#he's so stupid

[violetriorsons]

xaden: NO romance!

xaden: now i'm gonna go pick some violets at the break of dawn and leave them in violet's room for her to wake up to... cause her name is violet

xaden: but no romance!! ❌❌💘🚫🚫

#he had these thoughts within seconds of each other btw #he's so stupid #xaden riorson #violet sorrengail #violetxaden #otp: xaden chose violence #fourth wing

[krikzilla]

Shanks and Buggy probably had a goofy first kiss

hear me out, you know how in different shows or movies their noses bump before they kiss? and buggy has a clown nose? Wouldn't it be funny if.. if it.. if funny clown nose honk

Funny clown nose honk!

#your idea was so cute that i just had to draw it right away! #poor buggy #he's so stupid #one piece #op #buggy #shanks #red haired shanks #buggy the clown #buggy x shanks #shuggy #doodle #ask

[neo-my-geo]

God he's so cool

Based on a conversation with @pinapin about how sniper has never paid for a single article of clothing in his life

#tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #artists on tumblr #he's so stupid #neo's funny art tag #also great news guys I think I finally figured out how to draw sniper #and I know the glove is on the wrong hand on one of the poses and frankly I can't be bothered to fix it

[sophsun1]

Arrested Development – 1.03: Bringing Up Buster

#arrested development #cinematv #filmtvcentral #userthing #smallscreensource #userrlaura #userrobin #dailyflicks #userstream #tvarchive #tusercarolina #userclara #usermandie #usergiu #usersitcom #filmtvtoday #asdfghjkl #he's so stupid #userbbelcher

[crocchompers]

more feral beta because he deserves the spot light once again

#he's a bad kitty cat #poor thing #his rabies shots didn't help nothing he still has his rabies #he's so stupid #he's not a strong stray #but he's definitely one of the more aggressive ones #Feral Beta #Beta Wally #welcome home #wally darling #feral stray cat #rabies

[king-dumbasz]

Hi🫶🏻🫶🏻 could u do a mammon oneshot that takes place after fizz quits.(pretending the twins don’t exist) Like the reader is like the new face of his brand. Ppl start shipping the reader and him online, so he goes along with it for clout and money. But they both eventually end up catching feelings. ( ik it’s rlly specific but I keep thinking about it) also I like ur writing 💜

The internet is a magical place💚

I immediately liked the request and had an idea in mind. It's not something too difficult so my mind was happy Lmao

TW:why do I even put it in if there's never anything to worry about except for swear words, but c'mon, it's Helluva Boss

Mammon x GN! Reader

The news were full of what happened at the last clown pageant. Everything was about Fizzarolli and his relationship with Asmodeus and how Mammon was ridiculed...

Mammon was FURIOUS

He needed a new face, a new someone to put everywhere and make money. He did everything until he finally found it... He found you.

You were perfect! You were funny, good looking and great for the audience! The perfect clown to replace Fizzarolli!

Mammon immediately made plushies, cereal, service bots (you choose what kind of service), hell, even a body pillow of ya!

Phone cases... Halloween costumes for kids... Lamps... Everything!

You became a star!

But like every star, you were a victim of the internet effect of the rule too

For some unknown reason, people shipped you and Mammon

No one knew why, but when you opened your phone, on Envybrl (Tumblr), on Sintter (Twitter or X), there were fanart of you and Mammon

All kind of Fanart! (I know I don't do NSFW, but when I say any kind, I mean any kind)

Mammon saw it too, a lot of it too

"What is that? Wh- why are we hugging in this one?"

He says, pointing at his phone, looking at a fanart of him and you cuddling

"i don't know, sir... The internet scares me"

"Ye..."

Mammon didn't understand why. When Fizzarolli was there no one made these things, but with you it was different

The more Mammon watched, the more he realized how beautiful you looked, and how he liked these fanarts

Mammon started to like every post and imagine these things were true...

Every day, you find a new gift at your door from an unknown person, even if it wasn't that unknown because the wrapping was green black and yellow

One day though, Mammon decides to Rizz you up, because obviously he won't do it normally

"Sir, you wanted me here?"

You said after being called in his office, only to find Mammon in his special valentine outfit (It's just the old one but pink and with hearts)

"Hey, Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection"

That was horrible, adorable, but horrible

"Sir... What?"

"oh, shit uh... Well, I'm out of lines"

"What is happening?"

"Well, I never thought that would've happened, since you're a lower class and shit- but, I found myself liking these fan arts mentally unstable people post of us.."

"Oh!"

You were stunned. Mammon. THE Mammon... Likes you?"

"Well... If I'm gonna be honest... I also found myself liking some of those posts..."

Mammon didn't realise at first and looks at you confused (Idiot)

"I like you too"

Just after you tell him he realises. Mammon smiles widely and hugs you with his four arms, so tightly you couldn't breath

"oh, you're a bloody legend, Y/N!"

"Eh... The internet is really a magical place..."

