#he was actually just a shitty human

[hellfyre]

thinking about how adam was the first human soul in Heaven bc what the fuck happened to Abel. did he go to hell (for some reason?)

like what happened there. he was the first human to ever die so like would the theories saying Eve is the first person to enter hell be therefore incorrect? Because Adam and Eve had another son to replace Abel, Seth. Eve did not die first.

idk i have gripes and confusion about that stuff.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel theories #hazbin hotel spoilers #adam hazbin hotel #like what is happening #because the only thing I can think of is able went to hell and he would have had to go to hell before his mother #or he just went nowhere?? #like. idk the story of cain and abel is interesting and like basic bible canon stuff. #i could maybe see abel was actually shitty in the show and lucifer convinced cain to kill him maybe bc of that since lucifer is not evil #but this show doesnt seem to think very deeply. #it feels more like abel and cain were probably forgotten #but like man i dont know whats going on #hazbin hotel critical #although i guess in the show the first human to enter hell was Lilith regardless #Eve can still be relevant since she *ate* the forbidden fruit first though

[laurelnose]

“Just what is it that runs in your veins, Jedao?”

“You’re welcome to cut me open to find out. Knife’s on my left hip if you forgot yours.”

“Oh, I intend to.”

spent most of my Sunday on @figuwhump day 12, which dovetailed really nicely with a couple of MoE thumbnails I was saving. ‘this looks like consensual kink, is this actually whump,’ you might be asking, and to that i say, with Kujen & Jedao it can be both

#nirai kujen #shuos jedao #machineries of empire #laurelnose art #figuwhump #Consensual But At What Cost #i was gonna do something different w/ the colors but while i was fucking about w/ my layer masks i did this by accident #instant contemporary romance novel color palette just add water. anyways that juxtapostion is hilarious to me so it stayed like this #p.s. i still can’t believe these lines are from their first meeting. #this is an insane thing to say to one of the space emperors who you KNOW is involved in human experimentation #and jedao?? meant it??? he actually lets kujen bring knives into the bedroom later?? #kisses jedao’s nose. you have shitty taste in men and you flirt like a man with a death wish and i love that about you #🦋🦊

[shima-draws]

For anyone doubting whether or not to watch the MLB movie: I do have lots of positive things to say about it, but most importantly. Fucking. Daddy Gabriel. HE IS SO!!! He is so.

If you’re gonna do it do it for him

#Miraculous Ladybug #MLB movie #MLB #Shima speaks #I love love LOOOOVED Gabriel in this movie #Bc there’s still so much humanity left in him. He still has compassion. He still CARES about Adrien #Meanwhile TV show Gabriel: #Also I’m gonna be 100% honest he’s so fucking hot in the movie. OH my god. #AND THE FLASHBACK?? WHAT WAS THAT HAIRCUT LMAOOOOO #I was so Shook to see him A. Younger and B. With LONG HAIR?? Who ARE you #Anyway that scene at the end with Adrien? MWAH. CHEF’S KISS. #Movie Gabriel is Top Tier he may be a shitty dad but he’s a shitty dad with a HEART and that’s all I care about #I think bc they made him so much more emotive and expressive and overall just a desperate dad? #I actually care about him as a character SO much more #Show Gabriel is a fucking asshole. He has no soul #Movie Gabriel? Sir. SIRRRR #DADDY SORRY DADDY SORRY DA #I do not use that lightly btw. I rarely EVER use the D word on a character. This is HIGH praise coming from me

[kindaorangey]

OKAYYYY IVE WATCHED THE NEW INVINCIBLE EPISODE NOW. the mark and amber plot and the developments on the viltrumite invasion plot were soooooo interesting this show can really hit when it wants to huh

#thunder rambles #i mean i know we all knew that. i just forget sometimes when we have an extended scene about mark reading nolan's shitty pulp novels #and also when mark and his roommate slash best friend havent interacted onscreen since two episodes ago #when said best friend accused mark of ditching him for his gf💀 #like i hope that wasnt just a throwaway joke please invincible please follow through on the friendship angst #lets pile on the heartbreak for mark lets fucking do it lets have his best friend take him to task in the exact same way amber just did #william has a different angle for it as well since mark not responding to him meant william had to deal with his bf threatening to khs #by calling a goddamn government agent #like this boy has 0 friends #side note its actually so smart for william's list of who to call in a crisis with rick be 1) mark and 2) donald #like yeah maybe the police are more likely to respond but donald is 1000 times more qualified to deal with that crisis #smart boy. and yet hes so one dimensional its not even funny #rick and donald are finishing their character arcs and exploring the fucked up effects of scifi trauma #meanwhile william: 🚹 #i dont have the man_standing emoji on my phone so i had to put the male toilet sign💀 #anyway yeah. after mark has to confront the existence of his evil alternate universe selves #and the life of his mother and brother being threatened #lets force him once again to choose between big-picture world-saving duty and the needs of someone human whom he loves! #this time - william edition! #invincible

[tswwwit]

Did Bill not come to terms with his feelings for Dipper until he was forced to in Confessing It, or was it earlier in the series (even if he would never admit it)? Sorry if this is sorta implied, I’m not amazing with subtext. Rereading atm and I was curious lol

Actually, Bill (sort of) came to terms with having fallen for Dipper well before Dipper got his feelings sorted.

It's in Faking It chapter 15:

[Bill] glances up at Dipper. “You…. are the single worst thing that has ever happened to me. And I don’t say that lightly, you got no idea how old I am."

#answers #Bill still had a lot of struggling to do after that #But if you're looking for him accepting his feelings *this* was the moment #When Bill realized he'd fallen pretty far even though he couldn't make himself say or think the proper word yet #His thoughts on the matter are addressed in more detail in Chapter 9 of Hating It #Dipper liked Bill. Even when he was trapped and nearly powerless and in a shitty situation - Dip *still* respected and lusted after him #Not after position or power or wanting him to be different. Even knowing he wasn't remotely human!! He just wanted *Bill*. #And it goes BOTH ways #Dipper was most of the way there too but also trying REALLY HARD not to care about a demon at that point #Then a minute or so later Bill's cheering up attempt did the rest of the work #Dipper had stayed so strong. Fighting against this horrible yet compelling demonic force. No feelings here no sir it's a bad idea #And in the one moment he got weak. When he teared up. Bill got awkward and tried to perk *him* up #Both hilarious and relatable AND a moment where Dipper realized Bill actually in his own way cared about him #These idiots were never going to be able to resist someone who could see them at a truly low point and like them anyway #Confessing It is basically: Them Trying To Actually Talk: The Fic #They both already knew how the other felt #But actually Communicating about it like a functional couple was hard #All the very kinky smuts are canon btw #I like my absurd smut to have character development #And believe it or not #Amazingly they communicate well when both of them have the same fun goal in mind

[cocainegf]

Omg you know what I hate the most. Those stupid fucking posts that are just like men outright saying they're only interacting with you, listening to you talk about your interests or letting you share smthn with them, etc so they can fuck you. Like they're just boldly saying "yeah, dont believe us when we seem genuinely interested in what you're saying. We're desperate for pussy actually & just pretending! Make no mistake I couldn't care less! It's a facade! Just in it for pussy!"

#its like yeah.....i know.....wheres the joke #“”“babygirl he doesnt care about ur squishamallow names hes tryna blow ur back out!!!” “ #“'she let me hit cuz i listened to the monster high lore' #“pretending to fw her shitty indie vinyl so i can smash”“ #“”pussy so good got a nigga sittin here like ohh so serena and blair ARENT really friends???“”“ #its just my number 1 ick #like yeah fuck me for thinking a man could simultaneously respect & fuck you but its actually legitimately impossible for a man to #see the full humanity in some(one)thing he considers HIS to dominate by nature #radfems do touch #radfems do interact #radical feminism #terf safe #terfs do touch #radfem safe #terfs do interact #but yeah men are the lonely ones :( #men are the ones w deep trust issues :(

[magicdyke]

dude is just not smart

#i mean if you have a blog entirely dedicated to “discourse” then what can you expect #love that he can just decide that using queer is never ever a slur no matter what and say that being tme doesnt affect you #while also having several different instances of transmisogyny on his blog or thinking he has the right to joke abt certain things #its like ok so you just like the word fag because it makes you sound special #or edgy or whatever #with zero real care for the actual lgbt community at large #like maybe there are people that dont like to be called queer because it is still used as a slur in Most Spaces #also btw hes like “I literally talk abt [transmisogyny] on this blog” but i like did not see a single post referencing trans women #aside from a post where he was getting mad at ppl for being mad that he made some shitty transmisogynisyic joke that he took back later #maybe being obsessed with “transandrophobia” is an insanely moronic thing to do and maybe you have to accept #that you are white and not hypervisible to humanity and have similar problems and experiences to the people similar to you #but still have the ability to exclude transfems from spaces #and are actively doing so by talking the way you do on your stupid ass blog #god. white trans men thinking that they're exactly the only people that have ever experienced oppression that gets ignored by society #drives me fucking crazy #im sorry but you are not special. #the toothpaste flag icon on top of all of this just to really remind everyone that hes a lesbophobe whenever hes talking ever

[ace-with--a-mace]

idc yall could never make me hate richard cameron

#yes throwing keating under the bus was shitty but like?? hes a kid bro #got put into this expensive ass 1-way-ticket to the top 1% school. prob was told by his parents ab the sacrifices they made to get him there #theyre almost done with school and are being cracked down by the principal ab their club like what was he supposed to do #i feel its easy to say “i wouldve stood with keating i wouldve told the truth i wouldve blamed mr perry” when ur watching and not partaking #but in the moment its either the guy who can teach somewhere else or facing your parents #and even so yall act like hes the only one to sign. everyone signed the letter (idk ab charlie i know he was expelled) but like #only 1 out of the group actually stood out dont act like youre the same?? idk #and then i do gen believe that the school was looking for a reason to fire keating cuz his teachings are non-traditional so #idk. they all had their flaws none of them are perfect theyre all human i feel that cameron was just being a realist #the dead poets society #dead poets society #richard cameron #even todd who speaks out in the end signed the letter like 😭 it was a shitty thing to do but theyre teens and its real #l speaks #shut up l

[gibbearish]

eternal fight between wanting to correct a misconception abt cats but also knowing that it was just a silly joke and i shouldnt take it so seriously but also something being a joke doesnt mean you shouldnt still point things out but also i have no expertise beyond just "i have multiple cats and spend way too much time watching them and thinking about the way they interact w each other and what that means about how their brains work" which means i would just be talking out of my ass anyways because i have no way of telling if my interpretations are right or if im anthropomorphizing them

#origibberish #anyways. your cat isnt trying to steal your food #he doesnt understand 'your' food vs 'my' food he just understands 'food' #and sees you as another cat and when cats are eating and another cat wants some they just. walk up and partake #so if youre having issues with that you gotta start using cat language to tell them to back off #like growling/hissing at your cat is allowed they do it at each other all the time for a reason #actually slight correction they do understand 'my' food but only in terms of 'i caught this so it is my trophy' #food thats just Around is communal #so think like a cat and say no this is MY kill in cat words #i killed this sandwich and IM going to eat it #like theres a part of me thats like 'no you cant hiss at your cat thats mean!' but thats looking at it through human eyes #we see hissing as mean because its The Mad Sound and mad is Bad and Angry and Personal #but for cats mad is different #theres no values or anything behind it‚ mad just means 'stop what youre doing or ill hit you' #and like you know actually hitting your cat would be shitty and abusive and that threatening smth like that to a child would be equally #and abusive so in ur brain ur like 'i cant threaten him in cat speak' #but like its not a threat for them!! its just a warning so that they know the other cat Doesnt Like What Theyre Doing!!! #thats how they establish boundaries!!! so not only are you allowed to use it i would even say trying to actually bring yourself to your #cats level in terms of communication is probably like. better? #but i mean again. this is all based entirely off of half remembered cat facts books from childhood and spending way too long #watching the endless drama between my children #so. take literally all of that with a grain of salt #actually scratch that ive decided i am an expert now. universities i am willing to be a professor of cat psychology

