Bobo Booboo Ass Chapter: The SECRET in heartpangs that @mmmleckerlecker does NOT want you to know about
Benji was sitting all alone in his gay ass cell. yup, he was caught by the facility, in that other chapter, you remember the chapter righrt? well I don't. anyways, beji is there, and he's like twiddling with his thumbs all worried n shit, then, cecil blueberry or whatever walks in. He has a big ass tank of delicis gasoline in his hands, and benji's eyes light up with glee. ever since he was a boy he always loved gasolien. "Benkji you gay fuck. Ibrought you a snack :)" and he said the smiley face? uh. ok. beni immediately grabbed the gasoline and chugged it like straight up guzzled that shit so fast and then he had a big round gaspoine shaped belly and he said "burps" and he burped /. so basically cecil gave his biggendst evilest grin and then he walksed out and benji was like okwayyy that was a little weird… adn then he later was ion lux's car escaping the facility and going so fara way. llux's belly was gurglimg and growling and he was so hungry but lukcily they were trdriving to taco bell so luc go to taco bell eat a big snack. but the car FUCKING STOPPED WORKING and they were int he middle of the road and lux was like fuuuucckk we are so out of gas… and benji was like… ohhhhh gucvk I am so full og gas. and lux ate him fgor dinnar. goodnight.
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This isn't a question but why do I feel like Cecil was the type of kid to fry ants with a magnifying glass then eat them.
Cecil would actually just chase the ants with said magnifying glass until they were too exhausted to run and be any fun anymore and then he would grind them up with a rock until they were dust
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That moment when you're running a game of DnD
and you realize that the sound you're making for the big bug monsters
is the Arum takataka
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The semi-finals are up! I’m up against Tranny by Laura Jane Grace. Another fantastic read.
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And thank you to everyone who has voted for me so far. It’s been wild seeing how much love Hunger Pangs is getting up against such great writers. Also if you haven’t already, check out the other books on the list. They’re fabulous, and I’ve no idea what I’m doing on a list with them, let alone making it this far.
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those ships u can't think too hard about bc you will immediately get emotional
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Why does Tumblr now have a based on your likes recommended posts on my following page and why is it always something that I hate
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does anyone else get scared randomly? i could literally just be sitting there and my brain goes 'time to get scared now idiot' and my heart would tighten but im Literally playing hello kitty island adventure there is Nothing to be afraid of when hello kitty is your best friend 🌈💞✨
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random thoughts about castaway diva, episode twelve
(read more because i always get carried away lol and this post might contain spoilers)
SO SAD THAT THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE :(((
Ki ho opening the bottle for mok ha... my heart is already full and we're not even two minutes into the show 💓
Even in his last act, mr jung is selfish and wants to drag his family with him. He wants them to keep his name because he still thinks of himself as their one and only father. I thought the questioning with the judge would have put him back in his place but no, that man is too lost in his head to think clearly. Mr jung is jealous of lee uk because mr lee has proven to the whole family what it means to be a loving husband and father. Meanwhile, mr jung has only made them suffer and live a fearful life.
I'm so happy lee uk survived the attack. What a beautiful moment to have him wake up when his wife is next to him and she reminds him her lifelong wish to become his wife. That's the power of love 💓
I'm so happy the brothers got their jobs back. Also their smiles when looking at their last names 💓
I know this is supposed to be a feel good moment (when the parents got their license to reopen the hair salon) but I can't help side-eyeing all their neighbors that gave them such a hard time when police came for the identity theft situation. Makes you reflect if you want such friends/neighbors around you.
I found it funny when mok ha and mo rae realized president lee is the one to blame for the song changes.
Seeing yong wan being part of mok ha's team was such a sweet moment. Saying he wants his next 10 years to be fun.
The moment where ran joo, the brothers and yong wan give out balloons and ask the audience to cheer for mok ha 💙 My heart is full of love
Fly away is such a great song. And seeing mok ha finally getting the recognition she deserves ad topping the charts <3 I'm so proud.
Some day, it was a delight to hear it as the closing song. Everything has come full circle.
I'm giving this a 9/10
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