Me: *trying to write anything other than fantasy or sci-fi*
My brain: Okay, now hear me out, just, just what if we added a little bit of fantasy or sci-fi? Huh? Huh? What if?
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he was so me fr
Morty canonically loved to write so I like to think he probably started off somewhere like in RP chats and wattpad or smn like a normal 14 yr old kid, eventually moving to ao3 (like i did LMAO AM I PROJECTING). His writing would have some errors, a little unpolished but its got heart
Rick probably stumbled upon his acc when Morty left his laptop open and idk, we all know Rick loves to snoop hes a rascal w no boundaries lol
Probably would be judgy abt it at first and laugh at the clumsy writing, something he'd pull up for a little light hate-reading. But despite the clumsiness Mortys writing's got legs. It would be funny if Rick actually looks forward to the next chapter. Like 4am hes crying over the latest update when it was revealed that Brick lost his family before meeting Max. And the story is riddled with spelling mistakes and excessive exclamation marks so the dissonance is real hahdhjakaj.
He makes a code that can give multiple kudos from one account.
Idk I just want an inverse of the crewcoo's morty heist episode where Rick actually supports Morty's hobbies :((
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sometimes you and the homies need to have little heists together. you should also kiss about it. maybe even plot about overthrowing gods along the way, just cuz yk you're already there
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like. there's so many individual scenes that are just such perfect reenactments from the books with the actors giving brilliant performances. but zoom out and those scenes are just so ill-conceived and unearned I'm going to be sick
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Not me about to cry while writing soft filth again.
And it’s for this motherfucker, the one in the blue shirt. The one who should be pinning me against the wall.
I’ve gone too far
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'time heist' starts with stuff like "oh yeah the bank of karabraxos, most secure bank ever, zero successful robberies ever" and then the episode continues and the bank has like 5 cameras in total and a lot of conveniently big vents. 0 sensors, 0 nothing, just a mind soup alien
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My ideal season 3 of OFMD has the crew helping Zheng with each episode being a different genre. I wanna see them have a heist episode and a Agatha Christie detective episode and a low budget Mad Max style boat chase, meanwhile the B plot of every episode is Ed and Stede trying to run their inn
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What if iswm is the reason wkm, adwm, and ahwm happened? Like what if it’s all because of the paradox or something? And y/n and mark at their cores being the captain and the engineer?? He IS always waiting on your decision for every choice, leaving the situation almost entirely in your hands, no matter what the dynamic may be. even in wkm when the district attorney makes no choices, their presence still feels weighted, you know? And Engineer mark not being actor mark, but actor mark being engineer mark would also make sense in that context because while eng!mark is not a derivative of the actor, the actor is a derivative of the engineer. Iswm is the trunk and all of the universes are the branch offs
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wip wednesday
Haiji unfolds it once, twice, and is met with Kakeru’s cramped, familiar handwriting:
Can you get me a gun? it reads, the words sprawling unevenly in a downward arc. You know where and when to find me. It’s written in blue ink, the kind that comes out of a cheap ballpoint. At the bottom of the page, there’s a mark like Kakeru had started to write Please but didn’t [finish].
Haiji flips the page over. The other side is completely blank. No date, no address, no signature.
He reads the note again — You know where and when to find me — memorizes it, and reaches for one of Nico’s lighters laying [abandoned] on the workbench.
The note goes up fast, a flare of light and the sharp smell of smoke.
i am gently DYING (derogatory) over the third draft of mini heist!au ... i wish i were a guy who was built to write a scene a day but i simply am NOT, unfortunately enough. really i'm just deeply inexperienced at writing fic that involves violence. i think i'm only a scene or two from the end, though! i worked through the list of events that need to happen in the scene on a walk earlier today and i'm feeling ... decent ... about it.
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My flatmates have bailed on me so I am going to a dance without a partner, thoughts and prayers as I awkwardly attempt to find someone to dance with.
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