#he’s just ....hot okay!

[barrel-crow-n]

Inej when she was younger: I want a kind, pious boy who brings me my favourite flower because he took the time to know me well enough to know which one I like most

Inej's future boyfriend: A bitch, literally the most impious person alive, people literally think he's a demon, gifts Inej knives instead of flowers, chucks flowers into the canals

#“isn't he just so dreamy?” #at least he's hot <33 #no he's TRYING okay?? #he may be a soaked evil rat of a man #but he is TRYING :3 #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #grishaverse #six of crows duology #kanej

[chubunited]

help i cant stop drawing big boob maxxy in crop tops

#fatfur #furry #maxxy #my art #fat appreciation #sorry not sorry he's just hot okay

[junkanimate]

I'm a big believer that Tang had long hair when he was younger, It's true in my mind.

Also here's an artistic rendition of Mk's reaction when Tang finally decided to cut them (100% the scene from adventure time)

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk mk #lmk tang #mk monkie kid #tang monkie kid #my art #everytime I see an edit of Tang with long hair I get 2 more years in this world #he's just perfect with long hair #PLEASE GIVE THIS MAN LONG HAIR #I NEED IT #also sorry I have no idea if Finn actually says “hot chop” in that scene #but everyone just generally quotes that scene wrong so eh #it's okay if it's not 100% perfect

[thebubblesareevil]

Writing prompt: Danny failed science and Temperature affects the weather!!!

So when a cold front meets a warm front is can cause a storm, sometimes they can become extremely dangerous….

Danny has been really stressed lately with college applications and exams, plus the fact that his powers have been getting stronger lately. So one day he flys out to the middle of nowhere and lets off some steam in the form of letting his ice core go a little crazy. He does this every now and then to help him destress, today he used a little more power than usual but no big deal right?

Wrong. One week later the justice league is at his door and confronting him about a series of severe storms that have been created that they managed to track the energy source back to him.

Now they are trying to confront him about being a weather powered meta.

To be fair he was fighting the box ghost when they were learning about hot and cold fronts, how was he supposed to know they could form tornados?

#danny phantom #ghost king danny #dc x dp #brain vomit #dp x dc #writing prompt #I don’t have time to make another one! #ice core #pay attention in science class kids #hot+cold+water=bad day #justice league #okay but imagine red tornado #forcing Danny to sit through an entire lecture #on the water cycle and how cold air can affect meteorological events #Danny is trying so hard to convince them he’s not a meta #he’s just dead

[got-the-dreams]

🐍

#im sorry i stripped the tennantness out of david tennant #i tried to put it back but it didnt work out sigh #now hes just an anime guy #but at least hes hot #so thats what matters #and #i didnt misplace the glasses okay its just tipped down #crowley #good omens s2 #good omens #good omens 2 #aziracrow #aziraphale #my art #good omens fanart #drawing #illustration #art

[meownotgood]

no even if it was the doggy position he'd lean against your figure and nuzzle his face to the crook of your neck, one arm embracing u tightly that man CANNOT even fuck you without making sure you know you're loved - bnuuy bunny bun

oh you're so right... I've always thought that too...

aki is just the sweetest to you, even when he's fucking you from behind he's still treating you so softly — he presses his body close to yours, practically leaning against you, and he grabs your chin and tilts your head up so he can kiss your forehead. he's so slow and gentle with every deep rock of his hips to make sure he won't hurt you.

and since he can't see your face from this position, can't look into your eyes, can't kiss you as easily as he wants to, he ends up talking a whole lot more; aki leans in close to your ear and mutters constant breathy words of reassurance, telling you how good you're making him feel, how perfect you are, how much he loves you.

god, you're beautiful, so beautiful, he's mumbling in his smooth tone, he holds your waist steady with one hand and drags his palm over your back, your side, down to your thighs, his touch so gentle it could only be his. you can hear him breathing hard in your ear, can feel his heart pounding in his chest when he wraps an arm around you and pulls you closer. he kisses your nape, rests his hand over yours when he sees you grabbing a tight fistful of the pillow, his fingers caress your knuckles ever-so delicately as he fucks into you nice and slow until his pelvis is flush with your ass. you feel so good, want you to moan for me louder- can you say my name baby? that's it... I've got you... I love you, love you more than anything...

