#heinz the ocelot

[rootingfortheenemy]

somethings not right here.....can't put my finger on it tho.

#pnf #kev draws #heinz doofenshmirtz #heinz the ocelot #perry the platypus #perry the human

[askhumanperrytheplatypus]

Yes he is.

i dont know about other dimensions, but teal hair is sure very popular here.

#perry the platypus #Heinz Doofenshmirtz #heinz the ocelot #perry the human #karen the cat #maggie the macaw #ask human perry #ask blog #dr doofenshmirtz #sorry for any mistake #english is not my first lenguage

[wait-for-it-next]

#heinz doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #phineas and ferb #pnf #pnf doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz #doctor doofenshmirtz #doof 101 #doofenshmirtz #heinz the ocelot #Heinz has three jobs now #Secret agent / Professor / Scientist at the O.W.C.A. #professor Doof #perryshmirtz #perry #o.w.c.a. files #Don't touch the platypus #He's sleep deprived #The sunglasses make the platypus look cool #and hide the fact that he hasn't gotten enough sleep

[princesspuresarahk]

Heinz as a child in his troubled times and his time of happiness as a ocelot .

#Heinz Doofenshmirtz #heinz the ocelot #Phineas and Ferb AU #doofenschmirtz

[blueprxde]

the little mermaid merman

inspired by this

#phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #pnf doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #pnf perry #agent p #pnf #my art #this was VERY exhausting for me #Heinz's tail is based on a Pterygoplichthys #it is a species of spotted catfish #their spots are usually associated with jaguars #but not here #are ocelot spots

[all-about-perryshmirtz]

☆⋆✨𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓬𝓮✨⋆☆

ASDFGHJKL I wanted to draw a Perryshmirtz kiss SO bad !!

#perryshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #ocelot heinz #perry the platypus #phineas and ferb #pnf

[fishing-for-rivers]

Matching bracelets

#river posting #pnf #dr doofenshmirtz #perry the playtpus #my art #phineas and ferb #perryshmirtz #I often forget to put signatures in my art oof #also it might be hard to tell but Heinz's bracelet is supposed to be an ocelot

[ferbracket]

Doofenshmirtz Family Bracket

Henrietta Hawkenschpit. ''To Heinz Doofenshmirtz, You are my only nephew, except for Roger and I hated him.''

Ocelot Family. ''So one day the carnival came to town and I needed money because of, well, another backstory that, basically my parents disowned me, I was being raised by ocelots.''

#kind of funny that a character who doesn't actually appear in the show #(hence me representing her with her castle) #made it this far in the tournament #pnf #phineas and ferb #doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #polls #polls on tumblr #tournament polls #Doofenbracket #Doofenbracket Semifinals #Druselsteinoween #Various flashbacks #Henrietta Hawkenschpit #Ocelot Family #0x2v0x5

[wherevenusholdssomeofficespace]

Both Roger and Heinz have pet cats.

Their father had a dog named Only Son.

#pnf #phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #roger doofenshmirtz #also Heinz is legally an ocelot (a cat). #and in Ferb TV Roger stars in Katt Karr #hmmmm

[somestorythoughts]

Evil Perry anyone?

Kinda surprised by the shortage of role swaps with Perry and Doofenshmirtz (though it is entirely possible I’m just looking in the wrong place) and I was going to wait till I could watch most of the show but I’m having trouble getting a hold of it so fuck it, here are my rambles about an evil Perry the Platypus and an Agent Heinz Doofenshmirtz, human au.

Heinz has more or less the same family dynamic with Charlene and Vanessa, who knows he’s an agent because she stumbled on his lair and Heinz simply didn’t tell O.W.C.A. Besides, it makes it a lot easier to slip away when she’s there. This doesn’t happen a lot because technically, he isn’t a full field agent. He’s in the tech division, where he absolutely excels (he does still invent wacky stuff, mostly to see if he can, but usually on his own time). However, he does still have most of the training to be a field agent. He got shifted to tech because one, he’s a competent agent but a great mechanic, and two, the guy can’t go into the field without something crazy happening. He usually accomplishes the mission but not without something weird going down and at some point the hire-ups just got really fucking frustrated with every report involving at least one WTF moment. The general wackiness of Heinz’s plans and inventions in the show manifests here as well, general wackiness, and it’s really confusing for everyone involved.

