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hwathwugu · 3 months
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ace-artworks · 9 months
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I was looking up Cannon memes and saw this MHA Page with blank speech bubbles. I just HAD too!
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connieotaku-art · 6 months
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AGIT Spoilers!!
How I imagine Dan and Vlad's father/son relationship
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lady-wallace · 7 months
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Hello, enjoy a dump of stupid meme redraws for Hellsing (my current random brainrot)
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howi99 · 1 month
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Ruby: The Lockhead SR71 blackbird, an advanced long range reconnaissance aircraft, capable of mach 3 and an altitude of 85000 feet.
Yang: You sure do seem to know a lot about it.
Ruby: Do you even read my Christmas list!?
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howlingday · 3 months
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Cinder: (bursts into the kitchen, destroying Ruby's snack in the process)
Ruby: ... that was a twenty dollar... gourmet chocolate chip cookie. (inhales deeply then smiles) So, how can I help you?
Cinder: You must be the great Ruby Rose!
Ruby: 'Suuuuup?
Cinder: I've heard a lot about you.
Ruby: Oh, really?
Cinder: The Hooded Huntress! The Silver Eyed warrior of legend! Who redefines legend itself!
Ruby: Oh, you dirty bitch, work it!
Cinder: Ex... cuse you?
Ruby: Oh, I'm sorry. I like to dirty talk when someone's kissing my ass.
Cinder: Perhaps I should just cut straight to my point. My name is Cinder Fall-!
Ruby: And I'm Little Red Riding Hood! Which way is it to grandma's house?
Cinder: I'm trying to be serious with you!
Ruby: And so am I! And I'm failing. And I'm sorry about that. It's just that I'm so agitated. Because this arrogant little shit just strolled into my kitchen. Destroyed my twenty dollar gourmet cookie! And is now trying to impress me as if I'm her alcoholic mother!
Cinder: (aims sword at Ruby, only to have Crescent Rose aimed at her face)
Ruby: (smiles) Be a dear and grab mommy another bottle of wine, would you?
Alright, I'm going straight off memory here...
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Cinder: (Dodging gunfire, Lights Ruby aflame) You can't do anything to hurt me! My speed! My stamina! My strength towers, nay, DWARFS yours! Compared to you, I am a Maiden!
Ruby: (Stops) Really?
Cinder: Really.
Ruby: Really?!
Cinder: Really!
Ruby: REALLY?!
Cinder: REALLY!
Ruby: (Holds out hands) Release restraint level one.
Cinder: Level what-? (Suddenly stabbed) AGH! (Looks down to see silver swords)
Cinder: (Crawling) The stairs! I just gotta get to the stairs and- (Sees endless flights) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw fuuuuuuuuck!
Ruby: (Eyes glowing) WHAT'S WRONG, MAIDEN?! YOU WERE TALKING ALL THAT GOOD SHIT EARLIER! THEN I TURNED YOU FUCKING INSIDE-OUT!
Cinder: (About to cry) I- You- WHAT THE FUCK?!
Ruby: COME ON, MAIDEN! USE YOUR MAGIC! SUMMON YOUR GRIMM! HIT ME! STRIKE ME!
Ruby: (Arms wide) GIVE ME A HUG!
Cinder: R-Really?
Ruby: ...
Cinder: (Angels descend on her) NONONONO- AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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Ruby: (Over screaming, Via PA) THIS IS MY COOKING CHANNEL, AND I'VE GOT A SPECIAL TREAT FOR ALL OF YOU~! TONIGHT, I'M BAKING A LITTLE MAIDEN BITCH-BABY WITH ALL THE TOPPINGS~!. (Maniacal laughter)
Investor: I'm sorry, but who is this?
Weiss: Oh, that's just Ruby. You know, the girl we were just talking about? This is what she has to do to keep herself entertained when she's not being a huntress. Now, what was that about redlighting RWBY?
