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#he was a lil jackass but that was so fucking funny to me
keymintt · 1 year
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i’m sure this has been at least mentioned before but one of the things that’s so fucking funny to me abt kim is that, for all the shit he gives you (harry) when you try to get him to dance or wear the piss jacket, he actually wants to do those things to some extent
over the course of the game you can’t get him (or other characters for that matter) to do things he doesn’t want to do. disco elysium isn’t a power fantasy game like that. don’t get me wrong some things he needs to be convinced/challenged for, but he can and does outright Refuse things at times like when you suggest getting on the kineema and cutting the body down from there, not going into the tent with the ravers, or not climbing up the shitty feld building ladder, etc. and there are also definitely moments when he reluctantly puts up with harry/the player’s antics bc harry’s persistent and it’ll just put a quicker end to things to be like, “yeah sure fine i’ll eat the sandwich“ or, “i'll spare you another *20 hour mind-project*— yes, i am”
when you really badger him into dancing in the church and pass the authority check, he of course puts up some resistance but then goes, “now check *this* shit out!“ and starts busting it down! if he was reluctant to dance, he’d totally just do some stupid lil shimmy to appease harry with the same enthusiasm of, “oh god more cryptids” but no! he starts “heel kick[ing] the church floor with such intensity, it’s reasonable to fear he’ll kick a hole right through it“ he had those moves Locked And Loaded, but it’s not like he was gonna bust them out oh god no, then harry pulls his rank on him and he thinks “well everyone else here can see that the guy making a bigger fool of himself is ordering me to do it so i guess it’s okay for me to“
(thinking abt that, there’s prolly something to also say there abt music being a sort of outlet for kim. in my brain the anodic dance music and the shit speedfreaks fm plays have more in common than not, but kim also strikes me as somewhat of a music snob about that sort of stuff so. i dunno)
and then the pissfaggot jacket! when you’re trying to convince him to put it on he essentially says “you’re gonna keep bothering me about this no matter what“ but at the end of the interaction he still puts the jacket on and keeps it on! “the first chance i get, this thing’s coming off“ yeah right, the first chance he had was immediately after putting it on, harry clearly doesn’t give a shit if kim leaves him hanging fashion-wise, he’s the one who puts on the fuck the world jacket first! and once harry takes off the fuck jacket, the piss jacket is gone too, so it basically boils down to “as long as i’m following around this guy who’s making a bigger fool of himself, i can do this thing that i wanted to do got coerced into going along with“ 
kim’s also like “it really *does* look cool to have both of these jackets on right now“ once he puts it on like who are you kidding bro. your lame ass wanted this. sure he wanted to be a jackass and take the jackets but he also confiscated those hubcaps because they were cool and he was gonna eventually install them, was he not gonna steal the jacket to wear it?
he has his pristine little Image to uphold so he’ll only do things he wants to do if it looks like he’s being forced to and/or he won’t be the biggest fool in the room because god forbid he expresses himself. there’s plenty of deeper analysis here in conjunction with how he relishes in having control over his desires and how harry’s someone who can get him to break his rigid self-control and let loose a bit, but for me it just boils down to:
he’s so fucking lame and it’s so fucking funny
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sunshinediaz · 5 months
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fuck it friday 🫧
i don't have anything to put the fuck in fuck it friday (which, nuts, but i'm so stoked because i'm writing stuff that's not porn for once) but i do have eddie and chim being silly goofy brothers so!!! enjoy!!!
Chim makes a noise and grabs a ten pound bag of gummy bears instead. “What makes you think it’s a good idea?”  Eddie shrugs, wondering if keeping the gummy bears and having a handful at the station when he wakes up from a nap is worth receiving Bobby’s patented disappointed look. “Maybe it’s not a good idea, but I have to do something,” he replies, deciding that, yes, the gummy bear are so worth it. “She’s mean to me, Chim.”  “You sound like Jee.”  Eddie flaps his hand at Chim and turns the corner into another aisle. “You’re so funny, man.” He picks through the several different kinds of flour, searching for the kind Bobby’s particular about. “She singles me out and makes me look bad in front of my neighbors. I haven’t even met any of them.” “Maybe they’re scared of you. Have you thought of that? You keep odd hours, your truck is big, and you listen to country music. ”   “I listen to good country music, you jackass.”  And he does. He’ll be damned if anybody associates him with Jason Aldean—fuck that dude, fuck his little buddies, and fuck all they stand for. Every single one of them. In the words of Kris Kristofferson, a legend—people like Toby Keith and his alt-right patriotism have done to country music what pantyhose did to fingerfucking.  (Oh, God. Is that Eddie’s Roman Empire? Chris is going to have a heyday.)  “Semantics.”  “I’ll show—” he starts, stops, takes a deep breath to calm down. “The next time you walk in front of this cart, I’m fucking up your heels.” He crosses his chest.  “See? That’s what I’m talking about. You’re weird.”  Eddie swerves the cart toward Chim, loud and rickety. “Swear on my life, Chim.” Chim dances out of the way. “You should probably swear on something else, pal,” he says, laughing loudly when Eddie veers the cart his way again. They make a commotion, gathering the attention of a few others down the aisle, and sheepishly apologize. “Have you talked with Buck about it?”  “No,” Eddie replies, sighing. He grabs a few canisters of unsweetened cocoa, adding it on top of Chim’s addition of sugar free pudding. “It kinda slipped my mind.” 
i was tagged by @callaplums, @honestlydarkprincess, @hippolotamus, @jesuisici33, @try-set-me-on-fire, @exhuastedpigeon, @wikiangela, @eddiebabygirldiaz, @callmenewbie, @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove, @giddyupbuck, @thewolvesof1998, and @daffi-990 mwah 🫶🏼
it's late so i'm only tagging @eddiediaztho because i sent britt a lil bit of this scene last night and she was excited for it, which wow, and i need her to see it so she can gush praise at me BUT PLEASE everybody consider yourself tagged by me i'm so fuckin serious mwah
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pontiussy · 1 year
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JACKASS BF HEADCANNONS!!!
warnings: none, sfw <3
I’ve had these in the drafts for so long but my twitter moot mentioned hcs which inspired me to post these, enjoy!
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Chris
goofy ahh
you guys r always giggling about dumb shit
annoying everyone bc you guys do NOT SHUT UP AROUND EACHOTHER ur so giggly all the time
he doesn't care:)
WILL PLAY GUITAR FOR YOU SHSJKSKS
even if he's just messing around you love listening to him
he loves how excited you get when he plays for you, his smile is so cute AAAA <33
late night walks
tackle hugs !!
squeezes you to death and does the lil spinny thing when hugging
always followed by forehead kissies
pinches ur cheeks n shit
just the gigglest relationship ever
he just always smiles around you :)) he can't help it
lets you play with his hair
he loves it
you brush it for him, and braid it sometimes
he is so thankful and makes sure to tell you how pretty his hair looks now
not that it needed your help at ALL
always cuddlin
you love watching him do bits
and he loves having you on set
never seen a man so proud of his s.o. being there to witness his boys do silly things to his ding ding
he comes over to you after every one to see if you thought it was funny or not
just like this :D
assuring him that you did think it was funny
calling him party boy affectionately
and calling him chrissy :))
he calls you 'y/n bug' :"")
also has silly nicknames for you for sure based on inside jokes
would still think you are just as beautiful if you hadn't showered in a month and were wearing a garabge bag
this is so specific but I just picture him to make a lil flower crown for you :")
Bam
known each other since you were kids
always hung out with him and the cky gang growing up
corny friends to lovers bullshit when you get older
being his personal nurse when he wipes out
acts like he hates it in front of the guys
loves it
obvi calling him bammy, bambi, bam bam
calling him brandon occasionally to piss him off
bam is a pouty whiny BITCH
he just wants ur attention!!
will not hesitate to grab your hand in public when someone flirts with you
ur his >:-( !!!
buys you jewelry, clothes, shit whatever ur lil heart desires
going to concerts together
money is not an object when it comes to making you happy
does not appreciate it when the guys mess with you on set
he gets very aggressive
"bam its okay it was funny pls calm down" "no its not okay these dickheads need to leave you alone!!!" all POUTYYY
wearing his clothes
he thinks you're so beautiful when you do and makes sure you know
doing his eyeliner
laying on his chest when you sleep, him scratching your head gently <3
rubs your back when you hug him
calls u "my girl" AAAA
matching tats ofc
matching outfits sometimes too
loves buying you new clothes for you to model for him
he just thinks you're so pretty <3
april and phil just love you
Johnny
he calls you so so many sweet names
I think it's his love language
doll, darlin', punkin, sweetheart, etc
"how was your day, doll?"
he's so flirty with you
he never stopped flirting with you even after you became official
king of romance
would take you to the rodeo or some shit
does that whistle thing when you enter a room lookin all dolled up
"now who's this pretty lil thing?"
loves getting you embarrassed by flirting with you in front of people
loves to hold your waist
prefers that you don't watch his really dangerous stunts, he doesn't want you to be scared :"(
he thinks you're beautiful no matter what, but cannot deny that he LOVES when you wear his favorite dress and do your hair really nice
"you know just what to do to drive a man wild, darlin'"
you love wearing his pink jackass cardigan
I feel like he would really enjoy you wearing red lipstick so he can mess it up later
SITTING IN HIS LAP
in front of the guys too he doesn't give a fuck
he babies you a lot
you are his whole world
singing songs together in the car !!
Ryan
simply the sweetest bf ever
arm around you always
"hun" :")
so many forehead kisses
both of u being adopted by april
I just feel like he'd be very comforting, and the best to have deep, late night convos with
will never judge you for anything (make jokes? oh definitely. never judgemental tho)
cuddly asf
would affectionately do that head rub hair messing up thing?? (there's a word for that i just can't think of it)
always there to calm you when you’re stressed or scared, in any way you need
“shh it’s ok I’m here” “I’m not going anywhere hun” and hugs and forehead kisses and shit awwwww
loves hugs
he’s such a gentle lover, I don’t know how else to put it. He’s just so sweet and caring and soft n shit
he would do anything to put a smile on your face
if one of the guys tried to mess with you? he will punch the shit out of them seriously
you are ry’s world ok!!!!
you and him are absolutely best friends
never the arguing type. if there’s a problem you’re gonna sit down and talk about it. he’s an amazing listener and always understands your side of things. of course lots of huggin and cuddlin after the fact :)
he babies the shit out of you
I picture him to always bring you little gifts/trinkets to show his love. like if he was filming out of town he’d bring you back something cool he found at a thrift store or gift shop, or maybe a cool rock he found on the side of the road.
i also picture him to wanna buy you cute stuff too like necklaces, but random cool items are a staple in this relationship!
always wearing his shirts
I picture him to kiss u a LOT. he’s leaving the room for a sec? gotta kiss that cheek. you’re watching a movie? soft kisses on the forehead. going on a walk? kisses your hand while holding it.
Steve-O
calls u babe
respectful king
shows you off at any opportunity
romantic asf
flower petals in your bedroom n shit type romantic
helping him with his elaborate bullshit ideas
partners in crime honestly
matching fits type cheesy
prank wars with eachother
thinks you are an angelic being and deserve the highest of respect and praise
adopting pets together :)) and being pet parents :))
going on trips and vacations together as often as possible!
I can’t even fathom how he would react if someone disrespected you oh god
it would be so ugly
they are absolutely destroyed
if you’re ever feeling insecure, he ain’t having that bullshit
worship!!!!!!
he’s gonna go on and on and on about how drop dead gorgeous and wonderful you are and kiss the shit out of you
you better not dare say anything negative about yourself in his presence, he will give you an ear full so fast
you are a god to him
he definitely buys you jewelry n shit
and cute lil outfits
and compliments the shit out of you in them obvi
“damnn baby you look so good in that”
HANDSY SO HANDSY
hands to yourself has no meaning to him (obviously unless you told him to stop! he’d never wanna make you uncomfy)
Dave
SO SO SWEET!
calls you things like “love” n “sweetheart”
squishes ur cheeks n shit
hugs from behind !!!!
corny ass dates like going to a diner and having a milkshake with two straws
you both baby eachother
comforting him after gnarly stunts
petting and kissing him
if you ever need comfort he will pet and kiss you too
always has an arm around you
loves being close to you!
he is such a kind and loving bf
would never ever want you to be sad and will do anything it takes to prevent it
ehren third wheeling on trips n shit
you have the best times together when it’s you 3! always giggling
but it’s even better when ehren leaves and it’s just the two of you, sharing sweet loving moments where nothing else matters, just you two together, in warm embrace :)
your chemistry is just so good, that it’s almost like you speak a foreign language sometimes to the other guys. no one gets eachother like you do, even if it may not make sense to others
I think he would love playing with your hair
and just holding you
and doing both at the same time actually
he is just the kindest ever and it’s always so considerate of you.
best listener. you could really rant to him for hours and he’s gonna give you his full undivided attention and comfort.
also great advice too I feel. I think all around he’d be amazing to talk to
never ever ever ever judgemental. ever
loves you to death !!!
Ehren
he is baby
you wear the pants in this relationship and that’s cool with him
I picture you two to have met on set. you had been costars for a while. while everyone was making ehren the butt of a joke, you just never participated. If ehren and dave weren’t partnering up for stunts, it was typically you and ehren. you made a great duo, being the underdogs of the jackass crew. you understood eachother and had a great bond. you eventually confessed your feelings to one another one night while you were hanging out at his place.
he was completely shocked
he thought you were far too beautiful and lovely and cool to want someone like him
you assure him he is acting silly
he was so giddy and smiley, and you could practically feel his butterflies secondhand when you leaned in to kiss him
been together ever since
like I said ehren is baby
little spoon energy
he worships the ground you walk on bc he thinks he doesn’t deserve you
you have to reassure him that you absolutely adore him
he loves holding your hand
I picture him to always smile at you the same way he did in the honeymoon phase forever
he’s all yours, he’s such a sucker for you
separation anxiety like a mf
you stay with a friend for a weekend and the second you come home he’s tackling you with hugs, he’s so excited to see you :)))
he would lay his head in your lap and have you scratch his head while watching movies on the couch
he thinks you are the most wonderful person on this planet and will never fail to remind you of how proud he is of you and all you’ve achieved
I picture him to write you little love notes n shit which are so thoughtful and meaningful but with cute little spelling mistakes sprinkled in (how do I spell gorjus headass)
takes anniversaries and v day and all that shit so seriously and WILL go all out
always your choice of food and activities on those days, he lives to please you
a little bit of a jealous type (maybe a lot a bit)
you’ll always reassure him though
sweetest baby ever I love him
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ashes-writing · 11 months
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stranger things ● the new girl ● g. emerson
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swearing, bullying, jason carver -and jason carver getting an encyclopedia to the back of the head from Gareth. idk where this came from, tbh but my grumpy lil drummer dude's tag is dying and I can't just let it happen so... enjoy ig?
word count
1019 exactly. One shot... for now.
summary
Jason Carver's annoying voice prompts you to stick up for school freak Gareth Emerson which in turn gets you backed into a corner of your own. Gareth to the rescue. -- ashes doesn't know whether to say this is fluff or not?
taglist
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@allelitesmut
other links
masterlist ● gareth's masterlist ● about + rules
“Where do you think you’re going, freak?” Jason Carver is standing in Gareth’s way, blocking so that he can’t sidestep or avoid him. And that fucking sneer, it has Gareth’s fist clenched at his side. When Gareth doesn’t say anything, Jason repeats himself. And he gives Gareth a little shove. “Where’s your friend, freak?”
“For the last fucking time, Carver. I don’t know where Eddie is. Nobody’s seen him in days.” Gareth answers, glaring up at Jason. Standing taller, a fist clenched at his side. If they weren't on school grounds, Gareth would've swung already because Jason's been at this for almost a week at this point. It's starting to get more than a little old and Gareth Emerson is losing the minute amount of patience he possessed to begin with.
The whole thing catches your attention as you stand nearby, trying to reapply your lipstick in the mirror you have stuck to your locker door. Without turning around, you speak up, addressing Jason. “Let him go to class, shitbag.”
“What’d you say to me, little girl?”
“You heard me. I didn’t stutter and you’re not deaf.” you deadpan, shoving the tube of red lipstick back into your zippered makeup bag. Once you’ve set this onto the top shelf of your locker, you whirl around, facing Jason.
Gareth is taking this all in.
Jason smirks at you. And he steps closer. 