[thisgodwontforgiveyou]

making nemesis a big stupid thang still feels lame to me

#its very marvel movie brained its like well hes not Scary if hes not Big but ur playing a third person game so the scale is lost #and it just makes him look like a big bumbling asshole #vs original nemesis being so scary bc he could be in literally any tiny ass room jill can fit in cus hes barely taller #also the fact that he gets beat up by her just doesnt work when she has to drive cars into him and shit #like i get it le epic re7 reference or wahtever but it just really really highlights how much nemesis is shitty mr x #esp when giving mr x a relaly human appearance with normal clothes made him feel more like a normal guy #despite him being a stupid idiot zombie who cant think and nemesis being like an actual normal human in there #well. a weird little bug that is as smart as human in there

[bipolbur]

my day is already shit enough what do you mean the response video is finally coming out and keemstar is the one who announced it

#text #whatever im not watching that thing until after christmas #if i even actually watch it tbh #bc frankly i’ve said this from the beginning all of the proven stuff makes me uncomfortable #even if everything he did was legal i still think it’s fucking weird and he needs to make a fucking better divide between fan and friend #as a cc all he does is fuck up make a shitty response and then say love you guys ❤️ #tired of his ass just fucking. doing or saying weird shit and everyone being like Well my poor baby dream was raised in a hole and never #spoke to another human being before um… idk four years ago #PLUS HIS ASS KEEPS LYING ABOUT HOW OLD AMANDA WAS AND IT IRKS THE FUCK OUT OF ME #AND HE ALSO LIED ABOUT NOT KNOWING SHE WAS A FAN WHEN HER FIRST FUCKING MESSAGE WAS ABOUT HIS CONTENT GETTING HER THROUGH A ROUGH TIME #whatever. hope he explodes at the end of the video‼️‼️

[bandsanitizer]

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#alison speaks? #to be deleted probably #not to like be weird about things people are already pretty weird about #but like beyond the absolute turn of ‘aCTUALLY this dude we liked for the past six years was a VILLIAN in her story’ #it’s the fact that some people have an audacity to look at the relationship they were in for six years #and go ‘yknow what? it was all just so she could get here. it was all about the healing’ and granted yeah #good people can help you be better. a safe person and a safe place can allow yourself the time and safety it takes to grow and heal #but honest to goodness they did NOT commit to their six year long relationships and endure all their hardships #he did NOT support her during some of the worst moments in her career #just for y’all to reduce him to some stepping stone in her story #to view him as if the whole universe revolves around her like #like imo he deserved way fucking better #and honestly unless the relationship ended in a way that i really really really could not believe it did #it’s pretty fucking shitty that he had to put up with all the shit he got from the internet after the split went public #it’s pretty fucking shitty that y’all act like she can’t really do wrong in a relationship #that y’all STILL are unable to see it as anything other than sure humans make mistakes but men are absolutely terrible #like the need to analyze the fuck out of a song yall call deep and sad and so telling #that really just sounds like ‘why couldn’t you read my mind?’ makes me want to YELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL #anyways that’s enough and maybe the last thing i’ll say #bc honestly if the current relationship ends up not lasting (not that i wish that on them #don’t get me wrong) but like if it doesn’t? just wait for everyone to come up with all the reasons why #this guy who brought her back and made her so happy and blah blah blah was ACTUALLY? a shitty guy the whole time #okay yeah that’s all that’s it #i think the reason this makes me so angry is bc y’all would not tolerate this if the situations/reactions were reversed #and honestly the amount of disrespect for a relationship that did not go burning down in flames between two people together for six years #that shared a life and a home … to get this disrespect i just…. #i wish healing and happiness and growth for both of them #but damn

[ultfan]

BOLD any fears which apply to your muse. italicize what makes them uncomfortable.

the dark ⋆ fire ⋆ open water ⋆ deep water ⋆ being alone ⋆ crowded spaces ⋆ confined spaces ⋆ change ⋆ failure ⋆ war ⋆ loss of control ⋆ powerlessness ⋆ prison ⋆ blood ⋆ drowning ⋆ suffocation ⋆ public speaking ⋆ natural animals ⋆ the supernatural ⋆ heights ⋆ death ⋆ dying ⋆ intimacy ⋆ rejection ⋆ abandonment ⋆ loss ⋆ the unknown ⋆ the future ⋆ not being good enough ⋆ scary stories ⋆ speaking to new people ⋆ poverty ⋆ loud noises ⋆ being touched ⋆ forgetting ⋆ being forgotten

#man doesn't have a lotta fears #i feel like he's less scared about things happening to him and more #frightened of things happening to people he genuinely cares about #aka people he cares for beyond what their talent is #so yknow. he never actually gets close to others #because his shitty luck cycle could kill them #as for the uncomfortables- ik he doesn't want to die alone #and that he craves connection despite himself #and also just basic human survival instincts #✁ ⇾ study.

[elaeomyxa]

Incredibly strange that I'm having emotions when the sun is still out but it truly is funny that I'm having a crisis over. Not Liking Someone

#this has literally been on my mind for days #like what the fuck am i supposed to do? #he deserves support and he deserves love because he's a human being and he's going through shit but i don't think i can offer that #but also god that's such a shitty thing to leave someone for their mental health! i'm a shit friend! #(the lack of importance i put on romantic relationships has made me believe i'm impervious to staying in a shitty relationship #when in reality it has just made me put friendships on the same pedestal some do romantic relationships) #but ALSO also if i just go on pretending i like him that'll be even shittier if i do stop being friends with him!! #and he'd want the truth but nobody who says that actually wants the fucking truth! #but i can't just stay friends with him because he's being an asshole! (but maybe i'm biased and forgetting to see his side) #((a friend is scared of him and i understand what it's like to be scared of someone like that but i also understand that i was wrong)) #[but also maybe i wasn't wrong and my emotions were invalidated] [[but also my mind's just telling me that so i can play the victim]] #and if i try to cut it off with him he's going to think i'm an asshole #and i AM because my mind keeps trying to be mean to him because i'm frustrated with this whole thing #(which is proof i'm an asshole) (but it's proof that i'm noce because i'm not being an asshole to him) (which is proof i'm dishonest) #but also i fucking drive him home which would be shitty to take away just because he's being an ass #and he's going to write a fucking callout post for my other friend for a whole thing that could have been avoided if they just talked #(but he told them not to talk to him) (and now they're scared of him) (probably because he plans on going to their fucking house) #hm. anyways these tags are going to be so funny to come up on when tumblr decides this is what i want when i type left parentheses #Anyways. me when i'm the mentally stable one of the friend group

[cherry-shipping]

BTW during my nightly nap i had a dream abt horrortale sans...... it was sorta all over the place cause i fell asleep watching youtube so it affected the course of my dream a lot but i think it was something along the lines of him working someplace on the surface and saw me from afar semi-regularly and was like. really weirdly fixated on me. but he was totally nuts about it too like hed follow me around with the sole intention of trying to figure out WHY he was fixated on me and what id done to make it that way. like. obviously there was something mega suspicious about me since he couldnt get me out of his head and also he thought i was the one stalking HIM because i kept showing up in places he went to. like i remember he had some special quiet place near his work where hed go to watch a nearby lake and calm down (super cute) and it was way behind some bushes and shit so it was like a secret for him. but then he went there one day and i was there napping in the grass and he was like ok what the fuck. anyway all in all it was a good dream and i think thats sort of what hed be like, even just regular sans is like that too. also my appearance in this dream was that of my self insert which was neat and also there was a part where he was watching me in secret and i was stressed out and he saw me take my eyepatch off and stab myself in the fucking eye over and over again and he was like. woah Thats just like when i pick my broken eyesocket....... and it was like a whole thing. lmfao