#i love him #he's so stupid #hb mammon #helluva mammon #helluva boss #helluva boss mammon #helluva boss x reader #mammon x reader hb #mammon x reader #mammon x reader helluva boss #helluva boss mammon x reader #vivziepop #oneshot #mammon helluva boss #gn y/n #hellaverse

[cherubcleric]

scott pilgrim would have the audacity to post this about wallace with "no homo though!" in the tags

#🐇 posts! #🐇 tw﹕semnsfw. #he's so stupid #and i can say that btw i'm a scott kinnie #so basically i have the right to say whatever i want abt him #and i am saying he is so so stupid #wallace: was it no homo when u sent this to me drunk at 2am #scott: yeah! sometimes u just want to suck ur roommate off until his stomach caves in and that's normal :) #wallace: why am i morosexual #scott: don't say that about yourself wallace!! you're literally the smartest person i've ever met!!!!! #i HATE them (lying) #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #spvtw #spto #wallace wells #scollace

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I know you JUST reopened your asks and I'm sorry to jump right in but I have just had the funniest idea and I have to share!

you know how some people personify/give names to body parts especially ones that they're obsessed with? imagine reader doing that to Königs dick, telling she's missed him and her best friend while grabbing his crotch. theyre cuddling on the bed and she tells him she has to do some catching up with "his majesty" before diving under the covers to stroke him and take him into her mouth. he is ofc gonna be thrilled about this, finally he's getting the treatment he's always craved, he teases her once that she loves his dick more than she loves him, and chuckles when she just responds with a "hmmm~". but then he's laying in his bed, his lady to his side and he just can't seem to sleep...a familiar feeling is clawing at him and sour taste in his mouth keeps him up...she can't be...right?

TL;DR : König is now jealous of his own cock :(

Lmao König getting jealous of his cock is only canon

I mean he’s only human. Knows that his height and mass are his strong suits, he’s aware he’s rather big down there and that his dick is vaguely pretty (as far as horse cocks go). It strokes his ego like nothing else to see you gasp and giggle when you see it, you look like it’s your birthday everytime he unzips his pants. You’re his one woman cult and König couldn’t be happier!

But… there are two sides to this coin.

First he’s happy about getting so much attention, he feels like a sex god when he’s with you, but then comes the upset and the angy. Is his dick the only thing you’re attracted to? :/

Yes he knows he’s big, yes he knows he’s tall. But do you even like him…? Do you even adore his jokes?? Your eyes are always sparkling when you see his crotch, now Entschuldigung but his eyes are up here :( You're a naughty little minx, and on top of everything only giggle under the covers when he asks if you still love him. “I’ll show you how much,” you say, but that’s not what he meant! He needs you to say it like you're Romeo and Juliet!!

Call him old-fashioned but he needs you to whisper it to him when you’re cuddling. Or better yet, when he’s inside you, looking into your eyes until your lower lip starts to tremble with emotion. He wants you to say it with tears in your eyes while he’s balls deep inside you, holding your hand. Babbling about how much you love his cock doesn’t count!

#jealous könig #poor thing <3 #he's so stupid #könig x you #answered

[natasha-lightwood]

asos jaime is so funny his internal monologue is literally “yeah i'm going to return the stark girls. you know, the objectively moral thing to do. nono, guys, you don’t get it, it’s not because i’m a good person, it’s ironic. it’s for the lolz”

#“wouldn’t it be sooo funny if i did this when nobody is expecting me to keep my word” #jaime “i'm having my redemption arc for the bit” lannister #he's so stupid #i love him #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #sansa stark #arya stark #catelyn stark #asos #a storm of swords #asoiaf #jaime iii #game of thrones #got

[beanghostprincess]

to all the people starting one piece and thinking trafalgar law is the smart character: don't.

#HE'S SO STUPID #and he's so stressed #and he's a failguy he's just a failguy #and i luv him #one piece #trafalgar d water law

[heyitsspiders]

he's so tired from being annoying all day

#he's so stupid #i love him #he's just so tired #sleeping on his trashed bed #(its okay me too adam) #hazbin hotel #lucifer #hazbin hotel adam #digital art #adam hazbin hotel #adam #sinner adam #hazbin adam

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

So you mean to tell me that Geoff carved that thing with his NIPPLES???????

#i guess transmasc tiddy has special powers /j #what the FUCK!!!!!! #I can't #he's so stupid #but so talented #he carved that entire thing with his NIPPLES..... #I'm gonna go contemplate my existence #total drama #td geoff #tdrr #“dude! that's one of your best nipple sculptures yet!” HE MADE MORE????????? #I'm gonna pass away /j

[half-oz-eddie]

Steve telling Billy he can out-smoke him, until Steve claims he's hearing colors and seeing sounds and begs Billy not to move him so fast because his soul hasn't caught up with his body

#billy's from california why would you say that steve #he's so stupid #harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington

[detroitbecomeonline]

Nines: Heat up the food for eight minutes. Gavin: Okay. microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep Nines: Nines: why are you pressing that many buttons

#My friend and I are on Discord mic and she just sent me this in text as she heard this over mic (permission gotten to share ofc) #im nines he's gavin the reed900 strikes again im crying #he's so stupid #dbh #dbh incorrect quotes #reed900 #dbh textposts #mine #irl

[eldritch-possum]

Sometimes i think we give Bill too much credit. Half of the show he looks like he's bullshitting his way through without a solid plan and i love him for that.

His ego is too high for his flat brain /affectionate

#bro wanted to open the portal and destroy the journals at the same time #bro straight up admitted his plans to Ford for no reason #could've gaslit him more for the content #then again the whole thing from the last mabelcorn #he's so stupid #i love him #gravity falls #bill cipher

[woundedheartwithin]

#yakuza #yakuza 0 #majima goro #my screenshots #he's so stupid #i love him so much