You step closer too. And you’ve got your head tilted, you’re gazing up at him, a look of boredom on your face. Then you smirk right back at him. “I said let him go to class… shitbag. Better? Did you hear me that time, jackass?”
“Do you know who you’re talking to?” Jason asks, a stunned look on his face as he studies you for a second or two. You’re a new girl, so he gives you just a little leeway. You obviously haven't learned how things work here in Hawkins yet.
“An asshole?” you question. Gareth can’t help it when it happens, and it’s maybe not his smartest move, but he chuckles quietly. Jason whirls around, grabbing him by the collar and shoving him up against the locker hard.
“You’re laughing, freak?” he questions, the menace in his tone unhidden.
“Oh my god, look.. You can knock it the fuck off with this alpha male bullshit. If he said he doesn’t know where the guy is, he doesn’t fucking know, pinhead. And he's only laughing because it's funny. You're a walking joke, dude. Not anybody's fault but your own.” you roll your eyes as you speak up from behind Jason, arms folded over your chest. Jason drops his hold on Gareth’s shirt and Gareth starts to make a hasty retreat.
Jason’s got his sights set on you now. And the closer he steps to you, the more unsettled you are by the way blue eyes seem so empty and cold. His body bumps against yours and he’s towering over you and you find yourself wondering why in the fuck you thought it’d be a good idea to intervene in the first place and you’re questioning all your life choices that brought you here, to this point. 
He steps closer all over again and you give him a shove back. Jason rubs his chin. “Are you screwing that freak?”
“Is that any of your business, clown shoes? I mean… he’s probably a better lay than you.” you smirk as you shove him away again because he’s stepping up to you. He’s trying to corner you and you know it. You’re not stupid.
Scared but not stupid.
You gulp when you feel the cool metal of the locker at your back and you throw up a hand to keep space between your body and Jason’s.
“Something has to be going on between you two, I mean.. C’mon. And you go to all this trouble and he leaves you alone with me? Not much of a man, is he?” Jason’s leaning into you as best as he can and you roll your head, moving it so that you’re not almost nose to nose with the guy.
You raise your knee, just like your mom’s always told you. And as your knee is just about to smash into his groin, a thick textbook smashes right up against the back of his head. “Fucking let her go, asshole.”
As Jason slumps down to catch his breath you lock eyes with Gareth Emerson as he stands there, chest heaving in and out because he’s angry. Cheeks flushed, blue  eyes practically glowing with anger.
The anger is gone in a split second when you lock eyes with him as you’re taking a few deep breaths of your own to calm down and pull yourself together again. He kicks at Jason who is still hunched over, stepping up to you. Into you. You don’t realize exactly how short you are -or how much bigger he really is compared to, until he’s checking you over in concern while he’s swearing and chewing you out for butting in on the confrontation in the first place. 
“You shouldn’t have done that.” he rambles, gazing at you in confusion as he asks a second later, “Why the hell would you do that, huh? He’s losing his damn mind lately.”
You shrug. “I’m fucking sick of the way him and his friends think they own Hawkins. And his voice was annoying me. Are you done nagging, dude? I’ve gotta get to Home Ec before I get my fourth tardy and my ma gets a coronary.” and you step beneath the way he had his arm outstretched, his hand palm down against the locker you still had your back to. As you vanish down the hall without another word, Gareth stares after you intently.
And then he chuckles to himself quietly and shakes his head. Jeff snickers from beside him and nudges him in the side. “What was that about, man? Why’d you come into Mrs. Hardesty’s class, grab an encyclopedia and run back out?”
“Jason fucking Carver.”
“Shit.” Jeff shakes his head. “Wait.. what happened?”
“He cornered the new girl because for some reason, she stuck up for me?”
Jeff’s brow raises. “She doesn’t talk though.”
“Oh, trust me.. She talks. She’s actually kind of mouthy.” Gareth blows at a curl as it springs down and into his face. 
“Did she say why she stuck up for you?”
“ Kind of, not really? All she said was Jason’s voice annoys her.” 
Jeff chuckles. “C’mon, we better get to class. Hey, have you seen Eddie today?”
“Nope. I wonder where the hell he is. He’s already missed two days, man.” Gareth muses as the two best friends disappear into their shared homeroom class…
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boredbxtchz · 1 year
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A Trip to America (Juicy x Reader)
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You were attempting to prank your boyfriend Gaege, but the prank went wrong. Was it in a good way or a bad way though?
Warning! This fic contains: swearing, smut, lil bit of fluff sprinkled in, use of female pronouns, slapping (in a kinky way tho-), oral (F receiving), p in v. (I apologize if I forgot anything!)
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"I'm working on it sweetheart." He told you. You were sitting in a discord call with your boyfriend Gaege, trying, but seemingly failing, to get him to come visit you.
He looked to his left briefly, before refocusing on you. "Listen, I have to go. But, I know you're gonna be lonely without me, so I told my friend you would be coming over in about... 10 minutes from now?" "You asshole." "Love you!" He quickly hung up. You sighed heavily and grabbed your car keys, getting in your car and driving to god knows who's house.
Once you arrived, you parked across the street. You walked up to the front door, ringing the doorbell. The door opened and a tall bulky man appeared in the door way. "Hi there! I'm the company ordered for you courtesy of a jackass named Gaege." He let out a deep laugh. "Come on in then. Make yourself at home. I'm Grant by the way." "Nice to meet you Grant." You smiled at him. When you walked in the house, you realized that there were more people than Gaege mentioned earlier. "This mother fucker." Everyone turned to look at you. "Gaege dragged me out here for nothing!" "I wouldn't say for nothing..." he spoke from behind you. You froze. You slowly turned to face him. "No fucking way." Your jaw was practically on the floor at this point with how shocked you were.
"Gaege!" You shouted happily. You ran to him and he engulfed you in a hug while everyone smiled at you both. "I can't believe this right now!" At this point you had started crying. He proceeded to wipe your tears away. "I'm here. I'm sorry I took so long, but I'm here." He whispered to you. "Wow. I didn't know that Juicy could act like a normal human being." Mully broke the silence. You chuckled.
Everyone drove to Eddie's house to have a sleepover, while you drove yourself and Gaege back to your house. "Home sweet home." You sighed, placing your keys on the table in the foyer. "Hopefully you can move in with me soon." He mentioned. "I'm trying babe." You told him.
The both of you went up the stairs and to your bedroom, searching the dresser for your pajamas after throwing Gaege some sweatpants. "I'm going to shower quickly." He kissed your forehead and locked himself in the bathroom. In the meantime, you had the brilliant idea to prank him. So you grabbed your phone and opened your texts with Eddie.
Y- Hey Ed? I've got a question.
E- What's up?
Y- Do you have viagra?
E- The hell you need viagra for??
Y- Pranking Gaege
E-Yea I've got some. What's the plan.
Y- Let's put a shit ton in his coffee before we get there tmrw morning.
E- I gotchu dawg.
You snickered to yourself. "What's so funny, huh?" Gaege hugged you from behind and kissed your head. "Nothing baby. Let's get some rest. Eddie's birthday is tomorrow after all." He nodded and you both went to bed.
In the morning, you drove to Eddie's with Gaege and found Eddie trying to force feed Mully a banana. You ignored their mindless bickering and went up to Eddie. "So where's his coffee?" He smirked and Mully started laughing. "It's the blue mug. Mully found out by the way, he was reading my texts over my shoulder." "You better keep quiet Mully." He sealed his lips like a zipper. You grabbed the blue mug and your mug, walking over to Gaege. "Here's your coffee baby." He smiled and thanked you, pulling you into his side and kissing your forehead. "You guys are dating??" Josh asked. "Yup. Did you hear that Mully!? You're the only single pringle here, wife beater." You shouted to him jokingly. Everyone started laughing.
You all went to Eddie's parents' house for his birthday. And you could tell the viagra was effecting him. Gaege leaned into your side. "You good there big man??" You tried your best not to laugh. He leaned closer and whispered to you. "Need you so bad right now sweetheart, you don't even know." "You have to wait baby. We have to go to Eddie's birthday party." You whispered back. He nodded, clearly not satisfied with your answer.
Eddie's party was over, and after a lot of cleaning up, you all were headed back to Eddie's house. You and Gaege were put in separate cars, much to his dismay. You laughed to yourself the whole way back about the prank, but you made a fatal mistake. You put Mully in the same car as Gaege. And Grant was driving.
Everyone made it out of the car an into the house, before you received a sympathetic on the shoulder from Narrator. "Sorry ahead of time. It's Mully's fault by the way." You turned to Mully. "What did you do."
You were pulled into Gaege's chest from behind. "You made a mistake baby girl." He whispered in a low and stern tone. "Fuck you, Mully." You stated. "Eddie, sorry to leave early, but I'm not feeling well and she's my ride." Eddie nodded. "Just go dude. Take it easy on her." He disregarded Eddie's words and guided you to the car. "keys." He held his hand out to you. You gave him the keys and you started your drive home. "Your so fucked when we get home, princess." He said, not even sparing you a glance.
When you got home, he practically ripped the door off its hinges. "Go upstairs and wait for me. You better be on the bed too." He ordered. You slowly dragged yourself up the stairs. "Now. Baby." He scolded. You were now skipping a few steps on your way up, stopping to peak over the railing at your now pacing boyfriend. But he saw you. "Don't make me tell you again, sweetheart. Last chance." He said coldly. You nodded quickly and ran the rest of the way to your room, closing yourself inside. You let out the breath you hadn't known you'd been holding and got on the bed.
A few minutes later, Gaege entered the room, tossing his shirt somewhere in the room. You swallowed harshly. He made his way to the bed and climbed above you, attacking your neck with open mouth kisses, dark purple bruises appearing with each kiss. "Fucked me up good baby, I'll give you that." He told you between each hickey he gave you. He ceased his attacks on your neck to look you in the eyes. "But your really gonna regret it." He smirked. He leaned back and sat up on his knees, lifting your bare leg over onto his shoulder. He kissed the side of your knee. " you look so damn beautiful in this skirt." He kissed down your leg slowly until he reached the middle of your thigh. "And now, I'm thinking you did it on purpose to tease me." And he was right. Gaege is someone where if he wants to be patient, he can be patient. You were testing the waters, seeing what it takes for him to lose his patience. He brought your other leg to his free shoulder, pulling you from your thoughts. He began kissing up your leg as he did the other. "You've been bad today, baby girl. Now its time for your punishment." He said smoothly.
His hand found it's way under your skirt and he swiped the pad of his finger up your clothed core, stopping at the top and thumbing your clit. "Oh shit!" you moaned, and he ceased his movement completely. You whined. "Keep your voice down sweetheart. As much as I want the whole neighborhood to hear you scream my name, this is a punishment. So keep your voice down, or I'll stop. Understood?" You nodded sheepishly. He slapped the inside of your thigh. "Words, sweetheart." "Yes sir." You spoke quickly. He kissed the place he had slapped previously, slightly soothing the pain. "Good girl." You squirmed a bit and it certainly didn't go unnoticed. "Does my sweet girl like it when I praise her, hm?" He teased. He began lightly rubbing your thigh, using his free hand to remove your panties. "You won't be needing those." He slipped a finger into you without warning. You were quick to cover your mouth, muffling a small moan. He chuckled at your reaction. "So sensitive." He pumped his finger in and out, adding another. You bit your lip hard, suppressing the sounds threatening to spill out. You whined at the loss of contact, but he glared at you. "Don't forget what I told you baby." He harshly reminded.
He dipped his head under your skirt, pushing your shaking legs against his head. "Hold still sweetheart. Or I'll leave you like this." You held yourself as still as you could as he slowly licked a stripe up your folds. Your back arched off the bed and you covered your mouth. He chuckled against you, nearly pushing you to the edge. He harshly sucked your clit, inserting two fingers to compliment. "Please..." You pleaded quietly. "Scream for me baby." Your hands found themselves tangled in his hair, back arched, and making the prettiest noises he'd ever heard. You felt the familiar coil in your chest tighten, and you were quick to voice it. "Baby please... I'm so close..." This cause him to halt his assault quickly. You groaned out of frustration.
He removed the rest of your clothes, stopping to admire your body. "god your so beautiful." He whispered. You smiled. He removed his ever so tight jeans and boxers, letting his erection spring free. And your jaw hit the floor. He. Was. HUGE.
"Uhm, babe... I'm not sure it'll..." you trailed off, but he wasn't having it. "My good girl is going to take every last inch. Isn't that right?" He said. "Yes sir." He spat in his hand and stroked his cock a few times, lining himself up with your hole. He glanced up at you, "Are you ready? Tell me to stop and I will." You shook your head, "Keep going. I want this." He didn't hesitate to bottom out after hearing that. You winced slightly at the pain.
After a bit of waiting the pain died down and you moved your hips against his to get some friction. He leaned down and gave you a sweet kiss and slowly started thrusting into you. You began squirming for even more friction and he took that as a sign to speed up his thrusts. The room was filled with loud moans of his name like it was the only word you knew and his occasional grunts. "Damn baby. your so fucking tight. It's sucking me in. Fuck your so sexy." He said breathily. You were nearing your release rapidly and the feeling wad starting to overtake you. "Baby, I'm so close, keep going, please!" You pleaded. He brought his hand down to circle your clit, sending you over the edge. But he wasn't done. He didn't even let you ride out your high before he started thrusting into you at high speeds once more. You cried out. "C'mon baby, you can take a little more." He bit his lip, nearing his end fast. "Shit!" He grunted, burying himself deep inside you and releasing his seed. "Shit. I forgot to pull out." He winced from the sensitivity while pulling out. "It's okay, I'm on the pill."
He flopped down next to you and smiled. He turned to face you, pulling the covers over the two of you. "I love you so much." He whispered to you before turning the lights off.
"I love you too."
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ARIANA GRANDE X MERCEDES VARNADO LOVE STORY SMUT WARNING ⚠️ PART 8 of the continuation of the she's the one love story
Chapter 22 title: un-fucking-believable
Arianas point of view
My eyes stay trained to my laptop, scanning the words of one article and looking at the video attached to another, my legs shaking in anger and I hear my front door open and close "Ariana as mercedes voice calls "baby I'm so sorry about earlier, I never should've jumped to conclusions when I saw Pete here says mercedes and pushing myself up off the couch, I face her with crossed arms "no you shouldn't have especially since your lying, cheating ass was just going to leave to be with ya Lil side piece anyway says Ariana and her eyebrows pinch together and the had been calm expression on her face shifts to anger "what the hell are you talking about says mercedes as she sighs
"You, you came in here all mad about Pete being here but turn around and go to normani, you must really think I'm stupid huh, like I wouldn't see all the pictures and videos of you, grindin all on her and dancin together like yall a couple, news flash dumb ass I saw as I snap at her and the second she left, I put Pete in check about disrespecting her and saying the things he did about me and him being together, I kicked him out and came over claiming he wanted to apologize for everything that went on between us and while we were talking my clumsy ass spilt wine on my shirt and I went to change, that's when mercedes came in yelling accusations and punching people
"Ariana it wasn't like that I was just cooling off and clearing my head says mercedes "by dancing sexually and drinking with some other girl and don't lie about it cause there are pictures, your hand all on her thigh, leanin all close to her, leavin the club with your arm around her says Ariana and mercedes runs a hand through her hair "look, can you just calm down please, I'm not trying to argue I just want to talk and move past this says mercedes and her words are soft and quiet but I'm far too angry and jealous to think rationally "now you want to talk, I tried doing that earlier but no you hauled off and called me a cheater and punched Pete in the face and broke his nose jackass says Ariana and the smallest of smirks appears on her face
"You think it's funny, okay ,I wonder how funny it'll be when he presses charges for assault says Ariana and she scoffs and this time when she speaks its with controlled anger and malice "why the fuck do you keep defending him, you're so fucking worried about Pete and his broken nose but you don't give two fucks about how I feel, he called me a bitch, he touched you like you were his and you don't seem to care how terrifying it is that you didn't even do anything about it says mercedes and my entire body softens when I see the tears spring into her eyes "mercedes says Ariana
"I looked so stupid, I wasn't even thinking that you were cheating and I'm sorry for accusing you of that but what else was I supposed to think when you start questioning why I was there and telling me I should've called first, I mean you have to see how sketchy that is says mercedes "I know, it looked sketchy but he wouldn't have been there if you called first says Ariana and she looks at me if I'd just gone insane "that's not the problem, it's part of the problem but you as her shoulders sag as if she were exhausted "you don't get it as she runs a hand through her hair "I can't keep doing this says mercedes and i frown as she turns around, picks up the bag she brought earlier and leaves, I'm frozen, not sure what to do
What did I just do
******almost 1 week later******
Light harshly shines into my eyes and I quickly pull my covers over my head "uhh uhh, get up says Frankie as his voice hits my ears as he snatches the covers off me and I don't even fight for them, I just curl further into a ball and bury my face in the pillow and Frankie sits beside me and gently rubs my arm "you have no idea how worried everyone is ari, Nonna is ready to knock the whole apartment building down to get to you, what's going on says Frankie "I was a bitch to mercedes and she's not talking to me at all says Ariana "a bitch how says Frankie and my eyes water as I think about the situation, how could I have been so stupid, of course I was in the wrong I mean why would I not defend her she's my girlfriend or was, I hope she is
I miss her, like what was I thinking "Ariana says Frankie and I'm pulled from my thoughts and I look at Frankie's expectant face, Courtney doesn't ask questions and I wonder if she knows already, there's no doubt she saw the videos and pictures cause they're everywhere but with her practically living with Anthony and mercedes now I wonder if mercedes told her "why are you looking at me like that says Courtney as she frowns "did mercedes tell you what happened as I ask swallowing nervously and she nods "but I'm sure you have a different view on how things went says Courtney and from there I tell them everything that happened, I'm basically forced to show Frankie the video as he's obvious to it all
Both he and Courtney get upset with mercedes when I finish "guys don't be mad at her, she had every right to be angry says Ariana "but she had no right to accuse you of cheating and speaking to you that way says Courtney and I exasperatedly run my fingers through my hair which I haven't done in a couple days "I really need to talk to her, we were both wrong and I, God, I miss her says Ariana and Courtney shakes her head "she misses you too, she's been locked up in her studio since the fight and she did some major damage control on Instagram, you know cause everyone thought she was cheating on you with normani or Alessia says Courtney and my eyebrows pinch together "what'd you mean says Ariana
"I'd don't know why I thought you'd seen it says Courtney as she pulls her phone out and goes to Instagram and after some scrolling, she hands me the phone
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@mercedes: this is Ariana grande, she is my girlfriend, she is the ONLY girl I am dating and have any interest in dating, I love her with everything that I have and even the 'idea' of cheating on her sickens me, so for anyone wondering: NO, I am not sneaking around with normani, she is my friend, NO, I am not sleeping with Alessia, she's practically my sister, what happens between me and Ariana is no one's business but ours. I understand that a lot of our fans are curious, you look up to us and we matter to you and I can't thank you enough for that but a lot of other people are interested because of their own malicious, greedy, money hungry reason and its bullshit, this is getting really long so I'm simply going to say
I am in love with Ariana and I would never EVER cheat on her, if you think I am, fuck you, it's none of your business. And her post is followed by two hundred thousand comments and it has over a million likes and as I look over the picture she posted and read the first three lines of the paragraph, I smile to myself "dammit says Ariana and I toss Courtney's phone into her lap and go straight into my closet and I quickly find one of the sweatshirts mercedes left over here and I go to get clean then I do my hair and makeup and step into a pair of thigh highs "woah woah, what's happening says Frankie as he asks "I'm going to see mercedes, it's been three days, I think it's time we talked says Ariana
I call my driver and wait for his confirmation that he's here before hurrying out the door, leaving the confused Courtney and Frankie behind "Jackson take me to mercedes please says Ariana "yes ma'am says Jackson and I laugh and shake my head at his words, I've told him a million times to call me Ariana and on the ride over i can't help but reread mercedes post about us and all the rumors and that makes me feel really stupid to be honest and I knew it in my heart that mercedes wasn't cheating but with everything that had happened that night I accused her of cheating anyway then I think about what she said about me being distant and that was my fault
A billion and one thoughts were going through my head, Pete had been texting me nonstop, begging me to talk to him, Nonna and my mom were getting so persistent about having another dinner with mercedes since they love her now and with all the rumors about mercedes cheating, my publicist was all over me about it "we're here miss grande says Jackson, opening the door for me, that was faster than I thought and i didn't even have a chance to think about what I want to say to her 'I'm sorry' isn't going to cut it "thanks Jackson says Ariana and I climb out the car and head into the apartment building and the security guards at the front desk were happily suprised to see me and let me straight up
It's only after I've knocked on the door that I question if I should've called or text first, but it's too late and the door is pulled open before I can regret or rethink everything "Ariana says Samia as she exclaims excitedly throwing her arms around me in a tight hug and I hesitantly but gladly hug her back, not expecting to see her here "hi Samia as I smile softly then frown "I wasn't expecting you, what's up says Ariana and she guides me into the house with a smile "nothing, I'm staying with mercedes, you not being around is starting to make her annoying says Samia and I giggle at her words "Samia, how you gon ask fa food then leave says mercedes as she emerges from the kitchen and my breath hitches
"Oh shup up, I was gettin the door for ya girl says Samia and mercedes looks up from her phone with a frown, eyes landing on me and her jaw clenching "hi as I wave shyly "hey says mercedes as she takes a deep breath "Samia go eat says mercedes and Samias arms unwrap from my body "yeah yeah whatever, just don't be doin the nasty all out here says Samia and once she's gone, mercedes gives all her attention to me "Ariana, what're you doing here says mercedes as she sighs and I scan her face and realize how insanely tired she looks but it's not a physically tired look, it's like she's fed up "I wanted to talk as I step closer "it's been a week mercedes says Ariana "yeah I'm aware, we both need the space and I've been busy says mercedes
Finally close enough, I reach for her hands ,holding them in mine tightly "mercedes I'm sorry about everything, I says Ariana "mercedes as Samia calls "the sausage is burning says Samia "look ari as she glances at the kitchen door "nows not really a good time, if I'm being honest I'm not in the right head space to talk things out and I'm dealing with a lot right now, I love you, that's never gonna change but I don't have time to figure this all out right now says mercedes "I know I said some things I shouldn't have but mercedes I didn't mean them, I love you and I ju- says Ariana and Samia once again calls mercedes "it's on fire now says Samia
"Shit, Ariana, I really can't right now as mercedes pulls her hands from mine and rushes to the kitchen, I stay where I am then with a sigh and teary eyes, I leave, she said she loves me and she wants to talk but this still hurts like a goodbye
Chapter 23 title: show on the road
Mercedes point of view
Drea, my new personal assistant and publicist runs over the checklist one last time and when I tell her I have everything, she leaves me alone and I grab my bags and go out to the tour bus and shortly after I've put my bags and stuff in the bedroom, Anthony comes in, my buddy isn't coming on tour with me sadly and with him having found a few other talents to manage, he can't be traveling all over the place with me and it sucks that I'll be alone but I'm proud of him, he actually loves his work and that's great "hey brother as I nod at him "sup sis, you excited says Anthony, partly and I shrug "eh, I guess the idea of it all hasn't kicked in yet says mercedes
He raises an eyebrow at me, his lips pursed "or maybe you're head isn't here it's with a certain pop star says Anthony "look, I miss her, there's no way I couldn't miss her, I love her but right now I have to focus on this tour, this is huge for me and if I'm distracted because all I'm thinking about is ari, I'm gonna blow it so please don't mention her again says mercedes and he nods "okay okay, no more she who shall not be named talk, in other news, Courtney says you better call her before the bus pulls off and she'll know if you don't says Anthony and I laugh and shake my head, she wasn't too happy with me when she saw the video but when she and I talked and I explained the whole situation she got it then she of course talked to ari and got mad at me again
When she stopped being mad at me I'm not sure but she just started speaking to me again one day and seeing as she's a really good friend, I ain't complaining and after I got over the initial irritation and anger at the whole me and Ariana situation, I realized we were both wrong and I didn't intentionally try to hurt her by dancing with normani, when I dance and sing, I feel better and that's all that was, normani and I danced because we were both stressed about our situations and I understand how it looked and that it hurt ari, on the other hand, her letting Pete get all cuddly with her, defending him instead of me and then accusing me of cheating on her with normani, it was childish and petty and the timing for us to talk wasn't adding up
She wanted to talk about it when I was watching Samia while my mom was on her cruise and honestly apart from being with Samia I just wasn't ready to talk but when I got my thoughts together and wanted to make things right I got swamped with rehearsals and prepping for the tour and she and I haven't spoken or seen each other since that night but I need to focus on the tour and pulling myself from my thoughts, I shake my head then pull a smile "I'll give her a call, we don't leave for another hour says mercedes and Anthony notices my absent mind but doesn't comment on it "better remember to call momma Y/L/N, Sammy and my moms too, touring for two months might get crazy and I know you, you'll mess around and forget to call them often says Anthony
Damn him for knowing me "I'll call them too, that's Courtney, momma dee, my momma and Sam, anyone else says mercedes and he smiles all cheekily "don't forget me, I would love a call every so often says Anthony "uh of course I'm gonna call you, you're my manager stupid as I joke and suddenly he's punching me in the arm so I punch him back and after glaring at each other we break into laughter "alright man, I should get going, don't forget to call our peoples and if you need me for anything don't hesitate to let me know says Anthony as he starts leaving "will do says mercedes and during the hour before we leave, scooter, chance, Drea, and a few of the guys from the band stop by my bus
They tell me how cool it looks and how excited they are to have me on tour with them, chance goes over our performance together one last time making sure I'm cool with the arrangement and all which I am and with 20 minutes left, I sit on the couch and call Courtney, it rings and rings and rings before she answers *mercedes is normal : Courtney is bold* "Mercedes says Courtney "hi court ,what's up says mercedes "nothing just chillin, you says Courtney "you know I'm about to leave Courtney says mercedes "yes I am aware, you excited says Courtney "I am, yeah, touring with chance the rapper, this Finna be sweet says mercedes "I already know, I'm so happy for you says Courtney "blessings on blessings says mercedes
"For real For real says Courtney "I already know you gon kill it friend says Courtney "alright Court, I got another call to make but uh I'm really gonna miss you says mercedes "you're acting like you're not about to drive up to the garden says Courtney "you right says mercedes "we'll talk later big head, bye bye says Courtney "bye court says mercedes and after I hang up, gigi and Maya come on my bus to double check my wardrobe and makeup choices for the tour and gigi is doubling as my makeup artist ,I could've gotten one but I had a budget for my necessities on tour and being honest with myself I barely do makeup so I put the money towards something else and once they're gone, u call momma dee
*mercedes is normal: momma dee is bold*
"Hello says momma dee "hey momma dee it's mercedes says mercedes "oh hi sweetie, it's so good to hear your voice says momma dee "it's good to hear yours too, how are you says mercedes "oh you know, I had my good days and my bad, this one of them in between days says momma dee "you know if you need anything at all to just let me know right says mercedes "I know but I don't need anything, you and Anthony have been taking good care of me, I thank you for that says momma dee "no need to thank me momma dee, it's the least I could do, you always been there for me so ima always be there for you says mercedes "awe, don't go makin me cry now says momma dee
"I wouldn't dare, but I do have to get going, I'll call you the very next chance I get okay says mercedes "alright, I love you sweetie, ye says momma dee "I love you too bye says mercedes and she sounded okay like she said it's an in between days and I just hope she's being honest about it, I'd hate to know she's in too much pain but didn't say anything and with a heavy sigh and a shake of my head, I Tap over to moms contact and call her and it rings *mercedes is normal : mom is bold: Samia is bold italic* "wassup child says mercedes mom "hey momma I was just callin to checkin, I'm bout to leave for the tour "mercedes send me some merch says Samia "girl hush says mercedes mom "anyway, how are you sweetie says mercedes mom
"I'm good ma, tell Samia I got her says mercedes "you the best big sis says Samia "girl stop yellin in my ear fore I beat yo butt says mercedes mom "uh oh says mercedes "Aye I ain't tryna get nobody in trouble, I just wanted to tell yall I love yall and that I'm leavin says mercedes "we love you too mercedes and I know this is your career but have fun, don't let all the seriousness get to you says mercedes mom "I won't momma says mercedes "oh and one more thing, I know I don't have to ask but make sure yall checkin on momma dee, we talked today and she sounded fine but I just says mercedes "I know sweetie, we'll keep an eye on her says mercedes mom "alright I love yall bye says mercedes "BYE MERCEDES, LIVE YOU says Samia
"As soon as I hang up I'm gettin the belt says mercedes mom "let me go, this child has lost her mind, I love you sweetie says mercedes mom "love you too ma bye says mercedes and she hangs up and I just know Samia about to get her ass beat and the phone calls lasted until its time to go and on the way to Madison Square garden, I listen to music and rest my eyes and I'm glad I did and the second we pull up it's like I'm speed running through everything, sound check, rehearsal, wardrobe, hair, makeup and before I know it I'm nervously standing beside the stage and I peak out to see the crowd and my heart damn near stops and my mouth goes dry and my knees get weak, I can't do this, I'm freaking out
I quickly sit in the nearest chair, people run past me getting things together and checking stuff and shakily, I reach into my pocket and grab my phone, my fingers subconsciously call the one person who always calms me and the phone rings and rings and I'm seconds from hanging up but her voice quickly hits my ears "mercedes says Ariana
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"Mercedes are you okay says Ariana "no says mercedes "what's wrong says Ariana "ari I can't do this, it's so many people out there I'm not ready says mercedes "yes you are says Ariana "mercedes you were born to do this, you're nervous and I know that but don't let your nerves make you doubt yourself says Ariana "you're going to get on that stage and blow people away with your voice like I know you can, there's nothing to be afraid of, you got this says Ariana "thank you says mercedes "always says Ariana and the guy who's been assigned as my personal stage hand runs up to me "you're on in five mercedes, you need to get into position says the guy
I swallow and take a deep breath and stand "bye ari says mercedes "bye mercedes says Ariana and I hang up and hand my phone off to the guy and jumping up and down a bit, I walk onto the stage and the bright lights hit my eyes first and I have to blink to adjust to them and I stop in front of the mic and look at the thousands of people in front of me "how's everybody doin tonight says mercedes and a loud cheer rips through the crowd "well let me make it even better for yall says mercedes and I nod to the band behind me and the begging to rush starts and the energy from the crowd fuels my whole performance and each song transitions into the next so smoothly and I find confidence in knowing how much fun the crowd is having
"This my last song fa the night, sing along if you know it says mercedes, real shit real. "🎶man they don't like me to much, I do shit that I want, u don't gotta be focused on having all of their love, maybe I'll be your fall, maybe I'll make mistakes, maybe I do it all so you'll remember my name, break it down like I don't want to pretend no more, ain't lyin to my friends no more (na ah ,ah, ah) not plannin to regret no more, I don't see em as a threat no more (na ah, ah, ah) don't wanna impress no one, I just wanna get shit done (woah oh oh oh) baby I might jump this gun (yeah) I want this shit forever, I ain't even gotta front (na ah) cause all I wanna do is give you everything you want and I do whatever to get it, don't trip, lay it all out on the line, don't you worry we'll be fine, I've been working on this all night for you (na ah)
Chapter 24 title: tears
Mercedes point of view
The crowd jumps ,cheers, and sings along, lights flash all around at the beat blast from the stage speakers "let's go says chance as he exclaims, is it possible for people to jump harder, cause they do and my part comes in and I sing to the crowd "🎶tonight it's your birthday, let's blow out all the candles, yeah, we could get romantic, as long as I'm with you babe (aw yeah) "clap ya hands says mercedes "🎶let's throw a party, just us in my apartment, yeah, back to where it started, as long as I'm with you babe and I perform with a smile and chance bounces up and down as he raps, his hand moves as he basically directs the crowd to jump up with him and somewhere in there, they cut on a smoke machine and our concert starts to resemble a rave and it's so thrilling and the beat slows as I sing again
"🎶tonight it's your birthday, let's blow out all the candles, yeah, we could get romantic, as long as I'm with you babe, let's throw a party, just us in my apartment, yeah, back to where it started, as long as I'm, as long as I'm with you babe, as long as I'm with you, as long as I'm with you baby, as long as I'm with you, no,no" and the song ends and the crowd losses it "give it up for mercedes" and louder screams and I exit the stage as he starts his next song and as I head to my dressing room, I can't even say that I'm tired and some nights I end up with a bit of a headache as the music is always so incredibly loud but after I rested my eyes for a minute I felt better
On top of that I've been so inspired, the amount of songs I've been writing is insane, I can't wait to get back and start on my album and because Alessia dropped our song, babies, on her growing pains album I've had to cover that in a couple interviews, it was basically me talking about how it was working with her and there were obvious questions about my music and the tour but there were also questions about me and Ariana which were hard to answer and quite frankly we never spoke on what is going on between us, the fight was huge but u love her and I know she loves me, I don't think we've broken up but I'm not sure since we haven't talked
She has mentioned me once though, once or twice during an interview she shouted me out ,pretty much talking about the tour, other than that it's been silence. Anyway, we're in Las Vegas now, about halfway through the tour and after my show in Seattle tomorrow night I get a three day break and I love performing, I've practically been running on excitement and adrenaline but I miss my friends and family and the first place I'm going is Cali, I have to see my mom and Sammy and the second I get to New York I plan to talk to Ariana and she's the one for me and I know that and I knew it before but this tour solidified that even more
As groupies and fangirls threw themselves at me ,some literally begging for me to fuck them and others being very seductive and I realized I didn't want anyone other than Ariana and she's my world and I plan to get her back by any means necessary and gigi, doubling as my makeup artist takes off my makeup and once she's done I quickly change into some joggers and a tee "your phone has been ringing off the hook mercedes says Jackson and I frown, looking at Jackson as he hands my phone to me and Courtney's name sits next to the number 35, indicating the number of times she's called, 20 by aris and almost a hundred by my mom's name and even Samia called me 30 times
My confusion trumps my worry as of now but I still dial my mom as I head back to my bus and there will be a crap load of fans outside the barricade later so I'll go speak to them and she doesn't pick up so I call Samia instead and she instantly answers "yo Sam, what's goin on man, you and ma been blowin my phone up says mercedes and when she replies I immediately tense up and my heart rate sky rockets and my breathing changes and her voice is shaky, the occasional sniffle hitting my ears as she speaks "mercedes says Samia as she pauses taking a breath and I frown "Samia, what's going on says mercedes "it's uh says Samia "it's what, is it mom says mercedes
"No no, it's not momma says Samia and I breath a humorless chuckle ,tears are in my eyes and I don't even know why "then what is it, come on man I'm gettin worried says mercedes "miss porter is gone mercedes says Samia and tears spill from my eyes even though I haven't quite registered what I was just told "where'd she go as I asked stupidly in shock "mercedes she died says Samia and I bite my bottom lip, leaning back and looking at the ceiling hoping that my tears stop spilling but they just slide down the side of my face instead "no no, she was fine, we spoke a few days ago says mercedes. She was laughing and happy and she sounded like she was doing so well "when as I ask
"Mom and I went to see her earlier this morning and she wasn't doing well so we called 911 and by the time they got there her heart stopped says Samia and earlier this morning, I went straight to rehearsals this morning and then I went out with chance and the crew and I hadn't paid attention to my phone and I don't even know what happens after that and I do things but it's all a blur to me and when I go to sleep it's with a pounding headache, my heart pounding and tears staining my face and it's not until we're in Seattle that I wake up and I don't waste a second, I grab my phone off the charger and call Anthony and he answers much faster than I ever thought he would "mercedes says Anthony
"Anthony man as I sigh "I can only think to ask how you are but I can't even imagine says mercedes and he sighs and I hear his exhaustion and heartbreak "I can't either, I just- its really good to hear your voice says Anthony as he chokes up "I'll be there as soon as possible man, I don't know what I'm gonna tell chance but says mercedes "Aye no as he instantly shuts me down "stay, you've worked so hard fir this says Anthony and I frown "this doesn't matter man, I need to be there with my family says mercedes "look, fly out tonight after your show, I know you want to be here says Anthony and tears threaten to spill again but they don't "I feel so useless here says mercedes "I love you but there's nothing you can really do here says Anthony
I hate it cause he's right, I'd be just as useless there as I am here "look man, I'll see you in a few hours okay, if there's anything at all I can do before or after I get there just say the word says mercedes and a humorless chuckle sounds from him "I will, just kill it at your show and get here says Anthony "okay says mercedes and I hang up, set my phone down and push myself up off the bed and the sound feel of crinkling paper makes me frown and look down, tear stains blotch the paper ,Slightly distorting the ink of the words but I still make out the lyrics I wrote, of course I wrote a song last night and shaking my head, I tear the pages out and put them in my pocket then going to my dressing room
I mindlessly get through sound check and getting ready and my stage outfit consists of some joggers and a graphic tee, Maya isn't too happy about it but I just don't feel like going all out and I hate myself for it all because my mood shows when I perform and the crowd is hype as always and incredibly excited but I can't put my mind off momma dee passing and it gets to the point where u just stop the music and tears pool in my eyes and I sigh ,the sound loud in my mic and the crowd goes silent "I'm sorry as I sigh "you guys deserve better than this performance ,I just-" and a very noticeable tear slides down my cheek, falling from my face to the stage floor "I just lost someone very important to me and my family and I love performing for you guys, I do but I with more than anything that I could be with them tonight says mercedes
Everyone awes "I'm not in the right head space to be singing these songs says mercedes and suddenly I hear some people saying it's okay and to sing what I feel and wiping my eyes, I look at the crowd "you guys mind if I share something I wrote with you says mercedes and they cheer and I hold up my finger, telling them to wait before jogging off the stage and I ask for a keyboard and a seat and the stage hands bring them out for me and I take a second to set the lyrics on the top of the keyboard then test the keys to find a melody "okay as I take a deep breath after I've got it and sing and as I sing the band finds a spot to join in, the soft taps of a drum, a guitar strumming
All this bringing the crowd to wave their phones in the air with their flashlights on "and when you're livin in your darkest hour and when you're gettin closer to the ash, I'll shed a tear for you, open your eyes, I'm by your side, darkness to light, stay through the night, I'm walkin in your shoes so you know that it's the truth when nobody's here for you, let me make it clear" and tears free fall but I manage to stabilize my voice while I keep up the song and once it's over, I wipe my eyes and cheeks then stand "thank you guys so much, you've been incredible tonight says mercedes 'we love you was damn near chanted at my words and I wave my hand and leave the stage
A couple stage hands clap me on the back in a seemingly comforting way and I receive sympathetic smiles and before I leave completely I stop to speak with chance, having heard me, he gives me a hug and tells me he's sorry for my lose and from there I quickly head to my tour bus, completely skipping my dressing room, I gather my things and call scooter and I ask him to get a car for me and a plane ticket and he tells me it's all been taken care of, Anthony and I wait for the car and it comes not too long after and the driver immediately takes me to the airport and scooter didn't send ticket information, he instead told me where to go In the airport and I'm met with suited security guards when I get there
My confusion sets in causing me to frown as they tell me to come with them, they lead me to a Cadillac golf cart and from there they take me to a pretty barren landing strip where a private jet sits "um this can't be right as I look at the guys as they grab my bag and gesture for me to go to the jet and I was wrong in assumption that Anthony set it up and sitting on the jets couch is Ariana and her ability to calm me instantly still works, though I'm still hurting, my heart stops pounding and I find it easier to breathe "hey says Ariana as she stands and walks over to me "it's gonna be okay says Ariana and my jaw clenches as I struggle not to cry again, I hate crying
Ariana, knowing what it is, opens her arms for me and I of course take the hug and she just holds me as I cry, fingers running through my hair and hand rubbing up and down my back, a few minutes pass before she guides us to the couch and we sit, my head now resting on her lap "this may be a stupid question but how are you says Ariana and her long fingernails graze my scalp and it damn near puts me to sleep "to be real with you, I don't know I mean I'm just, I'm not sure, I was talking to her a few days ago, she sounded fine, great even and then I get a call and she's- as I can't even finish the statement and saying the word makes it feel real and I don't want to believe that she's gone, she can't be "I know baby I know says Ariana
My arms tighten around her waist "thank you as i mumble "hmm says Ariana and I turn my head, cheek pressed against her leg "I said thank you as I turn again so that I'm laying on my back and I look into her eyes "I know we have a shit load to talk about but you being here means the world to me says mercedes and her head tilts as she looks down at me "well you're still my girlfriend and I still love you and even if that wasn't the case I'd still care about you, you mean the world to me says Ariana and seeing as things still need to be figured out between us I don't kiss her but I do playfully nuzzle against her stomach and my actions elicit a giggle from her and she clutched my hair and for the first time since I found out about momma dee, I smile and it's cause of Ariana
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How far is the gap between part 4, 3, and 1. For me the gap isnt too vad between 4 and 3 but is huge between 3 and 1. I thin 1 for me has no rewatch value other than like Dio stuff since the charm of "wow this adventure jojo is going on sure is bizzarre!!" has died like its just not bizzarre to me anymore. There was a guy with a ghost made outta smelling feet it dont hit anymore
I really do like 3 for the most part, it had a very enjoyable formula to watch, for me personally! BUT the gap is only "big" because I really loved p4 so much like
Don't compare p4 to the rest of jojo. It's its own guy and my bestie
But between 3 and 2 not that far, I think its not as oooh aah and shiny as p3 and up. But it has its charm thay genuinely love and I LOVE dio in that part. Dios whatever in p3 but p1 dio? So funny really makes p1 for me
But p2 has a huge gap for me. I just find it rather dull and boring. The only episodes I looked foward to when I rewatched with my brother was literally only the wamuu fights. The kars final fight was a lil enjoyable ig but its the wamuu fights that get me, love that bitch. But like between the being grossly friendly with the n@zis and most of the characters feeling really flat and not very enjoyable to me.which had been a disappointment becuase before watching p2 I really liked ceasers design but as a character? Weh. Like I truely understand joseph as I to also didn't care or like him very much until he died and being flatten made him was more interesting 💚
But that's somewhat on me Ig, jojo fans just really had me thinking ceaser and Joseph were buddy buddy and I was expecting a two jackasses situation but ceaser was just boring until he fucking got his dumbass killed lol
Sorry Jojo fans but p2 isn't that good, and the only was to watch p2 is by watching only the clips with the pillar men, then closing your eyes near the end and pretending the pillar men won and get to just hang out with swag animals and kill ppl sometimes 💚
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I GUEEESSS I can give it my best....only coz you asked me tho~
......Hey, have you ever like........licked the blood off your blade? Like how it goes in some horror movies?
Also, while yer lil kid was...well...little...have you ever just gone as yourself, Cyborg gear and stuff, for Halloween? Ooooh my god has he ever gone as you for Halloween? Please tell me he has.
Also Also, if I can ask....is it like....is it like Bi-Polar? Is it....Is it like multiple personalities? Is it your own thoughts? Or is he in your head just fuckin around in there until you need someone diced into pieces?
The idea of it being that is....honestly the thought of 'The Ripper' just chilling in calm Raiden's head is funny....got a fucking cup of coffee, just waiting until its his turn.
...hehe.....'Raiden, Rose says its my turn with the body'
[tiny gremlin anon giggling]
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He's really giving his whole life story at this point, isn't he? ...Well, he's seen weirder, so it's okay.
" Only a couple times, and that was 'Jack'... He's a little eccentric, if you could tell. "
Oh hey, speaking of John...
" Nope! As easy as it would be, just going in my regular body frame would just be lazy... As for my kid, he's actually done that for most of his Halloween trips! The costume itself is pretty high quality, too. " Of course, it was due to him and the Doktor lending a hand with the costume's creation. When it came to his family, he always makes sure that they get the very best, cause that's what they deserve.
" In my early days, 'The Ripper' was an annoying, taunting jackass that would say whatever he needed to, and pressed any buttons he needed in order to convince me to hand him the wheel... Nowadays, I've got him on a tighter leash, and his threats and taunt don't affect much... So now he's just some deranged freeloader taking up space in my thoughts and dreams. Probably enjoys coffee and snacks while waiting for his turn... "
Unfortunately, he can't kick him out or charge him for rent, or else he would've done so a VERY long time ago.
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akane171 · 2 years
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Huh? Yes, I'm still breathing?😅 Oh, did my message not get through?😰 I did answer you the other day🙈😅 I thought you were busy so you didn't reply, I didn't realize you apparently didn't get any message, sorry🙈🙈😰😰😖
Since that message apparently didn't get through, here again:
😂😂😂
Ah, yes, it is pretty niche, isn't it?🤔😅🙈
HAHAHA, the didn't study, passed anyway feeling is the BEST 😍😂😂
...What kinds of fics I will write?😕 Why does me wanting to make friends with demons make you worry about THAT?😂😂😅
Hmm, you think they had already figured out that it's meant to be Kara?🤔 Dunno, but LW kinda made it sound like nobody had really figured it out yet when Daxam&Krypton died🤔 But oh well, apparently we're likely to meet a survivor next arc, then we'll see😍😍😍🙈🙈🤔🤔
"Just write and see"...See how I absolutely fail, yes😅😂🙈
Dito 😂 Cursing is just fun😂😂
...Well, can't disagree with that 🙈😅 Still sad tho🙈
Aww, you really make me want to binge the books😂🙈 Definitely gotta read them when I finally have time to read again🙈😂😍
Yeah, Mon's the best... Well, I was fine with Brainy til they pulled that sheer hypocrisy in the finale...🙈😖
Yeah, Mon really was just the most relatable and "human" of them all, even including the human characters....😅
Yuuup... Kara Zor-El and Mon-El of Daxam pretty much seem to have died in the S2 finale... What was left was Kara Danvers and Mon-El of the Legion...Both apparently married to their job and forever doomed to be apart while everybody else gets a happy ending...🙈
Ohhhhh, you know, your choice of subjects is VERY amusing, I'm STILL laughing at that😂😂 But sounds like an awesome AU😂 Tho can you just imagine the terrible pick-up lines they could use on each other once they fall in love?😂 Like, imagine Mon coming up to Kara and saying "Are you Shelley? Cause you can make me (anything)" 😂😂 Ohh, I had a really good one with chemistry too but can't remember that one🙈 Alternatively, imagine Kara walking up to Mon and saying "Are you  a nucleon? Cause I can't help orbiting around you" 😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ Okay, I'll stop with these bad pick-up lines😂😂
Oh, absolutely, Max would still be the jackass we know, but he loves his lil bro, so gotta be protective😉 And Mon, well, ofc he's gotta be a lil shit, that's literally the job description of siblings😉😂😂 But I imagine he'd still be that precious outer space stray puppy we know and still get excited over new things (cause unlike what the show seemed to portray, you can NEVER have seen and learnt everything! Learning is a life-long process 😑) 
Haha, well, I AM thinking about putting it on my to-write list 🙈🤷🏻‍♀️🙈
Hope it treats you well, too!😊 Sorry about the confusion again, I really didn't even think the message might not have gotten through🙈
Oh, PS: Fun fact since we always tell LW to sleep more: Panic!at the Disco released a new song in which's chorus he sings "Shut up and go to bed" 😂😂😂 The universe can ridiculously funny sometimes😂😂
XXX
Nah, it's ok, i just was sure you got tired of me, moved to LW forever and I was just sadly scrolling her dahsboard with tears in my eyes, sniff.
Joking.
Seriously speaking, I got nothing from you and after a few days i smartly decided to ask, lol.
Haven't eaten it, so yep. We have only one sushi restaurant here, so xD
Yeah, good ol' days xD But would never ever wanted to come back to these days, lol.
Possessed by demon would for sure affect your writings. Can't wait to see the bloody horror fics!
Probably the priest didn't know. Priests are usually dumb fucks xD
SHUT YOUR CAKE UP. It's going to be ok!!!!! >;[
FUCK, it is!
Oh, do it! They are rally good and make sense and karamel is adorable and there is no too much Lobotomizer. Especially in book 3, when they go to the restaurant, he is just aaaaaaaaah. Love him.
Well, i was ok with Brainiac in s3 but then, I felt he was the replacement for Winn and Mon. Also, they made him a calculator with feelings and the way they dumber him down for Lobotomizer's sake in their every scene was pathetic. And seriously, dude was sitting on his ass while his so called Legion friends were figting for his people and he didn't even spare one thought about it. And his last scenes, fuck you asshole. Sorry, he seriously annoyed me to the no end.
While i can undersatnd why they treated Mon-El as shit, but Kara? He stayed her established biggest love of her life and she ended as a spinster, without love, private life, married to her two jobs. Like, yeah, role model, indeed. In the end I was not liking this version of Kara, she felt artificial. Sigh
LOL, they would love the lines xD Also, imagine all kids conspirating and shipping them, and making bets xD
I would love their interactions, because for sure they could both learn things from each other. Imagine Kara and Mon-El, being pissed off at MAx for interrupting tehir dates, conspire about making Max and Cat together xDDDDD Maybe Cat would be against her Supergirl dating her enemy lil bro? xD
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!