Perry is an uncle/distant cousin of the Flynn-Fletchers. He lives maybe a couple blocks away, I’m leaning towards smaller 2-story place cause then he can have like, family visits in the downstairs (usually he goes to them though) and evil schemes in the upstairs. He is still really close to the family, visits almost every day for dinner or something, but none of them know he’s evil and at the beginning O.W.C.A doesn’t even know they exist. Evil is dangerous and he doesn’t want to involve them in it. He’s much more of a schemer than Heinz, and less of an inventor. He’s really good at building and repurposing things so there still tend to be machines in his plans, but isn’t as good at starting from scratch. His schemes tend to be less petty vengeance (though he definitely is not above that) and more making money/taking over the city. He’s dangerous because he’s a planner and O.W.C.A has been thwarting him so far but with great difficulty and without a permanent nemesis.

The Flynn-Fletchers are pretty much unchanged. Candance doesn’t know about Perry’s evil because I considered it but figured that repeatedly failing the bust her creative brothers and evil uncle (their friend group all knows at least some sign language because he’s around often enough) would drive her fully insane. Perry doesn’t know everything the boys invent but he’s seen enough to believe them. He doesn’t help Candance with the busting much because its her mission and without her mom actually seeing it, he doesn’t think she’ll believe him anyway.

Heinz at first isn’t even assigned to be Perry’s nemesis he gets sent over to do a little surveillance because the agent currently assigned to him is in the hospital. He gets caught because there are literally traps all over the lair part of Perry’s place, there’s a fight, and in the process Heinz not only breaks the current machine but also throws a huge wrench in Perry’s current plan (don’t ask me how this is a ramble remember?).

Cue everyone collectively thinking WTF????? including Perry who’s so surprised he doesn’t even try to stop Heinz from leaving. So the next time he starts being trouble, O.W.C.A sends Heinz. After a couple successes, and no one is entirely sure how Heinz keeps pulling this off, they decide to make him a full time nemesis. So he’s like, half nemesis half tech guy.

Part of why Heinz works so well as a nemesis for Perry is that Perry’s a planner and pretty good at strategizing but Heinz is just so fucking random that he’s hard to plan for and keeps throwing Perry off. For a while he tries to compensate with more traps but unfortunately the two of them are equally good at making and escaping traps. They do eventually start to kinda get along (not that they’d ever admit it). Perry likes having someone else fluent in ASL around, Heinz is impressed by his ability to repurpose stuff, both of them think the other is funny/good-looking...

“Where’s Perry?” Still happens a lot because (fights go long or he gets caught up in plotting/building) the guy is always late. Always. The family’s started telling him things start half an hour earlier than they do. It sometimes works. “A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!” doesn’t really happen. Its funny but I also don’t think O.W.C.A would let him into the field if he had that much trouble recognizing villains. I am however highly amused by the idea of them running into each other at the pool or an ice cream place or something with their respective kids and the context/outfits are just so different from their usual run-ins that they both spend several minutes thinking “don’t I know you?” before going “oh FUCK!” Their next meeting starts with Perry threatening the reign hell on Heinz if he ever touches his family and Heinz threatening the same. It’d never be a problem, both have Rules about going after uninvolved family, but it’s definitely a turning point.

