#headcanon that thorin then bought a detachable extension which then turned it into a tricycle—

[shirebor]

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Thorin: Shit.

Fili: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Kili: OH MY GOD BILBO FELL OFF—

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#and here we have another modern au #pfft i love the idea of the durins owning a motorcycle despite having a lavish collection of cars— #i'd also like to think that they use it more than they do the cars cuz according to thorin its cheaper overall #which is why when they go on non professional outings they just cram everyone on the motorcycle #and pray to durin that they manage to speed their way through the cops #headcanon that thorin then bought a detachable extension which then turned it into a tricycle— #the hobbit #thorin #thorin oakenshield #fili #kili #bilbo #bilbo baggins #sons of durin #the hobbit incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes