#hedonismbot

[mapleet]

#futurama #hedonismbot #beelzebub #hellava boss

[toonvasion]

$ Emerald Hedonism Fembot

[Anonymous Commissioner] This is the kind of fan art I like doing. Make up a new fanfic character. Trying to copy the designs of a style, but not just copying a character, lots of room for originality but has limits. So I like how i did the waist and hips on this fembot. The legs at the bottom move like digitigrade legs. So this is ether a fanfic robot. Or a girl who like Futurama and got TFed into something smutty

#woman #girl #female #toonvasion #anthro #furry #robot #hedonism #hedonismbot #fembot #bot #chair #rich #wine #futurama #Emerald #gem

[count-demonlord-of-decadence]

#futurama #hedonismbot

[best-bot-tournament-2023]

Qualifying Poll - Futurama

*NOTE* - Bender has not been included in this poll because he received enough nominations to be automatically included in the tournament. .

#futurama #bender #calculon #the robot devil #flexo #robot santa claus #roberto #hedonismbot #tinny tim #clamps #qualifying poll #poll #polls #tumblr poll #tumblr polls

[tylervalmont]

#comedy central #futurama #hedonismbot #hedonism #bdsmkink #hot dog #hot #bdsmslave #bd/sm master #asfr #technosexual #technosexuality #robophilia

[mackthemuser]

Top Five Underrated Futurama Characters

Top Five Underrated Futurama Characters

Despite its on-again-off-again run, Futurama, an animated science fiction sitcom created by Matt Groening, made a name for itself in the world of popular culture, thrusting iconic characters like Phillip J. Fry, Leela, and Bender to the forefront of meme culture and bringing plenty of laughs and heart to the small screen. The series released 140 episodes throughout its lifespan, but Futurama‘s…

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#Animation #Bubblegum Tate #FOX #Futurama #Hattie McDoogal #Hedonismbot #Linda #Matt Groening #Mom #Morbo #revival

[falloutcoys]

aaaa new stickers came in from @wormthist 's etsy, I promptly added them to my laptop! they look so good! and so the collection grows

#ty for the extra goodies btw worm! #I will review as soon as etsy lets me lol #now most of the stickers are from you lollll #ianthe. adhd. blorbo locket. scroll. flail. monsterfucker. I'm gay armory. hedonismbot. #they're all wonderful!!! #sams ramblings #my posts

[infiniteoreos]

blender/calculator yaoi boy x boy dont like dont read 600k pwp college au omegaverse heavy angst dead dove do not eat

#bender/calculon/hedonismbot/robot devil/mettaton

[strawberryaziraphale]

:: blackbonnet + pre-reunion, still mad at each other but not really

Life on the Revenge had its ups and downs, mostly downs since Ed and Stede disappeared and reappeared separately. The crew still weren’t quite sure what the hell had happened and they weren’t about to ask. Things were tense enough between the former co-captains, no one wanted to make it worse by bringing up bad memories.

Ed, Blackbeard or The Kraken, whatever he was going by these days, had allowed Stede and formerly marooned companions to stay aboard the commandeered Revenge in exchange for work. Stede had protested which led to the first of many arguments, accusations flying this way and that. That was some weeks ago, now.

Izzy observed the crew, barking orders in his commanding tone. He had been less than pleased when Blackbeard had let Bonnet and his useless band of misfits stay but he had to admit, the extra pair of hands did come in useful. He stared at Bonnet in particular, watching as he rolled his sleeves and began hauling at the ropes, hoisting the sails.

“Boss...” Izzy knew the captain was standing next to him even if he didn’t acknowledge him. Blackbeard was too busy looking at Bonnet, his expression giving nothing away. Izzy continued, delicately, “wouldn’t Bonnet be more suited to...kitchen work.”

Blackbeard wasn’t listening, really. His eyes remained on the blond as he hummed in response to Izzy’s non-question. The first mate rolled his eyes, gesturing at the other man.

“Look at him, he’s clearly not cut out for physical work.”