#I was happy when I first saw your ask because I always think of this too lolol #he's just.... so soft.... #okay maybe he could look into your eyes by making you tilt your head back and that'd be kind of hot #but that's super uncomfortable for your neck and he wants you to be comfy #he'll run his fingers through your hair while you bury your face in the pillow and scream #it's like... I've always thought doggy is kind of an impersonal position because you can't see each other (maybe u understand) #but aki makes it *very* personal #he's constantly running his hands all over you and making sure you're hearing his voice #aki. I need you #ask mags #aki <3 #aki hayakawa x reader #aki x reader #aki hayakawa smut #aki smut

[saphushia]

need to be hooked up to an IV of etho music content i need it i need it i need-

references -> || nameless ghoul from the band Ghost || BTS || sheila rock - the rehearsal ||

#i tried really hard to find more concrete image sources than just descriptions and img links but #i spent a good hour chasing threads and thats the best i've got #i dont know much abt music other than. musicians hot. seeing ppl play music hot #tried different color style for that first one its fun #ethoslab #vintagebeef #beetho #<- open to interpretation. they're dorks <3 #hermitcraft #mcyt #art #fanart #hermitcrap #i think etho has an insane ear for copying songs he hears and putting notes together but can't read sheet music for shit #etho the kinda guy to go 'eh yeah i'm okay at playing' and then near-perfectly play a song he heard one time

[toasteaa]

Horrible, awful habit of running my thumb on my lip when I think. Holding the tip of it between my teeth, letting it rest on the swell of my bottom lip, letting my tongue just barely touch the very tip of it; cannot - will not - stop thinking about Neuvillette fixating on it.

It's nothing significant - it should be nothing significant - but oh. There's something about it. The motion of your thumb running over the deep curve of your bottom lip, up along the crest and pausing on the dip of your cupid's bow, before continuing its path back down to settle back in the middle of your bottom lip; as though it's a pillow for it to rest while you gather your thoughts. The indentation as you push down ever so slightly, just enough to let the tip slide in. It's barely enough to even count as your mouth being open; your lips are too full to let more than the barest hint of teeth show where they're lightly closed around your nail. Your tongue is just barely raised to meet the intrusion. It's almost an invisible action, but he can see the tiniest flicker of movement when your tongue presses against the tip, and it makes something in him ache.

Neuvillette doesn't understand it; how something so innocent, so casual, could send these licks of desire straight through him. How, even though it does not (fully) distract him from the topic at hand, he finds himself following every move with his eyes while you're blissfully unaware. How he wonders if you'd make the same expression if it were his thumb against your lips. Or even, how you'd look if it were something else entirely -

It's not long before he slips up. His hand moves faster than yours, and while he tilts your chin up against his fingers his thumb rests against that curved swell of your lip; he's almost lost in the softness of it. He can feel your surprised gasp through the thin material of his glove along with the startled whisper of his name you let out and - oh, it sends a flame through him. He can't stop himself as he follows that familiar path, feeling the gentle dips that he's traced with his eyes so frequently.

He blinks. His mind catches up with his actions.

"Forgive me," said so calmly, as if Neuvillette's heart wasn't racing in his ears.

Yet he doesn't stop. He lets his thumb continue that path, rest on your cupid's bow, before coming back to rest on your bottom lip. Your lips are already parted, they have been the entire time, but he can't help but gently tug your lips down just a bit further. Just a little hint of that temptation -

"I was simply curious."

Surely you will pull away. Surely you will reprimand him for touching you so freely, so...wantonly.

"Only curious?"

For the first time since he'd moved, Neuvillette's eyes meet yours, and he can't describe the feeling curling through him when he sees that telltale spark in your eyes. Though, perhaps the softly stifled groan he lets out when you open your mouth oh so slightly to let his thumb rest against your teeth tells on his emotions more than he could put into words. You tease him with a bite and watch as his pupils dilate at the action, listen as he sucks in an uncharacteristically sudden breath. Relish in the hint of gravel that lingers on his exhale.

"...only curious." A lie. A blatant lie. But...perhaps it's one you can let him slip away with for now.

#toast talks #genshin impacted #Toast gets self indulgent before passing out AGAIN #Whatever I deserve this!!! I deserve to tease that old man and see what gets him going!!! #I also think its hot and sexy that I do in fact trace my lips when I'm thinking. I also bite on them which means he should bite them too - #just bend me over your desk already FUCK #x reader #genshin x reader #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x you #genshin smut #neuvillette smut #kind of???? its suggestive at the very least #okay goodnight I have to go dream about a dragon that absolutely wants to fuck but is holding himself back for some reason 🫡

[thesealanterns]

I suddenly resized I love this character

This line made me laugh

#yo not sick anymore #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #Adam #the fact that I watch this and Hilda makes me laugh #I know people think he’s ugly but I’m just happy he’s not blond with blue eyes #instead he’s a dick… a hot- #okay i’ll shut up now

[phoenixyfriend]

Something something """canon""" age difference, modern AU where Rex actually is a decade younger than Anakin

And for Reasons, 34yo Anakin and 39yo Padme have decided to invite this Hot Young 24yo Who Just Exited The Military into their bed for a quick romp that turns into something of a longterm relationship that is sortakinda sugaring

………….just realized this makes Rex only [checks math] twelve or thirteen years older than the twins.

Which is very funny to me. These tweens are so unimpressed by the GI Bill college guy their parents are wooing. Is this supposed to be their new babysitter? A nanny? Wait, he's your boyfriend??? EW.

Such a weird age difference to have with your sorta stepkids

#rexanidala #rexwalker #anidala #rexidala #captain rex #anakin skywalker #padme anidala #skywalker twins #phoenix talks #modern au #age difference #star wars #the clone wars #Rex was probably medically discharged due to a head injury that required brain surgery (a la chip removal) #I want him to be a college dude. but also he's had a career already. sorta. It got cut short but it was a real contract with the military #but I want people ragging on Anidala for dating 'a college kid' and they keep protesting that he's 24! he's a veteran! he's on the GI Bill! #Rex Fett Is Old Enough To Make His Own Decisions Thank You #Rex is just like. okay then. you folks can have your age discourse I'm gonna go put on some swim trunks and be lifeguard for your 12yo twin #means I can get in their good books by being the adult supervision for the pool time they want to have #while also showing off some Nice Pecs for the hot rich older couple I'm dating

[fandomunsexyman]

SVSSS is a novel with a fandom.

[ID: A Scum Villain edit of the "missing the point" meme. A bullet arcs from velinxi art of child Shen Jiu kneeling while furiously glaring. The bullet says, "People are not entirely one thing or the other and holding them to these extremes ignores the complexities that come with their humanity." It arcs over the head of a person across from it, who ignores the bullet and exclaims: "Wow!! Shen Jiu's only crime was being mean and was wrongly hated!" End ID]

#i have so many thoughts about him but he is SO mischaracterized in a lot of fics #like just 'he would not fucking say that' on repeat #because shen jiu's entire thing is that he was CANONICALLY a terrible person #yes his backstory was sad but that doesn't make him Suddenly Good #shen qingqiu is an incredibly complex character but can y'all not pretend that his only flaw is being mean #like shen jiu failed original luo binghe in every way #as his caretaker as an adult in his life on EVERY level #'the tea had healing medicine in it!!' no it did not #shen jiu poured boiling hot tea on a child as a grown man because he was jealous. of said child. #like the entire POINT of his secret backstory was to showcase his complexity!! #and to see so much fandom stuff that's just Shen Yuan in the Opposite Direction is Hm #like he's fun to analyze but let's not pretend that he wasn't a terrible fucking person #while I'm ranting shen jiu would not casually talk about his trauma either #shen jiu's entire thing WAS appearances and even post character arc i think he'd struggle to open up to others #so like NOOOO he would not just tell someone something terrible that happened to him in his past #he'd rather die #okay rant over but this phenomenon is just SO frustrating to me #svsss #shen jiu #scum villian's self saving system #original shen qingqiu

[mishiami]

is anyone in the crowd normal or has everyone else been thinking about them for the past 12 hours since this episode

#okay but poe trying to hype himself up to get some praise and ranpo going WE HAVE NO TIME FOR THAT #made me laugh a lot #poe wants acknowledgement from his boo. ranpo wants praise from his dad. only one of these goals is achievable #I'VE ALSO BEEN WAITING FOR S5 JUST TO DRAW THAT LAST ONE #POE LOOKS GOOD MAN #MY HANDSOME LITTLE BABYGIRL #RANPO !! TELL HIM HES HOT !!!!! TREAT HIM RIGHT !!!!!!!! #ranpo edogawa #edgar allan poe #ranpo bsd #poe bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd #ranpoe #bsd spoilers #bsd s5 #bsd poe #bsd ranpo

[ojamayellow]

Transformers Funnies [CBV Style]

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / ?

#transformers cyberverse #cyberverse #transformers #wheeljack #shockwave #clobber #whirl #hot rod #perceptor #soundwave #dead end #starscream #windblade #meteorfire #cosmos #astrotrain #and listen. dead end would be like “oh im gonna die? :/ okay sure.”. #ALSO if you visit my twitter account @shotriser....youll also see these memes. in fact i post them there early first. in a master thread #ALSO ABOUT THE LAST ONE. DEAD END LIKES MEN BUT IDK IF HE REALISES YET. also i just read it in his monotone voice its so funny #dead end kiss percy challenge

[mushyfart]

someone restrain me good god

#I unfortunately have to tone down my devious behavior because ive been discovered by the public #im so normal about him #going feral #herbert west #reanimator #yes I know he's just standing there #it's hot okay #🙄 #im so sick oh my fiddledeedoo #fiddledeedee

[shima-draws]

Watching an interview with Taz and Iñaki and Iñaki was like 'I wonder what happens on Whole Cake Island between me and Taz 👀' AND I'M SITTING HERE LIKE

#Me; pointing: WHOLE CAKE ISLAND MENTION #INAKI DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THI #Taz was like 'I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT OKAY' #HOMIE. #Anyway I haven't talked OPLA in a hot second but Taz and Iñaki's relationship makes me soooo. #They're just so supportive of each other and it makes me CRY #I love the OPLA cast so so much #They're all goobers #OPLA #One Piece #One Piece live action #INAKI IS LITERALLY SO SILLY HE IS THE LUFFY EVER #Iñaki Godoy #Taz Skylar #Shima speaks

[httpiastri]

i suddenly forgot how to breathe

#sitting in glass and trying to breathe properly #we have a guest lecturer and she’s extremely boring so tbh this saved me #but oh my GOD #the neck???? in a shirt like this….. okay #necklaces :(((( so sweet (and hot) #and the bracelet :( and his hand and the way he holds the glass and just- #no i’m not overreacting #someone please tell me i’m not overreacting #i love love love when he’s got his broccoli hair all curled up and huge but #this is also so sweet 🥺🥺🥺 when it’s more flat #just the tips curled up #i love it #his nose 😵😵 #okay i shouldn’t be on my phone in class bye #f2 #f3 #paul aron