Investor: Redlighting?! Who said anything about redlighting?!
Investor: Shut up and make Volume 10!
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I literally did watch all of the official Hellsing Ultimate anime but the only version I can clearly remember now is the abridged version lmao, I don't think that's a bad thing.
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ap-kinda-lit · 7 months
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Capsule Corp Board of Directors, watching Vegeta on television: Uhm...forgive me, Miss Briefs, but who is that...?
Bulma: Oh, him? That's just my lovely husband we were talking about earlier. This is what happens when he doesn't have anything to entertain himself with.
Board of Directors: ...
Bulma: So what were you saying about the budget?
Director #1: Budget? What budget?
Director #2: Shut up and take our money!
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thrill-zilla-0v0 · 15 days
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Hello Hellsing fandom
Here's a knight seras fo you time
Alright bye~
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cocolacola · 2 years
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please watch Hellsing Abridged with captions
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sagetsukimura · 1 month
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You know what never fails to cheer me up? Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. If I didn't work with kids, I'd spend absurd amounts of money on a 'Get that bitch a Canon' tshirts
Just, fucking A+ parody series. The voice acting, the sitting, the jokes, the music. The original was good, but the Abridged was a fucking masterpiece
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hwathwugu · 2 months
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The Bird of Hermes!
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jackie-sugarskull · 26 days
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Bill Motz and Bob Roth, I mean this with nothing but affection, but whEN I CATCH YOU—!
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connieotaku-art · 6 months
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AGIT SPOILERS
Continuation of this
Vlad talking to Dan again over the phone
Vlad: Sooo.. you went for another walk...
Dan: Yep.
Vlad: You broke into Walker's prison...
Dan: Yep.
Vlad: And you shot him thirty-six times.
Dan: Thirty *seven*
Vlad: And you proceeded to steal his hat.
Dan: To be fair, that was Dani... You know, the clone you made, abandoned, tried to kill and now you're taking care of her like nothing happened.
Vlad: .....
Vlad: You need to stop going on walks.
Dan: And you need to hurry up to install some goddamn wi-fi here!
Vlad: "language" *sigh*. Listen, we detected some Ghost Activity in Ireland...
Dan: Oohh... I've never seen a Leprechaun before. Do You think If I blast one Lucky charms will explode everywhere?
Vlad: Sweety sugar cookies! Just get to Ireland, capture the ghost... And bring your sister Dani with you.
Dan: Ahhhhh, come one. I have to bring her everywhere?
Vlad: Ah ah ah, none of the sass.
Dan: (mockingly) Yes Daaaaaaad
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mynameispluto · 1 year
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Alucard "So, how can i help you!?"
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howi99 · 1 month
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Ozpin: *minding his own business, watching tv*
Cinder: *dramatically enter by destroying the wall and the tv*
Ozpin: That was a 70" plasma screen tv... *Sigh* How can i help you?
Cinder: You must be the great Ozpin
Ozpin: Suuuup
Cinder: i heard quite a bit about you.
Ozpin: oh really?
Cinder: The green wizard, whose power can shift the tide of history. Beyond humans, a mage whose power radiates with light so bright it can erase all shadow-
Ozpin: Oh you dirty bitch, work the shaft~
Cinder: ex...cuse you?
Ozpin: Oh i'm sorry i *laugh* i like to dirty talk when someone is sucking. My. Dick.
Cinder: perhaps i should just skip to my point. My name is Cinder Fall-
Ozpin: And my name is Raven Branwen, guess where i am!
Cinder: i'm trying to have a serious discussion with you here.
Ozpin: Oh so am i and i'm failing and i'm sorry for that. It's just that i'm so agitated, because this black haired little shit strolled into my room, destroyed my 70" plasma tv and is trying to impress me like her abusive mother-in-law.
Cinder: *goes for the attack but is blocked by ozpin magic*
Ozpin: Be a good girl and keep scrubbing the floors would you?
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