#he would though

[contact-guy]

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

#he would though

[starcurtain]

Every time I see a happy, lovey-dovey Haikaveh fanart, I just imagine canon Alhaitham holding the picture up in front of fuming canon Kaveh and saying "This could be us."

#genshin impact #alhaitham #kaveh #haikaveh #shitposting like always #he would though

[the-krakens-bitch]

rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox, eye lift

#of creator is Zack Bornstein on Twitter #I’m not calling it x #but it totally fits #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #he would though #he’ll deny it #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #angel dust

[legobiwan]

Tales from Castle Bleck (Part 1 of ???)

#luigi #mr l #mimi #spm #HE WOULD THOUGH

[devildomwriter]

If this ain’t Levi I don’t know what is

#he would though #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me leviathan

[television-overload]

Mulder vibes

#fox mulder #txf #x files #he would though #scully would tell him facts about babies' color vision #or ability to see things at a distance #but he wouldn't care #really love how op didn't take a picture and post it on the internet #instead drew an adorable visual representation

[glitchedgirly]

imagining etoiles bargaining with the guards for diabetes supplies (which they have to give him so he, you know, lives) and then he immediately sells his syringes and pen-tips on the prison drug market

#tw drugs #tw drvgs #he would though #qsmp etoiles #qsmp funny #qsmp #qsmp prison #qsmp headcanons #full disclosure: i haven't watched the drug vods yet #ive only skimmed stuff from tmblr #so idk if its accurate #i just see him doing this #etoiles #q!etoiles

[stincorrect]

Mike: This is what you spent our money on?  Will: *putting tiny raincoats on ducklings* They live outside. They need this.

#mike wheeler #will byers #mike and will #will and mike #byler #byeler #lol #i mean #he would though #like #you can't tell me he wouldn't #cause i can totally see it #i love him #stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes

[justyalocalmoss]

Silly silver moment

#sonic the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #blaze the cat #sonic fanart #silly guy #he would though

[fluffybirb18]

Aizawa: I hope you don't do anything foolish, problem child. Izuku Midoriya: I hope you're not hoping too hard.

#boku no hero academia #incorrect quotes #izuku midoriya #my hero academia #aizawa shouta #problem child #he would though

[sulkybender]

Sokka.

#atla #sokka #he would though

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*Crutchie, emerging from the Refuge wagon*

“Halleloo, ladies!”

#he would though #he absolutely would #sassmaster Crutchie #newsies #newsies 1992 #seize the day #newsies stage show #incorrect newsies quotes #incorrect quotes #drag race #incorrect drag race #shangela #we stan shangela #Crutchie’s comin’ out that box like shangela #with the bleach in the blonde like Pamela #Crutchie is a kitty girl #incorrect Crutchie #crutchie newsies #he’s back back back again

[upsidedownwithsteve]

Eddie would let me stack donuts on it…I JUST LNOW HE WOULD

😭😭😭 what a thing to read at 9am

#howling #he would though #ask

[befuddled-calico-whump]

Benj is my number one favorite guy, drama kid is best and just imagining him doing backstage shenanies is absolutely wonderful. So I’ve been thinking. I have a few monologues memorized, and just randomly pulling them out and reciting them and watching people be confused is so funny. I feel like Benji would do that to distract people so that other people can sneak in and do their thing.

So.

Imagine this: he’s talking to a security guard while the rest of the crew is sneaking into a building. “How are we today?” he says, leaning up against the fence next to him. “A little quiet? I’m feeling a little… blue myself. A little anxious for no particular reason, a little sad that I should be feeling anxious at this stage of life. You know, a little self conscious anxiety that results in unspecific sadness. A state that I call blue.”

At this point he is standing up and moving around and using his hands and body to accentuate his words and block the rest of the crew from sight.

“Anyway,” he says, “whenever I’m feeling this way— blue— I like to listen to my music. So I was going through my box of records this morning— yes, records— and what should I find but Gable and Stein’s The Drowsy Chaperone!” He makes awkward eye contact with the guard for a few moments. “Remember? Music by Julie Dale, Lyrics by Sydney Stein?”

A few more moments of awkward eye contact, then, “Here, I’ll tell you what it says on the back. It says “music, mayhem, and a gay wedding.” He pauses and then laughs. “Of course, that meant a different thing then then it does now, but then it just meant fun! And that’s exactly what this show is— fun!”

Yet more awkward eye contact while the security guard is trying to figure out how to respond, and Benji sighs long-sufferingly, putting his hand on the guard’s shoulder and waving his hand in the air like he’s showing a headline. “Just visualize. Imagine, if you will: it’s November of 1928 and you’ve just arrived at the doors of the Moscow theater. It’s cold and a heavy sleet is falling from the sky l, but you don’t care, because you’re about to see a Broadway show!”

The security guard nods awkwardly and shrugs Benji’s hand off his shoulder, walking away backward very slowly. “Yeah, I have to go. Sorry.” After a few steps, he starts sprinting.

Benji waits until he’s out of sight, and then runs over to the group, who are hiding behind the wall so they’re not seen. “I got him. We’re good. Let’s go.”

Hunter starts laughing, telling Benji how weird he looked, Joy and Jericho congratulate him, and Kaius makes some comment on how it took him long enough, and then Benji picks the lock and they continue on with their mission.

The rest of the crew: holy shit dude! How'd you come up with that so quick?

Benji, laughing nervously: yep, definitely all me!

#ahahahaha #he would though #he can't think of anything to say? well! #he's got a dozen monologues still floating around in his head AND thousands of songs he can just say and have them sound natural #beautiful #t$$ ask #theonewithallthefixations

[itsbebebe]

Was earring shopping with my dad for mothers day and we were checking amazon to see what they had in my price range. We scrolled passed some handcuff earrings and my dad pointed them out and went "Who would want to get that?" and the restraint i showed in not responding with klavier gavin is honestly commendable.

#ace attorney #klavier gavin #he would though #right?

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Loki: Thor and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush. Thor: We what?

#thor odinson #loki odinson #god of thunder #god of mischief #loki laufeyson #odinsons #brothers #siblings #sibling goals #lol #i mean #he would though #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes