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non-beingnary · 8 months
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Philosophers on barbie movie
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marijkeoo · 5 months
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im literally becoming more of a misandrist every single fucking day like men are genuinely so evil all the time because they don't understand that what they do affects others and as someone who thinks about being and being in the world and how i affect other people and things it's so frustrating to see that they just dont care. god.
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cburambles · 9 months
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Reeve Tuesti, Heidegger, Elmyra Gainsborought, Don Corneo & Tseng's character art for FF7 Ever Crisis
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cwarscars · 27 days
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shihlun · 1 year
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Ken McMullen
- Ghost Dance
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altocat · 4 months
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So there's been debate on this around Twitter. Obviously Sephiroth is EXTREMELY evil and the main antagonist. But who is the most evil, the biggest scumbag in a sea of scumbags?
Genesis and Rufus are both disqualified as they both had redemption arcs. But you can categorize them as Other as well.
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Heidegger: After doing an extensive research, I ve finally found out what you truly are.
Heidegger: ...
Heidegger: You're a slut.
Zack:
Zack: And a proud one. Thank you. *smiles*
Heidegger: *frowns*
Zack: You need to come up with a better insult than that.
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cosmonautroger · 1 month
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dasein146 · 8 months
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for some cause the fact of understanding philosophy is pretty undemanding, you just need to train yourself to comprehend some words or expressions on your daily basis, in other terms all depends of determination, and later you get used to it. [it helps a lot if you're a beginner]: here some recommendations to start reading. (enjoy it!).
• "critique of judgment" (immanuel kant; others by him: "critique of pure reason" or "what is enlightenment?").
• "discipline and punish" (michel foucault).
• "the rebel" (albert camus; plus "the fall", "the plague", and "the outsider").
• "the trouble with being born" (emil cioran, and "a short history of decay").
• "nausea" and "existencialism is a humanism" (two different books written by jean-paul sartre).
• "the phenomenology of spirit" (hegel's book, and "lectures on the philosophy history").
• "republic" and "allegory of the cave" (plato).
• "metaphysics" and "rhetoric" (aristotle).
• "how to read lacan" (slavoj zizek, gotta put others, but, is the only one that i've read, i'll update this).
• "capitalism is realism: is there no alternative?" (mark fisher), "postmodernism" or the cultural logic of late capitalism (fredric jameson), "phenomenology of the end" (franco "bifo" berardi).
• "the burnout society" (byung-chul han).
• "being and time". (martin heidegger).
🕯️ there's more, but, for now only this books.
(i'm not a native speaker, my english is bad, i'm trying).
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prismaticpichu · 3 months
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Sephiroth, so accustomed to Zack calling him “bud” that one time during a meeting his head shot up and he reflexively cut Heidegger off mid-sentence the second the word “budget” left his mouth.
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(Sephiroth, sitting perfectly straight but his mind having wandered to a different planet amid the boredom)
Heidegger: …and that is why it is crucial that we cut the budge—
(Sephiroth jolts to attention)
Sephiroth: —what?
Heidegger: …
ShinRa: …
Palmer: …
Sephiroth: …
Heidegger: Sephiroth… did you just interrupt me? Were you raised in a barn?
(Sephiroth opens his mouth, ready to explain that it’s simply the loving nickname his best friend bestowed upon him)
Hojo: No, Sir. He was raised in a laboratory.
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preposterousgreen · 5 months
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Secretary: Sir, are you sure about this? Putting sheets of stickers in with the meeting swag seems a bit... patronizing. They are adults, despite everything. More or less. Most of them.
Lazard: Trust me on this one.
[later, after the meeting]
Sephiroth: What did we get in the swag bags?
Angeal: *digging around* Let's see... stress ball in the shape of a chocobo chick, drink coaster, looks like the usua—oh, damn.
Genesis: Hell yes! Stickers!
Zack: Holy shit, they're scratch-and-sniff!
Cloud: Sweeeeeet!
[elsewhere in the building]
Heidegger: Holy shit, they're scratch-and-sniff!
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hundreds-spoons · 17 days
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shinraholidayparty · 4 months
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2023 Shinra Holiday Party Prompts
Shinra Holiday Party is an annual Final Fantasy VII event to celebrate the winter holidays with our favorite Shinra Personnel, be it Turks, SOLDIERs, or board members!  Here is this winter's prompt list.  Hopefully they inspire something fun!
