill and so readily accepting with some appropriate humour thrown in but also everyone still gave him shit regardless LMAO

like five "proud of u Viktor, ur an idiot though"

Five "pull this shit again and viktor, ill kill u myself" Hargreeves everybody, supportive but threatening

idk how to feel abt five telling viktor he's there for him but also telling him he'll kill him like??? asshole but I love him regardless, no-- because of it

on that note, never deadnaming viktor even in the heat of a brutal argument isn't something to be praised like it is -- it was a relief that no one deadnamed him even though they were furious and hurt ngl but also this is how its supposed to be!! bare minimum!! u dont deadname trans people even if, especially if, ur pissed at them

tua did an outstanding job handling viktor coming out, A+ for that, could not have asked for better

Luther wanting to give viktor mini sandwiches and throw him a brotherhood party!!! good!!

also that flashback of Allison telling viktor she'd love him no matter what juxtaposed with Allison telling viktor they should've left him in the basement: yikes

AND OMFG ALLISON!!! S3 ALLISON HARGREEVES!! ive genuinely never been more sacred for or of a fictional character like her actress, Emmy, was absolutely phenomenal

characters who're "good" and calm and always say/advocate for the "right" thing and are depended on to be, like, the glue of a group -- these characters falling apart in catastrophic ways will always be a fav of mine because thats Allison Hargreaves man she fell apart catastrophically and her hurt came at the expense of everyone

idc what anyone says I love how Allison was characterised this season I love how she was pushed to her breaking point and fucking broke: she lost her daughter in season 1 because she kept rumouring her rather than parenting her, and she didn't rumour in season 2 until she did and she went mad with power (not that I disagree with who that power was used against, yes queen make the racists burn themselves), and in season 3 she really, really fell into the depths of her power and self-destruction. she used it against viktor (good parallel to that season 1 confrontation in the cabin), used her power against Harlan to kill him, used it on herself

the Luther SA scene was fucked up and unnecessary imo and I had to skip it when I realized where it was going but again: holy fucking shit

also Allison trying to use her powers on herself??? to rumour herself to be happy?? yeah that was fucking heartbreaking like shit

again: Emmy's acting was spectacular like all the dark, hard looks, the screaming "shut your mouth," the breaking-down-and-sobbing just everything like I cannot applaud enough

okay Diego and Lila and Stan and the unborn baby was Wow. A Thing. Very Lila and Diego like ngl and Stan rlly did grow on me and then he fucking got obliterated but seeing Diego come to grips with being a father was so good; at first, he pushed Stan away and out of his sight bc he was busy and had other, more important things to worry about but then Stan came to him for affection and hugged him and cried in front of him when Klaus died and just!! it was good!

Lila has a special place in my heart but her idea of lying to Diego about who Stan is to test him as a father but very in-character and wow both of them reassuring each other they'll be good parents was lovely to see

ANOTHER THING THAT WAS LOVELY TO SEE WAS LUTHER AND SLOANE AND THEM FALLING IN LOVE AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE Luther deserves good things and seeing him basically say "fuck you" to Reginald constantly was great and therapeutic for me as much as it probably was for him

man oh man oh man poor viktor fucccccc like this guy cant catch a break as much as five can; constantly being blamed for ending the world even though the root cause was Reginald and viktor didn't have as much time with his powers as the rest did and its a hugely destructive power too (not always, as seen with Harlan) and its always the factors around viktor that cause the apocalypse -- someone manipulates them, pushes them, until he triggers and loses control and he's shit on for it even though he couldn't control what others did to him?? viktor was using him powers for only a handful of days, significantly less than anyone else, he barely knows what he can do with him or how it affects others yknow

and I dont, cant, even blame Harlan bc he was in the same boat as viktor -- no one to help him figure out how to control his powers, its just reaction after reaction, accidents and no one on the planet would even know how to help him

but it was an interesting choice to give viktor Harlan back, his kid, and take away Allison's kid-

poor five also like not even a seconds rest LMAO and everyone, especially Allison, blames him for all his time traveling mishaps but like?? he was a kid when he first time traveled and he's taken every chance to do what's best for his family and the world, including killing the Board of Directors like this man is flying by the seat of his pants in almost every apocalypse trying to save everyone

KLAUS MY BELOVED IM SO SORRY U HAD TO DIE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT IM SO HAPPY TO SEE HOW MF POWERFUL U ARE!!! immortal?? immortal!! and can dispel spirits as well as summon them!! wow A Mf Man.

Ben was actually v interesting this season bc yeah he's an asshole in the first half but, when it comes down to just 10 people left alive in all of existence, he shows himself as riddled with Daddy Issues, as the name Sparrow being the only thing in his life, as sensitive to rejection ig?? big mad about not being invited to party and also very curious about the "other ben" the umbrella academy is familiar with

Reginald Reginald Reginald; first off, the actor who plays is A+ and I love seeing him on screen. Drugged!Reginald was so sad to see at first, it was so fucking sad to see that, but after finishing the season I can say with my whole chest that drugged!reginald was the best Reginald like Pogo had the right idea. and even I was rooting for Reginald to turn out good and own up to the mistakes of TUA!Reginald and idk if not be a good dad then at least be a good person and encourage the kids and IDK I WANTED HIM TO BE GOOD HERE BC ITS WHAT EVERYONE ELSE DESERVED BUT I WAS DUPED!!! I WAS DUPED AND BLINDED LIKE KLAUS!! im so- and Klaus was so happy and felt loved by him and excited for everyone else to connect with him too and he just turns around and locks him out of the corridor and leaves him to die and Klaus was forced to kill himself

I wonder how Allison felt about both Luther and Klaus dying due to her deal with Reginald (I mean I dont fully blame her for their deaths it was Reginalds fault 100%) but I wonder if she convinced herself that it was "for the greater good" or if it was all gonna ve fixed or worth it later when she got her daughter back

"do u trust me?" BITCH NO????? I actually dont know how Allison could ask viktor that actually maybe cognitive dissonance I mean girl was at sanity's edge but I wonder how much Reginald even told her about the button and the machine?? like how did she know the button would lead to a new universe or smth

the irony of killing Harlan but also using the powers that were boosted by him

now about that ending: im a lil confused but ill take it

its a new universe I think not a reset one bc wouldn't a reset universe let everyone keep their powers?? maybe when Allison pushed the button it got imbued with her desires to not have powers or smth?? did Reginald tinker with the fabric of the universe so humans didn't have powers like these? this alien bitch has a human looking wife?? is she an alien or does she have human skin like Reginald which would mean they've been on earth for a while and when she died Reginald put her on the moon For Some Reason??? what was Luther supposed to her guarding her casket pod on the dark side of the moon from?

did Reginald cause the end of worlds for centuries or do apocalypses follow him too and everywhere he goes, worlds die???

also where the fuck did these "particles" that powered the machine even come from?? what the fuck are these particles?

what does it mean that Five has both arms again?? is he still going to be the founder? has he escaped his fate or??

where is Sloane? give Luther a goddamn break

okay so Allison has her happy ending after everything she pulled, after the relationships she damaged severely and destroyed -- nw what happens? because clearly the umbrella academy isn't done with Reginald and his wife seemingly ruling the world or smth (or at least enjoying very powerful positions, as seen by "Hargreaves" on multiple buildings) so they'll all be pulled together again

(I hope Luther and viktor dont forgive Allison or at least call her out let them cut each other till bones bleed, I say)

let five get a hug?? maybe? a sibling group hug?

#the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy season 3 #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers

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punkscowardschampions · 9 months

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Cali & Ronali

Ali: [Private at Carly, clearly not the second we leave this Halloween party but still early enough that you will have these messages whenever you wake up tomorrow]

Ali: 🌄⏰🐦🪱🐓🌄

Ali: ☕️👸 how was the rest of the party, vvitch?

Carly: no need to ? how it went for u 🧜🏼‍♀️🔮

Carly: mustve proper lured the lad to his death for me to get a text out of you

Ali: Ugh, as if it wasn’t shaming enough how 🌃 n 🌇 the mood is with me, I’m always the cliche of turning into the WORST friend 💔

Carly: nah you’re the best

Carly: & hey now no talk of shame or cliches before youre 💔 @ me for what I turned into

Ali: You’re the one turning them all into 🐸🐸🐸s

Ali: no shame in your game 🧙‍♀️🔮

Carly: if I had myself some real 🔮💜🧿💙

Carly: but fuck us talking about my 😢😭 always

Carly: you’re 🥰🌹😁🌞🌻

Ali: there’s always room for every 🌈☀️⛅️☁️❄️💨💧☔️

Ali: but if I have to come back and knock some teeth out, I will be doing double for them ruining both our weekends

Ali: [send a picture of whatever stop you’ve hit so far]

Carly: sure but theres not for every ➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️

Carly: dont you dare fetch yourself back here til hes work on or we’ll be the ones having a fall out baby

Ali: Promise?

Ali: because 🥰🌹😁🌞🌻

Carly: 🐸🐸🐸’ll still be where i left em when youre after doing your own spells

Carly: & I’ll be grand

Ali: Mosey was on one, I know that much

Ali: was basically hiding from him when Johnny found me

Carly: yea he wanted me to find you myself 1st but I said no like

Ali: well, he was only after that because he got embarrassed in the chat 🙄

Ali: not at all transparent and very flattering, boy

Carly: i offered him 🧟‍♀️💚 but he was off the poor girl soon as she showed herself, weren’t gonna drop it had to be u

Ali: He’d think it a power move

Ali: at least you made sure she still had a time worth coming out for

Carly: aw she’s so cute & ill not see her again now hes acting the gobshite 🥺👋

Ali: him not reckoning he can chat me up himself is hilarious though, as well as true but never thought I’d see the day with that ego

Carly: have to do everything myself but ah i reckon its a decent habit to get into w how things was left

Ali: You can invite 🧟‍♀️ over, you know where she worked

Ali: shop shouldn’t be packed up and gone quite yet

Carly: idk i dont have his ego

Ali: you were getting on great though

Carly: wes meant to be talking about how youre getting on w yer man there

Ali: Oh, right 😋

Ali: it’s weird, we’ve barely talked about it even

Carly: course no, he’d only be after saying something about it if u hurt him never shut the boy up then but when its he done wrong to you theres another story & closed 📙🧡

Carly: did he at least trouble himself to say some of what I taught you?

Ali: Loads

Ali: We’ll have to have more lessons but I got some of it

Ali: I don’t think any of it was an apology, no, like but he said some things that are as good as, to me anyway

Carly: 😁💛🌞💛

Carly: I was 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠 on everything I could

Ali: Your magick worked, baby

Ali: He’s never been that real with me

Carly: yours 🧜🏼‍♀️🧚‍♀️👼👸🏼👩🏼‍🎤🧙🏼‍♀️

Carly: unlike mine it never fails

Ali: the 🐸 just like being slimy 🐸s, it’s 1000000% them

Ali: Do you reckon I’m to believe him, if he says he hasn’t slept with anyone since then?

Carly: I’d

Carly: hes not been 1 to whore himself round like moses even back in the day before you was bringing yourself round

Ali: I did believe him when he said it, s’only talking about it now I realised I might’ve not but fuck it, I do

Carly: be his way to go about 🥺💔😢💔😭 from that there night w the full knowing of what hed lost himself hes no dope for all he is

Ali: He thought I’d got with Caleb and/or Drew, that was obvious, however trashed I was that night, and how mortifying the reread was

Carly: yea you was hammered enough to want to let him 💭 it til that went wrong

Carly: I shouldve had your phone off you I’m sorry

Ali: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I should’ve thought of a less pathetic plan to get his attention in the first place

Ali: It’s all over now and he’s so 🙃

Ali: We understand how to do this better

Carly: off timing can send the best to the bad but it’s on your side now

Carly: fate decided he had to lose u for proper for a bit to decide he for proper wanted you too 💫💞

Ali: So what are we to decide for you and Moses, is it a yes or is it a no

Ali: or a maybe

Carly: theres no me & moses

Carly: forces intervened to show me what he for proper 💭 of me & its not 💫💞 ill never unknow it even though he don't know I do

Ali: What do you know 🐇

Carly: I cant be telling you cos you’ll 💪🥊🤕

Carly: he can keep his 🦷🦷 to keep you 🥰🌹😁🌞🌻 idc youre away thats what matters

Ali: I know you can handle yourself as well as him

Ali: I promise I won’t 💪🥊🤕 until I’m naturally in the same place as him

Carly: it hurt so much idc how im still here to be 😶💙

Ali: no 🥺

Carly: how am I to look @ myself?

Ali: You’re perfect, in every way I can think of

Ali: he’s been on some absolute gobshite nonsense if he’s made you think any different

Carly: hes a point what he said in the group on ros bday about how thick I am, must be

Ali: his only point was being a cunt, often is

Carly: & ive always said hes not that bad, there then I am stupid for not knowing already he reckons im [whatever he said when he rated her horrifically]

Ali: who did he say that shit to?

Ali: For it to get back to you

Carly: all the lads

Carly: I thought he liked me for what he liked me for at least but turns out ive - craic & nothing to offer nobody like

Ali: He’s a freak who’s rating every sexual experience he has against his own made-up ranking and scale

Ali: it’s meant to be personal, and different, not comparable, he’s just wrong from the start

Ali: as well as a total, total cunt who doesn’t care if the girls he sleeps with hears this shit

Carly: yea well im not meant to have the knowing, forget i said a word, k?

Ali: but you do, if he tells every lad who he can, he’s aware that’s a possibility

Carly: its only a 😢☔️😭 day for me don’t let it ☁️ yours

Ali: don’t let him ☁️ you

Carly: ive got 🍭🍬 left still i’ll be grand when the sugar rush hits same as last night

Ali: You’d never done it before, how many times has he? He’s the only one with anything to be worrying about

Carly: idk idc

Carly: our tally stops on [idk what the number of times you’ve slept with this boy is, I dread to think]

Ali: 🍭🍬 are gonna treat you better than that moron

Carly: 🥳✨🎇🎊⚡️🎆🎉

Carly: have your own fun baby dont bother yourself w me

Ali: I’m always gonna, it’s not optional

Carly: nor is keeping that boy waiting ⌚️⏱⏲⏰⌛️⏳

Carly: not for me when he hates me enough

Ali: I won’t tell him any of this, you said you weren’t to know

Ali: Moses deserves revenge but if that’s not what you want then 😶 I swear

Carly: johno wouldnt smack him for calling me worse I know that

Carly: not his fave you are 🍀🐇🌠

Ali: I don’t need his opinion on this, it’s clear and there’s right and there’s wrong

Ali: imagine the fuss if you compared him and Ro, except you’d literally never do that because you’re a nice person

Carly: theres no comparison how you said

Carly: it was only different how they are

Ali: That’s how it should be, even I know that and my tally is just the one right now

Carly: but what a 1

Carly: theres no comparison but you chose better

Ali: He’s as mean to you

Ali: it does make me a bad friend

Carly: long as hes not to you again

Ali: he was worried about me when we went away, that’s more than I can say for my parents so

Carly: & hes making you happy which is all I want for u ever

Ali: I’ll try and have all the self-respect if he’s not again and walk away 😤

Carly: johnos learnt you’re not gonna have to walk yourself nowhere no more

Ali: God I love this bike 🥴

Carly: you know he loves u when he lets you on the front to have a drive of it instead of only the back 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠

Ali: …

Carly: my god

Carly: youre not coming back, I’m to never see you again

Ali: Sounds like you’re doubting my riding ability

Carly: I’m saying watch he don’t drive you past no 💒💍

Ali: Now you know he’d never 😏

Carly: hed have no girl driving him, johno I know

Carly: to be sure cant doubt your other riding ability at all 🍆🔮💜

Ali: only for a 🤏

Ali: Was going to say now he’s seen my own bike but just sounds like some weird euphemism 😹

Carly: 😅

Carly: i love when people reckon theyre up to something gas calling me a bike but it just sounds cute 🚲💐

Ali: The insults just don’t hit like they used to, I swear, if it was at least 😅 I’d have to pretend to be slightly offended for ‘em

Carly: I’ll give it a lash thinking of some decent when u leave me here cos youre away 💒💍

Ali: Behave yourself, not even old enough to get myself the pill

Carly: do you need it? Ill send [her mum] off soon as youre back like

Ali: I think it’ll be too late but we can try

Ali: I’m not, I’d be able to tell 🔮

Carly: I’ll busy myself w magic of my own to try & keep u safe how hes not, must be I love u more

Ali: No doubt about it 💙💜

Carly: ill miss you 🥺❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🥺

Ali: He’s got work like you said, can only keep him that long

Ali: will we not go to school and have a day to ourselves

Carly: [her mum] swears herself by gin & a hot bath so thats a date there or we can take ourselves off up the mountain & roll you down?

Ali: gravitys sure to save me 😵‍💫

Carly: i’d save you baby

Ali: 🥺

Carly: will we go get new clothes for bonfire night? youve some english in u we can celebrate it

Ali: 🔥🦋👠🍄🦔💃🥁🧨🪓🍁👢🍎🧚🍂🦊🪐🔥

Ali: we gotta

Carly: @ your house or are you to tell ro cos he’ll listen to you?

Ali: See the mood anyone @ mine is in by then…

Carly: ah fuck you’ll be in disgrace for your 💒💍 true enough

Ali: Might be that my ma will think it’s a killer idea if it gets Ro interested, girl Ro, btw

Carly: I can’t w em having the same name, I’ll have to call her something else, it’s been said when me & he celebrated his bday together I’d be 😳🍨

Ali: 🤣

Ali: We can invite boy Ro, and Bart, they’d both come

Carly: might be he’ll be after seeing or bringing his girl idk

Ali: I saw the 😘 but Idk who she is, do I?

Carly: I think her name’s [something it either is or isn’t but unlike Moses we genuinely think it is and aren’t just trying to be funny or shady] but thats all I know of her

Ali: The more the merrier, anyway, the guestlist is lacking these days

Carly: long as I can party w my 👶 fave

Ali: 💛🎇😈🎆💛

Ali: He’s guaranteed to be there, he can’t make an excuse yet

Carly: what we dressing him up as?

Ali: Gonna need a Guy for the bonfire

Carly: aw 👶🧨💥

Ali: He’ll love the threat of violence, for sure

Ali: That’s settled

Carly: you said u 👀 the 💋💓🥰💘 whatd u 💭 to 🤠🤎?

Ali: Hmm, he’s very considerate, I’d say

Ali: would be better in a private setting, undoubtedly, without all the 💬

Carly: yea

Ali: What are you 💭 of 🤠🤎?

Carly: i told him he was to keep seeing this girl cos he was telling me to keep myself from moses but maybe I was not to

Carly: things still dont feel the same between me & ro for my getting myself involved idk

Ali: You were only pointing out it wasn’t his place, that’s what I would 💭 if I were him

Ali: They never do anything they don’t want to do, yeah

Carly: it was him told me about the ratings

Ali: Oh

Ali: did it feel like he was telling you like a friend or that he was trying to be a dick with it like Moses?

Carly: he was being nice to me before & he didnt wanna say but I’d not shut up about it

Ali: It would make sense for him caring about you going with Moses, him knowing and not liking that he rates you all

Carly: ive never known him as 😤😠 @ me, yea 😡🤬

Ali: I think he likes you

Carly: what?

Carly: no

Ali: Hmm, I’m keeping my 👀 peeled

Carly: why do u think hed like me?

Ali: If he was just a friend looking out for you, he wouldn’t need to be all 😤😠😡🤬

Ali: Ro wouldn’t be, would he?

Carly: ro never is

Ali: Right

Carly: he said im to behave more like a sister though

Carly: he cant like me if hes saying that

Ali: Okay, odd choice of words

Ali: but you know he’s not meant to like you, he’s Johnny’s brother, like

Carly: k true

Ali: It would add up, I’m not saying 100% but he would’ve joined in harder after the whole birthday thing, I think, if he didn’t like you

Carly: he troubled himself when I was crying

Carly: oh

Ali: yeah

Ali: Do you like him?

Carly: idk hes always slagging me, 1st to, ive never ever 💭

Carly: god i told him to keep on w that girl he’ll think im a massive bitch if he likes me & im there like hey cute couple yous

Ali: Nah, you don’t have to like him back, little awkward, sure but you’re not obligated

Carly: ive just remembered ive gone on about girls hes fucked too 😳🍨 wow

Ali: 😶

Carly: im chucking myself in the bonfire like

Ali: you’ll do no such thing, the costume’ll be off

Carly: hes been trying to help me this entire time 🥺 & what did I do? I hate myself 🤢🤮

Ali: He’s been far from perfect, if it was obvious, you wouldn’t have said any of those things

Ali: and you’ll be more embarrassed than him at this point

Carly: 🍭🍬 would kick in this minute

Ali: breathe, baby

Carly: 😵‍💫

Ali: There’s not a thing for you to worry about, if he does like you, it’s a mostly nice thing and you can handle it, if he doesn’t, then there’s nothing for you to think on now

Carly: & you’ll keep an eye how you said?

Carly: I don’t wanna make it no worse for the poor lad than I’ve already either way

Ali: Of course

Ali: you aren’t going to, you were just clueless, which is obviously how he wanted it, in fairness

Carly: i feel bad for being when I’m meant to know these boys better than most & it turns out I dont

Ali: I think that’s growing up

Ali: none of us know each other as well as we’d think

Carly: promise we know each other though

Ali: ‘course

Ali: We’re not claiming to know each other since 👶👶s though

Ali: sometimes I think they’re the people you know the least

Carly: yea, I reckon youre 🎯 w that 1

Ali: Sorry, downer

Ali: you wouldn’t know I was 😍🥰😘

Carly: i was who started it sorry

Ali: don’t be sorry, I’ll have to prepare for the comedown of leaving him

Carly: ill bring the 🌈🌞 when youre 😢☔️😭 swear

Ali: ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Carly: whatever ive to take

Ali: Makes a case for showing at school just to get the plug but nah

Ali: we don’t need them, got our own fun of rolling me down hills and into baths to contend with

Carly: I love you

Carly: it’ll be fun 🤞❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤞

Ali: Always, angel

Carly: but go have loads w out me 1st 😍🥰😘

Ali: I can’t stop

Ali: I will find you when I’m back

Carly: til he finds u on his lunch break sure

Ali: 🙏🙏🙏

Ali: think I’ll go insane if he tries to leave me waiting

Carly: hed b insane to

Ali: I know I can’t message him, he’ll be fuming

Carly: youll have no need trust me im not clueless on that

Ali: It isn’t going to be two months, not again

Carly: itll not be 2 days ⌚️⏱⏲⏰⌛️⏳

Carly: youll be counting it in hours

Ali: I just love him

Carly: I know baby & we both do he loves u too

Ali: He likes me a lot

Carly: k if thats what you wanna act like I said

Ali: That’s just what he says

Carly: well he would

Ali: I don’t see it as a copout, he says it like he means it

Carly: its no copout course he means it same as what he cant say & s’only to show in what he does

Ali: I’m glad he’s only 16, that we have time

Carly: youve donkey’s for it to be unreal

Ali: 🤎🤎🚀🍯🐺🔑🎠🥾⚡️🎲🍭☄️🤎

Ali: I need to invite him back over mine, erase that memory with it

Carly: soon as

Carly: have him do all he did cept this time hes to stay

Ali: 🤔 and make sure I pick up his clothes from the stairs this time, note to self

Carly: yea 😅

Ali: Poor, poor Thomas

Carly: whats he to dress up as? I’ll ask him while youre too busy to talk to me no more

Ali: replaced, shocking behaviour 😚

Carly: yours

Carly: im here behaving as a wifey waiting on u back

Ali: We all knew I behaved shockingly

Ali: 😎🤘

Carly: y your my forever & ever fave 🐅🧡 dont change 🐆🖤

Ali: and you’re why I’ll come back, even though I could let him drive and drive until we’re 🌊

Carly: 🥺 will I 😢😭 til youre back for the want of u?

Ali: you mustn’t, you’ve got so many outfits to plan

Carly: & lads to keep myself from

Ali: I’ll plot my revenge he’ll not even know is from us

Carly: no youre busy

Ali: when there’s room in my head for it

Ali: have to drive sometimes if we’re to reach [however far yous are going]

Carly: u heard me theres donkey’s before u need room in your head for nothing else quit your driving too far ahead of yourself

Ali: 🥺💛💛 okay

Carly: or ill have the outfit back on & put you under a spell like

Ali: I’m so under it

Carly: grand, thats more as it should be

Carly: 🤎🤎🚀🍯🐺🔑🎠🥾⚡️🎲🍭☄️🤎

Ali: 💀 RIP me

Carly: youre living too 🥰🌹😁🌞🌻 to die & sure the bikes too fast as well 💨🌠🚀☄️

Ali: There’s too much left to see and feel

Carly: so on ye go 💜🧚❤️🐞🍃💚🐝💛👼🏼💙🦋🧡

Ronan: [@ Ali at some point when she vanishes from this party and has been gone long enough for him to notice that isn’t like at a stalker level of where is she?]

Ronan: Hey

Ronan: you reckoning on hiding yourself all night?

Ali: [When you really did]

Ali: 👻 antics are seasonally appropriate but still proper bad craic

Ronan: Mosey and his bad craic’s not so scary

Ronan: and he gave it up to take Carls off before long, you know

Ali: Ah, don’t you be putting it about that I’m scared of that boy

Ronan: What was it happened? Too many sweets?

Ronan: she said you’re not feeling yourself when I saw her the now but not you

Ali: This time of year does make me think about my sister and brother

Ali: ended up needing some peace and quiet, like

Ronan: Yeah ‘course

Ronan: I should’ve reckoned on that, but we know where each other is if you need something else, you’ve only to say and I’ll bring it ‘round there, no bother

Ali: You’re a good mate, too good of one to subject to a deep and meaningful about all my bullshit but I’ll keep that in mind

Ali: how was the rest then, what did I miss?

Ronan: [tell her the kind of stories you always get from teen parties, nothing too drama I’m sure because you’re trying to cheer her, more like silly antics from friends and peeps she’d also know]

Ali: 😅

Ali: I saw your 🎆

Ronan: Ah well, I had myself crossed you would, knowing how much you like ‘em

Ali: A fellow pyro after my own heart

Ronan: Party’s to go with a bang, eh? Or how much of one would it be, like?

Ali: Do yous have any left? Speaking of

Ronan: Some, but I can get more if needs

Ali: Might be having my own little shindig next weekend, providing my parents aren’t on at me over this or that

Ronan: At yours? I’ve never had an invite there before when the rest are in

Ali: You don’t have to, but they’re not total dickheads, I swear

Ronan: Are your parents going to be about?

Ali: It’s bonfire night, you know, food, sparklers, that kind of family-friendly content

Ronan: So they’re about and you’re after me meeting them?

Ali: Oh my God, don’t make it sound like that 🙄😳

Ali: Carls and Bart are invited too, obviously

Ronan: Right then, we’ll all of us come

Ali: 😁

Ali: and bring fireworks, lots of

Ronan: Many as we can all of us carry, swear

Ali: My little brother will be made up 🤩

Ronan: Mine act up for ‘em too, I don’t know how it is there’s any left or they’ve fingers

Ali: Do not let him help, whatever he tries to say, no sense yet that one

Ronan: Come on, he’ll not have sense ‘til he learns it, and I’ll not let him get himself blown to bits

Ali: He’s 3, boyo

Ali: take it up with my ma, if you’re so inclined 😉

Ronan: Be a grand impression to make on her that would, I’ll behave decent, don’t you worry

Ali: I’m not, they’re pretty chill and you’re a good boy really

Ronan: I’ll really try

Ali: aw shucks

Ali: Don’t try too hard, they’ll be after replacing me with you

Ronan: You couldn’t be replaced by nobody

Ali: FINE, I’ll make [something swag she has clearly made before that is somehow seasonably appropriate, you get my vibe lol]

Ronan: Fireworks for [this thing]’s a fair enough trade

Ali: Fireworks and compliments, you’re out of pocket

Ronan: Only called you irreplaceable, barely even counts as

Ali: True… thought you said you were trying

Ronan: At the weekend

Ronan: you can’t expect it morning after

Ali: You’re only at your full potential on a 🌕 I know

Ronan: Yeah, might be

Ali: You remembered to declaw and defur yourself yet?

Ronan: [a selfie there is no need of except his blatant crush]

Ali: 👋🐺

Ali: Your costume was sick

Ronan: Shop was cool, shame Mosey boy got that girl out of it for nothing but weren’t a wasted trip for me, can’t say that

Ronan: you looked best out of everyone though and you never went down

Ali: Sure she’ll survive without his attentions, be better for it no doubt

Ali: I’d been planning ages

Ronan: Could tell, it proper showed

Ali: Cheers 🧜‍♀️🌊💚

Ali: Bit gutted I accidentally matched Mosey, no meet-cute like Bartley and that lass

Ronan: Was bad luck for you

Ronan: thought I’d had a touch of my own turning Carls onto girls herself ‘til she set me and herself straight going with him again

Ali: You dope 😅 she were only cheering her for bothering to come out, like you said

Ronan: I don’t know, seemed more to me

Ali: Really?

Ali: I mean, if she ended up going with Moses, easy way to get his attention 🤷‍♀️

Ronan: True, it’ll be that

Ali: Did you think 🧟‍♀️ was cute?

Ronan: Mosey and Carls both being all over her she must’ve had something going on, but I never noticed what

Ali: Me either

Ronan: Be green for days her, who’s after troubling themselves scrubbing her back? A job and a half I’m not signing up for

Ali: Be alright if she was still working in that shop, not fuck knows where now

Ronan: I was told [somewhere it’s hilariously inappropriate for her to still be green, for the lols, soz girl]

Ali: 😱😱😱 Makes me wanna rock up and see, that does

Ronan: I’ll take you now

Ali: Ah, can’t

Ronan: Why? She might’ve got it all off tomorrow

Ali: Not at home atm

Ronan: She’ll probably be working ‘til [a time] when are you? I’ll come for you and we can go over

Ali: On an adventure 🌄

Ali: Photographic evidence if you go, please

Ronan: I’ll be on my way to go get a selfie with her

Ali: Can see what you reckon in the cold light of day

Ronan: Can’t be falling out with Carls over it, took ages for us to be friends again

Ali: I’m so glad you’re sorted though

Ronan: And me

Ali: You handled it good

Ronan: You reckon? Cheers

Ali: Trust, I’d feel insanely awkward in the middle if you hadn’t

Ronan: Trust, I don’t want it to be like that, for none of us

Ali: None of us do, that’s why we get on so well

Ronan: Yeah

Ali: We’re alright, aren’t we?

Ronan: What do you mean? ‘Course we are

Ali: Just checking, wouldn’t want my party dip to have you holding a grudge

Ronan: I should’ve checked on you better myself, seen you was alright

Ali: Nah, not at all

Ronan: I’ll be able to keep a closer eye on you at the next

Ali: Well, that’s true

Ali: can’t get quite as hectic but we’ll try

Ronan: It’ll be good

Ali: Match your behaviour, yeah

Ronan: You’re not promising to be?

Ali: Where’s my incentive to do that?

Ronan: I can’t say I know what that word is, not going school no more

Ali: 😏 I’m not promising, is the long and short of it

Ronan: You want me to make you, is why, is it?

Ali: 😆 Shut up, you

Ronan: Yeah, you’re after me giving you something to behave, I’ve worked it out

Ali: You’re such a wind-up, you sound like your brother

Ronan: Me? You with your big words and wanting of presents

Ali: Touche 😬

Ronan: We don’t neither of us need to follow his way for nothing

Ali: I’m certainly not planning to, don’t you worry

Ronan: I’m not, you go your own, have since I’ve known you

Ali: And I’d only ever compare you to Moses to take the piss, not to be an absolute bitch, promise

Ronan: He goes his own too, less of a compliment in it there

Ali: Was going to say you’re too fair for your own good

Ronan: But he’s still my brother, end of the day

Ali: Yeah, can’t pick ‘em, I get it

Ronan: And he might grow up out of it, others have

Ali: There’s always time for that

Ronan: Time for Carly to walk away from him

Ali: She’s done with him

Ronan: She’s said?

Ali: Yeah, I’ve spoken to her

Ali: Unsurprising he managed to fuck it up again, obviously

Ronan: How do you know she means it when there’s been a before?

Ali: I can’t see the future that well but she’s even more upset with him right now so

Ronan: Least he’ll not be there at your party, can’t tempt her back

Ali: Couldn’t imagine he’d be after no invite

Ronan: I could, how he were looking for you last night

Ali: That’s probably mostly because Johnny called him a cunt, looking for ways to win back some rep, or whatever nonsense

Ronan: And he’ll still be trying, didn’t manage to win nothing sleeping with Carls, not to John Boy

Ali: Either way, he’s not invited to have no [whatever we said we’re making]

Ronan: He don’t have no clue where you live to crash it

Ali: Thank God

Ronan: I’d not tell him, nor would she

Ali: Do you know if Bartley likes Carly?

Ronan: Likes? I’ve to check I saw what I reckon you wrote

Ali: I know, but don’t you think he dislikes her a little TOO hard? Think about it

Ronan: Johno don’t like her that hard, they’re brothers, there’s sense he’d follow feeling the same, we’re all of us meant to

Ali: I suppose so

Ronan: That why he’s invited?

Ali: No, he’s just pretty chill too

Ronan: I don’t reckon he likes that girl Mosey brought over to him

Ali: No, duh, that was just him looking for more ways to piss Johnny off

Ali: sure she’s nice and all but

Ronan: But he don’t bother himself with most girls, now I’m thinking how you said to

Ali: He probably likes someone then, even if it ain’t Carls 💭

Ronan: I can’t remember when he has before last night, ages then

Ali: Don’t tell him, will you, I’m just wondering out loud

Ronan: And me, you’ve started me off

Ali: Don’t 🤯 boy

Ronan: Who else’d he like?

Ronan: [just suggesting some girls it could be lol]

Ali: Do you boys not talk?

Ronan: He don’t talk about that ‘cept to join in with how the others are, might be there’s good reason if he’s after her

Ali: Do you join in?

Ronan: When I have to, there’s no getting out of it some of the time

Ali: Yeah, boys will be boys

Ronan: It’s harmless, more or less

Ali: It’s what you do, anyway

Ronan: Don’t girls?

Ali: Sure, some do

Ronan: Nothing’s been said about you

Ali: I’m not worried about myself, you’re alright

Ali: what’s there to be said, anyway?

Ronan: Carls isn’t worried about herself neither

Ali: Must be all good then

Ronan: Look, I don’t know why you’re off with me for this

Ali: I’m not just change the subject, it’s not your fault

Ronan: What aren’t you telling me?

Ali: I said I wouldn’t 🤐

Ronan: Ali

Ali: Don’t first name me, Mr Serious

Ali: it’s okay, it’s handled

Ronan: Quit your leaving me out of what’s to be handled

Ali: I told you she’s upset with Moses, connect those dots, think of the many reasons that could be

Ali: that’s all you need to know, and why she’s done with him

Ronan: Fuck, who told her?

Ronan: he can’t have done

Ali: Surprisingly not, hardly outside of his remit but nah

Ali: I don’t know, I wasn’t there when she found out

Ronan: She never said where she heard it?

Ali: She doesn’t want a fuss, it’s embarrassing enough

Ronan: Yeah, why she weren’t to know

Ali: If you chat shit, you can’t assume it isn’t going to be heard by other people

Ronan: Jesus, how’s she?

Ali: Crappy, you could try and cheer her up without making it dead obvious you know

Ali: as I can’t get home to be there quick enough

Ronan: I’ll get myself over to see her

Ali: Good man

Ronan: I’ll try, like

Ronan: to be less of a messer

Ali: You’re not the only one

Ronan: Don’t mean it’s cool for me to be one of

Ali: No, not really but it’s your life and your shit to figure out

Ronan: It’s not easy living here

Ali: There’s plenty of expectation

Ronan: Nor having him for a brother, but you know we’re not the same

Ali: Of course, it’s his rating system, not yours

Ronan: I treat her as decent as I can

Ali: I know that too, so does she

Ronan: Are we alright?

Ali: Yes, we’re all good, Ro

Ronan: I’ll be going to cheer up Carly then

Ali: I appreciate it, I’ll be back Monday, she’s got that planned and booked in

Ronan: I’m gonna be about ‘til work sends me off

Ali: Maybe I’ll see you then, if we happen to catch each other

Ronan: Maybe

Ali: Are we alright?

Ronan: I asked you, how am I to have the answer? I don’t

Ali: I haven’t been judgy about your locker room talk, what you have to do to fit in

Ronan: No, but you’re still mad about it

Ali: I can’t change my worldview to think it’s alright, doesn’t mean we need to fight

Ronan: I can’t fight with all of the lads about theirs, not all the time

Ali: I understand that

Ronan: You don’t, you’ve no clue how it is

Ali: I didn’t say I’ve been through it, I know that you do, the toll it can take

Ronan: There’s just constant grief and aggro for not calling her a whore or wanting her to leave

Ali: You’ve a part to play

Ronan: It was meant to get better for doing what Moses said to on my birthday, but it’s not

Ali: like you said, no one is going to be satisfied until she’s gone

Ronan: Her ma won’t, she’s stuck ‘round this long

Ali: God knows why

Ronan: What am I to do?

Ali: Why would I have the answer? If only, like

Ronan: You’re smart, smarter than me

Ali: I’m not, and it’s about your life and what you have to do for yourself, I couldn’t begin to tell you

Ronan: I’ll go to Carly, it’s all there is to do at the minute

Ali: It’s a start, isn’t it

Ronan: See you Monday, maybe

Ali: I’m sorry you’re stressed out now too, I wish I could help

Ronan: You’ve a point, it’s not your problem

Ali: I didn’t mean it how that sounds, I care, I just don’t know what you can or should do

Ronan: Yeah, I know

Ali: Okay, I’ll let you go then

Ronan: Later, like

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narcissa-black-supermacy · 2 years

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My toxic trait is that if ur a Barty Crouch Jr stan, I don’t wanna hear from u about how the prank was unforgivable. (Real talk tho, I get divorcing characters from canon but this fandom is real, real selective about whose character flaws get left in *cough Snape* and whose get removed bc we don’t like what’s in the books)

Anon hayati you simultaneously triggered two whole topics that i am incapable being brief about. im sorry in advance this will be so rambly.

im a big fan of villain characters, i enjoy antagonists in media, always had. watching the hp movies as a kid my absolute favourites were always bellatrix and lucius malfoy, i thought theyre soo cool (still do).

but like, the whole point is that theyre evil, yknow? and if i was to write a story featuring young bella where shes originally kind and good, her whole character arc would be centered around the things that happened to her that slowly made her lose her mind and become evil. because thats fundamentally the essence of the character, this is what im here for.

like nobody talks about anakin skywalker without the context of him eventually becoming darth vader, right? even tho hes originally a genuinely good kid who went through so much abuse.

i just genuinely dont get why you would take a character like barty crouch jr and write them as if it does not lead us where we know it will. people dont just get up one day and go "ok chapter 2 of my life im evil now" - no, theres a buildup. there are signs.

at this point people are genuinely writing ocs that have no connection to the original role of the character. and what genuinely baffles me is that when you point out "uh you know they killed and tortured people right?" people get defensive? like if you dont like the fact that they killed people and want to cut it out of the story, why pick this character to begin with? theres avery and mulciber for example, who we know absolutely nothing about except that they were slytherins in the same year as snape. take them. theyre a blank slate. do whatever you want. but you picked this character! who killed people. and now youre getting defensive when people point that out?

and the prank, well. i hate how its portrayed in soo many fics. i believe ive already talked about this in one of my posts in detail, but basically i dont believe sirius was in full consciousness when he did that. my personal hc is that snape tried to use legilimency on him bc he was suspecting something close to the truth, and sirius' mind kind of occluded on instinct bc thats what he was used to doing at home. so in an occluded state he locked away most of his feelings/thoughts about his friends and remus specifically to protect them, and thats why he wasnt thinking about the consequences when he told snape.

but im going to stop now bc i can talk about this for hours if someone doesnt shut me up

#dani talks #fandom wank #asks #and thats not even touching the snape subject...#which again i cant believe i feel like i need to defend myself by saying i am not a snape fan #but the ridiculous double standard for him in this fandom drives me mad sometimes

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sprixyn · 2 years

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kimharry childhood friends au that i have LOTS OF IDEAS ABOUT that i need to share IMMEDIATELY but ill put them under the cut to spare most of you. also please excuse the weird experimental coloring i was having a moment

imagine. u are ltn kitsuragi, you show up to the whirling in rags. down the stairs comes the bloated alcoholic face of your first ever crush. its been over 20 years since you have seen him, you arent even sure if he remembers you so you try to keep your mouth shut for the time being until you can find a good moment. later on once you are caught up on the whole memory loss thing, something occurs to you - maybe this is better. its a fresh start for both of you. you didn't exactly part on the best of terms... PLUS harry says something about it being a fresh start without all the painful memories he clearly must have had -> kim overthinks it and convinces himself that if harry forgot something then it must have been something he didnt WANT to remember

and. i think that harry was kind of a jock ... i mean he ended up a gym teacher so. maybe he had kind of a parental figure in his gym teacher in HS as well that made him want to go down that career path but i dont think that he really fit in with the other jocks cause hes just a fuckin Weird Guy u know right. also its implied in game that kim got bullied?? and i imagine once they became friends the bullying kind of Mysteriously Stopped. maybe due to some backstage interference from someone. little bit of threatening perhaps

ALSO I WAS THINKING they lived on the same street?? or at least within walking distance of one another. so they could meet up super easily they and solved little crimes together... and

i also think probalby harry didnt have the best home life. daddy issues fit with him. erm hes a repressed little homosexual and when kim tries to get him to open up about his shit after months of being pushed away he lashes out really hard. basically acts like his dad does to him and thats when their relationship ends because its close to graduation. kim moves away before they get a chance to talk it over :(

i think kim decides to tell him everything after he wakes up from the shot. he realizes that u don't live forever especially in their line of work and he has to come clean cause harry deserves to know i can really drag the angst out here because harry will be rightfully angry. i mean kim held back info that he has been so desperately trying to find this whole time but then he apologizes for saying those things so long ago and asks for a fresh start and kim is like duh. its been so long it doesnt affect me anymore (lying)

thats all i can think of right now basically i need to draw them being babies and also this would have very interesting consequences for both of their characters i think.

#disco elysium #my art #art #doodle #digital art #sketch #artist on tumblr #oc #character art #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #disco elysium au #au #alternate universe #brainstorming #rambling #fandom

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uopenthedoor · 2 years

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im so glad i am not part of the "politics" group chat my friends are in, but i still have to see such stupid shit on here........ im sure it wouldnt be any better on other platforms but its just exhausting. like sorry if you're a white middle class person it's just not funny to make fun of politicians bc u face almost none of the repercussions their policies. like i get making light of a terrible situation by highlighting the absurdity but i feel like most of the content i see doesnt even scratch the surface of the absurdity i witness on a day to day basis. and i'm also white and basically middle class!! but just being like "hee hee the supreme court is fucked up" is not a joke its just an observation and it doesnt make me feel any better to say that. it makes it sound like the observation itself should somehow be mind blowing and it simply isn't. it feels like babysitting a middle schooler who just found out that the founding fathers were actually not great people. and any cis man joking about roe v. wade can shut the fuck up forever it's not your fucking problem you don't get to make jokes about it. same goes for when we make jokes about how racist someone is- as white ppl it's not our problem so we really don't get to make light of it. like it's not hilarious when someone is shockingly racist- most of the time it's only shocking to US because we haven't grown up with a constant awareness of our skin color so going online and making jokes about .. idk ralph northam's blackface is childish. it makes it seem like he just did something silly and cringe instead of boldly and ignorantly racist with an established lineage in american culture. idk it's really not a big deal at the end of the day but it rubs me the wrong way. like if it's coping, then it should be more private. but the fact that it's public just makes it feel performative, even if a lot of us genuinely are scared and tired. i just dont know why u would log tf on and be posting memes about the supreme court if that was the case like sorry that's a terrible coping mechanism if you're genuinely upset and now ur subjecting all of us to it as well

#this is definitely mostly about .. 1 person LMAO #and a lot of that has to do with their complete political hypocrisy #otherwise i probably wouldnt mind so much #also making fun of how much nazis hate jewish people .. its not funny sorry #im pretty sure u cant get a nazi to stop being a nazi by calling them cringe #also the way they said the phrase 'dirty jews' from the perspective of a nazi but still NOT ok at all #ughghghghghghghhh i hope no one sees this but its just very upsetting

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Nooooooo I’m not a liar ToT

Maybe the problem is that I’ve started playing practically at the start of the game, and as there was not that many units, I would usually get a lot of lower class characters (and they were furries)… I’m surprised, tho, that you didn’t talk about Gin and Hachi! lol they were THE furries if you know what I mean xD

Also, I don’t really think that Schwartz is evil? But he is an actual DILF…. Like, he has a daughter LMAOOOOO (Her name is Carleen, but I might be wrong about that because there are a lot of other characters in more interested in)

Btw, Navigator (fandom calls him Navi), the MC, actually has a personality of his own… he is also really cute lol, I wish we could have seen more of him on screen :(

There are so many characters that flirt with Navi, both female AND male xD (no surprise here, he is a cutie!) and I love his interactions with them… for example, Barton is a military dude, but he seem to really care about Navi (in a pretty harsh manner tho), and Hydrad have his shadow doggos, they are so cute… but it wasn’t very cute to find out that he actually kind of maybe possibly definitely stalking Navi when he sleeps??? Like LMAOOOOOOO it’s not romantical/sexual or something like this, but I see u Navi, I also would be very uncomfortable ToT And oh my god, FLEUR, my love….. I love him so much, he is such a great guy! There are a lot of characters that come from events where they play a more significant role, but alas, you can’t replay them… but at least you can give characters gifts which opens some side stories with them (also, there is a small side story that comes with every skin, but those skins are EXPENSIVEEEE lmao)

Sorry I’m just super excited to talk about AlStars, it seems that the fan base is pretty small… but there is a lot to like about this game and it’s characters

I dunno about that one chief! You promised me plenty of sexy old men and furries and I could basically count them on one hand since the majority of characters was cute little girls and pretty boys! However your cursed actions aside you showed me one phenomenally handsome old man so you are forgiven for all of your sins- past, present, and future.

