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lukabby · 7 months
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Sabitzer transferred to Dortmund?????? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
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xoxomoonlightxoxo · 4 months
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P&C | Ch. 6: You Can Be My Baby For Tonight
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“Okay, that’s going to be an hour,” I say, pressing the power button. Finally, I made eye contact with Jungkook, who was now busy smelling the fabric softener in my basket. 
“Hhmm, peaches, that’s why you smell so nice,” he grins softly, meeting my eyes. I hide my flustered state with a giggle and pack up. Hoping that something comes up so he can leave, I ask if he has any plans for tonight. He shakes his head. 
“Nope, which reminds me, there's going to be a welcome party at one of the frat houses, you should come,” he says, his doe eyes sparkling under the basement lights. I genuinely try to give it a chance, but the mere thought of another party is making me nauseous. 
“Oh no thank you, I really should just stay back and focus on school,” I reply with a soft smile, hoping he would get the hint. 
“Come on Mira, it's only the second week. Plus, Jiah and Jimin will be there as well.” Jungkook says, not breaking our eye contact. 
“Well, I'll think about it, but thank you again for the invitation. Anyways, why are you so determined to make me go?” I laugh, flipping my hair to the side feeling my ego rise as we speak. 
“Have you become obsessed with me already?” I tease. 
“Relax Kenough, I want to redeem myself from the last party. That was sleep-deprived Jungkook,” he scoffs, leaning back on the laundry machine. 
“Ok ok well, can't wait to see your redemption arc,” I tease, sticking out my tongue as I make my way to the exit door. Jungkook follows behind.
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When Jungkook said he didn't have any plans for tonight he really meant it. For the next hour, we just walked around campus and talked about our life before university. He was in a band with Tae and Jimin when they were in high school called, Bulletproof Boys. I had to laugh. 
“And you dared to make fun of my shirt?” I cackle, trying to maintain my composure at the goofy name. 
“YAH! That was the best option, be glad we didn't go with Tae's idea, The JJV” he quickly scoffs back, stuttering from frustration. I can't help but begin to hiccup from all the laughing. 
“JJV? That sounds like a disease … or a cult. Did you guys even want to attract girls or …?” I giggle, looking him dead in the eyes. He pushes me gently before sitting on the bench in front of the dorm building. 
“So, have you decided yet?” Jungkook quickly changes the subject as I take a seat beside him. Amid the giggles, I look up at him with confusion. 
“Oh, you meant the party? I mean sure, I guess, I'm feeling better now. Anyways, who would want to miss out on the opportunity of seeing a not sleep-deprived Jungkook?” I smile at him, sticking out my tongue. 
“Be careful Miraya, you might manifest something,” he leans in, giving me a grin. I pretend to puke and walk to the entrance. Again, Jungkook follows like a puppy, teeth peeking through his soft smile. 
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7:00 p.m.
Jiah: Hey lovely, are you almost ready? I’ll pick you up in about 15 mins. 
I look down at my phone, hair still in rollers as I touch up my makeup. My body tenses up, nerves are at an all-time high. I’m still not 100% sure about going but evidently, it’s too late now. What’s the big deal? It’s just going to be me and Jiah, Jimin, Tae, and Jungkook. Stop it, Mira. I dismiss the tension and quickly fix up my hairdo with a layer of hairspray. 
We were at the destination within the next hour, both of us looking great as usual. Jiah wore her new mini silk dress with a sweetheart neckline. Hair in a half-up, half-down style she was giving sexy princess vibes. I was contemplating between two options but decided to go with a black ruffle mini-dress with my knee-high boots, leaving my hair down in soft curls. Borderline looking like I planned on cosplaying someone from Pirates of the Caribbean, but hey, it looked good so who am I to change? 
The welcome party was set at a huge frat house. Very surreal as I’ve never seen one in real life, let alone stepped foot into it. After leaving our Uber, I could see the mob of people flowing in through the entrance door lit by bright neon lights. Jiah gives me a reassuring smile as we blend into the madness. 
“Hey, girls!” I hear Jimin’s voice waving from across the room. Jiah waves back as we try to make it through the crowd of people, some of whom are already tipsy while others are too busy busting down moves on the dance floor. The whole place smells of alcohol and a mix of every perfume you can think of.  
“Hi baby,” Jiah melts into Jimin’s embrace as I say hi to the rest of the guys. 
“Hey Flip-flops, don’t you look nice?” I hear Tae’s tease as he salutes a hello. My eyes can’t help but roll, as I giggle at him. 
“Hey Tae, you don’t look too shabby yourself,” I grin with a soft smile. We spend some time catching up before I ask about Jungkook’s whereabouts. 
“He should be by the food table, said he was going to get us drinks,” Tae replies as I nod and excuse myself before heading to the said place. 
It was like looking for Waldo, everyone looked identical under the dim lights. Before heading back to the group with a plate full of various snacks, I’m halted by the feel of a hand on my shoulder. 
“Hi Peaches” Jungkook whispers into my ear. My eyes widen as he smiles back, his doe eyes somehow still sparkling. 
“Oh, peaches?” I giggle raising my right eyebrow. 
“What? Tae can call you flip-flops but you draw the line on peaches?” he grins, leaning back on the table, taking the plates off of my hands. I try to talk back but he is already walking back to the group, looking back at my appalled state. 
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So far the party was nice, we talked, or should I say gossiped, ate lots of food, and drank. I am not intrigued by the idea of alcohol, but it fits the theme tonight so I let loose. However, from the few instances that I did consume it, I can definitely say I’m a light drinker. The phenomenon proved itself once again, as I found myself swaying on the dance floor after two tequila cocktails. Jiah and Jimin decided to take a breather outside, while Tae was busy playing beer pong with his other buddies. 
“Please don’t stop the music … music … music,” I muttered under my breath as Rihana blasted on the speaker. With my hands in the air and eyes closed my body gave into the ambience. Before I could mutter the next lyric I was interrupted by Jungkook’s presence. 
“There you are, baby,” he says, his body filling the space between us. His hands pretend to rest on my waistline, cautious to not make actual contact. 
“Baby?” I question, looking up at his concentrated face. My eyes are hazed, lids heavy as I try to make out what is happening. 
“It was either that or some random stranger disturbing you,” he whispers into my ear, as I feel his lip ring on my skin. I was too drunk to even notice the guy in question, but something about Jungkook’s protective side made me step closer. 
“I like baby more than peaches,” I tip-toe, trying to reach his ear, placing my hands on his broad shoulders. Within a split second, my sober consciousness revokes my action, backing away as my gaze lowers to the floor. I try to shake my head before letting out a soft sorry. 
Jungkook steps closer and lifts my chin with his index finger and thumb, his eyes meet mine as he lets out a little chuckle. 
“You can be my baby for tonight,” he reassures, knowing dam well that he would be dead on a stick if I was sober. However, right now, neither of us protest the tension as our bodies groove with the music. My hands are once again on his shoulders, as he gently pulls me closer by the waist. Eyes locked on each other, the room becomes silent. For a moment, it was just the two of us. 
“You look beautiful by the way,” he whispers into my ear as I lean my head on his chest, feeling the fatigue build up. I try to reply with a soft thank you before feeling my heavy lids close. Jungkook’s hold on my body becomes firmer, as I melt into his embrace, the smell of his cologne blending in with my perfume.  
Before he could check on my state, Jungkook was interrupted by a bright flash coming from Tae’s phone camera. His boxy smile grows wider when he analyzes the situation on the dance floor. Pocking out his tongue he teases Jungkook with the photo, before taking a sip of water in hopes of sobering up. 
“How did this happen?” Tae chuckles, trying to see if I was still awake. His hands inches away from moving some stands of hair out of my face before being interrupted by Jungkook tsk. Tae shakes his head, raises his hands and backs away with a wide smile, rolling his eyes.
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erii-ya · 2 months
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The Huntress’s Prey pt1
Killer x FemReader
One Piece FanFic
A/N: I can't seem to finish my first story 'If it's you...' because I have so many ideas in my head and I need to write 'em down while they're fresh. But I'll be finishing it soon... when I get the vibe. For now, I'll share the beginning of Y/N and Killer's story.
*Triggering words/scenarios ahead* *spoilers*
**Remember that One Piece is the beautiful original story of Eiichiro Oda-sensei. Scenarios, places, and events are all fictional.**
WC: 3.3k
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Two weeks have passed since you got separated from your crew and ended up at the hands of the Kid pirates. As to how you ended up here, you had yet to learn. The only thing you know is waking up in a dark room with a throbbing pain on the top of your head, blood gushing out of it, probably hitting your head somewhere. You rummage through the room, looking for something to cover the wound to stop the bleeding, but don’t find any, so you have no choice but to rip a part of your clothes and use it as a temporary cover.
Still dizzy, perhaps from blood loss, since you’re unsure how long you’d been out, you struggled to walk past the door. After you open it, the sun’s rays illuminate the room, and you conclude that you are in a stock room. ‘And no one sees me here?’ a thought.
You’re surprised to see that you’re on a ship and it is currently sailing in the middle of the ocean. That Goddamn panda! You were so sure Kuma’d eradicate you right then, and the only thing you regret was not being able to help Luffy achieve his dream of becoming the Pirate King. But as you can see, you’re pretty much alive and just losing a lot of blood. However, if you don’t get your head treated, you’ll probably end up decomposing in no time.
You heard obnoxious waves of laughter under the deck, so you tried to find your way to where it was coming from, but being a cautious person, you looked for signs first to give you a clue of your current situation. That’s the time you saw the Jolly Roger dancing freely into the air at the top of the crow’s nest.
“Holy mother of cows…” you uttered. Redhair with goggles and a Punk-ish decorated ship. There is no mistaking it. “Is this where Kuma sent me? The Victoria Punk?!”
You can’t believe it. Is Kuma trying to get you tortured to death by this idiotic group of psychos? Since when have they been working for the World Government? You have so many questions but don’t have time to waste.
Even in a weakened state, you muster all your strength to prop yourself up on the ship’s railings, determined to jump overboard. You feel you have a better chance of surviving this way than getting caught by the Kid pirates.
Counting to three, you’re prepared to jump ship when strong, big arms grab your waist and yank you back onboard. You slammed on the floor deck, butt first.
“What do you think you’re doing?” a sexy baritone voice said. You glared at whoever it was, ready to bite, only to stop when your head started spinning and nausea kicked in—covering your mouth in an attempt to avoid puking. “I’m asking you, what were you doing? Are you thieving us?” the man asked again.
You can’t hold back the annoyance at the accusation. Here you are, separated from your crew, bleeding to death, trapped on another pirate’s ship, and don’t even know how or why you ended up here, and are getting charged with thieving on board a vessel that is sailing in the middle of the ocean. “And what kind of a dumb motherfucker would board a ship just to steal and escape in the middle of the fucking ocean, huh?!”
The man shrugged and simply pointed at you, “You, obviously. Isn’t that what you’ve been trying to do a while ago?” he’s calm, but you know better than to trust that calmness. For all you know, he’s already analyzing you behind his mask. He’s a buff 6” foot guy, tanned, wearing a plain, white, and light-blue striped full-head helmet with many rows of holes and what looks like modern headphones on both sides.
“Killer,” another man came up. He probably heard the commotion you were having. Some of their men were behind him, and all were staring at you. “Who’s the mouse?” ‘Killer, huh,’ you mentally note to yourself. Killer told him what happened. The man who called you a ‘mouse’ was the ship's captain, Eustass ‘Captain’ Kid. Of course, you know him, with that signature goggles and invisible eyebrows.
Kid looked back at you and grinned. The type of grin that means trouble. He walked closer to you, reaching down using his left arm to grab your hair and lifting you to his eye level. “Such a bold move for a little runt like you, aye?” he mocks at you.
You hiss in pain since Kid was grabbing the side of your head that has a wound on it, and it wasn’t that long until you felt warm liquid flowing down your face.
But you’re not one to back down so quickly, “Do you idiots even use that brain of yours?!” you returned. “What do I even want from your ship, assholes?!” you continued.
Kid answers with a slap on your face so hard that you taste blood. Because of the impact, you seem to have gotten a split on the lip. He didn’t stop at one slap but followed it with a more forceful second. Not only are you sporting a cut lip but a cut inside your other cheek as well. “Oi, you’re on my fuckin’ ship, bitch, and I can do whatever I want with you,” he said with a threatening voice.
“Oh, wow. Fuck, I’m scared.” you retorted sarcastically, feigning worry with a bored look. Veins popped at Kid’s head; feeling insulted and mad, he tightened his grip on your hair, making you swallow back a moan. “Can’t you try harder? The pain is subsiding, and it's starting to bore me,” said you, provoking Kid.
Kid is now fuming red, and you swear you can visibly see him spewing out steam like a volcano. You didn’t wait, though, for the next strike. Of course, you’re not an idiot like them. Doing the flying armbar at Kid, you lock his arm and head between your legs, resulting in him kneeling. Tightening your lock on his head, he starts thrashing, unable to breathe. You would’ve stayed in that position for much longer if only there wasn’t a blade pointed at your neck. “Oh? Now, you want to join in, too? Sorry, but I have no penchant for threesomes.” you nonchalantly said to Killer.
“Continue, or your head rolls on the floor,” he warned you. You burst out laughing, amused by what he said. His hand clenched tighter on the hilt of his scythe-like blades, veins showing in his arms. ‘Uh-huh, delicious,’ eyeing his arms.
You let out an exasperated sigh before letting go of Kid, and to make it quits, you grab onto Killer’s blades, point it back to your neck, slashing yourself with a swift motion, causing you to have a big scar lining it, now flowing with blood. Everyone looked at you dumbfounded, not expecting you to do something...insane?
“What? That’s what you call a trophy,” you said matter-of-factly. “See?” lifting your shirt to show them all the scars you collected over time, they sweatdrop.
“Anyway,” walking over to the side to sit down, resting your back on a wall, “since you fought with Luffy in Sabaody, I’ll call it quits. Not to mention this…” pointing at the slit you created on your neck making your point. “Or would you rather I stab myself instead?” you asked. The crew shakes their heads vigorously, aside from Kid and Killer.
“Fuckin’ retard!!” Kid, who seems fine now but still holding his neck.
“Talkin’ to yourself?” Kid’s crew was stunned as to how you could still talk back to their captain.
Kid ignores what you said. He’s more curious when you mention Luffy, “Maybe because he’s my captain?” You sound like it’s common sense.
He lifts one of his invisible eyebrows at you. “How come we never saw you at the auction house? From what I know, all of that monkey’s crew were there.” Kid doubted.
You glared at him when he called Luffy a monkey but suddenly got embarrassed remembering what you ended up doing in Sabaody.
Of course, you’re not there because you were elsewhere. “‘Cause I wasn’t there in the first place.” closing your eyes as you started having blurry vision, “I was out looking for…someone…and ended up…in a gambling house.”
You heard Killer saying something, but everything was turning fuzzy. Before you lose consciousness, you finish, “Just one thing. I don’t give a fuck whether you throw me offboard, feed me to the sharks, or sacrifice me for voodoo, but I’m so tired I’m going to fucking sleep! Wake me up, or you’ll see hell.” and with that, you fainted.
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Fast forward to today. You just finished cleaning one of the upper decks, and is now in the kitchen for Lunch. It was decided that you'll be cleaning the whole Victoria Punk as punishment for ‘sneaking’ in their ship. Surprisingly, they didn’t do anything to you that day you fainted, and you woke up in their infirmary, fully bandaged. As per Kid, he’s willing to do you some ‘charity’ since you’re connected with Luffy, who he sees as interesting and a competitive rival. So you’ll stay with the Kid pirates until you leave for the next island. 
Well, that is the original plan. However, Kid being an ass, doesn’t want to let you go because you haven’t 'finished cleaning the whole ship.' To which, ladies and gentlemen, is so goddamn huge! It was 5 or 10 times or more bigger than the Sunny! How the hell can you finish cleaning all of it by yourself?!
Footsteps approach you, and you don’t need to take a second guess on who it is, “You sure take your time, huh? How the hell will you finish cleaning my ship if you’re moving like a turtle?!” Like, what does he want you to do? Use some kind of trick to clean his colossal ship magically?
You rolled your eyes, and without looking at the person speaking, you sassed, “...and why the hell are you bugging me every chance you get, huh, Kid?!”. Kid forcibly turned you around to face him cupping your cheeks tightly, “Call me Captain, you bitching runt. Don’t forget that you’re on my ship and…”. 
“...you can do whatever you want with me.” You finish his lines for him. “Yeah, yeah. How many times have you reminded me about it? It starts to age in my head. Don’t you have anything else to say?”
The crew was watching both of you, too entertained with your bickering. It has become a regular occurrence since you came on board. “It's starting again.” said one of the crew. 
“I’m unsure if Captain is fond of her or just plainly irritated since she’s from a rival crew.” said another.
“Maybe because they are both the same age?” and another.
Both of you heard it, and you’re sure you saw Kid blush a bit, so to hide his embarrassment, he removed his hands tightly cupping your cheeks, and turned to yell at his crew about being slow pokes as well.
Focusing back on eating, you tried ignoring your surroundings when a familiar aura closed in. You feel your heart beating faster and faster by the minute. This person has been making your heart go insane whenever he's around, and you thought it was only because of anxiousness, considering that you don’t exactly get what he’s thinking most of the time due to him wearing a mask.
In your peripheral vision, you saw Killer handing Kid what seemed to be a newspaper. Kid snorts after reading an article in the paper, then turns to you and slams the paper in front of you. “I may have something new to say. Look what I found,” he said. You gave the paper a side-eyed glance, not actually interested in what was written on it, but you saw a familiar face. 
It was Ace, and even though you hadn’t personally met him since you weren’t part of the crew yet, when they saw him in Alabasta, Nami and Usopp shared their experience with him and showed you some newspaper clippings. You know that he’s one of Luffy’s big brothers and an extremely polite person far from your Captain, at least that was what they told you.
The caption caught your attention. It was about Ace’s death at war in Marineford. You snatched away the paper from Kid and read the whole article with wide eyes. It says Luffy stormed at Marineford to save Ace from being executed and that he died protecting Luffy from Akainu; there was even a photo of what happened, and you saw Luffy.
You turned pale and felt shivers down your spine. The news was stomach-churning, and you suddenly feel nauseous. You drop the paper and run to the nearest sink to throw up. Kid is pretty amused at your reaction.
Too many questions are running in your head. ‘What happened to Luffy?... Where is he?... How is he holding up?’ You’re too shocked to think straight. The only thing you want to do right now is to look for your captain and be by his side.
You inhale and exhale a couple of times to relax, and once you’re sure you have calmed down, you start walking towards the door. You go past Kid without a second look, but he grabs you by the arm. “Where do you think you’re going?” he asked with a menacing tone.
“Where do you think? Of course, to my captain,” you answered, still not looking. You felt his grip tightened. This man has been abusing your arm since, and you got a lot of bruises from his grabbing every time. “I didn't give you any permission to leave, did I?” he said smugly.
You turned to face him, irritation and anger visible in your face. “I didn’t ask for permission, did I?” you scowled at him, but Kid didn’t seem fazed. He was rather more amused by your expression and even grinned wider. You try to release yourself from his steel grip but can’t. Face flushed with anger, you swiftly grab a fork from a nearby table and are about to stab Kid in the eyes, but Killer stops you by the wrist. 
“Calm down, Y/N. That’s our captain,” Killer said. Kid didn’t even flinch on what you did and just stared intently at you. “If you do that, we won’t hesitate, you know,” Killer said, motioning to everyone around you, who’s now standing up, ready to strike. 
He has a point. You’re a complete stranger to them, and they won’t hesitate to kill you if you so much as hurt their captain. You pull your wrist from his grasp while Kid releases your arm.
“Calm down?!” you shouted. “Luffy’s brother died, and now he’s missing too! Our crewmates are nowhere to be found, and I don’t even know if they’re dead or alive! Then you’re asking me to fucking calm down?! How should I do that, huh?! Tell me what I should do?!” you’re practically screaming.
Tears were now beginning to form in your eyes, and you couldn't help but look vulnerable in front of them. You have kept it for a good two weeks, but honestly, you’re at a loss. What happened at Sabaody during Kuma’s attack was so sudden you couldn’t even process it properly in your head.
You pointed your fingers at Kid, “And this motherfucker has been a pain in my ass ever since I ended up here. For all I know, you’re probably working with the World Government and were assigned to dispose of me!” you said, gritting your teeth.
Kid wasn’t happy and got mad when you associated them with the WG. “Don’t you dare relate us with those trash! WE! Don’t work for anyone!” he points at you too. “You are the one who sneaked in on MY ship!”
“How many times should I tell you that I DID NOT SNEAK IN TO YOUR SHIP!!! I got sent here!!!” you wailed. Your chest is heaving in anger, and your face is all red. “This conversation is over. You’re NOT my captain, and this is NOT my crew. I will leave this goddamn ship, and you can’t stop, won’t stop me.” you firmly said. Retreating to the exit, you heard Kid say, “You think I can’t, huh?” but you didn’t answer. 
The next thing you know, you were thrown on the other side of the kitchen. Tables falling and plates breaking. You didn’t expect what Kid did, so you couldn’t brace yourself from impact, your head hitting the wall. Head throbbing with sharp pain from the same area where you had your wound, and it looks like the wound got reopened. Before you can even stand, Kid is already in front of you and kicks you hard twice in the stomach, causing you to cough blood. He then grabs you by the hair to lift you before punching you in the face and throwing you again.
“Kid, that’s enough.” Killer tried to stop him, but Kid was so invested in lashing out at you that he ignored him. He’s determined to show you he’s the authority on this ship, and no one can tell him otherwise. 
Kid only stop when you’re half-dead. You’re lying on the floor in a fetal position, sporting bruises and cuts while still coughing up blood. But even in that state, you taunt him, “Is that it? *coughing* I was expecting something more, really.”
Kid just cockily smiled at you. Crouching down, he grabbed you by the neck. “You’re really amusing. I like your spunk.” 
You countered back, “And I fucking hate you, you Oni (demon).” Kid burst into laughter, surprising everyone.
“Shouldn’t you be thankful? This ‘Oni’ spared your life.” he jeered at you. 
“I'd rather you didn’t.” Kid just chuckled.
“Only weak people succumb to death, and you’re not weak like how you pretend to be, and we both know that.” Kid said, meeting your gaze. “You have the skills and the guts. I’m not stupid enough to waste you and let you rot. Though, I extremely enjoyed what I did to you.” he grinned.
“Now, listen and listen well.” he inches his face closer to you, and you can practically feel his breath. “You can’t change the fact that you’re at MY mercy, and you OWE ME your life. You said it yourself: you don’t even know where your crew is, so I’m not letting you go. I’ll make use of you and that guts of yours.”
You felt a lump in your throat, fighting back the tears. As much as you’d like to fight back, you’re already too exhausted just even to sit. Dropping your guard because of the mixed emotions you felt earlier was a mistake. It gave Kid the time to pound on you continuously, not allowing you time to breathe.
“Join my crew.” You got speechless, mouth agape, and Kid was so dead serious.
It took you a full minute to process what he just said. ‘Me? Join his crew?’ “That was the most fucked up thing I ever heard.” you can’t help but blurt out your thoughts.
“I’m not asking you.” he lets go. “I’m telling you. You’re joining my crew.” then he smirked. Disharmony echoed throughout the room. Some crewmates were in opposition, and some were rather overjoyed. Kid looked back at Killer, “No complaints, right?”
Killer shrugged, “You're the captain.”
But since you’re a brat, you still tried to get out of the situation Kid put you in. “Why ask Killer and not me when I’m the one being forced into this?!” trying your best to prop yourself up but to no avail. “‘cause your opinion doesn't matter here,” says Kid, continuing out the door with Killer, Heat, and Wire following.
Some of the crew approached you to help you up, but before Kid disappeared outside, he told everyone to leave you alone and let you tend to yourself because ‘you’re not that weak.’
Part Two...
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caswensworld · 20 days
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“The outfits in Descendants: The Rise of Red are so bad” “I hate them” what Descendants are y’all talking about?
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We gonna start off with Uma. No, I’m sorry, Principal Uma! She looks so good! D2 vibes all around. Sure, there’s not as many sea trinkets as I’d like there to be but I can live with that. I missed her Pirate hat and her fringed skirt! The shredded shirt, I see you, Harry Hook inspired! I love the brown sleeves with glitter, that definitely reminds me of the sea. I just got black fingerless gloves but now after seeing her, I want gold…Great. I haven’t talked about her jacket cause there’s no discussion to be said. No defense to be made. Uma will always have that fashion!
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Princess Red of Wonderland here is slaying! The designer understood the assignment! Red’s style is like a combination of Mal and Evie. The gown gives Evie’s royalty and the other gives Mal’s edge. Let’s start with the dress, I have always had a thing for corsets , I don’t know what it is, I just love them. Her arm warmers! Maybe it’s something on the arms, I just find it so sexy (y’all should’ve seen me swoon over Mal’s D3 moto sport fit). Why does her dress give more Queen of Hearts then the actual Queen of Hearts. And don’t act like we didn’t see that crown, Miss Ma’am.
Now the other picture, it may be dark but I saw everything I needed to. I think that’s a double belt she’s wearing and I love wearing more than one belt! The leather pants with the gems on the side, love that! Combat boots are my true love, but y’all. Y’all. The hood. THE HOOD! WITH THE GEMS!! OHHH! I need the character pictures to drop so I know what to gender-bend and thrift.
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First off all, Hades always got it on but THIS! Hades is my spirit god! I am Hadie. I can see how he pulled Maleficent. This is my father, I dressed up as this specific Hades for Halloween. I love it when my gender wears makeup, I personally like painting my nails and wearing eyeliner so to see it on Hades, I’m very happy. I am a sucker for jewelry and that choker around the neck! I recently bought my own choker because of him! His leather jacket is everything! The studs! I haves stud fetish! I need the jacket but it’s just too expensive. Now the main thing we need to talk about is THAT SHIRT! OR SHIRTS! I fully believe these are two shirts safety pinned together! I think that the blue might be long sleeve while the gray is short! I got the safety pins so I find the right shirts, I will my customizing!
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The Mistress of Evil, Maleficent always has that fashion chic. The complaints I do understand are from her horns and hair. We’re gonna start with her hair. People were expecting it to be people because Mal’s was purple. Y’all, you cannot expect me to believe Mal’s hair was an inherited trait, I did not believe for a second that Maleficent had purple hair. (Imma have to do a whole other post on that). Now the horns, I do believe that her horns are there and her hair is just long enough to be wrapped around her horns. (And if not, then we go all Dragon). Now let’s talk about the pros. THE PURPLE EYESHADOW!! I LOVE THAT! The leather corset, again, something about a corset! Why do I have the feeling that’s dragon leather? If that’s a thing, is that a thing? Now let’s talk about that single arm sleeve. Even as a teenager, Maleficent still looks regal! How many chains does Maleficent have? I love that. Ulyana is a mean girl, Maleficent is a BAD girl!
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It’s not that she doesn’t look good, it’s just that it’s all red. I know that’s her main color, but she does also wears black with a little bit of gold. That’s pretty much my only complaint, she looks beautiful, I love how the dress looks like roses! The sleeves, I love translucent or mesh or whatever it’s called. The crown is crowning! Don’t get me started on that corset turned collar!! But I do understand why they made her all Red so she can contrast with Queen Cinderella!
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I’m am rating this because the other one we saw is not a dress, that is a cape or cloak or something, I don’t know what it’s called. This dress is very beautiful, I have always preferred her blue over her silver but I do like how the designer added silver swirls. The jewelry is everything! The earrings, the necklace, THE SILVER CROWN! IT’S BEAUTIFUL! Brandy is royalty herself! I’m not sure if you guys can see it, but she does have these shiny translucent gloves and I like them. I don’t care what you people say, even if it’s a little random, her blue braid is absolutely beautiful! I absolutely love it!! The first black Cinderella then the first Cinderella with blue hair, Brandy is the literal definition of iconic. She is the history of Cinderella.
Emilio Sosa, the designer, is amazing and he deserves his roses and trophies
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dreamcorechild · 6 months
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THE HANTENGU CLONES HALLOWEEN SPECIAL :D
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One day. the four brothers, Sekido, Karaku, Aizetsu and Urogi was getting ready for Halloween. they were at the stores, picking out their costumes on what to wear. Urogi picked out a devil costume because it looks so cute and it will go well with his adorable horns. "Awww. Look at this costume!" He looks at the costume and smile with such joy. The costume is red with black horns and sharp claws. The costume will make him look like a demonic and fearsome being. "This will be perfect for Halloween! What about the other demons? What costume should they pick?"
Curious on what his brother demons will be wearing. Urogi looks forward to celebrate Halloween together. Aizetsu, who was scared of spiders, got frightened by the sight of the plastic spider. He let out a high-pitched scream and hid behind Urogi, and hugged onto him tightly. He was terrified of the spider by his mere sight. He had a scared face on. This sight of the spider, gave him chills up and down his spine. Karaku picks out a vampire costume to fit his "cute" and sexy vibes. The costume is made out of red velvet with black lace accents. It has a long cape and bat wings. He also picked out red contact lens for his eyes.
"I look like a sexy and cute vampire!~" He said with excitement and excitement. He looked at the mirror to see how beautiful he looks. He gave out a cute smile. Aizetsu, who was still holding on tightly onto his brother demon Urogi, looks at Karaku, with such guilt on his face for being scared. He looked over at the vampire outfit and let out a sigh, thinking this costume is just perfect for Karaku. He wants to speak out to them, but he's still too scared to do so.. he continues to hug his brother tight, feeling so weak right now..
Karaku notices that Aizetsu was hiding behind Urogi and feeling scared. He smiled at Aizetsu with such kindness and comfort towards his brother demon. "Why are you so scared my dear brother Aizetsu? Don't be so weak and don't be so scared, I am here to protect you! We're brothers for crying out loud!" He gives his brother a sweet smile and pats him comfortingly on the head. Sekido, the demon of anger, looked at himself and noticed that he was given the tooth fairy costume by the stores which angered him with such Fury and rage. He wanted a powerful demon like himself. Instead, he was given the most girlish, weakest excuse of a costume by the silly costume stores. His face was filled with an expression of disappointment and depression. He didn't know what to do..
The other demons laughed at Sekido, who looks very upset that he got assigned with the tooth fairy costume. He was ashamed to look so feminine and girly. So, he got even more pissed about it. "Grrrr. How dare you mock me for such ridiculous costume, I am a demon.. Not some fairy!! I will show you who's the boss around here…"
Aizetsu, who is being very pathetic over a plastic spider, looks back at his brother and shakes his head at Sekido's comment. "Mmnff.. Hey, I-it's okay, S-Sekido. I-its not that b-big of a d-deal.."
Aizetsu still didn't want to leave his demon brother, which is why he still keeps hugging him tightly.. "L-let's just g-get out of here quickly.. I-I don't want to be l-laughing stock here." Karaku took out an extra costume he brought for Aizetsu. The costume is made out of black fabric with a pirate vest filled with lots of pockets. He also included the pirate hat with such a cute and jolly smile. "My My! What a perfect costume for my dear Aizetsu~" He gives him a cute wink and hands the costume to him with such care and thoughtfulness.
Aizetsu, who still looks scared but is less scared. Looks at his pirate costume. His eyes lit up on the sight of the costume. He feels comfortable now. He let's go of his brother, and picks up the costume to himself. He looks at Karaku with much love and affection. He puts on the costume. "T-thank you so much, bro! I-I love it!" He giggles with joy, and wears the pirate hat in his head with such glee. Sekido, who was pissed at the demons for laughing and mocking him, started to glare at them in anger.. "So you think this is funny? To embarrass me and make fun of me?? Do you know what I can do to you guys!?"
He let out a loud sigh, and shook his head. "Screw it, this costume is dumb. I'm ditching it and I'm coming out as myself, I am Sekido, demon of anger! I will not wear that stupid girly costume, end of discussion!" Karaku just laughed at Sekido's reaction. He found it funny how Sekido is so pissed and angry over a small thing like this. He waved his fan around with a big grin on his face. "Oh my My!! Look at you so angry over a costume!~" Karaku continued to laugh and smile at Sekido's anger. He found it adorable and charming on how he would be able to get such angry over something small.
Aizetsu, who was feeling a bit happy and relaxed. Looks at the rest with a smile on his face. He felt happy for everyone and their costumes. "Hey, guys, you look amazing! Everyone looks amazing!" He gives a cheerful grin. His demon form, is also very beautiful and handsome in his pirate costume. His pirate costume has so many pockets, especially for the black fabric top. "Let's just go back to our homes, and start getting ready for Halloween!" He speaks out to everyone with a smile on his face..
Urogi hid the Tooth fairy costume in his back, snickering with such mischievous intent. He looked at Aizetsu with pure satisfaction on how he looked in the pirate costume. "I think someone looks very adorable!" Urogi pinches his cheeks playfully, giggling like a little school girl who spotted her crush. He was also in his pirate costume, he wears a big red scarf around him and a black pirate hat, he even wore black goggles over his eyes. "Let's do it!~" Urogi nods with joy.
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Karaku sung the song "This is Halloween" from the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas. "This is Halloween, This is Halloween!~" He continued to sing, doing cute voice acting as he sings along the song. He carved the pumpkins together with his brothers. He felt great and cozy in this moment. "This is such a wonderful moment for us all. Let us continue to enjoy our time together~" He smiled with such warmth and care towards everybody.
Urogi also sang along with the song, doing such a cute voice acting that makes him sound like a girl who's filled with such a joy to her voice. He sang with a girlish voice and does his best to imitate such voice acting that makes him seem like a girl. "This is Halloween, This is Halloween!~" Urogi giggles like a girl after he sang it the first time. He continues to sing with such happiness and joy. "The moon and the candlelight." Urogi makes his voice deeper at the part.
Karaku also does a cute voice acting that makes him sound like a girl. He sings in such a cute and girly voice that makes him sound like a kid who likes cute things. He sang with a cute and innocent voice. "A horror show! A death-row play.." He made a sad expression on his face as he sings this part. He sounds so adorable. "On the haunted mansion!~ Oh~" He makes a really shocked expression on his face when he sings that part as if he has seen a ghost.
Aizetsu, who was carving the pumpkin quietly. Stares at Sekido. He feels scared of him. He gets a chill down on his spine from Sekido's cold glare. He doesn't say anything. He continues to carve his jackolantern pumpkin. He carves such detailed work on it, making it look as scary as a skeleton. He's still afraid of Sekido's glare. "Shhh..! Hah hah hah~" Sekido, heard the cute laughs of his brother demons. He felt disgusted upon hearing them laugh. He wants to teach them some manners..
"Shut the hell up! Stop laughing like damn baboons and stop being such weaklings who are scared over little plastic spiders, You are all demons!! Demon of anger, you show no rage but fear? And demon of sorrow, you feel no pain nor despair??.. Disgusting.." Sekido glares at them with disgust and rage in his eyes. He continues to look at them with such malice on his face… The demons, Karaku and Urogi, force Sekido, the demon of anger, down onto the floor. Karaku puts on the ridiculous and feminine tooth fairy costume onto him.
"Awh! He looks so adorable in that feminine costume!" Karaku laughs out loud at Sekido's reaction. Urogi smiles at Sekido, who looks angry in the feminine costume. He thought Sekido looks cute in his costume. "He looks so adorable, Sekido.." Aizetsu just stares at Sekido with such amusement. "My my! He is so cute in his little feminine costume! Maybe i should make him kiss my feet for being such a cutie~"
Karaku says this in such a teasing and playful way. He enjoys getting a reaction to Sekido whenever he could. He would even make cute faces and pose as he says this. Sekido would get pissed at Karaku's reaction. Karaku looks at Sekido with such amusement and joy. He giggles with delight and glee. He couldn't stop the excitement of teasing Secido in such a way. He looked extremely pissed, but he's also trying his best to resist from taking the tooth fairy costume off. He felt angry at the way the demons are acting towards him.
"T-This is not funny!" He tries to force out the costume, but the demons were forcefully pinning him down against his will, he couldn't get out of it. He felt embarrassed and humiliated. He wanted to punch and break all of them, but he couldn't due to the demons pinning him down. He started to blush with embarrassment and frustration.
Aisetsu let's out a loud high-pitch cry, after seeing there's a spider on his jack-O-lantern pumpkin. His eyes widened up with such fear. He starts to sweat a bit, and feels his legs shiver. His eyes were wide open and he couldn't stop staring at the spider. He quickly took off the spider away, and covered his face with his knees. He continues to scream and shout for help and rescue.
Urogi heard the scream from his brother. He felt scared, and rushed over to investigate the big uproar. "Aisetsu, what is wrong, why are you screaming so much?" Urogi looked around in shock and panic. He went over to the jack-o-lantern to see the scary, huge spider on it. He screamed and hugged his demon bros like a coward from the horrifying scare. Karaku quickly rushes to Aizetsu to rescue him. He takes the spider off the jack-o-lantern, and smiles at Aizetsu with such comfort.
"There there, little bro! Its just a spider! Your older brother, Karaku, is here to protect you!~" He gives Aizetsu a sweet smile as he picks him up from the floor. "Stop being a coward and don't be scared of such a tiny spider! You're such a baby, Aizetsu!" He says this in such a playful manner.
Aizetsu trembles as he clings onto Karaku. He was too scared to speak, so he remains silent. His voice was still filled with sadness, and his eyes were wide opened from the fear. He was hugging Karaku tighter than any normal person would, because he's just so scared. He was afraid of the big spider that was just sitting on the jack-o-lantern. This caused Aizetsu to be paranoid as he looks around to see if there are anymore spiders around him. He wanted to hide somewhere, or else he is going to cry again.
"There there. It's just a simple creature. Aizetsu you shouldn't be such a coward at all times. Your brothers are here to protect you and there is nothing you should be scared of. Don't be like this every time we have a little bit of fun. It isn't fun! So buck up and stop being a crybaby Aizetsu. You're a demon, remember?" Urogi lectures Aizetsu with his brother energy. "You big wuss." Urogi pats Aizetsu on the head.
Aizetsu still feels his chest beat, after being so scared of the spider. He looks at his demon brothers, and felt embarrassed to be such a crybaby in front of them. He tries to hold back his tears of fear as they scold him. "I-I'm so s-sorry.. I-I'm just so s-scared of s-spiders.. I-I don't know d-why.." He said this as he was almost crying.. Karaku was a bit annoyed at Urogi lecturing Aizetsu. He felt bad for Aizetsu, who got scared at just the sight of the spider. He hugs Aizetsu, feeling a bit bad for him that he gets so scared.
"Aizetsu, just take it easy kid. Don't let my brothers get to you. They don't understand but i understand and know your fear of spiders. I will protect you from those filthy spiders. Grrr!!"
The green demon of anger was angry at the spiders, showing such protectiveness for Aizetsu. Aizetsu, who was hiding his face on Karaku's shoulder. Looks at Sekido with such fear at his anger. He clings onto Karaku as close that he could get. He feels so pathetic being so scared and pathetic.. He's supposed to be scary, yet he is so weak.. "I-I'm sorry, b-bro.. I-I should be s-scarier.. B-but I'm just s-so scared of t-the spider.. And it's n-not even my f-fault.." He still holds onto Karaku tightly..
Sekido sighs. "Whatever.. Just hurry up and get your damn costumes. I am tired of waiting. Also, you guys dont look scary to me at all. You look pathetic." He stares at his demon brother, in anger. He rolls his eyes and waits for them to finish. His tone sounded disappointed and harsh to his demon brothers. He starts to get impatient and angry.
"Hmph. You talk big? You have the most pathetic outfit I have ever seen. The tooth fairy costume is for girls, you look like you're ready to go to princess school!" Urogi snickers and laughs at Sekido. He looks so ridiculous in his pink tooth fairy costume. "Heehee!~" The demon of tricks, laughs in a cute girlish way. He looks so mischievous in his outfit that you can't tell if he's a boy or girl at all in that outfit..
Sekido's eyes widened up in anger at Urogi's remark. He felt angry that he was made fun of at having such a feminine costume by his younger brother "Shut up!!! You brat!! You shouldn't be talking! Also, I didn't even have a choice to pick a better costume. The tooth fairy costume was the only available costume! Besides, its not that feminine, you brat!" He looked away, slightly embarrassed that he got made fun of by Urogi. He looked at the ground, with his arms crossed as he huffs at Urogi's remark.
Urogi smirks and giggles with such mischief. He continues to laugh at Sekido, who was being a wittle bit of a crybaby about him wearing a girly outfit. He found it amusing to his amusement of making his older brother mad. "Ohhhhh.. You look sooooo pretttttyyyy~ You can even be my wittle sister, Sekido~" He starts to speak like a little girl, in a high pitch girly voice. "Awwweee, I am so cuteeee~" He said this while laughing.
Sekido turned to face Urogi with such annoyance in his eyes "I AM NOT YOUR LITTLE SISTER BRAT!! You look more girly than I do, and I'm supposed to be the demon of anger. I look like a badass wearing this costume, ok!" He tries to defend himself from looking like a wuss at Urogi's statement. He continues to be mad at Urogi for making him angry and for making fun of him. Aizetsu just stares at Sekido with such a shocked expression. He can't believe what he is seeing. The demon of anger, being such a big crybaby. He thinks it's funny to see Sekido get mad. He covers his mouth when he laughs out loud.
"W-woww.. I-I can't believe t-that a demon of a-anger.. Is s-such a wuss.. B-but this j-just made my Halloween better..~" He says this in such joy and laughter. "Aww, little Sekido looks cute in his wittle female costume~" Karaku said with such a teaseful tone as a response to make to Sekido feel worse. He also found it hilarious and amusing to watch his older brother get mad from the little boy who teased him. "Maybe you aren't the demon of anger after all.. Maybe the demon of shame or the demon of embarrassment suits you better~" He continues to smile at Sekido with such amusement and laughter.
Sekido got extremely mad, he felt humiliated and embarrassed as he continues to hear Urogi and Karaku laugh at his costume. He felt so pissed, and felt like wanting to beat the two with his Khakkhara. "Enough laughs you two.. Im banning both of you, from eating candies and trick or treating for 500 years!! You both are not allowed to take a single step out of this house!" He stares at both of them, with full seriousness and anger, holding back his feelings of wanting to beat them up with his Khakkhara.
"What!? W-we can't eat candy and trick or treating for 500 years? That's so unfair, big brother!" Karaku was so annoyed when he heard the ban Sekido enforced on them. He couldn't resist at wanting candy on Halloween. "Why would you ban us from trick or treating for 500 years!? It's a holiday and we should be allowed to celebrate it!"
He says this as he looked at Sekido with such annoyance and frustration. "Wah! Five hundred years! Five hundred whole years! I will be too old and probably dead! This is so unfair! How shall I get my sugar high without candy to eat?!~" Urogi says this as he teases Sekido with his fake tears of despair. Urogi sees Sekido's sigh of disappointment and frustration. He continues to tease him. "Aw, does the demon of anger want to cry? Aw, you look like you'll burst out with tears!" Urogi snickers and laughs at Sekido, holding back his laughter so hard that he felt he was going to pop his guts.
"huff huff huff"
He was trying to control his anger so hard that he was fuming so hard. He was so pissed at Urogi, for teasing him so much. "If you don't stop teasing me, I will throw my Khakkhara at your stupid face!! Then I'll see who's talking." He stares at Urogi, with so much anger in his eyes that it felt like he wanted to smack him with his weapon. Urogi and Karaku heard the alert about it being time for trick or treating. They both were suddenly happy, excited, and cheerful about it. They wanted to go trick or treating and experience all the candy goodness. They immediately get up.
"Yay! It's time for trick or treating! This makes me so excited and happy! I want to get so much candy in my gut!~" They both looked so excited in anticipation for the day to come. They looked so cute and adorable in the moment. Their inner child in them came out in an instant. Karaku nodded his head as he saw the sunset. He got happy instantly. He smiled and laughed a bit as he got so excited to go trick or treating for candy. He was so childish at the moment when he starts to grin like a little kid
"Yay! Trick or treating time! I want candy, candy, candy!~" He got so giddy in the mood and started to act like a child, as his inner child in him came out from inside him. He was like an innocent child, acting like a happy puppy. Aizetsu felt happy to go trick or treating, and his inner child came out instantly. He giggled excitedly in joy. "Yay! I wanna go trick or treating! I wanna get so many candies!~"
He couldn't contain his excitement any longer. He smiles in such joy as he looks at his brothers. "Let's go, brothers!~" He says this in such joy to Urogi and Karaku. He pulls both of them to go to the door. Urogi and Karaku heard the stomping of Sekido from behind them, who was chasing after them. They look behind their back and sees the Demon of Anger chasing after them, looking so angry and mad. They both started to laugh.
"Quick run! It's the Demon of Anger!" Urogi and Karaku ran out the house, with Sekido still chasing after them with such anger and rage. They laughed out loud while running outside. Karaku sees Sekido following behind him with such anger. His ears twitch back and forth, and his eyes turn to the size like cartoon character of him having hearts in his eyes. He looks at his brothers who were running ahead of him, and looked at Sekido, who was following behind him.
"Woah! Look guys! A real demon of anger! A demon of anger who is chasing after us with such rage and anger!!" He said this as he was joking, with such excitement on his face with joy. "Wahhhh!! We have to run faster!"
Urogi and Karaku ran faster, with such delight and happiness. They both couldn't stop laughing and giggling. They wanted to see Sekido's angry face get so red in rage to the point he starts to steam up. They both were just so amazed and amused to see this happen. Urogi runs into the bushes with Karaku nearby and looks around, seeing Sekido running in the distance. "Wahahah! Look at him! Such an angry demon of anger! He looks like he's about to explode!"
Sekido glared. "Why you little shits! Get your butts here now!! You're banned from trick-or-treating for eternity! I don't wanna see you little buggers outside! Otherwise I'll smack you all with my big Khakkhara!! I'll be watching you, from the window!!" He continues to shout at them, with such a scary tone. His voice was booming and scary.. He was not joking, he was dead serious about banning them from trick or treating. He was still mad at them for making fun of him..
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taggedmemes · 9 months
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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH / 1.3 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
'so he's a fancy man with a fancy ship, and he travels with a brigade of imbeciles.'
'he bested you at swordplay.'
'it was an ambush. completely unprofessional.'
'would you rather we just attack them, kill them, throw them out to the sharks?'
'i want to handle this personally.'
'we want to make a good impression.'
'instead of killing with weapons, he kills with... kindness.'
'polite menace. that'll be my brand.'
'as i said before, i'm not the strongest writer.'
'since we're on the subject of bad vibes...'
'he's kind of bringin' everyone down, bit of a pirate pooper.'
'nah, i was just gonna say kill him.'
'oh, cut off all his limbs and turn his back into a table.'
'what ya need... is a fence.'
'it's become quite touristy, i've heard, and just not as cool anymore.'
'you mean for the thing with her husband?'
'the thi... yes, the thing where you killed him.'
'she's got, like, twenty husbands.'
'that's different. ese bastardito caught me unawares.'
'maybe in your next life, you'll be a little less nosey, huh?'
'i don't think that's a good idea, us being on the same team and all.'
'you made a wise decision today, and i feel really good about this.'
'you don't know what it's like in there!'
'oh god, why're you so sweaty?'
'we have been exercising together because we want our bodies to be smaller.'
'i'm glad you're making friends, but tighten up, mate.'
'i need your help getting me dressed for the big day.'
'i remember when this place was gritty.'
'quite the hellish cesspool.'
'make people feel underdressed, and suddenly you're the one in charge.'
'no, no, no, no, no! oh god, this isn't happening!'
'aww, come on! you couldn't have sidestepped?'
'man for sale! man for sale! healthy, sturdy, obedient man for sale!'
'i think you might wanna adjust the pitch because it's quite unclear what you're selling.'
'check out this fabulous booty i'm hawkin'!'
'someone, buy my booty!'
'he thinks you're a prostitute.'
'i'm no prostitute, mate!'
'we could've made magic.'
'it's a shithole. there's a lot of crime, and, uh, diseases, and, uh, poorly mixed drinks.'
'does look a bit scary in there.'
'i'm gonna need you to hold it together.'
'look tortured.'
'this is not keeping a low profile.'
'you have got some world-class, rock-hard absolutely titanic balls coming in here.'
'you know, i actually thought you'd be dead by now.'
'i actually thought you were kind of mad at me, if i'm honest.'
'well, i kind of recommended you hire a waitress who stabbed your favourite husband up, so.'
'the bitch who stole my life. the bitch who stole my joy.'
'thought it were kind of gauche if i'm honest.'
'what about your sexy little friend over there?'
'i mean, we serve that. do you want blood?'
'it's juice from the nose jar.'
'for some inexplicable reason, my boss would like a word with you.'
'tell him he's got terrible taste in flunkies, and he can go suck eggs in hell.'
'to my dead hubby!'
'i keep an altar to him in the back with a couple of his mementos.'
'now give me back my dagger.'
'i loves me a thief.'
'you're stiff in all the wrong places.'
'i got bad news for you, genital pirate.'
'none of my other husbands have a problem with it.'
'don't be too hard on yourself. anyone could break a nose jar.'
'you and i, we shouldn't have this kind of rapport.'
'are you the fancy man selling the british bloke?'
'i guess you could say i'm a bit of a pickpocket from back in the day.'
'i made an assortment of tapas. tapas means 'little plates'.'
'they're like catnip to spaniards.'
'loving your ladder setup, by the way. very stable.'
'oh, thank god it's out. i'm so bad at keeping secrets.'
'is that it? were those your last words?'
