#he's like freiza invulnerable times a million

[mysterylover123]

Mysterylover watches Bleach episode 293-294 "Aizen, this is why Syndrome said No Monologuing."

1. Aizen vs Ichigo, right off the bat! That was fast. Anyway let's see how long Ichi can last. Take your bets. Five minutes? Half an episode?

2. Aizen is like "Bitch I'm so the GOAT you'll never ever ever be able to touch me" and Ichi is like 'oh shit' while everyone else joins in so Aizen can be distracted with more SideFights. Le sigh. Please overpower them all really fast, Aizen, I need this arc to MOVE.

3. Damn Aizen really is good. He can practically teleport. He's like maz power Frieza but now "final form" stuff. Oh shit maybe this isn't even his final form. Dammit how long IS this arc?!

4. Aizen brings up Momo again to piss of Hitsu, which I'm SURE is going to turn out well for hitsu.

5. WOW Aizen actually drew his sword and looks a litle worried. I guess I underestimated the SideGuards. Well, they have Hitsu on their team so technically there is a main character in the mix

6. Aizen however, who knows he's the Main Villain, is totally unimpressed now. And he decides to sexily beat them all while gin watches and fanboys over him

7. And really evil demonic music starts playing while Gin explains "they follow him cause he's really really OP ya'll. That's all". Um OK.

8. Basically Aizen aces all of them because he's too OP to ever ever lose. I guess this is gonna come down to Ichi going Super Saiyan or something like that. I mean technically he already did that this arc. Though if he combined powers with Orihime's healing...I'm just saying dude.

9. Poor Ichi watches and Aizen just slashes through all the SideVillains in seconds, because he,s' well, Aizen. Gotta get a move on Ichi he's gotten through the side fights, now he's gonna go after actual MCs

10. OMG Aizen vs Soi Fun. THIS GONE BE GOOD. You're not dealing with a SideFight now dude, you're dealing with a REAL badass. And Soi Fun immediately STABS AIZEN IN THE FREAKING CHEST. Cause she's a BAD-ASS-M-F.

11. Ichigo you just got shown up. I mean, it doesn't work, but hey, she landed a hit on him, which is more than our MC has done yet.

12. AND HOLY CRAP while she had him occupied freaking Kenny impaled him! HOW THE HELL IS HE ALIVE FROM THAT. Anyway the Mainish guard characters are actually getting Aizen looking a little worried, but since he's Aizen I assume he's fine.

13. And somehow, because he's Aizen, Aizen tricked Hitsu into killing Momo instead. WHAT. HOW. WHAT. He swapped with her? How'd he do that? Did he talk her into doing that? Or just puppeteer her?

14. Basically Aizen's been hypnotizing everyone All Along. Damn poor Momo. He really is a dick to her. What'd she ever do to him. Hitsu loses it and Aizen gets him. And Soi fun. And everyone, because Main Villain.

15. So after 294 spends most of its runtime on recap we finally get back to WHAT WE CAME FOR AT THE START OF 293, Ichigo vs Aizen. Geez took you two long enough.

16. DAMMIT OLD SHINIGAMI DUDE NOT YOU TWO. STOP INTERRUPTING DAMMIT.

17. Anyway so Aizen is facing off with Old Dude whose name I still don't remember. I'm gnona call him Shinigami Dumbledore.

18. Dammit Ichigo stop standing around while Aizen sets the city on fire! Or is it Shinigami Dumbledore, I can't tell.

19. Some weird ass skull faced thing attacks Shinigami dumbledore from nowhere. Wonderweiss Aizen calls him, which is a cool enough name that I'll probably remember it

20. Oh it's that weird ass shinigami that makes strange noises. OK so he was a chekhov's gun.

21. Long story short Shinigami dumbledore kicks Wonderweiss ass. Aizen monologues a bit about how Actually I Am Not Evil Casue They're Just Shinigami whatever. Whatever dude would you JUST FIGHT THE MAIN CHARACTER ALREADY.

22. Aizen delivers another monologue that can also be best summed up as ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU and redirects a bunch of fire into a big explosion to destroy Karakura town. And possibly kill Shinigami Dumbledore. Or at least try to. Damn dude you had that big an explosion and you only managed to singe SD's face a little?

23. Aizen, coat billowing dramatically, goes into the pit to kill SD, but spends too much time MONOLOGUING about how he's gonna kill him, so SD has time to grab his foot and blow them both up.

24. And Ichigo finally DOES SOMETHING, goes Super Saiyan, and slashes at him, just in time for the To Be Continued sign. So we end exactly where we started.

#bleach #mysterylover watches bleach #ichigo kurosaki #sosuke aizen #soi fun #tōshirō hitsugaya #momo hinamori #aizen is so over the top #that he's kinda funny #it's like #yup all according to keikaku #you're missing an arm sir #yes that was aslo all according to keikaku #he's like freiza invulnerable times a million #no clue how they plan to beat him #but hey at least our MC is doing something #lol imagine hime just #walks out and rewinds aizen outta existence in like #two seconds #too bad she's too nice for that