It's ok :) I really missed talking with you, so happy the issue was solved :D
PS. LMAAAAAAAAAAAAO! That's so awesome! Going to send it to her every day when she won't respect her sleeping hours :D THANKS!!!
PS2. Have you seen the Chris pics?! HOLY DAMN!
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chil2de · 2 years
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kisses from the haikyuu men (;
a/n: tbh this was supposed to be a smut piece for iwaizumi but i won’t be able to finish it tn so. here’s some collective brainrot for all the characters i’m swooning for.
featuring: miya atsumu, miya osamu, suna rintarou, iwaizumi haijime, kunimi akira, oikawa tooru, matusakawa issei, sakusa kiyoomi, kozume kenma, hinata shouyou, tendou satori, korai hoshiumi.
𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 / 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙣𝙨𝙛𝙬 !
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atsumu who kisses you during the most inappropriate times. passionately and with fervor. during an argument, pulling you in by the waist and shutting you the fuck up with his lips. in public when you’re in the middle of speaking, in front of his team and his twin— all just to see your eyes blow and lips part in shock.
osamu who kisses you gently, on the forehead when he passes by your table at the onigiri store. he reserves the longer, slower kisses with more affection behind them for when you’re at home, or the quick and sloppy ones for the restroom of his store.
suna who thinks it’s funny to kiss you on the back of your hands, eye contact whilst he grazes your knuckles and makes your fingertips twitch. prefers the feel of your lips on his, and it’s also a small boost to his ego if you have to lean up to reach him.
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iwaizumi who holds the side of your face whenever he kisses you, cages you in with his hand beside your head. it’s always a deep but relatively short kiss that leaves a small smooch whenever he pulls away. likes to brush his thumb against the side of your jaw, often reminding you of just how broad and sturdy he is compared to you.
kunimi who kisses your neck, targeting the areas that make you squirm all the while he tells you to be quiet. lazily watches the way you squirm and writhe underneath him when you plead for his lips.
oikawa who kisses the top of your head, small pecks on your lips and your cheeks. smiles against you when your foreheads bump, often coaxing you with flirty remarks that’ll cause you to try to shove him away- but he’ll always step right back into your touch.
mattsun who teases you and says he won’t kiss you unless you beg for it. always catches him by surprise when you do beg, but at which point he’s already down on his knees and peppering small kisses to the inner side of your soft thighs.
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sakusa who kisses you when you’re not paying attention, scolding you afterwards even if his actions are contradictory. he’ll dip right in, kiss you deep with a small whimper if he particularly feels like being a jackass before asking: ‘did you listen to a word of what i just said?’
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kenma who often relies on you to initiate the kiss, always desperate and exasperated for more when you do. he gets flustered easily, and you can always see his feline gaze staring your lips down hungrily. he’ll pause for a second before murmuring a soft “again.”
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hinata who showers your entire face with love and affection. it’s like playing a game with him each time he runs up to you after a match. will he hold your face in his hands, kiss you between the brows? or will he kiss the bridge of your nose, lightly bumping it together in a little boop?
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tendou who drinks you in because you ate the last piece of gum and he wanted some, too. might slip his tongue in if your guard’s down, but also likes pulling you in by the wrist until your chest collides into his. does this a lot, actually. just calls your name, pulls you forward or backwards for a kiss. cute lil ragdoll, huh?
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hoshiumi who demands that he won’t play until he’s had his pre-game kiss from you. lifts you up off the ground a little, limbs wrapped tight around you as he holds you close to him. it’s a quick peck, but the way you grip onto his shirt afterwards when he has to leave persuades him to feign an illness/ minor injury that you “need to take a look at in the changing room”
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reblog else i’ll cry violently
send me a req?
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dirtychocolatechai · 3 years
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meet-cute | b.b.
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Female Reader Warning(s): fluff, awkward Bucky, vet appointment stuff, Alpine Request: Babes if you're lowkey taking requests can I lowkey make one? 👉🏼👈🏼🥺💕 something flirty and cute and maybe a lil spicy with Bucky and vet!reader where something's going on with Alpine? Not self indulgent at all 😻💖 Notes: This was the first thing I’ve written in months and it felt damn good. Funny story, I actually almost went to school to be a vet tech + shadowed a vet for two weeks and got to see some wickedly cool things.
This was a bit self-indulgent on my part because I had a cat who passed away some years ago because of struvite stones and I wished he had a happier ending like Alpine so I thought why not 🤷‍♀️💖
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There’s nothing Bucky hates more than the stringent smell of industrial cleaners and clinical white walls - too many associations and shades of memory long laid to rest - except for when something’s going on with Alpine. The Turkish Angora was fine up until a few days ago when he started to hide away and sleep all day.
That wasn’t too concerning at first...
But then came the pained little noises, the frantic running back and forth from the litter box, the excessive grooming. The pit that started forming low in his belly grew, his instincts screaming at him that something was wrong, very wrong, with his little buddy. 
Bucky wasn’t about to fuck around and set up an appointment with the first vet office he could find that had a same-day opening. And now he’s trying not to fall apart at the seams while he waits for the docs to do their magic and tell him what the hell’s going on with his cat and what he has to do to fix it.
The vet tech collected Alpine a bit ago and every minute stretches into years, the cat’s pitiful meow echoing in his ears and those betrayed eyes burned onto the backs of his eyelids.
I know, Bub, I’m sorry but they gotta figure out what’s going on. It’ll be okay, they’ll take care of you. 
His ass went numb from the plastic chair ages ago, his leg jiggling up and down at a rapid pace as he chews on his thumbnail and waits.
And waits.
And waits.
God, he knows these things take time but he’d rather be back at home, curled up on the couch with Alpine pigging out on breakfast food and watching space documentaries. 
How much longer-
“Alright, Mr. Barnes?”
The heavy door swings open with a click, a kind, professional voice preceding a pair of sensible shoes as the vet steps into the room with a clipboard cradled against her chest. His eyes snap up, skipping over her completely to look at the tech holding his cat who looks absolutely miserable. 
She introduces herself but he’s not paying attention. He’s not meaning to be rude but all his focus narrows in on that white little face, the knot in his chest unfurling at the little mew.
He smiles, his eyes crinkling around the edges as he breathes, “Hey there, Little Buddy.” 
The vet doesn’t push, in fact, she seems a little enamored with how much he melts at the sight of his pet. Her own lips quirk up into a soft smile while she stands off to the side patiently as Alpine’s set down on the metal table.
Bucky gets in a few good scritches under his chin, the beginnings of a purr just starting to vibrate his hand when the vet clears her throat delicately. 
He clears his throat, heat burrowing into the apples of his cheeks. “Shi - uh, ‘m sorry.” A hand scrubs over the back of his neck. “I’m just - uh - y’know...” 
Her laugh trickles down his spine like warm rain, the sound effectively drawing his attention away from the cat rubbing up against his side. He gets his first look at her and oh.
A bare face and a no-nonsense hairstyle greet him, her scrubs and white coat adding to the overall doctor vibe but she’s still breathtaking. The natural beauty in the curves of her face, the slant of her brows, the sparkle of her eyes.
He feels like he got sucker-punched in the chest, his heart giving a sudden throb that has him coughing like an idiot as he scrambles to not look like such a jackass.
“So,” he clears his throat, scratching at the stubble along his jaw, “What’s - what’s wrong with him?” 
Glancing down at Alpine’s chart, she hums and writes a note before glancing back up with a reassuring smile. “Nothing that can’t be managed with a special diet and watching his water intake.”
It’s like the weight of the world disappears from his shoulders, his broad frame practically heaving with his sigh of relief. “Oh thank fucking- ahem, ‘scuse me - thank god.” 
Her chuckle and sly smile have him blushing from the roots of his hair to the collar of his shirt, his stomach squirming in discomfort. Old habits are hard to break, especially ones his momma taught him with a box to the ear.
“You’re allowed to swear, Mr. Barnes,” she says, reaching down to run her fingers through snow-white fur. “We’re all adults here.” 
“No, no, I know...” 
“Hm, anyway, his blood work came back and everything looks fine which is a good thing.” 
And it’s back to business like that, any hint of personality hidden behind cool professionalism that Bucky thinks even Tasha would admire. Except for the playful gleam in her eyes as she sneaks peeks at him while going over everything they did and what they found. 
“Struvite crystals are quite common in cats at low levels, especially males because their tract is longer and narrower.” She pauses, flipping to a new page. “Depending on the severity, they can clump together in the urinary tract and actually form stones. That’s where the true problem lies because get one large enough, and it can cause a blockage.”
He’s listening with rapt attention, soaking in the knowledge she’s imparting to him all the while, petting Alpine who keeps nuzzling him and making little sounds. Honestly, he could listen to her talk for hours even if he didn’t understand a goddamn thing. 
She’s so animated when she speaks, holds eye contact and makes sure he understands everything without making him feel like an idiot. He’s had so many doctors who talked at him rather than with him, staring through him without seeing, more interested in the paycheck rather than their patients.
But not her, she cares.
Deeply.
He can see it all over her face and it’s utterly enchanting. He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t a little enamored, charmed.
Turning the tablet towards him, she shifts closer and a waft of whatever perfume she’s wearing tickles his nose as she explains what the x-ray of Alpine’s abdomen found.
“These are the stones but thankfully they’re relatively small,” she points to several hazy white ovals starkly visible on the radiograph, “We caught them in time before they became a really big problem.” 
Shit, she smells so good...
 “Now, we’ll send you home with a special diet and see how he does. Also, make sure to up his fluid intake as much as you can. The food can take several months to start dissolving the crystals so we’ll have to do everything we can to help. Sound good?”
Bucky hasn’t pulled his eyes away from her face once this entire time, and how fucking creepy is that?
Quickly looking down at Alpine, embarrassment gnawing at his belly, he nods and wishes for the first time since he cut his hair that he hadn’t so he’d at least have a passing chance at hiding the blush burning its way across his face. 
“Yeah,” he says, picking up the ball of white fluff to hold against his chest, a makeshift shield. “Is there anything else I should do?” 
“No.” She smiles, writing another note and tapping away at the tablet next to her. “I do want to see him again in about a month for a check-up.”
Fuck, he doesn’t want to leave so soon.
The irony isn’t lost on him either.
How does he make this last longer? What can he do? If Sam was here right now, he’d be kicking him in the ass and bitching at him to ask for her number already, Ice Pick.
The clack of the chart being set down rings through the room, bouncing off the walls and sounding so fucking final that he starts to panic. 
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. 
She’s already halfway to the door when she asks, “Do you have any questions?”
The word vomit spring from him, unbidden and sudden without any thought, more forward than he’s been with a woman in years.
“Can I have your number?”
As soon as the question leaves his lips, he curses, cringes and wishes he could snatch the very words from the air itself.
Great, I just hit on my vet.
No amount of backpedaling can salvage this but goddamn it if Bucky doesn’t try, stuttering out some half-assed excuse about wanting it just in case he thinks of something later.
When he glances up, he wishes he hadn’t. The vet tech is in near tears in the corner, biting her lips so hard he wouldn’t be surprised if they started to bleed.
But it’s the absolute surprised bafflement on the woman he just inappropriately hit on that does him in, makes him about ready to burn all forms of identification and run for the hills. 
Her brows nearly reach her hairline, her mouth slack, eyes startled. She gets ahold of herself before he does, and he barely stops himself from slapping a hand over his face.
Right when he’s thinking there’s no way he’s going to be able to show his face in the office again, her expression softens with gentle amusement and her lips twitch. 
Struck dumb, he can only watch as she writes something down on a slip of paper before handing it over to him. He barely believes the string of numbers and the cheeky little call me anytime :).
The wink she sends his way is there and gone, so fast he almost believes he imagined it. 
“For emergencies only,” she says, slyly. “Of course.”
“Of course,” he agrees, almost tripping over the cat carrier as he hurries to stuff Alpine back in. “Of course, thank you. I...appreciate it.” 
“Anytime, Mr. Barnes.” 
Bucky leaves the room in a stupor, the world sharply shifted to the left as he heads to the front desk to make the follow-up appointment, but not before hearing the whispered, “Girl, you’re lucky. He’s fine!” and the “He is, isn’t he?”. 
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myblueeyedbuggers · 3 years
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My Boys
Chapter 1
Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5  Chapter 6  Chapter 7  Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10  Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13  Chapter 14
Pairings: Reader x Steve Rogers (best friend) Reader x Bucky Barnes
Word Count:1563
Warnings: Slow Start, Language.
Summary: After being abandoned by her parents in Brooklyn in 1929, y/n makes a living for herself by working for the Црни лабуд gang until she meets two boys in a back alley and her life slowing begins to change.
Side Note: Црни лабуд, according to google translate, means Black Lotus in Serbian.
So erm. Hi guys, first time sharing something on Tumblr, normally I’m the one reading all the fanfics but after reading so many talented people’s work I thought I’d try my hand at it :) hopefully it doesn’t completely suck, any writing tips and feedback is welcome and feel free to give some constructive criticism. I’m rambling, aren’t I? Okay I’ll shut up, Enjoy :)  
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It’s the same routine day after day, wake up, shower, get dressed and go out to recruit for Damien. The streets of Brooklyn aren’t exactly safe for a girl of 13, but hey this is what happens when a pair of inconsiderate asses sell their only child to one of the most infamous and dangerous gang of criminals for the cheap thrill of getting high. One way or another a girls gotta make a living and the way I do it could land me in jail for the rest of my life, I mean I didn’t exactly picture myself blackmailing and manipulating the poor souls targeted by Црни лабуд, but that’s the shit that happens when you find yourself being shunned by the society that’s supposed to help the weak.
Anyways I was getting close to my target, just two more blocks, through the back alley and up the stairs to the apartment owned by Greg Sampson. That clever son of a gun managed to bypass the security systems of the cities bank and make off with $5,000 and get away with it, and as expected the Црни лабуд want him to be our new “financial adviser” considering our last one double crossed the boss and died cause if it. Turning to corner to enter the alley was a moment, as cheesy as it sounds, I won’t ever forget, a big group of boys were surrounding a lanky and frail lad who by the looks of it had seen better days. His blonde hair was all over the shop and his face looked like it had been ploughed into the front of a bus, blood was coming out his nose and both his top and bottom lip were split open but despite all of that he was laughing and taunting the group. 
“What’s the matter guys? Upset that you can’t keep me down?”, okay it’s official this kid has a death wish and I’m pretty sure that if I don’t do something I’m gonna be a witness to a murder, so of course my dumbass walks right into the middle of this “fight”. “So, what the hell is going off here? You boys decided to compensate for your small penises by acting like giant dicks or something?”, I could hear the lad behind me let out a laugh and a small smirk spread across my face as I looked at who I was up against, all the lads were red in the face and looked ready to put me into an early grave but I’d of liked to see them try.
 Thanks to the boss I knew basic self-defence and apparently could pack one “hell of a punch” when pissed off, the tallest of the bunch stepped towards me and picked me up by my collar at an attempt to scare me “Who the hell do ya think ya are little girl?! Don’t ya know when to stay outta other people business? Now I gotta mess up that pretty lil face of yours”. It was safe to say whatever he said and did was about as intimidating as a wet kitten and honestly quite funny, hence why I laughed before I punched the prick in his face, not my smartest move cause then I was dropped straight on to my ass. One of the tall pricks mates decided to take advantage of my situation, yelling and cursing at me as he prepared to kick me right in the face ,which wouldn’t of been too pleasant let’s be honest, but right when his foot was about to make contact the blonde lad behind me pulled himself in front of me and took the blow for me, he went flying across the floor and hit the back wall.  
Now I was pissed. As the group started to walk past me and advance on the blonde boy, I grabbed the ankle of the closest guy and pulled him down, climbing on top of him and really going in on his stupid face to try and get their attention back on me and off the guy struggling to stand.  It’s safe to say it worked, a sudden force to my ribs knocked me off the boy and back onto the floor, and then the fun began…for them at least I wasn’t having as much fun as the collection of shitheads, pain erupted from all over body, one jackass was constant kicking me in the head as the others hit whatever part of me they could reach. It felt like it went on for forever, but, in reality it was only for 30 seconds, before the boys stopped, I could hear the sounds of punches and the whimpers of pain as multiple sets of steps started to run away from me.