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Sooo I just watched "Wish" due to certain piratical ways that don't support the Disney company. No spoilers but my current thought processes are... - So THAT'S where THAT song comes in. It makes sense now cause without context I thought it was a really weird song to have in the movie. - Thank God Valentino isn't half as annoying as the trailers make him out to be, He's like Donkey from Shrek. There to say a few punchlines and some silly quips but he doesn't do anything to help the story progress. - The animation? Honestly doesn't look any different to their other movies and I hate how some scenes it feels like characters are super imposed onto the background. - IT FELT SO SHORT. Like the version I watched was rather choppy anyway and I could tell there were segments of conversation missing, but like, Everything happens way too quickly after the 30 min mark. I like the slow burn of stuff happening and then everything seemed to happen really fast. - Y'all are gonna love Magnifico, he's hammy as fuck. Hell *I* love him. He's a legit cunt and I love that for him. Sorry Onceler, Magnifico's coming for your Tumblr sexy man crown now. - I had way too much fun picking out all the Disney Easter Eggs in this flick. - I don't like how the movie ends. I miss Disney movies when there was a fun climatic battle before the emotional shit started happening annnd it doesn't happen here. You have magic talking animals and a group of friends and villagers AND SOMETHING ELSE I WILL NOT SPOIL (WASTED PLOT POTENTIAL STUFF.) Aaaand they don't use it to their advantage. Everything wraps up so quickly, almost like when you know you have to get things done asap. - It's not a bad film, it's just very lackluster for what they wanted it to be. However I just feel this is gonna get overhyped and everyone's gonna love it. I kinda wanna give it a major rewrite in some ways. Like a This is what I would have done if I was writing the movie. I like Asha, she's quirky but sensible too. She doesn't feel too samey as other recent Disney heroines to date like Rapunzel, Anna or Mirabel. Infact there's one scene in the movie that actually made me think of Mulan and I wonder if that's the vibe they were going for there? I appreciate Disney tried to make a movie that tried to replicate some of the old Disney magic but to me it still felt very much like every other recent Disney flick but with dashes of "HEY REMEMBER WHEN OUR MOVIES USED TO OPEN LIKE THIS--?" "TALKING ANIMALS." "HAHA LOOK AT THIS VERY OBVIOUS JOKE ABOUT OLD DISNEY MOVIES OF YORE."
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roy-dcm2 · 9 months
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The Squad of Evil
Here's a lighter one - Link is always backed up by Zelda and the rest of the sages, it be cool to see Ganon lead a squad of nameable underlings.
So, I'm going to list them off real quick. It's a gaggle of mooks that give a real Saturday Morning Villains Group vibe when you think of them all together.
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The big boss man can't be the only sorcerer, he's too busy to handle taking to the hero face to face, week to week, so Agahnim is a fine substitute. He's usually running on borrowed power, being just an extension of Ganon himself.
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Next people hanging around Ganon's evil squad are his surrogate mothers Koume and Kotake. They specialize in Fire and Ice Magic, but also feature Mind Control abilities. It was likely they who got most of the Gerudo to join Ganon's side. Their specialty is more RITUALISTIC magic.
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Onox and Veran are two other underlings for the Demon King. Onox is notable for his impressive armor and defense, and the ability to transform into a dragon. While sexy sorceress Veran is known for impersonating people, and can transform into a monstrous insect queen.
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Then there's Ganon's pet beasty, The Helmaroc King. It is the largest of Ganon's underlings (Not counting Dragon Onox) and is very intelligent for a bird - known to kidnap important people.
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Zant, the Usurper, was just a puppet. Being cast out of the Twilight Realm really warped his mind, making him unstable and prone to fits of violence. Speaking of violence, while Onox is famed for his defense, King Bulblin loves BATTLE, and rides into battle on his armored boar (Bulbo).
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Finally, there's the berserk robot pirate Servo. Can't have a gaggle of villains without a pirate. He's technically not on Ganon's side, but he'd be the only member of the squad with a sword. (Other than Ganon.)
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It is not very single demon or villain from the Legend of Zelda. (I don't want to be here all day.) Many people will tell me that it's already been done in Hyrule Warriors. I just wanted a good mix of Magic users and Warriors.
I wish there were a Lynel that had a name. I like a few of the bosses from Zelda 2.
oh, also Master Kohga.
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mermaidsirennikita · 7 months
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Hi, love your blog! What would you say are your favorite meet cutes or hate at first sight in historical romance?
Thanks so much!!
I think one of the best meet cutes I've read in a historical ever is in Dreaming of You. Derek is very literally get his face slashed by a group of attackers paid by his ex lover (to ruin his looks of course) and Sara just walks up and shoots the guy attacking him in the throat and kills him. And as soon as she realizes who Derek is, as she's supporting him on the walk to the club, she's like "OH HELLO MR. CRAVEN MAY I SHADOW YOU FOR MY BOOK???" And he's like "... Jesus Christ".
Secrets of a Summer Night has a good one too, with Simon Hunt immediately getting under Annabelle's skin with that stolen kiss. Which Lisa has cut from recent editions, ugh. Lillian and Westcliff sorta have their meet cute in this one too. I believe they know each other beforehand, but him walking in on her playing rounders in her underwear and deciding to hate her Because Lust is so pivotal.
Something Spectacular by Alexis Hall has an amazing one for Peggy and Orfeo. Peggy is planning on trying to help her friend/ex get Orfeo's attention, and when she goes with said friend to an opera performance, Orfeo notices Peggy instead and zeroes in on her. And Peggy's friend had just said she'd heard Orfeo's singing voice made people come, and Peggy literally fainted when Orfeo sang because their voice was so beautiful. So when they're like "Hey I noticed you fainted" Peggy goes "I DIDN'T COME THO". It's definitely not a hate moment, but it's just such a good meet cute and I love this book so much.
Laura Kinsale writes really good meet cutes. in For My Lady's Heart, the hero and heroine meet when he's dropping his wife off at a convent (it's a lot) and the heroine, a married princess, sees him, accuses him of looking at her lustfully (he was) and then saves his ass and earns his blind devotion. Shadowheart features a heroine who gets ensnared by a seductive pirate guy and then he goes "LMAO FORCED MARRIAGE TIME". Flowers from the Storm has a Quaker heroine who meets a rake hero who does this whole seductive thing where he's like "let me describe your sexy face to your blind father". It's great.
Gotta love Lisa Valdez's Passion, where the hero and heroine meet and immediately have sex behind a screen at like, a world's fair.
Hotel of Secrets by Anna Biller has a great meet cute where the hero saves the heroine from getting hit by a carriage, and then they immediately annoy each other.
The Duke Gets Even is so so so good on this meet cute/hate thing. Nellie and Lockwood meet when he's swimming (for his health) in the ocean and she's swimming (naked) also in the ocean. He thinks she's a sexy mermaid, she flirts, they make out, she grabs his hair and realizes he's into giving and receiving pain, he tries to get her to have sex with him, she's like "meet me tomorrow night" and then the day after it's revealed that he's about to propose to hER BEST FRIEND. And then they loathe each other. The Bride Goes Rogue has this hate at first meeting thing too--the hero and heroine have been betrothed for years but never interact until she asks him when they're actually going to get married and he says NEVER ACTUALLY.
A Caribbean Heiress in Paris by Adriana Herrera has this. The heroine is a rum heiress who goes to sell her wares in Paris, and the hero is a Scottish whiskey guy. It's immediately like "competitive sparks" vibes, which turns into sexual tension, which turns into an orgasm on the Eiffel Tower.
The Perfect Crimes of Marian Hayes by Cat Sebastian--the hero and heroine actually meet over letter when he's trying to blackmail her. And then he falls in love with her over the verbal sparring, while she thinks he ain't shit. SO GOOD.
After Dark with the Duke by Julie Anne Long has a great setup where the stiff, war hero guy meets the scandalous much younger opera singer girl and looks down on her, leading to mutual enmity (and tension).
The Viscount and the Vixen by Lorraine Heath, where the hero marries the scammer heroine right after meeting her to save his dad from being scammed (it's a thing) so now they're legally bound and he hates her.
Thief of Shadows by Elizabeth Hoyt, where Isabel saves Winter while he's in a full vigilante outfit and is bleeding from a stab wound and he still manages to get visibly turned on by her wound care lmao.
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kiyomisa · 5 months
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Fancasting Instruments for OPLA
Since Sonya and Giona have gone into detail on how they chose individual instruments and themes for the One Piece characters, I have been thinking about what instruments and themes future characters would have.
Starting with characters we'll meet in season 2:
Vivi: Pan Flutes- Double Harmonic Scale - Lyrics
Okay, I know Nami's already a flute and Zoro has the bansuri, but I think pan flutes are different enough to be a bit more distinct. I thought about a harp, but I felt like I needed something more ancient for her, to her family's ties to before the Void Century and her direct link to the poneglyphs. Also pan flutes can be giant so we can get those super deep resonances for when she's in danger or when her leadership really shines. Also think of the flute duets she can have with Nami(yes, I ship them) As for her theme, it should be in a double harmonic scale, which is what gives us that signature middle-eastern/egyptian flavor. Also since Vivi's story is the main arc for season 2, she'll get this season's lyrical song. I like the sound of Dhvani Bhanushali for the singer, but I'm not too familiar with Bollywood or Middle Eastern singers so take this with a grain of salt.
The Sound Of Silence by Wuauquikuna | Panflute Ancient Egyptian Flute Ney music Nayan Video Song | Dhvani
Robin: Cello - Tango
The Cello is the sexiest string instrument ever, fight me. But it's also classy and classical, so it's perfect for our favorite archeologist. We're also going with a tango, because again sexy, but tangos also inevitably have an angsty or melancholic vibe to their passion, perfect for Robin's trauma and macabre sense of humor. Her them would usually in a minor key, but I think we'd get at least one instance of it in a major key after being rescued from Enies Lobby.