✨ 🎁 ❄️ ✨ 💡 ✨ 🍪 🍷 ✨
Dec 15 || Day 1. Gift exchange, peaceful, decorate. Dec 16 || Day 2. Snowing in the tropics, freezing, moonlight. Dec 17 || Day 3. Snowed in, coming home, baking. Dec 18 || Day 4. Mistletoe, snowball, cider (or eggnog or mulled wine). Dec 19 || Day 5. Gloves, winter in Icicle, sparkling lights. Dec 20 || Day 6. Hogging the blankets, forgotten trinkets, traditions. Dec 21 || Day 7. Office party, solstice, confession.
✨ 🎁 ❄️ ✨ 💡 ✨ 🍪 🍷 ✨
Reminders: Any time frame is acceptable!  So, pre-canon, Ever Crisis, Before Crisis, Crisis Core, Original Game, Remake, Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus, or post-canon fics are all welcome!
Prompts may be done in any order or combination.
Works must be tagged with the #2023shinraholidayparty tag (or @shinraholidayparty must be pinged) to be featured on the event blog.
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rottenpumpkin13 · 2 months
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To add on to Chihuahua Cloud.
Regular ShinRa Security officers have sub-machine guns.
ShinRa Elite Security officers have shotguns.
Do with this information what you will.
*Heidegger watches as Cloud walks by*
Heidegger: Why does that runt have a shotgun? He's the size of a child!
Trooper: Sir, he harassed Sephiroth with a plastic fork earlier this week.
Heidegger:
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salternateunreality2 · 2 months
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Preggoroth: Nesting
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Sephiroth: How can I help you, Genesis?
Genesis: *plunks down in chair, kicks feet up on Seph's desk, starts talking about his day*
One-Winged Angel: *starts playing*
Genesis: *jumps* What the fuck?
Sephiroth: You disturbed the nest. Prepare for war.
The single innocent paperclip that started all this by being moved 3cm to the left: 📎
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Poor Cloud Strife. He and Zack have been identified by Seph's lizard brain as "BABIES".
Kidnapping, surprise cuddling, feeding, swaddling, and lots and lots of proud staring and purring.
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My babies. My perfect, beautiful babies.
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ALL THE SOFT THINGS.
Sephiroth's inner child is being HEALED through this process. He has built nests EVERYWHERE, from his office to Lazard's office to his apartment to Angeal's kitchen to Cloud's barracks to Genesis' closet -- any space that Sephiroth has ever felt a little bit safe or a little bit comfortable has at minimum a very soft blanket.
Zack is HERE for it, and has bought him ALL THE PLUSHIES. Not content with the Shinra SOLDIER propaganda plushies, homeboy found an entire zoo's worth of (hopefully) stuffed animals and even hand-made a few extra.
One of the homemade ones is an octopus/squid/tarantula/chameleon monstrosity that is Sephiroth's second favorite, after his lizard.
Zack created the chimera after years of listening to Sephiroth's voice warm slightly when talking about how a tentacle could hug you really well, that many eyes in weird places would be great for recon, and how he felt like he could never be his whole, true self, like a chameleon.
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Shinra Official Baby Shower
Boring AF, with lots of stupid gifts, schmoozing, and ceremony.
Scarlet gifted him a bunch of mechanical mobiles, which Genesis "accidentally" firagad later.
President Shinra gifted a (for him) measly check and publicly announced that the children will be "Sons of the Company" and offered "medical" treatment for life and an apartment closer to said "medical" treatment, and "nannies". Fortunately, the Turks jiggled some wires and oops the broadcast was fucked. President Shinra was uninformed about who the father is, but those in the know laughed at him behind his back for the "Sons of the Company" thing.
Heidegger had his people prepare a gift basket, but Cloud got a hold of the order and makes it secretly great, with boring stuff on top. Lots of tasty and helpful gifts for the expectant Sephiroth buried under bland diapers and onesies.
Reeve made some unhackable baby monitors to prevent Hojo's tampering or observations. He told Sephiroth about the unhackability in private, when he also gave him a mobile and a white noise machine, all also unhackable.
Hojo somehow came down with the flu and didn't make it, and his gift got accidentally incinerated. Oops.
Rufus gave Sephiroth the majority of the registry's big ticket items, like strollers, car seats, etc.
Palmer had his administrative assistant buy something off the registry, and Anne, a surprisingly insightful woman, got it in blue with a bunch of squirmy sea creatures on it. Sephiroth wrote a thank you note just to her.
Other employees brought generic cards and cheap registry items.
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Cadet Baby Shower
The cadets couldn't afford jack shit, but organized a diaper drive and it turned out to be one of the best and most needed gifts of all.
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SOLDIER and Turk Shower
This was actually more like a rager, with a ton of fun games and the rest of the registry getting filled out.