#evil perry the platypus #agent heinz doofenshmirtz #roleswap au #ramblings #the nemeses of our childhoods #phineas and ferb #human perry the platypus #heinz is agent ocelot #perryshmirtz

[doofsimp]

^u^

#pnf #phineas and ferb #phineas and ferb fanart #doof #Heinz Doofenshmirtz #Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz #Doofenshmirtz #heinzdoofenshmirtz #doctor doofenshmirtz #doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #dr heinzdoofenshmirtz #ocelot #doofsimpART

[finalvortex]

dr heinz doofenshmirtz one of the characters of all time. he's a mad scientist. he got his degree on the internet but everything he invents works. he puts on big musical numbers and his backup dancers are canonically unionized. he's a dorky dad. he has trauma. he changed his name to professor time for branding purposes. he's an immigrant. he's an ocelot. he's even divorced

#phineas and ferb #milo murphy's law

[dear-ao3]

absolutely, completely and in all other ways OUTRAGED that @wearewatcher did not include dr. heinz doofenshmirtz on their list of disney dilfs.

is he technically from disney channel? yeah. does that matter? no. is he better than pongo and maurice and king triton? absolutely.

and i will tell you why.

as we all know, doofenshmirtz had a horrible upbringing:

-his own parents didnt show up for his birth -he had to throw his own surprise party -big black boots boris the bully kicked sand in his face -a kid outshined him at a science fair with a baking soda volcano -his mom wouldnt let him swim in pools -his dad won a dog and said it was the son he never had and named it only son -had to wear dresses to school -he smelled like pork ?? idk this one doesnt get explained -his brother was better at kickball than him -his brother got the teddy bear he got out of a claw machine and it ruined the family dynamic -he couldn't make pretzels -he failed as a magician -his first date was ruined -he lost a girl to a dude with big hands -has no coordination -accidentally ended up in america? -lived with a family of ocelots ??? -he had to be a garden gnome -was always thwarted and outshined by his brother roger

yea you get the idea

but does he pass any of this down to his daughter, vanessa??

no! he does not!

-he actually takes his daughters advice -he is a fantastic single dad and makes a good life for her (and supports her being goth. very important.) -he is civil with his ex wife also (which helps vanessas childhood) -he brings vanessa to work and tries to bring her into the family business -he wants his inators to be fun for her as a learning experience -he always gives her extravagant birthday parties !!! esp her sweet 16!!! -he does not direct his negative feelings towards his daughter ever, its always towards perry -he spends 10 years looking for a discontinued mary mcguffin doll!!! for her!!

and so on

instead of being horribly to his daughter he rather brilliantly uses his arch nemesis (perry the platypus) as a free therapist (rather ingenious in this economy) and channels his childhood trauma into creating his inators in order to take over the tri state area.

so hes definitely dedicated, knows his way around a toolbox and programming (valuable skills in the technology age), broke through the stigma of generational and childhood trauma, and hes just a little bit evil. as a treat. at least in terms of ryans criteria he is a fantastic dad. and that is what we are judging the dilfs on.

so in conclusion. @wearewatcher. why isnt dr. heinz doofenshmirtz on the top 5 disney dilfs list???

#not a tag #from saph #i spent way too long on this #i apologize #no i do not want to fuck doofenshmirtz #i have my own boyfriend #top 5 beat down #watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej

[saitoakirachan-fangirls]

"Perryshmirtz is bestiality >:("

Morality and nuances aside, this would never hold up in court because Heinz is legally an ocelot

#may I introduce you to the harkness test #perry is smarter and more complex as a person than you and that's why he can date whoever the heck he wants #phineas and ferb #perryshmirtz #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #pnf #dwampyverse

[blueprxde]

Feral child

#phineas and ferb #pnf #heinz doofenshmirtz #pnf doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz #my art #tw blood #no one seems to realize what it really means to be raised by ocelots #mi pobre niño:c

[mammalsofaction]

Pacing my room like a caged ocelot hands in my hair foaming at the mouth thinking about Heinz Doofenshmirtz wearing the virgin killer under neath his labcoat

LIKE COME ONNNNNN

#heinz doofenshmirtz #virgin killer #I NEED THAT OLD MAN #MY PRINCESS MY DARLING