TANGO - A Tribute to Women (Official Music Video) - Tina Guo & Thibaut Vuillermet Wonder Woman Main Theme (Official Music Video) - Tina Guo
Chopper: Vibraphone & Gallop rhythm
Look, I tried really hard to stay away from "Christmas" instruments, but Chopper's a vibraphone. I almost went with the balalaika (Russian, triangular mandolin) instead, just to not be so on the nose. Then I remembered that Sonya and Giona gave Luffy the hurdygurdy because to them it was THE pirate instrument so fuck it, Chopper's a vibraphone. The vibraphone has that slightly whimsical/childish sound to it, but not quite as childish as a glockenspiel. And then we could use Tubular bells when he goes full on Monster Form. As far a signature for his theme, I think it would be fun to have the different hoof speeds--like a clip-clop clip-clop when things are chill or sad. A syncopated cut time for happy times, a kinda ta-dum ta-dum. Then a canter 123 123 when things are picking up or anxious and a full gallop for battles or celebrations.
Merry-Go-Round of Life for solo vibraphone Woodkid - The Great Escape (Official Audio)
Ace: Trumpet - Spanish/Brazilian Samba
Okay, so Mihawk stole the flamenco guitar, but nothing says fiery like those Spanish rifs. So we'll give Ace the Spanish trumpet, more in your face than the guitar, fitting for his young angry brashness vs Mihawk's older, refined experience. And instead of Flamenco, strict and disciplined in it's passion, we'll go for the Brazilian Samba, more fluid, more joyous and living life to it's fullest.
"The Mask of Zorro" (Play with Me n.83) - Andrea Giuffredi trumpet Samba de Janeiro (Instrumental)
Crocodile: Cabasa - 13/8
I feel like the Cabasa is good for Crocodile because it sounds like sand, slithery and gritty at the same time. His theme would be in 13/8, a more unusual unusal time signature to emphasize his outsider presence in Alabasta.
Cabasa Solo / Demo Songs that use 13/8 time
Bon Clay: French Horn- Arpeggios & trills
I struggled with Bon-chan, I really did. He needs to be comedic, but threatening, heroic but villainous. So I've gone with the French horn, probably the most versatile of the brass section. Also it seems to get the purest notes out of brass, at least to me. For his theme I'm picturing arpeggios and trills, to get that classical ballet feel. Just imagine that vs Sanji's jazz horns during their kick duel 😉.
Williams's Star Wars Leia's Theme, Horn Solo This jazz pianists INTERRUPTS me during moonlight sonata ??
Now for characters season 3 and on:
Blackbeard: Bass Accordion - 5/4 Clave, Luffy Inversed.
Now, unlike Sonya and Giona, my go-to instrument for pirates isn't the hurdygurdy, but the concertina in the accordion family. So, Blackbeard is going to be an accordion, but to emphasize his threat and size, we'll go with the Bass Accordion. As for his theme we'll go for a driving 5/4 Clave, that slow slow quick quick we get in the Mission Impossible theme. Also where Roger's theme was Luffy's theme reversed, Blackbeard's theme should be Luffy's theme Inversed, going up instead of down, etc. Because Blackbeard is pretty much Mirror-verse Luff. Do I actually know what that would sound like? No. I am not a composer and all my music theory is hapharzardly gleamed from Youtube.
[Accordion]Pirates of the Caribbean - He's a Pirate Bass accordion
Franky: Bass Guitar - Surf rock with brass
Look, Franky has a pompadour and is a cyborg that runs on Cola, and his real-world country is the US. So obviously we start with rockabilly/do-wop. But this is a pirate show, taking place on the high seas, and he's the shipwright, and he runs around in nothing but a speedo and an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt. When you take 50s rock to the beach, it becomes surf music. But I also want that metallic sound for his cyborg side, so we'll turn to a ska-band instrumental arrangement. Think Reel Big Fish playing Fun Fun Fun by The Beach Boys, or Wipeout by The Surfaries. Franky's actual instrument for the Strawhat ensemble though will be the bass guitar, getting those awesome bass licks and being the support for the group, just like the Sunny gives everyone a home.
ACOUSTIC BASS SOLO Fun Fun Fun - The Beach Boys (Trumpet Cover) Reel Big Fish - Sell Out
Brook: Fiddle & Angklung - Jig 6/8
I was gonna go contrary and use a bassoon for Brook, mostly 'cause I like the way they sound, they can be serious or funny (and also because this bassoon quartet cover of Spooky Scary Skeleton, you're welcome). But…Brook's a fiddle. It's one of the classic sailing instruments, he actually uses a violin and if it's not Baroque, don't fix it. Here in the West the Marimba is the classic instrument for rattling skeletal bones, but I love the hollow bamboo sound you get from the Indonesian angklung. I think this would mostly be used in the more comedic moments, but since I want his theme to be a jig, you could use it to mimic the hard-shoes of Irish step dancers. I chose jig because it's a good, happy bouncy dancing rhythm and the jig is related to the hornpipe, the classic dance for sailors as we know from Popeye and Donald Duck. I want it to be 6/8 because you get that swinging bounce like in a waltz and it's my favorite time signature. ASLI ENAK BANGET INI ANGKLUNG Bohemian Rhapsody by Angklung Swallowtail Jig - Irish Fiddle Tune!
Perona: Hammered Dulcimer & Musical Saw - Waltz in minor key
I went with hammered dulcimer because the sound is a kind of mix of elegance and metallic edginess. It's more versatile than the harpsichord and the reverb of it's strings makes for a good lingering echo evoking vast stone chambers and gothic cathedrals. The musical saw has a haunting, ethereal sound, but can also be a little cartoony. So I feel like it's perfect for Perona's hollows. (I do not have a great ear for music, and I always end up playing the "is it a female soprano, musical saw or theremin?" game.) And we have to go waltz in a minor key for our ghost princess, those dark haunted sound of a minor key and the sweeping flying notes of a waltz.
Colin Beasley Hammered Dulcimer - Twinkle Twinkle Little Star "Dream Waltz" Legend of Zelda Hammered Dulcimer - "Kotake and Koume's Theme" by Colin Beasley SAW MAESTRO Austin Blackburn!
Hancock: Clarinet - Sultry Snake & Heartbeats
The clarinet can be sultry and sexy but still aloof. And slithery, because Hancock's main melody should be serpentine and snake-like and arrogant. The beat should be heartbeats though, because of how she affects everyone's hearts, getting faster and more intense especially in battle or when using her Devil Fruit powers.
Bad Guy Clarinet Cover (Billie Eilish)
Jinbe: Bassoon -Chinese flavor
I was pretty settled on bassoon for Brook, for a long time, but when I finally gave in and made him a fiddle, that freed the bassoon up for Jinbe. The bassoon has such a deep, resonant and warm sound, it's good for this big lovable guy. I bet it could also make pretty good whale-like noises. I know he's a whale-shark, not a whale, but still. Like Zoro's theme has a Japanese flavor to it, I think Jinbe's should have a Chinese flavor, to go with his stoic wisdom and his Fishman karate.
Chris Sales - Qi Liu, Two Chinese Pieces for Bassoon and Piano, Little Sisters of the Grassland
Shirahoshi: Hang/Handpan
The hang sounds kinda like muffled but echoey bells, so it has a real underwater vibe to it. it also sounds pretty ancient and mystical so I feel like it works very good for our giant mermaid princess who is also an ancient weapon.
Mumi - Nothing Else Matters (handpan cover)
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therealnightcity · 8 months
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Nine Six Ship Songs
Tagged by @ghostoffuturespast-thank you so much! <3
Hiro:
Kintsugi (OT3): Hiro, Victory Delvin and Johnny Silverhand
Chasing Cars-Snow Patrol
If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life
Lots of longing and feelings that nobody realizes are reciprocated, and personal growth and figuring out how to heal and moving forward together.
Trouble Comes in Threes (OT3): Hiro, Ivarr, and Dagger
Beautiful is Boring-Bones UK
Do we make you sick? Do our imperfections make your blue breath run thick? Give me scars and stripes It does not please me to be easy on any of your eyes Any of your eyes
Grimy, sexy and a little harsh, unconventional, just like them. They're not trying to make the others into something they're not--just accepting as they are.
Tiger Lilies: Hiro and Ivarr:
Under your Skin-Aesthetic Perfection
Without thinking Take What I want My claws creeping down Where it's warm If I'm dreaming Is this wrong? I just can't wait to get under your skin
Where you're just a little addicted to the other person, finding your hands mutually reaching to message them, even as you're trying not to think about the other, under your skin and not going anywhere
Just Chooms: Hiro and Kit Salcedo:
Cheap Thrills-Sia
'Til I hit the dance floor, hit the dance floor I got all I need No, I ain't got cash, I ain't got cash But I got you, baby
Honorable mentions are Bamo and Muévelo--easy to dance to, and a good beat, something they might have listened to in the Coyote together, friendship blooming into something more, until it feels as natural as breathing
Ares:
Clockwork Heart: Ares/Ofelia
Devil's Backbone-The Civil Wars
Don't care if he's guilty, don't care if he's not He's good and he's bad and he's all that I've got Oh Lord, Oh Lord, I'm begging you please Don't take that sinner from me Oh don't take that sinner from me
Those two have the sort of love, where they don't care if the other has done bad things, nothing matters as long as they can be together, and nothing will get in their way, loving in spite of flaws
Avi:
The Devil You Know: Avi/Mr. Blue Eyes
Main Theme--LA Noire Soundtrack
(No vocals this time)
There's a vibe that fits, looking over the city at night, the cherry of a cigarette glowing, whiskey on the table, and reaching over to brush a hand across their cheek--something private and intimate
Tagging: @shinycorvidae, @dreamskug, @wraithsoutlaws, @a-pirate, @chevvy-yates, @afterdark-vp, @dustymagpie, @wanderingaldecaldo, @gloryride, @breezypunk, @jaymber, @humberg, and anyone else who sees it and wants to do it ❤️❤️
Victory Delvin belongs to @shinycorvidae, Ivarr belongs to @dreamskug, Kit belongs to @a-pirate, and Dagger belongs to @wraithsoutlaws 🥰
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ohtokki · 1 year
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ship your moots with someone they don’t usually selfship with!
okie, okie lemme think for a second nonnie. not all the mooties but if i missed you pls don't hesitate to ping me for one!
