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to-be-a-dreamer · 5 months
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Tango is actually SOOOOOO lucky his task was to follow around the one guy who was behaving so bizarrely everyone was so preoccupied with trying to figure out what was going on with him that they didn't even notice Tango mimicking his every move
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I like to imagine Simeon carries a small pair of glasses in his pocket that he wears in Christopher Peugeot mode.
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I think Henry Emily would unironically create a horrible Frankenstein's monster if you gave him the resources.
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panakina · 6 days
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I do genuinely love any AU where Jason on his own decided he was going to look after Crime Alley, whether pre-adoption or no adoption at all, he just got to it. Give him a tire iron and a hoodie and he'll be neck deep in trouble and getting called baby by the local sex workers in thirty seconds flat.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months
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Rufioh: b1tten by a rad1oact1ve c1cada now all 1 do 1s s1t 1n a tree and scream all day
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traveler: okay, but what if we went to dinner not as acquaintances this time?
enjou: as enemies?! i thought we were past that!
traveler:
traveler: as friends, Enjou.
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sableunavailable · 1 year
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*sighs dreamily* he's so fucked up and strange...
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silliestgoosery · 7 months
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Guys I've read so many emotional and heart breaking and beautiful fanfics about the reunion and I wanna give all of the writers a kiss on the forehead
BUT we do know that stede is absolutely gonna fuck up this apology so bad right? Like this man is going to say the worst possible things and make the situation so much worse (before the happy ending obvs)
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annoyedlord · 2 months
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your therapist sounds chill
I wouldn't be surprise to find him, during a riot, on top of a bus stop smoking weed while enjoying the chaos tbh
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flannelepicurean · 5 months
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goku is an extremely "oh hey guys!" fella surrounded by "goddammit goku!" guys (gender inclusive)
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Do you think Aziraphale and Crowley invented anniversaries for themselves? They obviously don't have birthdays since they existed since before time began. We know that Aziraphale has all sorts of human documents, so he must have invented birthdays for his various identities throughout history. Did he pick the same date every time and just changed years? Is there a particular date he favours?
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silverior968 · 7 months
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Skulduggery Pleasant fans:
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warlordfelwinter · 2 months
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it's weird to think that the biggest impact i've had on random strangers (afaik) is that people think about charlie the red footed tortoise wanting his appy slices whenever they eat apples or see a tortoise or whatever
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lilac-gold · 8 months
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Imagine young Mikhael, only 6 years old. Brown hair, wearing his little bakery uniform. Throwing a bit of a tantrum about not wanting to work in a bakery. Proclaiming he hates bread with a passion. Vowing to never ever eat bread ever again, swearing it off completely.
Then, he upholds that. For ten years.
He lives in a house with bread fanatics, people who've owned a bakery for four generations and love being bakers. They eat bread all the time, with almost every meal, and make it every day. But Mikhael, from age six to sixteen, never once eats any of it. He refuses to, all because he swore off eating bread as a little kid. No matter how much Daphne, or Bowen, or his parents try, they cannot convince him to eat it.
He is one of the most stubborn characters I have ever seen and I love him for it.
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Fractured memories William spends most of the story explaining away his and his children's various supernatural ailments as just normal sickness.
His skin will be on fire and suddenly blood will start pouring out of his Spring lock scars and he'll still reaffirm that this is a very normal illness.
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convexicalcrow · 1 year
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also kinda feel like Cub was sitting there wondering what to do on Empires and someone sidled up to him and asked if he wanted to be a skulk-infested weirdo for Lore reasons and he said yes before they'd even finished asking. XD
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