#cherry chats #bf (bone friend) #long and jumbled ass post but whatever it was a dream so it was pretty messy already #another fun thing was that at times hed see me pass by his workplace and he would be dead set on following me #so hed just up and leave. not even on break or anything like he just Left #and if any of his human coworkers tried to stop him he would literally grab them and break their arms #like. they reach out a hand he grabs it and just fucking crushes it #like that scene in from dawn til dusk. if anyone remembers that. #and that was like a regular thing. dunno how he didnt get fired but it was funny as hell #in fact i think he even regularly crushed peoples fucking skulls with his huge hands too #he would leave to follow me around like a huge weird creep and if anyone tried to get him to stay he grabbed their head and crushed it #like. completely silent and nonchalant and still on his way out.enriuhgeruihgwg9prodgboirdhfg #anyway. it was cool i fucknig love that freak #and i also love my self insert a whole bunch. theyre also fucking weird #i wonder if i should make that eye stabbing when stressed thing an actual habit of theirs.....? #itd be cool and a fun parallel between sans' eye picking habit #but also the eyepatch is based off of my eyesight being garbage on my right eye #and at one point the eye doctor said i might have to get an eyepatch on my LEFT eye (the good one) so the bad one could get better #so if im realistic then my s/i would have one functioning eye thats covered by their eyepatch and then one shitty eye #but the eyepatch is also bloody. maybe i should just let myself be edgy and say the doctors removed their eye or something LOL #aaarghhh. i love horrortale so much. fuck

[lasarcasticpanda]

while the whole hospital scene is an example of the joel that everyone has been wary of, it's also a joel that hasn't been seen in 20 years. like, the whole episode is.

this joel is joking and gentle and attentive to try and cheer up his daughter. he's worried and fumbling a little in the excusion but diving headfirst in trying to comfort her and show how much she means to him and asking her to allow him to help her find/be a reason to keep fighting to be here. just like she is for him.

and then people in uniform with guns threaten her (again) and he has this moment of helplessness (again). only. only.

this time, it's not an immediate death. he has time this go around to actually do something.

and he does it without a second thought. in the aftermath of the opening of this reprise, he becomes the one man army he couldn't be for sarah. yeah the hospital is the joel everyone has been wary of, but its that joel with the purpose of joel-from-before and god help any motherfuckers who get in his way.

in the game, when marlene and joel are talking, she tells him: "this isn't about you, or even her - there is no other choice here."

she was right. there was no other choice, never was, not for joel.

#tlou spoilers #I SAID I HAD THOUGHTS AND I WOKE UP AT 3AM TO WRITE THEM DOWN #honestly the second marlene allowed him to walk out of that room she signed her own death certificate #which is such an interesting idea because she did it out of respect and acknowledgement of what joel is losing #to her someone who has been fighting to try and free humanity #(from the infection from each other from awful leadership) #there wasnt any other choice but to give up ellie for the possibility to try and set things right #and she made a mistake in thinking joel could ever be on the same wavelength #theyre parallel but on completely different ends #people took sarah not infected not shitty leadership not even the apocalypse #a person with a gun a uniform and an order took her and joel was never going to let that happen again #uh also while i think its an interesting idea i dont actually think marlene is to blame here #its awful she didnt ask ellie but neither did joel and i dont think either of them wouldve if given the chance #joels decision to kill her rests with him alone its not her fault #he rests easy with it too which is both ruthless and really sad for marlene #my thoughts on ellie are still just AHHHHHHHHHH but as always #she is my darling little shit and i would also burn the world to keep her safe so like #i get you joel