@oooohno x ennoshita chikara - he's like daichi adjacent, but i feel like he'd be so loving and would get along great with your dog! secretly LOVES going to places that are dog-patio friendly and will gladly take family photos in cute (or gaudy!) matching sweaters
@nanamoonie x kozume kenma - pls am i allowed to second this. ina is 100% correct. i imagine aims wrecking shop as a swashbuckling pirate in Sea of Thieves, drinking grog and fighting enemies, and kenma is immediately smitten. looks for two player games and shyly suggests you play them with him <3
@sookisaurus x iwaizumi hajime - it’s a newer ship, but i’m here for it. iwa would be the ideal work out buddy (spotting for you and giving affectionate booty pats ‘you’re doing a good job, babe’ kinda vibe) and he would make delicious and healthy smoothies for you two as a reward. 
@1812p4n x bokuto koutaro - bokuto would absolutely love and be super super supportive of you! his explosive energy would be very contagious so every date you two have is a blast! he'd love to tag along with you to bookstores and listen to you talk about your favorite books. bonus: he loves it when you read to him with his head in your lap!!
@crescentkaze x sugawara koushi - i feel like if we're gonna retain the "chaotic energy" vibes of your usual faves I like the idea of you and suga! both teachers and both liking to keep the other on their toes!! also the two of you try to one up each other with the most ridiculous pair of socks. EVERY YEAR. it's a whole all sock drawer if fun, ugly, cute, and everything in-between!!
@yuutakittie x kita shinsuke - girl (affectionate), he would treat you SO RIGHT. like would actually just grow all the fruits and veggies you want and need for your recipe book. he'd happily be your taste tester and I think he would be really in tune with whenever you're having a bad day/feeling down. and he would just have a warm bath, tea, and some candles lit for you to wind down.
@mattsunkawa x suna rintaro - i feel like he gives me similar energy to mattsun in the sense that the two of you will clown each other. he would gladly play video games with you and do the dumbest shit because "never let 'em know your next move". he'd also love pranking you so it's always a blast with him hehe. and i feel like your cats would love him <3
@kentoangel x kageyama tobio - roma! you give me the prettiest vibes hehe so canon tobio who is ridiculously handsome is your match! i think he would be so loving towards you and would let you dress him up for dates. i also headcanon tobio becoming a really good dancer so the two of you will take classes and tear up the dance floor!!
@khinux x futakuchi kenji - I feel like the banter would be incredible!! the back n forth. the love hate. THE TENSION. but also i just imagine him refusing to initially believe he's into you and then just one day you sass him so good he's like "oh ok🧍i'm just a massive simp for calysta"
@oomiya x akagi michinari - haley, my sweet bby i honestly think that akagi would be super super wholesome with you and never fail to make you feel supported (that libero life). he strikes me as the type of guy who would take baking classes so he can surprise you with chocolatey goodness!!!
@soshiina x meian shugo - why'd my brain want to say stinky gojo huh?? anyway bby i have to ship you with a sexy man and meian is THAT. beefy, sexy, will probably be fun to banter with and get bratty with!! this man can keep up with you and handle the spice!! both figuratively and literally methinks!!
@satisfactooru x yaku morisuke - bay my love. I think you'd get along well with yaku! this man wouldn't be afraid to love you, and he would love you LOUDLY. like, he is just gushing over you in public and you'd have to shush him (with a kiss!!). He's cheeky and loves teasing you because you're just so cute!!!
@cup-of-fluff x hinata shoyo - sunshine baby for MY sunshine bby <3 hinata would be so enamored by you hehe. he'd go on long bike rides with you to take in the sights and then end it with a nice little picnic! you'll introduce him to French onion soup and he'll be HOOKED i tell ya!!
@kagejima x sawamura daichi - the fact that i had to choose someone other than meian is CRIMINAL. foul!! but he gives me those similar big man vibes like meian, ushijima, nanami, etc!! this is another man who you would steal flannels from and he would absolutely indulge you in all things fall/spooky!
@demxnscous x ojiro aran - wow someone who is not included in the suna x samu x kita polycule?! my brain immediately goes to those within the inarizaki circle. SO, i think aran would be so loving and he would help out on the farm, snuggle with rocko, and be SO SO devoted to you bby! he's the kinda guy who would sit out on the porch with you to watch storms (if that's your jam).
@iitoshi x hanamaki takahiro - i think you and hanamaki could hit it off joonie! he's got a laidback attitude but when it comes to you he'd do anything! i imagine the two of you going on impromptu late night food runs / late night drives. just parking at a random park or driving out by the coast and just hanging out together to talk about nothing and everything.
@5ugu x ushijima wakatoshi - dilly I wanna ship you with ushijima. hear me out, i think he would be a really really good listener. he loves the sound of your voice and although you tease him about it, you don't mind when he dozed off bc your presence is just so soothing! he loves to also surprise you with little trinkets but honestly sometimes they're so ugly or weird but you love them either way!
@lunaevangeline x azumane asahi - ahhh, i feel like the two of you would be so so sweet and loving together. i'm imagining asahi learning your favorite celestial bodies and making cardigans with the intricate patterns. like these would be such gorgeous pieces of work and he'd think you shine brightest of all!!
@writingbymoonlight x matsukawa issei - i think you and mattsun would vibe, quietly observing others, and giggling to each other when making commentary (absolutely wild and fake stories about the people you're watching). issei will not hesitate to pull pranks on you as well, and he loves it when you retaliate with a prank of your own!!
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from one anon to another: what the fuck anon? where do you get off by calling someone names and being rude about medical conditions? it’s just a silly little show about gay pirates, it’s not that deep. everyone interprets things differently so just stay in your lane. but also, what do you think the words ‘[you] better watch [your] fucking step’ mean if you don’t think they’re a death threat???
and i am an izzy enjoyer. i laugh at him a lot because he’s pathetic but he fascinates me and i think about him regularly lol. and i also think his actions in the last episode are not condonable. they make for good television and i can’t wait for the ramifications in series two but they are not condonable
jaskierx i luv your blog never change sweety becaus you are very cool and very sexy
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anon i’m giving you a lil kiss on the forehead. congrats on the good vibes and media literacy 💛
fr like i’m not saying nobody should like izzy or that everyone who enjoys izzy is just as bad as he is or anything! it’s perfectly possible to like izzy without being so fragile that you get offended when someone points out that he’s the show’s antagonist, or that when he threatened ed’s life it was indeed a death threat, or that when he used homophobic language it was indeed homophobia
i enjoy izzy as a character too but the izzy i enjoy is canon izzy as opposed to this fanon version that people seem to have created who is a tortured little soul who’s the real victim of the show
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penname-artist · 1 year
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Excuse me while I vomit fantasy AU plans I can literally never commit to because [redacted redacted redacted redacted re]
Living in a world overrun with fantasy creatures, but that's just normal. There's no clear segregation and there's no clear war of discrimination (yet or that we know of) but there just. Are creatures. Everywhere. Support your local centaur blacksmith today.
(No but seriously I am fucking wholistically obsessed with centaurs and if given the chance I will run rampant with them, don't bring them near me I WILL start gnawing on horse person AU plans specifically-)
Modern fantasy??? Like we still have royalty and knights and castles and shit but ALSO it's the 21st century and nobody goes to war anymore this is all just for pagentry because the internet loves aesthetics (and the royal family is usually just a bunch of fame-hungry streamers, let's be honest with ourselves)
Nick. As royalty. Fucking sends me. Fuck you I will have my foolish horny rich prince however I want. He spends all day thinking about how pretty he is, he has no alternative thoughts, except maybe looking at other pretty people and going "I would fuck that" or "I would let that fuck me" etc etc
WORLD OF CARS ROYALTY AU THOUGH????????? LIKE- a royal family made up of helicopters. Castles designed for all manor of vehicles. Shipyards and harbors become commonplace for large gatherings. Fancy clothing translated as detailed liveries. VEHICLE KNIGHTS. WHY ARE WE FUCKING SLEEPING ON THIS IDEA GUYS, WE COULD RULE THE WORLD WITH THIS SHIT
Magic is very fun, imo, and we need more of it. But not like more normal magic, I want like cool weird magic. I want magic rules that haven't been used a hundred million times over. Maybe some people can wander through wormholes. Maybe some people can, idk. Burn bread. I'm rambling but the point is magic
Apollo totally needs to be a naga / snake person in a fantasy AU at all times. He would have some Kaa or Cheshire Cat vibes (let's not connect the dots to that with some of the fics I've written in the past) but also he would just be extremely sassy and fashionable like that.
Help I accidentally made a whole folklore story about two gods that exist and rule (indirectly) over a fantasy realm and now this idea lives in my head rent free and I literally can't get it out. Every time I grab it Nick goes "think again bitch!" and starts skipping around and laughing evilly while evading my every attempt to WordsTM
Funny story I've attempted to tie together a WoC universe fantasy AU THREE TIMES NOW and - again - it lives in my head rent-free and evading authorities. I will smite this bastard, you watch. it's going to happen. I will force it to sit in a chair and exist to spite itself.
Other combo-deal AUs I have slept on if not slightly dabbled with: royalty AU but they're mermaids and shit; royalty AU but they're bird people and shit; royalty AU but it's an excuse to write another sappy Blade/Nick story because fuck you I said so and shit
Windlifter being royalty also but in secret but also we kinda always knew (it's totally canon you guys)
I will not be questioned on this, Cabbie is a goddamn centaur, period. No refunds. He grumpy he sleppy HE TAKE BIG STEPPY. (excuse for the Smokejumpers to ride in a wagon behind him and do The Skyrim BitTM on the regular) Also Dipper because...because.
Dusty gives me "normal guy on the surface, absolutely cursed monster demon spawn entity trying to be silenced" vibes
Maru = Eda the Owl Lady. Fuck your society I will be a witch however I please!!
Hi do you accept pirates because that guy in the grey with the 81 over there, yeah that's a pirate now and he's supposed to be getting his own Our Flag Means Death crossover ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS
I don't care what Blade is as long as it's aesthetically pleasing. A king, a prince, a knight in shining armor, an outcast sorcerer, a cursed deity, literally a plot device I DON'T CARE MAKE HIM LOOK SEXY IN ARMOR AND WE'RE GOOD
I think I'm done for now thank you for listening to my rant, these will never be finished unless they are when I stop psyching myself out of doing it because it's always a big project, have a good one
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