Many of the Turks and SOLDIERS gave miniature weapons of all sorts that Sephiroth was completely delighted with and squirreled away almost immediately. To this day, Lazard is still emptying tiny-weapons caches all over the Tower. The SOLDIER-Turk merch war was absurd as well.
His closest friends gave him a set of 150 bug-out bags hidden around the city and Gaia. Each bag contained cash, food, and clothes for him, a friend, and his babies, and...
His most treasured gift: a USB with a photo album plus a handful of physical pics, including 4 Lucrecia hard copies in each bag. All his friends and comrades were represented, and his closest friends had written letters to be stored on the USBs. AGSL had each hidden a quarter of them, and no one except Sephiroth himself knew the location of all of the bags.
Zack was not permitted to know the location of more than 3. It's not his fault his mouth is so fast! He's a speedy guy!
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Sephiroth, unable to sleep, has repainted the entire SOLDIER floor and all of his nest areas 300 times by now.
He has also done heavy and light construction work all over his and his friends' apartments.
He considered building a "baby gate" to Cloud's dorm, but stopped himself while carrying the lumber and a drill onto the elevator, realizing he didn't want to become his father. To be perfectly clear, it wasn't the "imprisoning an adult employee against his will", it was the "anti-Hojo sentiment" that stopped him.
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"Sephiroth, darling, we need to talk about the 3am construction," said Lazard, holding Sephiroth's hand and looking him in the eye.
"Oh, yes, I can't sleep, so I prepare for the babies. They seem to enjoy it, as they stop kicking my bladder every 2 seconds while I'm up," Sephiroth replied, glaring gently at his belly. "In fact, they're getting excited now. It is the third time this hour!"
Lazard winced.
"I'm sorry, sweetheart, that sounds awful. I'll let you go in just a second, but could you please give some thought to another hobby? Several of your colleagues and even myself are experiencing fatigue due to the construction noise. Perhaps knitting would help? I know you're preparing for the babies, and you're doing an excellent job."
"Oh! Thank you for bringing this to my attention, I forget sometimes that not everyone is used to sleep deprivation. I will certainly consider it. Now if you'll excuse me, the children are getting restless and I drank a gallon of water."
"Of course," said Lazard, and let him go, relieved at the easy acquiescence.
It wasn't until the next day when he woke up to newly knitted carpeting throughout the entire SOLDIER floor that he began to question his suggestion.
"It's better than the construction," he muttered under his breath...until he passed Cloud and Zack knitted into the wall.
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Excess blankets/tiny socks/hats/etc. get donated and save some cold children's lives ❤️ Helpfulroth ❤️
@snowbanshee
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altocat · 3 months
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rank how much sephiroth likes each shinra director from most to least.
(In the order descending)
MOST TIER:
Lazard: Sephiroth genuinely liked and cared for Lazard. They weren't friends but there was genuine respect and fondness there. Sephiroth was quietly upset when it turned out that Lazard had betrayed them. He indisputably liked Lazard the most out of all of them.
Reeve: Sephiroth is indifferent to Reeve. Personally, he views Reeve as weak and ineffectual. Most of the time, he forgets Reeve even exists. But he also recognizes that Reeve is the only one besides Lazard with some sense of ethics and tact. So that gets him serious points.
Scarlet: Sephiroth DOES NOT like Scarlet. But he does respect her. He views her as the strongest candidate for leadership in the event things go south. While he loathes her personality, he can respect her ambition and drive.
EVERYONE ELSE (BOTTOM TIER)
Palmer: Sephiroth is indifferent to him the same way he's indifferent to Reeve. But the difference is that he finds Palmer creepy and possibly inbred. Don't ask him how he suspects this. He won't answer you.
President Shinra: Sephiroth recognizes on many levels that President Shinra is responsible for his life being a living hellscape. While he's resigned himself to that and has sworn his undying loyalty to the man, Sephiroth does not care for him personally. He can at least respect President Shinra for his dominance and resourcefulness as a businessman. But Sephiroth still doesn't like the fact that he's basically the personal attack dog for this massive douche.
Rufus Shinra: Same principles for President Shinra, except Sephiroth hates Rufus infinitely more. Rufus bullied Sephiroth as a child and Sephiroth never let go of that grudge. He'd be extremely loyal to Rufus if the other was president, but that doesn't change the fact that he hates Rufus' guts.
Heidegger: Sephiroth has no respect at all for Heidegger, and probably wouldn't listen to him under orders. Heidegger is a complete buffoon in his eyes. A waste of a man. Sephiroth would sooner cut him to pieces than obey him.
Hojo: No comment 💀
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