As he spoke, Stede lifted two heavy sacks onto his shoulders and delivered them to Roach like it was nothing, dusting his hands off afterwards with a smile. Anyone would think he was enjoying himself. He was supposed to be a prisoner, for fuck’s sake. Izzy shook his head, glancing at his captain. Blackbeard was clearly deep in thought, still watching their infuriating captive.

“You say something?”

Izzy sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, “Edward...”

Without another word, Blackbeard turned and began walking hastily back to his cabin. Izzy followed, taking a few steps forward, before Blackbeard called, “I want Bonnet in my cabin. Don’t disturb us.”

Izzy perked up at this, wondering what torture methods Ed had in mind for the posh prick. He nonchalantly approached where Bonnet was working; he was chatting with the boy Ed had pushed overboard. Whatever, Izzy thought, as long as they remember who’s in charge.

“Bonnet.”

Stede thought about ignoring him but decided against it, since the crew would likely be punished on his behalf. He stood, leaning on one of the ropes, nearly losing his balance as it wasn’t as tight as he anticipated.

“Izzy. How’s the toe?”

“Blackbeard wants to see you,” Izzy growled, as menacingly as he could manage. He ignored the small smirk that crept onto the boy’s face for whatever reason, “in his cabin.”

“Really?” Stede looked towards the cabin, rubbing at his stubbled chin, “hmm, my jaw still hurts from last time.”

Izzy scoffed, folding his arms, “well, some people can just take beatings better than others.”

“Beatings?” Stede said with a raised eyebrow. He chuckled to himself, patting Izzy on the shoulder as he passed him on the way towards Ed’s dark cabin. 

The first mate stared after him, seething with rage. He whipped around towards the boy who had the sense to immediately wipe the enormous shit-eating grin from his face. He cleared his throat, slamming his journal shut, “I-I’ll just...”

Izzy didn’t stick around the find out what he was stammering about.

#ed be watching stede work like hedonismbot from futurama #blackbonnet #stede x ed #ed x stede #blackbonnet fanfic #my writing

[therandosfandos]

Hazbinrama cast

Charlie - Bender Bending Rodriguez

Vaggie - Philip J. Fry

Alastor - Preacherbot (...why...why would he be tho...it's...his radio mouth and- just look at Him-)

Lucifer - Robot Devil/Beezlebot

Nifty - Roberto (yes.)

Angel Dust - (didn't have anyone)

Husk - Calculon

Sir Pentious - Hermes Conrad why not

Cherri Bomb - Lababra Conrad

Adam - Robot Santa- (don't ask, I didn't have another person and why does this fit him?)

Lute - Bella (donbots daughter that Bender made out with, sure)

Sera - Some Random Robot Elder

Emily - Flexo

Cannibal demons - Cannibal Robots from comics

Other - random robots

Susan - master of the hunt (the fox hunter mainly so I can have Bender curse him out)

Vox - Ab Bot (the robot who led the spiritual thing from "free will Hunting"...he would have beef with Preacherbot- he would)

Velvette - Amy Wong

Valentino - Hedonismbot (YOU KNOW HE WOULD BE, HE WOULD)

Rosie - Countess De La Roca

Zestial - Donbot

Carmella - Turanga Leela

#futurama #hazbinrama #hazbin hotel #crossover

[futuramashowdown]

Welcome to….

Futurama Showdown!

The Showdown will consist of 72 of Futurama’s characters. Due to the nature of the show, I wasn’t able to include all the characters I wanted to, but I tried to make sure that popular or often discussed characters were included, but I am biased and included a few characters that I just really wanted to see (this is for you, Pazuzu).

Most of the characters will be fighting it out alone, but some of the couples/groups in the show are placed together for simplicity’s sake. Yell at me in my asks if you so desire.

The bracket was almost entirely randomized. I put characters on a wheel and spun it, and then randomized the order or the lineups.

The Bracket:

Rounds listed under the cut.

