#here are my 2 pieces of customer service advice: 1) lie to benefit yourself

[categorysixkaiju]

i love lying to strangers. one of my favorite parts of customer service. 

#lobster's adventures #here are my 2 pieces of customer service advice: 1) lie to benefit yourself #2) it's about saying things (true or false) with confidence. customers are stupid and most people respond to authority (real or percieved)