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kaseyskat · 7 months
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okay since they said that the san diego show is gonna be the only one Not recorded, i'll do my best to summarize the show for y'all!!!
-glenn's dad fact: the glenn close trio instagram (? i think?) is full of pictures of glenn standing next to a picture of the real glenn close
-darryl's dad fact: he and carol go to san diego very frequently because darryl likes the breweries and carol likes surfing! they have not "had sex" there once, but they HAVE made love (statements that made me cringe out loud)
-henry's dad fact: he and mercedes make a fake san diego burrito for themselves and the twins. it sounds awful.
-ron's dad fact: he thinks san diego is a type of eggo waffle
-the prompt that we rolled was called DADDY BABIES. the plotline? the dads (and paeden) went to the dimensional witch tilt toblerona to ask her to give them the strength of their youth back so they could find their kids. instead, tilt turned them into babies.
-the dads still have all of their memories of who they are as people and they can talk to themselves and to paeden (tilt does not understand them though, tilt only hears baby noises) but physically Being a baby affects their mental state just a bit
-ron wanted to stay a baby forever. henry tried to explain the concept of ageplay to him, darryl got confused thinking that ron just wanted to HAVE a baby like with samantha, henry had to explain fetishes
-during the baby section, henry is the most "adult" and ends up having to corral the others. darryl is a close second, but glenn and ron both Suffer Immensely
-while tilt is making. applesauce? the babies scheme on how to escape, involving an elaborate scheme in which henry uses mold earth on playdoh to make fake versions of themselves blue in the face and choking in a plastic bag and ron throwing his voice to sound like a baby crying. beth made the worst fake crying noise ever but then also gave us an INSANE dolphin noise when anthony called her out on it
-(also the dads had to roll object permanence to see if they thought tilt was gone forever when she was out of their line of sight. glenn failed this check very badly. darryl even played peekaboo with him to demonstrate object permanence and it failed. anthony made a horrible horrible joke that glenn's not a bad parent he just has bad object permanence even when it comes to nick)
-somehow this works? they trap tilt toblerona (glenn using illusory mind prison to make tilt think SHES the one choking on a plastic bag, henry casting stone wall on her to build a lego wall around her and effectively cask of amontillado-ing her) and then wander around the house looking for a way out.
-they realize they need tilt's key to escape, but first they watch an episode of bluey! henry is the only one who saved on a roll to Not be sucked into watching bluey and ends up unplugging the TV and going on a tangent about how screentime is bad
-(which is really fucking funny because he very explicitly says "lark and sparrow are well behaved because we set boundaries and have them play outside instead of using screens" and we all know how lark and sparrow are like. not???? not well behaved. henry im so sorry to break this to you but they are not well behaved-)
-anyways they get back to tilt, find and steal her key, and then open the door, promptly getting sucked through dimensions
-(darryl thinks for a second that he's in the rapture and tries to baptize himself in case his baby form isn't baptized. henry tries to help but goes on another tangent and they miss the opportunity)
-when they awaken, they find themselves now as teenagers in a classroom! and they see a GOTH PUNK SEEKER OF DARKNESS (phrases that made the entire crowd erupt in screaming, myself included)
-this time, darryl is the most stable of the dads! glenn coming in second, and then ron and henry were both. very teenager.
-darryl immediately offers to play ball with link. link is interested but ultimately gets shot down by tilt, who explains that they are in interdimensional detention forever
-glenn and taylor immediately bond over how cool they are
-scary asks ron if she can copy his math homework because he seems smart with a tie. ron agrees to let her but is very nervous about it (we later find out this is because he is not very good at math)
-teenage henry is a fucking delight yall. he sits there staring out the window at the trees and writing poetry (with long hair! long hair teenage hen is real!!!) about the trees and enjoying nature
-scary has to roll not to fall in love with him the second she finds out that he writes poetry (she fails)
-normal tries to bond with his grandfather. henry brushes him off entirely. its heartbreaking and also hilariously funny
-normal goes fucking apeshit yall. he gets so fed up of henry ignoring him and the others not talking to him and being trapped in this small room that he takes a crossbow and threatens tilt with it. she calls his bluff and he SHOOTS HER?
-at least, he tries. she catches the bolt and then tells him that if he's serious he needs to actually stab the bolt into her heart himself. he does. he's unhinged.
-tilt tries to explain her entire sob story backstory. darryl interrupts to boo her and call her a loser.
-glenn and taylor throw a desk out of the window to break it open. going out the window Will Kill You.
-ron paints the window like a slip and slide to try and trick tilt into going into it. it doesn't work. however two guards come in and it DOES work on one of the guards
-the other guard eventually gets physically thrown out of the window by taylor, who proudly declares that this will not affect him at all
-henry goes to talk to scary. scary gets excited, but then henry just asks if she thinks that teen darryl would go out with henry because even though he's "not henry's type", something about him is captivating. scary is heartbroken.
-darryl overhears this and rejects henry on the basis of him still dating carol! but offers to set henry up with carol's friends.
-glenn and taylor use awful fireworks to blind tilt, the other guard (that taylor kills), and normal since he was in range.
-scary tries to be bitter and calls henry out for being blind, but henry wasn't hit with the spell and immediately says some fakedeep shit about seeing more than most people do. it is insanely funny i cannot stress how funny teenage henry is
-link is now convinced that public schools were a mistake and he needs to leave Right Now. he rolls a nat 20 on taking the key, but uses it for himself to fucking dip. he just ditches them. he bolts for it. normal even tries to give him a high five and link completely goes NOPE.
