#he's a magnificent dancer i cannot stress that enough. and everything i said in this post is true

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i hope The World’s Unfortunate Situation ends soon because robbie fairchild is in desperate need of stage musical to perform in. he’s posted approximately 4 million videos of himself on roofs (probably his roof but it’s funnier to imagine that on any given roof in new york, robbie could be there) moving like a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man to the worst music i’ve ever heard. but i watch anyways because the movement is sexy and hypnotic. he moves like he’s possessed by every theatre student at once. robbie’s feeling the music like he’s riding the high of thousands of commenters telling him he’s the best performance in cats 2019. and they’re right. he dances like he’s so delirious from all the fucking pollen in his house that his dog is gonna have to learn CPR soon

#yes... i have been binge watching gayle #so the humour style is rubbing off on me #robbie fairchild #the tone of this is comedically aggressive but its actually adoration #i mean the music he dances to isn't my cup of tea but he clearly likes it #anyways i watched a bunch of his dancing videos on his instagram #he's a magnificent dancer i cannot stress that enough. and everything i said in this post is true #he really does move like a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man #i just wanna say i'd be perfectly comfortable with robbie himself seeing this post