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whumblr · 3 months
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Let me tell you all the story of my whumper-vibes physical therapist.
Me and some other patients were waiting patiently in the waiting room. Minding our own business. Some are reading some magazines, some are zoning out, yknow. When all of a sudden we hear a man screaming in pain on the other side of the door.
Everyone just blinks, going all wtf??, some are laughing. We hear the therapist through the door, "That's right, just let it all out". Followed by another scream.
Therapist later steps into the waiting room with a shit-eating grin, chainsaw whumper vibes, and just calls, "So, who's next?"
No one really wanted to go for their appointment anymore.
One of the patients bravely asks what that was all about.
Therapist, in a cheerful yet lethal voice: "Careful there, mr. Jones..."
Cue collective gulp throughout the room.
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princessg3rard · 3 months
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MY DAD LEFT A COMMENT ON ONE OF MY FICS ?? ON AO3 ??
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vvitchy · 6 months
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at the convention i went to i was buying an aileen wuornos pin + a magnet and the dude selling it was like if you’re a big collector i have some of the dirt from where she was standing when she was arrested i could sell you….. and i was like thank you so much for the offer but i am O.K.
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housewifeswag2 · 8 months
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Last person who attempted to flirt with you irl?
was when I was wearing that little red dress recently
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mingus-archives · 11 months
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Y’all I just met Hozier and I asked him what his favorite frog is and he said chocolate or the kind you use to make medicine! Take of that what you will
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malusienki · 5 months
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most mortifying experience of my life is being asked to speak to a french-canadian person in the french i learned in four years of school, two of which were online and one of which had a teacher that got fired partway through the school year meaning i didn’t get the basics down properly. anyway. that’s how my day went.
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chopper-base · 2 years
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This is your warning.
You will be seeing a lot of pride stuff on here along with the usual star wars content. (I'm gay. What did you expect?)
My account will always be a safe space.
(Also, if your parents don't accept you, be warned. My parents will probably adopt you. They keep "adopting" my friends with homophobic parents. Its getting ridiculous. I have like 7 new siblings now)
Now GO!
BE GAY!
take over the government
BE YOU!!
unalive a homophobe
BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE!!!
I will fight someone for you. All you gotta do is ask-
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me managing to pull the Master Sword out of the ground on the first try: SUCK IT BIG TREE GUY
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toddreblogslotf · 7 months
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GUYSSSS i was talking to someone in my class abt the fandoms i’m in and usually i’m super embarrassed to mention lotf because i do not create content that would be traditionally associated with the book 100% of the time AND HE WAS LIKE THATS COOL I LOVE LOTF IM VALIDATED!!!!!
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soulspice · 8 months
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an elderly man cruised by me on a mobility scooter and said I was walking 10 miles an hour and to, "keep it up, you'll get there soon."
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obstinatecondolement · 11 months
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My taxi driver was an Italian guy who very much appreciated the opportunity to kvetch about Brexit with a fellow citizen of the European Union.
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twosroos · 1 year
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my friend went to the miles teller masterclass at SCAD and apparently he told them like seven times to not/stop smoking weed 💀💀
miles teller telling art kids to not smoke weed is the funniest thing to me shout-out to him
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guttersnarls · 1 year
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magical-happiness · 1 year
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Got my last final tomorrow. Here's to hoping I pass. Those essay answers are going to kill me.
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airlockfailure · 1 year
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UPS Delivery Guy out here banging on doors like cops. JESUS FUCK
I am shaking.
I know it's the loud sudden noise that set off my PTSD
BUT HOLY FUCK
Don't doooooooooooo that.
I'm going to go have some hot cocoa now and try to chill out.
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iwantahockeyhimbo · 1 year
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it feels like a fever dream but i opened my messages to my dad and was reminded that i did in fact meet jeremy swayman at a concert last night.
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