 I tried to sit up, but those bastards really did a number on my ribs and midsection, the pain making me cry out before crumpling to the floor, faint mummers and a moan of pain could be heard but I didn’t really care about that. Summoning my last bit of strength I pulled myself up, ignoring my bodies screams of protest, the wall becoming my new best friend as I started to limp towards my objective, I managed to get about 10 centimetres away from the alley before a arm wrapped around my waist and held me up.
“Just so you know that was fucking stupid move on your part, next time let me save the punk” ,okay hold the frigging phone who the hell is this and why haven’t I pushed his stupid ass to the floor? quickly I shoved him and “walked” away from him, royally pissed off.  “By the time you’d of got here to save him he’d of been 6 feet under by now, so go screw yourself” Perhaps I could have been nicer, but he did start it.
Miraculously I made it to the stairs and began to make my way up them, when once again a hand stopped me and I gotta be honest it’s really starting to piss me off, turning around to give this little bugger a piece of my mind, the words died in my throat as I came face to face with the blonde boy. Bruises littered his face and somehow his face was even bloodier then before, the mark from the kick was printed on his face and guilt immediately flooded my veins, “Ignore my friend, he doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut sometimes, anyway I wanted to thank you for stepping in there not a lotta people would be so quick to rush in and have my back. My names Steve, Steve Rodgers and the grumpy old man over there is James Barnes” Steve stuck his hand out as a greeting and offered me what I can assume he meant as a friendly smile, though the split lips did ruin the image. Slowly a smile spread across my face and I shook his hand in greeting, “It was no problem, honestly, besides you had em on the ropes, my names y/n and it’s nice to meet you, though I can’t say the same about your friend over there.”. The boy behind Steve or Bucky scoffed at me and walked off in a huff, not that I cared, simply raising my eyebrows at Steve, mocking his friends attitude he let out a sigh and gave me an apologetic smile in response, “Well I better go after him or he’ll kick up a storm, I’ll see ya around y/n” and with that he smiled a final time and ran off after his friend. 
Returning to the task at hand, I let out a small smile at the thought of Steve before frowning, he was a good kid and didn’t need the trouble I brought, it’ll be best if I never see him again. I sighed before climbing up the rest of the stairs and prepared for the next few hours of hell I have to bring to this man, with those final thoughts I brought out my “tools” and got to work.
Okay honestly, I didn’t mean to make the first chapter so long, I wanted to provide the best in sight as to how this series will go, also the character development will be miles better in up-coming chapters. Thanks for reading :)
Rose xx
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sinkix · 4 years
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~ Haikyuu!! Boys baking with reader - Ft. Ushijima, Tendou, Oikawa, Hinata & Nishinoya ~
YO! SO UHHHH... I’M BACK??? I GUESS?? MAYBE??? After a little break I had this in my drafts for a while and realllyyy wanted to complete it since it’s such a cute concept. Honestly at this point my posting frequencies are so sporadic and random pls forgive me lmao.
@deathcab4daddy​ gave me the inspo to include Ushi and it was so funny coming up with ideas for him, he is no.1 country boi chef 
Dude I’m listening to the Mario Kart soundtrack ‘Coconut Mall’ while I continue writing this someone save me. Like u think I’m joking. UR WRONG.
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Ushijima:
The most straightforward yet idiotic baker you will ever come across.
Before you even THINK about performing step 1, he will read the entire fucking leaflet like it’s a Shakesperean monologue.
INGREDIENTS INCLUDED.
LIKE SIS I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW IT CONTAINS  MONOCALCIUM PHOSPHATE THANK YOU.
I’m surprised he doesn’t count every single particle in the brownie mix.
You bought him a frilly cupcake-printed apron stating ‘best wife’ not expecting him to actually wear it
But since he’s secretly a big softie and treasures anything you buy he wears it proudly.
His stoic and dignified disposition is a comical contrast to the words printed on the front lmao.
Ushi best wifey bro.
The tight fit of the apron is pretty hot since it outlines every ridge of his pecs and tightly toned torso.
Gotta resist groping your mans while stirring the brownie batter.
tbh he’s more likely to grope you, he can’t resist that a$$.
And let’s face it he’s def an ass/thigh kinda guy.
Can and will try to casually initiate some form of unholy activities by lifting you up onto the kitchen counter, goading you to slowly lick the spoon and locking gazes before pulling you in for a deep, open-mouthed kiss to get a taste of the incomplete creation himself.
Ushi’s lips and brownie batter are a knock-out combo js.
Literally has the most serious face when he’s cracking the eggs into the bowl
The amount of concentration is equivalent to that of when he’s performing a serve at match-point.
HAS to set the temperature to the EXACT degree stated on the box
Everything is done by the book if you do one thing out of place he will pull you up on it lol.
“(Y/N) you were supposed to stir it for 5 minutes, not 7.”
When its done you feed him some and he can’t help but smile its so ADORBALE AHHH.
You end up eating most of it since Ushi doesn’t strike me as much of a chocolate/junk food lover.
STILL A VERY FUN BUT F R U S T R A T I N G EXPERIENCE.
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Tendou:
The complete opposite of Ushi
Does everything wrong and the unconventional way.
Absolute disaster but doesn’t even sweat it since Tendou basically thrives in chaos and the disorderly.
To him instructions are purely equivocal, will read them for five seconds then toss them away.
Step aside Gordon Ramsey, Chef Tendou is here.
Despite doing everything the unorthodox way it still comes out amazing.
Like??? how???
Will cheekily place a dollop batter on your nose then lick it off fh3jkeffefds
Or if he’s feelin’ a lil freaky, he’ll swipe it off with his long ass finger and make you suck it clean, smirking at your submission as you coat his finger with your saliva.
oop-
Constantly cracking jokes and shitty food puns, pretending to drop the bowl to make you go into preemptive cardiac arrest before you can swat him with the spatula.
While you’re waiting for the timer to ping, Satori being the schemer he is will use this as an opportunity to pull some fuckery and tease you in any way he can.
u better be praying like bodhisattva TanaNoya rn because he is MERCILESS.
Suggestive comments, the brush of his fingers against your thigh, it’ll leave you A C H I N G in frustration by the end of it.
Unholy activities aside, once your baking session is completed you finish it off by feeding PHAT forkfuls of brownie to each other and giggling like dorks when it gets all over your mouth.
The jackass actually got a fingerful and SMEARED it over your cheek and forehead, drawing a little cross and snickering when the crumbs fall onto your nose.
Tendou was smart to draw a cross bc he gonna need jesus with the ATTACK you launch on him after that, which promptly leads to an all out food war in your kitchen that neither of you want to clean up after ward.
Don’t worry though it’s Tendou, he’ll somehow find a way to make such a mundane activity fun.
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Nishinoya:
stirs WAY TOO VIOLENTLY
IT’S LIKE AN ELECTRIC WHISK ON OVERDRIVE.
IT WILL SPLATTER OVER THE COUNTER, CUPBOARDS AND EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR WITHIN A 1 MILE RADIUS.
You best believe he will try and eat some of the batter and you have to swat the spoon away from his mouth since he has NO REGARD FOR THE FACT HE COULD GET SALMONELLA.
Plus you know what Noya’s like once he starts eating something the whole thing will be gone in a matter of milliseconds.
He somehow managed to get Baking powder EVERYWHERE and even gave him self a little moustache with it.
The white substance kinda looked like something else but you didn’t really wanna say lmaooo.
could explain why he has so much energy all the time oK ILL STOP-
While you’re putting the mix on the tray he is SO extra and will do fancy lil swirls and over extend his arm like a swan to gracefully spread the batter
until he nearly fucking knocks it over.
During processing time since he is so excitable and impatient you best believe he’s gonna suggest a game of ping pong or something because my guy can well and truly never sit still.
ping pong match with the spatulas, kitchen island and a hard boiled egg.
Pls be careful he will rolling thunder that egg and pimp slap it so hard with the spatula it’ll damn near give you a concussion, not intentionally, but like protect your noggin. Wear a helmet.
For the remaining 5 minutes of baking time y’all just sit like kids in front of the oven and watching it rise like starved hyena’s observing it’s pray before demolishing it into sad particles of cocoa.
And lemme tell u, once the timer pings, that baking tray is free real estate for Noya. Half of your creation will be devoured before you can even put it on a plate and marvel at your handiwork. 
He kicked your ass at spatula ping pong btw I’m sorry sweaty but short kings stay winning.
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Oikawa:
Such a dramatic bitch like he got the whole she-bang going on.
Strapped with a pink apron, a whisk at his side and standing proudly with both hands on his hips.He is prepared like a greek gladiator going into battle.
You better believe he gonna make some snarky remarks and tease your method of doing things. 
“Ah-ah-ahhh (Y/N)-chan you’re doing it all wrong, let me show you how a PRO does it.”
Proceeds to drop entire bowl on his foot and yelp like a little girl in pain.
Well and truly embarrassed with himself, you put a band-aid on his toe and he piped down after that.
Shattered big toe and mixing bowl aside, actually a really good baker??
He is a PRO at decorating, y’all decided on cupcakes since its literally his forte to make them look aesthetic and pretty.
You almost don’t wanna eat them from how good they look.
jk almost
You take it in turns breaking bits off and placing pieces into each others mouth with a loud “aaaaaahhh!”
Places a piece in your mouth, leans forward and locks lips with you in a soft, passionate kiss before pulling away and uttering the words “It tastes even better coming from your mouth ;)”
hnnnNNGGGGGGggGg.
You both whine and bicker over who cleans up after.
“You cleaaannnnn!”
“no Toru YOU clean!”
“but I made the cupcakes look pretty :(”
“not as pretty as you <3″
He did the cleaning after that.
Like just stroke his ego with some compliments and he’s whipped with a smug grin on his face for the next 30 minutes.
You decide to save the rest and bring them to his next practise.
Literally on the verge of tears when he sees you beaming and holding the platter of treats, Kiyotani mauls half of them in a matter of seconds to which Oiks gets salty over LMAO.
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Hinata:
So excited oh my god he’s so precious please protect him I will CRY-
Has a little sunflower apron on and JBJKNDDDKDW IM SMILING JUST IMAGINING HIM FIDGETING IN EXCITEMENT OVER THE THOUGHT OF BAKING COOKIES.
Yes you decided on cookies bc he goes rabid for some choc chip biccies.
You have to guide him v carefully because of how easily confused and clumsy he is.
Cannot for the life of him crack the eggs without getting a quarter of the shell in the bowl so you have to do it instead.
Has a surprising amount of strength and forearm power bc holy shit boy can stir FAST.
Hums a little tune while he does it and bobs up and down with a wide grin on his face it’s so adorable, he has such a gentle singing voice I can’t-
Attempts different shapes with the batter when pouring it onto the tray but fails pretty miserably lol.
he tried ok???
Once they’re done he takes the tray out of the oven and since it was heavy, subconsciously propped it with his knee and nearly dropped the entire tray from the pain. (I’ve actually done this before when making chicken nuggets I do not advise being that brain dead)
Had to put some burn cream on the bbies knee :’((
When you decided to dig in, he handed you a cookie that looked like a crooked circle and said he tried to make that one a heart and insisted he feed it to you.
Blushed VERY hard at the moment of silence and intense eye contact while he fed it to you.
Nearly short circuited when his fingers brushed against your lips.
Moe moe x100000000000000000000000000000
You offer to do the cleaning after because he hurt himself and you didn’t wanna make him do any work, but he still offered to wipe the surfaces for you bc he’s an angel <333
literally just wanna marry him.
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pixelwisp-archive · 3 years
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i want more orimakki 😩 !!! pls answer these q's i rly wanna know 🥺
Flora I love you so MUCH oh my god thank you for feeding me TT-TT (also I'm ABSOLUTELY SENDING THIS BACK FOR YOU AND OSAMU I WANNA KNOWWWW)
I’m gonna answer these Interview style because it sounds fun to do and because I can😌
This ended up taking me SO long because, per usual, I got way too carried away lmao I'm so sorry
Makki is blue and I'm orange! (Interviewer is red lmao)
1. Who loves flower crowns more?
“Ori, for sure”
“I’m bad at making them though, so I make Hiro make them for me” 
Makki looks at her like😒 and she laughs - he bites back a smile.
2. Who is the one who likes to cuddle?
"Hiro, for sure - I get a little weird about physical affection"
"She hates me"
"That's not true bub, you're just so hot"
"Thanks babe, I think you're pretty cute too"
Ori rolls her eyes and elbows him. "Next question"
3. Who has awful taste in music?
*simultaneously* "Hiro" "Me"
4. Who is the meme lover?
"I run a relatively popular account on instagram"
"I wake up every day to at least 30 new memes that he's spammed my phone with"
5. How did their second date go?
Ori starts laughing as Makki groans.
"He tried to take me to a park for a picnic-"
"Listen it would have been romantic but there was this fucking-"
"raccoon coming to grab our food-"
"and of course Ori is a dumbass ("HEY") and was ready to pet the literal wild animal ("he was so cute :(") so I tried to like shoo it away but-"
"It bit him and we ended up just sharing a cheese stick in the hospital"
"It was a disaster, to say the least"
"It's still one of my favorite dates, though"
"You just like seeing me in pain"
Ori laughs. "Not True!"
6. How many children do they want/have?
"17"
"absolutely not"
"we've talked about having two, maybe three"
"with a couple years in between. Gotta make sure they bully each other. It's important for character growth"
"We'll be sure to bully the oldest so they're not a weirdo like their mom"
Ori nods in agreement.
7. Who hides the weapons?
"I have a knife collection, does that count? I keep them in a display case on the wall"
8. Who is the better dancer?
Makki laughs. "Oh, me for sure"
"YOU?"
"Have you seen your dancing babe?"
"Have you seen YOUR dancing? What the hell is this?" *imitates this god awful windmill move*
"...okay, valid. We're both bad."
9. Do/Did they have a theme wedding?
"We're not married, marriage is for chumps."
Makki sighs. "We're not married *yet*."
"Gross, tryna tie me down stinky?"
"Been trying for years, bub"
Ori blushes, and looks away to hide her smile.
"...maybe"
Makki grins and leans in. "What?"
"I said maybe. I just-"
"I know, baby. Maybe is all I need."
10. What do their parents think of them dating?
"My parents are in love with Ori."
"My parents love him too!"
"Even your dads?"
"Yeah, my dads love you"
"Your step dad doesn't seem to like me much"
Ori furrows her brows. "which one?"
"I'm sorry, did you say 'which one?'"
"Oh, sorry. I have three dads. My mom, my dad, and then their husbands"
"I don't know, your mom's husband doesn't seem like he's warmed up to me"
"It took him years to even warm up to me. He shared his pot roast recipe with you, remember? that was his seal of approval"
Ori giggles while Makki looks at her suspiciously but eventually mumbles "if you say so"
11. Are they a super sappy couple?
"She clowns the shit out of me whenever I try"
Ori laughs. "I'm sorry I just don't know how to act when I'm embarrassed"
"I'm trying to woo you, not embarrass you, you jackass"
"*woo* me?!" Ori cackles
"I don't know why I even try"
(She goes up to him later, and takes his face in her hands, her demeanor more serious than before
"Hey, bub. You know I don't mean *you* embarrass me right? I just get awkward about affection"
He sighs and nuzzles into her palm
"I know you didn't, it's ok. I just love you too much sometimes, and its hard to reel it in"
"I love you too. So so much"
"I am gonna ask you to marry me someday. You know that?"
"I know, and my simp ass is gonna say yes. How gross is that"
Makki rolls his eyes, a smile on his face
"So gross")
12. How did they get together?
"We danced around each other for like 2 years"
"it was painful"
"Iwaizumi finally beat the confidence into me enough to kiss her"
"I don't know that you ever actually asked me out"
"Really? Oh, well then, wanna date?"
"Nah, you're a little weird"
"Damn ok, guess I'll call Mattsun" Ori laughs
13. Who asked the other to get married?
*more gagging noises while Makki sighs*
"It'll be me, clearly"
14. Who stays up too late and makes stupid jokes?
"Hiro. 100%"
"Hey, you stay up late too!"
"I know, but my jokes are always funny"
"rude"
15. Who is the nerd?
"Oh my god it's Ori"
"Hey, I converted you, fellow nerd. plus, you have a knife collection - if that's not nerd shit idk what is"
"touché"
16. Who knows the most obscure facts?
"Hiro"
"Did you know that penguins have knees?"
