#hello sorry i thought this was funny

[avephelis]

they get matching t-shirts

#toh #the owl house #for the future #raine whispers #hunter #hunter toh #avepharts #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #SORRY. I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. BYE. #why does belos keep giving people mullets like. hello.

[so-very-small]

sometimes emotions hit u and its like. oh damn i really am the tiniest person in the world. im like two inches tall emotionally rn

#something something not processing a bad situation til ur out of it or something #like im in a better place! im doing better! #but sometimes i realize just how bad it actually was and its like. man. hello. i rlly lived thru that?? what #anyways sorry for the lack of funny posts lately. ya bois been Sad™️ #i thought abt going on hiatus but ill probably b normal in a few days so its not even that big of a deal #ur regularly scheduled shitposts will return soon

[theriverbeyond]

judith's bits at the end of the paperbacks are so funny because in the first one it's like oh okay cohort files profiling the house heirs, she seems the most objective one out here & this is a fun bonus feature :) but then you read As Yet Unsent and then reread the cohort files and it's like OHH. ok. this bitch is deluded.

#judith deuteros #(affectionate) #trb.txt #tlt thoughts #sorry hi hello its me you get 3874 rapid fire posts at once and then silence. i will not change. #the cohort files are SO funny on reread tho #i love all of tamsyn's narrrators i love picking them apart and rereading

[rotisseries]

the dabihawks bachelorette au is the only true mha canon to me and I mean this completely seriously in that I literally thought a major plot point from that fic was fully canon to the extent that I used said plot point as the rationalization in my brain for a certain plot point in a DIFFERENT fic

#this should be embarrassing but it's actually just too fucking funny to me. hello #even when I dropped mha I was keeping up with that fic. by any other name supremacy #BUT LITERALLY AT 4 IN THE MORNING LAST NIGHT I WAS READING A FIC LIKE “oh why this?? oh yeah that's probably why” #AND THEN HELLA HAD TO TELL ME I WAS REMEMBERING SHIT FROM THE BACHELORETTE AU #I guess this is how I let you all know I'm low level back into mha. sorry to disappoint 😔 #actually no I'm not. I'm not planning on picking up the manga again. I'm literally just reading fic and talking to hella about it #I'm not even caught up on the anime. I might do that though just cause I know they animated dabi's dance. which was a massive slay #oh and lady nagant. I'm a lesbian #but anyway. sorry this was ridiculous of me like that's on a whole other level from the usual “thought this minor headcanon was factual”

[lazaruspiss]

yeah its kinda depressing that every fandom seems to have some anti shipper niche but its also so fuckin funny sometimes. like im just remembering that rick and morty exists and holy shit was that a show that contained Sensitive Subjects portrayed only for crass amusement and self gratification. and even that show has anti shippers. (adding a cut for those who dont wanna listen to my sleep deprived rambled retellings of my rick & morty memories)

hey do yall know what the pilot was about. bc the og r&m pilot was a back to the future parody where morty has to suck off rick in order for him to have big brain power. like the og r&m has uncensored underage incest blowjobs. also the actual final show has an episode where a character proposes a "multi generational sandwich" 3way. yeah yeah but portraying incest is problematic. do u hear urself. incest doesnt even make the top 10 as far as ricks crimes against humanity go. how do yall live like that

#OH AND SOUTH PARK ANTI SHIPPERS. LIKE HELLO? #what do u expect in fandoms for shows like that. offensive content in the offensive show fandom. fork spotted in the kitchen cmon now #dangan//ronpa is also a very funny fandom choice for antis #theres like a whole subcategory thats specifically against shipping characters who canonically killed the other #like hello. you collect teenagers underwear as part of the relationship mechanics #the game is all about kids being forced to kill each other #SORRY ITS LIKE 1AM FOR ME. my brain in silly mode rn #hifumi haters are so funny (derogatory) bc hes literally tsumugi but nicer and dumber. but they like her and not him bc shes hot anime girl #SORRY I THOUGHT I WAS OUT OF MY DR PHASE. BUT THAT SERIES SHAPED ME AS A TEEN </3 #once a makoto kinnie always a makoto kinnie smh #Hghhhh hifumi is so cute and underappreciated #i gotta find the spin off comic where makoto dresses as a maid to help hifumi sell his comics bc it was cute as hell #hifumi getting fandom stereotyped as a perv is so dumb. hes literally only into anime and also maybe makoto. #hes not a perv hes just a DWEEB get it right smh #everyone was always so mean 2 him and i was like. ok. #and then i actually read his stories and yeah hifumi haters lvl 0 reading comprehension #TOO MANY TAGS. im shutting up now. #sitting my tired ass down and trying to be normal #ramble tag

