Hi Freya, if you have time, can you please link some shitpost/funny or sweet stories you wrote? I had a very stressful week at work and I'm so tired. I am thinking of taking a day off for my mental health and in the meantime unwind with your stories and a nice cup of tea :)
Hey lovely 🖤🖤
I am sorry you had a stressful week. I hope that the weekend will allow you some time to unwind. Here is some silliness I wrote to help
RPF - Henry Cavill
Snow Figures - Henry x Reader (fluff)
Henry likes to build snow dicks to make you laugh.
Vanilla Milkshake - Henry x OFC (fluff, friends to lovers, sexual innuendo, mild seduction, sex talk, an unwanted boner, Henry being a boomer, Henry having a meltdown. )
Henry and a long time friend hangout at their usual spot when things turn chaotic because of an innocent misunderstanding…
Raspberries - Henry x Reader (Pure fluffy romance, slightly erotic vibes)
Henry is a big fluffy bear who likes to take his time. He wants to get to know you before having sex for the first time.
A creepy Surprise - Henry x Reader (Fluff though suggestive)
Henry forget to take off his Witcher costume while results in some unfortunate panic
Scruffy Kisses - Henry x Reader (Fluffy Fluff)
You come home crying after a terrible week and Henry is trying to cheer you up with a little surprise.
The Baker of Blavikan - Henry x OFC (Fluffy romance)
Waking up in the morning to find Henry gone from bed and some obscure situation happening in the kitchen
Kal watching Henry when he is trying to get it on Henry x Reader (fluff, suggestive)
Can I pet your titties?
Some random memes I made
Captain Syverson
Buns in the Oven - Captain Syverson x reader (Pure fluff)
Sy has hidden clingy tendencies and he is very much afraid to admit it until one night has one drink too many and all his secrets are exposed.
Knockers - Captain Syverson x Reader (Fluffy, Suggestive, slapping man titties)
You found a new way to provoke the Captain
A valid argument - Shaving off the Captain’s beard
August Walker
Something Wicked - August Walker x Reader (Fluff)
August sleeps tightly, and you decide to exploit the situation.
Boomer Walker
Always Sunny in Philidelphia meets August Walker
August joined the CIA for the wrong reasons
Walter Marshall
Santa Baby - Walter x Reaser (Fluff, a tad suggesting) For over a decade, detective Walter Marshall kept a dirty little secret, thinking no one would ever find out about his past. Sadly for him, you are somewhat of a detective yourself.
Walter with a man flu
Multi character headcanons
Henry’s characters as supernatural beings
Henry’s characters daughter dating reaction
Henry’s characters reacting to their girl being tattooed
Henry’s characters accidentally walk into the room while you are changing your clothes :O
What pets do they have?
How do they react to you stabbing your toe on the corner
Characters and their ice cream flavour
Characters and their cars
Ghost hunting crew
When he sees you drinking an energy drink
The men referring to their “junk”
What attire do they sleep in?
Incorrect subtitles gifs
Naughty Clark 1
Naughty Clark 2
Naughty Clark 3
Food dilemma
August on a mission
August being inappropriate
August being inappropriate again
August being August
Lane mocking August
Clark on breeding mode
Sassy Sherlock
Sassy Sherlock 2
Sassy Clark
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What's up, dumblr? Why are gifs so fucking small now? How am I able to thirst over Henry when I can barely see him?
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The Witcher Season 4
I will not apologize for this
Jaskier: *looking out the front door*: What the f**k is that? What the f**k is-? Is that a f***ing Witcher?!
Stray Witcher: *stares*
Jaskier: Hey! Don't f***ing look at me like that! That's a weird looking f***ing Witcher! Yen! Hey, there's a stray Witcher outside! I don't want it starting a fight with Roach!
Jaskier: *talking to Roach, who is hiding on the roof*: Roach, it's okay! pspsps! It's okay Roach, don't worry about it!"
Jaskier: "Yen, there's a weird f***ing stray Witcher outside and it looks-"
Jaskier: *looking closer* "It kinda looks like Geralt the f***ing thing"
Jaskier: *yelling at the Witcher* "Hey, get the f**k outta here!"
Jaskier: "I don't even know if that's a f***ing Witcher!"
Jaskier: "BLINK MOTHERF***ER!"
Stray Witcher: * starts walking toward Jaskier*
Jaskier: *running away* "AAAAAHHHHH, NoNoNoNoNONO!"
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