They were the like… hyena and the black and white dog yeah? I mean… they didnt even go tiddies out so whats the point. Im not swayed by furries unless theres really something going on. If they aint stacked get outta here!

MARVELOUS. DILF Schwartz actually the best character in the game confirmed? You love to see it.

Navi huh…. LISTEN. Im not so much into the main character flirting thing. My ideal MC is one that shuts the hell up and is a vehicle for me to have and omnipresent view of characters relationships. Take Aether from Genshin… one of my favorite stories, with my favorite character is his second quest with his dragon boyfriend Azhdaha. I dont remember Aether doing anything significant… he was just watching the possessed body holding Azhdahas soul staring lovingly in Zhonglis beautiful eyes…It was the best story in the game.

The vibe of the game seems similar to Genshin the way you describe it! Although Genshin does give out free skins every once in a blue moon…. so theres that! Its a shame then Im sorry its a small fandom but I mean… small fandoms have their perks! Like not having to deal with the fandom. Thats good stuff, nonny.

#Dear Nonny.

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iwadori · 3 years

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Haikyu boys when they make you insecure PT 1 (Kenma,Kuroo)

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6.

Word Count:3k

genre: angst, fluff

masterlist

Kenma:

You and Kenma have been in a long distance relationship for a while.

Both of you stream, Kenma doing it seriously for his job and you just playing it for fun,

Sometimes you stream together of course but because of your difference in audiences and games you don’t do it all the time

“Bye guys! Hope you enjoyed todays stream” You wave off to the camera and shut off your PC taking a few sips of water.

Kenma: Hey.. nice stream today Y/N are you going to watch mine?

Y/N: Of course I will

Kenma: Ok talk to you later

Y/N: okayy <3

Kenma is what inspired you to stream, he also taught you all the ins and outs of streaming making sure you were set and ready. Your gaming style was very relaxed and friendly as you obviously weren’t streaming as a career just for fun and to make friends with your online viewers. The games you played were usually: minecraft, COD, Sims 4, Roblox, Animal crossing and *Insert your favourite game here* the way I literally named all the games I play

You wait for Kenmas stream to start, kind of excited as you’ve always loved seeing your boyfriend in his ‘element’ when it comes to playing to games. As your boyfriends stream starts you see he’s already chosen what game he is playing today which is to your surprise Call of duty, since that was the game you were playing earlier.

As he gets into the stream you are entertained, as always since Kenma was being his usual self laughing at his own deadpan jokes and interacting with his viewers. He is currently waiting for his capture the flag game to start so as he waits he decides to read some comments in the chat.

You’re used to the usual ‘Kenma where is Y/N I miss your usual streams together’ or ‘kenma please RAIL me’ which always makes you laugh. You were also used to the common hate comments Kenma and You both got on your streams but you were definitely not ready for this..

@ Ihatewomanandiamadick : Hey Kenma did you see your girls stream today she is so dog shit at COD lmaoooo jhdfkjdrhdrr

“Well hello ihatewomenandiamadick” started Kenma “but yes I did see Y/N stream and obviously she is not the best at games and I would definitely NOT ask her to team with me for any serious gaming competitions ... but she’s fun to watch I guess” as he finished speaking about you his game loaded up so he focused his attention on that the words he just spoke going to the back of his mind as they end up at the forefront of yours.

You obviously knew you were no match for Kenma’s gaming expertise but you didn’t expect him to publicly agree with a hate comment let alone add more of his imput on you. Did he really think that about you? ‘She’s fun to watch I guess’ did he not even enjoy your streams that much?

You wanted to distract yourself, and you definitely couldn’t do that watching him so you close off of his stream and get in your bed deciding to watch your favourite show.

Waking up at 6pm after your sad nap, you see that Kenma has left some messages to you,

Kenma: hey did you watch my stream?

Kenma: do you want to facetime later and play some minecraft..?

Kenma: y/n r u ok??

Y/N: oh hey cnt play minecraft w you rn not really in the mood..

Kenma: oh ok..

Time passed since then a month to be exact and you basically dropped off of the face of the earth, you weren’t in the mood to do anything let alone game and stream, which was a constant reminder of your boyfriend (something you didn’t want at the time.)

You felt embarrassed over all the things he said about you and all the things you now think he thinks about you and the way you play. Maybe he thinks even worse things about you, beyond just how you game? What if he doesn’t even genuinely like you...or he has someone else...it does make sense, you do both live miles and miles away from eachother AND he’s a big streamer you see the amount of girls in his comments.

You shake your head to erase your protruding thoughts coming in your mind, but it doesn’t really help. You and Kenma haven’t spoken much over this month he tried to constantly reach out to you at first but you assume he got bored over your constant, repetitive dry texts. So you were almost content with you and Kenma not even being in a relationship anymore.

However on Kenma’s side, he was beyond worried about you. Since you haven’t been streaming or barely responded to his texts he thought something happened to you, but he didn’t want to be seen as ‘overstepping boundaries’ if there was nothing wrong at all with you and you simply were just ‘not in the mood.’

So here he is, in Kuroo’s apartment trying to get him to help him out on finding out what is wrong with you.

“So kenma can you remember what happened the day when Y/N went ‘ghost’“ asked Kuroo in a mock detective voice

“Y/N didn’t go ‘ghost’ Kuro, and take this seriously” said Kenma “I’m worried bout her”

“Okay fine, but for real what’s the last thing you remember before she started acting all weird.”

“Umm I think it was around a month ago I did my saturday stream and I think she was on it but she didn’t leave her usual nice comments throughout”

“Ohh that was the stream when you sai-” Kuroo said before pausing his words as the memory of what Kenma said about you on his stream came in his mind, as even Kuroo thought it was a tad bit harsh for Kenma to say all those things “I think I know why Y/N has been so distant kiddo”

“What why?” Asked Kenma

Kuroo pulls out his phone and brings up the clip off what Kenma said and Kenma’s face cringes ‘did he really say all those things about you’ he thinks.

“Shit.. I didn’t know I said all of that” he said quietly “how do I make it up to her?”

“There’s only one thing you can really do Kenma” said kuroo

You are woken up out of your sleep by a knock on the door. Getting out your bed like a zombie, you trudge to your front door only surprised by what you see. There in his 5′6 glory stood your ‘boyfriend’ Kenma with a controller and a kitten teddy in his hand. You were very tempted to shut the door in his face and get back to your dreamless sleep but you waited on him to speak.

“Hi Y/N” he said quietly “wanna play some minecraft...?”

“Why so you can ridicule me on how shit I am?” You ask bitterly ready to shut the door on him

“No! No not all” he said stopping you from shutting the door entering your place “Y/N i’m really sorry on what I said, I wasn’t thinking AT ALL... I love watching your streams and I think you’re great at playing games...I was just being a dick,”

You take a deep breath before tears pool in your eyes “what you said really hurt me kenma..” you say “ I know people say shitty things on the internet all the time... it’s the internet. But I wasn’t expecting you to agree with the hater and say even more shitty things on top of that.. I don’t think I want to even stream anymore”

Upon hearing that, Kenma’s mouth parts open with shock ‘you dont want to stream anymore’ were his comments that bad? Now he feel even worse as he should and is now more determined to make things right.

He impulsively drags your arm into your game room, catching your surprise ‘what is he up too?’ you think. He stops for a second seeing your usual pristine gaming set up, collected up with dust.