[villainsidestep]

'stop updating us on ur random thoughts every night' no

#gideon shut the hell up challenge #sorry for 24/7 thinking abt fawn !!! (<- lying) anyway. #first thought is v3 post-robbery bringing cyrus to the hq to go see the rangers/chen and ric noticing fawn sporting some new injuries #(we default to a cut lip bc he is Touchy and I think that would explode their brain but any injury will do) #and he comments on how they didn't have those before and they're like oh haha uh yeah it. happens. u know how it is. #and also we like to think that he calls them bambi. smth that he has literally done since hero days. and they're immediately like 😳 #bc their brothers are RIGHT THERE.... one of whom u DATED ricardo !!! (they do not Say this tho they just think it v intensely) #and c/r are ofc sharing a link w them and are suddenly like um okay well. it Wasn't weird until u fucking reacted like that ??? #....... honestly what if they don't even reintroduce cyrus properly what if he just meets up w them at ranger hq and is suddenly There. #chen walking into the break room seeing r/f: god dammit. chen walking in and seeing that now there's also cyrus: God Dammit. #I just think. if they're siblings. they're Absolutely giving each other hell each time a crush gets realized considering their dating pool #they could be across the city from each other but the second u develop even a Partial crush the other two are Immediately Aware #and like okay yeah sure fawnric is funny bc ur brother's ex ?? Really ??? but hello ????? river/chen ???? CYRUS/DANNY ??????

[xythlia]

this happened a few years ago but a guy at chipotle harassed me outside as I was walking in & it made me SO blindingly angry I paid for a drink but filled the cup with water & hot sauce then as I walked out he kept up the stupid shit so I flung hot sauce water on this guy's face, got in my car with my lil bag while he was rubbing his eyes screaming about calling the cops on me bc I was an insane bitch all I could think about was that he was lucky I didn't buy a glass bottle coke and hurl that at his fucking head from my car window

#anyways ive always been insane #my first resort is violence idc #i saw a post tho that reminded me of this & it's something i always giggle about when i think of it #that specific chipotle is also where my friend got called the f slur by a worker & ended up getting free chipotle for the next month #it wasn't even in an aggressive way the girl was just like whats up f*ggot & he was like ?? hello?? #but the manager came over & ofc did the whole we're SO sorry thing & gave him a bunch of gift cards #it was just really confusing & a lil funny i was on line behind him when that happened #idk of she thought he was someone else & that just came out but like girl

[hexplaything]

good girls listen !!

#SORRY FOR ALL THE INTOX (???) TODAY I SAW THIS FORMAT ON THE DASH AND THOUGHT OF THIS #IDK I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY #good girl speaks #how do i reach the target audience #pspspspspsps trans girls with intox kinks hello. here is a meme im offering. can i please be ur friend

[denialcity]

💌🍆 (eggplant for nsfw if you so desire)

Hashi's meat is so huge that he's stupid when he fucks like it's a legit blood logistics problem for his body, head empty bc dick full

citing sources: documentary "my massive c•ck" where one guy said "yeah i get lightheaded when fully engorged"

#hello spicy food #thank you for playing! #im so sorry but this is so funny to me #where is my fucking readmore on mobile #should i censor this so tumblr dpesnt flag this blog #ill readmore it when i get back to desktop #evicting rent free thoughts

[mazojo]

Guys I finished the supernatural aliens not aliens demogorgons dnd something something show !

#so many thots so many head empty i am quite literally dealing !!! #as you can see characters are ranked in a scale of whether they are Will Byers or not and as most of the cast is not will Byers they can't #be as cool important relevant funny and interesting as S tier rip #ALL JOKES ASIDE I AM CRYING SCREAMING AND THROWING UP ALL AT ONCE S4 FINALE HELLO??? #(also no one get offended okay this is me being funny dont take me seriously) #but yes objectively Joyce is the best character in the show but Will makes me emo because he needs a hug and therapy and aha pls someone #help him and by someone I mean Mike Wheeler helLO STOP BEING DUMB REACT DO SOMETHING #every time mike says does or literally appears on my screen is constant go girl give us nothing it irks my blood #I still love them all but goD did they decide to make Mike annoying ! #plot wise s1 is the best imo but emotionally devastating wise s4 because none of them made me cry except the last one in the lumax scene #loved s3 aesthetic tho and s2 Noah's acting is amazing #ship wise only canon ships I care about is Joyce and hopper & Lucas and max #(hopefully robin next season please ??? girlfriend???) #non canon obviously Will x mike soulmates and it hurts haha but also love me my max x el and steddie was also nice #I thought I would care about Eddie more and while I dont hate him or anything he was just kinda there and I wish he had more moments to shin #because that final scene with dustin was devastating #anyways sorry I needed to rant I have feelings #stranger things

[tiredeyes1975]

i havent rewatched evangelion 3.0+1.0 since it was released, but from what i recall, it has a few similarities with head…. or maybe it doesnt and ill do anything to connect my interests

in 3.0+1.0, shinji and gendo fight each other in nearly identical eva unit 01s. during their battle, they end up in different locations from the series/rebuilds, except it’s very obvious that these are sets (shinji’s unit 01 crashes through a plywood set wall of “misato’s room”, shinji’s unit 01 toppling buildings and landing on the backdrop)

when i watched head, all the fourth wall breaks made me think of evangelion… which sounds like a cringe statement i know.. but like when micky tore the backdrop paper or when the crew and camera could be seen, 3.0+1.0 was the first thing i thought of

i dont remember if there was anything else plot-wise that was similar (actually lets be real. what plot) but in a meta way, they’re driven by the creators’ desire to put their creation to rest. in 3.0+1.0, all the evangelions are finally gone from the universe of the film, but nge as a whole is completely over irl, and there will be no more movies or series or anything. at least i hope. and in head, the monkees literally all jump off the bridge; the film also acts as a subversion to the image of the monkees that was created for and by the series

OH i almost forgot. time loops duh. in 3.0+1.0 the loop ends but in head i guess it keeps going

#none of this is substantial btw i just wanted to put down my thoughts because i love both of these things #also kind of teared up looking for the 3.0+1.0 photos. maybe i SHOULD rewatch evangelion plus the rebuilds…. what if i rewatched the series #in the original english dub this time… seems fun #ALSO italicized titles because 1) its proper I GUESS and 2) i didnt want to confuse myself #also ALSO its almost 1 am i should sleep #head #<- tagging 4 myself to keep #hello everyone wait what if the monkees (tv) but an evangelion au im sorry ill go to sleep #no i wont. mike asuka peter rei davy shinji micky kaworu. my only reasoning is that im sleepy and i think its funny

[bmpmp3]

so i’ve always been of the opinion that the whole twist ending of Drawn to Life The Next Chapter is wack as HELL but i will say it is a bit of a power move to do an “it was all a dream” ending where the person dreaming isn’t even the perspective character. just some guy

#nowadays i see people praise that ending and im sorry. i think it was really narratively unsatisfying #i thought it was dumb as 10 year old and i think it still kinda dumb nearly 15 years later HKJDSFJRKF #i want to be kind and i dont mean to sound a little elitist but i wonder if people are blinded by a nostalgic thing having a dark twist #and thinking its well written because of that rip. like im sure its fine but i do think it kinda sucks ass LOL #but it is a little funny to have ur game be the dream of some random kid. and like the random kid is just like #a random kid even in his own dream. hello #imagine u played all of mario 2 but instead of it being mario's dream it was like. some 3rd grader named jeff #you dont even play as jeff or anything. he just shows up as like a toad for a little bit #real life is a banger tho #edit: actually the more i think about it. how depressed where these game designers when making both games honestly #like i dont mean this in a ouuuuhhhh its so dark ouuuuuhhhhhhh i mean like #a lot about these games now that i remember as an adult feels oddly like. bitter? #maybe its just the messaging in both games seems to be so at odds with the arts and crafts aspects of the gameplay #what does that video essayist call it. ludonarrative dissonance? yeah #but like where those game writers like. okay? the plotlines feel mildly like the product of some crazy game dev burnout

[smile-files]

I'm glad you don't care for silverbrush

????