"I do now"
17. Who makes the other a flower crown?
"Hiro! His fingers are better suited for the weaving, I have weirdly small hands"
"Hey, I like your hands"
"Awh, babe<3"
18. Who likes to read?
"I do! If I'm not reading a physical book I'm always reading something on my phone!"
19. Who bothers the other person while the other person reads?
Makki grins, pointing to himself while Ori shoots him a playful glare
20. Who tutors the other?
"Hiro is actually wicked smart. He an invaluable study buddy"
"Ori is the definition of a bimbo"
"Nah I'm the shebo, I'm not hot enough to make bimbo status"
"Excuse me? Consensus says you are both very hot AND definitely belonging in the bimbo category"
"Consensus? What consensus"
Makki smiles, a little too innocently. "Group Chat"
"Oh my god"
21. Do they have similar taste in movies?
"Ori enjoys literally everything so it's really easy to find common ground"
"We change it up a lot, but we're usually end up with either a horror movie or we binge an anime"
22. How do their personalities compliment each other?
"We're both fucking weirdos"
"Yeah, and Hiro's calm complements my loud - he grounds me when I need it"
"goes both ways - I get loud too. Feelings are loud sometimes and that's ok"
Ori snorts. "Ok, dr.phil"
23. How do they tell everyone that they are going to be having a kid/adopting a child soon?
"Is like, texting them an option?"
"We'll take em' out for breadsticks or something"
"Oh lets have them open up like a lil onesie, our moms would die"
Ori laughs "What's it gonna say on it"
"'You're both grandmas now. Congrats, you old bitches'"
Ori wheezes, folding in on herself in her seat
"That's so fucking stupid, we are absolutely doing that"
24. Who has better fashion sense?
"Look at us. Look at how we're dressed"
"There are holes in my shirt"
"and that's his nice shirt"
"In my defense, it had holes when I bought it"
"So holes are fashionable now?"
"Apparently"
"Hobo chic"
25. Who will punch someone out if they are rude to their partner?
"Ori is a doormat-"
"RUDE"
"-Lemme finish babe - until it comes to her people. If someone's rude to me she is ready to throw hands in seconds flat"
"damn straight...would you fight for me?"
"Of course. you think I wouldn't?"
"Just making sure<3"
26. What songs do they sing together in the vehicle?
"EVERYTHING"
27. What other couple would your otp get along with?
Ori perks up "Flora and Osamu!!! I love the both of them so much, they're so cute together too"
"They're great people, plus Osamu gives us free food and honestly, what else do you need in a friend"
Ori slaps Makki's shoulder "Stop acting like you only like Osamu for his cooking"
"I'm only kidding!"
28. Who likes to prank the other?
"Ori does this thing where she'll do something nice for me and then go "get pranked!" when I notice"
"I do indeed do that"
"I am not kind. Sometimes I'll just, buy an air horn. And press it. while she's asleep."
Ori glares at Makki
"he does indeed do that"
29. Who is the one who loves to take pictures?
"I do"
"He's alwaysss taking pictures, but I hate getting my picture taken and he's super respectful of that"
"...yeah"
(Later, when Ori's stepped out for a minute
"I do take pics of her. She doesn't know it but I do"
Makki starts to show off an album full of candids of Ori
Makki sighs, a soft smile on his face "She's so pretty"
"Don't tell her about this please, she'll murder me")
30. How would they react if they found out they were soul mates?
"Oof"
"That's what you'd say? Oof?"
"It's an oof for you. stuck? with me? forever?"
"you doofus, there's no one else I'd rather have"
"you little fucker, you're gonna make me cry"
makki laughs and squeezes her hand "love you stinky"
Ori sniffles "Yeah I love you too I guess"
31. Where would they live?
"right now we live in an apartment in Osaka-"
"but eventually we wanna by a house. We're thinking of going back home to Miyagi"
"We miss the small town atmosphere"
32. What type of dragon would they own, if they could have one?
"oh my god, a little shoulder dragon would be so cute"
"ok but imagine how much money we'd save with something we could ride to work"
"shit, you're so right"
33. If they were both vampires, what type of vampires would they be?
"There are types of vampires?" looks to Makki, Makki shrugs
"Is dying an option?"
34. What would they dress up as, for Halloween?
"we do themed couple ones but like, not sexy ones"
"yeah, like for instance our friends went as a fireman and his girl was a dalmation, and we were-"
"bob ross and his panting!"
"...she was bob ross"
"this year I'm trying to get him to dress as mothman so I can dress up as a lamp"
35. Can they name each other’s favourite food?
"Ori loves chicken to the point where it's almost concerning"
"Hiro likes cream puffs"
"No no, they're Profiteroles"
"they're the same thing babe"
"but profiteroles sound so much fancier"
36. Do they have pet names for one another?
"The usual"
"Babe, baby-"
"stinky, fuckass-"
"bubs-"
"doofus, dumbass, nerd"
"nothing crazy"
37. How do they cheer each other up?
"I swear to god he's a psychic - he always knows exactly what I need. Sometimes I need space, sometimes I just need a hug, other times he'll have a whole self care night in prepared for me when I get home"
"Ori always knows what to do. She's not a snuggler but she will let me hold her for hours if it meant making me feel better. Honestly most of the time she holds me because - well, boobs"
"Takahiro!"
Makki laughs and jerks away as she pinches his side
38. Do they show a lot of PDA?
"I think we're not too bad. We hold hands, I'll give her the occasional kiss. She lets me wrap my arm around her sometimes"
"These questions are making me feel like a bad girlfriend. Let? :("
"hush, you're the best. You think I'd stick around if you were a bad girlfriend? Do you know how obsessed with you I am? The boys clown me for never shutting up about you even after all this time"
*Ori buries her face in her hands to hide the blush* "Oh my god you're so lame"
"That's her way of saying she loves me too :)"
39. How old were they when they got together?
"I was 22, Ori was 20"
"holy shit, almost four years?"
"Yep"
"wow"
40. Who is the one that would bring the puppy home?
"Me!"
"She's done it before. She named her Ripley"
41. Can they do yoga couple’s poses?
both start cackling "Absolutely not. We can try but it would be a disaster"
42. What is their song?
"Oh its-"
Castaways from the Backyardigans starts playing from Makki's phone as he grins.
"-our song is not Castaways, Hiro"
"It could be. We could decide it is right now"
"We are not making our song Castaways"
"oh c'moooonnnnn, it's a bop!"
Ori laughs "Its-"
"Your song by Elton John. It was playing when we kissed for the first time"
Ori covers her smile with her hand, her eyes soft as she looks at Makki
43. What does their room look like?
"A mess right now, Ori had to find an outfit for today so there are clothes everywhere"
Ori grins sheepishly
44. Who would be the one to kill zombies while the other keeps them grounded?
"Hiro would probably do the killing, I would be moral support"
"I dunno babe, I think if you snapped you could totally become a badass"
"You think so?"
"Hell yeah, I've seen you get mad at Mattsun enough times to know you can get scary as hell when you wanna"
45. Who makes the other breakfast in bed?
"we've done it for each other, it depends on the day to be honest"
46. Who loves kids more?
"Ori"
"But the kids LOVE Hiro so much its crazy, and he's so good with them"
"I like kids well enough but they're so rude and for what"
"I find their lack of filter funny!"
"If you ever feel your ego is too big, just talk to a seven year old. They'll drag to hell and back with no hesitation"
47. Do either of them have a crazy ex?
"I dunno. Do you?"
"No. Do you?"
"Nope"
"Cool"
48. What are their favourite colours?
"Hiro's is this very specific red color"
"Ori doesn't have one, it changes all the time"
"this is true"
49. Who likes to cook?
"Oh I love cooking!"
"She does majority of the cooking but we sometimes cook together"
"he is utter chaos in the kitchen but we always have a good time, even if he make my blood pressure go through the roof"
50. Who is the forgetful one?
"Hey Ori, what'd you have for breakfast this morning."
"I- um. An Iced Coffee?"
"Final answer?"
"....yes"
"Bzzzt. Wrong. You had cereal :)"
51. Does either of them know how to fight?
"I don't mean to brag, but I've taken Tai chi lessons"
"Babe, you signed up for those lessons after we binged Avatar, and you only went to four of those classes before quitting because it was too hard"
"Those four lessons taught me enough to kick someone's ass for you though"
Ori laughs "I'm sure they did"
52. What do they do for Valentines Day?
"We have this tradition of going to the store and each of us take turns blindly picking out snacks, pajamas, and either a movie/video game/or craft project and we stay in and have a little pamper day"
"we also absolutely RAID the store next day when the candy is half off"
53. Who swears more?
"We both swear a lot to be honest"
"Oh my god we're so bad"
54. Who has the better comebacks?
"Hiro, 100%"
"Ori is quick too though"
"But you go right for the jugular"
"I'm not mean to you though"
"Oh no! I just mean with others, like Oikawa - you drag that man within an inch of his life"
Makki laughs "Oh ok yeah that's fair"
55. Who would start a fight with another parent at a bake sale?
"Me. Like I said, Ori is a doormat. She is so afraid of confrontation someone could literally spit on her and she'd apologize to them"
"It sounds so bad when you put it like that"
56. Who reads buzzfeed?
"Hiro says he does them ironically, but I'll be reading something on my phone and he'll start asking me obscure questions, and then I realize he's trying to get me to build a smoothie so he can find out with 'Desperate Houswife' I am"
"She got Gabrielle"
"Which isn't even accurate, I'm totally more of a Susan"
"You have some of Gabrielle's spice, though"
"What did you get?"
"Me? oh, I got Lynette"
"kinda accurate, actually"
57. Who is the hopeless romantic?
"I am, she makes fun of me but I know she loves it"
"I do, honestly"
58. Do either of them know how to do a handstand?
"I do!"
59. Who can rap better?
"oh god, neither of us"
"speak for yourself"
"go on babe, rap for them"
"...well I can't right now"
"exactly"
60. Do either of them want to go sky diving?
"I'd be down"
"I love the idea of it but oof, I'm too chicken shit"
61. What do they usually text about?
Makki pulls out his phone
"'hey babe, we're out of eggs' - that was Ori"
"'dog' - with a pic attached of said dog, that was from me"
"11/10, 'I hope he knows what a good boy he is', that was Ori's response"
"Then Ori ranted to me about Uraraka's character development"
"the wasted potential is appalling"
"absolutely it is. 3 hours later, from me - 'I forgot eggs'"
62. Who is the dramatic one?
"me, for sure"
"She's self aware though so its not so bad"
63. Is either one confrontational?
"Not really? We both avoid confrontation whenever possible. If something needs to be said though, I don't really have any reservations about it"
64. What is their favourite cuddle position?
"Me as the big spoon, I much prefer holding him I think, its less hot that way"
"Plus, boobs :3"
Ori groans as Makki laughs "I hate you"
65. Who are their favourite musical artist(s)?”
"Ooooh thats a toughie, we listen to so much"
66. What are their parenting styles?
"I tend to be the bad guy"
"That's not true!"
"Why do you think kids like you better? I'm the one who makes them eat veggies for a snack and you bribe them with ice cream"
"I promise we'll share the bad guy role when we have our own"
Ori narrows her eyes at Makki, sticking her tongue out at him "we better"
67. Who would be the more laid back one?
"Hiro, I get wound like a fucking top sometimes"
"You stress easily, but its ok, when you're stressed you get mean and its kinda hot"
"I'm glad my breakdowns are sexy to you"
Makki laughs "You know that's not what I meant"
68. Who listens to more vulgar music?
"Ehh, neither of us really"
"not our jam"
69. Do either of them have secrets even the other doesn’t know?
"...do you?"
"....no"
"That was suspish"
"I'm sorry did you just say 'suspish'?"
"don't change the subject! what are you hiding?"
"Nothing!! I swear"
"Pinky?"
"Pinky"
(later, while Ori's out of the studio, he shows a picture of the ring to the camera.
"So, yeah. There is one secret. I'm really bad at lying though so let's not put me on the spot like that anymore please" The man looks d a m p with sweat lmao)
70. Who is their go to couple for a double date?
"FLOSAMU, 100%. We're overdue too, I miss them!"
71. Do they tip the waiter/waitress on their date?
"Generously"
"If you don't tip you're a jackass"
72. How do they work out a fight?
"Communication is key. We often give each other the silent treatment but it usually is just to clear our heads so we can come back to talk it out"
"He's so mature when it comes to our relationship. The way he takes charge when I'm flailing and don't know what to do or how to proceed is so sexy" Ori starts fanning herself as if to emphasis her point, a teasing grin plastered on her face
73. Who brings home an illegal pet?
"Hiro will bring anything home if it's injured. It could be a snake and if he's worried its hurt I will come home to it in the bath"
"you gotta save the animals, babe"
"Most people would call a wildlife facility though, not take them to their tiny city apartment"
74. What side of the bed do each of them sleep on?
"I sleep on the left! I don't think either of us are particularly picky about it though"
"We usually wake up sprawled anyway with no clear sign of where we were before"
75. What is their favorite photo of them two together?
"There's a picture someone took of us dancing at a wedding. Ori is mid laugh in that photo and she's just - shit, she's so pretty."
"Hiro what the fuck why are you so sappy today"
"I dunno - I just think you're neat"
Ori's lips tremble a tiny bit. She sniffles. "It's my favorite photo too."
76. Who takes longer in the bathroom?
"Oh my god-"
"Okay-"
"SHE TAKES FOREVER"
"OKAY, LISTEN-"
"SHE ONLY GOES ON TIKTOK WHEN SHE GOES TO THE BATHROOM"
"I JUST GO THROUGH MY NOTIFICATIONS"
"SHE IS NEVER - STOP HITTING ME - SHE IS NEVER QUICKER THAN 30 MINUTES"
"YOU ARE SO DRAMATIC"
"DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON SHOWERS"
77. Who has more songs on their ipod?
"Hiro, I kinda keep to the stuff I know, while he's constantly adding new music"
78. What movie did they first see together?
"Uhhh I think it was-"
"It was Princess Mononoke, you were appalled when I said I hadn't seen it yet"
"Honestly I still am. How do you go through 20 years of your life without having seen Princess Mononoke?" Ori shrugs
79. What do they like to see each other in?
"nothing"
"not sure what I expected, really"
"I mean was there really any other answer?"
80. Who makes jokes during inappropriate times?
"Oh god. Both of us. We are so terrible"
"Sometimes Ori will nudge me if I'm being especially bad but she is usually the one egging me on because there is nothing cuter than her trying to hold in a laugh"
81. At what age do they discuss the possibility of children?
"We started talking about it a few months ago"
"It wouldn't be any time soon either, its just discussing the topic so we know where each of us stand"
"Yeah, there's still a lot for us to figure out"
"Like, you know, finances and getting married and stuff"
Ori bites her lip "...yeah, and stuff."
82. What do they love about each other the most?
"It's probably a cop out to say everything"
"please, you don't love everything, I'm a mess"
"but you're MY mess" Ori smiles and kicks him playfully
"This is going to sound super cheesy, but I just love his heart? He's loves so loudly and so wholly. With everyone and everything around him. He's just such a good person and it's insane to think he somehow chose to be with me, a human dumpster"
"You were so romantic until you called yourself a dumpster"
"It was getting too soft, I gotta keep my bruh girl reputation"
"You're such a dork"
83. Who is the one that sees the big picture, while the other focus’s on the small details?
"I think we're both kind of big picture people"
"No, babe, you are obsessive over minute details"
"No I'm not!"
"Everything takes you twice as long because you are constantly quadruple checking if its ok"
"..."
"and you get so stressed when you're given a project or a problem that's even the tiniest bit vague"
"well, I-"
"And don't even get me started on when you're cleaning, you always take forever because you go through every single item you've ever owned even if you know you're gonna toss or keep it"
"Okay, I feel really attacked right now" Makki laughs
84. What would they write on their partner’s social media’s for their anniversary?
"I usually go with a tried and true mixture of sappy and funny. I post a couple photo of us that I like or just a standalone of him and I give a cute little snippet talking about how lucky I am"
"Every year I just go on a rant about how much I love her. I'm always overwhelmed on anniversaries so I keyboard smash my way through the post."
85. Who is bad at math?
"Me, I don't understand any of it. Hiro is actually pretty good at it though"
86. Who googles everything?
"I've caught her trying to google where her glasses are"
"OKAY to be FAIR I was googling to see what the most likely places would be, it was just to give me ideas"
"And where were they?"