Preliminary Round

Poll 1: Pazuzu vs. Mr. Peppy

Poll 2: Guenter vs. Petunia

Poll 3: Mayor Poopenmeyer vs. Hanukkah Zombie

Poll 4: Hattie McDoogal vs. Walt, Larry, & Igner

Poll 5: Elzar vs. the Brain Slugs

Poll 6: Nine vs. The Waterfall family

Poll 7: Officer Smitty vs. Kwanzaabot

Poll 8: Marianne vs. the Crushinator

Round One

Left Bracket:

Poll 1: Preacherbot vs. Pazuzu

Poll 2: Yivo vs. Michelle

Poll 3: Melllvar vs. Randy Munchnik

Poll 4: Yancy Fry Sr. vs. Mom

Right Bracket:

Poll 1: The Globetrotters vs. Elzar

Poll 2: Scruffy vs. Linda van Schoonhoven

Poll 3: Hypnotoad vs. Richard Nixon

Poll 4: Yancy Fry Jr. vs Seymour Asses

Round 2

Left Bracket:

Poll 1: Leo & Inez Wong vs. Guenter

Poll 2: Dr. John Zoidberg vs. Barbados Slim

Poll 3: Hedonismbot vs. Dwight Conrad

Poll 4: Mr. Panucci vs. The Donbot

Right Bracket:

Poll 1: Fanny vs. Nine

Poll 2: Lord Nibbler vs. Lrrr, Ruler of the Planet Omicron Persei 8

Poll 3: Captain Zapp Brannigan vs. Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

Poll 4: Hyper-Chicken Lawyer vs. Joey Mousepad

Round 3

Left Bracket:

Poll 1: Officer URL vs. Hanukkah Zombie

Poll 2: Kif Kroker vs. Hermes Conrad

Poll 3: Grand Midwife vs. Ben Vending Rodriguez

Poll 4: Francis “Clamps” X. Clampazzo vs. Roberto

Right Bracket:

Poll 1: Tinny Tim vs. Kwanzaabot

Poll 2: Turanga Morris & Munda vs. Turanga Leela

Poll 3: Amy Wong vs. Lars Fillmore

Poll 4: LaBarbara Conrad vs. Sherri Fry

Round 4

Left Bracket:

Poll 1: Colleen O’Hallahan vs. Mom’s Sons

Poll 2: Ned & Velma Farnsworth vs. The Headless Body of Spiro Agnew

Poll 3: Robot Devil vs. Morbo

Poll 4: Ndnd vs. Sal

Right Bracket:

Poll 1: Robot Santa vs. Marianne

Poll 2: Philip J. Fry vs. Doctor Ogden Wernstrom

Poll 3: Bender Bending Rodriguez vs. Flexo

Poll 4: Calculon vs. Cubert Farnsworth

#tumblr tournament #tumblr polls #futurama #futurama characters #character tournament #character polls #futurama showdown

[babylon-crashing]

QUESTION: What does the tarot Major Arcana card (?) say about the dangers of hedonism?

“I want to be a poet, and I'm working at turning myself into a seer. You won't understand any of this, and I'm almost incapable of explaining it to you. The idea is to reach the unknown by the derangement of all the senses. It involves enormous suffering, but one must be strong to be a poet.” ~ Arthur Rimbaud (age 16.)

Ah, yes. Balance and moderation. On one hand, one person’s hedonism is another person’s spiritual quest, though since we live in such an erotic-phobic world such sentiments usually fall on deaf ears … on the other, those ears usually belong to the most dull and mundane among us, so their opinions usually count for very little.

To me, when the concept of hedonism is spoken in a mixed crowd, it is almost always used in a pergoritive, negative and belittling manner. It’s excess. It’s addiction. It’s selfishness. It’s what other people do that you don’t approve of, in much the same way that the righteous possess true faith while the rest of us only have superstitions and false beliefs. In other words, it’s almost always a term that the sanctimonious use, unless you’re Hedonismbot:

Of course, not all of us can survive excess. I certainly couldn’t. As a lifelong alcoholic I had to go into AA and Recovery just to stop, because cirrhosis and not making it to my 50th birthday were the alternatives. For someone who took Rimbaud’s maxim of, “derangement of all the senses,” to heart, it was difficult (at times almost impossible) to find my poetic voice while sober. Which is why I would never criticise another person’s spiritual journey, because for them it’s not excessive and I respect that.

