Large Bracket Round 1
Large Bracket
No. No! Unless…
Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
<3< (Homestuck?)
Hedonist Lit
Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with a Vampire)
Dorian Gray (The Picture Of Dorian Gray)
Virtually the same person. I guess?
Discord (My Little Pony (Friendship is Magic Gen 4))
Q (Star Trek)
The Doctor vs The Master 1
The Master (Delgado) (Doctor Who)
Dr. Griffin (The Invisible Man)
The Doctor vs The Master 2
The Master (Crispy) (Doctor Who)
Doc Scratch (Homestuck)
The Doctor vs The Master 3 (Animal Kin Edition)
The Master (Ainley) (Doctor Who)
Doc Ock (Into the Spiderverse)
The Doctor vs The Master 4
The Master (Simm) (Doctor Who)
Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)
The Doctor vs The Master 5
The Master (Missy) (Doctor Who)
Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
The Doctor vs The Master 6
The Master (Dhawan) (Doctor Who)
Dr. Facilier (The Princess and the Frog)
This is so tremendously unfair, but hey it's the two inspirations of my favorite OC
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
Solf J Kimblee (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Dracula was on Buffy the Vampire slayer too
Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Dracula (Dracula)
Entitled White Lady- Names (Since we don't have a Karen)
Helen the Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
Lauren Mallard (Welcome to Nightvale)
Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body)
Actual Entitled White Ladies
The Handler (Umbrella Academy)
Cruella De Vile (101 Dalmatians)
Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2)
Fight your shadow lego self
Lego Joker (The Lego Batman Movie)
Joker (Batman (2005))
*Heard over the speaker system, when you are about to have a bad time*
The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)
Cave Johnson (Portal)
Style Icons
Misa Amane (Death Note)
Her Imperious Condescension (Homestuck)
Nui Harime (Kill la kill)
Dads
Hunson Abadeer (Adventure Time)
Asgore Dreemur (Undertale)
Mayor Richard Wilkins III (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Can do so much better than their ex
Harley Quinn (Birds of Prey)
Spinel (Stephen Universe)
An image of the self
Kevin (Welcome to Nightvale)
Frankenstein’s Creature (Frankenstein)
Double Trouble (She Ra)
Entitled Creeps
Nevel Papperman (iCarly)
Killgrave (Jessica Jones)
Lil Gideon (Gravity Falls)
Scorpion tails >:3
Tyrian Callows (RWBY)
Scorpia (She Ra)
Shaped
Big Jack Horner (Puss in Boots: The last wish)
Eggman (Sonic)
Wheatley (Portal)
#girlboss
GLaDOS (Portal)
Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)
Jesters
Marx (Kirby)
Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune)
Second career as highschool staff
Yzma (The Emperor’s New Groove)
Baron Draxum (Rise Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Just a child, no, No Ignore the destruction and the carnage. this is a baby
The Collector (The Owl House)
Flowey the Flower (Undertale)
Creates an empire with his "children"
Horde Prime (She Ra)
John Gaius, Emperor Undying, Necrolord Prime (The Locked Tomb)
Soft and fluffy, Soft and fluffy. Sharp and pointy! Soft and fluffy..
Kyubey (Madoka Magica)
Monokuma (Danganronpa)
In another world they're just an ordinary hero, and honestly that's worse
Gentle Criminal (My Hero Academia)
Megamind (Megamind)
Goro Akechi (Persona 5)
Fairy tale vibes
Rumpelstiltskin (Once Upon a Time)
Salem (RWBY)
Space bois!
HAL9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey)
Marvin the Martian (Looney tunes)
Love and Anxiety is stored in the them
Spamton (Deltarune)
Navy Ruby (Stephen Universe)
Jinx (Arcane)
One says "you're gonna die" because of how good his food is, and the other you're gonna die and become food..
Lalo Salamanca (Better Call Saul)
Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal/Silence of the Lambs)
Kira ;)
Yoshikage Kira (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Light Yagami (Death Note)
Radio Adjacent/Death Adjacent
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
Dusknoir (Pokémon)
Their crime is basically just being a capitalist
Mr. Grizz (Splatoon)
Varrick (Legend of Korra)
Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)
Wizards
Merasmus (Team Fortress 2)
Magolor (Kirby)
Death gods
Hades (Hercules)
Ryuk (Death Note)
Abstract Fears
Michael Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
Other Mother (Coraline)
Godzilla (Godzilla)
Royalty
King Boo (Luigi's Mansion games)
Queen (Deltarune)
Prince Humperdinck (The Princess Bride)
The absence of the thing they're addicted to causes Problems
Gamzee Makara (Homestuck)
Bender (Futurama)
I'm calling them both pirates
Long John Silver (Treasure Island)
Khan Noonien Singh (Star Trek)
Mobsters?
Gustavo Fring (Breaking Bad)
Wilson Fisk/Kingpin (Daredevil (Netflix))
Listen, I don't know how long it would take to actually fit these three into a category that makes sense, I'm just glad I technically only have one strict Miscellaneous vote (actually there are 6)
Oogie Boogie (The Nightmare before Christmas)
Roman Torchwick (RWBY)
Medic (Team Fortress 2)
18 notes
·
View notes
Fanfiction.net Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13941424/1/Step-Stool
Summary: (This one-shot is part of my Down the Hall series, but it can be read as a standalone.)
Vanessa and her dad reminisce about the little step stool in the bathroom.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
For as long as Vanessa could remember, her father, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, had always been evil. She was used to hearing him build, monologue, and explode from a few rooms down the hall.
Thinking back on it, that isn’t the only thing she remembers from her dad’s weekends.
Vanessa remembers that little pink step stool in the guest bathroom of her dad’s apartment. She remembers that she had just grown tall enough to reach the sink, to her joy, when he repainted it and placed it back in the bathroom.
Vanessa had taken it as a patronizing act, an attempt to stifle her growth and style. As she grew older, she decided to “forget” about it, and consider it another instance of her father not truly seeing her.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sixteen-year-old Vanessa is helping her dad organize the apartment. Ever since he lost Doreen in his hoarder’s pile, she’s been helping him keep things clean.
Reaching up into the cabinet by her dad’s security monitors, she pulls down a box of videotapes, only for one to fall out and hit her head.
“Ow!” She angrily slams the box down on the counter and rubs her aching head.
“Vanessa!” Heinz rushes over and puts his tray of drinks down before reaching out to examine his daughter’s head. “Are you alright sweetie-kins?”
Vanessa gently waves off her father’s overprotective arms. “Yeah, I’m okay.” Glaring at the offending videotape, she reaches out for her dad’s rolling desk chair before taking a seat. “What are these anyway?”
Heinz stops doting on his daughter long enough to grab a rolling chair of his own. “They’re security tapes of the apartment, you know,” he speaks in a teasing tone for the last bit of his sentence. “Before all those hip video storing apps, we had to use these.”
She rolls her eyes and takes a coffee from the drink tray. “I know what a videotape is Dad, I was asking what was on them. If they were empty videos of the apartment, you wouldn’t have kept them.”
Sipping from her cup, she realizes that isn’t entirely true. Maybe her dad does keep blank videotapes of the apartment. He is a hoarder after all.
Rather than answering his daughter, Heinz gives a knowing smile before he takes the videotape from the floor, the one that hit her head, and puts it into the player on the desk.
On the biggest screen of his security monitors, a video begins to play. It depicts Heinz laying down a tarp in the living room next to buckets of paint and a toolbox. The little stepping stool from Vanessa’s childhood is next to him on the floor.
In real-time, Vanessa sits up in her rolling chair. “I remember that stool.”
What she’d meant, was that she remembered when he repainted the stool. For years, she and her father had played a sort of tag with that stool. She would remove it from the bathroom, only for him to put it right back. She had only recently convinced him to take it out.
They both sip at their coffee as the video continues. Video Heinz proceeds to tighten the screws on the little step stool before painting the sides with Ultra Pink, and the steps with Fuchsia. He barely begins to detail the stool with other colors when a video likeness of Perry enters the room. Video Heinz and video Perry team up and continue to detail the little stool with flowers and Vanessa’s name. By now they have paint all over themselves.
Vanessa and Heinz in real-time don’t watch the entire thing because that would be like watching paint dry. Instead, they eat snacks and talk to each other as the video goes on without sound.
“How come you kept that thing for so long?” Vanessa pops a grape into her mouth and finishes it before speaking again. “I eventually grew tall enough.”
Heinz avoids his daughter’s gaze for a few moments and scratches at the back of his neck. “It isn’t…” Vanessa waits patiently for him to continue. He sighs. “I didn’t keep it because you still needed it. I kept it for the memory.”
“Okay?” She motions for him to elaborate.
“It’s just that, you’re only here for half the time, Vanessa. I keep the place full of wires and self-destruct buttons, the place feels so much…homier… when your things are still around.” He finally looks her in the eyes, and Vanessa can see that his eyes are full of tears. “Out of all the things I hoard, your things are my favorites.”
“Aww, Dad!” Vanessa jumps out of her chair to hug her father.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The rest of the day is spent watching their “home movies” on the security screen. Perry and Norm eventually join them.
If the stepstool somehow reappears in the bathroom tonight, Vanessa will claim she had nothing to do with it.
10 notes
·
View notes