"*sigh* in the fridge"
"why?"
"because I was on autopilot and I assumed it was the butter"
87. Who does stuff on impulse?
"Oh, me. Ori does sometimes but she always regrets whatever she impulse did"
"its normally shopping and then I'm sad because I'm broke again"
88. How do they comfort each other when they are helpless to do anything about the situation?
"honestly? We learned this the hard way, but...just being there, letting them know they can lean on you when they need to. Being a pillar and giving them the space and comfort to let them tell you what they need and how you can help. Communication is so important in a relationship"
"You said you learned that the hard way? What do you mean by that?"
Ori and Makki share a look
"It's a long story. Another time, maybe"
89. What is an inside joke they have?
They both immediately start laughing
"Are you also thinking-"
"Yes! What about-"
"*incoherent wheezing*"
"well there's the-"
"or the-"
"oh my god remember-"
all the sentences go unfinished, laughter dissolving any chance of you ever figuring any of them out.
90. Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all?
"I think its mutual, sometimes we will literally just look at each other and we'll smile without even realizing it."
"We're so gross"
"Ugh, I know." But they smile at each other
91. What is their favourite holiday?
"New years! Christmas is always nice but its stressful with gift giving. New years is always stress free and a good time, plus Ori loves visiting the shrines the next day"
"It's so peaceful, and seeing everyone pay their respects fills me with an overwhelming appreciation for humanity."
92. Who is the one that is calm and collected while the other is angry and destructive?
Ori pouts.
"I'm the angry one. I know I am. I'm a menace"
"You're not a menace babe, you just feel a little more than others"
"Are you like high right now or something? What has got you so wise and therapist-y"
"Love." Makki wiggles his eyebrows as she scoffs, her soft giggles betraying the eye roll
93. What is their favourite board game to play?
"Clue!"
94. Who accidentally sets something on fire?
"Okay, it's me, it's happened more than once too"
"She doesn't know the first thing about safety in the kitchen"
"I want to argue so bad but I just know I can't" she sighs
95. Who has the car ready while the other is robbing the store?
"I'm robbing. Ori would get distracted"
"valid"
96. What artist/group did they go to for their first concert?
"Mother Mother"
"It was INSANE"
97. Who sleep talks?
"Hiro does" Ori starts giggling, pulls up the sleep app on her phone
"Wanna listen?"
98. Who is the more social one?
"Oh, me, definitely. She is more talkative but Ori rarely initiated conversation with new people or if she's in a new environment at all"
99. What are their karaoke songs?
"I have to be absolutely trashed before we even attempts Karaoke but we do a duet and its either Bohemian Rhapsody or one of our cheesy love songs"
100. Who would get up on stage and make a fool of themselves just to make the other laugh?
"Hiro!! He does it all the time and I love him for it"
"Awh, love you too babe"
"And that's a wrap!"
Makki looks at Ori, grabbing her hand and instinctively intertwining their hands together. "Ready to go, stinky?"
Ori smiles, bringing their entangled hands up to lips as she presses a soft kiss to his skin.
"Ready."
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dream-of-kpop · 4 years
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Ateez Works at Walmart [1/2]
(oh boi this should be fun)
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Mingi:
*argues with San about Lil Uzi Vert vs Kendrick Lamar on break*
Mingi: *asks an employee loudly* "DO YOU KNOW WHO LIL UZI IS??"
Mingi's job is to do pickup and delivery for customers
Followed 2 girls around the store just to get their numbers [Yes, a guy at my store really did this]
Mingi: "What's your number?"
Girl: "Dude, I don't even know you."
Mingi: "Fine, so it's like that?"
*get it? he didn't pickup nor deliver*
When he has nothing to do, he bothers Hongjoong in the Fabrics department
Well, he bothers everyone when he's bored
Mingi: "Hey wassup-"
Hongjoong: "Hey."
Mingi: "Watcha doin?"
Hongjoong: "I'm in the middle of cutting fabric for a customer."
Mingi: "That's lame, I'm gonna go scare Seonghwa, peace."
He lost interest very quickly
That explains why shit never gets done
Lost his TC (scanner), supervisor found it, then lost it again but this time it wasn't his fault
Finds packs of ham in the weirdest places
Has a bunch of papercuts, his hands just have mini-scabs all over the place
Mingi: *gets another papercut* "BRO WTF!?!?"
Confuses customers all the time
It's not his fault, the app is just not accurate at all
Pushes carts so fast that he almost runs customers over
Dances to loud rap music in the backroom when he's supposed to be working
Dropped a tomato on the floor and put it back
Mingi is doing great
Junho:
*stands for like 10 minutes trying to figure out where an item goes*
Junho: *throws it somewhere* "Fuck this shit."
Works in the toy and electronics department along with Seonghwa
It wasn't his first pick but eh, he needs to get paid
Sometimes the customers are...odd
Lady: "I know how hard it is for people like you *points to skin* but we are on your side."
Junho: *stands there awkwardly while holding a toy* "Uh ok."
Tries to dress nicely wearing gold earrings, necklaces, bracelets and rings but he just ends up looking like a mess
His name tag is always backwards
Stocking toys is hard work, so he sweats like...a lot
This is the first job he's held for over a month so he can't fuck this one up
Goes to lunch with Yunho and Wooyoung everyday
Found an open box of condoms in a pile of toys
Plus someone stole the condoms
The old people in the store shouldn't piss him off but they really do
Junho: "Excuse me."
*old man stands there*
Junho: "EXCUSE ME."
*old man continues to stand there*
Junho: *turns around* "Can this bitch not hear me?"
The little kids make his day; they're so adorable
But the teens...oh boi...
He saw a random jackass just taking socks off the shelves and throwing it
Junho is so close to wanting to smack the shit out of someone but...he holds back...
Seonghwa:
*San stands there laughing at Seonghwa putting toys up*
Seonghwa: "What's so funny?"
San: "You're holding Barbie dolls."
When he's not stocking shelves with toys, he works on the carts outside
*cuts to Seonghwa standing in the rain*
Wooyoung: "Hey- are you ok? Why are you limping?"
Seonghwa: "I'm not limping, my pants are just wet."
Seonghwa also works in Electronics; a triple threat
Believe it or not, he's more friends with the managers than co-workers
Mess with him once and he could get your ass fired
Yeosang is on thin ice at this point
Seonghwa carries all that he needs in his pockets: his phone, box cutter, snack, and headphones
He mainly does this cuz he doesn't trust his co-workers anymore
Seonghwa: *looks in the fridge* "WHO ATE MY SANDWICH??"
Yeosang: "I didn't see a label on it so-"
This is why Yeosang is on thin ice btw
When customers stare at him he feels quite uncomfortable
Seonghwa: *inside his head* "Do they need my help...? I should just leave-"
When no one is looking he may or may not cuddle the stuffed bears
He has the keys to display cases for Electronics
If he's not there, you're fucked
Dude: "I need an iPad charger-"
Junho: "Ah ok, I'll be right back *runs to the backroom* SEONGHWAAAAAA-"
Seonghwa is a manager in the making
He's been told that Seventeen is banned from their store for shoplifting in the past
But Walmart doesn't really have cameras anymore so he has to keep watch
(actually no, as of now (Oct 2021) the cameras are back; too many Seventeen's are stealing so Seonghwa is on guard)
*Hoshi walks around Electronics with sunglasses and a hat on*
Seonghwa: "Sir-"
Hoshi: "I DiDn't WANNA DO IT THEY MADE ME-" *runs*
Seonghwa is still on lookout til this very day
Hongjoong:
He just got hired; It hasn't even been a week and already has someone annoying the shit out of him
*waits outside that night*
*sees car thinking it's his Uber*
Mingi: *pulls up in front of him and rolls down window* "HAHA, YOU THOUGHT I WAS YOUR RIDE?"
That someone is Mingi
Mingi keeps bothering him but he has to pretend not to care at this point
Hongjoong tried getting his schedule changed 3 times and nothing happened
He's screwed
Hongjoong: *randomly hears BTS on the Walmart radio* "Okie okie, I see y'all."
He's trying his best to save money but that shit is not working
He had a co-worker in his department he liked and would talk to...at some point he just stopped liking them
Nevermind, they're magically friends again
Tried to see his manager multiple times but they were never there
Somehow, someone spilled coffee on a bunch of calculators
Hongjoong: *looks at the calculators slowly* "WHO DID THIS?!?!?"
In general, he does weird shit when he's alone in his department
Hongjoong: *sniffs inside of a new vase* "Ah...smells like IKEA..."
He cuts fabric unevenly a lot
The back-to-school section is a disaster area
What's the point in trying anymore...?
His co-workers whisper about him
What do they whisper about him? Who the fuck knows
Customers don't understand when he says an item is unavailable
Lady (yes, again): "I saw this whiteboard on your website."
Hongjoong: "Oh that's at another store."
Lady: "I need a whiteboard like this."
Hongjoong: *checks app* "See? We don't have it."
Lady: "Can you check? I think it's hidden somewhere. I saw it at your store."
Hongjoong: "..."
He doesn't really talk to many people besides Seonghwa and Junho
Remember when he wanted his schedule changed? His hours are shorter now-
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ppl just throw shit where ever and it makes me sOOoOooOo mad
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i have Questions about both those narcos fics but call amado maybe... hello 👀
call amado maybe is the result of @lingua-mortua and i (i think she named it actually, because she’s very funny) trying to figure out the sequence of events in canon between amado and pacho first meeting each other at that very fraught summit with miguel, where amado is very clearly uncomfortable and doesn’t like him much, and then their next interaction, which is amado throwing miguel’s crusty ass directly under pacho’s huge oncoming bus. like what happened in there?? how did they decide to trust each other? when did they talk?? how’d pacho even broach the topic? and we determined that a) pacho likes phone sex, b) amado likes attention, and according to the rules of algebra, a+b=69. and in the process of these things being true, there needed to be about 30k of pacho very seductively convincing amado that a lil dick is good for him! needless to say, i never finish anything, so it’s been languishing in my narcos folder for like a year, but. it’s one i poke at every once in a while bc we’ve got a big doc of notes and Thots on the subject, and it’s pretty compelling shit. HOWever, it’s such a clusterfuck of logistics and details, i’d have to rewatch all of mexico and take copious notes, which like. aint nobody got time to suffer through that much miguel angel. anyway, here’s the first scene.
“Amado Carrillo Fuentes,” said the voice on the line. 
Amado blinked. “Hello…?” He knew that voice, the warm, flip familiarity of the words. It made a little alarm bell ring in the back of his head. Belatedly, the pieces clicked. He scowled over his shoulder at Aguilar, who had summoned him for the phone call without saying who it was. Aguilar wasn’t paying attention, whistling as he rummaged in a filing cabinet. Amado was on his own. He braced a hand on the desk, ducking his head. Something told him to keep this conversation quiet. “Señor Herrera.”
Pacho made a soft sound of tutting disappointment. “Are we not on a first name basis?”
“I don’t know, are we?” 
A chuckle. “Oh, I think we should be.” 
Amado resisted the urge to check over his shoulder again. Aguilar was a jackass, and certainly not above eavesdropping, but the defensive prickling of Amado’s nerves had everything to do with who was on the other end of the call, not who was in the room with him. “If you say so.”
The smile was audible in Pacho’s voice. “I do.” 
Although it was cooler in the trailer than out under the noon sun, Amado was still sweating, damp down the length of his spine. He plucked at the open collar of his shirt, trying to summon a breeze. “What can I do for you?”
“Excellent question,” said Pacho. There was an odd noise in the background, shrill, echoey with distance. A whistle? “Your new airstrip in Chiapas, have you broken ground yet?”
Amado hesitated. “Last week.” There was no reason not to answer truthfully, was there? If things went according to Miguel Ángel’s clusterfuck of a plan, all their business with Cali would hinge on Chiapas before long. Much sooner rather than later, in fact. Amado grimaced, rapping a knuckle on the edge of the wooden desk to be safe. "Why? Are you changing the schedule on us?" 
"Of course not." Pacho's tone was so soothing it made Amado scowl harder. “Félix said as soon as possible, didn’t he?”
Amado shut his eyes. They stung with sweat. He pressed the heel of his palm into them, one after the other. “He did.”
“And I promised to deliver.” 
More noise in the background, this time shouts and hollering, although they lacked the edge of implied violence. It was strangely familiar. “Are you at a game?” Amado blurted. 
A second of silence, punctuated by what Amado recognized as another whistle blast. “Just about to go on the field,” said Pacho.
Amado blinked his eyes clear, surprised. “You’re playing?” 
“Center forward.”
Amado tried to picture it. Pacho Herrera - infamous in his slick suits and meticulous hair, his pristinely shining shoes, his reserved cunning - sweating and muddy on a football field. It was probably a vanity project, one of those honorary positions on a purchased team where the defenders kept Don Pacho from getting a scraped knee at the cost of their own heads. “Huh,” said Amado.
“Do you play?”
Amado barked a laugh before he could stop it. “No, man. I have better shit to do.” Too late, he could have strangled himself, but Pacho only laughed as well. 
“Fair enough. But do you watch?”
Amado shrugged. He finally glanced over his shoulder. Aguilar was frowning at a fat folder opened in his hands, mouth moving as he read. “Sure, sometimes.”
More hollering, more whistle blowing. “Chiapas,” said Pacho.
“Yeah, right, Chiapas. What about it?”
“I’m sending someone to liaise with your crew there. He’ll be arriving Wednesday.”
“Uh,” said Amado. A strange, defensively guilty sensation came over him - jumpiness like a teacher had told him to open his locker for inspection even though he knew it contained no contraband. “What for?”
Pacho made a little hmm sound, a dismissive moue. “It’s nothing personal. This is a large shipment Félix will be handling for us, and assuming it goes well, not the last of its kind. Chiapas will be important for both our businesses, going forward. My partners and I would like to have first-hand knowledge of it. We don’t want any easily avoidable incidents, do we?”
Amado frowned. What kind of incident could happen in Chiapas that the Cali cartel could possibly care about? As Pacho had reminded them in Panama, if anything happened to the coke after it left Colombia, the consequences were on Félix’s head alone. Well, not alone. Amado could easily picture the maelstrom of shit avalanching downhill in his direction. On second thought, maybe it wouldn’t be a bad idea for Cali to okay the operation in advance. 
“What are you calling me for, then?” Amado asked. “Have you talked to Félix about this?”
Another hmm, this time loaded in a way Amado couldn’t identify. “I’d much rather talk to you,” said Pacho. 
A concerning little curl of uncertainty coiled itself in Amado’s belly. “Oh?”
“You handle transportation, don’t you? Why concern the king with the business of generals?”
Amado heard the mocking emphasis on the word king. He almost smiled. “Are we generals, you and I?” 
Pacho chuckled. “I understand how things work.” Unspoken, the sentiment that Miguel Ángel did not. 
Amado chewed his bottom lip. “Alright,” he said at last. “Wednesday. But the airfield isn’t ready for planes, yet.”
“Of course. I’m sending a flight to Corazón de María. It’s arriving at noon. He’ll need to be picked up.”
Ah. Amado saw where this was going. “And I suppose I’ll be doing that personally, huh? I might be busy Wednesday, I don’t know if I’ll have time to fly to Chiapas.”
“I wouldn’t dream of telling you how to run your operation, Amado.” 
The uncertainty in Amado’s belly curled a bit tighter at the way Pacho said his name. It was as casual as it was intimate, the menace implied. “Sure,” said Amado. 
On Pacho’s end there came a wild, roaring cheer and a flurry of exuberant sound. A goal, maybe. 
“I’m up,” Pacho said. “It’s been a pleasure talking to you.”
“Yeah.” Amado hesitated. “You too.”
“Oh,” said Pacho. “The man I’m sending. Navegante. Be respectful to him.”
Amado frowned. What the hell did Pacho think he was going to do, ditch his sicario at the airport and call his mother a pigfucker? “I understand how things work,” he echoed. 
“Certainly.” There was a definite edge of humor in Pacho’s voice. “Have a lovely day, Amado.” He hung up before Amado could respond.
Amado stared at the phone in his hand, blinking. “What the fuck, man,” he muttered.
“Good talk?” asked Aguilar.
Amado turned around. He tugged his sunglasses down his nose so he could properly aim a double middle finger. “Funny joke. Give me some fucking warning next time, huh?”
Aguilar squinted innocently, the folder still open in his hands. “What do you mean?”
Amado shook his head. He headed for the door. “Never mind, asshole.”
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