However, that’s not what the question asked. So the closest that I can think of in Tarot that touches on the joys of abstinence, self-restraint and chastity would be Temperance, which isn’t just an unincorporated village in Michigan. In the Rider-Waite deck, an androgynous angel stands with one foot in water and the other on dry land, pouring liquid from one cup to the other. Perhaps you need to, “stabilise your energy and to allow the life force to flow through you without force or resistance.” In the Tarot of Syssk (where the image came from) Syssk stands in the sauna of a public bath, pouring water onto the hot stones, from which steam will rise. This, too is a balancing of elements, just without moral censor.

Of course, not all hedonism is of a chemical or sexual nature …

Je regrette mon hédonisme!

#tarot of syssk #syssk #temperance #hedonism #myart #i apologize for nothing

[count-demonlord-of-decadence]

#hedonismbot #futurama

[fryandleelasbigfling]

second thing someone submitted to me that i do not understand

(Verse 1) Bender’s bending, Fry’s descending Futurama’s never-ending Nibbler’s shadow, Zoidberg’s clams Planet Express, here we am

Mom’s a mad scientist, Hermes bureaucrat Nixon’s back in office, what you think of that? Robot mafia’s scheming, Lrrr from Omicron Wernstrom’s rivalry, the professor’s got it on

(Chorus) We didn’t start the future, it was always burning Since the world’s been turning We didn’t start the future, no, we didn’t light it But we tried to fight it

(Verse 2) Fry’s his own grandpa, time-travel mess Leela’s a mutant, that’s her family crest Fry’s holophonor, Amy’s student loans Hypnotoad’s the king, and Nibbler’s not alone

Robot Devil, dark matter, Delta Brain Holophonor operas, what a crazy strain Alternate universes, the What-If Machine Hedonismbot’s parties, oh, they’re quite obscene

(Chorus) We didn’t start the future, it was always burning Since the world’s been turning We didn’t start the future, no, we didn’t light it But we tried to fight it

(Verse 3) Slurm’s a secret, popplers, and a poppler queen Farnsworth’s doomsday devices, like you’ve never seen Brain Slugs lurking, making Fry a pawn Zapp Brannigan’s tactics, well, they’re always gone wrong

Bender’s cooking, Elzar’s fancy spice The robot revolution, it’s not very nice Futurama’s legends, tales of the bizarre We’ll keep watching, wherever you are

(Chorus) We didn’t start the future, it was always burning Since the world’s been turning We didn’t start the future, no, we didn’t light it But we tried to fight it

(Outro) Good news, everyone, we’ll keep having fun In the world of tomorrow, where our journey’s never done Futurama’s story, it’s one of a kind The future’s what we make, and we’ll keep that in mind

#submission

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Today's Dracula Daily entry is super long, so I rented the audiobook on Libby to get through it faster, but the edition my library has is terrible! There's one guy doing all the narration, and he gives each character a cartoony accent that completely takes me out of the story.

Van Helsing sounds like Sean Connery trying to sound like Mel Brooks trying to sound German, "cahm vitz me, my child, you are shick und veak und have had mush shorrow und mush mental pein, ash vell as za taksh on your shtrength zat ve know uff." Quincy sounds like Spongebob making fun of Texas "hOwDy Y'ALL!" Dr. Seward's assistant (who had more letter behind his name than Van Helsing, "M. D., M. R. C. S. L. K. Q. C. P. I., etc., etc.") sounds like Lucky the Leprechaun, while Seward himself sounds like Hedonismbot from Futurama. It's almost so bad it's good.

Almost.

#dracula #dracula daily #audiobook #libby #so bad it's good

[naamahdarling]

You asked for cats. All I have is Sansa doing her best HedonismBot

There is something very 2004 about this image. It would have become a meme, there might have been a song about her. She is definitely a lolcat, which I THINK makes her Jellicle.

When I look at her, I want to understand her. I want to know what she thinks about, and what drives her, and how she does ordinary things. She seems utterly delightful. She deserves a flower crown and perhaps a little tea party.