-when nobody else has another form of escape, henry takes out his sketchbook? that apparently he always has as a teen? and uses summon creature to draw a boar and bring it to life. the boar smashes through the door and now they are saved!
-it is here that it is revealed this was all a dream but specifically a dream set pre-canon. darryl makes a comment about link being a narc. glenn tells taylor to never change because he's perfect exactly the way he is. scary tells ron that he sucks at math (and ron is very confused about scary's existence he doesn't know who she is).
-HENRY. tells normal to be the best version of himself. AND TO HELP HIM WITH THAT. he draws. TEENY. TO GIVE TO NORMAL AND INSPIRE HIM TO BE HIS BEST SELF. and that is how normal came up with teeny the teen as the mascot of teen high
-it was such a fun show, i'm so glad i got to attend! shame that it isn't being recorded
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Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture
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…they’re the same picture.
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politicaldilfs · 19 days
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Utah Governor DILFs
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Mike Leavitt, Norm Bangerter, Spencer Cox, Jon Huntsman Jr., Gary Herbert, George Dern, Cal Rampton, Charles R. Mabey, Henry H. Blood, George Dewey Clyde, Simon Bamberger, Herbert B. Maw, Scott M. Matheson, J. Bracken Lee
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llumimoon · 1 year
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The Talk (page 15) END
Doodler AU post || start || previous || bonus
And that’s a wrap! :D Thank you guys SO MUCH for reading, genuinely I appreciate it soso much that so many of you liked my lil comic <3 If you’re wondering, Dot’s story isn’t over, in a lot of ways this comic was meant to be just the beginning!
Dialogue under the cut!
Sparrow:You really liked that hot chocolate, huh?
Sparrow: Let’s get you another one, okay?
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keelifallen · 1 year
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Drawing suggestions from instagram
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euphoriashots · 10 months
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Young Cal Jacobs
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jcforsapphics · 10 months
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my friend and I are going to write a ouat fix it and just completely rewrite the show from the very beginning, we already have our ideas but if you have anything you'd like to see there, let us know!
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disney15ish · 1 year
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Manifest & OUAT Coincidence
I find it funny that both shows with Josh Dallas involve a final season where a child actor is recast to be aged up.
Also both shows involved Josh Dallas's character missing his daughter growing up while not aging
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cj-kenobi · 3 months
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Do you guys ever think about what a witch would ride if they couldn't find a broom? Because I do. The answer is a henry hoover
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dirtbagdefender · 1 year
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cookies-over-yonder · 9 months
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first dndads fic lets go
The dads take a rest at another inn after Darryl obtains his anchor, and Grant has a rough night.
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kaseyskat · 7 months
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i wonder how darryl and henry reacted to the blue sky like… they’re both still in san dimas and alive presumably?
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I just watched the gq interview and the whole thing was funny but this part is sending me
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wormonastringtime · 8 months
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posting out of context stuff as a little treat
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llumimoon · 6 months
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speakinf of hero. some old doodles of her featuring the second half of my switched au (where the plots of s1&2 are essentially swapped) simply bc Hero drives me BONKERS in that one. POV ur little brother gets sucked into a cult bc of his mascot obsession but he wont listen to you because he genuinely thinks these people are his (first ever) friends. wdyd.
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writerfae · 4 months
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I want to let you know what miracle you pulled off.
See, aside from very rare exceptions, I usually don't like romance in stories. It takes me out of it, and I just want to move on from it (that's not to say that I think there's anything wrong with it. It's just not for me)
It is really hard to get me to ship something. In my own story (aside from the parents) there is one romantic relationship (Endre and another girl), and it ends in tragedy (and not because one of them dies! SPOILERS You know how I said Ákos didn't fall, he was pushed? Guess who did that)
But YOU managed to get me to ship every single one of your ships!
Don't get me wrong, Henry and Aiden are still my faves, but you should be proud!
On that note! What were Henry and Callan's play dates like?
I just like to think there were times when they just watched Aiden from the distance.
Oh, I feel honored then! I’m really glad you like my boys ^^ especially if you are normally not into romance in stories (which I totally get)
Also you may only have one relationship in your story but man did you make me curious about them with just one sentence.
I’ll be honest with you: I have no idea how I even managed to make people ship my oc ships. I’m really happy they do, but how it happened is a miracle to me xD I always consider myself bad at writing romance
Since Henry and Callan already met regularly as children, their meetings were really mostly simple playing in the woods. Sometimes they did fun things like collecting berries or mushrooms or pick flowers (Callan liked making flower crowns for them)
But they also did a lot of just sitting together/laying around and talk. They’re both the type that loved to dream and to tell stories and since their lives were so different, they liked talking about that too.
Often they’d sit under the old oak or lay in the grass of the clearing and read, especially as they got older.
Henry’s family didn’t have that many books, so Callan always brought some from his father’s library along for them to read. He loves it when Henry reads to him.
Later, when Henry had to care for his family and work as a hunter after his mom died, they could only meet at night. And since he was often tired, sometimes their meeting was just Henry napping with his head in Callan’s lap. They just liked being close.
Callan had always been Henry’s secret, so he never told his family about him even if he sometimes wanted to. He did however introduce Aiden and his parents to Callan by showing them off from afar like in a goddamn zoo
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