#melonposting #ask #anon #i'm sorry when have i every expressed any opinion about silverbrush?? hello??? /silly #i'm sorry hhghhghhghh i just find this ask incredibly funny #for the record i have no opinion of silverbrush. i have not thought about it at all

[cinnabeat]

i am perpetually haunted by my brother very briefly commenting that he thinks id really like that law guy from one piece and then never elaborating again like PERPETUALLY HAUNTED abt it bc i see that man on my dash every fucking day and im reminded that my brother is probably right and i hate it immensely

#ive said this so many times #im sorry #but it really does haunt me #less bc my brother is right and more bc i want to know how he came to that conclusion #what abt me says id like that character #why did he say that #he no longer remembers #it fucking haunts me #it haunts me bc im regularly reminded #but you know what else haunts me? #that sub i had in eighth grade history who told me i had an accent (??) and it sounded brazilian (??????????) #was not aware i had an accent #my speech patterns and potential accent also haunts me regularly and full disclosure i blame the sub #she started that and ever since then ive had people comment on it #my friend told me my spanish sounded like cursive. she did not know what that meant but everyone agreed and so did my brother #i always thought my spanish sounded staccato-y but sure it sounds like cursive #i talked to someone in spanish and they clocked me like *squinting* where are you from and going ah of course when i tell them my parents ar #are from chile. theyre like you sound it :) like hello. no one ever tells me that. my parents make fun like you sound mexican :) which is ho #horrifying im sorry and my relatives make fun bc my spanish apprently isnt that good when THEYRE the ones who speak like thre english words #this became abt accents sorry but it truly haunts me. after the sub thing i turned to my friend like do i have an accent???? and she was lik #like im not sure?? like thank you so hepful that also haunts me #anyways. if someone comments on my speech patterns or a possible accent it gives me an identity crisis and then i remember it forever #i will never ever forget spanish for spanish speakers 1-2 in middle school and getting made fun of bc i didnt know what a chancla was. i was #i was feeing ashamed for not being a true mexican when im not in fact mexican. like hello. AND THEN. people get upset when IM the one upset #bc someone makes a chile/chili joke like fuck OFF its really not rhat funny bitch #will also never forget the cultural fair in middle school and one class had chile as a booth and they lovingly decorated it with chilean fla #flags with an obnoxiously large flaming pepper in the middle and spicy made feom mexico candy to sell #like sure whatever fine like that makes ANY sense fuck you #ANYWAYS. #michi tag

[astrxealis]

he is very pretty :3 <3

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #⋯ ꒰ა bg3 ໒꒱ *·˚ #hashtag apollo shows his tav named apollo for the first time LMFAO HELLO <3 #i'm looking thru my screenshots and doing random stuff so that's why there's no background here :P #i'm still in early access bcs i use a mac (but my twin & dad have pcs...! but either the game doesn't work for some reason or Busy) #anyway so he's a bard actually but i undressed wyll just so i could see this on my tav ^_^ bcs i looove the color red #i think it's funny that the 'leave' is highlighted here lol ... sorry astarion ily tho #RAGHH FULL RELEASE SUPER SOON <3 excited. and really scared! in a good way!!

[despairforme]

“Ever been told you are funny looking?” [ hi B) ]

❝ Yeah, I've heard that one before. ❞ At this point, he really had heard every insult under the sun. Being called ' funny looking ' did not make the cut for what he was going to get offended by. He didn't really give a shit what people thought about his appearance ( as long as they didn't think he looked weak ). He really COULD NOT IMAGINE a person who was less funny than himself. He was so goddamn gloomy, and he never made anyone laugh. He didn't even know any jokes. In this instance, he'd guess the word ' funny ' meant ' strange '. What exactly was so strange about his appearance. He looked pretty HUMAN didn't he? ❝ 'N what's so FUNNY 'bout how I look? ❞

#xmpereur #[ HELLO 8) ] #[ sorry this is so late! ] #[ i thought this subtle insult was kinda funny xD ] #[ nnoitra is like: i ain't even gonna bother gettin pissed off ] #[ LOL ] #[ thank you for sending! :D ] #despair for me. ╱ in character. #talking shit. ╱ answers. #the praying mantis. ╱ canon verse.