“What are you do-” you start

“Just wait!” He says, as he rushes away turning on all your stuff and logging onto his twitch account as he sees the views go up he starts to speak

“Hi guys, its me kodzuken and today I’m here on stream with my beautiful girlfriend and today I want to say..” he turns to you “Y/N im so sorry for the horrible things I said to you that day... I was just being a dick and I’m sorry I really am.”

You look at the chat and you see some confusion and some people recalling his words from last month. “It’s fine Kenma, I forgive you” you say giving him a hug”

“Okay Y/N, so what do you say... wanna beat my ass at bed wars?” He says with a smirk

“When have I ever loss?” you return his smirk

Of course you did beat his ass as bed wars for rounds on rounds never losing proving yourself to actually be a good gamer girl. You enjoyed your time with Kenma, forgetting what he said before about you and moving on.

Eventually, you guys moved in together and streamed together all the time and yes you still do play for fun but you’ve gotten way better at COD (some may say better then Kenma) but who is better didn’t matter to any of you, as long as you got to play together that’s all you both cared about.

Kuroo:

Kuroo and you have been together since you were in your first year of high school

You met as friends first when you got him to tutor you in chemistry ( a subject you still aren’t that good at.)

Now you have your upcoming entrance exams for university in a month so your school has you doing mock exams in preparation for them.

20%

You look down at your chemistry paper that your teacher just handed you. 20%. You’re surprised, very surprised since out of all your subjects (that you go 90+% on) you studied on the chemistry test the hardest ensuring Testurou, that you didn’t need his help at all. But I guess it turns out, you did.

This failing mock grade put a blunder on your day, you didn’t interact with anyone and didn’t want to see your boyfriend so you skipped your usual routine of meeting him on the rooftop and went to the library instead ‘might aswell start early on your studying’ you thought.

As you were going over your chemistry topics, you hear an ‘ahem’ next to you and you turn your head only to find your boyfriend and his friends next to you. Kuroo with his usual goofy smile on his face.

“Hey kitten where were you at lunch?” he asked

“Needed to go to the library, Chemistry is kicking my ass” you mumbled

“Oya” he said as he noticed your chemistry test laying under your textbook “20%, well damn Y/N I knew you were stupid, but I didn’t know you were that stupid” he laughed doing his stupid usual hyena-like laugh.

Ouch well that hurt. You slightly flinched at his words, “Really your name, you didn’t know the molecular formula for ethanol, that’s first year work” he said continuing to laugh “I’m pretty sure that’s one of the first things I tutored you on when we first met”

His overbearing laughter was not good for you, you were already having a bad day and yes you do know your not that good at chemistry but you didn’t need your chemistry-enthusiast boyfriend to make fun of you for failing. Kenma and Yaku stood there awkwardly obviously aware of how bad Kuroo is making you feel but they didn’t really know how to stop his friend in the moment.Whilst he’s still dying of laughter you decide to pack up your stuff and leave the library.

You managed to get your Chemistry tutor to let you retake your mock paper in a week so that means, extra hard studying with no distractions you definitely can’t fail again. Since studying on your own was definitely not a good option, and you couldn’t go to Kuroo (especially after he ridiculed you) you decided to ask the second smartest person you know to tutor you.

Y/N: Hey Yaku! Can I ask you a favour?

Yaku: Hi Y/N what do you need??

Y/N: I have my chemistry retake next week, and as you know from your loud-loud friend I failed my recent test so can you tutor me??

Y/N: Pleaseeee

Yaku: Ok Y/N why can’t you ask Kuroo you know that he’d be more than happy to help

Y/N: Yakuu pleasee just help me out

So there you was, nearly a week done with your study sessions with Yaku and you’re feeling way more confident than before.

“Y/N what is the functional group of a Carboxylic Acid” Yaku asked

“umm... COO?”

“Great! that’s correct Y/N” he praises i dont actually know if it’s correct or not

You then hear a knock at Yaku’s front door and hear his mum let the person in, Kuroo then enters Yaku’s bedroom with shock plastered on his face surprised to see you here.

“Y/N...hey?” he says confused “what are you doing here?”

“Oh Mori-chan is just helping me with chemistry for my retake tommorow” you say nochalantly internally smiling at the twinge in Kuroo’s face at the purposeful use of Yaku’s first name.

“So why didn’t you ask me to help you know I’m a chemistry whiz” he asks

“Maybe I’m too stupid to be taught under your tutelage” you mumble “since I seem to forget whatever you teach me, even when it’s 3 years ago... but ok”

“Y/N I-” he starts

“Oh save it Kuroo, I have studying to do” you say cutting him off

“But I-” he tries

“So Mori-chan COOH is the function group of ethyl ethonate right?” you ask ignoring your boyfriend who is now at a lost for words

“ummm yeah it is” says yaku who is clearly feeling heavily awkward at the tension in his bedroom.

Kuroo leaves and you and yaku finish off the studying for the night, you did feel a little bad for being a bit mean to Kuroo but it’s karma for him being a dick to you.

You wake up the next day ready for your exam which was first thing in the morning, before you hand in your phone you see a message from Kuroo,

Kuroo: I know you’re still mad at me, but I think you’re going to do so well on this test. You’re not stupid at all, you’re really smart and I love you < 3

Kuroo: Good luck Y/N

You don’t respond to the message but smile at the sincerity of it and thankful for the boost of confidence it gave you before you start your exam.

Finishing the exam with a smile, you were confident you did well as everything you and Yaku went over was on the paper and you’re almost certain you atleast got more than 75%. You have to wait an hour before your teacher can give you your results, so in the meantime you might aswell reconcile with Kuroo.

When you exit the classroom, standing there was Kuroo who seemed to have been waiting for you for the whole duration of the exam.

“So how was it?” Kuroo asked, apprenhensive as he assumed you would just ignore him like you did at Yaku’s house.

“It was fine, I think it went alright..” you say

“Kuroo”

“Y/N”

You say simultaneously, he pauses for a second to let you speak “I’m sorry I was being so stand offish when we were at Yaku’s I just wanted you to see I could do it on my own, and when you called me stupid I really took that to heart since you and I both know that Chemistry wasn’t ever my best subject”

“I’m sorry too, I didn’t mean to make you feel bad, and since it was only a practice test I didn’t think you’d take it to heart but I am sorry I know you aren’t stupid.”

Before you got to say anything else, your Chemistry teacher exited the room with your chemistry paper in hand. Kuroo grabbed your hand anticipating your nerves and gave it a gentle squeeze.

“Miss L/N” said your teacher “Well done on your chemistry test” he turned your test around to sure a perfect 100%. Both you and Kuroo gasped, you were elated to say the least you wanted to jump up and down in excitement but a PERFECT 100%.

“I’d also like to add that you have now got the top chemistry score in the school beating the previous title holder Kuroo Testurou” said your teacher, this made Kuroo open his mouth even wider in surprise nearly making you giggle at his response.

Your teacher took his leave, leaving you and Kuroo in the hallway “ I guess i’m the chemistry whizz now “ you say wiggling your eyebrows just as Kuroo did to you before at Yaku’s this made him chuckle as he came to put his arm around you.

“Y/N don’t get ahead of yourself now, you may have won this battle but I will win the war” he said smiling

In the final exam, you continue your winning streak also getting a near 100% and still beating Kuroo which didn’t matter to either of you, now you’re just like him cracking chemistry puns and jokes all the time which none of your friends appreciated but atleast Kuroo found them SODIUM funny.

AN: Please kill me for the last line of Kuroos, I didn’t really like Kuroo’s since it was a bit self indulgent with my hate for chemistry but what do you guys think?

#haikyu x reader #haikyuu x reader comfort #haikyuu fluff #haikyu scenarios #haikyu headcanons #kenma angst #kenma fluff #kenma x you #kozume kenma #kenma scenario #kenma headcanons #kuroo x reader #kuroo imagine #kuroo scenarios #kuroo fluff #kuroo angst #kuroo tetsuro x reader #signedwithanE😌

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